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Anonymous09/09/26, 03:06No.580355658/uma/ - Uma Musume General #3309
Prev: >>580335035 [/vg/thread/580335035#p580335035]
>Global Game News
NEW PATCH
https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skills
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki
Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/
Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!
>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg
09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.
09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/
09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian
09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event
09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson Big
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released
>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread
>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Stories Archive
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search

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Anon09/09/26, 03:07No.580355723
this is me, if you care.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:07No.580355762
wei?
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Anon09/09/26, 03:08No.580355806
Cafe (and Sunday) love

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Anon09/09/26, 03:08No.580355831

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Anon09/09/26, 03:08No.580355836
>-1 borrows

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Anon09/09/26, 03:08No.580355838
this thread needs more clankers

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Anon09/09/26, 03:08No.580355843
well....?

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Anon09/09/26, 03:09No.580355878

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Anon09/09/26, 03:09No.580355886
ryan LOVE

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Anon09/09/26, 03:09No.580355934

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Anon09/09/26, 03:11No.580356060
The new thread is Helios. My job is complete.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:11No.580356062
i feel like dying
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Anon09/09/26, 03:11No.580356090
INSANELY BASED OP

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Anon09/09/26, 03:11No.580356098
Is the UmaDash danchou quitting or just resigning from the Danchud position

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Anon09/09/26, 03:13No.580356229
Fuji Kiseki

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Anon09/09/26, 03:13No.580356232
Blessed thread
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Anon09/09/26, 03:14No.580356332
INSANELY CRINGE OP

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Anon09/09/26, 03:14No.580356338
[/vg/thread/580335035#p580355201]
This creature blocks your path
Roll for Initiative

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Anon09/09/26, 03:16No.580356504
Bring me moguri

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Anon09/09/26, 03:16No.580356515
Is anything in the current banner worth pulling for as a newfag? I only have 14k carots.
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Anon09/09/26, 03:17No.580356528
>+25 specialty priority
>charming
This game blows ass.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:18No.580356670
Imagine Helios coming to your office, depressed, and practically leaping across your desk to pull you into a hug so she can "recharge."

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Anon09/09/26, 03:20No.580356769
teio-chan, activate big stepper
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Anon09/09/26, 03:20No.580356789
Drama?

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Anon09/09/26, 03:20No.580356814
I believe most Umas would be abusive wives

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Anon09/09/26, 03:22No.580356890
no one cares what SILLY would do

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Anon09/09/26, 03:25No.580357182
Ruby is for Trainer
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Anon09/09/26, 03:26No.580357267
In progress:
https://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ
https://jiggie.fun/tQh9BZ
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Anon09/09/26, 03:26No.580357287

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Anon09/09/26, 03:27No.580357295
breeding Ruby and the zoomer
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Anon09/09/26, 03:27No.580357358
>noticed I'm having symptons of caffeine intoxication
my brain is all mushy right now I'll be able to condition myself to helios dreams yay

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Anon09/09/26, 03:27No.580357361
>trying to do fan autos
>capping out at 498k fans
So I'm guessing that a med/longer would be best for fans since they can do the biggest races that give 30k Fans per win?
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Anon09/09/26, 03:28No.580357368

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Anon09/09/26, 03:28No.580357371
Has anyone reliably clank SS ratings on unity? Looping your greatgrandparents into unity with free NSM + It's On sounds really good on paper
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Anon09/09/26, 03:28No.580357446

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Anon09/09/26, 03:31No.580357586

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Anon09/09/26, 03:31No.580357591

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Anon09/09/26, 03:31No.580357614
pretty depressed
wish I got the validation I needed
sucks a lot especially when you give it to someone else but don't get any back
feels stupid to ask for so idk what to do
uma musume

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Anon09/09/26, 03:33No.580357724
@umagrok launch 10000 agents and solve the power vs wit dilemma
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Anon09/09/26, 03:35No.580357871

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Anon09/09/26, 03:35No.580357892

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Anon09/09/26, 03:36No.580357962
What's the auto for? Do I need to worry about it if I don't care about whatever it is that you guys are doing?
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Anon09/09/26, 03:38No.580358109

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Anon09/09/26, 03:38No.580358123

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Anon09/09/26, 03:41No.580358395
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.
Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:44No.580358567
weird coincidence only the drama clubs had to recruit this month

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Anon09/09/26, 03:44No.580358576

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Anon09/09/26, 03:45No.580358639
Any cuties around?

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Anon09/09/26, 03:46No.580358710
I love you guys this is my favorite thread and my favorite game right now I hope I get to have fun with you all for a long time thank you for making me smile so much
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Anon09/09/26, 03:46No.580358725

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Anon09/09/26, 03:47No.580358784
Which inherit should I get for Finemo? How about for base Tama (late)?
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Anon09/09/26, 03:48No.580358828
Scans doko...

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Anon09/09/26, 03:50No.580358991
I want to fuck the shit outta turbo
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Anon09/09/26, 03:50No.580359031

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Anon09/09/26, 03:52No.580359130
QRD on the JP server sex update?

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Anon09/09/26, 03:52No.580359180
helios ahegao
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Anon09/09/26, 03:53No.580359252
nexto jiggo
https://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpU
>https://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpU
https://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpU
>https://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpU
https://jiggie.fun/ua7ZpU

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Anon09/09/26, 03:53No.580359253

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Anon09/09/26, 03:54No.580359289
I love my genius wife!

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Anon09/09/26, 03:54No.580359292

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Anon09/09/26, 03:55No.580359402
I want to lose my virginity to a girl who constantly reminds me we have sex on the regular to humilliate me just to console me with affection

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Anon09/09/26, 03:55No.580359407

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Anon09/09/26, 03:55No.580359415

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Anon09/09/26, 03:58No.580359626

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Anon09/09/26, 03:59No.580359667
>Finally get around to doing Sweep Tosho's career
>All I hear about her is she's the "YADA YADA" Uma
>Expect her to be a megusaki brat>The real reason she dislikes being told what to do is because it feels like everyone sees her young age and short stature and naturally feels like they want to give her advice
>While she knows it's with good intent, she can't help but feel that it's patronizing which is a very real and human feeling that we can relate to
>Her career also tackles Classism where the Tiara Umas naturally are assumed to be worse than the Crown Umas
>In the end shows off her "Magic" by breaking down that notion and showing anybody can do it
>Helps multiple Umas along the way regain their confidence to race and also shows to be a legitimately good leader
Wow, Sweep Tosho's career was actually pretty good

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Anon09/09/26, 03:59No.580359716

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Anon09/09/26, 04:04No.580360098
An idol visiting a man's house? How scandalous.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:05No.580360107
What are some grandparent decks?
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Anon09/09/26, 04:10No.580360540
she thinks she looks so tuff

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Anon09/09/26, 04:12No.580360694
Saw this crazy Xmas Biwa in a room, could maybe user her for double Xmas ace and only 1 dom debuff

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Anon09/09/26, 04:14No.580360852
YOU FUCKING RETARD
STOPPPPP

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Anon09/09/26, 04:15No.580360897

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Anon09/09/26, 04:15No.580360919
Does Nakayama have a dirt track? They told me to race at Nakayama and I didn't have a good training selection so just threw her here for the heck of it.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:19No.580361274
REMEMBER KANCOLLE!?

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Anon09/09/26, 04:19No.580361279
where is my uma gf

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Anon09/09/26, 04:21No.580361410
I never noticed that there were two of these

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Anon09/09/26, 04:22No.580361463
https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2097450518952227153CURREN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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Anon09/09/26, 04:22No.580361470

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Anon09/09/26, 04:23No.580361508
>wobbly gay shit
dont care didnt ask twitter turd
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Anon09/09/26, 04:24No.580361589
the only wobbling I want to see are from Taiki's shuttles.
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Anon09/09/26, 04:25No.580361653

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Anon09/09/26, 04:26No.580361761
Its cute tho
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Anon09/09/26, 04:28No.580361883
>zero med S runs so far today
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Anon09/09/26, 04:29No.580361921
i dont care for your wobbly shit
gimme the funny shota porn with the big tiddy whores, or actual uma porn thats wobbly

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Anon09/09/26, 04:29No.580361932
whoa. 50 carats out of a reward in team trials. epico
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Anon09/09/26, 04:30No.580362045
Is "dueling" the green stuff that sometimes pops out for position struggles and whatnot?
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Anon09/09/26, 04:31No.580362086

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Anon09/09/26, 04:35No.580362421
are we winning bros?
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Anon09/09/26, 04:35No.580362457
villainous behavior

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Anon09/09/26, 04:37No.580362565

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Anon09/09/26, 04:38No.580362614
7 and my luck turns around in a few months when ramonu comes out
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Anon09/09/26, 04:40No.580362776

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Anon09/09/26, 04:41No.580362809
7 and I confess

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Anon09/09/26, 04:41No.580362848

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Anon09/09/26, 04:41No.580362856
7 and everyone who's gotten a 4 has their luck turn around, 4 and Shiraoki-sama gives me 4 years of bad luck, anything else and the thread is orange juice

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Anon09/09/26, 04:42No.580362908
7 and one of you numberchasing whores becomes my umaslave
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Anon09/09/26, 04:42No.580362910

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Anon09/09/26, 04:43No.580362940
Kobe Bryant

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Anon09/09/26, 04:43No.580362979
How dangerous is it to be forcing 7s? Surely there are consequences to this.
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Anon09/09/26, 04:44No.580362990
uma&co has been quite ever since the thing..... they all lost the will to play after umama pumped and dumped them
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Anon09/09/26, 04:44No.580363045
Who is this big beautiful red lady that's in every single one of my races?

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Anon09/09/26, 04:47No.580363198
He's right tho, without /uma/ I wouldn't have sticked with this game for so long.
Love you guys

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Anon09/09/26, 04:47No.580363206
Unfunny and boring EuroSea hours

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Anon09/09/26, 04:47No.580363226
7 and we all become umaslaves to Shiraoki-sama
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Anon09/09/26, 04:47No.580363243
8 and all you retards go back to hell where all the shiraoki cultists deserve to be

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Anon09/09/26, 04:51No.580363432
Place bets?

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Anon09/09/26, 04:51No.580363439
Today is the death anniversary of Haru Urara
>Haru Urara (February 27, 1996 – September 9, 2025) Debuted at Kochi Racecourse in the fall of 1998. Though winless, she drew attention as "the horse that keeps running steadfastly even in defeat"
Thanks to her the Kochi Racecourse is still standing
113 starts 0 wins in official races but 1 victory in an event held for retired horses

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Anon09/09/26, 04:55No.580363752
Stop rolling your post numbers
Shiraoki is a fraud
Feng Shui too
You can't change your luck
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Anon09/09/26, 04:58No.580363938

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Anon09/09/26, 04:59No.580364030

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Anon09/09/26, 04:59No.580364053
Mr. N__ show yourself here or your Mambo invite will be rejected

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Anon09/09/26, 05:02No.580364245
almost evil

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Anon09/09/26, 05:05No.580364428
All of mankind's progress and achievements culminated in the creation of Mayano Top Gun.

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Anon09/09/26, 05:05No.580364448
I did it. Is it coincidence that I finished URA finals with both fronts?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:09No.580364713

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Anon09/09/26, 05:13No.580364987

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Anon09/09/26, 05:16No.580365175
Will I regret this?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:18No.580365270
>finally 5 star Teio because she's my favorite
>do a run with her because it's been a while
>fuck up badly
>give up on senior year
>throw a 10 roll on Zephyr's banner
>rainbow gate
>could it be?
>it's Teio

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Anon09/09/26, 05:18No.580365284

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Anon09/09/26, 05:20No.580365426
how many years I must wait for Transcend?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:21No.580365497

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Anon09/09/26, 05:24No.580365709
sinful uma who uses her body to lure unsuspecting trainers to tomakomai

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Anon09/09/26, 05:25No.580365763

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Anon09/09/26, 05:27No.580365871
I want to fill Flash's bakery oven with my white stuff

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Anon09/09/26, 05:27No.580365882
did we ever get an explanation of why Tamamo suddenly becomes a Soul Water character?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:30No.580366049
We fucked

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Anon09/09/26, 05:35No.580366328
Wait this voice is Yui-chan. Why is she not playing a loli here?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:37No.580366421
name three (4) uma musume with spanish names El Condor Pasa doesn't count

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Anon09/09/26, 05:37No.580366443
maybe Ardan wouldn't be injured so often if she wasn't plapping her trainer at mach 5 every night

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Anon09/09/26, 05:38No.580366450
someone post that witGODs card expiration png
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Anon09/09/26, 05:39No.580366509
>try to sleep
>mind goes into overdrive mode to remind me of everything stupid I've done
>want to kill myself
umamusume for this feel

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Anon09/09/26, 05:39No.580366526
mejiro FARDAN hehe
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Anon09/09/26, 05:41No.580366624
How many of you are gay?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:41No.580366645
Who's the Shiroko of Uma Musume: Pretty Dahby?
Oguri?
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Anon09/09/26, 05:43No.580366757
So do I just now circle through 3 umas and keep reusing them as parents for the next one?
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Anon09/09/26, 05:43No.580366771
>wanted to read Inari One story
>forget to remove short events from starts
Nyooooo
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Anon09/09/26, 05:44No.580366802
Duramente is a spanish word? I thought it was italian

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Anon09/09/26, 05:47No.580366991
is it worth making a maruzensky parent for endclosers
i need to farm her bond to get casual outfit
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Anon09/09/26, 05:48No.580367062
no it is not worth making Maruzensky a parent although it is very fun to try
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Anon09/09/26, 05:49No.580367065

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Anon09/09/26, 05:49No.580367096

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Anon09/09/26, 05:52No.580367280

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Anon09/09/26, 05:53No.580367336
>amerimutts mistaking spanish with italian

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Anon09/09/26, 05:54No.580367403
https://x.com/aeru_joba/status/2097526979943895474
RIP

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Anon09/09/26, 05:54No.580367413

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Anon09/09/26, 05:56No.580367507
I need more

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Anon09/09/26, 05:57No.580367541

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Anon09/09/26, 05:58No.580367608

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Anon09/09/26, 05:58No.580367635
Which umas are KINO?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:59No.580367665

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Anon09/09/26, 06:03No.580367916
Uh oh melty

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Anon09/09/26, 06:05No.580368062
You guys couldn't handle the real gameplay that was MANT

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Anon09/09/26, 06:07No.580368204
I'm thinking
Is it a good idea to place Inari one in TT in dirt? (instead of Haru Urara)
She is supposed to be long...

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Anon09/09/26, 06:09No.580368298
is L'arc fun? where does it sits among the last three scenarios?

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Anon09/09/26, 06:09No.580368327
Cutie

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Anon09/09/26, 06:12No.580368473
>you can clank an SS in unity with 25 races
You'd need shit ton of gold skills from pal cards though, even this is barely just scratched into SS with 3.5k SP

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Anon09/09/26, 06:13No.580368540
i blame LLSIF for making me a fan of idol gachas

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Anon09/09/26, 06:13No.580368547
Am I only getting blue stats during inspiration because my affinity is only a single circle? Before this I was getting a bunch of pinks and whites as well with double circle.
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Anon09/09/26, 06:14No.580368590
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Anon09/09/26, 06:15No.580368636
LoveLive has an ugly art style and is only good for porn
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Anon09/09/26, 06:15No.580368679
Oh shit, everyone gets to wear glasses in wit lv 5? I just love girls with glasses.

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Anon09/09/26, 06:19No.580368913
Look at my horse
Too bad I missed Pace S.

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Anon09/09/26, 06:21No.580369024

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Anon09/09/26, 06:22No.580369132
Finally got 2 usable great grandparents. Fan gain’s gonna tank for now. Gomen danchou!

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Anon09/09/26, 06:22No.580369140
It's been a year huh
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Anon09/09/26, 06:26No.580369357
Smart Falcon...

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Anon09/09/26, 06:27No.580369435
Are we posting glasses Umas now?

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Anon09/09/26, 06:29No.580369546
Just wanted to do a 10 pull to get new girls to train.

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Anon09/09/26, 06:29No.580369547

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Anon09/09/26, 06:30No.580369586
This is the only glasses uma I found in my folder and I regret nothing I've lost gallons to it
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Anon09/09/26, 06:33No.580369775
oh no no no she so small

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Anon09/09/26, 06:43No.580370358
grown ass womam
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Anon09/09/26, 06:43No.580370361
WEI thread

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Anon09/09/26, 06:45No.580370515
My Rickey fucking suucks
Is 550 stam too little for dirt mile TT?

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Anon09/09/26, 06:47No.580370623
What are you eating today?

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Anon09/09/26, 06:50No.580370831
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Anon09/09/26, 06:53No.580371012
post something cute

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Anon09/09/26, 06:56No.580371179
What is the first white spark breakthrough? A+?
Im going to fanmaxxx half tp URA but wondering if I should do something retarded like +55 races and just get B+ umas or maybe reduce the racecount a bit and get A+ in hopes of gigaloopa

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Anon09/09/26, 06:56No.580371217
A day with amagami posting is a good day

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Anon09/09/26, 06:56No.580371242
why does /uma/ like boring characters like logotype
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Anon09/09/26, 06:58No.580371368
Fact: Smart Falcon

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Anon09/09/26, 06:59No.580371381
Imagine being such a massive fudge packing homosexual you don't like characters like Logotype

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Anon09/09/26, 07:00No.580371442
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX

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Anon09/09/26, 07:00No.580371464
Reading Inari One story, i will keep you posted

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Anon09/09/26, 07:01No.580371487
>never heard of logotype
>look up
>still not playable
pain
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Anon09/09/26, 07:01No.580371532
Type this

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Anon09/09/26, 07:02No.580371557

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Anon09/09/26, 07:02No.580371604
fdsfgs

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Anon09/09/26, 07:03No.580371662
Speaking of unplayable umas, Rose Kingdom when

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Anon09/09/26, 07:05No.580371741
Speaking of unplayable umas
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Anon09/09/26, 07:06No.580371815
Remember this one is mine

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Anon09/09/26, 07:06No.580371827
before the image limit hits,
uma tummer

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Anon09/09/26, 07:07No.580371863
more like taimanin zephyr
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Anon09/09/26, 07:07No.580371918
who is the smartest umamusume?
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Anon09/09/26, 07:09No.580372008
GL could've been better if they lowered down the total overall tokens needed to buy all the songs. It's literally almost impossible to get 23/23 songs which gives you the max stat reward you can get from this scenario unless you have all the planets aligned. Back in unity you literally only needed to beat Riko to get max stat reward
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Anon09/09/26, 07:11No.580372116
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Anon09/09/26, 07:12No.580372190
>click on post career
>see my carat stash changing in values before the loading screen fully whites out

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Anon09/09/26, 07:13No.580372219
is 650 stamina one gold and triple 777 enough?

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Anon09/09/26, 07:15No.580372350
luv plain girls

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Anon09/09/26, 07:17No.580372469
I just can't seem to be able to pass B+ with my current level. I'm starting to feel the need for better cards, as I'm ended up with terrible skills.

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Anon09/09/26, 07:19No.580372564

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Anon09/09/26, 07:21No.580372684
I haven't taken a shower in a month

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Anon09/09/26, 07:23No.580372840
Wedding Dober
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Anon09/09/26, 07:25No.580372937
My midnight snack is noodles and bread
yes all the fats going to my thighs
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Anon09/09/26, 07:25No.580372946
Wait what the fuck? Why are stam reqs for 2500 so high

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Anon09/09/26, 07:27No.580373058
>getting called out as "larper" by people because i want to have sex with uma and/or sexualize her or like her because she's sexy
Wasn't the whole Otaku culture about wanting to have sex with anime girls too?
Why is this bad now?

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Anon09/09/26, 07:28No.580373068
shan't be falling for the disciple of the evil horse Gimlet
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Anon09/09/26, 07:30No.580373225
>he snacked

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Anon09/09/26, 07:31No.580373279
>he still falls for the sloptuber stam gaslights

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Anon09/09/26, 07:31No.580373301
Dober...

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Anon09/09/26, 07:33No.580373378

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Anon09/09/26, 07:34No.580373462
Is there a point on doing this after you cleared out the rewards?

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Anon09/09/26, 07:35No.580373538
Club points... I sure hope the story cards aren't worth the effort.

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Anon09/09/26, 07:41No.580373829
...

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Anon09/09/26, 07:41No.580373854
any bakers
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Anon09/09/26, 07:43No.580373918
naked_nishino_flower.jpg
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Anon09/09/26, 07:43No.580373925
baker gets a smooch
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Anon09/09/26, 07:44No.580373992
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