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Anonymous10/18/25, 23:42No.215330411
>AHHHHH A STABLE AND WELL PAYING JOB THAT JUST NEEDS ME TO SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME!! AHHH SAVE ME!!! THE HORROR!!!
Can we all just admit Squidward was just a whiny ungrateful bitch?
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Anon10/18/25, 23:43No.215330422
>working at a fast food restaurant
>stable and well paying job
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Anon10/18/25, 23:44No.215330436
He had a happy ending with the band so that’s his canon ending.
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Anon10/18/25, 23:46No.215330475
>>>AHHHHH A STABLE AND WELL PAYING JOB THAT JUST NEEDS ME TO SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME!! AHHH SAVE ME!!! THE HORROR!!!
>>Can we all just admit Squidward was just a whiny ungrateful bitch?
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Anon10/18/25, 23:46No.215330476
Trump ruined the economy so much that people are jealous of squidward's fast food job
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Anon10/18/25, 23:48No.215330512
Squidward literally says Mr Krabs hardly pays them at all
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Anon10/18/25, 23:48No.215330516
>>>>>AHHHHH A STABLE AND WELL PAYING JOB THAT JUST NEEDS ME TO SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME!! AHHH SAVE ME!!! THE HORROR!!!
>>>>Can we all just admit Squidward was just a whiny ungrateful bitch?
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Anon10/18/25, 23:50No.215330554
Manning a register is torture for the artistic or intellectual. When I worked a register I invented people inside my brain to keep me company and they started speaking back to me unprompted after about 8 months.
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Anon10/19/25, 00:03No.215330814
/qa/ fucking won
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Anon10/19/25, 00:29No.215331225
Mr. Krabs literally enslaved him in one episode, and made him work the night shift in two others. Granted he could have just quit in the night shift ones so I guess he doesn't hate his job that much.
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Anon10/19/25, 00:32No.215331271
>soiduels in 2025
yikes!
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Anon10/19/25, 00:34No.215331314
>AHHHHH IM A SQUID AAAAAAHHHH HELP ME AAAAAH OOOOH NOOO IM A SQUID
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Anon10/19/25, 00:38No.215331387
>SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY
he is shown actively standing all day
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Anon10/19/25, 00:50No.215331575
Yes, but he has a good heart.
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Anon10/19/25, 00:55No.215331682
the red mist is coming
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Anon10/19/25, 00:58No.215331740
>A STABLE AND WELL PAYING JOB
>SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME
nigger, he's a cashier at a fast food joint.
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Anon10/19/25, 01:06No.215331900
>things have gotten so bad Squidward’s life is starting to look appealing
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Anon10/19/25, 01:11No.215331984
>>>>>>AHHHHH A STABLE AND WELL PAYING JOB THAT JUST NEEDS ME TO SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME!! AHHH SAVE ME!!! THE HORROR!!!
>>>>>Can we all just admit Squidward was just a whiny ungrateful bitch?
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Anon10/19/25, 02:15No.215333056
Upon closer examination: one can see how Bikini Bottom is an allegory for the destiny of Faustian Europe. Squidward clearly represents the Apollonian, Aryan man; stern - cultured - full of the creative Hyperborean soul and solar aristocratic character... And yet there is a tragic aspect to his character, in that his spiritual and creative passions are given no place in the degenrate - modernistic - kosher bacchanal that is modern Krabs-run Bikini Bottom. Spongebob represents the Dionysian aspect of Aryan culture. He is the unawakened gentile, who has succoombed to cultural Marxist brainwashing; always maintaining a cheerful, carefree demeanor, and yet fawning in servile before the semitic-crustacean power structure. Patrick represents the introduction of the primitive, negroidic blood into the formerly white, pure ethnos. He is an utter buffoon; an unproductive, anti-social drain on society.. And yet the good goy, Spongebob, has been conditioned to accept his friendship; unaware of how his own way of life is gradually succoombing to the chthonic, subterranean-negroid elements... As I’m sure we’re all aware - well aware - Mr. Krabs represents the eternal merchant himself, as while not only is he a filthy money-grubber; it is shown, in season 1 episode 12, that he is pushing race-mixing upon the racially unaware Spongebob, by trying to set him up on a date with his ball-busting, yet whale daughter Pearl. Clearly.. this show was ahead of its time.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:29No.215333307
>it's another "retarded zoomer bitching about LE STABLE PAYING JOB in a piece of media" episode
when will this meme die huh
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Anon10/19/25, 02:44No.215333637
Some people seek to be fulfilled and to achieve their ambitions instead of being content just to get by like the lowest form of animal
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Anon10/19/25, 02:45No.215333657
>Mr. Krabs
>well paying job
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Anon10/19/25, 02:45No.215333660
Was? Did he die or something?
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Anon10/19/25, 03:22No.215334408
>zoomer doesn't know about Mr. Krabs
It's not a "well-paying" job by any means.
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Anon10/19/25, 03:23No.215334426
He's a cashier; he has to spend his entire day standing and dealing with customers. Not a good job by any means
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Anon10/19/25, 04:07No.215335326
>well paying
Aside from the fact that he's a cashier at a burger joint, Mr. Krabs literally charges him for existing.
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Anon10/19/25, 04:19No.215335533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2v63ObGMTM
Does anyone else here remember those old Squidward memes?
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Anon10/19/25, 06:03No.215337272
Robert is the one I admire. He takes joy in the simple life he has.
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Anon10/19/25, 06:11No.215337385
how was he ungrateful do you see how much spongebob and patrick terrorize him on the daily
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Anon10/19/25, 06:24No.215337588
Yeah I made 25 dollars an hour for 5 years and saved 80k and still can't afford a house.
Now I'm 32 and NEET living with mommy.
I have nasal polyps from my last job where I inhaled isopropyl alcohol fumes and sometimes monoethylamine and also some laminate that I wasn't even allowed to know cause it "wasn't my area"
Doctor just gave me allergy meds. Wouldn't even give me an ENT referral.
Guess what? They didn't fucking help.
I'm so sick of it being hard to breathe through my nose. It makes me feel like death is closing in.