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Anonymous09/30/25, 09:23No.2828572
>fell for the thailand meme
>buy a ticket and land the city
>it's hot, air quality is shit, you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
>old buses pass while spreading big black smoke
>wtf this shit
>download dating apps
>get 100 likes in one hour
>okay that's nice
>meet with 2 girls
>realize girls use heavy filter and they even have mustache in real life
>feel drained and order outcall massage to your room
>girl looks in her 20's and pretty in pics show up as a 40 looking woman
>ask her age
>she says "29"
>get a shitty massage, after 30 minutes she pushes for handjob even tho we agreed for 1.30 hour massage
>feel angry and go outside
>it's hot, air quality is shit, you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
God damn /trv/
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Anon09/30/25, 09:27No.2828574
>go to third world
>surprised it is actually third world
>didn't even get a good wank
fucking hell this board is hilarious sometimes
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Anon09/30/25, 09:29No.2828575
You're a real fuckup if you can't figure out how to have a good time in Thailand.
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Anon09/30/25, 09:40No.2828579
Just go to nana plaza idiot. You need to wait till 9pm or so.
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Anon09/30/25, 10:10No.2828584
I know what you did.>picked a bad hotel location on a noisy busy soi
>didn't use public transportation properly
>didn't use private transportation properly
>used your little head for thinking, believing that quality women could be found on tinder in a tourist capital of the world, and that they wanted to fuck you (for free)
>used your little head for thinking and believed that online outcall massage would actually have beautiful women (who dont need to work that type of job)
>wandered around in the middle of the day when its swelteringly hot and humid without a plan and without being prepared for the climateso basically all the first timer mistakes packed into your very first day, good job! Now you know just some of the things to avoid.Daytime in bangkok is shopping or fucking around indoor in the air conditioning until the evening. Typically I don't emerge until 4pm, have a swim get a little bit of sun, then a meal then a massage. By the time that's all over its typically 7pm-ish, and evening activities can begin.
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Anon09/30/25, 11:39No.2828595
>you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
Stopped reading there; an obvious case of terminal autism
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Anon09/30/25, 15:41No.2828630
stay home anon bangkok is obviously too overwhelming for you buddy
oohh scooter noise and the sun scary
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Anon09/30/25, 17:31No.2828649
>using tinder
>using online sources at all to get pussy
>in fucking BangkokHoly shit nigger what are you doing? Are you so autistic and socially awkward you cant go pick a girl out of a fishbowl at one of the numerous brothels/GoGo bars without spilling your spaghetti?Everyone knows why you’re there. There’s no need to skulk around the internet getting things sight unseen when it’s all right there out in the open. The women literally have numbers on them.
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Anon09/30/25, 18:17No.2828656
You are not supposed to stay in bangkok and have sex with chinks there retard.
Go to some Island in the Andaman sea.
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Anon09/30/25, 21:53No.2828691
get some earplugs
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Anon09/30/25, 21:58No.2828692
most people go to thailand to enjoy beautiful places
go to koh phangnan or pai or krabi or some shit
big cities are hellholes
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Anon09/30/25, 22:20No.2828700
>all the women are OLD, OLD, OLD
This is very true in Thailand these days. They agefraud for photos, but in person you can see the tiredness in their eyes. It's enough to make your pecker wilt if you don't pop some pills.
>it's hot
I'm seeing high temps of 32 C in Bangkok under overcast skies. That's as cool as the city gets.
>it's noisy
Standard for a megacity anywhere in the world...relentless traffic noise and exhaust fumes. But if we're being honest, even the smaller Thai provincial cities are industrious and full of traffic. Thais are very busy people.
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Anon09/30/25, 22:30No.2828703
>OBVIOUSLY not a Chiang Mai chad
Never gonna make it
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Anon09/30/25, 22:32No.2828705
>it's hot, air quality is shit, you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
You’re supposed to be riding a scooter too champ, it’s called having fun
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Anon10/04/25, 03:37No.2829623
I would brave this and more to get my penis touched by young fuckable women
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Anon10/06/25, 23:04No.2830355
I don't get the point of this post
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Anon10/07/25, 00:22No.2830372
feel drained and order outcall massage to your room
>girl looks in her 20's and pretty in pics show up as a 40 looking woman
>ask her age
>she says "29"
>get a shitty massage, after 30 minutes she pushes for handjob even tho we agreed for 1.30 hour massage
>feel angry and go outsideI’ve given catfishers 100 baht snd told them to fuck off within a few seconds and they do.Why would you go through with it? You’re worried about the wrong things retard.
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Anon10/07/25, 07:09No.2830478
How easy is it to find meth pills in Thailand? Is it relatively safe for a tourist to enjoy a small amount of daily meth while they visit?I heard in Phnom Penh there are bars where you can play board games with the bar girls, anything like that in Thailand?Is it safe to walk around listening to music on headphones, you won't get mugged?Any reports about good video game arcades in Bangkok that won't break the bank?
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Anon10/08/25, 06:00No.2830725
I lived in Cambodia for 2 years. Everyday when I rode to work I'd look around and be in awe with how many girls I found attractive while riding to my workplace. If they were my age, it was like an 80% chance I wanted to fuck them.I eventually tried the sexpat scene too. The bar girls were absolutely fucking feral in bed. Like fucking a wild animal, loud and passionate as could be. I eventually took a getaway trip to Thailand and was super excited.
>"I'm about to go to THE Thailand"
I thought. I believed I was about to see bitches I couldn't ever dream about. I finally get there, and the 80% fuckability of the women in Cambodia was not the same in Thailand. It was more like 20%. And 50% of that 20% were literally men. I couldn't believe my fucking eyes. Bitches with dicks, fat bitches, paste-y bitches- bitches that looked like they answered the fucking call with how plastic their faces were. And not even a good way. Some of them genuinely looked like fucking aliens compared to Khmer girls. And they didn't fuck nearly as good either.I loved Thailand and it's obviously 100% better than Cambodia if you can ignore the retarded, annoying, braindead tourists, but Jesus Christ the women were not it. Never been so disappointed in my life.
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Anon10/14/25, 04:19No.2832430
kek I went there last year after all the shilling. I left after like 2 days. Literal shithole other than the 7/11's.