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Anonymous10/18/25, 15:48No.723561768*does nothing with 1 billion dollars*
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Anon10/18/25, 15:50No.723561916
Hes making a first person party puzzle dungeon crawler called leavers and chests.
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Anon10/18/25, 15:51No.723561954
he has seggs with a different top tier porn star every night
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Anon10/18/25, 15:53No.723562113
>Spend your time and personal fortune doing shit for hateful videogame fags that complain about everything, including things they don't do
wolol
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Anon10/18/25, 15:55No.723562286
Wouldn't most people? What would you do with a billion?
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Anon10/18/25, 15:57No.723562448
He's making Minecraft 2 as we speak
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Anon10/18/25, 15:59No.723562591
He pussies out of saving the white race with Elon, RIP us
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Anon10/18/25, 16:01No.723562769
Ruined a lot of lives. Kids. Don't post him.
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Anon10/18/25, 16:13No.723563543
I imagine that regardless of how much you liked video games when you were broke and how much you hate the woke marxists turning video games into social engineering tools, once you have more money than you can spend in a hundred lifetimes and can fuck all the child prostitutes you could ever want, video games stop being a priority for you.
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Anon10/18/25, 16:20No.723564067
anyone has that last pic of him where he looks 80
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Anon10/18/25, 16:24No.723564347
why are brown people so angry at how other people handle their personal money
why do you care, you're not getting any of it
do you need to skinwalk as a bald fat swedish man
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Anon10/18/25, 16:25No.723564415
Looking like white uncle phil.
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Anon10/18/25, 16:44No.723565849
He obviously never had any creative drive,vision, or ambition.
Look at the small games and ideas he has shared publicly over the years. Nothing worthwhile or inspired.It's been so long and his social media presence has been so negative I doubt anybody worth a fuck would ever sign up to work with him even if he really did start some kind of studio.
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Anon10/18/25, 16:49No.723566169
why do fags jump on this poorfag when elon and bezos also don't do anything?
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Anon10/18/25, 16:53No.723566497
Pffff, amateur.
I do nothing with zero dollars.
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Anon10/18/25, 16:55No.723566662
This is his worst sin. Guy has enough money and influence to be a counter soros, found video games,movies, cartoons, home schools, advocacy groups, etc that push White wellbeing and chokes out antiwhiteism....and he buys a shitty fag mcmansion and whines all day on twitter.
He's a massive loser for it.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:02No.723567079
>*makes a fool out of himself for 1 billion dollars*
ftfy
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Anon10/18/25, 17:05No.723567278
This guy made the single most recognisable, most successful game in the entire history of gaming medium, likely including going forward in the future as well.What the fuck else was he supposed to do? He achieved something that 99.9% of indie devs literally can never get ever again.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:07No.723567418
money doesn't make you happy
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Anon10/18/25, 17:16No.723568031
What would you even do with a billion? I'd run out of steam after like a million. The only real spending I'd be doing would be giving money to family anyway.>just buy a big piece of property
>buy the expensive guns I could never otherwise get
>invest some? Maybe? What's the point of money after a billion?
I guess I could buy my mom and dad a house in Hawaii or some shit, it's really nice there. So maybe if I go real crazy I spend 15 million, probably most of it on property for my family. What else? What could I even do? Light it on fire by giving it to game developers? No thanks. A huge reason videogames suck is retards throwing around hundreds of millions of dollars trying to make garbage they don't understand. Sure, they'd be doing it for profit and I'd instead be asking for some autism game nobody but me would want to play, but the end result is a game nobody asked for or wants.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:17No.723568115
Neither would I. I would spend it all on getting whores to shit in my mouth, and then give the rest as inheritance.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:19No.723568250
What's notable is that he doesn't seem to care about his health. Which filthy rich people usually do. You can just take some expensive experimental drugs to make you jacked and slim (you would still have to work out). I don't know for granted, but I feel like movie stars and billionaires have better stuf than your usual anabolic steroids. At very least they can have a whole medical team monitoring their health and basically be enhanced humans without any drawbacksThis fat lazy retard doesn't care
I would
Imagine being rich and jacked
That's, like, cool
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Anon10/18/25, 17:22No.723568508
He probably outgrew videogames.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:35No.723569462
The most dignified thing you can do as an obscenely rich guy is become a open, unapologetic decadent and RL gooner, not pretend you're still a product member of society.
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Anon10/18/25, 18:11No.723571896
Notch ripped off my grandfather who was an old coal miner in the 30s. I remember that moment when my grandpa was telling me and notch of his exploits in the mines, and I saw that twinkle and slight smirk in notch's eye, and I knew right then that notch was planning to ripoff my grandfather's life experience and run away with a billion dollars
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Anon10/18/25, 18:12No.723571986
Notch is a bad human being. Even if he was worth nothing he would still be a greasy lazy shitbag who lies as he breathes.
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Anon10/18/25, 18:40No.723573895
Making lefties seethe is free and a priceless joy. I hear they're out in the cold today, seething about America or something. That reminds me, I need to fill up some water balloons.
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Anon10/18/25, 18:59No.723575246
Look. Notch is a faggot. Always was. Always will be.
He's been doing quite a lot with it.
He throws lavish parties, as well as being really, really generous with it.He's cursed with wealth, though. He was lazy during Minecraft devving and he's lazy now. The only difference is he has nobody pushing him, so he does nothing.
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Anon10/18/25, 19:02No.723575490
if I had a billion dollars I’d fucking off to a nowheresville city like Omaha, rent an apartment so I don’t have to worry about maintenance, and never leave my room ever again.
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Anon10/18/25, 19:03No.723575508
Does he still have his money? It's possible he could've spent the most of it on whores, drugs and gambling
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Anon10/18/25, 19:07No.723575786
>1 billion
2.5 billion*
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Anon10/18/25, 19:08No.723575870
As much as people like to go on about "passion", Money and success still are the biggest drivers for developing a passion project. If I made my dream game and got paid 2 billion dollars for it I'd probably find it hard to want to do anything fucking else too, you no longer have that survival instinct, what's the point?
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Anon10/18/25, 19:18No.723576584
Give a rich nobility chad a billion and he will control your media and make your children trans.
Give a poorfag a billion and he will buy a mansion to die alone.
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Anon10/18/25, 19:28No.723577241
if i had 1 billion dollars i would also do nothing dont fucking lie
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Anon10/18/25, 19:37No.723577872
Candy status?
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Anon10/18/25, 20:12No.723580498
DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOOOOT REDEEEM!!!!!!!!
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Anon10/18/25, 20:14No.723580673
>billionaire
>looks for Cthulhubased gaben
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Anon10/18/25, 20:16No.723580817
Don't you talk about me, you son of a bitch!
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Anon10/18/25, 20:17No.723580861
the first thing you need to realize (and this will make you a lot less miserable in life, trust me) is that it's none of your business what other people do with their money
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Anon10/18/25, 20:20No.723581091
>vacation fatass takes a permanent vacation
>/v/ eternally sneeds
kek
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Anon10/18/25, 20:36No.723582158
You're forgetting a key element. LA is basically LGBTQABCDEFGNOWIKNOWMYABCSNEXTTIMEWONTYOUACKWITHME central and Notch has gone on a number of alt-right rants. Given the level of faggotry and shit in LA, especially when it comes to game design industry in the area, it'd probably be hard for him to find anyone who'd want to work for him or anyone he'd be willing to hire for that matter.
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Anon10/18/25, 20:47No.723582853
>take a 2bil deal
or
>please some autistic 4channel poorfagsMan made the right choice.
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Anon10/18/25, 21:37No.723586062
imagine being the real estate agent that tricked him into buying the candy house
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Anon10/18/25, 21:48No.723586748
Money can't fix some problems
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Anon10/18/25, 22:13No.723588503
I think that's proof that he's a hack. Besides Minecraft just being a stolen Infiniminer, and the fact that other shit like Scrolls never happened, it seems like this guy was a one hit wonder hack.
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Anon10/18/25, 22:25No.723589351
Notch should have moved to Japan and live the Japanese dream like what Toby Fox is doing right now. Instead, Notch rots himself in Hollywood with that ugly ass mansion he outbid Jay Z on.
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Anon10/18/25, 23:03No.723591969
>YOU BIGOT YOU COULD PAY ME SOME OF THAT MONEY IM POOR I NEED YOUR HELP HERES MY DONATION PAGE
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Anon10/18/25, 23:47No.723594538
>pol tourist makes this about politics
stfu
notch is an eternal fatcel with or without microsoft bucks
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Anon10/19/25, 00:21No.723596571
When you have that much money, you can't just throw money at things. Otherwise people will take advantage of your generosity and take as much time as possible. "Yeeeeahhhh, keep giving me $10,000 a month, every month, and I'll complete it in 3-5 years."Putting myself in Notch's shoes. I'd try to one-man dev a new project (just like he did Minecraft) and then commission a flat payment for art and music assets. You get paid when you deliver it.
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Anon10/19/25, 00:28No.723596980
>That's the most retarded thing you could do. Unironically. The ones that will take your money are probably pedophiles and satanists.
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Anon10/19/25, 00:32No.723597193
>Case in point. If you got a troon folder locked and loaded, you need to rope too.
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Anon10/19/25, 00:33No.723597279
Unfathomly based
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Anon10/19/25, 00:37No.723597540
>1billion
Microsoft gave him 2.5B, what happened to the other 1.5 or is this misinfo? even if you're donating constantly you don't lose money that fast.
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Anon10/19/25, 01:20No.723600320
uuuuh your giant candy wall? bro?
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Anon10/19/25, 02:11No.723603181
He's eating himself to death with a billion dollar snacks.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:13No.723603317
>*is a fat lonely loser with no bitches despite being a billionaire*
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Anon10/19/25, 02:14No.723603357
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Anon10/19/25, 02:19No.723603620
>you have to keep making/doing shit because... YOU JUST DO, okay!?
Most people just work because they have to
Given enough money to not worry about it, most people would do absolutely nothing.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:21No.723603719
why doesn't he just code it, he made mineycrafta
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Anon10/19/25, 02:55No.723605584
Most billionaires don't. It's enough money to completely cut yourself off from everything and exist as a human hedonism machine for the rest of your life.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:55No.723605590
he will always be a /v/tard
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Anon10/19/25, 03:09No.723606361
>rich people: exist
>OP: grrr why didn't he do the things that I want??? IT'S HIS DUTY TO DO THE THINGS THAT I WANT!!! DO WHAT I WANT NOW!!!!
I don't understand people sometimes
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Anon10/19/25, 03:27No.723607465
>scams facebook with meme tech for $2 billion
>sets up arms company to design and domestically manufacture cheap and scalable weapons
>primary focus is to repel attacks by countries like China
That's how you do it.
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Anon10/19/25, 04:49No.723611309
I'm just enjoying my life and working on few projects.
Don't be mean.
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Anon10/19/25, 04:53No.723611498
>pretends to work on HC
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Anon10/19/25, 05:34No.723613318
Notch is a cuck. He spends millions every year creating raves so that LA nepobabies can get fucked up on drugs and have sex, while he watches on the sideline.https://www.production.club/notch-dotparty
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Anon10/19/25, 05:36No.723613421
Making your own game engine is the equivalent of people wanting to make a big change in their life... starting with cleaning their room and washing the dishes,vacuuming their car etc, which makes them feel accomplished and then forget their actual goal.
It's needless busy-work with objective concrete solutions, it's fake progress while ultimately delaying the actual hard part of making the game and coming up with a fun gameplay loop or engaging story.
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Anon10/19/25, 05:37No.723613475
>rich
>stays home all day trolling trannies on Xitter
He's living the dream
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Anon10/19/25, 06:13No.723615074
It is FUCKING INCREDIBLE that 14 years later, THIS THREAD changed my opinion on Notch.
I always found at least a tinge of respect for the fact that this fat lazy sexless autist did nothing and kept 99.99% of his money away from Mojang and others. Now I see how truly insufferable his internal monologue is.
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Anon10/19/25, 06:16No.723615201
I really want to know how much he's paying per year in property tax, insurances, and maintenance for his home. He's probably blowing the budget of an indie studio every year just to remain in that LA mansion.
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Anon10/19/25, 06:27No.723615709
He prolly did a lot of hookers and blow
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Anon10/19/25, 06:27No.723615737
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Uncle Phil looking ass
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Anon10/19/25, 06:43No.723616447
>man....I wish Notch would make my dream game......is that a heckin NEW SOULS GAME? HOLY FUCK GOTY MIYAZAKI DOES IT AGAIN BEST COMPANY EVER
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Anon10/19/25, 08:40No.723621092
I wouldn't work either if I was set for life.
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Anon10/19/25, 09:39No.723623215
>swedish game devs being retarded
many such cases
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Anon10/19/25, 09:39No.723623234
That's exactly what I'd do as well. After the initial new house, new car, new clothes I'm done. The money would just be to never slave away at work again.
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Anon10/19/25, 09:40No.723623273
Giving money to con man Karl Jobst isn't doing nothing, sadly.
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Anon10/19/25, 10:21No.723624724
if I were notch i would just shitpost on 4chan all day
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Anon10/19/25, 10:24No.723624841
remember lads he lurks here
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/329398076/#329401285
https://xcancel.com/notch/status/704851176244641792#m
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Anon10/19/25, 11:11No.723626873
I would also do nothing if I had 1 billion dollars
Fuck working and fuck slaving away your life
Life should be about enjoyment
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Anon10/19/25, 11:58No.723628907
He has been "making" this for a decade