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Anonymous10/18/25, 22:38No.723590198Rogue Trader
>Your metal bird that pierces the veil on wings of steel is truly wonderful, Elantach!
>I fear my presence makes your crewmen... uncomfortable.
>I believe you have much to learn about conversing with an Aeldari lady!
>*pointedly drops a copy of Xenology and runs away blushing*
>I must someday return from my wanderings to lead House Lanaevyss.
>You want ME to lead? If you insist Elantach...
>*1 damage* Ahh! Help me Elantach!
>Ehh? You want me to... to hold your... your hand... while we meditate??? Elantach! I... I cannot! This goes beyond all bounds of propriety! What if someone were to see us?
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Anon10/18/25, 22:43No.723590558
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Anon10/18/25, 22:51No.723591096
I could never do that to my wife.
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Anon10/18/25, 22:53No.723591253
>Your metal bird that pierces the veil on wings of steel is truly wonderful, Elantach!
I've never played with plastic figurines with sweaty nerds, but I'm pretty sure Eldar aren't noble savages.
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Anon10/18/25, 22:56No.723591443
>Speak, Lord Captain
>I have learned much in my confinement
>The interests of House Orsellio align with yours - for now
>I need no Novator to set my path
>You cannot force me, Lord Captain
>Stop trying, peasant
>My vengeance will be swift!
>I see the inner selves of those around me as an ever-changing canvas of colors. What a shame you lack the capacity to perceive even a single shade.
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Anon10/18/25, 22:59No.723591641
>CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
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Anon10/18/25, 22:59No.723591685
How will Dark Heresy one up the Yrliet humiliation ritual romance?
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Anon10/18/25, 23:01No.723591850
The number one Yrlietard makes a thread on /v/
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Anon10/18/25, 23:29No.723593474
Disgusting
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Anon10/18/25, 23:37No.723593940
>tfw dropped it after 60 hours
Every encounter became trivial and I wasn't even done with act 3
Might give it another shot next year when the next DLC drops but ugh
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Anon10/18/25, 23:37No.723593951
I got a good outcome for Marazhai (I did all his quests then let Heinrix arrest him)
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Anon10/18/25, 23:39No.723594052
>no daemonette romance
I KNOW THAT YOU WERE WORKING ON IT OWLSLOP, I SAW IT IN THE DATAMINED FILES
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Anon10/18/25, 23:44No.723594348
Public notice: in early planning Yrliet got abducted and replaced by an evil slut-clone, and this clone was the one that lured you into Cumrag
Then you'd have to choose which is the right one
That's why there was so much emphasis on cloning in Cumrag, that didn't amount to much, and also where the idea of Kibellah being cloned came from
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Anon10/18/25, 23:53No.723594882
Is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic a Navigator fishwife with a humongous ass?
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Anon10/19/25, 00:06No.723595650
You did finish the game as a based centrist right? You did put yourself and your dynasty ahead of every single silly political extreme right?
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Anon10/19/25, 00:06No.723595678
Is a human gellar field enough to keep eldar from going insane during warp travel?
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Anon10/19/25, 00:23No.723596671
Executioner is fucking stupid
Nobody playtested this shit
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Anon10/19/25, 00:59No.723598928
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Anon10/19/25, 01:03No.723599238
I still can't figure out what gets you the drukhari shield as loot from the heartless.
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Anon10/19/25, 01:09No.723599629
CUTE
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Anon10/19/25, 01:10No.723599683
Anyone who has done Kibellah romance, how do you rate it?
Recently learned that you can romance her but I'm waiting for 1.5 before I start new run and do everything the same way as my other runs.
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Anon10/19/25, 01:35No.723601186
Why are all the woman in this game borderline incompetent?
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Anon10/19/25, 01:36No.723601248
Good God, my brother in Twitter please go outside and touch some grass
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Anon10/19/25, 01:40No.723601474
when does the combat stop being dogshit?
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Anon10/19/25, 01:59No.723602493
Any guesses as to what the new classes and companions are going to be?
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Anon10/19/25, 01:59No.723602515
shes so ugly
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Anon10/19/25, 02:02No.723602681
I like the fact that you can keep the Forgefiend.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:14No.723603347
Theodora was so. So. Fucking terrible. At her job. Holy shit.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:25No.723603956
>Pasqal's augmetics become instantly more animated, clicking, whirring, and flickering ecstatically. "Initiating observation log. No data-connectors or sacred Noospheric corona detected. Tech-nature: unknown. I declare Category Epsilon-Alpha secrecy. In accordance with the Canon of Technological Security, this object must be isolated and subjected to the rite of sacred diagnostics. All witnesses will be extermi— warned.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:31No.723604227
All said with the saccharine-sweet supportive cadence of a special needs kindergarten teacher.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:35No.723604448
Yrliet is alright
Her betrayal is very poorly written, though
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Anon10/19/25, 02:39No.723604718
>Look, but don't touch, elantach
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Anon10/19/25, 02:41No.723604786
I liked Jae's romance
She's a fun character
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Anon10/19/25, 02:43No.723604928
Pasqal is way too easy on this knife-eared clown
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Anon10/19/25, 03:37No.723607992
>my unattainable princess
>my Incendia
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Anon10/19/25, 03:38No.723608030
go back to /crpgg/
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Anon10/19/25, 03:51No.723608686
i killed the elf
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Anon10/19/25, 04:03No.723609295
Reminder: Yrliet doesn't make you a cuck with Marazhai. If you allowed Marazhai to live on your ship, you were already a cuck.
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Anon10/19/25, 04:17No.723609939
I hope Dark Heresy lets us send Deldar to Slaanesh again.
>have no problems torturing humans
>but NOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE TORTURED BY SLAANESH
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Anon10/19/25, 05:32No.723613252
Why the fuck meltaguns feel so shit to use? Plasma guns/pistols can do meltagun jobs better at longer range, and melta still can't do shit on anything too armored for plasma without debuffs, while at close range shotguns can just nuke shit + knock shit prone, melta feels like a wet fart compared to other weapons. And for single target bosses you can just use sniper with just 1AP.