when will people realize that old movies arent

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Anon10/25/26, 10:55No.223922742

>old movies New ones aren't scary, either. Movies aren't scary unless you're younger than 7 years old.

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Anon10/25/26, 10:58No.223922756

Not enough jumpscares?

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Anon10/25/26, 11:03No.223922808

Horror movies aren't scary when you're past being a kid. At best they can be creepy or a little unsettling. The criticism of "x horror movie isn't scary" is kinda dumb

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Anon10/25/26, 11:08No.223922847

The real question is, How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?

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Anon10/25/26, 11:09No.223922850

people really going around saying the ending of the 1958 the fly is the scariest thing they've ever seen

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Anon10/25/26, 11:10No.223922863

no movies are scary unless you're an 8-year old girl.

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Anon10/25/26, 11:17No.223922926

The Crucifix masturbation scene made me wince a little. But yeah, today that'll probably happen next season on Hazbin Hotel and be played for laughs.

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Anon10/25/26, 11:20No.223922945

Terribly sorry for our ignorance,that was before the time of liminal spaces and scary girlfriend who does funny faces

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Anon10/25/26, 12:24No.223923490

>holy shit they are not scary neither is the Backrooms or whatever you zoomies piss and shit yourselves over

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Anon10/25/26, 12:36No.223923614

I couldn't watch the movie where daisy ridley plays a corpse

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Anon10/25/26, 12:42No.223923665

We get more and more desensitised to horror with each new film. Watch Netflix series about Ed Gain, it has a subplot /alternative story line about directors making movies based on his crimes getting more and more gory just keep in mind his girlfriend is not real she was attention whore who dated him for like a week and tried to capitalize on the fame

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Anon10/25/26, 13:00No.223923827

I don't know it was pretty scary in the shining when he had sex with an ugly woman. Also they just talk to a black man without an inch of prejudice. It really eeked me out.

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Anon10/25/26, 13:02No.223923854

Jaws gave me an unjustified fear of sharks for life, so it is very scary to me in that senseI'd say The Omen is one of the creepiest

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Anon10/25/26, 14:01No.223924450

The first 20 minutes of Traumatika are terrifying

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Anon10/25/26, 14:09No.223924527

I never understood being afraid of a movie. Even as a child none of this shit ever really scared me aside from cheap ass jump scares. I just cannot suspend my disbelief to such a degree that I ever can feel in danger enough to be scared. Especially of stuff I know not to be real like big monsters or Freddy Kruger. Freddy was always more of a dark comedy character to me.

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Anon10/25/26, 14:14No.223924591

99% of movie criticism is just trying to justify nostalgia, that's why so many of the "top movies of all time" are black and white shit from the 1940s, because that's what movie critics in the 1990s grew up with, not because it's inherently better.

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Anon10/25/26, 14:15No.223924606

anon, you can't be scared by movies after you turn 14 at least jump scares cause a physical reaction

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Anon10/25/26, 14:21No.223924687

scary stuff is made for females, because they cant control being afraid.no man actually watches anything like this because nothing is actually scary.

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Anon10/25/26, 14:25No.223924727

Jaws makes me nervous whenever i go to the beach so it kinda scary. Tusk makes me never dare to search "walrus" until the day i die because that fucking movie keeps getting recommended whenever i search the animal's name.

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Anon10/25/26, 14:29No.223924765

I had this dream last night about a monster made of ice cream sticks and there was just this nothingness inside him. He was called Mr Prix or Mr Pricks Sticks and I was sort of laughing at the concept at first. There was actually two and together they were called Dark Marx. At one point I was in a boat in the dark and I could see their ice cream stick faces in a dark doorway and it did start to scare me a bit. I get taunting them calling them to come but not actually wanting them to come near me and I was screaming something about justice, I might have been screaming in real life and I awoke in a cold sweat

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Anon10/25/26, 14:29No.223924766

The scariest thing that generation had ever experienced was kennedy being shot and modern generations watched snuff films on the internet when they were 10. The scariest thing to them is being in a relationship with a boy they don't like.

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Anon10/25/26, 14:38No.223924848

The only scary movies are old movies. But something like Jaws or The Shining is too recent to be called old.And the only scary movies are conceptual and suggestive, not visual. Something grotesque can invoke momentary disgust but disgust isn't horror to me, I adjust to forget it almost immediately, that's how the human brain works to tangible threats. Good horror is something that lingers in the brain.The Haunting 1963 is good, Whistle and I'll Come to You 1968 is good, The Woman in Black 1989 is good, Lake Mungo is good.

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Anon10/25/26, 14:45No.223924941

"We could never equal Buchenwald," said its final director, Charles Nonon. "Before the war, everyone felt that what was happening onstage was impossible. Now we know that these things, and worse, are possible in reality."

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