Anon10/16/25, 14:38No.2833093
>N5
>At the JLPT N5 level, a learner can understand basic phrases and sentences written in hiragana, katakana, and fundamental kanji, and can comprehend short, slow conversations about everyday topics such as oneself, family, or shopping.
>For example, they can understand and use simple sentences like "私はサムです" (Watashi wa Samu desu), meaning "I am Sam," and "これは本です" (Kore wa hon desu), meaning "This is a book".
>They can also ask simple questions using the question marker か (ka), such as "あなたは学生ですか" (Anata wa gakusei desu ka?), meaning "Are you a student?".
>Additionally, they can express basic desires and preferences, like "私は猫が好きです" (Watashi wa neko ga suki desu), meaning "I like cats," or "私は新しい車が欲しいです" (Watashi wa atarashii kuruma ga hoshii desu), meaning "I want a new car".I want you to really take in and absorb the first few words of this shit. BASIC PHRASES AND SENTENCES. JAPANESE SENTENCES SPOKEN SLOWLY. If you think for one attosecond that any of the teachers in Beginner 1 are:
1. Speaking slowly
2. Using basic phrases or sentences
3. Saying basic shit like "I want a car," or "My name is Sue." for three hours straight, you are one huge fucking disingenuous faggot. Here's something basic for (You). You are the dumbest mother fucker on planet Earth right now. I know Hiragana, Katakana, and can even write some Kanji. I can introduce myself in Japanese. I can speak some basic phrases and sentences in Japanese. I understand some basic shit in Japanese. But what is being uttered in these classes is not basic. It certainly doesn't fall anywhere remot3ely under N5. I want (You) to take a selfie with the barrel end of a shotty, because the massive dump I just took in my music-playing toilet had possessed more intelligence and empathy than you. Now fuck off, faggot.
