cs2g magog counterstrike 2 general - /vm/

Anonymous01/28/26, 14:37No.2210014/cs2g/ & /magog/ - Counter-Strike 2 General

Return of the GOAT Edition >Links https://counter-strike.net/ https://hltv.org/ https://liquipedia.net/cs >Tournaments IEM Kraków [Jan 28th - Feb 8th] PGL Cluj-Napoca [Feb 14th - Feb 22nd] ESL Pro League [Mar 1st - Mar 15th] >Previous Thread >>2203691 [/vm/thread/2203691#p2203691]

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Anon01/28/26, 14:40No.2210020

Parivision UP!

Anon01/28/26, 14:40No.2210021

simple's gonna win

Anon01/28/26, 14:40No.2210022

Sjokz is looking beautiful today!

Anon01/28/26, 14:41No.2210023

i'm confused... the goat (herculeswoo) never left

Anon01/28/26, 14:43No.2210026

our GOAT is gonna destroy these monkeys

Anon01/28/26, 14:43No.2210029

rubbing and kissing sjokz feet

Anon01/28/26, 14:48No.2210034

TAZ BRQS IN CQNTRQL

Anon01/28/26, 14:49No.2210035

based zyn/mouse matching combo goat

Anon01/28/26, 14:56No.2210042

wtf is taz doing with simple chatgpt ahh team

Anon01/28/26, 15:02No.2210049

holy GOAT...

Anon01/28/26, 15:05No.2210054

filhos de puta...

Anon01/28/26, 15:06No.2210056

MUTIRIS HAS GOT TO GO

Anon01/28/26, 15:06No.2210057

nigga is already screaming

Anon01/28/26, 15:07No.2210058

>tune in to hatewatch s1mple >end up rooting for him pic for this feel?

Anon01/28/26, 15:12No.2210063

he's so washed lmao

Anon01/28/26, 15:13No.2210064

remember when portuguese players didn't suck for a short window of time

Anon01/28/26, 15:13No.2210066

this is a random 15k premier match

Anon01/28/26, 15:14No.2210067

jfc that muturis aim trackingawful

Anon01/28/26, 15:16No.2210071

simple should at least play deadlock so he can keep his aim trained

Anon01/28/26, 15:16No.2210073

reverse bra71l, this is embarrassing

Anon01/28/26, 15:17No.2210076

BCG got fucking scammed by SAW didn't they

Anon01/28/26, 15:17No.2210078

THE POORTUGESE AND ELECTRONIC HAVE GOT TO GO

Anon01/28/26, 15:18No.2210082

>BC.Game calls for aid!

Anon01/28/26, 15:19No.2210083

i've seen enough. s0mple washed as fuck

Anon01/28/26, 15:20No.2210084

>BC.Game Esports picked Overpass

Anon01/28/26, 15:20No.2210085

it's okay bros, next map is our map pick s1mple bros.

Anon01/28/26, 15:21No.2210087

shitty forced format OP did this by the way

Anon01/28/26, 15:26No.2210091

BRING IN BIRDFROMSKY THIS PORTUGESE BRAINED DOG HAS GOT TO GO

Anon01/28/26, 15:26No.2210092

Overpass is CT sided. Comeback starts now!

Anon01/28/26, 15:28No.2210094

man...

Anon01/28/26, 15:30No.2210095

s0mple wanna kill his team irl while dumau keeps screaming at him lmao

Anon01/28/26, 15:33No.2210098

any mp7 buys yet?

Anon01/28/26, 15:34No.2210099

taz is bcgame's coach kwab

Anon01/28/26, 15:34No.2210102

holy shit he's so fucking back

Anon01/28/26, 15:35No.2210106

goatple hater sisters... did we get too cocky?

Anon01/28/26, 15:36No.2210107

>ohne turned on his monthly stream to watch s0mple get raped lmao

Anon01/28/26, 15:41No.2210112

you just know they're gonna lose in overtime

Anon01/28/26, 15:42No.2210115

Is overpass normally so CT-sided in pro play or did s0mple's team just shit the bed hard at the start?

Anon01/28/26, 15:44No.2210120

the CSGOat is back

Anon01/28/26, 15:44No.2210121

HES BACK

Anon01/28/26, 15:44No.2210122

goatple hater sisters... not like this

Anon01/28/26, 15:44No.2210123

Yup the GOAT has woken up, It's so fucking over for dumau.

Anon01/28/26, 15:44No.2210124

I'm kneeling

Anon01/28/26, 15:45No.2210125

>wiggle while shooting someone at point blank okay bro

Anon01/28/26, 15:45No.2210126

did mutiris have a stroke? half his face is paralyzed

Anon01/28/26, 15:45No.2210127

>bcg about as good as legacy on lan (so far) maybe they aren't completely shit after all

Anon01/28/26, 15:47No.2210131

NONONO NOT LIKE THIS S1MPLE WAS MEANT TO FLOP ON LAN

Anon01/28/26, 15:48No.2210136

taz masterclass

Anon01/28/26, 15:48No.2210137

elessar, i kneel

Anon01/28/26, 15:49No.2210138

taz is so bald bro bring back the hat please

Anon01/28/26, 15:50No.2210140

Anon01/28/26, 15:50No.2210141

not so fast

Anon01/28/26, 15:51No.2210143

Anon01/28/26, 15:53No.2210147

these legacy niggas be throwing flashes for no fucking reason. what a retards holy shit

Anon01/28/26, 15:53No.2210150

So was the first half just the SAW core taking their siesta?

Anon01/28/26, 15:55No.2210152

GET LEETIFY

Anon01/28/26, 15:55No.2210155

papatronic doubters?

Anon01/28/26, 15:55No.2210156

kino

Anon01/28/26, 15:55No.2210157

>be Brazilian >get stabbed

Anon01/28/26, 15:56No.2210159

Anon01/28/26, 15:57No.2210161

>electronic doing good when not having to think and s1mple holding his ego in check he's still a mental midget who ruins teams, but this is awesome

Anon01/28/26, 16:00No.2210169

dumau is toggling lmao

Anon01/28/26, 16:00No.2210171

White men teaching macacos a harsh lesson

Anon01/28/26, 16:03No.2210177

S1MPLE DOUBTERS WHERE YOU @????

Anon01/28/26, 16:04No.2210180

Remember when Legacy was up 11-2?

Anon01/28/26, 16:06No.2210184

Anon01/28/26, 16:08No.2210190

thorinbros...

Anon01/28/26, 16:09No.2210191

BC Game bros stay cozy )

Anon01/28/26, 16:13No.2210201

>Atlanta 2026 trailer featuring Falcons who are not going to attend it bruh

Anon01/28/26, 16:13No.2210203

FUTAchads where we @???

Anon01/28/26, 16:17No.2210207

Is donk vs s1mple a real possibility? That would break the internet. 1 BILLION views minimum. World cup final type shit innit

Anon01/28/26, 16:18No.2210211

Oseebros.... we eating good tonite

Anon01/28/26, 16:19No.2210213

ELESSAR

Anon01/28/26, 16:21No.2210218

Damn BCG look hella clutch :0

Anon01/28/26, 16:24No.2210221

he's showing his age

Anon01/28/26, 16:24No.2210222

s1s1 activated

Anon01/28/26, 16:26No.2210224

what is it with the insane gamma bursts on observers lately?

Anon01/28/26, 16:26No.2210225

TaZ doubters status?

Anon01/28/26, 16:26No.2210227

first time i've seen the spectator flashbug happen in a tournament

Anon01/28/26, 16:27No.2210229

WE HAWT!

Anon01/28/26, 16:30No.2210234

Whats up with the minimap and the player positions being super jittery?

Anon01/28/26, 16:33No.2210239

K I N O I N O

Anon01/28/26, 16:35No.2210244

>3dmax >fut >bc.game >legacy what is this trash group lol astralis plays b8, parivision play aurora, g2 play nip or liquid while this meme gets to exist for some reason 4 trash teams and one of them goes through...

Anon01/28/26, 16:36No.2210247

s1mple doubters are shook!

Anon01/28/26, 16:37No.2210250

brazil is suddenly real quiet

Anon01/28/26, 16:38No.2210252

The camera man exploring Electornics skin cells.

Anon01/28/26, 16:38No.2210253

just watched dumau's pov as he was clearing angles on ct side and his mouse movements looked like the toggling on overpass, smooth sweeps and tiny quick crosshair movements and there was nobody on ct. so maybe that's just how he moves his mouse and it accidentaly matched an ennemy's movement on overpass

Anon01/28/26, 16:41No.2210263

is krimbo a sub or did a miss something?

Anon01/28/26, 16:44No.2210277

HOLY FUCK

Anon01/28/26, 16:46No.2210282

3dmax has a loss to FlyQuest on their record....

Anon01/28/26, 16:47No.2210283

>just a get a core that doesn't understand what s1mple and electronic are saying lol they actually found the formula

Anon01/28/26, 16:48No.2210284

>come back home from gym >bcg somehow won overpass >leading inferno what?....... how the fuck?

Anon01/28/26, 16:48No.2210285

FOR FRODOOOO

Anon01/28/26, 16:48No.2210286

auragoat owning brazil like it's the 16th century

Anon01/28/26, 16:48No.2210288

insane carry job by aragorn

Anon01/28/26, 16:52No.2210297

GOAT coach TaZ is telling his team to win the pistol round and the conversion this very moment. 13-1 incoming!

Anon01/28/26, 16:54No.2210302

why is 1440p locked for me on twitch? fucking hell man i can count pixels on """"1080p"""" why is twitch so bad

Anon01/28/26, 16:54No.2210303

I choose not to argue about which team is better because the cream will rise, and it will be undeniable. Also that way I am never wrong

Anon01/28/26, 16:55No.2210304

GOAT

Anon01/28/26, 16:55No.2210306

Oh yeah, thats the way we do it. 1v4s for nothin and maps for free.

Anon01/28/26, 16:56No.2210309

s1mple! My legs! They're kneeling as if they had a mind of their own!

Anon01/28/26, 16:56No.2210310

>the goat is back yes, he is. back on the throne.

Anon01/28/26, 16:57No.2210312

shes so beautiful, and on both streams no less!

Anon01/28/26, 16:57No.2210313

I just nutted everywhere. s1mple stocks are peaking right now

Anon01/28/26, 16:59No.2210318

Anon01/28/26, 16:59No.2210320

Anon01/28/26, 17:04No.2210335

that's how happiest polack look like

Anon01/28/26, 17:04No.2210336

from what taz is saying, it sounds like electronic and s1mple are toxic as shit even during pracs lmao

Anon01/28/26, 17:05No.2210342

gad dayum this white boy got the nba louis collab back pack.... wiggas leadin the charge...

Anon01/28/26, 17:08No.2210351

>GOAT2 on the B stream >clash of trash on the A stream ????

Anon01/28/26, 17:11No.2210355

Anon01/28/26, 17:12No.2210356

3dmax are so bad they got farmed by fucking cmtry

Anon01/28/26, 17:14No.2210359

if krimbo plays well this event, i hope passion ua drops nicx (i hope they drop him regardless because he's dogshit) and pick him up he's probably willing to work for peanuts atp

Anon01/28/26, 17:15No.2210361

>for s0mple

Anon01/28/26, 17:28No.2210383

Once, I played a premier match where there was a guy in the enemy team with picrel as pfp. His name was "The Special One" and he ONLY used Auto-sniper. We lost, being him the top fragger. Fun fact, whenever you asked him anything, he'd only reply in Mourinho quotes. Godspeed Special One.

Anon01/28/26, 17:37No.2210393

>TTT (AKA Time To Tilt) is an esports metric measuring the elapsed time from match start until a player's mental state visibly deteriorates, often cascading into team-wide psychological collapse. >Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski serves as the benchmark for TTT analysis. A world-class rifler with mechanics that could make angels weep, EliGE possesses an equally legendary capacity to speedrun his own mental stack. >The EliGE Tilt Radius™ is also notable - studies suggest teammates within comms range experience a 47% increased likelihood of tilting themselves. This creates a cascading effect scientists call "Liquid Meltdown Syndrome."

Anon01/28/26, 17:52No.2210411

feel like snappi's been a bit to cute with going the site rotates after they have a bomb site

Anon01/28/26, 17:58No.2210418

>wake up >aragorn really saved simple wtf

Anon01/28/26, 17:58No.2210419

kick cmtry ffs

Anon01/28/26, 17:59No.2210420

magixxbabz...

Anon01/28/26, 18:00No.2210424

lol that jump awp team kill

Anon01/28/26, 18:03No.2210431

Krimbo has the stand-in buff

Anon01/28/26, 18:10No.2210444

maybe he should just replace el0ge

Anon01/28/26, 18:13No.2210452

#LIQUIDISHERE

Anon01/28/26, 18:16No.2210463

how does freya manage to look older than sjokz despite being 9 years younger

Anon01/28/26, 18:22No.2210475

that FUT 3Dmax game is insane

Anon01/28/26, 18:34No.2210492

low IQ turk retard

Anon01/28/26, 18:35No.2210496

>maka with the echo location wild shot

Anon01/28/26, 18:38No.2210501

Anon01/28/26, 18:42No.2210514

Machine's attempt to speak german just now sounded ultra zesty...

Anon01/28/26, 18:42No.2210516

alright spunj and machine are no longer the best casters after the shit they just spouted the last few minutes, dinko and moses it is

Anon01/28/26, 18:43No.2210517

https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2016575183645974538?

Anon01/28/26, 19:01No.2210540

siuhtty

Anon01/28/26, 19:01No.2210541

KEKAROOOOOOOO

Anon01/28/26, 19:08No.2210551

>5.81 rating he's. so. fucking. good.

Anon01/28/26, 19:13No.2210563

s0.5mple is so back

Anon01/28/26, 19:14No.2210564

>elige is ba-

Anon01/28/26, 19:15No.2210568

GODQUID

Anon01/28/26, 19:16No.2210569

sn0ppi

Anon01/28/26, 19:16No.2210570

GODLIGE GODQUID

Anon01/28/26, 19:18No.2210574

>elige forced to carry now that naf is gone >ultimate not completely shitting the bed guess they might finally be an ok team

Anon01/28/26, 19:19No.2210580

If krimbo had a different name, I wouldn't even suspect he's not ethnically German.

Anon01/28/26, 19:19No.2210581

My body is ready for G2 kino

Anon01/28/26, 19:20No.2210582

JITUBROS HOW ARE WE FUCKING FEELING

Anon01/28/26, 19:22No.2210590

HeavyGoat finna sit on Passion USA

Anon01/28/26, 19:25No.2210598

damn exactly tied now

Anon01/28/26, 19:28No.2210609

grim need better team

Anon01/28/26, 19:29No.2210610

they really hired this phy clown and the guy who along with darfmike ruined EPL's casual casting environment? even scrawnders would be preferable

Anon01/28/26, 19:34No.2210623

Nice shots sunkekys and nice spray malds

Anon01/28/26, 19:35No.2210629

[/vm/thread/2203691#p2210622]

Anon01/28/26, 19:37No.2210632

classic pua

Anon01/28/26, 19:41No.2210640

>huNtah- CZ based

Anon01/28/26, 19:42No.2210645

this kvem dude really has a cheekbone piercing, cmon man that's beyond gay

Anon01/28/26, 19:42No.2210648

Kino

Anon01/28/26, 20:02No.2210679

Grimjobs all around for G2

Anon01/28/26, 20:03No.2210682

https://www.twitch.tv/niko

Anon01/28/26, 20:07No.2210685

I'm sorry but this is some incredibly boring casting

Anon01/28/26, 20:08No.2210688

Almao

Anon01/28/26, 20:08No.2210689

lol pua and their ninjas

Anon01/28/26, 20:08No.2210690

absolutely worthless casting for based ninja defuse

Anon01/28/26, 20:09No.2210691

goyim2bros...

Anon01/28/26, 20:09No.2210693

lmao

Anon01/28/26, 20:09No.2210696

GET FUCKED G2 LOSERS

Anon01/28/26, 20:10No.2210697

holy grimothy

Anon01/28/26, 20:18No.2210708

donk averaging 140 ADR last 10 games on faceit. This new update actually buffed this lil nigga. It's over

Anon01/28/26, 20:29No.2210730

what the fuck....

Anon01/28/26, 20:29No.2210732

I'm watching the real CS2 GOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkagj5ey3lk

Anon01/28/26, 20:30No.2210733

Anon01/28/26, 20:57No.2210769

col you fuckers can you stop being shit

Anon01/28/26, 20:59No.2210773

what the fuck are these rounds?

Anon01/28/26, 21:00No.2210776

FalconsAreHere

Anon01/28/26, 21:02No.2210779

>win armorless glock b rush >full buy next round - don't hit a single bullet

Anon01/28/26, 21:04No.2210782

jitu DOMINATES

Anon01/28/26, 21:06No.2210786

>wake up >THE GOAT won >PARI won THE GOAT vs The False GOAT WILL meet in Stage 2.

Anon01/28/26, 21:18No.2210808

>Passion UA almost lose to a full USP eco >hallzerk wins Overpass with outrageous ninja defuse >Grim has head in hands after G2 win with armorless pistols >G2 lose to Glocks what a game

Anon01/28/26, 21:52No.2210851

GOD2

Anon01/28/26, 21:52No.2210852

Easy!

Anon01/28/26, 21:53No.2210853

na raped

Anon01/28/26, 21:53No.2210856

hey I beat inflation today!

Anon01/28/26, 21:58No.2210864

Mediovre Overpass but overall convincing series. Makes me hopefull sAw worked is juju on malbs during the break.

Anon01/28/26, 22:04No.2210868

When is Faze playing?

Anon01/28/26, 22:39No.2210914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abnW1xC1PvU kassad dropping bombs like ManletSnake wished he could

Anon01/28/26, 23:21No.2210967

I was a PARI fan unti their recent vlog where Dastan is shown drinking pepsi. I hope donk rapes them now.

Anon01/28/26, 23:22No.2210972

https://x.com/ChuPlenk/status/2016593501681578431

Anon01/28/26, 23:29No.2210979

https://x.com/tarik/status/2016617071661240338

Anon01/29/26, 00:26No.2211054

You now remember: Liquid shox

Anon01/29/26, 00:39No.2211073

https://x.com/elige/status/2016661008626983005 CRINGE ALERT

Anon01/29/26, 01:06No.2211095

Parivision is kind of box office right now, I haven't called myself a fan of any team since old Gambit broke up but I think I might have to jump on the bandwagon

Anon01/29/26, 01:45No.2211148

gay2bros ngl if paypal keeps missing like this things are not looking good for us.....I told you he had to go.....

Anon01/29/26, 02:16No.2211206

>G2 vs Liquid 2017 ahh matchup

Anon01/29/26, 03:25No.2211271

>pros don't che-ACK! List of active pros that are cheating TESES proof: https://files.catbox.moe/9euxx3.mp4 KYXSAN proof: https://files.catbox.moe/6kukd3.mp4 https://x.com/XANTAREScsgo/status/1430650329360707587 https://x.com/XANTAREScsgo/status/1430642274829049863 KARRIGAN proof: see webm DUMAU proof: https://files.catbox.moe/rj7ch0.mp4 JW no proof needed APEX no proof needed

Anon01/29/26, 03:30No.2211275

https://xcancel.com/fezeraof/status/2016633179944181978 my nigga jonji still got it

Anon01/29/26, 04:26No.2211321

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7TF_DobgMI why don't blast do things like this?

Anon01/29/26, 05:06No.2211355

The game is totally infested with cheaters..

Anon01/29/26, 05:09No.2211361

How

Anon01/29/26, 05:39No.2211375

Bros...

Anon01/29/26, 06:48No.2211422

a group of millionaire niggas must create a bunch of csgo events with huge prizepools so tier 1 niggas attend even if there is no vrs. no nigga wants to play this giga dogshit optimized game called cs2. every nigga who has played csgo after playing cs2 know that csgo be feeling like having raw sex while cs2 be feeling like having sex with a condom made out of some animal intestine.

Anon01/29/26, 06:57No.2211435

https://youtu.be/HU-WYC2v2eM

Anon01/29/26, 07:36No.2211463

What goes up...

Anon01/29/26, 07:56No.2211470

Take me back bros...