cs2g magog counterstrike 2 general - /vm/

Anonymous01/22/26, 01:55No.2198322/cs2g/ & /magog/ - Counter-Strike 2 General

>Links https://counter-strike.net/ https://hltv.org/ https://liquipedia.net/cs >Tournaments BLAST Bounty [Jan 13th - Jan 25th] IEM Kraków [Jan 28th - Feb 8th] PGL Cluj-Napoca [Feb 14th - Feb 22nd]

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Anon01/22/26, 01:57No.2198326

fuck vitatards

Anon01/22/26, 01:57No.2198327

>who is this katrigan?

Anon01/22/26, 01:57No.2198328

more impressive anything zypoo will do all year

Anon01/22/26, 01:58No.2198331

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3102919/cs2-ban-wave UHoh

Anon01/22/26, 01:58No.2198332

Anon01/22/26, 02:00No.2198337

>9 GB update

Anon01/22/26, 02:01No.2198339

Vitality is an industry plant team

Anon01/22/26, 02:04No.2198346

No matter how much the f0ze autist screeches the facts are indisputable:1. Vitality is the best team in the world. 2. Zywoo is the best player in the world. 3. Vitality has the most fans. 4. F0ze is a dead team. 5. F0ze has the worst players and keep making the worst management choices. 6. F0ze has no fans.

Anon01/22/26, 02:05No.2198347

If I were a f0ze fan I'd unironically rope myself right this instant and I'm not even joking.

Anon01/22/26, 02:05No.2198348

i was recommended a cool twitter account

Anon01/22/26, 02:09No.2198356

f0zeniggas will find this a bitter pill to swallow but ra1n was the sovl of the teamshould've kicked f0ttigan and made ra1n igljust imagine:ra1n br1ky r1pz tw1stzz el1gefuarking k1n0

Anon01/22/26, 02:10No.2198360

If BCGaming were to add another B to their name they'd become BBCGaming haha.

Anon01/22/26, 02:16No.2198371

new thread and there's already 8 posts mentioning fazethats avra

Anon01/22/26, 02:16No.2198372

Jesus fucking Christ why is this fucking stream dying over and over again?

Anon01/22/26, 02:17No.2198376

s1mple is mega fucking washed

Anon01/22/26, 02:17No.2198379

s1mple vac banned check hltv

Anon01/22/26, 02:18No.2198382

>2198371 Damn that must mean vitality has 10x more aura considering:>2198326 >2198328 >2198332 >2198334 >2198339

Anon01/22/26, 02:22No.2198388

Just how much powder did the goat have to snort?

Anon01/22/26, 02:30No.2198409

kek f0zeniggas are so good at writing fictionguess those decades of inceldom finally pays off

Anon01/22/26, 02:34No.2198420

Comfy 8:30 PM here, eurangutan

Anon01/22/26, 02:35No.2198423

boohoo nigga

Anon01/22/26, 02:37No.2198425

So cache is obviously the next map they're bringing back. Which map is it replacing then?

Anon01/22/26, 02:50No.2198448

works on my machine

Anon01/22/26, 02:58No.2198463

Anon01/22/26, 03:03No.2198475

imagine s0mple eliminated by nemesis

Anon01/22/26, 03:07No.2198480

cmon s1mple remember who you are unc

Anon01/22/26, 03:07No.2198481

The goat might've ulted a bit prematurely.

Anon01/22/26, 03:15No.2198489

idc I'd hit even if she looks like she's been pinning hgh

Anon01/22/26, 03:17No.2198491

>Apparently this fucking butt ugly lip filler makeupcel chudette got her teammate kicked from a $40k tournament. >teammate Was that the guy that played with 3 other chicks and had to sweat to win because he needed the money to pay for his college tuition? Or is it some other drama?

Anon01/22/26, 03:18No.2198492

I'm barely legal.

Anon01/22/26, 03:20No.2198495

>these fucking ugly gook dykes screaming at you and begging you to drop them an awp and trying to get you kicked when you don't. donk would feel right at home

Anon01/22/26, 03:28No.2198508

wtf s0mple is gonna lose

Anon01/22/26, 03:32No.2198512

OH NONONON S1MPLE BROS WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT WENT WRONG????

Anon01/22/26, 03:39No.2198519

fuck off dude this is not relevant here

Anon01/22/26, 03:42No.2198523

MP7 kinda busted right now, but maybe I'm overreacting.

Anon01/22/26, 03:43No.2198525

aragorn goated

Anon01/22/26, 03:45No.2198529

I just know krazy is getting his ear absolutely raped by The Goat right now.

Anon01/22/26, 03:48No.2198533

Enemy team using radar vs the goat as usual

Anon01/22/26, 03:48No.2198534

Anon01/22/26, 03:54No.2198542

>5 min bookie pauses between halves Sick of it

Anon01/22/26, 03:57No.2198545

>already 10-5 gg

Anon01/22/26, 04:03No.2198551

fuck me

Anon01/22/26, 04:03No.2198552

kwab

Anon01/22/26, 04:03No.2198553

good riddance s0mple you alcoholic quitter may you never be relevant again

Anon01/22/26, 04:06No.2198554

*ssiiiiiiiiiiiip* yep they dont have sovlfvl lans like Areena #4 by SteelSeries (2014) anymore

Anon01/22/26, 04:06No.2198555

GOATbros not like this..

Anon01/22/26, 04:13No.2198568

krazy and MUTiRiS are so bad.

Anon01/22/26, 04:13No.2198569

oh no no no

Anon01/22/26, 04:14No.2198574

no way these bums come back from that

Anon01/22/26, 04:15No.2198577

13-11 lol

Anon01/22/26, 04:18No.2198582

Anyone wanna play some CS with me? OCE region

Anon01/22/26, 04:20No.2198586

I hope whoever pays for BC.game is happy with this

Anon01/22/26, 04:20No.2198587

s0mple lost to tier 99 cs

Anon01/22/26, 04:21No.2198588

I really don't know why they hired the SAW core desu It was a downgrade

Anon01/22/26, 04:21No.2198590

>s0mple VRS check >#22 -> #28 >two matches lost >$2.5m spent >early kwaboty frontrunner, f0ze vs eyeballers runner ups

Anon01/22/26, 04:21No.2198592

>buy core for easy VRS points >the core makes the team even worse than before Poor GOAT scammed of his comeback.

Anon01/22/26, 04:22No.2198593

It wasn't as shr1mple as it seemed.

Anon01/22/26, 04:22No.2198594

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389473/legacy-vs-bcgame-iem-krakw-2026-stage-1

Anon01/22/26, 04:22No.2198595

already down to #28

Anon01/22/26, 04:23No.2198597

Anon01/22/26, 04:24No.2198598

you know saw is the single worst core they could've bought. it's so dumb.

Anon01/22/26, 04:24No.2198599

deserved

Anon01/22/26, 04:33No.2198611

it's painful to see s1mple with these bots, but he brought it on himself. went for money when he could have picked a decent team to join. he could have been in B8 rn.

Anon01/22/26, 04:41No.2198618

>awper stats >awper stats >lose kwab

Anon01/22/26, 04:42No.2198619

s1mple can't win with these cats

Anon01/22/26, 04:50No.2198627

The lads are ready to rape Vitality

Anon01/22/26, 06:07No.2198684

Too scared to launch the game until they fix the vac bans

Anon01/22/26, 06:34No.2198695

>he's still trying to force his general meme imagine having this sad of a life

Anon01/22/26, 06:50No.2198703

average event ranking based on importance and prestige done by falcons, furia, navi, faze and g2, the others didn't fill out the form. spunj said rio was overrated by furia and american events by faze so you can sorta tell where teams will be going, astana will presumably be attended by 2 of the teams at least and faze won't be among them, and surprisingly pgl masters bucharest looks like it will get decent attendance too, that's nice

Anon01/22/26, 06:52No.2198707

>newfag trying to police the goG ywnbaj

Anon01/22/26, 06:57No.2198712

>newfag and then using "gog" which wasn't around before 2021 again, sad is the best description

Anon01/22/26, 07:03No.2198715

kek it really is a newfag thats pathetic

Anon01/22/26, 07:07No.2198717

Fern gets a headshot

Anon01/22/26, 07:12No.2198721

Woke up Vitality still has no fans Good day

Anon01/22/26, 07:17No.2198725

ignore >newfags >discord trannies >rage baiters >viewfags post >broky

Anon01/22/26, 07:22No.2198731

>VITALITY FANS! MAKE. SOME. NOISEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Anon01/22/26, 07:37No.2198738

Anon01/22/26, 07:44No.2198742

https://www.twitch.tv/pgl/clip/IncredulousObeseKoalaTebowing-3YlrOaBaNkj4h_O1 Ahhh.

Anon01/22/26, 08:04No.2198755

the goat lost? Cs2 is truly irredeemable

Anon01/22/26, 08:17No.2198771

Based OP

Anon01/22/26, 08:42No.2198792

MP-7 buffs are huge. Also I don't think Valve can every make the Bizon cheap enough in it's current state for me to consider buying it in rounds.

Anon01/22/26, 09:07No.2198814

I still think pro players cheat. Until even 1(one) tier 1(one) pro gets banned I am highly suspicious the current scene is highly compromized

Anon01/22/26, 09:15No.2198817

The new knife sounds lowkey kinda fire.

Anon01/22/26, 09:26No.2198820

Charging 125 Armory Credits for that new AK skin is so fucking jewish.

Anon01/22/26, 12:21No.2198926

the loss against literal whos like ursa is inexcusable but s1mple complaining about yesterdays schedule change is fair, up for close to a full day by the time the last map ended. the conditions may be equal for both teams but even vitality vs big would be competitive under those circumstances, it favors the underdog a lot more when no one can think clearly

Anon01/22/26, 13:59No.2198975

embarrassing

Anon01/22/26, 13:59No.2198976

Can I play Counter Strik now or will my account get vacced?

Anon01/22/26, 14:06No.2198979

>falkino v kinoquid first

Anon01/22/26, 14:12No.2198987

lol

Anon01/22/26, 14:45No.2199019

Can I play the fucking game or will I get my ass gaped by vac can you faggots answer the question?

Anon01/22/26, 14:47No.2199022

niggas really gave this toggler a new mouse for a sponsored video and his aim looked completely mid lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuKtcJEip8

Anon01/22/26, 14:54No.2199029

#LiquidIsHere

Anon01/22/26, 14:58No.2199031

can't remember the last time I rooted for liquid, but they probably played against falcons hope they manage to not shit the bed just for this bo3

Anon01/22/26, 15:07No.2199044

What happens to zonic and kyousucky if Falcons actually win?

Anon01/22/26, 15:07No.2199045

If falcons lose this game I will officially stop shilling them, right hand to god

Anon01/22/26, 15:10No.2199050

ermmm wtf....???

Anon01/22/26, 15:16No.2199056

is the blast bounty on the old patch?

Anon01/22/26, 15:17No.2199060

>5 hltv games uh couldn't they get some random experienced t2 pro instead?

Anon01/22/26, 15:18No.2199061

>jumping down from heaven with awp

Anon01/22/26, 15:20No.2199066

not a bad eco now win some fucking gun rounds

Anon01/22/26, 15:22No.2199070

are they bad?

Anon01/22/26, 15:26No.2199073

what's the likelihood of 3 maps? i just want to see anubis...

Anon01/22/26, 15:29No.2199078

monesy's haircut is fucked up wonderful's haircut is fucked up wtf happened bros? niko's suffering grows every year

Anon01/22/26, 15:35No.2199086

what the fuck did i just watch, holy shit that was painful. just put on some advert instead next time

Anon01/22/26, 15:36No.2199087

this falcons skit is growing on him the saudis are winning

Anon01/22/26, 15:41No.2199090

Anon01/22/26, 15:41No.2199092

>Niko takes 15 damage trying to get off the roof Seriously unc is cooked

Anon01/22/26, 15:44No.2199095

we're doing it liquid bros!

Anon01/22/26, 15:45No.2199098

GLAWKS

Anon01/22/26, 15:45No.2199100

-t0ses fast

Anon01/22/26, 15:49No.2199103

liquidbros...they read us... LIKE A BOOK!

Anon01/22/26, 15:52No.2199105

ultimate....

Anon01/22/26, 15:52No.2199108

if elige saves the awp they lose

Anon01/22/26, 15:53No.2199109

ultimate got caught so many times this map it's unreal, at least 5 times from what i've seen and i alt tab constantly this map with a normal awper they would have already won the map

Anon01/22/26, 15:53No.2199110

>saving the awp for ultimate great strategy

Anon01/22/26, 15:53No.2199111

I'm so sick of seeing ultimate be as heavy as an anchor most games but then have that one in 10 map where he hard carries.

Anon01/22/26, 15:54No.2199112

how is he so fucking bad lol

Anon01/22/26, 16:02No.2199123

WE GO AGAIN

Anon01/22/26, 16:05No.2199127

NICE.. uhh.. *checks notes* MATEJ

Anon01/22/26, 16:05No.2199128

-ultimate +s1mple

Anon01/22/26, 16:05No.2199129

At least Falcons have the excuse of a stand-in.

Anon01/22/26, 16:06No.2199130

fucking elige.

Anon01/22/26, 16:07No.2199131

That Liquid coach has to be retarded. How hasn't told ultimate to stop awping???

Anon01/22/26, 16:08No.2199134

HEY ultimate got a kill in OT!!

Anon01/22/26, 16:09No.2199135

no way, ultimate got a kill

Anon01/22/26, 16:10No.2199139

Will m0NESY's bussy be able to handle double shifts with kyousuke stuck at home?

Anon01/22/26, 16:12No.2199140

thank fuck he bought an ak

Anon01/22/26, 16:13No.2199142

if ultimate survives this season idk siuhtty too

Anon01/22/26, 16:14No.2199145

why is nucleonz better than niko?

Anon01/22/26, 16:19No.2199151

Liquid probably would have won that if ultimate could actually frag

Anon01/22/26, 16:19No.2199153

is degster a free agent now? that would be a good move

Anon01/22/26, 16:22No.2199157

>abdul >rumours he's got a shit temper and mentality >from dagestan, checks outbro's never getting a visa for any western event

Anon01/22/26, 16:25No.2199166

my goat NiKo used to rape on nuke, he aint doing it no mo. shit just aint the same. imma just root for furia now.

Anon01/22/26, 16:27No.2199170

On paper he'd work. But degster's built up a nasty reputation as someone who isn't a good teammate and he's got visa issues being from Dagestan.

Anon01/22/26, 16:28No.2199172

I cant stand playing dust 2 I hope it gets removed for Cache

Anon01/22/26, 16:30No.2199176

Is this guy on speed or what?

Anon01/22/26, 16:31No.2199179

someone needs to slam ultimate's head onto the table

Anon01/22/26, 16:32No.2199180

aint no way dis nigga eat dis shit

Anon01/22/26, 16:35No.2199191

cmon liquid, i want to see anubis

Anon01/22/26, 16:36No.2199192

Elige is probably tilted out of his mind. Ez win for falcons now.

Anon01/22/26, 16:36No.2199195

niko clearly not happy with no kyousuke bussy

Anon01/22/26, 16:43No.2199200

just look at this dude even when they win he's pissed he must really like kyousuke

Anon01/22/26, 16:46No.2199203

>want to collect weekly drop >too afraid to catch the VAC fml

Anon01/22/26, 17:05No.2199222

the stand-in has to try to cleanup niko's mess...

Anon01/22/26, 17:05No.2199223

the vibes look much better with Nucleonz and Aymeinstein now just get rid of tiltko and bring kyousuke back

Anon01/22/26, 17:07No.2199225

what is liquid doing...

Anon01/22/26, 17:08No.2199226

GODTIMATE DOUBTERS BLOWN THE FUARK OUT

Anon01/22/26, 17:10No.2199231

Green is the best crosshair colour

Anon01/22/26, 17:12No.2199232

why is jw losing to nuclear tigeress

Anon01/22/26, 17:15No.2199236

>liquit

Anon01/22/26, 17:20No.2199243

#FALCONSAREHERE

Anon01/22/26, 17:22No.2199245

like this aymen fella, he brings the mood up with that radiant smile

Anon01/22/26, 17:22No.2199246

Anon01/22/26, 17:24No.2199248

I would rather be a homeless hobo that whatever this is

Anon01/22/26, 17:26No.2199252

well, that was awkward

Anon01/22/26, 17:50No.2199282

xfl0ud looks like young version of Jim's dad from American Pie

Anon01/22/26, 18:01No.2199295

Anon01/22/26, 18:12No.2199309

dude wtf

Anon01/22/26, 18:17No.2199321

nilo and xfloud have been good this event

Anon01/22/26, 18:23No.2199328

Sopa de macaco?

Anon01/22/26, 18:23No.2199329

flukia bros.....MOLOGOY SAVE US

Anon01/22/26, 18:24No.2199334

1-7OH NO NO NO NO HUEBROS

Anon01/22/26, 18:26No.2199339

This is not funny

Anon01/22/26, 18:30No.2199349

que ota beri beri beri huehuehue

Anon01/22/26, 18:31No.2199351

furia fucking sucks

Anon01/22/26, 18:36No.2199358

oh no no no hue sisters

Anon01/22/26, 18:40No.2199361

heroic goes from #19 to #12

Anon01/22/26, 18:42No.2199365

the americas should have their own game, like the chinese no blood, easier nades, possibly light wall hacks

Anon01/22/26, 18:43No.2199366

chr1zn is a better igl than fallen

Anon01/22/26, 18:44No.2199370

When does Furia start playing?

Anon01/22/26, 18:45No.2199371

alkarenn was the problem

Anon01/22/26, 18:45No.2199372

awpers are not needed?

Anon01/22/26, 18:52No.2199380

yeki just yesterday I crafted an ak with your golden stickers, turn it up today faggot

Anon01/22/26, 18:55No.2199384

Anon01/22/26, 18:55No.2199385

maui sounds so fruity

Anon01/22/26, 18:55No.2199387

one season wonders huh

Anon01/22/26, 18:55No.2199388

How many Brazilians does it take for Molodoy to save AWP? Three, dying before anything happens hehehehe

Anon01/22/26, 18:56No.2199391

Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud and I am the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. he told me his name was "Danil Golubenko" and he was "saving." can someone tell me what this means?

Anon01/22/26, 19:00No.2199394

Another stomp coming, everyone but molodoy tilted to the heavens.

Anon01/22/26, 19:01No.2199397

HH what Launders????????

Anon01/22/26, 19:05No.2199403

OH NO NO NO NO...

Anon01/22/26, 19:05No.2199405

Its over

Anon01/22/26, 19:05No.2199406

KEKINDAR FUCKING BOT LOL

Anon01/22/26, 19:08No.2199408

JW bros....

Anon01/22/26, 19:09No.2199411

What?

Anon01/22/26, 19:19No.2199429

beautiful professor masterclass

Anon01/22/26, 19:20No.2199431

Crush the white devil!

Anon01/22/26, 19:30No.2199453

yxngstxr is pretty likeable

Anon01/22/26, 19:33No.2199457

can he do it?

Anon01/22/26, 19:35No.2199461

furia best team in the world again?

Anon01/22/26, 19:41No.2199468

magnojez is really giga carrying shitboom as hard entry

Anon01/22/26, 19:44No.2199476

alla dat yappin onnat desk really aint adding nuttin to da game

Anon01/22/26, 19:53No.2199484

xfloud more like xtoggles

Anon01/22/26, 19:53No.2199485

wiffindar

Anon01/22/26, 19:55No.2199487

lost my 4th im match i am now 2-2 and i don't say this lightly i think those russians were radar'ing cuz one kept d/c'ing throughout the match with a shitty dma config

Anon01/22/26, 20:02No.2199500

fun's over

Anon01/22/26, 20:05No.2199504

think about it

Anon01/22/26, 20:09No.2199515

what happened on mirage?

Anon01/22/26, 20:09No.2199516

What happened to heroic? Why are they getting sexod now?

Anon01/22/26, 20:21No.2199553

fuck me, they actually ban smurfs

Anon01/22/26, 20:21No.2199554

it's Herover

Anon01/22/26, 20:32No.2199577

i remember a molodoy flick

Anon01/22/26, 20:33No.2199579

That's the best they can do.

Anon01/22/26, 20:36No.2199587

13-10 fake comeback

Anon01/22/26, 20:39No.2199595

Today's games sucked dick.

Anon01/22/26, 20:39No.2199596

furia's ct side is trash

Anon01/22/26, 20:41No.2199601

pretty nice showing from Heroic considering everything, good riflers, good t side ideas

Anon01/22/26, 20:43No.2199603

Anon01/22/26, 20:46No.2199611

macacos got exposed hard

Anon01/22/26, 20:51No.2199618

All this time hating f0ze I forgot about p00ria, f0llen and mel0dy.My bad.

Anon01/22/26, 20:58No.2199624

okay so poopia can only win if molobot lifegames this team is over

Anon01/22/26, 21:16No.2199648

these niggas be thinking furia depends on one or two star players to win as if furia were a dogshit team like f0ze

Anon01/22/26, 21:21No.2199660

Damn heroic choked hard

Anon01/22/26, 21:36No.2199687

genocide albania

Anon01/22/26, 22:20No.2199757

>wake up >JWonderchild eliminated Bad day.

Anon01/22/26, 22:21No.2199762

>wake up >F0ze lost

Anon01/22/26, 22:44No.2199804

I think it's between nine, bb and hotu at this point but there are only two spots for rio. I think it's hotu and nine.

Anon01/22/26, 22:50No.2199814

don't ask questions, just let me seethe about a team every day

Anon01/22/26, 23:09No.2199846

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/519736513892714181 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anon01/22/26, 23:15No.2199857

yuge (300 mb)

Anon01/22/26, 23:16No.2199858

Actually huge if they really fixed the bhop jump height.

Anon01/22/26, 23:17No.2199861

you niggas lost or something?

Anon01/22/26, 23:37No.2199882

pari highest percent traded kills last 6 months in top 50 a pretty good sign in terms of playing cohesive team cs

Anon01/22/26, 23:46No.2199892

ITS UP! ITS MOTHERFUCKING UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ5hgqYVaEgFAZE THE FUCK UP BROS

Anon01/23/26, 00:36No.2199938

Yo The Professor was analyzing the match they just played against Heroic on stream and with Yekindar, KSCERATO and yuurih wtf cool shit.

Anon01/23/26, 00:44No.2199948

Anon01/23/26, 00:58No.2199972

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wpYqTGH5GYI love this fat fuck so fucking much. Literally the most loveable player of all time.And trust he's going to mog the shit out of f0ttigan, ap0x, f0llen - he's going to be the GOAT IGL

Anon01/23/26, 01:06No.2199980

lol

Anon01/23/26, 01:12No.2199987

Bwos....

Anon01/23/26, 01:30No.2200005

is we queuing street brawler

Anon01/23/26, 01:33No.2200009

um why do this

Anon01/23/26, 01:48No.2200030

holy kino https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6gLGqb-e3J4

Anon01/23/26, 02:22No.2200067

This guy bro I swear. Can't hate him.

Anon01/23/26, 02:34No.2200075

f0ze niggas STILL wildin

Anon01/23/26, 03:29No.2200135

can Pari upset tomorrow? i don't believe in GL that much desu

Anon01/23/26, 03:31No.2200141

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389365/flyquest-vs-chinggis-warriors-zhi-tech-elite-masters-2026 FLYCHADS WE REIGN

Anon01/23/26, 03:40No.2200150

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0328ZXP_sU8

Anon01/23/26, 03:56No.2200170

Anon01/23/26, 04:18No.2200184

Anon01/23/26, 07:05No.2200313

People actually think Parivision can take down Spirit lmfao.

Anon01/23/26, 07:54No.2200350

>you taught me how to fight.... it’s only fair today I show you how to win....

Anon01/23/26, 09:17No.2200417

What can we surmise from this?

Anon01/23/26, 09:34No.2200431

You incels wouldn't say shit to niko on his face

Anon01/23/26, 11:24No.2200492

Vitafags suck my dick

Anon01/23/26, 11:39No.2200505

Anon01/23/26, 11:52No.2200510

https://www.twitch.tv/bowser0the live photo shop while waiting for the game to start is pretty good

Anon01/23/26, 12:22No.2200528

it's 5hrs 20 minutes past that timeapparently one of the problems is getting the aussies onto the perfect world client

Anon01/23/26, 12:56No.2200550

For the past 1-2 months I've noticed way more women on this game. I guess they're valorant tourists who moved over to CS2 because that abomination died and they can farm simps with their cutesy retarded Steam profiles. They ruin the dynamic of every match and are always a net negative. Be sure to gried and ruin their experience so they fucking leave, my goodness can we not have one fucking space where these whores invade and shit everything up?

Anon01/23/26, 12:58No.2200551

ancINS

Anon01/23/26, 13:11No.2200561

I'm watching Talking Counter rn and thank God SPUNJ is a caster and not an analyst. Great voice but his opinions are retarded.

Anon01/23/26, 13:57No.2200589

God, please make Jame school donk today.

Anon01/23/26, 14:24No.2200609

#WOOUP

Anon01/23/26, 14:28No.2200612

The Big Apple is HUNGRY.

Anon01/23/26, 15:00No.2200650

>do practice maps, dm, learn smokes for most maps >tfw still stuck being a 1600 elo retard struggling to average 15 kills and 75 adr Should I just start doing the opposite of everything I think is right?

Anon01/23/26, 15:10No.2200673

godwoo warming up

Anon01/23/26, 15:11No.2200675

Gamers rise up

Anon01/23/26, 15:11No.2200678

>missing shots with awp WASHED

Anon01/23/26, 15:12No.2200680

Gaymers unite <3 :3

Anon01/23/26, 15:14No.2200682

snax is HUNGRY

Anon01/23/26, 15:14No.2200683

Yup the 1987 IEM Babylon MVP still got it.

Anon01/23/26, 15:24No.2200688

It's over isn't it?

Anon01/23/26, 15:27No.2200691

gl should've been well on their way to winning the map, they threw their chances away gege

Anon01/23/26, 15:28No.2200694

What is snax even doing?

Anon01/23/26, 15:30No.2200699

Anon01/23/26, 15:30No.2200700

Anon01/23/26, 15:35No.2200714

yeah I am thinking based

Anon01/23/26, 15:35No.2200715

>>no scrawnders at krakow Thank you ESL

Anon01/23/26, 15:38No.2200721

esl never hires scrawnders, are you guys new?

Anon01/23/26, 15:39No.2200724

>tfw no scrawnders at krakow

Anon01/23/26, 15:41No.2200728

botality

Anon01/23/26, 15:41No.2200730

>no mauisnake >no p0mp >no scrawnders Yup, Krakow has already surpassed Katowice.

Anon01/23/26, 15:42No.2200731

>no scrawnders for Cologne

Anon01/23/26, 15:44No.2200735

>snax IGL? that will never wor-

Anon01/23/26, 15:44No.2200736

So this is the team in the middle of their era? Did I understand that correctly?

Anon01/23/26, 15:46No.2200741

I know hltv's forcast is kinda fucky because of decay but keep in mind this is the LAN portion of the Tournament. Attending this event is so fucking retarded if you're looking to gain VRS points.

Anon01/23/26, 15:48No.2200747

>mutt gets benched >starts getting results

Anon01/23/26, 15:56No.2200762

oh no no no

Anon01/23/26, 15:57No.2200764

>a more stacked team that falcons is struggling against GamerLegion i've seen enough. 2025 was vitality vs the worst pro cs scene ever been. only real trophies are the ones that FURIA won. the others bunch of mickey mouse shit. im ashamed of calling zywoo the best player and ropz the best rifler. fuck this fraud team

Anon01/23/26, 15:59No.2200770

what are these retarded stacking calls, snax?

Anon01/23/26, 16:16No.2200800

Gaymer legion sucks

Anon01/23/26, 16:18No.2200801

hypex better than any other germanoid to ever touch this game

Anon01/23/26, 16:21No.2200810

MAKCU

Anon01/23/26, 16:24No.2200817

>r0pz kwab

Anon01/23/26, 16:26No.2200824

kek blud got baited

Anon01/23/26, 16:33No.2200834

maybe ash really was the problem for awpers in GL, he probably restrained their freedom to the maximum

Anon01/23/26, 16:33No.2200835

zypoo (pedophile) is washed

Anon01/23/26, 16:38No.2200841

didnt read booty blasted nerd kek

Anon01/23/26, 16:39No.2200844

revved that doo lmao

Anon01/23/26, 16:42No.2200850

holy shit gamerlegion sucks

Anon01/23/26, 16:44No.2200854

>f0zefan kekypoo!

Anon01/23/26, 16:45No.2200855

wtf is that half time garbage

Anon01/23/26, 16:45No.2200857

I SAY GAMER YOU SAY LEGION! GAMER!

Anon01/23/26, 16:47No.2200861

>I SAY GAMER YOU SAY LEGION! GAMER!

Anon01/23/26, 16:57No.2200881

Vitality will still win D2

Anon01/23/26, 17:02No.2200892

gamerbots

Anon01/23/26, 17:05No.2200898

ropzodoy

Anon01/23/26, 17:06No.2200900

ropz... >///<

Anon01/23/26, 17:09No.2200907

GamerLegion m0NESY ASAP

Anon01/23/26, 17:11No.2200913

Zywoo and ropz double awp combo is pretty kino

Anon01/23/26, 17:12No.2200918

If Gamer Legion just won, Vitality would lose.

Anon01/23/26, 17:12No.2200920

Gross Losers choke again

Anon01/23/26, 17:12No.2200921

more like GapedLegion

Anon01/23/26, 17:13No.2200924

All the bounty hunters raped and eliminated as per usual. PARIVISION is next.

Anon01/23/26, 17:13No.2200925

VIDEITY GAYLEGION

Anon01/23/26, 17:14No.2200926

damn sounds like he's gonna cryhttps://x.com/CSunfortunate/status/2014649809744085060

Anon01/23/26, 17:17No.2200936

Blast actually did a decent looking trophy this time, well done

Anon01/23/26, 17:26No.2200956

felt like a walk in the park for vita

Anon01/23/26, 17:29No.2200960

sybau its jame time

Anon01/23/26, 17:31No.2200966

why cant we have custom player skins!!!

Anon01/23/26, 17:34No.2200975

If GamersLegion won 13 rounds before Vitality did, they would have wonned.

Anon01/23/26, 17:35No.2200977

How many jametimes will we get?

Anon01/23/26, 17:41No.2200989

dreadsome questions, banks you bloody tossa

Anon01/23/26, 17:51No.2200997

this resident vitalityfag is so petty and insecure

Anon01/23/26, 17:52No.2201000

finally the game that matters

Anon01/23/26, 17:56No.2201003

magixx is fat

Anon01/23/26, 17:59No.2201006

I have never seen someone tilting their head

Anon01/23/26, 18:01No.2201011

is chopper suddenly the most popular russian streamer now?

Anon01/23/26, 18:06No.2201023

this is why I like donk most of his kills are literally him forcing fights sometimes even fights that is unfair against him and still winning with multi

Anon01/23/26, 18:07No.2201024

tn1r going the artfrost cope route with his balding, he has good Belarus bald genes imo.

Anon01/23/26, 18:07No.2201025

This mental midget finna choking vs his old team

Anon01/23/26, 18:08No.2201027

The 6 7 criminal just got raped by Jame

Anon01/23/26, 18:08No.2201028

Jame has the right idea, to abuse the shitters on B, but every round either his players can't hit their shots or just get unlucky

Anon01/23/26, 18:08No.2201030

does pari ever go a? i've seen pari play overpass a few times and it's always b spam.

Anon01/23/26, 18:08No.2201031

LOL LMAO EVEN MAYBE JL SHOULD HAVE SWITCHED RUSSIAN

Anon01/23/26, 18:10No.2201038

time spent with jame increases cranial capacity

Anon01/23/26, 18:10No.2201039

Yurocuckolds are so fucking mad right now.

Anon01/23/26, 18:10No.2201040

Damn, BENCHODNOK just raped donkey

Anon01/23/26, 18:11No.2201043

SHITRO KWAB LMAOOOOOOO

Anon01/23/26, 18:12No.2201046

What's the deal with magixx? Is he trans?

Anon01/23/26, 18:12No.2201047

lowkey wanna see zont1x kissing magixx on the lips

Anon01/23/26, 18:15No.2201052

this game feels like two teams praccing on a retake/take server. just full CYKA send mode

Anon01/23/26, 18:15No.2201053

chopper could never ever

Anon01/23/26, 18:16No.2201054

he is reaching 80k wtf

Anon01/23/26, 18:16No.2201056

tranny sat on belchechud

Anon01/23/26, 18:17No.2201058

Anon01/23/26, 18:17No.2201059

Why is jame just going full b ape mode? This shit only works agaisnt faceit shitters

Anon01/23/26, 18:17No.2201060

le mental block fattie

Anon01/23/26, 18:18No.2201062

parivison are so much better but they always find a way to lose

Anon01/23/26, 18:19No.2201063

belchebot

Anon01/23/26, 18:20No.2201065

based jame

Anon01/23/26, 18:20No.2201067

JAMED

Anon01/23/26, 18:20No.2201068

JAME KINO

Anon01/23/26, 18:20No.2201070

damn that was very nice

Anon01/23/26, 18:20No.2201071

HAAHAHAHA JAME WHAT A SNEAKY BAITING RAT HAHAHA

Anon01/23/26, 18:21No.2201072

faceitmaxxers didnt expect that move

Anon01/23/26, 18:21No.2201073

high IQ

Anon01/23/26, 18:22No.2201075

Kino clutch

Anon01/23/26, 18:23No.2201076

sh1ro completely caught in no mans land but zweih teamkills xielo and they lose the round because of that, jesus

Anon01/23/26, 18:25No.2201080

is magixx a good igl?

Anon01/23/26, 18:26No.2201085

BRUH

Anon01/23/26, 18:33No.2201099

>magixx can't be a fragging ig-ACK

Anon01/23/26, 18:35No.2201102

i remember a xielo single m4 solo round win

Anon01/23/26, 18:37No.2201105

pari wouldve won with 2 five sevens

Anon01/23/26, 18:37No.2201108

why are you autists mad over a keycap

Anon01/23/26, 18:38No.2201110

zweih betrayed us

Anon01/23/26, 18:42No.2201117

ohne still mad about faze losing

Anon01/23/26, 18:44No.2201122

donk no help

Anon01/23/26, 18:46No.2201125

https://xcancel.com/de3dsoul/status/2014717006499492138

Anon01/23/26, 18:46No.2201127

any russian speakers here? so I recently learnt that all the russian speakers sound the same, they have no accents is it true?

Anon01/23/26, 18:50No.2201138

>I have no objective >actually yes I have an objectiveI'm tired of zontix

Anon01/23/26, 18:50No.2201139

what the fuck is zont1x talking about

Anon01/23/26, 18:52No.2201143

>when you have to give interviews because contract so you say whatever

Anon01/23/26, 18:55No.2201153

i remember A/B-rush servers in 1.6, yet in csgo/2 there are only retakes, why is this? do people not want to practice executes/rushes?

Anon01/23/26, 18:59No.2201161

Based, best weapon in the game.

Anon01/23/26, 18:59No.2201162

xdd what is that magixx crosshair

Anon01/23/26, 19:05No.2201171

Liquid signed Krimbo xd

Anon01/23/26, 19:06No.2201173

donk switched mice? BUY BUY BUY

Anon01/23/26, 19:07No.2201176

so just a spam now?

Anon01/23/26, 19:11No.2201184

magixx better than sh0r0

Anon01/23/26, 19:13No.2201186

so magixx setting himself up instead of setting donk up hmmmmmm

Anon01/23/26, 19:15No.2201191

donk sold the round

Anon01/23/26, 19:17No.2201194

5 kills no hs goat

Anon01/23/26, 19:19No.2201197

krimbo awp?

Anon01/23/26, 19:26No.2201210

Belchonokk disasterclass game, he even lost multiple good duels againt zont1x

Anon01/23/26, 19:30No.2201218

all of the bounty hunter teams shat themselves so now we get the usual vitality vs spirit/furia/falcons slop

Anon01/23/26, 19:35No.2201222

tn1r looking better without that shit ass combover

Anon01/23/26, 19:38No.2201228

BHAHA man like tn1r, what a b0t blyat

Anon01/23/26, 19:38No.2201229

ambitious tek9 play at that distance

Anon01/23/26, 19:39No.2201231

UH OH

Anon01/23/26, 19:40No.2201232

Chud man zont1x bros.... Donkey is letting us down...

Anon01/23/26, 19:40No.2201233

jame and his sons looking good rn

Anon01/23/26, 19:41No.2201235

Donk washed?

Anon01/23/26, 19:42No.2201237

spirit losing every round 5v4

Anon01/23/26, 19:42No.2201238

STAT HUNTERS ALL DYING IN JUNGLE AND LOSING THE MAP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anon01/23/26, 19:42No.2201241

Its donk Its AncientYou know how this ends

Anon01/23/26, 19:43No.2201244

chopper is idealess against Vitality, magixx is idealess against Parivision levels

Anon01/23/26, 19:44No.2201247

at this point hally is the problem

Anon01/23/26, 19:46No.2201251

>j-just one more star, hally, and I'll win against t2 jame faceit squad hltv #2 btw

Anon01/23/26, 19:51No.2201259

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1iPMb-e-2g

Anon01/23/26, 19:52No.2201263

What is Hally thinking right now?

Anon01/23/26, 20:04No.2201285

sh0r0 holy shit

Anon01/23/26, 20:05No.2201288

>hally immediately calls timeout lmao this nigga is SHAKING

Anon01/23/26, 20:05No.2201289

hally always doing timeouts after the first round loss to try and prevent the inevitable meltdown, but it wouldn't be necessary if they weren't so mentally weak, same reason they are so desperate to end all finals in 3

Anon01/23/26, 20:09No.2201297

this is literally a woman

Anon01/23/26, 20:09No.2201298

>jame ti-ACK!

Anon01/23/26, 20:11No.2201304

based sh1ro has money on Parivision we're winning this shit

Anon01/23/26, 20:11No.2201306

>hally immediately calls ANOTHER timeout lmao this nigga is GIGA SHAKING

Anon01/23/26, 20:13No.2201310

just put donk on b lol

Anon01/23/26, 20:13No.2201313

RUSH B UNDEFEATED

Anon01/23/26, 20:14No.2201314

Bro, why is magixx not stacking the whole fucking team on B? Jame is literally pulling his full b ape mode like in overpass

Anon01/23/26, 20:15No.2201318

zont1x will literally never go 1 for 2 as an anchor when he's always aiming on the stomach this team is so doomed against top teams

Anon01/23/26, 20:17No.2201321

bros donk dropped 50 kills on faceit the other day why isnt he doing it here?

Anon01/23/26, 20:17No.2201324

I should just stop watching, every time I go away for a few minutes the team I want to lose starts losing rounds.

Anon01/23/26, 20:19No.2201332

jame masterclass simple as

Anon01/23/26, 20:19No.2201333

>hally immediately calls his FINAL timeout lmao this nigga is SHITTING HIMSELF

Anon01/23/26, 20:22No.2201340

>Everyone on parivision has intact hairlines >Everyone on spirit except zontix are baldingBros...

Anon01/23/26, 20:25No.2201344

this + everyone in parivision plays for the team while everyone plays for themselves in sp0r0t

Anon01/23/26, 20:25No.2201345

JAME SAVES

Anon01/23/26, 20:25No.2201346

GOD JAME

Anon01/23/26, 20:25No.2201348

jame.

Anon01/23/26, 20:25No.2201349

bro pari wins 4v5 every time

Anon01/23/26, 20:26No.2201351

apologize to kassad

Anon01/23/26, 20:26No.2201352

Damn, is the dream over? What is hally thinking right now? What is chopper thinking right now?

Anon01/23/26, 20:26No.2201353

jame time

Anon01/23/26, 20:27No.2201354

how do you say "one more superstar" in russian

Anon01/23/26, 20:29No.2201355

Bros I was starting to forget how much I love Jame, Jame my goat, Jame my beloved

Anon01/23/26, 20:32No.2201364

unlucky for that pistol

Anon01/23/26, 20:32No.2201365

Anon01/23/26, 20:36No.2201376

holy rape

Anon01/23/26, 20:36No.2201377

Round started BELCHONOKK killed donk with mp9 (headshot)>do nothing for 1.5 minute >hopelessly walk out ramp and die hally strats everyone

Anon01/23/26, 20:37No.2201378

spiritbros... donksissies...

Anon01/23/26, 20:37No.2201382

HALLY HIDING IN HIS AUTISM BOX

Anon01/23/26, 20:38No.2201383

this is why zywoo won #1, he would never perform like this against parivision

Anon01/23/26, 20:39No.2201386

Zywoo hits that box jump

Anon01/23/26, 20:39No.2201387

jame making spirit look like daunis

Anon01/23/26, 20:40No.2201388

Who was the one screaming just after donk for killed?

Anon01/23/26, 20:41No.2201393

don't worry, Jame will control the economy and close it out

Anon01/23/26, 20:41No.2201394

tec9 just owning full buys as usual

Anon01/23/26, 20:44No.2201402

donk go kill? more like donk free kill amirite

Anon01/23/26, 20:44No.2201404

magixx looks like my aunt

Anon01/23/26, 20:45No.2201406

m0g0x

Anon01/23/26, 20:45No.2201408

I wanna fuck magixx

Anon01/23/26, 20:45No.2201409

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BRING BACK THE RETARDED FAT TRANNY THIS TIME WE WILL START WINNING FOR SURE KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEEK

Anon01/23/26, 20:45No.2201410

JAME JAME JAME JAME

Anon01/23/26, 20:46No.2201411

jamebros, ww@?

Anon01/23/26, 20:46No.2201412

donk join vitality now

Anon01/23/26, 20:46No.2201414

Anon01/23/26, 20:47No.2201417

finally some justice on this gay earthVITALITY NEXT

Anon01/23/26, 20:47No.2201419

Jame........

Anon01/23/26, 20:47No.2201421

Silence, Jesus is speaking

Anon01/23/26, 20:47No.2201422

Anon01/23/26, 20:48No.2201424

Anon01/23/26, 20:48No.2201426

26/28

Anon01/23/26, 20:48No.2201428

meanwhile on hltv...

Anon01/23/26, 20:49No.2201429

KEKYPOOOOOOOO

Anon01/23/26, 20:49No.2201433

Sisters, who are we blaming for this loss?

Anon01/23/26, 20:49No.2201434

jame is gonna cook zywoo tomorrow isn't he?

Anon01/23/26, 20:50No.2201437

kek what an interview

Anon01/23/26, 20:51No.2201443

It's ok guys, the goat rifler plays tomorrow against vita

Anon01/23/26, 20:52No.2201448

donk be like how much for zweih

Anon01/23/26, 20:52No.2201449

>#1 >#2 >#3 >#14 Lol

Anon01/23/26, 20:52No.2201450

Jame my goat, You did it again

Anon01/23/26, 20:52No.2201452

mologoy > all these dunces

Anon01/23/26, 20:55No.2201462

why is the troon outta breath like she just ran a marathon

Anon01/23/26, 20:55No.2201465

Vitality picks one of Falcons or Furia, then Parivision is left with the other team, that's how it goes so 99% likely Vitality - Falcons and Furia - Parivision it looks free for Vitality

Anon01/23/26, 20:56No.2201473

Look at that vacant stare, he's just letting the words flow, there's no thought behind those eyes and words Mindbroken by JameZWER

Anon01/23/26, 20:57No.2201475

ONE MORE STAR ONE MORE STAR ONE MORE STAR

Anon01/23/26, 20:58No.2201478

HALLY BROS WHAT WENT WRONG? HOW DO WE RECOVER?

Anon01/23/26, 20:59No.2201480

>donk 1.76 against sinners and inner circle >goes quiet when he plays against a good team >analysts at the end of the year will still tell you he's the best player in the world lol

Anon01/23/26, 21:00No.2201483

>mauishart ragebaiting again What's wrong with this midget

Anon01/23/26, 21:01No.2201485

>hotu are in for rio >jame won Wow, just wow.

Anon01/23/26, 21:07No.2201500

>GODtality v. Falkeks LET'S GO

Anon01/23/26, 21:08No.2201506

this brown guy owns zonic

Anon01/23/26, 21:08No.2201507

kek, lel even

Anon01/23/26, 21:09No.2201511

falchads bouta expose this fraudulent #1 team

Anon01/23/26, 21:12No.2201530

how is reddit coping?

Anon01/23/26, 21:16No.2201537

EZ WIN FOR FURIAYEKINDAR ALREADY KNOWS ALL OF JAME'S STRATS

Anon01/23/26, 21:17No.2201546

Russian reactions to PARIVISION vs Spirit: >Jame prime >HE'S BACK >First, genius hally decided to pick horrid Mirage where they almost lost vs SINNERS instead of donk's best map. Then, Spirit got blown off in all pistol rounds. Lastly, sh1ro, as always, soiled his pants in playoffs, not even against top 10 team this time, solo losing 7/0 that would convert into an easy game. Deserved flight home, don't even wanna laugh at sh1ro's gameplay. >Jame Time is finally LIVE on TV >Kick zont1x, bring back chopper... That's what you get when you have Telegram comments for your management XD >Both teams looked shaky, but PARIVISION just wanted to win the most >King of BetBoom Dacha is nothing in the face of God of Counter-Strike >Father Jame is officially TIER-1 AGAIN >nota said "suck my dick" to the tranny granny and all d2nk fans are already crying XDDD SPIRIT FANS ARE ALL WOMEN AND FAGGOTS))) >26/28 >sons of whores, team of fucking flukers, fuck but how team of fucking hobos, Atletico Madrid of cs world, the most slimy team I've ever seen >everyone thought spirit without donk are a tier-2 faceit mix, nowadays it's a tier-2 faceit mix even with donk >hally takes pause on 5-5 and they start losing)) >Jame is the smartest IGL in history of CS

Anon01/23/26, 21:21No.2201552

kek

Anon01/23/26, 21:23No.2201562

>cupcake schedule for furia

Anon01/23/26, 21:25No.2201567

>d2nk when the matches really matter

Anon01/23/26, 21:28No.2201577

dvonk

Anon01/23/26, 21:28No.2201579

who won blast "no one cares first event of the year" bounty last year

Anon01/23/26, 21:30No.2201586

>BLYAT HALLY GET CHOPPER BACK ON THE TEAM REEEEEEEEEEEE

Anon01/23/26, 21:30No.2201587

had beer with the colleagues so I didn't watch, but holy fucking shit LET'S FUCKING GO I might even be able to forgive them for cutting AW just because sweih got his revengealso, rage baiters and viewfags tongue my anus

Anon01/23/26, 21:33No.2201598

OH HE'S HURT

Anon01/23/26, 21:34No.2201603

hope nobody missed how donk was berating dead-eyed magixx in those last rounds this roster is just a powder keg, or should I say donk when even zont1x says "he's leaving if we don't win everything" you know who'd never? yeah, humblewoo.

Anon01/23/26, 21:35No.2201608

anybody else mad at hally for his habit to disrespectfully tap players with ONE FINGER to get their attention to get a fist bump?UGH

Anon01/23/26, 21:36No.2201615

>let me tell you about your country

Anon01/23/26, 21:39No.2201624

at least the spammers are hones now last year has been nothing but /pol/ levels of bait and rage

Anon01/23/26, 21:39No.2201626

makkaze streaming brazzers

Anon01/23/26, 21:41No.2201634

What the FUCK does he even do?

Anon01/23/26, 21:46No.2201652

but hally calling all timeouts in first half was truly peak

Anon01/23/26, 21:51No.2201660

d2nk

Anon01/23/26, 21:51No.2201662

like I said: masks off polfags ruin everything even their own board

Anon01/23/26, 21:52No.2201663

d2nk simply must jump ship and go international, for the sake of the community and for his own sake these musical chairs of spirit are awful

Anon01/23/26, 21:55No.2201666

it took only 1 post for everyone in the gog to call him d2nk russian cultural impact

Anon01/23/26, 21:55No.2201667

i just need cobble and cache back in the pool so i can be good again

Anon01/23/26, 21:55No.2201671

>wake up >Spirit lost >zweight didn't hard carry though Good day. Thank you Father Jame.

Anon01/23/26, 21:57No.2201682

ruski anon translate what chopper is saying here please https://www.twitch.tv/chopperinho/clip/MuddyJazzyPigBuddhaBar-xvELDsDsezTgSAen?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time

Anon01/23/26, 22:02No.2201693

It'd be so kino if this roster was bought out by Gambit brooo This doesn't feel like a CIS derby without Gambit sneaking as the underdog

Anon01/23/26, 22:03No.2201701

it feels like spirit doesn't play as a team, dunno if it's donk's fault but not tilting would help, it felt like half the rounds on ancient was him getting killed alone if apex was sitting next to donk this would not happen

Anon01/23/26, 22:07No.2201710

kyousuke was also a malder in the making, just like d2nk thankfully the goat rifler goatko taught him how to behave, although there is some more work to be done

Anon01/23/26, 22:10No.2201715

just give d2nk the belt until he behaves

Anon01/23/26, 22:12No.2201720

Anon01/23/26, 22:12No.2201721

>FUCK we got caught shilling for russians, quick, pivot to a new angle

Anon01/23/26, 22:13No.2201723

>pol talking points >pol delusions >pol levels of intelligence just fuck off

Anon01/23/26, 22:13No.2201724

Czech Republic: 95% white in 2004, 94% white in 2024 Chill out vro =) More soulful team won, hopefully PARI replace Spirit in top 5 =)

Anon01/23/26, 22:13No.2201726

>wessis cucked into shilling for a racially ambiguous fat ugly kike top lel

Anon01/23/26, 22:15No.2201731

"d2nk"that was enough to send him into a meltdown. lmao.

Anon01/23/26, 22:15No.2201733

titanwoo

Anon01/23/26, 22:16No.2201737

yuropeans are in a geopolitically humiliating situation and will not be allowed to get uppity about anything

Anon01/23/26, 22:18No.2201743

d2nk fan is mad. his eurasian goat got humiliated by his dagestani countryman

Anon01/23/26, 22:18No.2201745

i just want big to be good digga

Anon01/23/26, 22:20No.2201750

i thought d2nk was created by russians. why is this supposed russian angry about it? is he even russian? d2nk lmao

Anon01/23/26, 22:23No.2201757

I'm not a russian, i'm a white south brazilian

Anon01/23/26, 22:29No.2201771

d2nk bought into his own hype, it might be over for him unless he goes intl soon

Anon01/23/26, 22:29No.2201772

d2nk lmaoooooo

Anon01/23/26, 22:32No.2201779

it's insane how cucked yuros are, kek they desperately need this to let off steam after so many humiliation rituals recently

Anon01/23/26, 22:33No.2201780

KEK D2NK

Anon01/23/26, 22:35No.2201784

blud got mad at d2nk kekaroooo!

Anon01/23/26, 22:46No.2201805

>Liquid +Krimbo Who in the world are they replacing lol NAF is by far the best player on Midquid, NertZ is 2nd best, EliGE just got in, ultimid is an AWPer and poohy is IGLing So it has to be a definite downgrade, but who and for what reason...

Anon01/23/26, 22:49No.2201810

д2нк

Anon01/23/26, 22:55No.2201823

d2nk

Anon01/23/26, 22:55No.2201824

-poohy -nertz+krimbo (man...) +degster ultimate to rifle (he's genuinely top 20 with it) elige to igl (the last remaining gambit in his career)

Anon01/23/26, 22:55No.2201826

Just came back home from work, what even happened?

Anon01/23/26, 23:02No.2201838

you think el0ge retires this year or copes and slinks back to NA with his tail between his legs? nigga thought he could trophy chase when he's only ever won with us

Anon01/23/26, 23:04No.2201840

https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs Map 3.

Anon01/23/26, 23:04No.2201841

Anon01/23/26, 23:04No.2201843

you don't even need some sort of explanation, parivision is a better team than spirit, and that's clear to anyone with two eyes and even a gold nova skillset. No donk 1.4+ rating, no win.

Anon01/23/26, 23:04No.2201845

IT WAS THE NEW MOUSE FAULT SELL YOUR ZOWIE STOCK NOW

Anon01/23/26, 23:07No.2201854

you vill support the teams with jews on them yurogoys

Anon01/23/26, 23:09No.2201856

https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs Rio quals

Anon01/23/26, 23:12No.2201862

Anon01/23/26, 23:20No.2201875

BRICS is winning this tournament

Anon01/23/26, 23:22No.2201881

we're not rooting for botboom

Anon01/23/26, 23:32No.2201896

magixx IGL outfragged donk

Anon01/23/26, 23:34No.2201900

monesy looks like the 2200 elo kid from my local chess club

Anon01/23/26, 23:36No.2201905

Uh-oh!

Anon01/23/26, 23:40No.2201910

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

Anon01/23/26, 23:40No.2201911

GM8 won

Anon01/23/26, 23:42No.2201915

bought a new mouse going pro now

Anon01/23/26, 23:49No.2201928

gentlemates literally got more fans than vitality kek it's over

Anon01/24/26, 00:12No.2201961

launders is indian jame

Anon01/24/26, 00:39No.2202008

Anon01/24/26, 01:14No.2202057

Vitality-Furia should be a good final, Furia rekt them in Chengdu but all the maps were close, Vita trolled with the ancient float and generally didn't look that good at that point in time. back then Furia looked like they were peaking, now Vitality looks better and Furia looks worse, but still should be more than interesting.

Anon01/24/26, 01:42No.2202076

>Donk: "I'm not motivated to become the best in the world. I just want to create a better era than Vitality." lol good luck with that lilbro

Anon01/24/26, 02:12No.2202106

Krimbo addition to Liquid is very interesting because for each of the 5 players it's unlikely that he's the replacement, but it's possible from some totally unexpected angle. for example -ultimate would mean running 5 riflers (and improvising with the awp when needed).

Anon01/24/26, 02:15No.2202115

https://x.com/jamesbardolph/status/2014726713272390016

Anon01/24/26, 02:34No.2202130

is d2nk the new f0ze? should i invest?

Anon01/24/26, 03:08No.2202164

>goes from tier 2 to the best Russian team >wins some trophies, gets benched >joins the best Russian team again he can't keep getting away with it

Anon01/24/26, 03:31No.2202181

Anon01/24/26, 04:07No.2202214

Anon01/24/26, 04:09No.2202216

Bro I just watched the gameWhat the fuck was that cringe from hally? Blew all his timeouts on the first half over nothing rounds. What a mega fucking retard.

Anon01/24/26, 05:04No.2202294

I was re-watching the major games and this noodle arm rat is the only one who didn't dap the fans. Fuck him. Glad our God JAME raped him and the fat troon.

Anon01/24/26, 05:40No.2202337

They did. Even valve devs are faze fans.

Anon01/24/26, 05:41No.2202338

Yea. Everyone doubted them (except real FaZeheads) in Stage 1, 2, 3, quarters and semi. Then proved them wrong once again when they started to believe in the grand final.

Anon01/24/26, 06:10No.2202361

So it's vitafuria again.

Anon01/24/26, 06:58No.2202381

Why didn't Jame let spirit take their deserved victory? Were the bookies behind it?

Anon01/24/26, 06:59No.2202382

THOUGHTS?

Anon01/24/26, 07:09No.2202391

Anon01/24/26, 08:18No.2202427

>made a mistake at 11-11 >again

Anon01/24/26, 08:45No.2202442

Jame should be ashamed.

Anon01/24/26, 08:51No.2202445

REAL TOP 20 DROPPED

Anon01/24/26, 09:00No.2202454

I think they should've picked dust2 instead of Mirage.

Anon01/24/26, 09:30No.2202473

Lol it's going to be a vita-pari final and you know it.In other, more important news:https://www.hltv.org/news/43705/wildcard-sign-hext

Anon01/24/26, 11:20No.2202572

I'm happy he has adapted to cs2 and is back in tier 1 there's hasn't been a russian/ukranian team to root for in years

Anon01/24/26, 11:45No.2202588

I was a Furiahead until that arrogant bum molodog showed his true colors and ruined the sovl of the team. He’s just another highlight/statsmaxxer like d2nkey and his ilk.

Anon01/24/26, 12:40No.2202629

imagine being such an insufferable clown that you're bothered by a player raising his arms after a clutch, the amount of mentally ill people here is fascinating

Anon01/24/26, 12:43No.2202634

Spice your fucking aerobics routing, motoboy, you're a two-trick pony

Anon01/24/26, 13:10No.2202664

blameF is carrying BIG back to tier 1

Anon01/24/26, 13:41No.2202711

woke up remembered d2nk lost

Anon01/24/26, 14:21No.2202755

It's up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99acrTjsqjo

Anon01/24/26, 14:36No.2202775

I feel like this Zhi Tech event back in the day, this would've been a legendary moment in magog. Some no name random Chinese event would get hyped by a particular person going on about how shit The Australians are and how whichever Chinese team would dominate. Leading to a grand final between the Australian team and the not Asian team and everyone laughing at him for days.

Anon01/24/26, 14:37No.2202777

d2nk

Anon01/24/26, 14:44No.2202782

I like vitality players but I can't stop hating on vitality

Anon01/24/26, 14:50No.2202798

they found the most french guy ever to put on the desk

Anon01/24/26, 15:01No.2202812

nice, no scrawnders in the best game for once

Anon01/24/26, 15:04No.2202815

vitality map pick first?

Anon01/24/26, 15:15No.2202828

Do u guys like playing inferno?

Anon01/24/26, 15:16No.2202830

why is everyone better than niko? tell me, animefag. I know you're lurking

Anon01/24/26, 15:16No.2202831

BVLLS of MAKEDON are online, it's over for Vitasissies

Anon01/24/26, 15:23No.2202841

10 bucks on falcons buck breaking apex

Anon01/24/26, 15:23No.2202842

That looked pretty cool

Anon01/24/26, 15:24No.2202843

He is mid air bro...

Anon01/24/26, 15:24No.2202845

NiKo and m0NESY love to win with stand-ins

Anon01/24/26, 15:26No.2202847

>Liquid is benching naf for krimbo what the fuck is wrong with that org?

Anon01/24/26, 15:27No.2202849

old train was perfect

Anon01/24/26, 15:31No.2202857

aURASY is going for top 1 this year.

Anon01/24/26, 15:32No.2202859

Falcons 0-6 on pistol rounds lmao, kek even

Anon01/24/26, 15:35No.2202865

why is Zywoo not the GOAT again?

Anon01/24/26, 15:43No.2202872

goatko

Anon01/24/26, 15:43No.2202875

holy moly

Anon01/24/26, 15:43No.2202876

>letting old man niko ace+clutch it's over

Anon01/24/26, 15:44No.2202878

NIKOBVLLS

Anon01/24/26, 15:45No.2202881

THATS MY JEWDADDY

Anon01/24/26, 15:49No.2202883

Money!!

Anon01/24/26, 15:51No.2202886

niko and mayonesy are truly the biggest zero pressure merchants

Anon01/24/26, 15:52No.2202888

>kick keksuke and z0nic >win that easy huh

Anon01/24/26, 15:52No.2202889

mezii please do something!! my HLTV #1 is on the line!!

Anon01/24/26, 15:53No.2202891

Uhh......

Anon01/24/26, 15:53No.2202892

apex looks like hes 50

Anon01/24/26, 15:55No.2202898

post cucksuke face when falcons win whole event without him

Anon01/24/26, 15:56No.2202901

>winning against botality with a stand-in just goat rifler things

Anon01/24/26, 15:59No.2202904

>kick the lowest iq player who doesn't listen to the igl >kick the fraud coach >win -kyousuke -zonic +jeet coach +that random nigga

Anon01/24/26, 16:07No.2202921

I feel for zonic but him and lars robl are probably worse than based aymenstein for this team

Anon01/24/26, 16:09No.2202924

lets all calm down and wait for the series to end first

Anon01/24/26, 16:13No.2202929

I don't know if i'm tripping or what, but i feel the fountain pillar on A is thicker now after the update. anyone else?

Anon01/24/26, 16:17No.2202933

lol way overcooked

Anon01/24/26, 16:17No.2202934

nikola.............

Anon01/24/26, 16:25No.2202940

Did Anubis change at all during the time it was off the rotation?

Anon01/24/26, 16:28No.2202946

poor Nucleonz probably didn't even play this map with Falcons

Anon01/24/26, 16:32No.2202952

Flashwoo

Anon01/24/26, 16:33No.2202955

wait, Falcons picked this map? wtf

Anon01/24/26, 16:36No.2202961

Anon01/24/26, 16:36No.2202963

>Vitality have no f-

Anon01/24/26, 16:39No.2202968

The balls

Anon01/24/26, 16:40No.2202971

that's why he's #1

Anon01/24/26, 16:45No.2202976

I used to be the biggest ZywOo hater, literally watching just to flame him. But he’s actually too good, I can’t bait anymore. I’m a fan now.

Anon01/24/26, 16:47No.2202979

Great map pick

Anon01/24/26, 17:03No.2203007

chopper getting over 50k views for his stream. Maybe he should retire from playing and be a streamer or caster.

Anon01/24/26, 17:05No.2203010

nikoGAWD

Anon01/24/26, 17:06No.2203014

somehow, Niko returned

Anon01/24/26, 17:08No.2203016

nik0 locked in its over

Anon01/24/26, 17:11No.2203019

I've seen enough, send kysucky back to Spirit

Anon01/24/26, 17:11No.2203020

NICE MATEJ

Anon01/24/26, 17:13No.2203021

lil nigga is going nuclear...

Anon01/24/26, 17:13No.2203022

>Falcons first trophy might comes without kyoshitke BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA AND RETARDS WERE SAYING HE WOULD BE BETTER THAN DONK

Anon01/24/26, 17:13No.2203023

Guess the Professor or Jame will humiliate NiKo this time

Anon01/24/26, 17:15No.2203024

high IQ position

Anon01/24/26, 17:16No.2203025

chud pride world wide

Anon01/24/26, 17:16No.2203026

Jame wins this major

Anon01/24/26, 17:18No.2203029

>turn on stream >see Ch0ko going like 4-8 again on Inferno >make dinner >come back to see him going like 12-3 What's going on? Eco frag galore?

Anon01/24/26, 17:20No.2203035

>round 9 >teSeS is 1-1

Anon01/24/26, 17:21No.2203037

>get random stand-in >get random jeet coach >meme tournament >absolutely no pressure anymore >niko's ED problems suddenly gone

Anon01/24/26, 17:25No.2203049

Niko is in GAWDMOD right now.

Anon01/24/26, 17:26No.2203054

just started watching who the fuck is nucleonz and why is he leading in stats? did they get rid of the russian guy already? i wasn't following the scene for the past month

Anon01/24/26, 17:27No.2203058

>falcons dont have a fat coach stoping behind them and sexually haressing them >suddenly perform

Anon01/24/26, 17:28No.2203063

Comeback? Comeback? Comeback?

Anon01/24/26, 17:28No.2203064

this is crazy

Anon01/24/26, 17:30No.2203068

11 is all they get

Anon01/24/26, 17:32No.2203077

ropz will do another 1-11 comeback on Mirage CT

Anon01/24/26, 17:33No.2203079

how the fuck will falcons throw this

Anon01/24/26, 17:34No.2203081

Surely Falcons can win two (2) rounds..

Anon01/24/26, 17:35No.2203085

>gut knife

Anon01/24/26, 17:35No.2203086

Its happening

Anon01/24/26, 17:37No.2203089

we will get a 1sided bo3 next match btw

Anon01/24/26, 17:37No.2203091

>imma sit this one out

Anon01/24/26, 17:39No.2203093

When does Spirit play?

Anon01/24/26, 17:40No.2203094

Its happening… Ropz’s faze magic is powering up vitality…. They cannot be stopped now….

Anon01/24/26, 17:40No.2203095

>12 rounds solo hold b against vitality >not a single plant

Anon01/24/26, 17:41No.2203096

Even with GhostwOo they're doing the comeback

Anon01/24/26, 17:42No.2203100

its over kek

Anon01/24/26, 17:43No.2203102

give zywho a redbull or smth

Anon01/24/26, 17:43No.2203103

OT! OT! OT!

Anon01/24/26, 17:43No.2203107

TESES WITH A DEAGLE? I've seen enough, send some croatian goons and take back the hltv #1

Anon01/24/26, 17:43No.2203109

2026 WILL BE FALCONS' YEAR WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

Anon01/24/26, 17:44No.2203111

>zywoo misses >ropz hits

Anon01/24/26, 17:45No.2203112

we gotta KILL this worthless subhuman nigga it's mezii's team now

Anon01/24/26, 17:45No.2203113

keksukesisters...

Anon01/24/26, 17:45No.2203114

KWABtality

Anon01/24/26, 17:45No.2203115

i've seen enough. -teses -zonic

Anon01/24/26, 17:45No.2203117

God damnit zybros

Anon01/24/26, 17:45No.2203118

If Falcons wins bounty who they bench? Teses or Kyousuke? If they don't bench anyone obviously they're trolling.

Anon01/24/26, 17:45No.2203119

*breathes through teeth* Zywoo is the best player in the world

Anon01/24/26, 17:46No.2203121

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Anon01/24/26, 17:46No.2203122

ok good they finally got it over the line after I turned off the stream

Anon01/24/26, 17:46No.2203124

JAME TIME! JAME TIME! JAME TIME!

Anon01/24/26, 17:48No.2203128

zyw0rst

Anon01/24/26, 17:48No.2203129

>Donk humilliated >Zywoo humilliated

Anon01/24/26, 17:48No.2203130

the age of zywoo is over it's time for someone else to take up the mantle

Anon01/24/26, 17:48No.2203132

>Woke up >Faze lost >Vitality lostGood day

Anon01/24/26, 17:49No.2203134

Anon01/24/26, 17:51No.2203142

actually insane how hard t0ses tried to sell this

Anon01/24/26, 17:51No.2203145

Flying #HIGH rn

Anon01/24/26, 17:54No.2203151

>Vitality deserves a better hero... And I'm gonna give it to them

Anon01/24/26, 17:56No.2203155

somebody check his hotel room... this is not normaly...

Anon01/24/26, 17:56No.2203156

zywoo is such a bot literally only gets trade kills

Anon01/24/26, 17:58No.2203161

>shit talk donk >zywoo chokes kek

Anon01/24/26, 17:58No.2203162

Anon01/24/26, 17:59No.2203163

Anon01/24/26, 17:59No.2203164

If you are going to steal my boy ropz at least be a decent AWPer when it matters Mr. "Chosen One".

Anon01/24/26, 18:02No.2203167

Who owns falcons again?

Anon01/24/26, 18:02No.2203169

at least we got Jamekino to look forward to now

Anon01/24/26, 18:08No.2203179

free for Furia

Anon01/24/26, 18:14No.2203187

AGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >be yurocuckold >seethe about russia >your only yuro team gets eliminated by falcons >which has not only enemy russians but is owned by an enemy muzzie who is the reason you seethe about >your fat faggot kike frenchnigger plays like shit >the only teams left are two russian teams and a hue teamYOU LEARN YOUR FUCKING PLACE NIGGERS

Anon01/24/26, 18:14No.2203188

GOATKOLA "GOATKO" GOATVAC

Anon01/24/26, 18:15No.2203189

Why is Jame time so kino. Least infuriating saving

Anon01/24/26, 18:20No.2203199

Based Falchads stopping the no fans menace. Now we just need Jame to put a leash on molodog, faglleN and Kwabcerato to finally have some justice on this gay tournament.

Anon01/24/26, 18:20No.2203200

jame ain't ready for what bouta happen #DIADEFURIA

Anon01/24/26, 18:30No.2203222

say something nice about them

Anon01/24/26, 18:30No.2203224

>scrawnders ruining my Jamekino

Anon01/24/26, 18:32No.2203227

>order pizza >estimated wait time is 2 hours

Anon01/24/26, 18:35No.2203236

>respectful clapping for Jame time

Anon01/24/26, 18:37No.2203238

Professeur IQ

Anon01/24/26, 18:37No.2203239

PRESENTE

Anon01/24/26, 18:37No.2203240

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB

Anon01/24/26, 18:37No.2203242

hahahahaha fucking bots

Anon01/24/26, 18:38No.2203247

belch cut confirmed

Anon01/24/26, 18:38No.2203248

what a retard belchonokk is

Anon01/24/26, 18:38No.2203249

I've seen enough. Falfuria on sunday it is.

Anon01/24/26, 18:39No.2203251

We need hltv 1 hour podcast explaining why zywoo evp for blast is deserved asap

Anon01/24/26, 18:42No.2203262

finally

Anon01/24/26, 18:42No.2203263

Are all Parivision players sharing jame braincels between themselves? This could easily be 5-0 for Parivision if the riflers didn't make so many low IQ plays.

Anon01/24/26, 18:44No.2203271

>le jame jenius >folds to 5-7s

Anon01/24/26, 18:45No.2203272

>Lame thinks he can luck his way to the finals

Anon01/24/26, 18:46No.2203276

Anon01/24/26, 18:48No.2203285

he's right

Anon01/24/26, 18:50No.2203289

>sweih didn't participate in the team's pre-match ritual today jame needs to force him in the match break only empty balls allowed on the jame train

Anon01/24/26, 18:53No.2203296

okay belchonokk forgiven

Anon01/24/26, 18:53No.2203297

BENCHODNOKK my GOAT

Anon01/24/26, 18:54No.2203300

bad retake choice

Anon01/24/26, 19:03No.2203312

BASED JAME CUMING BACK

Anon01/24/26, 19:03No.2203313

Professor T masterclass incoming.

Anon01/24/26, 19:05No.2203314

he's winning tomorrow too

Anon01/24/26, 19:05No.2203315

>yuros cuckwatching a BRICSmatch

Anon01/24/26, 19:06No.2203316

>6 smoke force La Professora genuiso!!!

Anon01/24/26, 19:06No.2203321

>called the professor >from a country with zero noble prizes despite 230M people

Anon01/24/26, 19:12No.2203330

rip ultimate isnt gone

Anon01/24/26, 19:13No.2203332

>aieee stop exposing our muzziedominated lands

Anon01/24/26, 19:17No.2203338

Lmao dude how does pari keep winning these 3v5s?

Anon01/24/26, 19:17No.2203339

zweih :)

Anon01/24/26, 19:17No.2203340

>cucked yuros larping as white americans kek

Anon01/24/26, 19:19No.2203347

>larping as a mutilated kike golem kek

Anon01/24/26, 19:21No.2203350

america : cucked by kikes yuros : cucked by muzzies and kikes

Anon01/24/26, 19:21No.2203351

Jame is too kino man. Please destroy falcons

Anon01/24/26, 19:22No.2203353

Thank you, jame for bringing kino cs now that faze are on vacation

Anon01/24/26, 19:22No.2203354

Thread getting shitted up by these 2 /pol/ fags.DING DING DING JANNY TIME TO DO SOME FUCKING WORK

Anon01/24/26, 19:23No.2203355

Anon01/24/26, 19:24No.2203360

inferno probably free for furia but both teams have 100% winrate on dust2 and surprisingly parivision had tougher opponents

Anon01/24/26, 19:25No.2203361

We are waiting for the second map.

Anon01/24/26, 19:26No.2203365

wasnt poopia up 6-1?

Anon01/24/26, 19:28No.2203368

Russian players cheating as usual

Anon01/24/26, 19:28No.2203369

I dont give a fuck nigga you're shitting up the thread too by responding to this shit NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT

Anon01/24/26, 19:28No.2203371

Speaking MOUZ. Did they skip Brap Bounty?

Anon01/24/26, 19:29No.2203373

Spiritsisters I can't keep watching this..

Anon01/24/26, 19:31No.2203377

nothing worth baiting on /sp/ rn you're so fucking mad i ruined your shithole genny kek

Anon01/24/26, 19:32No.2203381

vita / falc0ns was the real final niko mvp see yah fraggers at krakow

Anon01/24/26, 19:34No.2203384

kek dastan

Anon01/24/26, 19:36No.2203388

>not ruining enemy gennies during the peak of their season and they're cucked out of getting revenge because they have no idea where to counterattack kek

Anon01/24/26, 19:38No.2203390

JAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEE

Anon01/24/26, 19:38No.2203393

old russian man speedhacking

Anon01/24/26, 19:39No.2203395

Jame too smart. Zoomer molodoy doesn't know what to do when up against patient Jame then gets driveby'd

Anon01/24/26, 19:40No.2203399

>Nani? He's too fast...

Anon01/24/26, 19:41No.2203401

seething months later kek

Anon01/24/26, 19:45No.2203408

when do the macacos toggle on out of vira lata complex

Anon01/24/26, 19:56No.2203424

AYO Kekindar is not kissing the monitor anymore? That's some aura loss.

Anon01/24/26, 19:58No.2203426

that ingame shoulder cam is sick, they should do it more

Anon01/24/26, 20:01No.2203429

He made a new years resolution change

Anon01/24/26, 20:05No.2203432

magixx bro please go on ozempic and get a real haircut lil nigga you can't keep looking like this

Anon01/24/26, 20:05No.2203433

>zoomer motor skills

Anon01/24/26, 20:05No.2203434

Why did they even get donk to do a fucking throwing activity?

Anon01/24/26, 20:05No.2203435

just came back home from work. Oh nonononono kekitality bros...not like THIS! To a team with 2 stand ins??? Nahhhhhh dis brotha down bad.........

Anon01/24/26, 20:07No.2203437

Jame had so many close clutch attempts today

Anon01/24/26, 20:07No.2203438

nt jame

Anon01/24/26, 20:24No.2203455

Yekindar unironically throwing.

Anon01/24/26, 20:25No.2203458

Lmao Furia's recent issues are purely mental. They shrivel up on a mere round loss, just like spirit.

Anon01/24/26, 20:26No.2203463

With the recent faze rapings, PARIVISION has been a life saver to fall back to when I'm in need of cs kino. IN JAME WE TRUST.

Anon01/24/26, 20:29No.2203470

Why do we love jame?

Anon01/24/26, 20:30No.2203471

I don't know how Jame does it, but he's made a top team out of seemingly weak pieces again

Anon01/24/26, 20:31No.2203476

holy kek lmao

Anon01/24/26, 20:31No.2203477

Anon01/24/26, 20:31No.2203478

awesome

Anon01/24/26, 20:31No.2203480

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO JAMEBROS

Anon01/24/26, 20:31No.2203481

>jame time in 2026 i kneel

Anon01/24/26, 20:32No.2203482

jamebros, we're SO back it's not even funny

Anon01/24/26, 20:32No.2203483

No chair stand ups, molodog?

Anon01/24/26, 20:32No.2203484

i fucking hate this nigger captchago jame

Anon01/24/26, 20:32No.2203485

Anon01/24/26, 20:32No.2203487

Jame you are not going to gift Falcons a tournament right? Haha... Please don't do this to us...

Anon01/24/26, 20:32No.2203488

lmao monkeys

Anon01/24/26, 20:33No.2203489

yekindar is such a retard holy shit. its 2 v 1 and the fucking retard stands in the middle of the whole fucking site, completely exposed by every angle. get this fucking retard out and bring fer or coldzera again

Anon01/24/26, 20:33No.2203490

Imagine if Jame was on Faze. The popularity would never be matched.

Anon01/24/26, 20:33No.2203494

Anon01/24/26, 20:34No.2203496

Never stopped believing

Anon01/24/26, 20:34No.2203497

Anon01/24/26, 20:35No.2203499

kek what a fluke tournament i guess Falcons at least deserve to win a tier 1 event after the embarrassing fails last year, so there

Anon01/24/26, 20:36No.2203506

thirdies do be learning their place

Anon01/24/26, 20:38No.2203508

>Wins the bonanza tooBased

Anon01/24/26, 20:38No.2203509

pari.d2nk

Anon01/24/26, 20:38No.2203511

Is tomorrow BO5?

Anon01/24/26, 20:39No.2203514

So who gets to pick first? Parivision or Falcons?

Anon01/24/26, 20:39No.2203515

>using his holly powers to win the bonanza He's unstoppable >the fucking table is still around I would pay at least $2000 for it

Anon01/24/26, 20:39No.2203516

Anon01/24/26, 20:39No.2203517

Bros, can Jame win? What are his chances tomorrow realistically. Also what happens to zonic if falcons win.

Anon01/24/26, 20:41No.2203520

will pari win though?

Anon01/24/26, 20:42No.2203523

>awper with lower stats than the 34yo IGL i've seen enough, if niggas call NiKo a giga choker for less i don't know what they call this egocentric mf

Anon01/24/26, 20:43No.2203526

Whatever happened to the Mongolz?

Anon01/24/26, 20:44No.2203528

Yekindar refused to shake hands with Dastanhttps://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/BitterSmilingRaccoonDxCat-GOAFLirBD8wE9RkFThey have history or sumthing?

Anon01/24/26, 20:47No.2203536

is jame better than wonderful?

Anon01/24/26, 20:49No.2203542

Why do we love niko again?

Anon01/24/26, 20:55No.2203555

>pisses and shits all over donkey and his baits >beats #2 and is now in the grand final His smile? Restored His optimism? Reborn zweight my cute little chungus I hope you win this shitty tournament. God I hate this bounty shit.

Anon01/24/26, 21:00No.2203570

What's up with the Brazillian hate? sp fags having a tantrum again? Bro no one cares about your football beef lol

Anon01/24/26, 21:01No.2203575

>all the spirit fanboy cope

Anon01/24/26, 21:05No.2203586

>russians in GF >yurocucks seething >desperately trying to damage control by making it about spirit and not russia kek

Anon01/24/26, 21:05No.2203589

Afinal, do que esses demônios brancos estão falando?

Anon01/24/26, 21:09No.2203597

bookies have Falcons favored at under 1.50 odds. i mean they are without a doubt the better team but i would give them slightly lower chances. it's a stand-in after all, though he seems to be taught well what to do.

Anon01/24/26, 21:10No.2203598

Gonna read the whole Bible before the game to make sure Jame wins this shit. God please don't let Failcons win anything but that please.

Anon01/24/26, 21:11No.2203599

Maybe bench magixx, make zontix IGL and sign new star rifler to put as anchor?

Anon01/24/26, 21:17No.2203617

what are they thinking now?

Anon01/24/26, 21:18No.2203622

pari neutralized donk and molodoy but GODESY is uncounterable #WeAreHere

Anon01/24/26, 21:19No.2203624

Why are they so auraless?

Anon01/24/26, 21:21No.2203632

Just woke up, when is the famous and aurafull FaZe Clan playing?

Anon01/24/26, 21:22No.2203636

what's hltv requirement for be a rookie? does xielo qualify even though he played major at the end of last year? donk even won a mvp in 2023 so surely he still counts.

Anon01/24/26, 21:23No.2203641

>falcons win pressure to perform for the main roster heightens, kyo starts internally seething and they win nothing all year >falcons lose in a close fashion with nucleonz bottom fragging stars are happy and they go on to win a lot this yearOnly way for it to be a win/win scenario is for kyousuke to channel /strongmind/ and go on a rapestreak

Anon01/24/26, 21:23No.2203642

remember when zywoo fans were laughing at donk for having a 1.10 rating yesterday. donk bros we are so back. French cucks seething

Anon01/24/26, 21:25No.2203647

with Macedonians, you win

Anon01/24/26, 21:31No.2203660

>talk about faze >bring up vitality out of nowhere truly buckbroken

Anon01/24/26, 21:40No.2203683

The Faze-Vitality connection is shitting up the heckin' thread!

Anon01/24/26, 21:41No.2203685

Bake a new bread.

Anon01/24/26, 21:46No.2203704

Us Russians are always on top. m0NESY vs Jame final tomorrow. Polish and French ogres can only seethe

Anon01/24/26, 21:46No.2203705

Anon01/24/26, 21:47No.2203708

>2203695 hahahaha f0zefags absolutely gaped rnthe f0zetroon is now going to spam images so we have to move to his gay thread even faster

Anon01/24/26, 23:40No.2203894

Nucleonz 1 trophy kyousuke 0 soon new rookie of the year on the horizon

Anon01/25/26, 15:36No.2205062

>belchenókk >not belchénokkwhy can't westoids ever ask how to pronounce foreign words and just butcher the pronounciations?

Anon01/26/26, 14:22No.2206960

>play placement matches >win 3 in a row >now matched with ex 20-30k players >clearly out of my depth >most toxic are the ex 15k-20k players (i was 15k) >one guy teamkills me, look him up >18k max, faceit lvl 2, banned for smurfing there the sheer amount of cheaters like this in this game is astonishing, dude thinks hes hot shit when he plays with cheats and is able to reach 18k while not even being able to hold lvl5 on faceit