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Anonymous10/25/26, 05:02No.223919871
How are strip clubs in real life different from strip clubs in movies?
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Anon10/25/26, 05:05No.223919918
I've never gone to a strip club. I'm afraid of going because I live in an industrial area and afraid I'll find fugly methheads.
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Anon10/25/26, 05:09No.223919972
The girls in movies are sometimes attractive, for one
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Anon10/25/26, 05:12No.223920012
Fuck, I love JLH
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Anon10/25/26, 05:12No.223920018
Australian here, only been to a handful.They are usually louder, much more crowded. Plenty of unattractive/ overweight men.
Some of them are smaller and market themselves higher class and will kick out parties more often.The best one I went to had a long stage with a single pole and a fair few women who circulated the room and solicited private dances is side curtained off rooms.
A couple of the girls work together but most want to do solo shows.
They tend to be fit, typically mid twenties to late 30's.
One was in her 60's but could do pushups on the parallel bars which set her apart and had a bloke VERY invested.Best show was the stage having soapy water tossed over it and a chick doing slides from one end down the other, throwing bubbles and going from wet T-shirt to full nude and pole dancing.Bouncers are pretty chill unless you get too handsy.For the most part it's a place for blokes to go get turned on and left blue balled for money.Not really worth it. Unless you are there for a bucks night or to admire the physical skill the jobs takes.
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Anon10/25/26, 05:14No.223920041
jennifer love hugetits
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Anon10/25/26, 05:15No.223920053
They actually naked
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Anon10/25/26, 05:16No.223920075
more sadness
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Anon10/25/26, 05:17No.223920088
Never been. Heard bad things. Locally, not particularly attractive women and you know none of them truly love the job. I've heard horror stories of people getting double charged or having their money otherwise fucked with too. Even if you eventually get it straightened out, there's going to be time where you're out money you never spent because the club was scummy and the dancers & bouncers are in on it.
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Anon10/25/26, 05:18No.223920110
I expected sexy and exciting, I got gross and depressing.Kind of like my first marriage.
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Anon10/25/26, 05:34No.223920277
Never been. Whats the point of paying to get blue balled? Rather save up and go to an asian massage parlor or escort
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Anon10/25/26, 05:40No.223920339
Strip clubs before the internet must have been awesome to go to now. Now, it's retarded cause you pay more than you would an escort to get blue balled.Now if JLH was a stripper, I'd pay big bucks to go
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Anon10/25/26, 05:49No.223920428
Dated a stripper when i was too young to really know how to handle that pussy. Life is cruel.
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Anon10/25/26, 06:03No.223920556
In movies:
>the women are young and attractive with natural bodies clearly having a good time
>the crowd is always energetic and full of young people
>the crowd is almost entirely male
>you can actually hear people talkingIn real life
>the strippers are all busted plastic surgery abominations who look bored out of their minds
>the crowd is a bunch of boring poorly dressed weirdos sitting there silently staring with a very rare gaggle of young college age kids coming in for a goof
>it's not rare to see women there but they're usually hangers on of the college kids only there because they're crushing on one of the guys or a bunch of freshly walled hags "ironically" enjoying the show as they desperate try to cling to the last vestages of their party years
>can't hear shit because the min wage dj keeps blasting the same stock stripper songs at ear piercing volumet. Bounced at a strip club
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Anon10/25/26, 06:10No.223920630
Strip clubs in mexico are also sex clubs where you can go upstairs or in the back and fuck the dancers raw for like $80. Main area is full hands on, with dudes shoving their fingers up cunts and butts as long as they pay for 'lap dances'.Basically they are what they should be: whores go onstage to present the goods, and then the goods are purchased for use.
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Anon10/25/26, 08:35No.223921747
fuck that nevernude bitch
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Anon10/25/26, 08:50No.223921867
I fucking love strip scenes in movies, seeing an actress degrade themselves like that is the hottest thing ever.
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Anon10/25/26, 10:29No.223922572
I thought about going to a strip club but somebody could record me and ruin my life
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Anon10/25/26, 10:33No.223922594
They steal your money and then some roided Eastern European bodybuilder beats you up.