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Anonymous02/17/26, 11:20No.2864062Hostels
Help me convince my friend who's a stuck up bitch to spend three nights in a hostel with me. She's convinced she will either be mugged, raped or killed in a hostel. On top of that she's afraid of shared bathrooms and says she hates strangers. We're going to France btw.
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Anon02/17/26, 11:25No.2864064
Maybe rent a room and fuck her instead? If not get a twin room. Sometimes cheapest rooms aren't too far off for 2 people vs booking 2 bunks. I never went with hostels for this reason while I was travelling with gf, plus I needed a space to fuck her at the end of the day. If you're going for a hostel book something with a social vibe and don't book the cheapest shit imaginable, especially not in France. I used to volunteer for a budget hostel and it was full of dodgy weirdos.
>inb4 she actually wants to fuck OP hence why teehee let's do private room and OP is severely autistic abused dog who can't pick up on it
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Anon02/17/26, 11:26No.2864065
sometimes you can find room rentals in a house on airbnb that have private bathrooms
are you female too?
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Anon02/17/26, 12:11No.2864081
>my friend
>a stuck up bitch
she is absolutely right to be wary of spending time alone in a room with a psychotic nutjob like you
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Anon02/17/26, 13:22No.2864102
She's right. Hostels suck in a dozen different ways. Sleeping with strangers is awful; every little noise they make has you waking up, wary of what they might be up to. A smaller dorm may have less noise, but it's even creepier when there's only one other weirdo in the room with you who avoids eye contact and acts super awkward. Many times the bunk beds are flimsy and unsecured, so every little movement from the person up top shakes the person down below.
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Anon02/17/26, 13:59No.2864123
Anyone stay in Japanese hostels? I take advantage of their 90 day travel limit so this time to save money I booked hostels instead of an apartment an hour outside of Tokyo. I researched them all and they are all highly rated but it is also my first time staying in hostels.
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Anon02/17/26, 14:02No.2864124
>traveling with a woman you're not fucking
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Anon02/17/26, 14:59No.2864139
>travel with a girl to france
>can't understand why she wants a hotel
anon, are you gay?
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Anon02/17/26, 16:01No.2864163
>We're going to France btw
She's right
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Anon02/17/26, 20:34No.2864277
>having platonic female friends
why
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Anon02/17/26, 20:57No.2864283
You do realise that plenty of hostels in Europe have fucked up smelly migrants in them right?
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Anon02/17/26, 22:08No.2864291
i've missed a lot of hints too anon. don't be ashamed, we're all autists here but your wiser older bros are here for you.
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Anon02/17/26, 23:50No.2864306
Sorry, sharing a bathroom where you actually sit down and do your business and/or take a shower, dry off with the expectation of a clean toilet seat, clean towel and towel bar, clean floor only your feet touched, freely walk around naked to dry off, blow dry, those kinds of things are not done in a communal space by regular people. Toting your crap all at once to a bathroom. Are you poor? You must be male.
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Anon02/18/26, 00:52No.2864321
Hostels are universally considered an inferior good for the poor, or those that can stand low quality products (and the people that it attracts).No one in their right mind would want to spend any time in one when you can just pay for a hotel like a normal person.
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Anon02/18/26, 15:12No.2864480
She is hinting that she wants to sleep with you. This is why birth rate is cratering. You need to have sex and make babies, not travelling to France
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Anon02/19/26, 13:47No.2864694
These concerns aren't entirely unfounded, less of an issue in upmarket hostels but still, rich kids from the west often go nuts on holiday. Most hostels have female only dormsBut take the hint, book a private room in a hostel or an airbnb. Especially in France these are very common
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Anon02/20/26, 11:32No.2864893
Gross. Hostels were the worst experience I've dver had. You won't sleep well, you cannot trust your things are safe, the owners don't care, the staff isn't paid and works there for a bed so they don't care either, it's not clean, lots of freaks, some people live there, the area is always shit and loud.If you can't afford a hotel or villa don't travel.
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Anon02/20/26, 13:28No.2864902
>sharing rooms and facilities with randomsI travel to get away from people
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Anon02/20/26, 17:08No.2864942
This is a shit test where you prove you have the money and the willingness to spend on her, and you failed. As soon as the trip is over you can say goodbye to that pussy.
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Anon02/22/26, 03:04No.2865220
Hostels suck ass.
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Anon02/23/26, 07:41No.2865554
Oh it's time for the age-limit debate once again. The best bros I've met last year in a hostel were a 50 yo bald Turkish man getting away from the wife, a 70 yo Argentinian anarchist guy who told me there are only three great cultures in Europe: Greece, Italy and Turkey, the rest doesn't matter; another 70 yo Australian guy who looked like he was 40, and also two middle aged Serbs, one who had a frown and seemed really unfriendly but actually shared great cured meat he made himself and taught me things about local customs and history, another one who lived in California but was back in the Balkans for dental work and make me smoke weed, this last guy was completely crazy and broke my mind, how someone could be so knowledgeable about every subject but be so laid back at the same time.Anyway I befriend both zoomers and boomers in hostels, I don't give a shit. If I can afford a room for my myself, I will, but in some countries, I'm not willing to spend 100€a night for that. Nobody gives a shit except you about your made-up social norms.
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Anon02/24/26, 17:12No.2866052
>Stay in hostel
>35
>don't drink too heavily, gym 4 times a week
>eat healthy
>full head of hair+good hairline
>young face(kinda i guess)
>stay in hostels
>don't act like a boomer or try to hit on the "just turned drinking age" girls .02 seconds after nooticing them
>pace myself a bit drinking because everyone loses track so can compose myself a lot better
>address people like... people...
>no one bats an eye until I tell them I am 35 and they go wtf I thought you were like 27-28 bruhnot really hard, given how fucking garbo gen-z looks these days it's kinda weird how easy it is to fit in with basic healthy lifestyle things
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Anon03/01/26, 22:04No.2867482
tell her to buy one
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Anon03/14/26, 04:13No.2870089
1) why are you poor
2) why are you dragging your friend to unsafe places when you can be comfy and safe in your own country
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Anon03/14/26, 17:13No.2870162
Lucky guy, Just rent a single bed room and give her the hot salami.