d2g dota 2 general

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Anon09/08/26, 12:37No.580278502

Game is hard

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Anon09/08/26, 12:37No.580278521

My Dussas

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Anon09/08/26, 12:41No.580278812

Which female dota 2 heroes are shotacons?

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Anon09/08/26, 12:45No.580279094

Buff Hoodwink

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Anon09/08/26, 12:48No.580279267

>Not 'Update Never' Edition baka

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Anon09/08/26, 12:50No.580279404

i will never forgive valve for this jew fomo arcana

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Anon09/08/26, 12:58No.580280059

>zone both offlaners away from my pl completely so he can get easy free farm >clinkz comes and ganks twice >gank bot and get them kills >pl has an orchid, manta and orb at 33 minutes what's the fucking POINT

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Anon09/08/26, 13:07No.580280676

dota2trannypoints said in his latest vid that the correct Lich build was buying cuck defensive items instead of going blink aghs. what a dumb nigger

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Anon09/08/26, 13:29No.580282380

>4000+ hours invested >go all the way from crusader to ancient >realize I want to have fun in life again and not get mad at retards and griefers being put in my team, despite only accepting 5/5 behaviour and 5/5 match quality games >decide to quit at divine 1 >2 games away >lose 8 games in a row, mostly because of griefers >win 1, lose another 5 or so >go fucking mental >manage to climb my way back up over 3 weeks >2 games away from divine, decide to use my secret weaon: the microphone >coordinate my teammates like the fucking animals that they are >they listen and we do objectives, don't overdo the pushes, stay together as a team, even do fucking tormentor several times >enemy can't do anything, because they don't have a zookeeper keeping the monkeys together >reach divine 1 >screenshot and delete game, unfollow all streamers who stream dota 2it's been nice (sometimes) lads, but this is it. I told myself once I'll quit and came back, but this time, I'm not fucking with my mental health and my time again

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Anon09/08/26, 13:51No.580284110

i feel like i was starting to remember the invoker spells in-game but now that i'm not staring at the icons i forget them completely am i dumb for always feeling like tornado and meteor are pretty much always the best things to cast and keep trying to use them when they're on cooldown

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Anon09/08/26, 14:20No.580286124

Why did they retcon Cogliostro being made by Osbert Kettle into him being made by Lorenzo Kettle and then stolen by Osbert (Kettle) This completely convolutes and makes his lore fucking stupid

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Anon09/08/26, 14:40No.580287546

If ench can't ench ancients, are you just supposed to forget about using creeps past 20 minutes?

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Anon09/08/26, 14:57No.580288853

There are idiots in this game, no one disputes that. Then there's a special kind of breed that pick LC into OD, necrophos and pugna. Me, I'm of that breed. I deserved the loss.

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Anon09/08/26, 15:00No.580289115

Old doto enjoyer here, boomer, unc, idc what you call me. But you have to agree that one thing was better, and that was the finite number of commends you could give. It made them special.

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Anon09/08/26, 15:09No.580289830

New griefer meta is buying all the wards and sentries and blocking your team's camps.

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Anon09/08/26, 15:26No.580291394

Is it really griefing if I explicitly tell them I'm going to intentionally lose if they do something At that point they're the griefer, getting me to do it, no?

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Anon09/08/26, 15:39No.580292476

Keep it PMA, keep it BSJ.

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Anon09/08/26, 15:40No.580292542

don't sleep on bulba - one hell of a good invoker player

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Anon09/08/26, 15:41No.580292668

why people keep talking about achieving AGI what about STR

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Anon09/08/26, 16:28No.580297294

Posting a classic. Can you even do things like this anymore? I feel like you just get reported if you don't play your role like you're supposed to. This build actually worked back in the day, you would win mid lane, sacraficing the ranged creep and you could snowball out of control.

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Anon09/08/26, 16:33No.580297695

so, why does marci have an instant courier delivery button?

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Anon09/08/26, 16:40No.580298453

>Play ranked >Be 3k shitter in EUW >Play pos 5 >My pos 1 gets shit on in laning phase and spells the famous words "Kose nanat" >Report, accept the loss, Trump was right for bombing Iran brownoids even if I hate Jews. Only for 40 mins then back to hating Jews as a daily reminder.

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Anon09/08/26, 16:52No.580299503

ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!! >I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM! >I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES! >I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!! >I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS! >I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN! >I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM! LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!

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Anon09/08/26, 16:55No.580299794

Reddit turned this game into league of legends in how you can only play heroes in one way. Want to try a fun build? Nope, reported. Want to play a hero in a different way? Say goodbye to your behavior score. And guess what, 90% of the people on /d2g/ love this. Here's a reddit gold for you all. What a fall from grace, this place used to theorycraft game-changing metas and pioneer new builds.

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Anon09/08/26, 17:00No.580300306

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Anon09/08/26, 17:02No.580300478

My idea was to build Dagon alchemist. I went mid and farmed one up really fast and then started ganking lanes. Eventually, I got dagon 5 and blink and was running around bursting people in seconds. We actually won the game. guess what, I got reported by my entire team even though it worked and we won.

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Anon09/08/26, 17:10No.580301228

>Be me >Never fell below 10k Behaivor Score Why is it so hard for d2g? You just have to be human and not a dog and you're guaranteed max score.

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Anon09/08/26, 17:11No.580301392

>want to play hero >hero banned boring shit game

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Anon09/08/26, 17:15No.580301790

same mfs would tell you the first pick lv1 jungle lc was a genius tactician and not some retard who was reviled by the entire lobby

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Anon09/08/26, 17:17No.580301935

vgh

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Anon09/08/26, 17:17No.580301956

had a 4 man party blame me for flaming their crystal maiden who i assumed was a girl that the other three were orbiting because he kept hugging the tower instead of shooing away the enemy support that was harassing me

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Anon09/08/26, 17:17No.580301993

i get commended when i play enchantress mid maybe you're just unskilled

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Anon09/08/26, 17:21No.580302313

kez's spell audio sucks

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Anon09/08/26, 17:23No.580302553

why does the enemy team get 3 guardians and 2 heralds while I get 3 heralds and a not calibrated

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Anon09/08/26, 17:25No.580302708

Jungling was better because it gave your team 4 cores, instead of just 3. This means you can win more games. You only needed one support to buy wards and babysit the carry. The offlaner got more expeirence as well. A win-win situatiuon.

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Anon09/08/26, 17:34No.580303541

arguing with anyone who played in lobbies where jungling worked is a fool's errand

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Anon09/08/26, 17:34No.580303610

yeah, i admit i grief. sometimes i say fuck it, i'll soft ruin the game. my teammates dont respect me and pick shit heroes? i'll grief. in a bad mood that day? i'll grief. got spam pinged? i'll grief. why wouldnt i?

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Anon09/08/26, 17:35No.580303621

They only got rid of jungling because reddit cried about it. Reddit was 80% support mains who were too beta to play a core role. You could just 1v9 games as jungle lycan farming up a necrobook and taking buildings.

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Anon09/08/26, 17:35No.580303678

we need a grief master hero

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Anon09/08/26, 17:38No.580303906

They got rid of jungling because all that free farm in the jungle enabled boring-ass Chinese farming Dota and that's what actually got early jungling killed.

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Anon09/08/26, 17:48No.580304841

I miss being low MMR I miss being able to get away with anything I want

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Anon09/08/26, 17:54No.580305368

can the enemies see the footsteps of the TB arcana or it's just you and your team seems pay to lose no

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Anon09/08/26, 18:03No.580306315

I wish Marci was real

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Anon09/08/26, 18:10No.580306951

You should only lose role tokens if you lose

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Anon09/08/26, 18:10No.580307020

>Axe never buys blink dagger >calls it the forest they're just never on the enemy team, are they

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Anon09/08/26, 18:17No.580307675

Heroes for the gameplay of Necrophos and Lifestealer that are cute girls instead of stinky boys?

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Anon09/08/26, 18:17No.580307715

>tfw to smart for dota I drink a couple of beers and I play better

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Anon09/08/26, 18:29No.580308925

How many games can I (Divine 5) play before I put my friend's guarian account into the smurf pool?

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Anon09/08/26, 18:42No.580310250

why do i lose mmr when i get griefed? Isnt mmr supposed to be skill?

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Anon09/08/26, 18:43No.580310306

>no patch >no new curio >no act 2

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Anon09/08/26, 18:53No.580311397

i liked the part where they were self aware and mocked their situation and each other

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Anon09/08/26, 18:58No.580311823

How is Pudge having a 5 second bkb piercing stun balanced?

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Anon09/08/26, 19:02No.580312285

>Loss >Loss >Loss >Win >Win >Loss >Loss >Loss >Loss >Win >Loss >Win >Win >Loss >Win >Win

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Anon09/08/26, 19:12No.580313238

mason mason mason LIVE

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Anon09/08/26, 19:18No.580313842

>role is called carry >actually you have to get carried for the majority of a game defend this

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Anon09/08/26, 19:21No.580314162

Your mid for the evening sir

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Anon09/08/26, 19:25No.580314520

Bex has a 70% chance at being the new hero we all know the next hero will be a women since the last 2 were Men

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Anon09/08/26, 19:35No.580315643

you wouldn't be complaining if instead of robots the hats were all the dota girls wearing bikinis

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Anon09/08/26, 19:43No.580316390

I never get the nerd autist obsession with in game lore. Why not just have more in game QoL improvements and patches instead

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Anon09/08/26, 19:45No.580316621

i would ask for more lore if the lore wasn't self aware quirk chungus awkward millennial script

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Anon09/08/26, 19:47No.580316816

dota is funny because the in game players in your games are all mental hospital escapee but on the 'communities' like reddit the vocal players are all extra nice and make cheesy memes

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Anon09/08/26, 19:53No.580317313

heroers of the storm has like double the player count of dota 2

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Anon09/08/26, 19:58No.580317796

Is there a way you can get into a demo lobby to just roam around the map and do stuff? not like the target dummy one. the actual map. I want to be able to fast forward and rewind the game too. anyhting like that?

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Anon09/08/26, 19:59No.580317916

Heroes for this feel?

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Anon09/08/26, 20:03No.580318330

if you pick spirit breaker you need to be skinned alive irl

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Anon09/08/26, 20:05No.580318457

>enemy pa dies >uses buyback foolishly, tps back to fight more, alone, on our high ground >everyone in ally team spawning in 20 seconds >spectre wants to 1v1 her >dies, we lose i'm tired of safelaners either dooming or making the game

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Anon09/08/26, 20:07No.580318597

They said you can't jungle razor, but here I am doing it. With a little more practice, it will be perfected.

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Anon09/08/26, 20:07No.580318602

praise gaben, winning a game into this

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Anon09/08/26, 20:07No.580318605

bro PLEASE skill your W

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Anon09/08/26, 20:07No.580318657

imagine a tied and gagged spirit breaker picker with fear in his eyes you can do anything you want to him you can carve out his flesh and feed it to him you can pierce his eyeballs you can slowly slice off parts of his limbs and cauterize them with a blowtorch so many fun things to do to spirit breaker pickers

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Anon09/08/26, 20:13No.580319268

>my jugg went vlads instead of bfury ooooh okay

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Anon09/08/26, 20:16No.580319521

why is mason hardstuck 7.2k bros

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Anon09/08/26, 20:18No.580319725

why does god hate me

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Anon09/08/26, 20:26No.580320389

>first pick bh >my 3 picks necro you know i'm not going to help you right

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Anon09/08/26, 20:26No.580320435

dogshit warlock uninstall

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Anon09/08/26, 20:31No.580320918

i suffer more than you

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Anon09/08/26, 20:48No.580322426

Just hit 8k hours, have been playing since 2013. That's almost an entire actual year worth of hours. I don't even know what to think, I mean other people just watch tv and stuff so does it really matter.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:09No.580324381

Act 2???????????????????????? VAlve?????????????????????????????

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Anon09/08/26, 21:20No.580325279

>moot created /vg/ because /v/ wouldn't actually talk about video games >/vg/ gets overrun with lonely losers talking about being lonely (aka hornyposting) At least I /d2g/ is... okay... ish.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:25No.580325786

Why don't people who play turret cores utilize their advantage? You can melt a tower in 5 secs with Clinkz, SF, TA. Just hit the damn buildings...

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Anon09/08/26, 21:29No.580326136

>took a 3/4 year break from dota >no dpc >no goypendium >not a single announcement for new content in last ti >no ti2027 >/d2g/ pretty fucking dead >no meme content in ytis the game truly dead?

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Anon09/08/26, 21:34No.580326560

If you could remove 2 heroes from the game, who would they be? and why are they snapfire and kez?

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Anon09/08/26, 21:40No.580327207

I tried the armelt mask of madness build on lich in a demo lobby and it was useless. I guess mask of madness used to not silence so you could throw out chain frost and your Q.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:45No.580327626

>lockpicking minigame why did this filter so many people i thought dota players had good reactions

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Anon09/08/26, 21:46No.580327747

>Why yes, I'm a big fan of the dota lore.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:51No.580328269

the boot one fucking sucks

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Anon09/08/26, 21:52No.580328365

no act 2... no game mode... no TI... no patch........

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Anon09/08/26, 21:53No.580328493

the post TI depression hitting hard what can i do until the next big event

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Anon09/08/26, 21:54No.580328604

mason is crashing out because his 5 is not good

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Anon09/08/26, 22:10No.580330013

what why is dota down? Did they finally pull the plug on this dead game?

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Anon09/08/26, 22:14No.580330381

6 losses in a row surely the reroll i'll get from the next game will be something i've always wanted

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Anon09/08/26, 22:18No.580330829

>pos 4 picks hoodwink >lose This hero is so fucking worthless why do people keep picking it

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Anon09/08/26, 22:23No.580331310

No longer part of the trench, dotards.

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Anon09/08/26, 22:26No.580331652

my bh 4 is giving my waves to mid

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Anon09/08/26, 23:22No.580336956

Luna Crystal Maiden Drow Ranger Queen of Pain Dawnbreaker Lina Mirana Phantom Assassin Marci Templar Assassin Wind Ranger

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Anon09/08/26, 23:29No.580337574

>AM is 6-slotted >Blinks onto the QoP, an intelligence mage, that's been killing everyone all game because she got the cosmetic that makes her do damage >does literally no damage >drains none of her mana >dies really good hero

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Anon09/08/26, 23:33No.580337998

it's nice when it's a close game and the enemy says wp when you throne

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Anon09/08/26, 23:33No.580338006

>Dominate mid >Take tower >Fuck up some gank attempts >Continue fucking up >Lose match >Team blames me for losing mid, despite winning mid being the only competent thing I did all match I just don't understand these people

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Anon09/08/26, 23:35No.580338157

sex with hoodwink

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Anon09/08/26, 23:37No.580338294

the furry pedo homo is spamming furry garbage again

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Anon09/08/26, 23:42No.580338658

I like that Silencer is either the lamest hero on the planet or one of the coolest based entirely on whether or not you have that collectors cache skin

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Anon09/08/26, 23:50No.580339387

erm dotards why is my game showing offline mode

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Anon09/08/26, 23:54No.580339739

it's really concerning the lack of Lyralei the Windranger in this thread

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Anon09/08/26, 23:58No.580340071

mason said dota wasnt as fun as it was 6 years ago

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Anon09/09/26, 00:09No.580340960

>furnigger calling others schizos lol lmao even

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Anon09/09/26, 00:10No.580341050

Thinking one person is responsible for half the posts in the general IS thinking like a schizo. (You)

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Anon09/09/26, 00:13No.580341283

The thread goblin hates windrunner and is 400lbs and eats 12 cheeseburgers a day

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Anon09/09/26, 00:24No.580342156

What if there was a hero who didn't actually farm gold or get gold from kills? The hero would be Shaniqua from the hood and she gets a welfare check and EBT every minute or so for like 500 gold.

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Anon09/09/26, 00:28No.580342524

THEY GET MEGAS AT 30 MINUTES WE BARELY GOT THEIR T1S LOLTARDS WOULD HAVE CONCEDED GG END MY ASS THERE'S A WHOLE OTHER HOUR OF GAME TO PLAY ONE ENTIRE HOUR OF BESIEGING AND YOU HOLD ROSHAN AFTER ROSHAN YOU HOLD AND HOLD EVEN YOUR SUPPORTS HAVE MOONSHARDS 10 BUYBACKS FIGHTS NEVER GIVE UP HOPE We lost.

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Anon09/09/26, 00:38No.580343438

What if there was a hero that actually benefited from feeding and dying? Like every death would decrease his respawn counter by a second, so if you died 60 times you would get a minute off your death timer. Think about it. He could even actually GET gold for dying or maybe give it to his team. There's potential here .

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Anon09/09/26, 00:39No.580343486

Why is Witch Doctor so fucking fast

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Anon09/09/26, 00:41No.580343693

>Cr1t retiring >Flacons abandoning Dota 2 as a whole >No update in sight its over.

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Anon09/09/26, 00:46No.580344153

CONTROLEMS

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Anon09/09/26, 00:48No.580344282

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fucking fucking pull the plug on this game dude.

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Anon09/09/26, 00:50No.580344468

Arcade games are self hosted lmao bruh, they really are giving up on this game.

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Anon09/09/26, 00:52No.580344578

lmao people here give valve free passes damn shame aint it

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Anon09/09/26, 00:53No.580344652

Valve is literally the worst company to ever exist.

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Anon09/09/26, 01:02No.580345360

so what are we doing now that dota is over

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Anon09/09/26, 01:03No.580345417

I just don't get what valve does with all their money? They make tens of billions from steam alone and only have like 300-400 employees. They barely make games anymore and its not like keeping the lights on costs billions of dolalrs for them. They are sitting on a massive war chest I guess it goes to gabens yachts.

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Anon09/09/26, 01:07No.580345758

do we not have a date for the new patch yet

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Anon09/09/26, 01:09No.580345964

CM's announcer pack is so cute bros...

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Anon09/09/26, 01:32No.580347780

mason is losing to a beyond godlike slark

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Anon09/09/26, 01:35No.580348020

Which hero in dota 2 is a rapist?

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Anon09/09/26, 01:38No.580348328

mason is losing to a beyond godlike viper

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Anon09/09/26, 01:42No.580348657

did mason give up on his mmr challenge? not seeing the + and - with wins and losses on his screen

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Anon09/09/26, 01:46No.580348961

is pos 4 qop okay?

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Anon09/09/26, 01:58No.580349931

>Another 49mb update >Launch game >0 Content again >Not even a teaser for shit to come

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Anon09/09/26, 02:14No.580351228

When are they reworking techies? Literally everyone that picks this bullshit hero is scripting with blast off into triple mines, the Real Techies from before 7.00 was nowhere near as obnoxious to play against.

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Anon09/09/26, 02:21No.580351838

I'm losing my mind. I had a head injury a while ago and am forgetting basic things about the game and life. I didn't even know diffusal 2 wasn't an item anymore and I was flaming my teamate for using the shrine when it doesn't even exist anymore. I try to recall certain things and cant remember anything at all. my last game I played juggernaut and went manta into diffusal and some guy screamed at me calling me a boomer and that that build hasnt been a thing in over a decade jesus dont get in car accidents bros

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Anon09/09/26, 02:59No.580355073

game is dead and valve hates us, time to pack it up chat

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Anon09/09/26, 03:04No.580355452

Dota is finished

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Anon09/09/26, 03:07No.580355663

Dota is over, you should play League of Legends instead.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:11No.580356080

moving on to deadlock

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Anon09/09/26, 03:19No.580356703

doturd is over

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Anon09/09/26, 03:23No.580357006

>off+supps refuse to first phase >carry/mid has to do it >gets rape counter picked yea wow we lost

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Anon09/09/26, 03:36No.580357996

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ft5zSjY6n6s Doing this to enchantress.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:42No.580358449

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xvWA0Rp6KYE Doing this to hoodwink

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Anon09/09/26, 03:55No.580359362

mason is winning against a pudge who missed all his hooks

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Anon09/09/26, 03:58No.580359631

Sieg Heil!

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Anon09/09/26, 04:00No.580359738

My mid has this profile pic, how fucked am I?

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Anon09/09/26, 04:26No.580361698

>mason is into korean movies huh

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Anon09/09/26, 04:26No.580361720

mason says the worst movie he watched in theaters is dawn of the planet of the apes

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Anon09/09/26, 04:33No.580362289

This happened in like, 2 seconds, btw

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Anon09/09/26, 04:51No.580363462

I BM pause I spam ping I insult my teammates and my enemies. And you know what else. I win. And the BM helps my team get their shit together. I'm sure there's some science behind this. You tilt your enemies and you push your teammates to play better.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:54No.580363686

I love Rise of the Dawn of the War of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes of the.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:54No.580363702

just had this game, can you guys tell who was mid?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:00No.580364128

I think mason is losing this one

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Anon09/09/26, 05:09No.580364721

dad said i have to get a gf before I turn 30 or hes kicking me out only have a few months left and im wasting all my time playing dota kek

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Anon09/09/26, 05:11No.580364842

>teammate sells a bunch of shit for rapier completely out of nowhere very cool

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Anon09/09/26, 05:20No.580365439

Holy shit this general is still here? Who won TI this year is mouz still going?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:42No.580366736

Augar here, to state, that I'm probably better than (You) at dota.

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Anon09/09/26, 06:00No.580367729

I turned 34 today

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Anon09/09/26, 06:00No.580367759

I haven't played ranked since before they added role queue, how does ranking up work now?

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Anon09/09/26, 06:56No.580371190

This was actual Hell. I was pulling my hair out. This Slark is a fucking KNUCKLEDRAGGER

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Anon09/09/26, 07:06No.580371808

>check bro's recent matches Oh my god, dude. Reevaluate what you're doing.

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Anon09/09/26, 07:10No.580372089

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Anon09/09/26, 07:16No.580372415

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Anon09/09/26, 07:18No.580372530

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Anon09/09/26, 07:20No.580372676

Welp looks like the era of consistent top 4 finishes is over

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Anon09/09/26, 07:26No.580372959

whats your guys favourite patch, mine is 6.84

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Anon09/09/26, 08:19No.580375880

Save should go to Parivision instead of playing mid.

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Anon09/09/26, 09:06No.580378401

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

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Anon09/09/26, 09:06No.580378417

Don't let Raddan winning TI 3 times distract you from the fact that Skeet was unironically the most dominate and winning carry for the past few years.

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Anon09/09/26, 09:15No.580378859

>Can clearly get melee racks >team decides to get ranged and then 2/3 of melee before leaving

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Anon09/09/26, 09:19No.580379065

https://www.exophase.com/game/5010950-steam/achievements/ oh shit, dotards! HoN is coming to steam It's happening!

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Anon09/09/26, 09:31No.580379686

do people actually play turbo?

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Anon09/09/26, 10:25No.580382865

>still not a single arcana in the candyworks Being a lucklet is suffering

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Anon09/09/26, 10:41No.580383816

did you guys know you can tell if your Bane support actually plays their hero by just checking which skill they got at lvl 1? there's only one correct answer

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Anon09/09/26, 10:59No.580384816

is there a way to get the music playing tinker skin without being a fag

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Anon09/09/26, 11:31No.580386874

Are games not being fully analyzed by dotabuff at the moment?

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Anon09/09/26, 11:37No.580387216

Remember when it was supports ganking mid and not the reverse? Unc here remembers.

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Anon09/09/26, 11:46No.580387841

do people still say orb walking or is there a different lingo for that now?

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Anon09/09/26, 12:03No.580388967

How do i 3 Spectre? Fuck safelane

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Anon09/09/26, 12:06No.580389163

>get a particular shitter griefing me a few times, usually on pos 1 >private profile >anime name, anime profile picture >"he's legit Immortal, for realz" t. Steam and dotabuff >finally remember to avoid him a couple months ago >he starts showing up on the enemy team >pre-tilt the enemy team telling them I'm sorry but they're going to lose because he's a boosted account buyer retard who's going to turn the game 4v6 >stomp the shit out of him in lane because he doesn't know how to lane >stomp his tilted lane partner >kill him again farming alone in jungle after lane >make sure to kill him farming alone in jungle before every fight >stomp his team because it's 5v4 with no carry >win every time >enemy team cries and asks us to report him The faggot owed me MMR but now, it feels like I'm cheating because it's an unfair advantage. But damn, fuck that guy. Worthless piece of garbage ruining every game he's in. I don't know how/why I'm still seeing him after a few months. Surely I would've climbed out of his range by now with all the MMR I farmed from him unless he's buying more boosts.

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Anon09/09/26, 12:18No.580389992

Very serious question: is there a guide to learn good raw control mechanics? I'm someone who got into Dota after a lifetime of boomer fps. Really good at aiming and first pov movement, and never played isometric games. What are good binds, good mouse sense, where and how do I click, how do I move the camera effectively? I feel like I understand the game more than I can put into practice what I know. When I watch good players play they just click and press keys differently, the camera is always on point. It LOOKS like they play a different game. But when it comes to dota guides, it's always about the meta.

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Anon09/09/26, 12:27No.580390568

Dude I'm so tired of playing with people never looking at their minimaps sometimes I feel like the only guy on my team who's always glancing to get info

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Anon09/09/26, 13:29No.580395101

Lmao dead general. A bit embarrassed for you. Lolchads keep winning.

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Anon09/09/26, 14:11No.580398317

the monster hunter dk dragon cosmetic is the best hat theyve released all year why cant we have more hats like that

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Anon09/09/26, 14:41No.580401086

if you pick spirit breaker you are a subhuman nigger animal

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Anon09/09/26, 14:50No.580402027

Current techies is infinitely more annoying than the Real Techies ever was.

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Anon09/09/26, 16:12No.580410054

Only way to salvage clownfall is act 2 ends with a beach party and every woman hero is in a swimsuit

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Anon09/09/26, 16:26No.580411540

If you're not having fun then just don't play

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Anon09/09/26, 16:31No.580412037

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1wbhj2h/how_synderens_new_ranked_season_is_going_so_far/Its reddit but this is funny as fuck lmfao

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Anon09/09/26, 16:38No.580412702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJbWc7h_fg

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Anon09/09/26, 17:21No.580416827

easiest to hardest position?

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Anon09/09/26, 17:42No.580418842

why is it always forced 50 streak lose streak forced 50 streak lose streaketc why is there never a win streak somewhere there? why does God hate me?

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Anon09/09/26, 18:06No.580421065

your favorite unconventional pos3 hero?

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Anon09/09/26, 18:11No.580421559

>someone in my game picked this retard why

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Anon09/09/26, 18:23No.580422778

thoughts?

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Anon09/09/26, 18:24No.580422863

2 to 7 at 9 minutes

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Anon09/09/26, 18:37No.580424065

turbo is such a subhuman unplayer mode i genuinely look down on you if you touch that mode

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Anon09/09/26, 18:44No.580424828

just totally pwned another game almost got 1k gpm

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Anon09/09/26, 18:51No.580425498

i havent followed your conversation but for what its worth i think that buying and selling accounts should not only be allowed but is neccesary for the longevity of the game.Its the easiest way to make third worlders put in hours, gaben can take a cut and people with disposable income no longer have to play 100 hours unranked.Enjoy infinite players forever

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Anon09/09/26, 18:53No.580425641

Smurfing and account buying isn't a big deal. And once I stopped using it as an excuse for my losses, I started to actually improve my own gameplay.

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Anon09/09/26, 18:54No.580425728

oh im dealing with the thread bully it makes sense now

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Anon09/09/26, 18:55No.580425914

>Thread bully!

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Anon09/09/26, 18:56No.580425954

everyone shut the FUCK up MASON IS LIVE

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Anon09/09/26, 18:57No.580426061

the thread goblin is even worse than the thread bully. he hates women and eats 12+ cheeseburgers a day and hates the thought of improving yourself and also hates windrunner hes terrible.GOBLIN GET YE GONE

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Anon09/09/26, 18:57No.580426127

>Mom, dad, I think Augar is pretty neat.

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Anon09/09/26, 18:58No.580426204

>be [insert position] main >want to get some more experience in [other position] in order to become a better player >obviously not on the same level in [other position] as the rest of my peers at the same mmr. So my team would be playing a disadvantage if i were to get into a game and choose another role >logically the most fair option to everyone would be to setup a smurf in which i can practice [other position] with lower skilled players since i'm also playing out of my comfort zone so it all evens out in the end >redditors think i'm ruining their game experience cause they would rather blame someone else for every loss instead of focusing on their own improvement sorry sweaty, but i'm on the right side of history here.

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Anon09/09/26, 18:59No.580426260

account buying is based

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Anon09/09/26, 19:00No.580426438

My actual parents are the "Disappointed Parents" stock image. Please stop posting them. They both died to COVID.

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Anon09/09/26, 19:02No.580426559

Reminder: fur boy pedo 1kmmr and gay troon is half the posts in this thread. he samefags tons of posts and talks in the third person. he terrible at dota! watch out

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Anon09/09/26, 19:05No.580426941

>I want to grief games >Noooooo I dont want to play games with other griefers >The behavior score system is broken!

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Anon09/09/26, 19:07No.580427115

>winning in offlane >pos 4 decides to abandon lane >now losing >enemy carry has a free game >lose Why do they always do this?

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Anon09/09/26, 19:11No.580427464

I spent a month with anonymous mode on without doing anything resembling "toxic" and my score still went down. Its flawed.

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Anon09/09/26, 19:14No.580427710

Was there always behavior score? Every now and then back in the day I'd grief a game or two and just get sent to low priority for 5 games to atone for my sins, then I'd be right back where I started.

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Anon09/09/26, 19:16No.580427954

What happens after I defend the ancient?

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Anon09/09/26, 19:22No.580428493

PSG going all out today.

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Anon09/09/26, 19:23No.580428553

reminder that PSG was right about the Shadow Pool

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Anon09/09/26, 19:24No.580428616

who the fuck is psg i cant keep up with all your thread boogeymen

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Anon09/09/26, 19:24No.580428645

There are multiple people who disproved forced 50. Back in the day there was this guy on the playdota forums who started a new account from scratch and just played mid heroes and destroyed every game until he was back at his original rank.Grubby also proved this too, he started at 500mmr and climbed to immortal.If you're complaining about forced 50, it means you are 100% at your rank and right where you belong.

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Anon09/09/26, 19:26No.580428816

mayshitson is losing again

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Anon09/09/26, 19:26No.580428867

Idk what happened but mason's stream has been full doom mode the last few days. he gained 500mmr really really fast and then he just self destructed

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Anon09/09/26, 19:28No.580429018

i got flamed by my carry because i played bad which is fair and fine because i did play bad but that retarded ass fucked faggot his friend in team queue picked gyrocopter hardsupport and went 2/19 while i went as offlaner 0/10 and we lost all lanes hard so did i do right by turning on my mic and calling that nigger a nigger should kill himself? it triggers me to no end that they try to find a scape goat when they lose their lane and their queue mate goes 2/19 on gyro hard support their timber saw offlane was like 5 levels above me minute 11 should i start drinking or how else can i cope?

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Anon09/09/26, 19:29No.580429109

Being in low behavior pool disgusted me of Dota honestly it's just not fun anymore

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Anon09/09/26, 19:34No.580429596

commends SHOULD matter and nullify reports reports SHOULD be limited reports SHOULD take into consideration the reporters performance, or how often THEY get reported or what your score/hero damage/gpm/etc is ingame when you are reportedIf i'm 18/3/20 and i am afk in jungle letting the enemy end because my whole team died for no reason Why should i get punished? Fucking insaneYou know why the system is completely opaque, its the laziest stupidest shit imaginable by valve, the laziest shittiest company in the world

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Anon09/09/26, 19:34No.580429613

Pros are building manta on axe. It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to win games.

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Anon09/09/26, 19:34No.580429616

mgod is gonna rise above the haters and win this bet

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Anon09/09/26, 19:41No.580430187

>retarded nigger runs down lane >it's on my team >again The last 10 of these subhuman griefers were on my team, why are they never on the enemy team? Shouldn't there statistically be a higher chance for the griefer to be on the enemy team (5:4 ratio)? 12k/12k behavior score btw, anyone that cries about being low behavior score is a retard that doesn't realize it's completely irrelevant.

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Anon09/09/26, 19:41No.580430224

mason raped by 3 bkb pierce stuns

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Anon09/09/26, 19:42No.580430330

masonsisters...

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Anon09/09/26, 19:42No.580430345

Broodmother and Techies are the same hero with different scaling.

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Anon09/09/26, 19:45No.580430594

How do we fix largo? Make all his songs do damage instead of just Q? Make W actually useful?

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Anon09/09/26, 19:46No.580430708

mason's run is proving forced 50 exists he gained 500 mmr too fast and had good teammates, then all of a sudden he gets the absolute worst shitters, 3 lanes lost every game his account got flagged for climbing too fast which does happen and he's getting matched with utter dregs to recalibrate him in some way

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Anon09/09/26, 19:49No.580430940

If forced 50 exists, then how can smurfs and boosters constantly climb and get to a higher mmr? Answer: it doesn't exist.

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Anon09/09/26, 20:08No.580432589

seriously what is up God's asshole that he keeps torturing me like this

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Anon09/09/26, 20:14No.580433161

So against mid ench, you can't farm a creep, or you die so you go gank, then she just follows you and kills your laners because she got to free farm do I have that right?

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Anon09/09/26, 20:18No.580433572

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED BY GOD BUT HE WANTS TO TORTURE ME AND TAKE AWAY FROM ME AND GIVE EVERYTHING TO ALL THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND MOCK ME

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Anon09/09/26, 20:19No.580433580

other issues with the system, you can't retract a report after a game

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Anon09/09/26, 20:25No.580434146

>mid ench are we fr

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Anon09/09/26, 20:25No.580434206

feels like every nudota hero is only picked when they're fotm OP

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Anon09/09/26, 20:26No.580434278

everything in life feels like a chore, even this game. whats the point in playing this were all just gonna die anyways

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Anon09/09/26, 20:52No.580436486

I dont understand why there is always +6 heroes in my lane just battering each other well before the 15min or even 10min mark.I dont know what they are trying to accomplish. Im playing 3

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Anon09/09/26, 20:54No.580436710

Arcade servers when?

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Anon09/09/26, 20:56No.580436892

masonchads....

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Anon09/09/26, 21:01No.580437268

i love flame on treenever seen before

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Anon09/09/26, 21:01No.580437274

I used to have rune locations bound to f3 and f4 (mid spammer) but then they started changing the map more often and I got tired of readjusting the binds so I stopped using them

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Anon09/09/26, 21:01No.580437290

Mason is getting fatter every day, his cheeks are getting chubbier every time I tune into his stream. You'll also notice he will NEVER show below his traps/upper chest anymore and will turn the cam off. Fat mason is back.

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Anon09/09/26, 21:06No.580437659

>shitty quartero update >no balance patch >no battle report What are they even doing over at Valve

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Anon09/09/26, 21:07No.580437805

helenalive is so fucking hot now she really matured into her looks

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Anon09/09/26, 21:07No.580437815

>decide to finally play ranked >farm some tokens and pick tiny carry >disruptor leaves lane level 2 to go hover mid for like 3 minutes >i get raped by undying and necro guess thats it for my ranked career, its turbo exclusively from here on out

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Anon09/09/26, 21:08No.580437869

Why is Mason 7k MMR, what happened? He was 10k last time I checked (half a year ago).

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Anon09/09/26, 21:08No.580437876

mason is getting griefed his kotl 5 is blasting waves i think some people in his bracket bet against him to be honest!

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Anon09/09/26, 21:13No.580438306

immortal draft at every rank KINO

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Anon09/09/26, 21:15No.580438448

>finally break my loss streak with a win >game coordinator down NO NO NO NO NO NO DON'T YOU DARE BREAK ON ME

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Anon09/09/26, 21:18No.580438724

why isnt there a balance patch every month or something wouldnt that be a nice system who gives a fuck about dogshit free cosmetics or some dogshit menu minigames

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Anon09/09/26, 21:21No.580438968

i went on an hour long bike ride by the coast and am cooking up some delicious burritos. after im done eating, im gonna have a coke zero and play a few games.

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Anon09/09/26, 21:22No.580439068

I'd nourish Quintessa with my cum.

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Anon09/09/26, 21:24No.580439260

wow. all 3 new sets are shit.

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Anon09/09/26, 21:30No.580439873

I thought the set gave her big green boobs but you turn her to the side and it's still flatrunner, she also literally has no ass but I don't think that's the same ingame

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Anon09/09/26, 21:31No.580439919

>new quartero items have actual names instead of "Item set - Item slot" >no lore fluff I miss the old shit tier items with little short stories about the hero or the item

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Anon09/09/26, 21:31No.580439945

Is the game coordinator ever going to connect or am I just not playing games today

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Anon09/09/26, 21:34No.580440172

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