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Anonymous03/14/26, 21:38No.218526601
KWAB
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Anon03/14/26, 21:42No.218526726
Sensitive young man
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Anon03/14/26, 21:49No.218526884
give one reason why a man would want to subject himself to marriage?>inb4 muh kidsI go to sperm bank and have 1000 offspring and get paid for it. Meanwhile you have one if your lucky with a woman that grows to hate you and it costs you half your net worth
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Anon03/14/26, 21:54No.218526997
What other celebs have tried to end it?
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Anon03/14/26, 21:56No.218527032
wow
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Anon03/14/26, 21:57No.218527061
You leave Dignin alone!
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Anon03/14/26, 21:57No.218527065
Owen Wilson sounds so depressed when he's not voice acting, like what Lightning McQueen might sound like shortly before he pours concrete into his engine block
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Anon03/14/26, 21:58No.218527069
Honestly, that's real. We can all pretend to be above human emotion or taking life seriously because we're all escapist cowards wasting our lives on this site, but when you actually try to commit your life to someone you love and it fails, nothing is more crushing than that. I fucking get it.
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Anon03/14/26, 22:00No.218527133
literally me after my crush rejected me
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Anon03/14/26, 22:00No.218527134
He kinda looks like Bill Clinton, they're probably related
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Anon03/14/26, 22:01No.218527154
That’s not how you handle it, picrel is the way.
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Anon03/14/26, 22:09No.218527308
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Anon03/14/26, 22:10No.218527330
>tried
What a fucking failure
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Anon03/14/26, 22:15No.218527406
Kate Hudson must be a demon in the sack. She has a trail of men ruined by her pussy.
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Anon03/14/26, 22:16No.218527438
Doesn’t it make more sense to kill her?
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Anon03/14/26, 22:24No.218527568
I don't think less of him for that. The revelation of of just how selfish, callous and soulless women really are is enough to drive any heterosexual man to suicide.
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Anon03/14/26, 22:27No.218527622
Lmao, kwab
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Anon03/14/26, 22:52No.218528183
Kate Hudson?
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Anon03/14/26, 22:55No.218528226
PUTA
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Anon03/14/26, 23:01No.218528363
>Writer on the best Wes Anderson movies
>The ones without him are shit
Owenchads stay winning
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Anon03/14/26, 23:11No.218528595
Torture could not drag a confession like that from me. Not even sure I'd confess it to God.
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Anon03/14/26, 23:12No.218528616
Owen, bro
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Anon03/14/26, 23:13No.218528626
Is that why he tried to kill himself? I thought it was something less gay than that.
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Anon03/14/26, 23:43No.218529237
Imagine failing at killing yourself
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Anon03/15/26, 00:04No.218529713
weak. Don't ever get too invested in them one way or another, they are like toddlers. Get your sons out of them and be happy.
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Anon03/15/26, 00:06No.218529745
>try to
Again, how does one "try to" at suicide? Its pretty straight forward no?
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Anon03/15/26, 00:09No.218529833
needle in the haaay
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Anon03/15/26, 00:27No.218530239
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Anon03/15/26, 01:03No.218531020
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Anon03/15/26, 01:45No.218531939
Killing yourself over a bitch is literally the gayest and cringiest reason to kill yourself.
Even satan would laugh at you when you show up in hell for killing yourself.
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Anon03/15/26, 01:52No.218532083
Midnight in Paris is a masterpiece
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Anon03/15/26, 03:11No.218533529
Hes just like me. Except im like that every tuesday and sunday
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Anon03/15/26, 03:12No.218533553
It's crazy to me to see guys wanting to kill themselves or actually doing it because a relaitonship ended or they were cheated on or whatever. I just saw one of those police bodycam videos where a dude did suicide by cop because his girlrfriend or wife or whatever cheated on him. And yet here I sit as a 34 year old kissless virgin. Of course I want to kill myself about my pathetic life but I don't know how I avoid it.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:03No.218535843
At least he's not gay
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Anon03/15/26, 07:44No.218538173
free out of alimony payments, why would you alt f4, you get the instant get out of jail free card and excuse to fuck some prime 18 year olds pussy instead
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Anon03/15/26, 08:53No.218538944
ok didnt ask jewish satanic nigga
stay in your fucking lane and fuck children on an island or something so you can have your measly 600$k year paycheck doing fake person-pretending
