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Anonymous01/24/26, 21:43No.2203691/cs2g/ & /magog/ - Counter-Strike 2 General
Faze edition
>Links
https://counter-strike.net/
https://hltv.org/
https://liquipedia.net/cs
>Tournaments
BLAST Bounty [Jan 13th - Jan 25th]
IEM Kraków [Jan 28th - Feb 8th]
PGL Cluj-Napoca [Feb 14th - Feb 22nd]
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Anon01/24/26, 21:44No.2203696
f0ze lost to eyeballers
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Anon01/24/26, 21:45No.2203697
Damn it feels good to FAZE UPThis is the thread
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Anon01/24/26, 21:46No.2203701
kek f0zekeks are so patheticthey're going to get raped in krakow as usual
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Anon01/24/26, 21:46No.2203702
/magog/ stands with #FaZe
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Anon01/24/26, 21:47No.2203707
new thread and there's already 5 posts mentioning fazethats avra
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Anon01/24/26, 21:47No.2203709
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Anon01/24/26, 21:48No.2203712
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1so much fucking avra f0zesisters #F0ZEUP!!!!!
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Anon01/24/26, 21:49No.2203715
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Anon01/24/26, 21:50No.2203717
Faze autists have genuinely ruined /cs2g/. No one cares about their shit, irrelevant and soon to be dead team, but their autism just doesn't let them let it go.
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Anon01/24/26, 21:53No.2203723
what's wrong with vp?
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Anon01/24/26, 21:55No.2203727
>Craft this and a week later this faggot starts losing and not shaking hands with people
really can't have anything nice huh...
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Anon01/24/26, 21:56No.2203730
>haha I'll make a shit thread with the wrong name and lots of faggy links
>I'll call it faze edition so people start hating faze even more
you are a giant niggerfaggot, op
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Anon01/24/26, 22:04No.2203760
So are we getting another Zweight lifegame against Falcoons?
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Anon01/24/26, 22:06No.2203763
igl of the year you just know it
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Anon01/24/26, 22:09No.2203769
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Anon01/24/26, 22:11No.2203774
now that we're at the grands we can safely say p00ria, b0tality and f0ze niggas all got mega btfo and should sit the fuck down
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Anon01/24/26, 22:13No.2203778
Wanna hear a joke?Vitality.
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Anon01/24/26, 22:13No.2203780
G2 niggas stay winning by not attending the meme tournament and making a fool of themselves.
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Anon01/24/26, 22:16No.2203784
nrg will win krakow
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Anon01/24/26, 22:22No.2203792
1 thread
3 people
41 posts
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Anon01/24/26, 22:29No.2203802
Faze 0-2 Eyeballerz
Vitality 2-0 EyeBallers
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Anon01/24/26, 22:31No.2203805
https://xcancel.com/HandsomelyHeavy/status/1939082964366671880
what's the story behind this? why did he do it? would zywoo do this?
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Anon01/24/26, 22:34No.2203807
r/cs2 is down the hall and to the left
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Anon01/24/26, 22:48No.2203828
since when were these vm threads made anyways? i discovered vm magog a year ago during pgl cluj
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Anon01/24/26, 23:12No.2203860
Russian reactions to FURIA vs PARIVISION:
>Less than half a year ago, PARI were grasping for the last Major spot with BotBoom. Half a year before that, they were #90 in HLTV rating. Great roster moves and genius team structure remade the ugly duckling into a team you want to follow and cheer for. Flip this comment, and I just described Virtus.pro.
>Vanya Zweih in the finals)) Spirit))
>Come on, Two-Faced Toledo, scream "fucking noobs" some more, Jame read you like an open children's book
>Healthy man's Virtus.pro
>Shitkindar is an unmannered woman
>SUCK IT FURRYA
>Seems like it's not that Spirit are weak, PARIVISION are just in their prime
>zweih promoted from the academy team
>acne-ridden thrash, finally you and your slime team are exposed as tier-2 flukes
>Marek is a faggot
>may0nesy fans are celebrating they're gonna take Jame's cock and not FalleN's))))
>dragon tamed, kitty tamed, what's a falcon gonna do?
>molobot just go home
>we believe, believe like never before
>finally no botality or mouz and no pooria or team donk, either m0nesy's first in over a year or jame's triumphant return, amazing result either way!!
>virtus pro)))))
>after that disrespect by baltic faggot and two-faced toledo trying to ragebait, furia is officially the enemy
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Anon01/24/26, 23:33No.2203881
For me, its Faze, but I like Jame too.
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Anon01/24/26, 23:42No.2203902
If you guys want proof donk was robbed of top 1 and they favor ZywOo, just check the HLTV Instagram. After Spirit lost they posted a sad photo of donk clearly trying to push an anti donk agenda. After ZywOo dropped a 0.85 STINKER (donk would never btw) not ONE sad or negative picture of any Vitality player.Makes sense tbf since they are both sponsored by stake and Israel. 0.85woo 0.85woo
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Anon01/24/26, 23:47No.2203914
i won one of the hltv fantasy events (not the season) and they sent me half my prize, a 30 dollar m4 but not the knife so i hope ner0 & their top20 committee burns to death and then in hell
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Anon01/25/26, 00:06No.2203960
this might be the biggest fall from grace of all 1.6 cs orgs (maybe evil geniuses are close or worse)
not even top 50 VRS, they don't get invited to closed qualifiers
put it out of its' misery, even nip liquid and fnatic look competent compared to vp
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Anon01/25/26, 00:43No.2204018
thirdie dogs are fuming hard after the superior russian rulers in BRICS taught them their place
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Anon01/25/26, 00:53No.2204030
vitality getting wrecked by pari would've been good too
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Anon01/25/26, 01:34No.2204118
f0ze lost
p00ria lost
d0nk lost
kwab!!!!!
keep crying
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Anon01/25/26, 01:42No.2204140
zywho really finna lost to 3 alb*nians
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Anon01/25/26, 02:06No.2204166
>dastan: "I try to be very strict because every bad situation will cost [us] in the future"
Holy fuck and I thought this was AIshopped.
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Anon01/25/26, 02:28No.2204215
d0nkey stays on spitr0ast because he needs to be the big fish in the small pond and his enabler frauddy. imagine that kid on zeus' navi or gambit, would be more timid than flamie
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Anon01/25/26, 03:17No.2204281
So tomorrow is gonna be the fastest Falcons 3-0 ever right
I can just tell that Godsan is going to read james mind the entire time
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Anon01/25/26, 03:21No.2204283
zyw0.85 kek
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Anon01/25/26, 03:21No.2204284
d2nk
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Anon01/25/26, 03:26No.2204295
https://x.com/z2217z/status/2015239911356727367
new addition to the yeki-dastan shit
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Anon01/25/26, 03:37No.2204331
just did a 1v5 in my faceit match brehs
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Anon01/25/26, 04:49No.2204444
Yo, baddie. You frequent magog? Call me!
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Anon01/25/26, 06:03No.2204510
How many for Falcons today?
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Anon01/25/26, 06:03No.2204511
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Anon01/25/26, 06:04No.2204512
>wake up
>check hltv for missed games
>troonwho 0.85 and raped
putta smile on my face
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Anon01/25/26, 06:49No.2204543
>donk is the best player i've played against
uh simplebros? zywoobros?
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Anon01/25/26, 07:53No.2204584
He's coming for the top 1, end of the road for the hunchbacks of Notre Dame.
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Anon01/25/26, 07:58No.2204589
b0nks can't even ask f0ze fans to make noise because they got knocked out before they could reach the lan stage KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB!
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Anon01/25/26, 08:02No.2204590
faze is basically the same as mouz atp
>no star players
>washed up potentially dead roster
>1 fat fucking shitter who keeps shouting (fattigan/torshit)
>0 fans
>0 aura
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Anon01/25/26, 08:35No.2204613
Why didn’t ropz use his faze magic to carry zywoo’s corpse to the finish line?
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Anon01/25/26, 08:58No.2204625
tf this nigga dastan doin brooooo.......
https://x.com/CrestyK/status/2015283928912044404?s=20
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Anon01/25/26, 09:17No.2204640
I have no horse in this race and dislike vitality greatly, but faze won't be loved for much longer, it's clear that broky's a problem and karrigan doesn't have much left in him, once they go frozen will join some other team. the ship of theseus doesn't really apply in esports as shown by G2 in recent times and many previously legendary orgs in the past
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Anon01/25/26, 09:18No.2204641
A rack on Falcons. Time to pay for my utilities this month Ilya.
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Anon01/25/26, 09:27No.2204653
>After vitality bomb out of every event
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Anon01/25/26, 09:34No.2204661
Finally some quality CS
Bo5 grand finals
https://live.douyin.com/65687475141
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Anon01/25/26, 09:37No.2204663
>Fazefags and Vitalityfags going at eachothers throats againGive it a rest for fuck sakes. Today is Jame kino time, stop ruining it.
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Anon01/25/26, 09:48No.2204674
why is this general so much more active this year than last?
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Anon01/25/26, 10:40No.2204708
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389610/big-vs-havu-united21-esplay-challenge-season-1BIG playing in 2h 2min!
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Anon01/25/26, 10:51No.2204714
>choking against jeethow
grim
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Anon01/25/26, 10:55No.2204718
is this gonna be the most awesome vrs climb ever, or the biggest geriatric car crash?
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Anon01/25/26, 11:05No.2204726
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf to watch the boys with
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Anon01/25/26, 11:30No.2204740
There’s no justice on this gay earth. Falcons will win and there’s nothing (You) can do about it.
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Anon01/25/26, 11:39No.2204747
story with a bit of a nice round there
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Anon01/25/26, 12:10No.2204775
why are flyquest beating up random shitters (and boros, lol) in a grand final?
how fucking bad were the rest of the teams?
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Anon01/25/26, 12:10No.2204779
What would (You) rather be? A tiny little weak yellow bee or a big good green falcon? I think the choice is obvious to the most of us...
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Anon01/25/26, 12:52No.2204803
Hey, ZyWo0keks!
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Anon01/25/26, 13:12No.2204823
BIG is raping 5 finnish twinks on LAN! Tune in now to see blameF have his way with them!
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Anon01/25/26, 13:21No.2204825
The bois won a LAN tournament this year before the whole top 10.
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Anon01/25/26, 13:27No.2204835
>tabsen clutch
lol wtf
must be the blamef effect
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Anon01/25/26, 13:32No.2204841
didn't drop a map
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Anon01/25/26, 13:39No.2204853
The rapist of Norrköping.
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Anon01/25/26, 13:57No.2204878
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Anon01/25/26, 14:14No.2204899
flyquest were on 1355 vrs points before zhi-tech masters
they're 1489 after, +134hotu got 34 points for winning the iem rio quals
gentle mates got 17 points for coming secondflyquest doubled their points combined
and they don't have to go to brazil
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Anon01/25/26, 14:25No.2204916
we are here
https://www.twitch.tv/donacs
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Anon01/25/26, 14:34No.2204936
stanfags really went from
>my player's more popular
to
>your player's more popular
at least we get a bit of variation from the same everyday brain dead conversations
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Anon01/25/26, 14:49No.2204964
>falcons might add another star to their jersey tonight
how are you feeling about that, haters?
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Anon01/25/26, 14:50No.2204966
Experts say that the majority of both Vitality and Spirit fans are brown.
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Anon01/25/26, 14:55No.2204979
wait.... it's a bo5? fuck
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Anon01/25/26, 14:57No.2204981
zweisobased
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Anon01/25/26, 15:00No.2204992
BIG just won their second LAN of the year.
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Anon01/25/26, 15:01No.2204993
>Huge
based
>Launders
cringe
fuck you blast
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Anon01/25/26, 15:01No.2204994
>scrawnders
Guess I'll stick to checking the score on hltv
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Anon01/25/26, 15:02No.2204996
Hugo + Launders casting duo today? Someone got sick or had to drop out?
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Anon01/25/26, 15:02No.2204997
WHERE HARRY
YOU COULD HAVE MADE THIS GREAT
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Anon01/25/26, 15:02No.2204998
pimp is an excruciating faggot
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Anon01/25/26, 15:03No.2205002
2026 is the year of the fragging igl
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Anon01/25/26, 15:04No.2205003
you can not have three star players
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Anon01/25/26, 15:16No.2205026
Jame is so fucking based, bro
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Anon01/25/26, 15:16No.2205027
Imagine trying to play the clock like this against a master of time like Jame
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Anon01/25/26, 15:17No.2205032
nice run but it ends here lame
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Anon01/25/26, 15:19No.2205033
JAMEGOD
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Anon01/25/26, 15:19No.2205034
JAMEGOD
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Anon01/25/26, 15:19No.2205036
Man, this guy is insane
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Anon01/25/26, 15:19No.2205037
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
he's never been more back
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Anon01/25/26, 15:19No.2205038
holy goat
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Anon01/25/26, 15:22No.2205041
The pari bookies bought the whole tournament. Unless they lose this you can't explain this shit.
Hate the fact that Jame is stuck with the bookies, it's like playing on team pornhub.
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Anon01/25/26, 15:25No.2205044
zweih shooting through walls lul
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Anon01/25/26, 15:32No.2205051
how does zonic feel seeing everyone love the new coach
imagine getting benched because your brother died and you needed to leave
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Anon01/25/26, 15:35No.2205058
Uhhh why are Falcons losing???
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Anon01/25/26, 15:35No.2205059
JAME
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Anon01/25/26, 15:36No.2205060
i remember a falcons mirage ct side
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Anon01/25/26, 15:36No.2205063
https://x.com/_therotation/status/2015079515723087943
>During today's EU cup, a team reported their win mid-series. They then lost and admins refused to revert the result
KEK what the fuck
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Anon01/25/26, 15:36No.2205064
i would ask the vitality fans to defend this but theres only about 12 of them and theyre all redditors
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Anon01/25/26, 15:38No.2205067
That was a kino round
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Anon01/25/26, 15:40No.2205073
>belchenókk
>not belchénokkwhy can't west*ids ever ask how to pronounce foreign words and just butcher the pronounciations?
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Anon01/25/26, 15:41No.2205075
Buffalo Bill ACE!!!
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Anon01/25/26, 15:42No.2205077
is we really gonna get a 3-0?
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Anon01/25/26, 15:43No.2205079
he's so cute when he swears
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Anon01/25/26, 15:48No.2205092
C'mon don't choke this PV
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Anon01/25/26, 15:49No.2205097
LEAKS zywoos hack dev is asking for 95% of his income and stopped providing because zywoo refused XDdont ask me how i know it
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Anon01/25/26, 15:54No.2205108
uncle fester deagle hits hard
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Anon01/25/26, 15:54No.2205111
Just like that huh.
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Anon01/25/26, 15:54No.2205112
cs2 is so dogshit
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Anon01/25/26, 15:54No.2205113
belchodonk
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Anon01/25/26, 15:54No.2205114
at least spirit and furia also lost to them, and vita got cucked, but it still feels bad even with the stand in situation
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Anon01/25/26, 15:54No.2205116
lmao
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Anon01/25/26, 15:56No.2205120
>bank going after the most retarded fans
it's like he caters to the 5 most active people itt
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Anon01/25/26, 15:59No.2205122
>start a comeback
>get fucked by a madlad with a pistol
age old tale
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Anon01/25/26, 16:00No.2205124
Falkeks need to win dustan2 or it's over. I know they're comfortable on it, even though it's paris pick.
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Anon01/25/26, 16:08No.2205147
what the fuck
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Anon01/25/26, 16:08No.2205148
>T1 cheating accusations
>in 2026
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Anon01/25/26, 16:08No.2205150
Jame is my hero
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Anon01/25/26, 16:10No.2205154
Don't tournament organisers provide equipment for the players so all this alleged kb/mouse cheating is not possible?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:10No.2205156
our opinion on this caster duo?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:16No.2205179
>open stream
>Pari 1-0
>LET'S FU- wait what the fuck is Hugo doing here?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:18No.2205183
belochonokk had like +0.10 higher rating than aw
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Anon01/25/26, 16:18No.2205184
which one would win, 9000 billion dollar saudi superteam or the third best random russian group?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:19No.2205187
>zweight on D2
>against Failcons
NiKo already SHAKING at the thought of going B after they switch sides.
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Anon01/25/26, 16:21No.2205191
>CHOKO WITH THE BURST FAMAS
KEKAROOOOOO
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Anon01/25/26, 16:24No.2205198
LMAO
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Anon01/25/26, 16:24No.2205200
Jame-sama...
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Anon01/25/26, 16:25No.2205204
The era of nu-Jame Time hunting kills after time, the scene is not ready.
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Anon01/25/26, 16:25No.2205210
>pissing jame off
ballsy kyxsan
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Anon01/25/26, 16:30No.2205220
Dare I say that Falcons look like they need 1 more super star?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:31No.2205223
Is this literally another 8-4 half?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:32No.2205225
I've seen enough. Jame will win his second Major this year.
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Anon01/25/26, 16:33No.2205228
Who will win? The 100 million dollar roster or the single dad and his 4 adopted sons?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:33No.2205229
The mental is gone for falcucks
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Anon01/25/26, 16:34No.2205233
this proves it
jame can smell femboys
he always knows where monesy is
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Anon01/25/26, 16:34No.2205234
spirit stocks are up
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Anon01/25/26, 16:36No.2205237
YJK that Sp0rit and Virtus.Poo are already blowing up Jame's phone begging him to IGL for them.
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Anon01/25/26, 16:36No.2205239
Why is monesy sitting so zesty?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:37No.2205241
>igl of the year
jame
>awp of the year
jame
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Anon01/25/26, 16:40No.2205254
It's over, 3-0
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Anon01/25/26, 16:40No.2205255
3-2
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Anon01/25/26, 16:40No.2205256
Jame managing to pull big wins from a bunch of nobodies is why he is a great IGL.
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Anon01/25/26, 16:42No.2205258
Everyone looks locked in and Jame looks like he just woke up from a nap and didn't have anything better to do than to play CS, and wins anyway.
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Anon01/25/26, 16:46No.2205267
Was always overhyped manlet
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Anon01/25/26, 16:46No.2205268
Is dust 2 T sided?
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Anon01/25/26, 16:50No.2205275
ouch
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Anon01/25/26, 16:51No.2205279
jamers........ we should be at 12-4 right now...
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Anon01/25/26, 16:56No.2205287
just tuned in
did I miss something
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Anon01/25/26, 16:58No.2205292
Such a clean retake
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Anon01/25/26, 16:58No.2205293
good but also kinda lucky retake
falcons look a bit sloppy
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Anon01/25/26, 16:58No.2205295
Russia is winning! )))
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Anon01/25/26, 16:59No.2205296
N0KO
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Anon01/25/26, 17:00No.2205300
Pari is pre kato Spirit right now, if they win, they are just like post kato Spirit
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Anon01/25/26, 17:00No.2205301
m0n3sy
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Anon01/25/26, 17:01No.2205305
PV keeps making mistakes and Falcons can't capitalize, no way Falcons can win this
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Anon01/25/26, 17:01No.2205306
>5. Falcons picked Inferno
Tick-tock Falcoosn
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Anon01/25/26, 17:03No.2205311
NiK2nd
get it
cause always second ))
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Anon01/25/26, 17:05No.2205315
Moshi moshi MBS-san. I need one more russian twink to start winning trophies.
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Anon01/25/26, 17:06No.2205316
kino
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Anon01/25/26, 17:06No.2205317
NO WAY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Anon01/25/26, 17:06No.2205318
LETS FUCKING GOOO
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Anon01/25/26, 17:06No.2205319
All part of Jame's master plan to give Falcons that many rounds only to yank their hopes this late
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Anon01/25/26, 17:06No.2205320
Jame was just playing with his food...
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Anon01/25/26, 17:06No.2205321
zyw085
n0k0
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Anon01/25/26, 17:07No.2205323
>m0.95NESY
>NiK0.85
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Anon01/25/26, 17:07No.2205325
kek they're so mad about slavs
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Anon01/25/26, 17:07No.2205326
I remember Jame Inferno B site pc crash in Copenhagen vs JiTu...Get em Dzhami!
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Anon01/25/26, 17:08No.2205329
>Aymein*stein*
>french arabwhat did they mean by this?
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Anon01/25/26, 17:08No.2205331
>zyw11
>d2nk
>m0n3sy
>N0K0
>JAME
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Anon01/25/26, 17:12No.2205339
kek nucle0nz seething
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Anon01/25/26, 17:12No.2205340
Could go all 5.
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Anon01/25/26, 17:16No.2205344
kek these gooks lmao
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Anon01/25/26, 17:16No.2205346
Jame 3-0'ing falcons is the only 3-0 I would want.
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Anon01/25/26, 17:17No.2205349
qt )
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Anon01/25/26, 17:17No.2205350
aint watching this shi no more. g2 pre cs2 choke duo would have murdered these fucking no name bums 13-0. niko would have tapped these low skill bums head as if he were playing dm and m0nesy would have farmed clips every single round. like why the fuck is niko so muscular? the weightlifting probably killed his nerves and thats why he aims like a total shitter now. why cant m0nesy farm a single clip? probably too much sex with chinese groupies got his brain slow and dumb. fucking souless money, game and org killed my goats. fuck cs2, fuck falcons and fuck that gucci bag of niko and his rolex
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Anon01/25/26, 17:19No.2205356
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Anon01/25/26, 17:20No.2205357
What would the goat IGL do if he was Falcons?
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Anon01/25/26, 17:20No.2205358
FLY HIM IN NOW
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Anon01/25/26, 17:21No.2205360
I've seen enough. for all the memes and ridicule, falcons refuses to open their wallet and BUY STARS and give their one decent player any support at all
get this man some HELP before he gets a herniated disc from having to CARRY these BUMS
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:22No.2205363
Nik2nd would have 0 wins in 2025 if it werent for degster carrying falcons in bucharest
hilarious
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:24No.2205370
absolutely jame'd
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:25No.2205375
apologize
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:25No.2205376
REMEMBER VITALITY LOST THEIR FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR TO ETERNAL FIRE AT THE BEGINNING OF 2025 (it wasn't in grand finals though but it was blast bounty).
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:25No.2205377
>VIT lost to this
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:25No.2205378
Is Parivision the new Furia? The analysts will probably start the conversation after this match whether they are no longer underdogs but just legit T1 now.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:26No.2205379
Falcoons really picked the map of infinite saving against the master of saving? What were they thinking???
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:27No.2205386
electronic stocks status?
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:29No.2205394
ahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:29No.2205395
Not today mayonesy, not today.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:29No.2205396
ez
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:29No.2205397
5headguy > may0nesy
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:30No.2205398
Falcons lose 5v3 site holds and 4v2 retakes on Inferno B
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:30No.2205399
Electronic's long lost brother clutched.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:31No.2205402
the mini bot
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:31No.2205403
THE BABY BOT
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:31No.2205404
I think they're done now.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:32No.2205407
ksk would wreck these fluking bots
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:32No.2205408
This is hard to watch
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:32No.2205409
kwabsuke would've lost to Vitality.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:33No.2205410
so paravision grinded during the player break and now they're winning some meme tournament against a team with a standin.
am I meant to be impressed?
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:33No.2205411
nice catch, rookie
lol
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:35No.2205419
THIS SCENE IS COMPROMISED. IT'S ALL PAID AND SOLD.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:35No.2205422
only MAKCU can save falcons
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:36No.2205424
Did Falcons forget to activate the parasympathetic nervous system?
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:41No.2205438
Everyone on PV can step up and get their frags when needed
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:42No.2205440
GOATA
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:42No.2205442
BABY GOAT
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:42No.2205443
>mods timing out the art of choke pasta
bruh moment
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:43No.2205444
>rash B blyat
Falcons just can't react to such complex strats
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:47No.2205451
why do pros play with all these fps counters? same back in csgo with net_graph taking a fifth of your screen
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:48No.2205452
LINE Monesy
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:49No.2205456
FALCONS ARE HERE
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:49No.2205457
Aww hell naww mayonesy on the server
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:49No.2205458
xiELO is DEVOURING m0NESY's ass in this game kek.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:49No.2205459
>finally start watching
>failcons immediately catching up
uh oh
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:50No.2205460
This motherfucker may0NESY farms everyone until it matters. Then he starts choking every AWP shot.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:50No.2205462
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:51No.2205463
I feel like I need to issue a formal apology to Launders. This cast has made me realize how bad faggy is.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:51No.2205465
Monesy got a kill
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:52No.2205466
I haven't taste a watermelon in years
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:54No.2205470
i think they should nuke Malta
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:55No.2205471
How many more Falcons failures before the Saudis start taking heads?
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:55No.2205473
kek jame
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:57No.2205476
>tech pause
It begins...
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:58No.2205479
KEK
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:58No.2205482
GET JAME AN AWP RIGHT NOW
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:59No.2205483
Don't worry Jame we weren't looking.
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:59No.2205484
jame MAKCU malfunction
A
Anon01/25/26, 17:59No.2205485
lmao
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:01No.2205490
i miss the goat....
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:01No.2205491
m0NESY can't even hit AK taps anymore gg
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:01No.2205492
nikobros... it's all falling apart (again)...
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:01No.2205493
monese shooting like b0t bradderz
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:02No.2205494
LETS FUCKING GO JAME
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:02No.2205498
What exactly is he thinking right now
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:04No.2205500
BASED JAME kek
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:05No.2205503
>NiKo laughing off deaths
It's over
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:06No.2205504
who's this disgusting streetshitter who keeps talking
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:08No.2205509
loool jame using magnet trigger on deagle, rage toggle
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:08No.2205511
Which Falcons player's brother is getting stuffed in a suitcase next?
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:10No.2205516
haters?
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:11No.2205519
m0nesy is so fucking bad this final
they had a chance on mirage and in a crucial round he had to spam smoke in 1v2 and get caught in the open like a brainlet
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:12No.2205524
JAME YOU DEVILISH BASTARD KEK
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:12No.2205525
m0NESY lmao
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:13No.2205526
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:13No.2205527
The twink isn't working..
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:13No.2205529
Jame-sama clowing on kyxsan. Have mercy on that poor nigga.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:13No.2205530
He's in your head, kyxsan
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:13No.2205531
botesy.................
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:13No.2205534
The fuck happened to M0nesy anyways. He's been consistently shit for a while now.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:14No.2205536
Ice cold Jame just standing there menacingly to win the round, I love this motherfucker
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:15No.2205538
How many rounds kyxsan has to carry these bots?
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:15No.2205539
CLEAN
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:15No.2205541
cmon zweight
sit on these niggas
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:16No.2205542
Aw man so unlucky. One more bullet and he gets everyone in that site.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:16No.2205544
bet ct all for this PV eco
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:16No.2205545
Watch falcons get ecoed
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:17No.2205546
>all these yuros cucked into shilling for a russian
kek
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:17No.2205547
where's that 1 faggot who was talking about m0nesy taking #1 this year?
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:20No.2205553
zweight so lucky to have Jesus watching over him.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:20No.2205554
please end this shit jame
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:21No.2205558
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:21No.2205560
nikobros................
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:21No.2205562
Fucking rodent!
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:22No.2205563
This is why Jame has a Major while NiKo and m0NESY don't
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:22No.2205564
This is too good, I want one more map plz, I want more Jame
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:22No.2205566
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:22No.2205567
gg noobs
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:23No.2205571
jamebros, this is OUR year
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:23No.2205572
God is good.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:23No.2205573
FAILCOWS LMAOOOOOO
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:23No.2205575
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:23No.2205576
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:23No.2205577
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:23No.2205578
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:23No.2205579
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RUSSIA WINS THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>GLOBOHOMO YUROKEK JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:24No.2205583
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:24No.2205585
Does this make Spirit #2 in the world now?
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:24No.2205586
OH NONONONONONONONO
UMMAH STATUS???
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:24No.2205587
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:25No.2205588
1 more super star
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:25No.2205590
love from dagestan
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:25No.2205592
Zweih is a cutie
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:25No.2205593
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:25No.2205595
was it a fluke?
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:25No.2205596
nuff said
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:26No.2205600
eurosloppers btfo
racist chads stay winning
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:26No.2205602
YOU
LEARN
YOUR
PLACE
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:26No.2205604
IT
JUST
KEEPS
H A P P E N I N G
A
P
P
E
N
I
N
G
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:26No.2205605
finally another fun and exciting team to root for in tier1
I hope they take pain's or 3dmax's spot in the tournaments
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:26No.2205606
>dastan helping zweih lift the trophy
awwwwwwwwwwww
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:26No.2205607
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:27No.2205608
>saudi teams
KEK!
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:27No.2205609
>I sacrifice my life
Jamesus confirmed???
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:27No.2205612
The good ending, it feels so good bros, I have been waiting like 6 years to see this again
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:27No.2205614
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAmeme event ngl.it was whoever practiced the most to win it.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:28No.2205616
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:29No.2205622
humiliating for d2nk.
teammate who left immediatly win an event.
that's a record.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:29No.2205623
85 iq banks snidely shittalking 80iq russians is very entertaining
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:29No.2205624
>#4 in the world
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:30No.2205628
if b0nks had any balls he'd ask dastan about what happened yesterday with y0kindar
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:31No.2205629
now say something nice about VRS
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:31No.2205631
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:32No.2205636
Leaving G2 has obliterated both Niko and monesy's career.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:34No.2205644
VRS is downright retarded I gots to says.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:35No.2205647
holy shit jame is so fucking goated
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:35No.2205648
>"you can take it, it's yours"
>bros we forgot the trophy
>bros, the trophy
>blyat this shit is heavy
>help me carry the trophy bros
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:35No.2205649
Jame is so kino. IGL, AWPer, and he frags out and had good ratings. Apex and Karrigan could never
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:36No.2205653
AIEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING YUROSISTERS
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:36No.2205656
>Come on guys, if we win this I'm inviting everyone to indian food.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:37No.2205657
Do we have any info about James wife?
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:38No.2205659
>russia wins versus EU team
>"but how can i seethe about donk"
kek
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:38No.2205660
What was he thinking?
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:39No.2205664
EUbros we won another tournament
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:40No.2205667
holy fraud
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:40No.2205669
>PV better than Falcons and Spirit
team-based cs wins again!
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:40No.2205670
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYONE BUT RUSSIA AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:41No.2205673
parivision didn't lose a map, in either the LAN or the online stage
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:47No.2205694
>fuck vitality
>lose to bookies
OKAY I'M NOTICING
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:48No.2205698
Niko was pretty bad in the online stage, he didn't deserve MVP overall
nobody really had a consistent MVP worthy performance this tournament imo, nota got carried hard by the other 4 yesterday
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:52No.2205704
well easy for jame
fuck hltv
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:52No.2205705
Niko MVP??? Nota MVP???No.Jame MVP.
You know it to be true in your heart.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:53No.2205707
russkies mad lul
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:55No.2205716
/ourguy/ is sometimes funny
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:56No.2205717
>Russia vs EU argument
>9/10 players are slavs
>1 (one) Dane
You guys are fucking retarded, all Easter europeans are slavs, if 60% of your region speaks russian then it's a slav country, Poland is the only country except from this rule, perhaps some middle east Muslim countries don't apply either since their culture is a bit different but you are all slavs, shut the fuck up, you are all the same.
A
Anon01/25/26, 18:59No.2205729
what if that mvp loser precedent is a way the prepare the path to make people accept the ludicrous loser mvps they're planning to give donk to help him win the hltv #1? think about it.
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:01No.2205731
Let's be honest pari can't play against good teams, especially good teams with an active awper since Jame can't compete against good awp players like zywoo but they lucked out and didn't get to play them.
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:01No.2205733
parivision win krakow?
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:03No.2205739
goat knows goat
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:06No.2205748
damn they're 80 points ahead if sp0r0t
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:08No.2205751
peak Niko face kek
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:12No.2205759
LOL
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:30No.2205795
so hltv at the end of the year does all this prolonged back and forth about exactly where to rank people almost solely based on the evps and mvps and all, but they put the mvp out 10 minutes after the end of the final
how the fuck does that make sense
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:36No.2205802
>falcons when they are in the final
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:36No.2205803
lol they counted online in previous tournaments. but this time niko had below 1.00 rating online so they just skipped it completely.most bought off frauds.
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:49No.2205824
kyousuke would get 2 minimum in all of those nonstop hits on his site, won't take too much away from this warmup event that won't be remembered 2 months from now but if monesy was playing like his normal self this would be winnable even if it was retake simulator
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:51No.2205826
how does pari keep neutralizing top players?
d0nk, molobot and botesy crumbling...
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:56No.2205832
6 lost finals in a row
A
Anon01/25/26, 19:56No.2205833
oh god Lame fanboys are really gonna milk this event for the next 4 years until he appears again, aren't they?
A
Anon01/25/26, 20:00No.2205841
real jame fans type in broken english because they are eastern european. you can tell these niggas are just f0zetards pretending to be jame fans
A
Anon01/25/26, 20:03No.2205849
>9-13
>11-13
>11-13
now let's just imagine they had HIM...........
2026 is falcons era
A
Anon01/25/26, 20:07No.2205854
Russian reactions to PARIVISION winning BLAST Bounty:
>somewhere right now, a team with a bear on their logo, Perfecto on their captain, and a problem on their coach is sad, watching the results of those they wronged
>I'm so happy for Jame, after all this time he not only returned to tier-1, but also won a tier-1 tournament, and did it with complete newcomers. And zweih was able to prove that the problem wasn't him. I hope they put on an equally impressive performance in Krakow.
>Second Coming
>I haven't been this surprised in a long time, an intellectual game from Jame, a god-level captain
>jame is great. honestly, watching his yt channel, I thought his career was over. but he literally repeats what the Hobbit did back in the day with Gambit. Great job.
>Nice guys. Simply the best!!! I'm especially glad that the young talents showed their talent and didn't waver.
>how ironic is it that PV are the opposite of VP in everything down to the letters)))
>was m0nesy even in that match? I didn't notice, or was he also replaced? Now I'm waiting for Pimp to justify the Falcons again, saying they're a great team and should win every tournament.
>Revenge for Copenhagen major, m0nesy baby cry cry hard, today Jame's PC didn't crash((((
>VIRTUS PRO MANAGEMENT KILL YOURSELVES
>I am tired of rooting for these arabian dogs, they deserve death for all pain they cause to their fans, I am giving you dogs one last chance before you get your worst hater, fuck you blonde cuck
>bosnian homofaggot robbed MVP, classic HLTV, ragebaiting for no reason
>m0nesy without pressure: s1mple 2. m0nesy with 0.000.3% pressure: osee 0.5.
>last round fully covers falcons: running around with shit in their pants, veterans afraid of children on their 2nd big LAN and their first big lan grand final as they hope to get overtime vs a team that 4 months ago was frequently called 322 in CCTs =)
>rumor has it kyousuke spiked m0nesy's coffee today to stay on the team. just a rumor.
A
Anon01/25/26, 20:07No.2205856
>out awp'd shiro
>out awp'd molodoy
>out awp'd monesy
he's a good player
A
Anon01/25/26, 20:17No.2205878
someone tell teses urine therapy is hippie pseudoscience and gross
it also clearly isn't helping the team, no matter what Lars has said
A
Anon01/25/26, 20:33No.2205897
zweih 3 trophies
makazze 0
A
Anon01/25/26, 20:43No.2205907
https://x.com/zweih1437/status/2015521014940041683
Goat
A
Anon01/25/26, 21:18No.2205956
I was confused why the game kept naggin about optimal settings each launch
it was nvidia app optimizing it
A
Anon01/25/26, 21:43No.2206000
A
Anon01/25/26, 21:46No.2206004
objective top 20 ranking
4chan
>g2
>parivision
>furia
reddit
>falcons
>spirit
>navi
both
>faze
>mongolz
facebook
>vitality
>mouz
liveleak
>liquid
>astralis
only liked by their countrymen
>aurora
>3dmax
>pain
>legacy
who car
>the rest
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:03No.2206023
4chan
>Falchads
>parivision
>furia
>aurora
>3dmax
reddit
>f0ze
>sp0r0t
>n0vi
>b0tality
>mouz
>gl
>g2
who car
>the rest
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:09No.2206034
4chan
>Vitality
>Faze
Reddit
>Spirit
>Navi
>Falcons
>Furia
>MOUZ
>G2
Who cares
>the rest
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:10No.2206035
4chan
faze
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:23No.2206051
niko grand finals maps won: 58
niko grand finals maps lost: 54
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:25No.2206053
Falcons problem is strictly mental. They have the fire power, the have the coms, they have the strats, but they don’t have mental fortitude. They immediately recoil in disgust after getting killed and tilt beyond belief. They need apEX or karrigan to fix the mental situation.
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Anon01/25/26, 22:38No.2206074
tier-1 trophy before:
Aurora/EF
Falcons
MOUZ
FaZe
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:45No.2206088
Flyquest have won more LANs this year than Niko.
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:48No.2206097
BIG have won the most LANs in 2026.
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:54No.2206108
Parivision will win the major.
A
Anon01/25/26, 22:55No.2206112
Dastan says he doesn't beef with goofy ass niggas
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:04No.2206139
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Anon01/25/26, 23:06No.2206143
BIG, who essentially started from scratch, on February's VRS rank update will be placed #28
Right below BC.Game at #27
LOL what a daylight robbery for SAW, whoever sold that spoiled milk of a core deserves half of the transfer money
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:08No.2206149
>based
My team (G2)>cringe
Your team (Anything else)
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:10No.2206153
I often think about violently stabbing NER0 to death
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:26No.2206174
btw jame was 0-9 vs g2 with niko and monesy
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Anon01/25/26, 23:27No.2206176
KWAB
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Anon01/25/26, 23:27No.2206177
psychoanalysis of top 20 teams (VRS) fans (real fans, those who rate this team at #1 in any matchup, not including "oh I like them on the side =)" crowd):
>FURIA
brazilian or counterculture russian
>Vitality
french, jewish, self-loathing russian or you hate cs2
>Falcons
secondary, a football fan, or a "too good for donk" russian
>PARIVISION
bandwagoner, tier-2 schizo, or old school non-conformist
>Natus Vincere
redditor, ukrainian, or romanian
>Spirit
russian, homeless s1mple fan, or a cs2 tourist
>MOUZ
"I am top 0.000.3% in IQ" redditor, or jewish
>FaZe
majors-only secondary, or american
>MongolZ
mongolian
>B8
ukrainian
>Aurora
turkish, brand-loyal russian
>Liquid
mentally ill
>Legacy
brazilian, or underdog whisperer
>GamerLegion
polish, "wait where's ash?"
>G2
"actually I watched them for HUNTER and not for NiKonesy, nope" or slovakian
>3DMAX
yeah right
>Astralis
lithuanian, danish or "actually I watched them for HOOXI and not for NiKonesy, nope"
>HEROIC
anarchist, drug addict, danish ("too good for astralis")
>paiN
counterculture brazilian
>NIP
counterculture ukrainian, schizo danish, or coping polish
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Anon01/25/26, 23:33No.2206193
Jame is a gift from the heavens. Faze is getting raped and I was losing hope, but not anymore. PARI is life.
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:34No.2206194
kyxsan's or the Lars Robl guy's brother is next btw.
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:39No.2206206
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:41No.2206208
What is he thinking right now?
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:41No.2206212
>saves s0mple's career
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:45No.2206226
okay bounty still used old patch
how many mp7s in krakow?
A
Anon01/25/26, 23:45No.2206227
https://x.com/smartbackwards/status/2015496554031800742
humiliation ritual
A
Anon01/26/26, 00:04No.2206264
>2206177
Worst /cs2g/ post oat. A post so bad, even the 0tranny and f0zetard would unite to shit on it.
A
Anon01/26/26, 00:13No.2206280
this is still probably the best hltv mvp pic of all time
the look of pain on monesy contrasting with the white jacket really as he holds a loser mvp of the penultimate event with nobody else even close in rating sells the idea of his 2025
A
Anon01/26/26, 00:16No.2206288
>2206276
kys
A
Anon01/26/26, 00:25No.2206307
>2206304
thanks tranny jannynow kys
A
Anon01/26/26, 01:02No.2206361
they are still blaming my nigga rene when they make him play the most despicable positions.
A
Anon01/26/26, 01:05No.2206364
JUST GOT HOME AND MAN O MAN, FINALLY SOME JUSTICE ON THIS GAY EARTH. EAT SHIT AND DIE M0NESY AND NIKO, TODAY JAME'S PC DIDN'T CRASH YOU KEKS.
A
Anon01/26/26, 01:21No.2206386
>JAME TIM-ACKNot so fast, parifags.
A
Anon01/26/26, 01:51No.2206409
lol
A
Anon01/26/26, 02:12No.2206422
Guys I made this craft as a way to try to heal the rift between faze and vitality fans. We need to stand together to fully neutralize the donk menace.
A
Anon01/26/26, 04:04No.2206531
did not read btw
A
Anon01/26/26, 04:05No.2206532
it wasn't addressed to you, no worries retardbro
A
Anon01/26/26, 04:18No.2206548
Niko getting MVP has like double the comments of Pari winning article lolYou know it's bad when practically everyone on the site agrees it was undeserved. Usually a good portion of HLTV trolls like to take the contrarian line and defend it, but not this time.
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Anon01/26/26, 04:32No.2206566
Donk is back to raping on faceit. Watch your ass Jame, the GOAT won't let that loss happen again.
A
Anon01/26/26, 07:57No.2206703
>Let me know... DOYULUVEMELOLOMEWAYUSEDTOLUVINYABODY
A
Anon01/26/26, 08:32No.2206730
When I was born my first words were Faze up.
A
Anon01/26/26, 08:33No.2206731
A
Anon01/26/26, 08:47No.2206745
Nobody expected Jame to win. I mean really. People like to meme about Jame but nobody expects Jame to win.
A
Anon01/26/26, 09:26No.2206769
Cant wait for this 100 Thieves lineup to fizzle out in tier4 matchfixing hell lmao wtf were they thinking
A
Anon01/26/26, 09:52No.2206782
a million bucks to win $72,880 in prize money
A
Anon01/26/26, 10:23No.2206801
wait falcons actually lost lmao
choko and chokenesy have to be the most KWABed players alive. honestly deserved for being locker room canca
A
Anon01/26/26, 11:11No.2206822
It's literally up: https://youtu.be/wfwjeLE_bQI?si=JhbSJIxZrmnePI6z
A
Anon01/26/26, 11:25No.2206834
apparently parivision spent $2.000.000 on this roster overall
one kyousuke = all parivision
lolll
A
Anon01/26/26, 11:36No.2206839
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt...
A
Anon01/26/26, 11:44No.2206844
>Niko lost
A
Anon01/26/26, 12:50No.2206898
For what purpose? Who's sitting at the edge of their seats waiting for the reveal of who it's gonna be that says "they just gotta play their own game" before and between every map?
A
Anon01/26/26, 14:38No.2206984
>niko le choker
A
Anon01/26/26, 14:38No.2206986
no one cares dude
n0k0
A
Anon01/26/26, 15:10No.2207013
it's uphttps://youtu.be/sB92APIy_Ic
A
Anon01/26/26, 15:35No.2207042
I'm gonna miss Scrawnders kino at Krakow
A
Anon01/26/26, 15:41No.2207049
is he better than you?
A
Anon01/26/26, 15:46No.2207057
I think I speak for everybody when I say we need Spirit vs BC Game at Krakow. I want to see donk destroy s1mple to claim the goat title for himself.
A
Anon01/26/26, 15:50No.2207065
>his last game
holy goat
A
Anon01/26/26, 15:57No.2207072
https://youtu.be/xdZ9ajzhXhw
A
Anon01/26/26, 16:12No.2207087
magixx is too rotund. he's a balloon, a zepelin. they need to strap him to the floor so he doesn't float out of the venue
A
Anon01/26/26, 17:33No.2207185
When I watch Zyw00's POV, I see a 2000 ELO conman that baits and steals his teammates kills.
When I watch Kyousuke's POV, I see Leonardo Da Vinci painting his masterpiece.
A
Anon01/26/26, 17:34No.2207186
Why is Maui such a bitter manlet?
A
Anon01/26/26, 17:35No.2207187
Is ZywOo the device of CS2?
A
Anon01/26/26, 17:36No.2207189
bruh the donk glaze is insane
I hope Jame and co. humbles him again
A
Anon01/26/26, 17:55No.2207219
its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb8ISDm6gVQ
A
Anon01/26/26, 17:56No.2207220
gays and women now have a new underdog crush
looksmaxxers and /hm/bros, rate him
A
Anon01/26/26, 18:12No.2207239
https://kick.com/hltvorghltv confirmed live
spunj a happy chappy
A
Anon01/26/26, 18:25No.2207260
Ranks just updated
A
Anon01/26/26, 18:31No.2207267
sorry i meant to post the real ranking
A
Anon01/26/26, 20:00No.2207372
>*listening to hltv podcast*
>"parivision is boring" (no explanation)
>"NIKO IS LE INSANE"
nah fuck these balkan niggers
A
Anon01/26/26, 21:19No.2207487
>watch a couple of parivision vlogs (they have subtitles)
>start getting recommended random russian videos
A
Anon01/26/26, 21:35No.2207504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esfT8rrR61I
>karrigan and Twistzz pick ropz
Also bitch ass NiKo picking HeavyGOAT, probably wishes he had stayed with G2.
A
Anon01/26/26, 21:53No.2207528
VP playing cct instead of krakow
A
Anon01/26/26, 22:11No.2207559
I'm calling it right now. G2 is winning Krakow.
A
Anon01/26/26, 22:19No.2207570
All I want is for THE GOAT to go to Stage 2 and face ZywOo.
A
Anon01/26/26, 22:22No.2207574
Locked in.Krakow
https://x.com/fazeesports/status/2015895716892422225
A
Anon01/26/26, 22:49No.2207616
>nota's best highlights from BLAST Bounty Season 1 grand final
niggaz just straight up trolling at this point kek
A
Anon01/26/26, 23:44No.2207706
Krakow arena has 50% bigger capacity than Katowice, that's cool, almost as big as Cologne
A
Anon01/27/26, 00:07No.2207735
Get your bets in now: Will the VRS wizard messioso be able to facilitate a meteoric VRS rise akin to BIG?
A
Anon01/27/26, 00:26No.2207766
yuge update
A
Anon01/27/26, 00:42No.2207792
>random ass bug fixes and map fixes
awesome. keep it up. good job, proud of you.
A
Anon01/27/26, 01:08No.2207835
Paritrannies have been acting real smug after their freakoid team beat falchads without kyosuke and zonic. This won't happen again so enjoy it, FAGS!
A
Anon01/27/26, 01:11No.2207842
btw m0nesy isn't good anymore because he stopped playing kz
A
Anon01/27/26, 01:34No.2207860
Just got my first gaming chair
A
Anon01/27/26, 01:52No.2207879
>fragmovie for the guy they robbed
stakelifetelevison are really havin a laugh huh
A
Anon01/27/26, 02:02No.2207888
>start playing recently
>mostly get bodied
people are so good at this game, I absolutely cannot fight anyone. I lose peek fights against anyone.
A
Anon01/27/26, 02:11No.2207895
#VforVictory
A
Anon01/27/26, 02:38No.2207923
insane how butthurt hltv is by russians that they didn't give jame mvp
A
Anon01/27/26, 03:14No.2207967
when is we getting cache
A
Anon01/27/26, 03:38No.2207988
Why is it Krakow this year? Are they still having a Kato? Krakow is so much nicer than Katowice lol
A
Anon01/27/26, 03:46No.2208000
Why can't we have Cologne be our The International? It feels like it's something that's begging to happen. That fucking trophy is iconic at this point.
A
Anon01/27/26, 04:33No.2208060
hell yeah
A
Anon01/27/26, 04:45No.2208075
haha remember?
A
Anon01/27/26, 04:58No.2208091
>bring up vitality out of nowhere
truly and indubitably, buckbroken
A
Anon01/27/26, 05:44No.2208138
https://www.dust2.us/news/70023/lake-shares-career-aspirations-outside-of-na-i-want-to-go-to-europe
HELP HELLP PLWASE VALVE REGION LOCK THIS SHOT OR SOMERHONFG MAKE IT STOP
A
Anon01/27/26, 06:19No.2208163
>niko gets blast mvp
>nota's best highlights from BLAST Bounty Season 1 grand final
A
Anon01/27/26, 06:55No.2208185
Why did he never go pro?
A
Anon01/27/26, 09:02No.2208240
How many for the GOAT rifler at krakow?
A
Anon01/27/26, 10:31No.2208289
Just had a micro-insult at work yeaterday, anyways FaZe UP!
A
Anon01/27/26, 13:54No.2208396
https://www.hltv.org/news/43673/ash-i-want-to-prove-myself-i-want-to-play-with-the-best-players-and-i-want-to-win-trophiesWhich team is he going to go to? My bet is on Liquid if they're not broke or Falcons if they get fed up with zonic after even more failures.
A
Anon01/27/26, 14:45No.2208425
peep the prize money LOOOOOOL
genius coach my ass, especially has a sharp eye for awpers
A
Anon01/27/26, 15:21No.2208457
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389134/virtuspro-vs-nemiga-cct-season-3-europe-series-13
kek vp is trying to cheat now
A
Anon01/27/26, 15:23No.2208460
“Bro there’s no goats in Kraków, it’s a Polish city…”The goat in Kraków:
A
Anon01/27/26, 15:30No.2208471
A
Anon01/27/26, 15:36No.2208480
It's time to lock in, Virtus.bros
A
Anon01/27/26, 15:52No.2208501
why did you failed to become pro? you could have lifted this trophy
A
Anon01/27/26, 15:54No.2208504
bounty? nobody cares
only thing that matters is the major
A
Anon01/27/26, 16:00No.2208514
WE UP VIRTUS.BROS GET IN HERE
https://kick.com/cct_cs
A
Anon01/27/26, 16:12No.2208525
A
Anon01/27/26, 16:14No.2208529
do people seriously care so much about cache? it's same tier of shit map vertigo is
A
Anon01/27/26, 16:40No.2208567
THE KING OF ESPORTS HAS POSTED!
https://youtu.be/asjpIxFCS20?si=92mpS-AZJt39liMc
A
Anon01/27/26, 16:43No.2208572
ENTER.
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Anon01/27/26, 16:52No.2208589
>Forfeit
>13-8 to NEMIGA on DUST 2
FL1T and fame humiliation tour continues
A
Anon01/27/26, 17:12No.2208629
I want MOUZ to brutaly rape Faze, they wronged us so bad during their fluke ass run. These debts can only be paid in blood now.
A
Anon01/27/26, 17:32No.2208669
A
Anon01/27/26, 18:02No.2208700
A
Anon01/27/26, 18:03No.2208702
Valve getting sued again. I guess that's why they made the armory skin 5x expensive.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2g1md0l23o
A
Anon01/27/26, 18:48No.2208770
uh snax bros?
A
Anon01/27/26, 18:53No.2208774
A
Anon01/27/26, 18:53No.2208775
where pari vlog
A
Anon01/27/26, 18:59No.2208782
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389135/gamerlegion-vs-bet-m-cct-season-3-europe-series-13
A
Anon01/27/26, 19:05No.2208792
lol
A
Anon01/27/26, 19:14No.2208809
poles are so stupid that they don't even know what name and surname is
A
Anon01/27/26, 20:09No.2208923
gl is losing in cct vs a t2 team playing with their coach
A
Anon01/27/26, 20:21No.2208939
they had an easier time with vitality
A
Anon01/27/26, 20:27No.2208948
Why are GL even playing CCT a day before one of the 2 biggest tournaments this half of the year
A
Anon01/27/26, 20:36No.2208962
https://www.dust2.us/news/70029/marsborne-set-to-continue-south-american-tour-signing-up-for-25k-brazilian-circuit-x-lan-featuring-mibr-bestia
A
Anon01/27/26, 20:41No.2208967
pr fraud
A
Anon01/27/26, 20:44No.2208968
i won my esea game i am now 3-2 in intermediate
A
Anon01/27/26, 21:04No.2208996
donk has been raping on FACEIT recently. Did the new update buff him? I heard some movement got changed. Maybe he got buffed
A
Anon01/27/26, 21:18No.2209012
parivision are what mouz wish to be
A
Anon01/27/26, 21:23No.2209015
parivision really does have a unique style. all 4 riflers have 80/100+ entrying.
A
Anon01/27/26, 21:31No.2209033
IT'S FUCKING UPPPPPPPPPPhttps://youtu.be/4Cv-Sg9D2GU
A
Anon01/27/26, 21:34No.2209037
Virtus.pro CEO, 9th of December, 2025:
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Anon01/27/26, 21:39No.2209046
goat is playinghttps://www.twitch.tv/evelone2004
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Anon01/27/26, 21:40No.2209048
ts shit lan? wanna watch dumau scream and rape sOmple and his portuguese joga feito bums
A
Anon01/27/26, 21:42No.2209052
tel-aviv major
who's getting more cheers: mouz or israeltality?
A
Anon01/27/26, 21:48No.2209060
>$50k LAN in Moscow that ends one day before the major cutoff
VPbros, w-we are about to be the new PARIVISION!!!!!!!!! Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO
A
Anon01/27/26, 22:07No.2209075
*dies*
A
Anon01/27/26, 22:08No.2209077
Overdrive just said:
>If they gave NiKo mvp because of his high rating then why they didn't give player of the year to donk since he also had a higher rating than the french guy
well magog?
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Anon01/27/26, 22:16No.2209091
Everyone knows HLTV flipflops between eyetest shit and stats focused shit & ignoring early/online portions or literally giving EVPs even though kyoushitty got eliminated in 2 games because they aren't legitimate awards or rankings they're just paid for
A
Anon01/27/26, 22:33No.2209111
FRESH!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/1X3LsrpoYmM?si=2modpL1S1WiCrX48
A
Anon01/27/26, 23:12No.2209161
what the fuck get bottrick back
A
Anon01/27/26, 23:15No.2209169
bros chopped
A
Anon01/28/26, 00:02No.2209228
Niko MVPs after Faze superteams (he left Faze at 23 years old, still in prime)Cologne 2023 - legit
Cluj-Napoca 2025 (tier2 tournament), lost decider map ancient solo
Blast Bounty 2025, the most robbed MVP evername a more overhyped player in history
protip: you can't
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Anon01/28/26, 00:31No.2209273
Share your mouse settings!
I play 7500dpi, 0.22 sens & 1650 edpi
A
Anon01/28/26, 01:24No.2209332
for me? its my second GOAT rifler (XANTARES) config
400 dpi 2.3 sens
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Anon01/28/26, 01:37No.2209344
sexoooo with sjokz
A
Anon01/28/26, 02:07No.2209370
How many for the CHUD rifler at Krakow?
A
Anon01/28/26, 02:11No.2209376
why is nocries not on a team yet?
A
Anon01/28/26, 02:11No.2209381
how many mp7s will we see at krakow? this thing feels gigapowerful
A
Anon01/28/26, 03:05No.2209451
Why did ropz leave faze?
A
Anon01/28/26, 03:06No.2209453
>You see, no one (besides you) really cares about this nothing burg-ack!
A
Anon01/28/26, 03:07No.2209455
>faze totally could have won if they uhh.... well if they had wanted to! they just didnt really care!
A
Anon01/28/26, 03:12No.2209465
When I was a kid everyone wanted to be in Faze Clan. Now? Slim pickings
A
Anon01/28/26, 03:15No.2209470
>emotional from a little banter about faze
>still feels betrayed by ropz
>refuses to believe there is more than 1 person ITT that would disagree with him
Kek, what a KWAB
A
Anon01/28/26, 03:35No.2209492
>What do you mean the back to back major champions and the #1 player of 2025 have no fans???
A
Anon01/28/26, 03:38No.2209499
Spirit view mogs all teams. Everybody wants to see donk's cute face and sexy mogger zont1x.
A
Anon01/28/26, 04:08No.2209526
eyeballers induced melty
A
Anon01/28/26, 04:16No.2209529
1st day of krak-pow-rightinthekisser seems rather exciting
>pari vs heroic
>g2 vs pua
>legacy vs bcg
>aurora vs gl
>nrg vs b8
>liquid vs nipthe only boring matchups seem to be astralis-pain and fut-3dmax
A
Anon01/28/26, 04:41No.2209545
brapEX
A
Anon01/28/26, 04:49No.2209551
no wonder this nigga ghosted. he was locked in playing clash royale
A
Anon01/28/26, 05:56No.2209597
So what's up with siuhy
A
Anon01/28/26, 07:02No.2209641
what a fucking retarded video, just make him say his top 5 or somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/0TuuAjwPtVk?feature=share
A
Anon01/28/26, 07:33No.2209666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3r1wEXauk
Hour-long PARI vlog, we watching this
A
Anon01/28/26, 09:10No.2209724
jame time
A
Anon01/28/26, 09:12No.2209725
Can Jame save m0NESY? Say, m0NESY finally breaks free from Choko and moves to PARI, gives up the AWP to Jame and becomes a rifler instead.
A
Anon01/28/26, 09:48No.2209746
JameVision time
A
Anon01/28/26, 09:50No.2209747
I have a rack on PV. Time to pay for my food for the month Jame.
A
Anon01/28/26, 09:55No.2209752
>the usual d2nk propaganda by ESLMan they are getting desperate lmao
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:03No.2209760
jame
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:03No.2209762
holy based jame
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:03No.2209763
jameGAWD
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:04No.2209766
Holy rape
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:15No.2209773
ive seen enough, give jame the trophy already
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:16No.2209774
>GL crumbling against half-witted turks
embarrassing
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:24No.2209780
HEROIC COMEBACK STARTS NOW
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:33No.2209782
*switches streams*
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:42No.2209786
With poles you lose (badly)
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:47No.2209789
zweight
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:49No.2209791
Is dust 2 policeman or bandito sided?
A
Anon01/28/26, 10:50No.2209793
zweihnus does not need to frag
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Anon01/28/26, 10:51No.2209796
baby squirrel raped the nordmutt squad
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Anon01/28/26, 11:02No.2209805
Instead of these cringe interviews nobody understands they should just show girls stripping.
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Anon01/28/26, 11:03No.2209806
scuffed hud and game settings, can't see ammo or what's happening in dark spots very well
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Anon01/28/26, 11:06No.2209811
everyone on GL are missing constantly
these are usually good players. wtf did snax do to them?
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Anon01/28/26, 11:11No.2209819
GL retarted + Turks getting lucky af
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Anon01/28/26, 11:16No.2209824
>lil nigga PR throwing because he didn't get his transfer
damn, at least don't be so obvious
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Anon01/28/26, 11:22No.2209832
>check b stream
wtf is PV doing?
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Anon01/28/26, 11:24No.2209834
retarded caster ;-;
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Anon01/28/26, 11:27No.2209836
DO SOMETHING ZWEIH
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Anon01/28/26, 11:31No.2209839
Snax is not IGLing very well.... how do we cope polesisters?
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Anon01/28/26, 11:32No.2209840
what made xantares throw the nade at that timing?
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Anon01/28/26, 11:35No.2209841
zweihbros...
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Anon01/28/26, 11:46No.2209848
gaped
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Anon01/28/26, 11:52No.2209852
>8-33
PRbros we're done
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Anon01/28/26, 11:54No.2209854
THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
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Anon01/28/26, 11:56No.2209855
https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/75383-insider-parivision-spent-3-million-on-transfers-to-win-their-first-tier-1-tournament
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Anon01/28/26, 12:21No.2209866
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Anon01/28/26, 12:22No.2209867
Jame is fucking ice cold man
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Anon01/28/26, 12:22No.2209868
https://richardlewis.substack.com/p/gonzo-awards-2025-worst-lan-performanceIt's official: Richard Lewis hands Falcons the KWABOTY 2025 Award!
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Anon01/28/26, 12:25No.2209872
zweih is so fucking bad. i want PV to lose just because i hate seeing this tier 3 shitter lucking his way into tier 1 teams
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Anon01/28/26, 12:28No.2209877
10-2 and the 2 rounds pari lost were because of dead zweight inbred moments
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Anon01/28/26, 12:33No.2209885
Fuck this shit started early. Its 7:30 am here and they are already on map 3. Since when are CS tourneys starting at like 11am local time as
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Anon01/28/26, 12:33No.2209887
>heroic vs parivision: 16k viewers
>asstralis vs pain: 9k viewers
LOL
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Anon01/28/26, 12:39No.2209896
APOLOGIZWEIH
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Anon01/28/26, 12:41No.2209899
I've been out of the loop how did the MP7 get buffed?
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Anon01/28/26, 12:45No.2209907
young igls overcook so often
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Anon01/28/26, 12:46No.2209909
HOOXI ECO
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Anon01/28/26, 12:51No.2209911
>6:13
>6:13
>6:13
kvno...
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Anon01/28/26, 12:57No.2209916
>ray-you
Seriously?
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Anon01/28/26, 13:18No.2209933
Are they memeing or...?
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Anon01/28/26, 13:23No.2209943
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Anon01/28/26, 13:26No.2209945
Fat molodoy is good
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Anon01/28/26, 13:26No.2209946
hooxi won the game on reads
I hope they face PV at some point. Should be a fun match
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Anon01/28/26, 13:29No.2209948
How the fuck are they so high still lmao.
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Anon01/28/26, 13:33No.2209953
>anime nickname
>obese or ugly as sin
every single time
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Anon01/28/26, 13:36No.2209958
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Anon01/28/26, 13:43No.2209962
Grim
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Anon01/28/26, 13:50No.2209966
is segukawa the most obese guy in top 30 now?
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Anon01/28/26, 14:07No.2209974
nrg are owning b8
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Anon01/28/26, 14:11No.2209979
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Anon01/28/26, 14:14No.2209984
is osee the goat na awper?
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Anon01/28/26, 14:18No.2209986
these games are garbage watch thishttps://youtu.be/cOhQB4agckU
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Anon01/28/26, 14:26No.2209995
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Anon01/28/26, 14:28No.2210000
GOAT coming up next
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Anon01/28/26, 14:29No.2210001
is hooxi garbage?
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Anon01/28/26, 14:29No.2210002
We've arrived.
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Anon01/28/26, 14:33No.2210008
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Anon01/28/26, 14:35No.2210010
the brqzilian fred beyer
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Anon01/28/26, 14:37No.2210012
What happened here?
Also, bake bread blease. I'm too lazy.
