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Anonymous09/09/26, 08:03No.747205573
>The remake looks exactly how I remember it as a child.
>This is exactly how I remember it looking when I was young.
>This is what I remembered it looking like when I was a kid.
What is this psy-op nonsense?
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Anon09/09/26, 08:04No.747205607
Either grifting or brain damage.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:05No.747205618
I’m begging people not to buy this game. It’s the third time they’ve released it. Just play the original on emulator.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:06No.747205683
Aren't you used to this sort of shit now? It happens everywhere, especially in politics.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:07No.747205714
movieslop and unreal engine demakes are bad... until nintendo does it!
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Anon09/09/26, 08:08No.747205737
They have to do everything to deny/hide the actually good qualities of older things.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:09No.747205782
I'm pretty sure I've seen gay pride parades that are less homosexual than the types of people who come to /v/ reposting smartphone screenshots off of tiktok
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Anon09/09/26, 08:10No.747205827
>as a kid, i imagined fog everywhere
is he mentally challenged?
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Anon09/09/26, 08:11No.747205864
This type of marketing is so dishonest because it pretending them remaking this iconic game is doing a great service to gamers when it's actually just the industry manufacturing consent to bury old games and just replace them with new slop while they remove your legitimate avenues of access to the OG.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:12No.747205909
people brainwashed by nintendo unironically.
if nintendo pissed on them they'd say they always smelled of piss.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:14No.747205991
I thought that was Jonathon Blow for a sec.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:15No.747206013
>colour coding book shelf
Performative reading
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Anon09/09/26, 08:16No.747206059
you see zoomie, back before it was the norm for tiktok and youtube to decay someone brain before they could say their first word, kids used to have this thing called an "imagination" and every old video game took advantage of the imagination's ability to fill in the details of things. This allowed an icon of a single guy holding a spear represent an entire army of guys holding spears
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Anon09/09/26, 08:19No.747206173
People literally only communicate in noise nowadays. This is simply the thing you're meant to say so people say it wirjoi really thinking about whether it's actually true or not. It's a really fucking weird phenomenon. Like they don't even think about the contents of what is being said, it's just a line that is used so often that when all the surface symbols fall into place (remake, improved graphical fidelity) the command just gets executed by the brain automatically. Humans are unironically not so different from LLMs. They have some predictive model about what words should be said, without having any actual thoughts regarding those words.Idk man I can't really explain it but I get the same feeling as you OP, whenever I see it. I always just think "what the fuck are you talking about? the original OoT has always just looked like og OoT in my head, because that's literally what it looks like. and there's probably some subset of people that, when they're told this, execute the next sentence of their predictive noise model brain and will output a sentence like "oh you're just lacking imagination" or whatever.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:25No.747206371
I’m in a group chat with the “people” I work with and over half of them were absolutely redditing out over the reveal, acting like they’d never fucking seen a 3D vidya before. But, these are also the same people that buy every Pokémon release and queue up for cards so I guess they’re used to willingly eating shit served up to them by Nintendo.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:26No.747206410
I don't get it either, when I was a kid I knew that video games were low poly and far from realistic. I mean i just used my eyes but The only real difference between now and before was I didn't notice the texture seams and how muddy textures were but that was probably only from the fact I was playing on a low res crt TV
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Anon09/09/26, 08:27No.747206435
https://x.com/Grummz/status/2097487585098846242
>Alt right influencers already began another hate campaign against nintendo
Every, single, time.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:32No.747206629
Congrats you figured out nothing is genuine
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Anon09/09/26, 08:38No.747206840
Games aren't art. When a movie gets remade people are upset interesting puppets and colors are washed away for generic action Grey
A video game gets remade using generic unreal engine assests for as cheap as possible and retards declare it definitive and le actually you're the weird one for not consuming
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Anon09/09/26, 08:39No.747206878
I'm a millennial who grew up with OoT so I'm the target audience for this nostalgiabait and it makes me feel nothing. Its like if somebody repainted a Rembrandt and said "See? It's the same painting you always liked! Just updated and better!" No bitch, you made something else. Even though I don't give a shit about it I'd much rather have the FF7 remake style of just making something completely different that doesn't even pretend that it's faithful to the source material
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Anon09/09/26, 08:41No.747206990
A tranny made this thread
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Anon09/09/26, 08:46No.747207174
Nintendo is my friend and cares about me.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:48No.747207229
My honest reaction to OP's image.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:56No.747207547
They're golems.
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Anon09/09/26, 09:10No.747208085
How long are you troons going to seethe about this game?
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Anon09/09/26, 09:27No.747208720
A lot of games look worse when you come back to them, because your kid brain filled in the blanks or imagined detail or depth of interactivity that wasn't really there.
If you thought as a kid that a game world was this bustling real living city, and then you come back to it now, you'll be disappointed.But you can make an old looking game that's actually as deep and simulated as you thought games were back then, that's when games stop being like they were, but how you remembered them.Personally for me, it would be Amiga RPGs where I thought they were these complex full worlds and they just never, ever were.
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Anon09/09/26, 09:28No.747208742
A return to form! Im having a blast!
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Anon09/09/26, 09:29No.747208789
Anybody else cringe when you see that tiny tiktok mic?
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Anon09/09/26, 09:32No.747208882
first experience with the tendie cultists?
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Anon09/09/26, 09:37No.747209119
It's true though.Every time I go a while not seeing footage from some beloved games from my childhood, I kind of start just remembering them in extremely vivid detail, essentially with better graphics and much more details added.That's the difference between slop and soul. When a game has soul, it conveys ideas and feelings that go past what pure graphics can do.
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Anon09/09/26, 09:45No.747209447
>holding a clip on mic
People who do this should never be taken seriously. Anyone who thinks anything these people say has any merit should be shot.
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Anon09/09/26, 09:59No.747210070
He looks like he smells like weed and probably went his entire life without rotating an apple, I doubt he imagined random squiggles on Link's straw hat.
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Anon09/09/26, 10:03No.747210234
Why do people always "remember" games like this? I played OoT as a kid, I remember it looking basically like the N64 version does, because you know, it fucking is.
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Anon09/09/26, 10:06No.747210378
grokarina of time
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Anon09/09/26, 10:12No.747210632
Remake Link is dressed like an overweight Millenial woman who sells incense and 'magic' crystals. Then again, those are the kind of women these guys simp over.
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Anon09/09/26, 10:21No.747210948
People say this about every remake and it pisses me off desu.
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Anon09/09/26, 10:46No.747212028
>>The remake looks exactly how I remember it as a child.
ok then just play the original.
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Anon09/09/26, 10:58No.747212587
they have perma brain damage from mixing Arthur and Link thanks to the jab-19™.
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Anon09/09/26, 11:00No.747212693
he is trying rationalise and justify why he is a Gamer as a 40 year old man and not just someone who plays video games. he is proving to himself and others he is a valid member of the Gamerocracy.
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Anon09/09/26, 11:25No.747213801
they are such great fans that they just "remember" OoT and apparently havent touched it in decades.
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Anon09/09/26, 11:58No.747215318
A FRESH COAT OF PAINT
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Anon09/09/26, 12:02No.747215472
Not the first time. This has been the standard shill line for ugly demakes of old games for years.