and their planet is called krieg and they fight

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Anon09/09/26, 08:00No.747205469

cool simplistic names that are way too on the nose are fun and i'm tired of pretending they're not

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Anon09/09/26, 08:00No.747205470

Someone who actually made something, unlike you, a dude who thinks he has better ideas but will never make a single thing as long as he walks this cursed earth.

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Anon09/09/26, 08:06No.747205697

It's called fantasy, you don't use boring names like Pockdip or Shrimpville. You call places Bonegrinder Gorge or Divine Light Valley (if you're Chinese).

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Anon09/09/26, 08:23No.747206309

Instead of shitting your diaper why not just not sperg out about things

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Anon09/09/26, 08:27No.747206427

Sounds like something Tolkien would write.

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Anon09/09/26, 08:27No.747206431

>WTF why is the over-the-top satirical sci-fi setting over-the-top? If anything, you should complain about the retardedly low casualty numbers that are provided by GW, the total loss of life in a decade long planetary war is lower than the one on the eastern front during WW2

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Anon09/09/26, 08:40No.747206917

Shit is cool and that's what matter

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Anon09/09/26, 08:51No.747207349

its not that difficult

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Anon09/09/26, 08:59No.747207641

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ultramar

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Anon09/09/26, 09:02No.747207784

>WHO WROTE THIS SHIT? a genius with impeccable taste.

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Anon09/09/26, 09:11No.747208123

warhammer has even dumber writing than kojima and at least kojima is goofy. warhammer is just dumb

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Anon09/09/26, 09:19No.747208408

The sum total of the effect Games Workshop was aiming for when drawing up something like Krieg at the beginning was just an excuse to paint their toy soldiers in this new combination of colors instead of the older combinations of colors

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Anon09/09/26, 10:23No.747211023

Yeah, it's almost like something that was written for a tabletop game about over the top galactic war.

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Anon09/09/26, 10:28No.747211302

Sounds cool to me.

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Anon09/09/26, 10:40No.747211778

How embarrassing for Chaos that whenever people bring up Armageddon they think of the Orks invading twice, completely forgetting those were the Second and Third Wars for the planet. Nobody cares Angron himself came out of the Warp to murder the planet. Nobody remembers it's the first time an entire company of Grey Knight terminators teleported onto the battlefield in a single jump.It's just Ghazghkull this, Yarrick that, Green Tide the other.

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Anon09/09/26, 10:58No.747212597

>Armageddon >krieg Retard

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Anon09/09/26, 11:00No.747212690

>Just paint your krieg in yellow, steel legionfags. Shit was fucking cash. Now your boomermarines, rhino chasis and dreadnoughts are squatted.

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Anon09/09/26, 11:20No.747213597

funny guys

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Anon09/09/26, 11:47No.747214782

People who are not committing enough to the FUN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNht74Le_FA

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Anon09/09/26, 11:51No.747214951

>"the biggest" >it isn't even in the top 900 40k's setting is that shitty to live in

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Anon09/09/26, 11:51No.747214990

>WHO WROTE THIS SHIT? Andy Chambers, Jervis Johnson, and Gavin Thorpe made the lore. Steve Lyons wrote the novels. Why?

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Anon09/09/26, 12:14No.747216046

>treating a massive bloated 40 year old kitchen sink setting as a whole and zeroing in on the most mainstream blueberry with primarch conflicts instead of focusing on the corners you like, like Fehervari stories, eldritch xenos like hrud and and ghoul star shit and cool entries on IG regiments like Vostroyans and mordian guard Ass media literacy desu to not adjust your lens for the particular setting you have at hand. I bet you rob yourself of your own enjoyment by focusing on Obiwan Costateu or Fantasy Leonardo da estalia too.

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Anon09/09/26, 12:39No.747217358

Space King > WH40

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Anon09/09/26, 12:42No.747217504

Anyone who cares about 40k lore is a midwit

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Anon09/09/26, 12:46No.747217758

idk but i love it

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Anon09/09/26, 13:04No.747218814

I'll take this infinity billion times over naming things after antiquity culture (usually Greco-Roman or Egyptian, sometimes Norse) for the umpteenth time.>Planet ARES >Defended by the AEGIS legion >On the ship ANUBIS >Defending against the VALKYRIE raidersthis shit is so fucking cringe and gay, because it's been beaten to death endlessly. It's how things are done/named IRL, try something different in your fictional setting you fucking hacks.And yes, Warhammer is guilty of this, but it doesn't ONLY do this. Compared to other settings which only do it.

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Anon09/09/26, 13:06No.747218974

You're right Glop Shitto is just so much more creative

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Anon09/09/26, 13:12No.747219329

Things used to be different. Things used to make sense...

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Anon09/09/26, 13:16No.747219558

>"and their planet is called krieg and they fight on this planet called armageddon where they have the biggest war in the galaxy" Sounds bad ass as hell bro

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Anon09/09/26, 13:18No.747219670

>wooden stock where the hell do krieg natives get wood from

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Anon09/09/26, 13:32No.747220594

i know fuck all about warhammer but when i was a kid my brother gave me a metal chaos guy, i think it was a sorceror but not sure. i spent a few hours trying to find the model for the nostalgia but i couldnt find it. feels bad man

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Anon09/09/26, 13:48No.747221694

And what would you call these planets of eternal war, Mr. Unrecognized Literary Genius?

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Anon09/09/26, 14:13No.747224481

why did you make this thread again? [/v/thread/747185916#p747185916]

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