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Anonymous10/24/26, 20:05No.585508158/hdg/ - Helldivers general
"whoops, dropped the ball" edition
>Previous
>>585409417 [/vg/thread/585409417#p585409417]
>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
>MAJOR NEWS
Sep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxw [Embed]
Sep 22 TD-110 Maelstrom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsI [Embed]
Oct 20 Scope of Authority https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL411R2whL4 [Embed]
Oct 20 Easy Anti-Cheat https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/713415392836453548
>LATEST PATCHES
Previous patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_Version
Oct 20 1.007.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715666559007196081
Oct 22 1.007.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708912427613295258

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Anon10/24/26, 20:06No.585508258
If you use mods you're brown
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Anon10/24/26, 20:06No.585508289
Lower the difficulty
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Anon10/24/26, 20:07No.585508396
shooting my sightliner 4x faster than normal in public lobbies, then calmly explaining to the seething host that it's okay because it's a "tech" (exploit) not a mod (cheat)

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Anon10/24/26, 20:08No.585508492
ESKER BELONGS TO THE BUGODS

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Anon10/24/26, 20:08No.585508495

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Anon10/24/26, 20:10No.585508659
Haven't played in nearly a year
Is Arsenal still the mod manager of choice? I remember it being obtuse trying to update some modsAlso, I heard about a cheat ban wave. Does the credit/resources thing that used to be posted still work? I gave myself like 20k but I know there's going to be a bunch of new stuff
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Anon10/24/26, 20:11No.585508734
>the illuminate front is ahead on the MO
how?
WHAT?

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Anon10/24/26, 20:11No.585508770
>OP copied the OP without checking the links
>third worlder is the fp/sp

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Anon10/24/26, 20:12No.585508824
Nice job linking to the wrong previous thread, you moron.
[/vg/thread/585409417#p585447308]
Youre a lying faggot.

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Anon10/24/26, 20:12No.585508852
Damn the damage drop off on the Apex is fucking insane

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Anon10/24/26, 20:14No.585509075
Thank you Shodan this is really fun so far.
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Anon10/24/26, 20:17No.585509359
[/vg/thread/585409417#p585508991]
I can't say for certain and I'm making an assumption, but it looks like it to me. This was an outlier for the whole mission though, the rest of the time it was more-so patrols would crest nearby hills and instead of being blind to helldivers shooting more than 50 meters away from them they'd just open up on us.
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Anon10/24/26, 20:23No.585509941
Question for fellow Shochads, to make patrols/reinforcements more frequent do I increase or decrease from 1?
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Anon10/24/26, 20:31No.585510737
The game is piss easy even at d10 on bugs
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Anon10/24/26, 20:32No.585510831
today I launched hellgame despite knowing better
after 5 minutes of quickplay I encountered back-to-back launch day bugs and got slightly mad
gutter trash game, I'd rather 100% Legendary for the PS3, and as always thanks for reading blog

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Anon10/24/26, 20:34No.585510995
Coomdivers owe me sex

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Anon10/24/26, 20:36No.585511192
if you dislike modders so much why not simply get either of the console versions and disable crossplay?

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Anon10/24/26, 20:42No.585511781
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242165535487/76561198017911696
+D10, bugs
Just a casual stroll through Luxuriant :^)

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Anon10/24/26, 20:53No.585512895
>a second forced loss MO
why is udit seething so much lately?

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Anon10/24/26, 20:59No.585513471
>close game normally
>crash report popupthanks EAC

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Anon10/24/26, 21:05No.585514076
anyone else got their gun sounds be completly broken after the last patch?
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Anon10/24/26, 21:05No.585514107
[/vg/thread/585409417#p585511589]
Is there a way to save a config file or somesuch of my settings?
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Anon10/24/26, 21:05No.585514127
Once I only have, like, force of law, python and ceremony left, when can I expect new stratagems/weapons?
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Anon10/24/26, 21:14No.585514889
What goes through the head of people that ream Arrowhead's asshole all day
What do they get out of bruising their knees to suck Pileshart's and Shams' dicks all day by harrassing anyone who disagrees with how the game is ran
And why do they do it only when it's to make the game more fun or enjoyable and not when it's to make it more challenge and engaging
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Anon10/24/26, 21:35No.585517124
I think AH fucked up something with SC. If I pick some up at a POI, quit the game, restart and run the same map again the SC will be at the POI again when they used to disappear even if you quit and restarted after picking them up. I remember that this was how people used to farm SC way back when, but AH patched it out ages ago
Anyone can be arsed to try it on their machine?
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Anon10/24/26, 21:44No.585518001
I think Apex should also get Flak mode, just triple the amount of shrapnel, turn the Apex into a giant Eruptor

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Anon10/24/26, 21:53No.585518991
475 fine swedish developers died of exhaustion modelling the Liberty Day decorations for your super destroyer (the Liberator was modelled by a third party). You better fucking show some appreciation.
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Anon10/24/26, 21:56No.585519257
And for liberty day this year we got 2 scripted failure MOs
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Anon10/24/26, 21:59No.585519589
>hitting certain enemies directly with the immolation doesn't ignite them cause it's inner raidus is AP 0
>but it's outer radius is AP 2 because of a minimum AP value implementation AH set
>it's just better to throw the molotov at the ground so the lingering fire ignites them instead
>in an era where fire effects have been raped
grim

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Anon10/24/26, 22:08No.585520475
Shodan Enemy Editor is great and all but I still can't go one game without a dozen or so different players timing out. As host, I'm fine, but it's a crapshoot if other players stay in the lobby for any length of time and if I join an Enemy Editor lobby it's a crapshoot whether I time out or not as well.
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Anon10/24/26, 22:15No.585521278
D10
bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242175465518/76561197999417031

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Anon10/24/26, 22:37No.585523241
>release buggy shit update
>"sorry, here's a reskin for the default primary"
>clocks out for my 17 year long vacation

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Anon10/24/26, 22:43No.585523748
>game has patrol spawn mechanic
>from a thousand hours of playing ive managed to deduce the following:
>patrols prefer spawning in the way you're heading and/or looking 70% of the time
>if you're standing still they're more likely to spawn behind you
>if you engage a patrol in front of you, another patrol has a high likelihood of spawning either behind it or somewhere nearby heading for you (backup patrol)
>backup patrol will always involve a reinforcement capable caller (found out via Squids)
>backup patrols are nonexistent on D1-3, rare on D4-5, cointoss on D6 and guaranteed at D7 and beyond
>backup patrols are always weaker than engaged patrol
This behaviour is what makes cities and towns especially dangerous because engaging or alerting an enemy and not taking them out immediately guarantees you'll get pincered. Makes Squid town/city fights real butt clenchers
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Anon10/24/26, 22:54No.585524761
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!

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Anon10/24/26, 23:03No.585525580
Why did Gucci post gay nigger porn in the pervious thread?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/585409417/#q585461627
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Anon10/24/26, 23:06No.585525852
So they really don't have that new strat ready huh?
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Anon10/24/26, 23:08No.585526082
i need moremission types

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Anon10/24/26, 23:10No.585526186
Where's the armor AH?

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Anon10/24/26, 23:10No.585526257
we need more glowing eyes helmet

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Anon10/24/26, 23:15No.585526720
So Vegan's Boot Loader and stupid external mod menu is the choice right now? Either of those first person cam mods worthwhile?
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Anon10/24/26, 23:16No.585526791
Bingus? More like... Pingus!
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Anon10/24/26, 23:16No.585526814
HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE
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Anon10/24/26, 23:19No.585527110
the little strat window pop-up menu i got with HD2 Hud+ made me feel like a little kid again when I found out how it works
and now it's gone
and the child is dead
thanks ah

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Anon10/24/26, 23:30No.585528020
>joins ur lobby with my 400 damage heavy pen constitution (to get closer to that hd1 feel)

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Anon10/24/26, 23:35No.585528446
I THINK SNAKEGIRLS SUCK!

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Anon10/24/26, 23:40No.585528881
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242182355659/
video game

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Anon10/24/26, 23:43No.585529138
Go D10 solodive on Partion.
It's currently the comfiest and easiest D10 bug planet, and the view and mapgens are simply amazing, with fire nadoes on top.

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Anon10/25/26, 00:00No.585530532
>glitch that has existed in the game since launch that forces you to figure out a sideobj blind still hasn't been fixed 3 years later
The more of these minute frustrations you can find and pile onto - the more evident it becomes how utterly humiliating being outdone by a bunch of nerds with LLMs was for AH

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Anon10/25/26, 00:02No.585530738
>Go to Siemnot to farm mindless masses with the AMR.
>AMR isn't free on them, probably because they're a fucking subfaction.
I can't with these fucking retarded developers. They are just too god damn stupid.
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Anon10/25/26, 00:07No.585531169
Bugs
D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242175942434/765611979994170313/4

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Anon10/25/26, 00:15No.585531768
>got bugged
>got botted
>generators just an heroed between waves on squidstoday want the day to dive

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Anon10/25/26, 00:22No.585532381
do i get viper, le face the wall ,or qualified immunity from my recent bond sc overflow?

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Anon10/25/26, 00:29No.585532943
Apparently it's in the game's code for sentries and dogs to actually target helldivers with 1/200 chance, and all the smarter AI sentries and dogs mod was doing was to remove that chance.

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Anon10/25/26, 00:33No.585533254
>Get more than double the kills of the player using the maxigun with my AMR on mindless masses.
Holy fuck. That's embarrassing as shit.
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Anon10/25/26, 00:39No.585533790
If every diver online, RIGHT NOW uses double orbital rail cannon back to back for over 40 hours straight, it'll complete with extra time.
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Anon10/25/26, 00:49No.585534616
My friends swore this game wasn't woke, I finally bought it and you literally start as a woman, it refuses to list the gender options as male and female, or call the voice male 1, female 2, etc. The super destroyer is full of non-whites including a black officer telling you what to do. I swear the SEAF are 80% women with southern accents, the community is full of troons and fags. The CEO is an Indian named SHAM lmao.
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Anon10/25/26, 01:05No.585535973
The MO dispatch makes no mention of the specific weapon types needed for kills. I think the intern fucked up the MO requirements. Maybe the swedes will notice in 3 days when they bother to work for 10 minutes.
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Anon10/25/26, 01:35No.585538452
I am just better than others.
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Anon10/25/26, 01:38No.585538610
where's the lobby

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Anon10/25/26, 01:41No.585538884
More like devoid of content
Where the fuck is the new biome and enemy???
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Anon10/25/26, 01:51No.585539598
Can I get a QRD on what "Lower the difficulty" means and who said it first?

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Anon10/25/26, 01:51No.585539609
P-P-P-Paper! Please!
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Anon10/25/26, 02:02No.585540543
>forgot I gave the anti-material rifle AP5 before doing my HMG test
Overtuned doesn't begin to cover it. Either SHODAN is clunky or the game's own way of Projectile ID is. There's aspects of the APW projectiles I want to port over while keeping much of the actual damage/AP/speed/behaviour editing within the weapon tab itself
This would work with the original AP and massively higher recoil with much lower RPM and halved Mag size

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Anon10/25/26, 02:07No.585540923
I wouldn't be surprised if the MO gets changed to 1/10th the original requirement.
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Anon10/25/26, 02:09No.585541047
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242195282159/76561198026977961Diving d10
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Anon10/25/26, 02:13No.585541365

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Anon10/25/26, 02:45No.585543774
Prime time timezone is currently in the middle of the fucking ocean so low activity is to be expected
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Anon10/25/26, 03:07No.585545441
Psst, goys, this thing is FULL of malware and adware and dolphin pussies and illegal CodPoints... don't use it ;)
https://ayakamods.com/mods/did-you-know-you-can-farm-super-credits-mod.5607/
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Anon10/25/26, 03:51No.585548963
sw*des would probably enjoy getting raped so I'm just going to kill them

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Anon10/25/26, 03:53No.585549062
Boydiver status, chuddies?

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Anon10/25/26, 04:11No.585550418
>you can rapid fire your entire apex mag if you're in an ankle deep water
heh
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Anon10/25/26, 04:13No.585550562
>maxicel bringing up, "realism," like a swigger.
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Anon10/25/26, 05:01No.585554113
If Arrowhead fixes the Apex, I think it'll be my new favourite strat weapon
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Anon10/25/26, 05:18No.585555308
You can prove to the whole thread how cool you are and hate this game by requesting a refund from Steam, because the new anticheat is not compatible with Linux. You'll do it, won't you?

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Anon10/25/26, 05:37No.585556495
lobby doko
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Anon10/25/26, 05:54No.585557531
>boost amendment's firerate to 750
>double the recoilYeah yeah I'm a cheatjeet or whatever but it's fun to have that irl nearly uncontrollable full auto m14 recoil

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Anon10/25/26, 05:54No.585557561
So the mod that can make machineguns fire leveller nukes is still functional, but they broke all of the QoL and bugfixes?
And glazers are still applauding this?
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Anon10/25/26, 05:56No.585557693
For me, it is the grenade launcher.
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Anon10/25/26, 06:01No.585557936
>first MO of the campaign was already a lost cause from the get-go because it was mathematically impossible to take two high-resistance planets and a lava planet in four days
>second MO of the campaign is looking equally mathematically impossible even if the Blob concentrates on one task at a time
So, what, is Joel just punishing the community for its reaction to AH's position regarding mods? That first MO didn't even see an adjustment despite the logistical impossibility of it from the outset, so unless we see a change to the current MO within the next day or two the entire campaign is a lost cause. I wouldn't even be surprised if they uploaded the campaign advertisement video after the loss of the second MO, showing us the stratagem we never could have gotten.
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Anon10/25/26, 06:08No.585558358
>they're doing it out of spite!
>it's malicious!
>they hate us!
>they're just being petty!

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Anon10/25/26, 06:08No.585558374
What's the task force doin? modders fixed their problems in less than a day

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Anon10/25/26, 06:27No.585559558
>all these gorillion mods that are AI vibecoded in a day
>still not a single mod that lets me have sex with other helldivers or rape them
Abso-fucking utterly useless.
I don't need QOL mods the game is easy as it is, I just want to have gay sex with anons here...

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Anon10/25/26, 06:30No.585559739
>Yeah bro the video game company is out to get you bro.
Uhh, yeah
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Anon10/25/26, 06:31No.585559841
Hot take: I like how unreliable stratagem bouncing can be, because it's a forceful reminder that you shouldn't take this game seriously. So what if your emplacement/sentry that you wanted to put on top of a ledge bounces down underneath and becomes 60% less useful? It doesn't break the game that one stratagem toss out of the 30 or so you make every mission doesn't land exactly where you want it. Just laugh it off and keep playing, it's not like the game is so hard that one misplaced stratagem will ruin 30 minutes of gameplay. Same for hellpood steering, so what if you land within 50 feet of your destination instead of 20? Just walk the rest of the way. Again, the game isn't so hard that one botched landing out of three or four is going to fuck you over entirely. And even if that one landing does end up causing you to die, guess what, you can try again immediately in a few seconds.
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Anon10/25/26, 06:33No.585559936
I ain't reading all of that but I'm happy for you or sad that happened

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Anon10/25/26, 06:34No.585560030
I mean it in the most literal sense of the word that you are a slave if you think Arrowhead is anything less than malicious in its actions despite the evidence of nearly 3 years of Helldivers 2.

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Anon10/25/26, 06:36No.585560119
>scrolling through stat editor stratagems
>tank reload: AT, tank reload: HE, tank reload: Canister
well that's kind of interesting, i wonder if that's cut content or-
>MISSION STRATAGEM: BUG PLUG
what

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Anon10/25/26, 06:52No.585561186
The desire to reply to bait posts is so fucking high but I refuse to give them (You)s arghhhhhh

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Anon10/25/26, 06:53No.585561226
I really feel like the stationary shroud passive needs a buff. Would it be op if it reduced how loud your guns are while you are crouched/prone? Because reduced detection range means jack shit if firing a gun not called the censor instantly alerts everyone in a 50m radius where you are

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Anon10/25/26, 07:03No.585561845
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242218890312/76561199108851031
d1x bot or bug with shodan, they expect one of us in the crash

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Anon10/25/26, 07:04No.585561870
Can they buff the Mist rate of fire to 600 or something? Lovely sidearm but it fire so fucking slow
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Anon10/25/26, 07:08No.585562124
why do you have gay nigger porn saved to your pc, gucci?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/585409417/#q585461627
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Anon10/25/26, 07:11No.585562247
oh yeah it is "real" american hours
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Anon10/25/26, 07:14No.585562445
>cheaters already back at it
>QoL and bugfix mods steadily coming back
so what was the point of switching to EAC aside from making the game run worse and more prone to crashing?

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Anon10/25/26, 07:35No.585563593
Would you an automaton girl?

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Anon10/25/26, 07:36No.585563625
No, unless they looked like Robutt.
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Anon10/25/26, 07:36No.585563647
FYI if the game bugs out at extract (shuttle doesn't arrive, enemies start to desync, etc) it means the host is a cheatjeet

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Anon10/25/26, 07:41No.585563838
>Want to play helldivers with /hdg/
>everyone in /hdg/ is a cheating scamming head bobbing toilet witch fearers with water bottles and sandals
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Anon10/25/26, 07:42No.585563926
>want to play helldivers with /hdg/
>host lobby
>kick known cheatshitters
>everyone else has a great time
:)
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Anon10/25/26, 07:44No.585563998
Neither of you have ever hosted a lobby

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Anon10/25/26, 07:48No.585564205
stationary shroud is useless prove me wrong
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Anon10/25/26, 07:58No.585564684
People who want to use stealth in Helldivers 2 are huge faggots.
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Anon10/25/26, 08:00No.585564801
whats the point of the sideliner when the eruptor exists and does everything the sideliner does but better?
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Anon10/25/26, 08:23No.585565973
>this major order

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Anon10/25/26, 08:25No.585566097
/who/ here making Sweet Liberties this weekend?I have a ball of dough chilling overnight in the fridge

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Anon10/25/26, 08:34No.585566603
The ORC can't one-shot a fac strider?!!
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Anon10/25/26, 08:55No.585567583
>wake up
>log on
>devs gave bot divers a second ORCS
They seriously cannot have been so retarded as to initially assume the objective was doable in the given timeframe initially, could they?

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Anon10/25/26, 08:56No.585567624
>Low CD railcannons are up.
Noice.
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Anon10/25/26, 08:58No.585567717
>oops we did a fucky wucky
>give players stat-changing mod-like change to their strat amount
Come on now

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Anon10/25/26, 09:14No.585568553
I judge my own performance on how helpful I am as a teammate by how many EATs and XMGs I leave on the map at any given time.

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Anon10/25/26, 09:35No.585569763
>Railcannonx3, Hellbomb pack, Leveller, EATS - Fortified Light Armour - Sickle, Breacher, Jihad AT nades.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUST KILL BOTS
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Anon10/25/26, 09:55No.585570909
can shodan actually increase the enemy spawns? I dont want to balance weapons strats and all that shit i just want more enemies.
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Anon10/25/26, 09:58No.585571094
Why do you looking up pictures of naked black guys spreading their anus, Gucci?
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Anon10/25/26, 10:05No.585571518
Jesus Christ no wonder Barager's are so cucked

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Anon10/25/26, 10:16No.585572246
Didn't Answer The Question Award
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Anon10/25/26, 10:36No.585573642
>Go play evolve
>Comeback to helldiver at the weekend to play one mission for campaign reward
>Easy anti cheat crash machine
I am free. Play Evolve full time it is
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Anon10/25/26, 10:41No.585573981
>other players can take on SHODAN edits from other players even if they're non-hosts
What the actual FUCK is this game's code this didn't use to happen before.

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Anon10/25/26, 11:06No.585575920
Still genuinely one of the best light pen ARs in the game if you're not an aimlet. Even though it was conveniently forgotten when AH randomly decided to buff short mags.

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Anon10/25/26, 11:26No.585577308
>lobby on
>thread is dead
proof beyond all doubt that hdg does not play the game
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Anon10/25/26, 11:39No.585578225
does Shodan let you spam strats ? i already have CE for this but i just want an alternative just in case
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Anon10/25/26, 11:44No.585578525
>increased spawn lobby crashes for for the 4206769th time
wow who could have guessed???
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Anon10/25/26, 12:14No.585580647
>D10 is already a sweat fest

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Anon10/25/26, 12:14No.585580692
I sometimes wonder if that "optimization pass" like a year ago just fixed that strange bug that made units accumulate in the middle of the map, wasting unit count
someone must have a webm somewhere of it

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Anon10/25/26, 12:14No.585580696
what makes people attempt to cope with the swedes idea of making a minigun the most boring thing to ever wield in a horde shooter to the point everything will end up punishing you vs any explosive support weapon/non backpack alternatives that allow for other setups, is it really that hard to give the damn thing ap4 and movement if you arent gonna allow enemies to present their weakspots allocated to these guns proper
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Anon10/25/26, 12:15No.585580749
>anon drops truke
>sweaties rush to prove him right
I knew my theory about rape victims returning to thier rapists no matter the sex of the victim was correct
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Anon10/25/26, 12:27No.585581641
arrowhead made the enemy design near-perfect but fucked up everything else about the game and now we must suffer

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Anon10/25/26, 12:32No.585581961
Watch arrowhead release a semi-auto heavy pen rifle that will totally powercreep the sightliner soon
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Anon10/25/26, 12:33No.585582056
luv me ap3 spicy dill pickle
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Anon10/25/26, 12:36No.585582274
>completely fine with mediocrity (Arrowhead's balance)
>gets insanely mad when people start trying to make things better
you know what kind of people are raised to endure, and even prefer adversity

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Anon10/25/26, 12:38No.585582396
>D10 is already a sweat fest

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Anon10/25/26, 12:45No.585582934
>strategem bounce fixing mod on nexus stopped showing up in search results
ruh roh
nexus tranny janny melty!

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Anon10/25/26, 12:45No.585582993
I had an idea to restructure the balance of the game down to nitty-gritty details such as increasing the variety of AP/AV for finer tuning of the relatively restrictive state of options for balancing; for example, creating in-between AP for every main AP level (2.5, 3.5, 4.5) that could penetrate their respective armors for full damage rather than suffer a 35% penalty, maybe as custom ammo types with downsides. Varied enemy spawns to allow for things such as Stalkers as semi-regular enemies whose spawns didn't rely on the existence of their nests. Unfortunate that since the EAC update that has become entirely impossible for official servers, so maybe I'll meddle with Hellforge.

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Anon10/25/26, 12:48No.585583180
I was gonna say those are all swell ideas till I saw you were a troonforge modder
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Anon10/25/26, 12:49No.585583326
Choepessa IV now:
>CALLING ORBITAL STRIKE
>CALLING ORBITAL STRIKE
>CALLING ORBITAL STRIKE
>CALLING ORBITAL STRIKE
>CALLING ORBITAL STRIKE
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Anon10/25/26, 12:54No.585583639
not like this...

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Anon10/25/26, 12:54No.585583703
CALLING ORBITAL STRICALLING IN ORBITALCALLING IN ORBITAL STRCALLING IN ORBITACALLING IN ORBITAL STRIKE
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Anon10/25/26, 13:00No.585584159
armors for this feel?

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Anon10/25/26, 13:00No.585584162
>"Oh, sorry. You aren't getting a stratagem for this MO even if we did say you would. Oopsie!!"
>"Oh, sorry. You aren't getting a stratagem for this MO because we railroaded you to lose. Ooopsie!"
Send the DSS over Sweden.

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Anon10/25/26, 13:16No.585585338
>The Crescent Overseer's backpack can now be destroyed, killing the enemy in the process.

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Anon10/25/26, 13:25No.585586041
https://ayakamods.com/mods/medic-divers-hidden-stratagems.5618/
Healsluts this one's for you
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Anon10/25/26, 13:27No.585586210
>HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN.

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Anon10/25/26, 13:45No.585587670
>you are big dick sony executive
>major losses from several flops and only a single live service game has been a major success
>the studio developing it is arrowhead
>arrowhead has fumbled the ball one too many times
>you yank the leash around their neck and choke the swigger to death for corporate sabotage
>arrowhead is disbanded, pileofshidt and shamjeet is sent to the surstromming mines to pay off arrowhead's debt to sony
>you now must make the choice on which studio to put in charge to develop helldivers 2 and keep the game alive
>hard mode, you can only pick sony affiliated studios
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Anon10/25/26, 13:58No.585588803
I remember last year's liberty day MO was just as impossible as they wanted us to get 40 million kills with the Constitution (melee kills didnt count either)
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Anon10/25/26, 14:35No.585592201
>open the game
>these degenerate cocksuckers removed spore bugs from map
>close the game

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Anon10/25/26, 14:43No.585592968
What loadouts are you guys using with the Nova?
Been running with a Shield Gen backpack and its kinda fun
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Anon10/25/26, 14:46No.585593257
Literally why would you use the Apex over the Nova? The Apex have insane damage fall off, 0 ergonomic, no 3rd person reticle, have a backpack, billion year stationary reload, why would you use this fat piece of shit over the clearly superior laser rifle?

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Anon10/25/26, 14:58No.585594389
mods status?

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Anon10/25/26, 14:58No.585594407
today i will use the hoverpack
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Anon10/25/26, 15:03No.585594989
>omg killing chaff is so le hard :(
lol.
lmao.

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Anon10/25/26, 15:08No.585595535
Realistically how many SC/hr can I farm while spamming d1 missions over and over again?
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Anon10/25/26, 15:15No.585596239
did ah turn up spawn rates out of spite?

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Anon10/25/26, 15:16No.585596275
>orbital crutchcannon has lowest cooldown now
really?
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Anon10/25/26, 15:18No.585596479
Don't forget that the majority of negative reviews were cheating chinks

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Anon10/25/26, 15:19No.585596653
D7 (yes, D7) regular bots vanilla unmodded lobby.
Lets see if all the chaffshizo babble is true.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242275016543/76561198005075969

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Anon10/25/26, 15:23No.585596983
>Campaigns have made MOs even more braindead and lazy

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Anon10/25/26, 15:25No.585597265
Only a matter of time before we get spore dragonroaches that have their old spawn rates and ragdoll you every 10 seconds
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Anon10/25/26, 15:27No.585597460
No you don't understand, a ton of tiny robots that die in one hit anywhere and can chain death explosions would TOTALLY be more difficult than a bunch of heavies and devastators we just have to put like 100 of them on the map at once!!!
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Anon10/25/26, 15:29No.585597604
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242277645820/
a regular ass d10 lobby (i've tested the d6/7/8 bullshit before and it was bullshit)

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Anon10/25/26, 15:35No.585598238
>randomly guns you down with god tier aim

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Anon10/25/26, 15:38No.585598470
I hope squids have some space mermaids, because I'm doing some HEAVY raping today.

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Anon10/25/26, 15:44No.585599068
Why do I have to cock the Apex again after a tactical reload? That's not how that works in real life. Where muh realism?

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Anon10/25/26, 15:52No.585599871
It's literally impossible to kill the enemies without cheating, the game is unplayable now

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Anon10/25/26, 15:54No.585600143
Why do I keep trying to use this piece of shit, enemies just stand and walk through the fire fine

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Anon10/25/26, 16:00No.585600742
The LC is unarguably a better Stalwart and MMG. Why the fuck would I use either of those two machine guns when the LC has 1000 meters of effective range with hitscan and 0 damage falloff - not that you'd even care about that because you just wave this fucking thing around at all chaff and they drop dead in a second from fire DoT afterward.
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Anon10/25/26, 16:04No.585601145
>Shotgun buff
>Slugger still has 200% drag
>Maxigun buff
>You can move the moment you stop firing and that's it, you still can't bring it against bots
>Brick mods and add EAC
>People mod the game again and cheat again in less than a week

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Anon10/25/26, 16:06No.585601326
Like a personal menagerie of clowns
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Anon10/25/26, 16:07No.585601393
Liberty Day tomorrow???

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Anon10/25/26, 16:10No.585601793
swedish holiday coming up too
and mandated GTA6 break
then 6 extra weeks of back-to-work acclimatization
and, oh no! nobody remembers what version of thing they were working on was!
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Anon10/25/26, 16:10No.585601815
lobby doko

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Anon10/25/26, 16:23No.585603192
You’re a faggot with no taste.

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Anon10/25/26, 16:24No.585603223
Give me a build I can just equip and not have to worry about swapping between mission types and factions.

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Anon10/25/26, 16:26No.585603461
most kino moment of this game was the squids reveal at the game awards
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Anon10/25/26, 16:35No.585604463
I simply will not participate in the MO until the numbers are adjusted
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Anon10/25/26, 16:40No.585605029
I already unlocked everything in new warbond and got bored of it.
When new content???

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Anon10/25/26, 16:41No.585605159
>kill order for the automatons with the railcannon strike
>They decide to lower the cooldown the next day instead of at the start of the MO
They are simply retarded
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Anon10/25/26, 17:00No.585607126
GOOD EVENING SUPER EARTH
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242289744343/76561198065475540
SHODAN d69 bots
Modifiers --- Increased enemy spawns and buffed automaton tanks.

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Anon10/25/26, 17:01No.585607251
>Increased enemy spawns
Oh boy another shitty lobby that's going to crash 5 minutes after the start yay!!!!
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Anon10/25/26, 17:01No.585607254
Hello fellow divers, divegrass management here.
/vg/ League 27 is about a month away and I'm here to see if you guys still want to keep going.
Last season we managed to reach top 3! We got the third place throphy and managed to get a bunch of awards such as Most Exciting Team, Best Anthem, Best Goalhorns and Match of the Tournament!Current roster is in pic related.
Today were doing a poll for feedback regards new players and such you can check it out here: https://polls.implyingrigged.info/vote.html?poll=hdg-vgl27-poll
One of the questions in the poll is regards updates to the Victory Anthem, since the poll website might not let you click on the URL there, you can have it here: https://files.catbox.moe/xaisj8.mp3
If you don't care about the poll, just reply to the post to let us know if you want to keep seeing /hdg/ in the VGL
And of course if you have any ideas for players, music, aesthetics and chants let me know by replying to this post or post it in the poll.In addition, today we're also playing against /END/ - Arknights: Endfield General in the /vg/ League 27 Friendlies in about one hour and 40 minutes.
You can watch it here: http://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleagueFor those who don't know what the /vg/ League is, it's a footie tournament where generals on /vg/ compete to prove themselves to be >the best
More info can be found here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League
You can find previous matches in the match history section here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hdg/

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Anon10/25/26, 17:25No.585609717
any fixes for the nonstop freezing and crashing on linux?
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Anon10/25/26, 17:26No.585609869
Game 2 EZ

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Anon10/25/26, 17:26No.585609883
the truth is, eagle 1 would be bald and black.
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Anon10/25/26, 17:29No.585610130
d10 bots are an actual joke with the free double ORC
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Anon10/25/26, 17:31No.585610363
Even with all the extra toys the bottoddlers are barely going to make their MO objective in time and are thus going to drag the entire MO down. No new stratagem for us and we know who to blame!
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Anon10/25/26, 17:52No.585612542
>Calm down, wrath.

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Anon10/25/26, 17:53No.585612590
i hate brown niggas
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Anon10/25/26, 17:53No.585612596
>585611885
uh oh, absolute meltdown from some little divegrass announcement!
holy moly dented individual
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Anon10/25/26, 17:55No.585612847
>robutt AI slopper getting mad at drawfren again
lol
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Anon10/25/26, 17:57No.585613056
>the near-instant anyone with a recognizable name/style shows their face there's some mutt ready to take up 1/7th of the thread's reply count with shitflinging
And you wonder why I call you subhumans.

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Anon10/25/26, 17:57No.585613063
>585611885
>uh oh, absolute meltdown from some little divegrass announcement!
holy moly dented individual

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Anon10/25/26, 18:04No.585613749
>havent played in months
>join game
>host shits the bed
>join another
>dc
>rejoin
>dc
guess im not playing then
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Anon10/25/26, 18:11No.585614514
Why are shotguns fucking shit in this game
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Anon10/25/26, 18:15No.585614856
>cheats in game
>has an obsession with brown men
>loves scat and everything related to shitting
hmmmmm
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Anon10/25/26, 18:19No.585615182
>585615061
what's your level again?
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Anon10/25/26, 18:25No.585615757
LOBBY
FUCKING
DOKO
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Anon10/25/26, 18:28No.585616125
sometimes I wish we had IDs just so I could know how much this constant shitposting is just one schizo replying to himself
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Anon10/25/26, 18:29No.585616181
Do you think Gucci honestly believes his behavior is normal?
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Anon10/25/26, 18:30No.585616301
obsessed
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Anon10/25/26, 18:42No.585617397
/hdg/ bwos...
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Anon10/25/26, 18:45No.585617725
Why is it that every MO that has a kill X objective, the kill amount is always far, far too high. How are the swedes this bad estimating a reasonable goal? THEY HAVE ALL THE FUCKING DATA!
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Anon10/25/26, 18:46No.585617846
Bolt pistol or loyalist
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Anon10/25/26, 19:02No.585619582
we love liberator sidegrades here
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Anon10/25/26, 19:03No.585619619
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242306203545/76561198023232654BOTS LOBBY
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Anon10/25/26, 19:06No.585619952
manager here, sorry guys, but the /END/ manager gave me a blowie so i had to let them win

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Anon10/25/26, 19:22No.585621692
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242308470199/76561198017911696
D11, whatever
More dangerous and numerous enemies (no increased cap to keep things stable).

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Anon10/25/26, 19:38No.585623287
Reduced Signature is everything Stationary Shroud wish it could be
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Anon10/25/26, 19:57No.585625429
>have to restart my PC every time I want to play the game and launch it before any other program or I get errors
Man
Why can't the sw*des do anything right
I just want to play videogames

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Anon10/25/26, 20:01No.585625792
The only thing that makes this game playable is this thread. I really cannot imagine how I would've been playing this game without this cancerous yet mostly comfy place.

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Anon10/25/26, 20:03No.585625975
lobby doko
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Anon10/25/26, 20:22No.585627934
ALICEsister lobby doko?

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Anon10/25/26, 20:34No.585629146

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Anon10/25/26, 20:36No.585629338
uh oh guccibrown melty
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Anon10/25/26, 20:41No.585629901
These bastards could have made a copy of liberator but not bullpup, like one-two but without a grenade launcher, but instead we get another ugly bullpup shit.

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Anon10/25/26, 20:44No.585630192
Think I've hit the nail with the APW-geared MG from before. This thing plays like a support slot Breacher but for heavies and superheavies
>damage just shy of the sightliner but a little over half its durable damage
>300/450/600 RPM settings
>half the mag size
>same reload time as the vanilla HMG
>can kill any medium in 2-3 hits or one well-placed shot
>high vertical climb means continuous correction for auto fire
>massively reduced spread and bullet speed
I'm debating slashing its mag size down to 30 but then it would need one more mag to be relevant, possibly with 1 second less on the reload
Using it with True Grit and it already demands I pick my fights with it so without it I'd imagine it really is a breakthrough tool
Might boost its vertical recoil some more
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Anon10/25/26, 21:13No.585633331
why is it that every space with unrestricted speech after 2019 devolves into /qa/
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Anon10/25/26, 21:14No.585633453
uh oh melty
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Anon10/25/26, 21:15No.585633579
Watching pubbies trying to drive the tank has to be peak ragebait, I don't know why but they really love driving over tall rocks and climbing impossible to climb terrain, there are flat lands all around but they are obsessed with making things harder for themselves.

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Anon10/25/26, 21:16No.585633683
Why doesn't this game has holiday events like other coop games?
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Anon10/25/26, 21:30No.585635050
the Nova is kinda mid, dunno why people glaze it so much
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Anon10/25/26, 21:40No.585636048
It's sad how aggressively shit the Arbitrator is
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Anon10/25/26, 22:20No.585640062
it's all me btw
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Anon10/25/26, 22:22No.585640294

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Anon10/25/26, 22:23No.585640350
>

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Anon10/25/26, 22:23No.585640424
peak physique + apex

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Anon10/25/26, 22:24No.585640518
So since they didn't make a new stratagem, what would you have wanted to get?
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Anon10/25/26, 22:31No.585641131
>slightest controversial opinion warrants being headhunted and called brown continuously by a bunch of /hdg/ nolifes
this is such an awful status quo

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Anon10/25/26, 22:32No.585641276
you should get a 1% exp bonus for every sample you return with
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Anon10/25/26, 22:34No.585641436
why aren't the DSS stratagems like this?
Everyone having 3 railcannon strikes on a 30 second cooldown is the chaotic fun I wanted from the DSS
>Eagle storm goes up
>All players get access to every eagle stratagem with majorly reduced cooldowns and re-arm times
>Orbital blockade mentions sending more manpower to destroyer logistics teams
>could give players access to multiple different expendable stratagem weapons
>Planetary Bombardment gives everyone free 380, 120, Napalm barrage, gatling barrages and precision strikes
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Anon10/25/26, 22:37No.585641697
lmao, I guess it is a badge of honor as a host to get namedropped
Keep seething faggot, ggs to the lads I played with once again

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Anon10/25/26, 22:37No.585641734
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jSTcKljUKpo
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Anon10/25/26, 22:37No.585641749
i'm brown btw
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Anon10/25/26, 22:38No.585641843
>coomtard is retared and has zero shame
many such cases
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Anon10/25/26, 22:39No.585641909
>retared

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Anon10/25/26, 22:41No.585642032
that's bananas

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Anon10/25/26, 22:53No.585643153
armor passive or booster that gives emplacements faster turn rate and more ammo pl0x
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Anon10/25/26, 23:06No.585644317
New
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