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Anonymous12/09/25, 23:14No.2113703Rematch
I reached 3v3 Elite in solo q bros. So happy.
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Anon12/11/25, 12:35No.2116684
Fun game despite the slow devs.
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Anon12/18/25, 17:31No.2137713
Are the teleporting glitch exploits still in the game
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Anon12/22/25, 20:05No.2145422
At this point I'm mostly waiting for the game to go F2P so I can do 3v3 with 5 of my friends (they're LoLbabs and they don't wanna fork over 20€). The question is, if the business model becomes unsustainable in the next year will the devs decide to go straight EoS or will they do F2P first?
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Anon12/25/25, 21:00No.2150542
>had a game where all of my team was probably playing for the first time
>tried to make passes to them and went to GK went they left as soon as they spawned (because of course newbies don't want to GK)
>won the game 5-1
hope they don't get steamrolled by elite autists too fast
surprisingly the enemy team was also like us newbies with maybe only one experienced dude so the game DOES have some sort of SBMM.
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Anon12/26/25, 23:25No.2152196
>post-game scoreboard now does not display a person's scorecard if they leave during it.
Retarded change.
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Anon12/27/25, 14:07No.2153175
Sure, just grab the ball wherever you want bro. Because it's not enough that backpasses negate any offensive pressure already.
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Anon12/27/25, 16:00No.2153296
>that dude who asked for a pass 1564113 times during the game but was never ready to receive it, ball chased like a retard and was always next to a defender
Why are devs wasting time or shit like Fireball mode (AGAIN) instead of implementing things like mute a player's pings or surrender?
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Anon12/28/25, 22:12No.2155881
Looking back at the "hype" this game generated in the open beta days and before release it's a bit disheartening to see its state today. Trailers had 1+ million views, tons of shorts and tiktoks and whether I like it or not (I don't), that's golden currency for any dev nowadays. I think the game has improved a lot but the devs failed to capitalize on it, when they saw the problems on release they should've had all hands on deck trying to fix the issues. The "small indie dev" excuse might be a good one objectively but the modern live service audience has the attention span of a goldfish and if you lose them it's going to be near impossible to get them back.
Of course they can still pivot to a F2P model, but I'm unsure if they will actually go through with this or if it will even bring the game back to open beta levels with 100k+ ccu.
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Anon12/28/25, 23:11No.2155989
I fucking hate this juggling meta so much.
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Anon12/29/25, 19:25No.2157554
Rematchkeks... turns out our game actually sold well (we're in Bronze)https://store.steampowered.com/charts/bestofyear/2025?tab=2
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Anon12/30/25, 04:15No.2158480
>game starts.
>guy immediately sprints out of the goal, runs to the other goalie, and he and another guy spend the entire game there calling for the ball aka does nothing.
>up 2-0 after I score a goal.
>get goalie.
>team lets a guy cherry pick.
>he gets the ball, has all the time in the world to rainbow flick.
>scores a goal with 10 seconds remaining.
>up a goal and we get the ball so no biggie.
>our cherry pickers spams good job after.
>the other cherry picker now sprints out of the goal.
>screw these guys, kick an own goal.
I do not even care about winning anymore.
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Anon12/30/25, 16:35No.2159106
>join 3v3 game
>for some ungodly reason I am the 7th player, in spectator
>leave
>3 minutes matchmaking penalty
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Anon12/31/25, 02:29No.2159866
Truly a master of the game.
Is this even fun for them
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Anon12/31/25, 11:19No.2160452
>go check what kind of Rematch videos are being made nowadays
>it's only this faggot doing the worst type of slop content (bait title making you think it's gonna be an informative or commentary video but it's just a stream VOD of a couple of games with a facecam of him mouthbreathing in the corner so he can keep the slop mill content running for months and months)
grim
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Anon01/02/26, 23:05No.2164759
>playing as goalie.
>pick up ball.
>lag spike.
>ball is now in our goal.
>replay shows I never touched the ball.
>cherry picker good jobs.
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Anon01/05/26, 08:35No.2169098
I just noticed this season's battle pass has a handful of tiers that aren't exclusive to it, if they're already resorting to filling it up it doesn't bode well. However, this would be quite weird considering the game sold so well...
Why is Sloclap's communication so ass? They don't talk about the game outside of the season and mid season patches, they have a CM what does he do all day? Most of the updates don't have patch notes, they don't post in Steam discussions (and consoles don't have that). It's quite bizarre when you have a "successful" product but don't do the bare minimum on that front.Anyway, games have been good recently due to the influx of new players. It's refreshing having games where you're not sweating your ass off in defense against people doing their golden boost/juggling/ippy slide routine (or whatever that thing with the dribble cancelling is called now). I just hope the game goes F2P sometime this year so I can do some 3v3 with 5 other friends.
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Anon01/07/26, 13:09No.2172648
So are /we/ hopeful about the future of the game or do /we/ think this is going to be a slow descend towards 0 players? Personally if you forget the live service slop aspects, the simplicity of the game reminds me of the good old days when I could launch any MP game or mod and have fun. Kepler are retards for pushing for a release of the game this soon, it should've launched around Christmas in the state its in currently.
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Anon01/09/26, 04:59No.2175847
>guy zigzags all around, thus making a pass to him impossible.
Pick a course and stay on it.
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Anon01/10/26, 15:10No.2178121
Never playing games in the morning in this game again, full of animation cancelling autists here in Europe
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Anon01/12/26, 12:32No.2181496
Probably going F2P by the end of the year, it's the only thing that can save it. Thinking Season 4 or 5 is when they're gonna do it.
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Anon01/12/26, 17:57No.2181824
>play defense
>shut down two goal hoggers rainbow-flicking all game
>other team only got one real attack in the box because of me
>our team has not gotten a shot on goal despite the man advantage
>game goes into overtime
>get a breakaway
>pass ball to open guy
>he loses it rainbow flicking
>other team shoots the ball downfield
>no one covered the goal hoggers
>does not matter because the goalie missed the ball and it went in.
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Anon01/15/26, 13:20No.2186563
its over...
only f2p can save this game...
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Anon01/17/26, 10:09No.2190113
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2138720/view/247268204255118802>no mention of dribble animation abuse or chain juggling
its over...
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Anon01/20/26, 21:36No.2196078
>guy keeps taking goalie.
>he sucks.
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Anon01/21/26, 03:44No.2196596
How do people do these fancy goalie punches
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Anon01/21/26, 04:01No.2196631
Can non-goalies get credited for saves in real soccer
I am just wondering because of all the times I stopped a goal not as a goalie and just got an interception.
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Anon01/21/26, 18:06No.2197570
Not gonna lie now that the "meta" is settling in this game is not very fun to play at high level. If I had to make a graph it would look like picrel.
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Anon01/23/26, 22:28No.2201769
I know new players are bad, and I am fine with that, but do none of them have any sort of game sense or understanding of sports? I see so many of them just run after the ball the whole game, regardless of who has it. I was not doing that when I started.
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Anon01/27/26, 02:31No.2207917
>cherry picking new player with zero passes who has been launching the ball directly at the goalie from halfway across the map all game good jobs the goalie after he gave up a goal after 11 minutes.
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Anon01/28/26, 03:27No.2209484
>5v5
>literally everyone but me is a new player
>match has an eight minute overtime because no one can form an offense
>have tried multiple times to set up an assist
>all three of my teammates keep missing the ball or shooting it at the boards
>I'lldoitmyself.gif
>literally walk around the other team with the ball because none of them know how to tackle without sprinting.
>shoot a corner kick
>goalie makes last second save
>no one covered the cherry picker
>goalie passed to early and own goaled it.