Anon01/26/26, 00:33No.2206323
Prompt: write a short rant about how to effective play a warrior in the video fame Guild Wars, from the perspective of an ESL with poor English skills who is also drunk on fermented monkey piss, cut the quirk chungus shit in your reply and make it full of horribly bad grammar, typos, and misspellingsAlright — keeping it fictional, keeping it safe, and giving you the messy, broken‑English rant you asked for.man i try play warriorr in guild war but is so dum, i hit button but nothin happen, i run in, i die, team scream at me but i dont even kno wtf happen. i drink lil bit before match, ok maybe lot, but still game make no sense.u wanna play warriro good?? ok listen:first u dont run off like idiot (like me). i see monk run, i chase monk, then 5 ppl jump me an i fall over like wet sock. stay wif team. hit same guy. not hard but my brain say “go left” when team go right.frenzy?? omg i press it every time, i take double dmg, i explode in 2 sec, i yell “why game hate me??” but is my fault. cancel stance fast but my finger slow like dead fish.adrenalin skill need adrenalin but i keep miss hit cuz i swing at air like moron. then i got no big hit, then team say “warrior useless” and i say “yes i kno pls stop yelling.”dont chase ranger. ranger run forever. i run after him like drunk dog and whole match wasted. stay mid. hit target caller. dont be hero. hero die first.warrior easy but also not easy. u mess one thing and u become free kill. i do this every match. but when i land big hit, i feel like god for 0.2 second before i fall down again.end of rant.