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Anonymous03/14/26, 23:37No.218529089
about to fire this bad boy up, what am i in for?
if the thread is still up in about 2h 12mins like the j-card says i will give my review
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Anon03/14/26, 23:55No.218529497
It's ok. It's just when marvel tries to do something different, they get scared and pull back into the marvel formula. They keep pushing that shit to ever more diminishing returns
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Anon03/14/26, 23:57No.218529541
Kino Kung Fu throwbacks for half of it and then girl boss mcu slop for the second half. Also a very annoying fucking aqua nigger
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Anon03/15/26, 00:00No.218529615
It's okay. The family drama stuff is engaging but then it throws it out for a boring cgi dragon fight.
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Anon03/15/26, 00:05No.218529741
Konichiwa, Dude!
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Anon03/15/26, 00:07No.218529793
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Anon03/15/26, 00:10No.218529863
hey Si Mu Liu, you're japanese right? cpuld you hook me up with some hot japanese chicks?
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Anon03/15/26, 00:17No.218530030
Lots of sexy Celestial action from Awkwafina and also there's a guy with a cool hand. I think Sir Ben Kingsley made some jokes about biscuits too.Overall a very good film that might even have been kino if it had more bits with Awkwafina in it. Its the best film in this phase of the MCU, eclipsing things like Antman, Captain America and Fantastic Four.
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Anon03/15/26, 00:24No.218530168
>what am i in for?
They tried to make Black Panther again except for chinese people. It didn't work and the lead is a charisma void. Now take an annoying woman and have her tag along for most of it. The entire thing is extremely forgettable
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Anon03/15/26, 01:56No.218532164
GOTTA KEEP THREAD ALIVE FOR OP TO POST REVIEW
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Anon03/15/26, 02:24No.218532635
CHING CHONG BING BONG
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Anon03/15/26, 02:27No.218532679
Tony Leung carries this movie hard.
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Anon03/15/26, 02:27No.218532682
Im gotta say I didnt even know they made an asian MCU film
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Anon03/15/26, 02:29No.218532703
Pretty good until it turns into marvelslop on a soundstage.
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Anon03/15/26, 02:30No.218532717
i like the sounds his balls make
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Anon03/15/26, 02:30No.218532726
I remember the bus scene being good but the third act being terrible
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Anon03/15/26, 02:34No.218532795
OP review:It suckedThe end
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Anon03/15/26, 02:48No.218533067
i wish it had more music like this and less of the gen-z bass music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbymOJtugto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_PD_z_JUaE
i get it that they are trying to show contrast between the "traditional" and "new age" with the music but imo this Chinese oriental inspired instrumental style music is too good not to use more, it is also more pleasant to listen to and it reinforces the fairytale theme they have in the movie wether it was intentional or not.
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Anon03/15/26, 04:32No.218535193
Yes I love capeshit ba saar it is my jam ba saar
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Anon03/15/26, 04:35No.218535254
You ever see someone who radiates loser energy even though they're rich or a celeb?
This dude and the other pajeet who got on gear for the capeshit movie give me the ick.Like, they're fit rich and famous but they don't have charisma or appeal
And if they try to be charismatic they come out as desperate and fake.I would feel bad for them but they aren't my race.
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Anon03/15/26, 06:10No.218536915
Me go peepee in your coke
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Anon03/15/26, 06:36No.218537278
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Anon03/15/26, 07:02No.218537587
Dad was cool. Actually dad was probably the only good character.
Akwafina as a love interest? Yikes, dude.
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Anon03/15/26, 07:19No.218537819
It's absolute shit. A terrible film.
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Anon03/15/26, 08:08No.218538450
>what am i in for?
He gets defeated at the end by being lightly tossed into a car door by Brad Pitt., surprising audiences who thought Shang Chi's only weakness was electric fans.
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Anon03/15/26, 08:09No.218538461
Minuses:
- Awkwafina
- Terrible CGI fight slop at the end
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Anon03/15/26, 08:26No.218538646
I hated this movieIt's a total mess and it goes on foreverI ended up switching it off out of frustration near the end, I just couldn't take anymoreUtter crap, DO NOT WATCH