Anon10/18/25, 19:32No.723577518
>hey Chris, it's good to see you in this spooky mansion!
>did i ever tell you about the time I boarded an abandoned train that was filled with zombies, then met an escaped war criminal that was actually framed?
>then, I went to a super-secret second mansion that's been abandoned for years and had monsters crawling around long before the Spencer Mansion outbreak happened but nobody ever reported being attacked by the monsters and zombies there? Also, it was Umbrella's special management training facility rife with early T-Virus testing but I didn't feel like gathering any incriminating evidence against them.
>i was also attacked by leeches that formed together to look like Peter Cushing in a suit. That was strange!
>once i got out of the second mansion, i ended up at the door step of a secret umbrella lab at Raccoon City itself, but didn't bother to go in because I didn't think there was a need to investigate it despite being labeled with Umbrella's name and logo like the monster-infested mansion did.
>then a prototype Tyrant busted out of a tube in the Raccoon City lab and decided to beat my submissive waifu-pandering ass for some reason! Thankfully, I killed it without breaking a sweat!
>once that was done, I took a magic elevator to go to a water treatment plant that might or might not have been abandoned for a long time and was crawling with zombies!
>the proto Tyrant teleported in from the lab and tried to kill me again for some reason! I took it down for good no problem! No rocket launcher required!
>while i was in the treatment plant, i discovered the mastermind; a giant queen leech that looked like a bishonen! I had to kill her in a terrible boss fight!
>then the secret mansion exploded and nobody ever bothered to notice it!
>i would tell you more, but i have to go shit my pants and cry in a corner because a Hunter is approaching me even though i killed a Tyrant, zombies, bloodthirsty monkeys, and aggressive Peter Cushing clones made out of leeches. TTYL!
