Anon01/07/26, 15:51No.2172822
Gentlemen, I love war.I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around Sydney.Some of you have come to believe that I. Like. War. I wish to dash these rumors. I do not like war. I. Love. War.Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war.
You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and you see a rich Anaheim CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his own personal Salamis. Class war.
You make it to work, and you find out that the factory from across the street has almost caught up to mech crafting level, and you just so happened to take a break from mobile suit crafting last night to help the bois take Newman and Richmond. R&D war.But then, you find out that the only ones catching up to you are spacenoids. Race war
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Then you try and post about it on your chinese basket weaving forum, but then all the anons start arguing about whose side is wrong and which side dropped a colony. Flame war.What I am telling you, my fellow Federation servicemen, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the past few days, we are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want a simple war. No class wars, no R&D wars, no race wars, no flame wars, and CERTAINLY no Operation Stardust! Blue-balled for 13 episodes...What I want is a war that only we can bring. A true war. A Earthnoid war. The sequel you've all been waiting for... I WANT WORLD A SECOND ONE YEAR WAR
