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Anon09/07/26, 23:59No.223054237

>*teaches your kids some Dornish*

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Anon09/07/26, 23:59No.223054251

Dudes first girlfriend was a literal whore from lys

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Anon09/08/26, 00:06No.223054361

witchy woman found herself a real man, you ask me…

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Anon09/08/26, 00:08No.223054388

Drunk and Leg

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Anon09/08/26, 00:08No.223054389

“Daemon! Rhaenyra!” Viserys greeted warmly as the three of them hurried to their feet.“Good morrow, Father,” Rhaenyra said, moving forward to kiss him.“Come to join us, brother?” Daemon asked. “The kitchens have sent us a feast for our breakfast.”“Yes, well, I—” Viserys stopped abruptly. “And who is this?”Daemon looked over to Aegon. The boy had stepped back from the table quickly when Viserys walked in, and kept his head bowed. Had he not looked so Targaryen, Viserys may not have even noticed him, so used to servants they were at the Red Keep. But Aegon’s hair shone as bright as any of Valyrian blood, and though Daemon had found him a set of new clothes, these clothes were also the colors of their house. The boy looked like what he was born—a Targaryen prince.“Brother, I had thought to request an audience formally for this, but…” Daemon glanced at Rhaenyra, who gave an almost imperceptible nod of her head. “Viserys, this boy is my son.”“Your… Your son?” Viserys took a step forward, toward the boy, then snapped his head back toward Daemon, eyes narrowed. “Is this another of your tricks?”“No,” Daemon said, “no trick. He is my son. My natural son, born on Dragonstone.”Part of that, at least, was true.“Your son,” Viserys said, his tone half full of wonder. “Well, boy, head up, let me see you.”Aegon lifted his head and faced the king. “Your Grace,” he said, dropping his eyes quickly.“He is your image, Daemon,” Viserys breathed. “What is your name, boy?”Daemon knew what was coming before the boy opened his mouth. “My mother named me Aegon, your Grace. They call me Egg.”

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Anon09/08/26, 00:09No.223054402

HEAR ME ROAR

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Anon09/08/26, 00:14No.223054495

Honor. Duty. Loyalty. The Lannister way

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Anon09/08/26, 00:31No.223054767

[/tv/thread/223028560#p223053856] Didn’t Ser Barristan kill Maelys fair and square in a 1v1?

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Anon09/08/26, 00:37No.223054870

why didn't Egg 3 just give Unwin the grandkids he wanted

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Anon09/08/26, 00:40No.223054922

Why do girls like Aegon II so much?

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Anon09/08/26, 00:55No.223055186

Gwayne!

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Anon09/08/26, 01:11No.223055485

Update: all of that remains of the Wildlings is Thenn Valley itself. Once I take Thenn Valley, I will hire as many giants as needed with the warchest I have gathered to try and destroy the Night King. Which may still not be possible because the fucker has 1300 men puttering around in a little circle around Antler Village in the Haunted Forest. They're also a minor faction so even when I defeat them I'm not able to capture and execute them so it would be kind of pointless. Either way, afterwards we plan on leading our party south and with our newly bloated treasury probably trying to recruit all the best companions in the mod. The good ones are all monstrously expensive for what they are, mostly because of the gear they come with and how expensive good armor is.

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Anon09/08/26, 01:14No.223055536

I plan on eventually replacing Wun Wun's rags (ridiculously op as they are) with some golden Free City armor.

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Anon09/08/26, 01:19No.223055644

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Anon09/08/26, 01:23No.223055738

>Daemon for raping kids ?

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Anon09/08/26, 02:18No.223056715

....semoc eH

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Anon09/08/26, 02:33No.223056985

>2 years till i get to see her for the last time......

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Anon09/08/26, 03:27No.223057906

egg is icsh

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Anon09/08/26, 04:08No.223058595

Why do retards think that Tywin was a good leader instead of a blind fool who doomed the legacy he pretended to care so much about? >Lose beloved wife >Blame Tyrion and punish him endlessly instead of just remarrying and producing more heirs >Won't even check if the rumors are true, marries daughter to a fat and a fag, tries to kill one son and lets the other swear to father no children >runs out of gold and doesn't think it's a problem

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Anon09/08/26, 04:31No.223058985

Day 8 of trying to change my life to get a Emma Darcy type They/Them GFThe /tv/ mods banned me for 3 days for my last post and then I was hanging out with family over labor day weekend so haven't posted in a whileThe weekend wasn't great, up north with the family and of course being my parents they overfeed me and we ate out a lot, wasn't terrible. Didn't have any soda up north besides one Diet Arizona Arnold Palmer on the drive up, did some moderate walking of Lake Superior with them, so that's some progress. I weighed myself while up there on their scale, 235lbs which is pretty bad, I thought I was down to 220s, but I guess it just means more progress I gotta work on. With the regular work week back I can restart my routine, just got back from the gym and did 1hr on the treadmill and did a 5k, not very fast, but it's progress. Did dumbbells and some machines, I never know if I'm doing them right and just do 3 sets of 8-10 depending on how I'm feelingOtherwise things seem to be ok mental wise, I just gotta stay the course. the road to healing is a difficult and long, I'll make it someday. I've made it this far, and it's just a bit farther now, to that they/them GF

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Anon09/08/26, 04:49No.223059260

So who will they cast for Daemon Blackfyre, Aegor and Bloodraven?

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Anon09/08/26, 05:31No.223059853

Olivia has a GREAT ASS

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Anon09/08/26, 05:42No.223059985

Daemon's little slutty Targaryen daughter is sucking Hightower cock

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Anon09/08/26, 05:52No.223060138

I need to have sex with Daeron

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Anon09/08/26, 06:37No.223060661

>raping kids That was Ser Geoffrey Stepstone.

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Anon09/08/26, 06:51No.223060803

I'm almost certain that GRRM's politics are radically different than they were in 2011, most people have become more politically active through the Trump era. Especially old people who were fixed about their ways for decades prior. I wonder how much this and new biases acquired from the shows and their reception would impact his writing.For one, I do think he would start describing a bunch of characters as being black of skin in westeros

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Anon09/08/26, 09:27No.223062191

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Anon09/08/26, 11:27No.223063096

>Highgarden, Oldtown and Arbor Literally too OP a region. Most men. Most food. Most navy. Most culture. Most everything lmao

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Anon09/08/26, 11:56No.223063426

>wife wants to dress up for halloween >asks me for my suggestion >Sansa Stark, you will look beautiful. >"fuck you"That is the idea

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Anon09/08/26, 12:10No.223063558

nuncle...

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Anon09/08/26, 14:03No.223064859

I still think about Fake Daeron

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Anon09/08/26, 15:10No.223065724

>The physics stay the same. >No.

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Anon09/08/26, 16:49No.223067118

Honestly having someone nicknamed Kingslayer defeating the Night King would've been ludokino of absolutely insane proportions.

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Anon09/08/26, 16:54No.223067215

should I watch this? I dislike the targs but I like Paddy Considine

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Anon09/08/26, 17:02No.223067343

played ck2 game of thrones >killed Aegon in the field >raped Rhaenys >put Visenya in the dungeons for 20 years 10/10 gaming experience

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Anon09/08/26, 20:01No.223070393

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Anon09/08/26, 20:04No.223070453

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Anon09/08/26, 20:11No.223070562

Swordbearer

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Anon09/08/26, 20:14No.223070597

The best HousesHightowers, Lannisters, Tyrells

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Anon09/08/26, 20:14No.223070599

Shieldlacker

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Anon09/08/26, 20:29No.223070807

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Anon09/08/26, 20:31No.223070840

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Anon09/08/26, 20:53No.223071162

I want to wake up in Lys as a young Westerosi lord of a rich house like Hightower or Lannister or Tyrell

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Anon09/08/26, 20:55No.223071192

Blacks or Greens?

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Anon09/08/26, 21:02No.223071307

Convince me that Season 4 is not going to be a shit fest and a misery porn where everything nice and interesting is destroyed and every cool character is sidelined or killed.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:14No.223071550

Did a Black or Green write this?

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Anon09/08/26, 21:21No.223071692

Would anyone here really pick to be like a Stark or Blackwood over Lannister or Hightower?

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Anon09/08/26, 21:34No.223071933

Haaland does genuinely look like be belongs to some long-lost Atlantean Numenorean Valyrian race.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:56No.223072334

All good things must be enjoyed in moderation, such as incest. All good noble houses know this.

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Anon09/08/26, 23:39No.223074302

>For my wife's midget bull!

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Anon09/09/26, 00:00No.223074625

is the anon that made these still around?

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Anon09/09/26, 00:18No.223074923

Have they ever explored each other's bodies?

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Anon09/09/26, 00:25No.223075052

explain this, average /got/ poster

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Anon09/09/26, 00:50No.223075481

i did warn you not to trust me

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Anon09/09/26, 00:55No.223075557

why don't normies talk about Game of Thrones anymore?

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Anon09/09/26, 02:16No.223076728

>Lord Damon participated in the tourney at Ashford Meadow in 209 AC, beginning the tourney as a challenger. In his first tilt, he challenged Lord Leo Longthorn. He yielded after Leo ripped his helm off with a well placed lance.>Lord Damon died of the Great Spring Sickness in 210 AC and his eldest son Tybolt succeeded him as Lord of Casterly Rock.>Ser Tybolt participated in the tourney at Ashford Meadow in 209 AC, beginning the tourney as a challenger. In his first tilt he chose to challenge Ser Androw Ashford and defeated him after six broken lances, taking his place as a champion. In one of his later tilts, Ser Tybolt was unhorsed by Ser Jon Penrose and broke his sword in his fall, but fought back with shield alone to win the bout and remain a champion. >Tybolt become Lord of Casterly Rock upon the death of his father, Lord Damon Lannister, during the Great Spring Sickness in 210 AC.[4][8] His brother Gerold served as his advisor.[7]>In 211 AC, Lord Dagon Greyjoy threatened the westerlands, carrying off half the wealth of Fair Isle.[7] In response, Tybolt began building a fleet to strike back at the Greyjoys at sea and by assaulting the Iron Islands, for King Aerys I Targaryen was not lending the Iron Throne's aid.[8]>Despite being a young and healthy man, he died under suspicious circumstances in 212 AC. Tybolt was briefly succeeded by his three-year-old daughter, Cerelle Lannister, with Tybolt's younger brother Gerold as her regent. However, she passed away less than a year later, leading many to suspect Gerold of having a hand in their deaths, as he succeeded Cerelle as Lord of Casterly Rock. I bet Dunk and Egg were supposed to go the Westerlands right after the third book and meet Tybolt and probably get hired to fight some ironmen. Bloodraven does tell them that Tybolt is building ships.

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Anon09/09/26, 02:58No.223077439

emma is....

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Anon09/09/26, 03:15No.223077766

My king bore the sword

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Anon09/09/26, 03:25No.223077942

poppa bear?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:04No.223079433

I can't remembers the characters' names on these shows. Am I retarded? This is not a joke.

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Anon09/09/26, 05:46No.223079925

A Lannister always pays his debts

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Anon09/09/26, 06:21No.223080247

!!

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Anon09/09/26, 07:56No.223081131

dany and Rhaenyra lost while chud autist rape enjoyers won

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Anon09/09/26, 08:34No.223081498

POPPA BEAR!

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Anon09/09/26, 09:49No.223082187

stop looking at me like that

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Anon09/09/26, 11:29No.223082993

Where's the blog post of the self improover?

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Anon09/09/26, 15:10No.223085372

>it's another Targ melty episode

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Anon09/09/26, 15:45No.223085904

Protect traditional Westerosi marriage

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Anon09/09/26, 17:12No.223087308

Daemon would be a good Kain should they ever decide to make a lok adaptation

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Anon09/09/26, 17:39No.223087782

Tully Wenches

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Anon09/09/26, 17:40No.223087803

Tully maids

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Anon09/09/26, 17:43No.223087855

Tully whores

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Anon09/09/26, 17:50No.223088003

Romantic baby making sex with random Lyseni Courtesans

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Anon09/09/26, 19:09No.223089556

Where DO whores go?

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Anon09/09/26, 20:02No.223090603

Highgarden

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Anon09/09/26, 20:03No.223090642

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Anon09/09/26, 20:10No.223090764

This Bloodraven character seems pretty amazing. George should write more stories centred around him.

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Anon09/09/26, 20:57No.223091638

daeron is icsh

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Anon09/09/26, 21:12No.223091998

Why don't we get weird incest love stories anymore?

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Anon09/09/26, 21:52No.223092847

Does Fire&Blood even talk about Helaena and Aegon's wedding?

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Anon09/09/26, 22:07No.223093099

Alicent the fat arsed bitch you wanna backshot into oblivionRhaenyra the fat titted you want to give you paizuri and impregnateDaenerys the skinny brat sex goddess you wanna throw around in bed

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Anon09/09/26, 22:25No.223093441

My favorite Targshit? Aemond the Strong raper.My favorite Lannister? Tywin the Dornishment raper.My favorite Stark? Brandon Stark "the raped" by Aerys.My favorite Martell? Elia the raped.My favorite Tully? Edmure the bull.My favorite Baratheon? Lyonel.That's it, done. Don't care.Oh. My favorite Greyjoy is a dead oneAnd ny favorite Arryn is Ronnel the raped by Visenya

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Anon09/09/26, 22:31No.223093558

>OH N-

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Anon09/09/26, 23:30No.223094672

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