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Anonymous08/15/26, 01:51No.2903522Philippines General: Honking Balut Seller EDITION
*HONK HONK* This is a thread for *HONK HONK* all things Philippines*HONK HONK*
Interesting destinations, *HONK HONK* travel tips *HONK HONK*, and amusing stories *HONK HONK*, all in one *HONK HONK HONK* place!
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Anon08/15/26, 02:28No.2903526
Just wanted to pop in and say fuck y'all racists.
Yes, the Philippines is a shithole but that's because of its history, not because Filipinos are racially inferior or some bullshit.
The turning point came when Ferdinand Marcos came to power (supported by the US), crushed the Communist guerrillas and installed crapitalism in the country.
His regime is widely characterized as a kleptocracy and the worst thing is it didn't end with him: his family still wields immense political influence and regularly wins elections.
That's the actual reason the Philippines is a shithole. The average Filipino is an uneducated troglodyte precisely because the Marcos dictatorship and subsequent governments have deliberately neglected education as a ploy to keep the general population illiterate and stupid, which guarantees that they'll vote for the same corrupt kleptocrats again and again.
You can call the Philippines what it is but at least have the decency to do it for the right reasons.
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Anon08/15/26, 03:32No.2903532
My dream is to go some remote province and pay parents to uh nvm
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Anon08/15/26, 10:50No.2903560
Why do third worlders honk constantly?
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Anon08/15/26, 23:07No.2903681
Hey I posted in the last thread too, but is there a safe way to meet people in the Philippines?? I'll be in Manila Nov 24
I want to practice tagalog and just hangout and see things. Not sex just am doing a solo vacation because no one else could come with me.
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Anon08/16/26, 08:23No.2903785
I'm trying to decide where to go mid October until January. Should I do Philippines again or try Japan for the first time? I've been in Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Korea this year so pussy has been in short supply.
Also - how does Indonesia compare to the Philippines when it comes to girls? Thinking about spending 6 months there next year.
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Anon08/16/26, 17:07No.2903843
Philippines for NormiesHerein is a list of destinations for normies traveling to the Philippines.All of these places have been pre-vetted, have accommodations sufficient for people accustomed to first-world plumbing, are Instagram-friendly, and allow you to pretend that you didn't just fly to the Philippines to have sex with a bunch of freelance hookers from FilipinoCupidBut first, a list of places that have plenty of foreigners but aren't necessarily Normie Destinations™.And yes, I know you may find a normie or two there. You can also find a random white guy in a village in Papua New Guinea...That doesn't make the village a vacation destination. Their are always outliers1. ManilaNo white woman has ever uttered the sentence:“Babe, I want to take a vacation to Manila.”Plenty have said:“Babe, I want to go to Bangkok.”Nobody has been at brunch in London and said..>You know what, MANILA is the one for our honeymoon!Manila is where you land. It is not necessarily where you want to spend your vacation.You can hit most of the historical sights in a day, and yes, yes, I know BGC is “so modern and hip.” Congratulations. You have successfully created a business district!You can walk through much of it in 20 minutes and then spend six hours sitting in traffic going to Intramuros contemplating your life choicesUnless you have business there, family there, or some bizarre personal interest in Metro Manila traffic, most tourists should probably treat Manila as the loading screen before the actual Philippines begins.
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Anon08/16/26, 18:36No.2903854
I made a Filipino friend and the first text I got was wanting to borrow money
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Anon08/18/26, 18:17No.2904259
>>>
God curse The Communist Party of China; God bless The Republic of the Philippines.
Ahmeyn; It is Uncontrollable. [ 4-4-4 ]

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Anon08/19/26, 17:12No.2904487
Angeles city is a wretched shithole and a shadow of its former self now. Skip it.
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Anon08/19/26, 23:46No.2904592
I am once again taking 10k out of my retirement and visiting the honking philippines. You do you like them apples you jewish thieves?
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Anon08/21/26, 02:59No.2904873
This rain situation is actually out of control. Rainy season in SEA just means a couple hours a day, maybe an occasional typhoon. Not back to back to back typhoons for literal months.This country is so fucked man. So badly fucked.
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Anon08/21/26, 03:03No.2904875
They cant plant or grow anything like this. All the crops are flooded out already. Everyone in the province is fucked and will starve without relief. Everyone in the city cant go to school or work and of course they wont be paid for lost days due to flooding.Flooding which is caused by corrupt government retards.Damn. Like there might actually be a catastrophe scenario if this shit keeps up with no breaks.
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Anon08/21/26, 11:14No.2904936
>Enjoy!(This thread has been manufactured by ACS manufacturing corporation, ISO certified, WORLD CLASS QUALITY.)A
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Anon08/21/26, 13:32No.2904958
Oh he got upset after being triggered over the sex slavery is for the indians comment. Its true BTW. Indonesian sex slavery is a huge business and caters to indians working in Singapore and malaysia.Indians prefer Indonesia because the sex slaves cannot say no, or they get beaten/scalded with hot water.In fact indians will often beat the slaves while doing the deed themselves and cant get their micrococks up, because they are violent and hyperfragile. Every brothel has a system for indians to check if they beat the girl and then charge them a certain amount extra if they did, because its common.As for India, its the same setup. Sex slaves "tiger cages" they jokingly call them. Actually just trapped women beaten and raped multiple times per day by hordes of smelly rape rats for pennies till they get sick or pregnant.Indians prop up the same setups in Malaysia just for indians, because its the only type of venue the jeet can handle.
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Anon08/21/26, 13:37No.2904959
Also I promise you that instead of being disgusted by what was written above, your average browncel will get excited by the prospect and want to know more.You see indians and browns get confused by places like Thailand where the women have a semblance of agency and standards, who can and do walk away or say no to smelly shitjeets with crusty mustaches and rotten curry breath. They hate it so much when women they perceive as lower caste than them say no. So they flock to Indonesia to crowd into revolving door high volume cheap brothels to rape poor village girls enslaved to pay off their parents debt. The rape rat cannot get off unless its rape, after all.
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Anon08/21/26, 13:41No.2904961
Whatever else you can say about the Philippines, the number of shitjeets is very low and nobody wants them around. There are almost no niggers too.So if indians and niggers are annoying to you, Philippines is a decent refuge from them. Thats definitely an upset I neglected at first.You can go weeks without seeing a nigger, and months without seeing an indian. Imagine that.>teen pussy available
>no niggers or indians
>5g internetSounds alright to me. I can work with that.
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Anon08/21/26, 17:19No.2905017
Is it possible for white people to get weed there? I know you can basically just bribe police if you get caught.
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Anon08/22/26, 04:30No.2905096
No you cannot just "bribe your way out of it" if you get caught with thc products at the airport. You will be charged with smuggling drugs and spend months in immigration prison while they decide if they are going to deport you or move you to normal filipino prison.Do not bring any thc or recreation drug through Manila or Clark Airport. They have dogs and they arent for show. Retards get caught at the airports all the time.Ph is one of the worst countries to be a pothead in, pick anywhere else.
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Anon08/22/26, 08:39No.2905117
Wait, we’re all saying the same thing Kek
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Anon08/23/26, 02:21No.2905259
Y'all are gettin' raided by >>>/int/asean [//boards.4chan.org/int/catalog#s=asean]
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Anon08/23/26, 02:47No.2905264
Real talk niggers
My semi-retarded 19 year old gf has somehow amassed a 150k followers on Instagram. Her ticktok is not far behind. Not only is she making money from this, she’s also getting flooded with offers (and occasional GCash payments!) from simps and normal guys shooting their shot.
How do I put a stop to this and get her back being to being wholly reliant on me?

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Anon08/23/26, 16:33No.2905374
Can any Filipinos in here how in TF in the year of 2026, the Philippines has managed to somehow INCREASE childhood stunting.Sauce:https://edcom2.gov.ph/stunting-rate-rises-to-25-3-first-increase-in-10-years/1 out of 4 Filipino kids are stunted. That's a pretty wild number for a country not at war..You don't realize the effects of malnutrition until you witness a normal child up against a malnourished one. I have seen plenty of undernourished children in the Philippines....it's like they have some type of dullness prevailing their whole persona. Super super sad!
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Anon08/23/26, 18:51No.2905394
Is this country more like for the nature? I am like a history and temple nerd, but all I see here is the sea, jungle, trekking and swimming with turtles and shit
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Anon08/23/26, 21:19No.2905425
Mom told me to never marry a filipina.
She says that the expats, that they're all shallow as hell and want to show off to their relatives back home.
She says they're all low iq and wear fake designer.
She says they're the ultimate followers, they'll only like something because everyone else likes it, not because they actually like it, hivemind mentality.
That they are culturally illiterate.
She also said it's a waste of time learning Tagalog or travelling to the phillipines.
she said she'd be much happier if I married someone Korean or Japanese. She hates Chinese and Vietnamese because their languages are disgusting.
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Anon08/25/26, 00:27No.2905777
Bro fuck this rain. What is this shit. Weeks of fucking rain, with weeks more forecasted. God damn where do I need to go in the world to get away from fucking weather and natural disasters.I thought I could cope being mostly a neet shut in but it turns out legit being trapped by floods and downpours SUCKS ASS.
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Anon08/25/26, 10:13No.2905913
How much to live like a drug lord in phils?
Coke every night, paid girls, unlimited drinks, a nice mansion.
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Anon08/26/26, 20:57No.2906262
was white lotus right. Do they see white expats as losers back home
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Anon08/28/26, 03:51No.2906583
>endless back to back red rain alerts
What the fuck is happening.
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Anon08/28/26, 04:19No.2906594
Philippines is somehow getting more poor and decrepit, rather than improving.
Incredibly dire stuff considering how USD inflated, and then pesos are inflating vs that.

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Anon08/28/26, 14:59No.2906716
>go on pinalove
>girls sending nudes and begging to marry me
>single mothers everywhere
>thousands of matches
Is it that bad over there? I know they're only interested in money and a greencard it's putting me off a bit. Like you can't even have a normal conversation. I want to explore, meet some girls and leave without them being crazy.
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Anon08/28/26, 20:30No.2906764
Any good massage places or straight up brothels in Makati? I dont want any of that grandma shit.
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Anon08/29/26, 05:35No.2906828
Don't forget to cream pie them all so you can have beautiful mestiza babies with no alimony to pay besides allowance
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Anon08/29/26, 19:47No.2906928
Any good places to get pizza with just cheeze on it?
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Anon08/30/26, 02:05No.2907006
Fucking idiot here, lost my usb-c 65w laptop charger and the one I bought to replace it started breaking down.Where is a good place to go for some non-overpriced usb-c wall outlets? I'm limping by on my 45w charger for now but would prefer to get something so my laptop doesn't complain about using a lower power charger or kill my battery. I'm going to be in Japan next month but not sure if I should just wait.>inb4 online po
Not signing up for a PH thing simply for 1 item.

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Anon08/31/26, 10:22No.2907317
flip politicians can embezzle 20 billion pesos worth of flood control funds, but the population affected by floods will forgive them if they send 1 million pesos worth of rice bags after a stormin this manner, a population of completely fucking domesticated retards can be kept in perpetual servitude
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Anon09/01/26, 02:56No.2907492
This country straight up has bridges collapsing from a bit of rain now.Basically what happens is a project gets planned, half the materials budget is stolen, the build it anyways with Chinese steel and corncrete. There is a budget for maintenence, but it gets stolen so mx or inspections never get done.Something happens and the project doesn't work or breaks. Then the current political party points fingers at the last party, promises to do better, plans a project...
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Anon09/01/26, 14:51No.2907563
Is everyone in this country permanently brain damaged?
>go to upper scale mall for some shit I need
>go to watsons to get some Tylenol
>cashier/pharmacist has no fucking clue what Tylenol is and keeps thinking I mean birth control/pregnancy tests/etc
>ask for X thing to staff in the building because I can't find the shop bring it up on my phone
>ehhh.... "hey papa mama u no where is?"
>ehhhhh sorry sirs I not thing this here
>walk around realize it was within eyesight of the place I asked
>go grab a bite to eat just me
>One sirs?
>yes one
>one only?
>yes. (wtf are you doing)
>don't take my order because they think I am waiting on a girl like wtf no dumb bitch I just wanna order some food
>drop shit off go to the gym
>pinoy's staring at me while I work out not doing anything heavy today just 80kg lifts/75kg pec fly/some smith machines and jogging
>try to leave get blasted by asking me for supplements
>say no thanks I have enough
>chick keeps trying to explain to me how I might need more (all gooner shit)
>no thanks I don't need that I have it at home
>"but sirs very important to your health, cheap!"
>guy I see every day at the apartment complex yet again can't recall who I am, like I don't expect you to know my name or apartment number but I should look somewhat familar

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Anon09/01/26, 17:33No.2907599
Anyone wanna join me at Ravenila dec 5?
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Anon09/02/26, 07:46No.2907707
A neighbourhood girl shows up at my condo every few days. She always brings me some local Filipino coffee (surprisingly great) and pastries (terrible). For this service, I give her a few crisp 1000 peso notes. I also ruthlessly fuck and inseminate her. She leaves happy, pockets full of money, pussy full of cum. And I let her take the pastries home too.
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Anon09/02/26, 09:43No.2907718
India is better
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Anon09/03/26, 02:16No.2907932
What's Manila like in November?
Basically looking at juggling Taiwan or coming back here in Nov for 30 days between my travels, just don't want to be in fucking Seoul again... Mainly looking to utilize my gym(AF) and catch up on work, seeing decent prices around MoA, currently in Makati. I like it here but I did MoA once and really liked the walkability to the gym, somewhat fresh air from the sea(at least better than here), and just lack of BS. Not really trying to get my dick wet as a focus, just want to shape up for the December holidays and end of year events.Was looking at events for Manila around November and just like Taiwan, doesn't seem to be a lot going on.>inb4 Cebu
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Anon09/03/26, 12:10No.2907987
Can any Filipinos here share what they typically eat on a daily basis?Growing up, did your parents cook every day? If so, what kinds of meals did you usually have?I’m curious because I get the impression that microwavable/ready-made meals aren’t as common in the Philippines as they are in some other countries. At the same time, when I look at food prices compared with average local salaries, I’m genuinely wondering what the average household diet looks like.I’ve been watching YouTube videos and some short films set in the Philippines, and I keep seeing people eating things like plain white rice with canned sardines (sometimes straight from the can), or instant noodles served over plain rice. Is that actually representative of how some people eat, or is it more of a stereotype that gets portrayed in media?I also don’t really agree with the idea that Filipino food is inherently “bad,” as I’ve sometimes heard people say. I wonder if part of what influences perceptions of Filipino food is the fact that many people grow up with limited incomes, which naturally restricts what kinds of ingredients and dishes they can afford to experiment with. If you grow up eating simple, inexpensive foods like rice, canned fish, noodles, and fried chicken, those foods are naturally going to become familiar and comforting.I’d really love to hear from Filipinos about what you actually ate growing up and what a typical day of food looks like for you now.
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Anon09/03/26, 15:12No.2908005
genuine question, how the fuck are you guys actually getting laid here? Any girl above a six is gassed beyond oblivion, and ghosts me after 4 replies. I have a call center's worth of contacts in my phone from ghosted girls. I'm mid twenties and white, average appearance. the only girls who show interest are ugly, meanwhile some rice dick who wears his hat backwards has a decent girl. Has white smv really gone this low? I've been in this shit hole for 3 years btw
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Anon09/04/26, 02:32No.2908102
>beer by the carton is cheaper in the US than phils
Fuck this gay earth
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Anon09/06/26, 07:19No.2908502
>gf(24)offers her sister(19) to me
>tell her no im only interested in her
>she does this a couple more times over the next month
>ask her what's really going on
>her sister is jealous and wants to "try"
>ok but I only want you
>anon just fuck my sister ok?
>Jesus fine ok, lets bring her over this weekend
>brings her over
>both are acting sketchy
>what is wrong with you? We dont need to do this, Im doing this for you because you wanted
>ok I take her go shower you wait
>spider senses tingling
>dont get undressed
>car rolls up
>its gf mom and and auntie and her older sister come out with her male cousin
>wtf.jpg
>knock knock on gate
>anon we know (gf) and (sister) are there
>ok so what you cant just show up without invitation, let me get (gf)
>no anon we need talk to you come out
>no.
>go get gf and her sister, they arent even in the shower, just huddled together acting weird and scared
>what are you doing? What is this?
>ok you are leaving my house immediately, get the fuck out
>no! No you let my mother in!
>fucking why??? What are you doing what is this???
>you let her in now
>no get the fuck out or im calling the cops
>(bisaya babble between sisters)
>they get up and go
>entire family waits around the gate knocking on it and shouting for me for like 30 minutes
>ignore them and play vidya
>text gf
>you understand we are over now right? I dont know what crazy shit you tried just now but im not doing it
>Anon you need talk to me!
>I gave you chance to explain it, im blocking you now.Then I blocked her.Anyone know what the fuck might have just happened? Her sister isnt a minor, so what the fuck was that setup?
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Anon09/06/26, 12:55No.2908554
What a joke of a people
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Anon09/06/26, 16:07No.2908587
go home uglies
tired of your whining
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Anon09/07/26, 09:59No.2908739
When the fuck is this rain going to stop, holy shit I get it's late summer but this is getting fucking ridiculous. Running out of shit to do in at my place.

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Anon09/07/26, 16:07No.2908810
>How do you get over the fear of STDs?Get drunk and use drugs/ Not afraid to anything>Do you take precautions and develop a good senseNo and no
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Anon09/07/26, 21:09No.2908900
bf got drunk and admitted being into traps. we both met off 4chan and i always thought guys being into that was hot. how do i convince him to take us to the phils?

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Anon09/08/26, 01:58No.2908947
Have you guys seen miruplanttt? I have never wanted boibutt this hard in my life. She’s so hot

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Anon09/08/26, 03:53No.2908963
Get all your vaccines and get PrEP for HIV and herpes. Everything else is curable.
Never tried both PrEPs at once myself though. HIV PrEP gives me horrible diarrhea.
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Anon09/08/26, 08:42No.2908999
Alright you’ve convinced me to learn a few TikTok dances for my next NIGGERMAXXING trip.
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Anon09/09/26, 19:23No.2909302
Went back to the PH for a quick 12 day jaunt (really 11 days since the 12th day was mostly travel). I regret moving away from that country everyday lol. I make 4k USD a month passively but some bad debt (35K USD) made me take a high paying job back stateside (boosting me to around 10k USD a month) but honestly I think I'll work it long enough to pay off my bullshit just to go back. Everything there is just so much better. Even though the work I was doing paid me 18k pesos monthly (didn't even cover rent lol), I got to mingle with famous people and party all the time and meet the nicest and friendliest people I've ever met in my life. God I miss the PH everyday. First day back in the states and I'm ready to rope. I'll probably just overtime max for a year, stack 100k and dip back to the PH and die an island boy in Boracay.

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Anon09/10/26, 12:56No.2909481
>brokies on suicide watch
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Anon09/11/26, 06:32No.2909649
Spent my vacation in Manila and was rather surprised how many normie white people are there now with their families on vacation as well. I was staying near a red light district for obvious reasons but maybe they were in my hotel as well due to its cost. Met a pretty college aged bar girl and bed her. I tipped her plenty. Also noticing much younger men in their twenties doing the bar brother thing now too which is wild. This had the stigma in my generation where only expats and old uncles were the primary customers. All I saw were young twenty-something bored men. I miss the food quality there as the variety and quality is so good now- way better than average restaurants here in the USA.

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Anon09/12/26, 07:35No.2909794
Why pinay are so easy to get. I mean I had sexchat with so many Filipinos who shared nudes so easily compared to any other country. Not even for money. Just bcoz they are horny AF. What's the deal!!!
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Anon09/12/26, 17:27No.2909847
Give it to me straight anons, is it still easy to find a loyal woman in the Philippines? It's always been my hopefuel since 2014 but in the meantime ive been earning money to retire in the Philippines. Now that I can in 2026, I'm seeing so many blackpill stories now about 70yos with 19yo harems and average white expats running through all the local girls on the apps and in the villages... seems like the women have given up on practicing any kind of loyalty or gentleness that Filipinas were known for (assuming that was real to begin with)... Is it over for a browncel? Be honest anons, I know the situation ain't great but is it really that bad now?
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Anon09/14/26, 07:47No.2910144
How long does it take you guys to detox here? Moved from the USA trying to get shredded. I keep shitting my brains out no matter what I eat, gave up soda eat yummy cheap street food for breakfast some kinda sausage egg thing idk but it's like 2 dollars and a lot of protein on my way to the gym. Every toilet visit is like a thing out of a horror film, haven't shat properly in weeks.>inb4 dehydrated
I fill up a huge thing of water in my kitchen before heading out to the morning gym and again afternoon pool swim.
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Anon09/15/26, 19:15No.2910545
Why are there kids standing around fast food places at 2AM wide awake? Shouldn't they be getting sleep in for school? ffs I just wanted a late night snack and was bombarded with kids asking me for food and pisos. The cops didn't seem to care a bit, if this was back in Orange county cops would have swarmed the place demanding the kids call their parents to go back home to sleep.
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Anon09/16/26, 04:15No.2910617
What’s a good monthly rate for something like this but not as poorly furnished? 3br condo, w/ balcony modern fittings/furnishings. 12 month lease
I know these listings are complete ripoffs. So what’s the best approach?
https://www.dotproperty.com.ph/ads/3-bedroom-condo-for-rent-in-lahug-cebu_dde1d0dc13a6-161f-b372-8ac3-bc5dc089
