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Anonymous10/25/26, 06:23No.223920760
>SLYTHERIN BAD
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Anon10/25/26, 06:25No.223920769
slytherin is filled with the biggest card carrying villain retards on the planet. absolutely none of them are intelligent or scheming in any real way.
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Anon10/25/26, 06:28No.223920793
From my perspective the Gryffindor are evil.
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Anon10/25/26, 06:30No.223920807
Yes they are up by 10785 points, however I will award the other team 10794 points in the final minute despite us regularly only awarding single digit points and occasionally double digit points. Oh look at that! My former house won!
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Anon10/25/26, 06:34No.223920847
Malfoy stumbled down the street and the darkness followed. All he had left was the wand clutched in his cold, sweaty hand. clack the street lamp ahead of him was swallowed by the night. The light was captured by a strange apparatus while reflecting against a pair of crescent-shaped spectacles. He was coming. "Draco, Draco, Draco", a calm voice reverberated from the void. "I assure you this is quite futile." clack The darkness descended upon Malfoy. "L-lumos.", he stammered. "Expelliarmus.", Dumbledore stated drily as he stepped next to him, his wand pointing in no particular direction. Malfoy's magic wand dropped to the ground impotently. "My father will-" he started, cowering on the cold brick road, but the sound of his own voice startled him to silence. "But my dear Draco, the Aurors are wanderboarding him as we speak. Soon we'll have the location of every Slytherin alumni. Once we do, the Order shall pay them a little visit. Have their spawns try this on for size." Dumbledore pulled a brown piece of leather from his enormous, purple coat. It was the sorting hat. "You see Draco, it took me some years to calibrate this ugly rag, but finally it can sort children of all ages. Infants even." There was a cold expression in the wizard's old, watery eyes. "To get rid of a poisonous tree, it must be plugged out by the roots. You understand, don't you Draco? The Slytherin menace must be eradicated once and for all. It gives me no pleasure." But even as he said it, Dumbledore's other wand stood to attention. "Sir, please..." Tears were obscuring his vision. "Imperius." the Headmaster said and Malfoy diligently executed his order to kneel and bite down on the curb of the sidewalk. "Farewell, Draco. No death curse for you. Disposed of like a Muggle thug... if only Salazar could see you now. " There was a pause - then his mind was taken by agony as the Headmaster of Hogwarts stretched his leg against the back of Malfoy's head with tremendous force.
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Anon10/25/26, 07:33No.223921304
Please put malfoid general or mtf in the post next bake so I can find it easier
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Anon10/25/26, 07:34No.223921314
why do they even have the house of Slytherin
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Anon10/25/26, 07:42No.223921378
>school has a house specifically for evil students and enemies of the state
Literally why lmao
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Anon10/25/26, 08:10No.223921576
>I THINK SLYTHERIN SUCKS
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Anon10/25/26, 08:25No.223921680
The houses are from when the school was founded by four different wizards all with different ideas of what was important. They can't just get rid of the houses because of magic, Hogwarts would probably break or something.
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Anon10/25/26, 14:35No.223924817
Having started the week with the Chamber of Secrets, I'm going into Deathly Hallows part 2, anyone else?
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Anon10/25/26, 14:48No.223924975
how did they win the last 6 cup if they are so bad???
plot hole???
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Anon10/25/26, 17:15No.223926911
I just finished watching the entire series, where does one go from here anons?
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Anon10/25/26, 17:44No.223927281
I just reread the books and you guys are a bunch of retards. They're extremely well written and they're FUN TO READ. The whole point of Slytherin is that the wizard society is extremely fractured and there's a non insignificant amount of wizards that don't want to get overrun by muggles and keep their own identity. Yes, some of the Slytherin bad stuff is heavy handed but it's supposed to easily digestible for 12 year olds, not morbidly obese 40 year old virgins. The fact that the books are still so relevant is overwhelming proof that JK won.
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Anon10/25/26, 17:52No.223927391
>malfoys hate Weasleys
>both are purebloods
>weasleys have 5 kids Malyfoys have 1
Are the malfoys retarded? Just have more kids you rich fucks
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Anon10/25/26, 18:00No.223927496
The problem with taking Harry Potter seriously is that it's written by a woman. Nothing makes sense because she's not a man.
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Anon10/25/26, 18:23No.223927824
so what are the best Malfoid videos? minus 10 points to your house if you link a bad one
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Anon10/25/26, 18:33No.223927983
>the Death Eaters were originally known as the Knights of Walpurgis
Why the hell would Voldy throw away a name that kino? Is he stupid?
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Anon10/25/26, 18:47No.223928160
>did you put your hairy potter into the goblet???!!!!!!!
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>dumbledore mouthed soundlessly
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Anon10/25/26, 20:31No.223929523
>Slytherin bad, Hitler good, he ejaculated shoutedly
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Anon10/25/26, 20:47No.223929750
>Ron ejaculated
What did Rowling mean by this
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Anon10/25/26, 21:22No.223930245
There's already a maltranny general going, no need for another
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Anon10/25/26, 21:55No.223930731
this discord tranny psyop shit has got to go
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Anon10/25/26, 21:57No.223930749
DSL
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Anon10/25/26, 22:01No.223930817
Malfoid with small boobs is pure, unadultered kino. It could have been canonical even in another timeline.