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Anonymous06/04/25, 10:10No.2791036
are germans truly the superior tourists?
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Anon06/04/25, 11:26No.2791045
are twitter retards truly the inferior /trv/ tourists? take this shit to /pol/
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Anon06/04/25, 11:58No.2791053
>AMERICANS SUCK!!!
>never seen an asian tourist
Way to out yourself as a retardville, lemme guess this guy is from Netherlands, Denmark, or Sweden
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Anon06/04/25, 12:06No.2791054
I shoulder barged an old Chinese lady in Tokyo and I don't regret it, she did it to me first (twice) but she got staggered when I did it back
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Anon06/04/25, 13:07No.2791065
they're right about tips though, tipping should be banned everywhere
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Anon06/04/25, 15:22No.2791079
yes
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Anon06/04/25, 16:36No.2791099
Germans are total assholes when traveling. Basically what Americans consider all Canadians tourists except its 100% true.
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Anon06/04/25, 17:22No.2791114
Germans are good for thinking they know your city better than you do despite never having been until now
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Anon06/05/25, 08:40No.2791241
>are germans truly the superior tourists?
not reallybut Germans are EVERYWHERE
>walk through any, even small provincial, airport in the world, hear German
>deep in the Brazil Amazon, in a village, Ayahuasca ceremony, 2 Germans are there as well
>hiking in the Himalayas in Bhutan, German couple crosses my trail
>Indonesia on a random island with like 2 other tourists in a 100km radius, guess what, one of those is German
>Antarctica cruise, good portions of passengers is German, even one of the scientists is German
>camping in Patagonia, German already there and swims in 4°C lake
and don't even get me started on camping in Europe
you cannot escape
never>t. a German
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Anon06/05/25, 16:10No.2791320
Yes.
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Anon06/05/25, 18:07No.2791356
German tourists are excellent. Chinese tourists in China suck ass. Chinese tourists abroad are actually pretty well-behaved and respectful and chill. American tourists get a bad rap but they're fine.Canadian tourists are obnoxious. Basically everything people say American tourists are.
>t. CanadianI hate my countrymen abroad. In Canada, they're excellent though.
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Anon06/05/25, 19:58No.2791368
Because Germans are autistic retardsAverage german tourist day
>wake up early before anything is open at 7AM or some retard shit
>walk around realizing the mistake you've made and go back to hotel
>spend time realizing you made a horrible mistake and will have to interact with others by the time things open
>autisitcally scroll through phone at hotel breakfast looking for what time things actually open up
>hear americans talk and become very angry but remain silent
>rush out to get there at 1 minute past opening to avoid people
>walk autistically fast through each museum before any crowds can form and you may be forced to talk to someone
>hot because wearing all black in summer and about to die of heat exhaustion
>want to order food but english sucks so grab something from convivence store
>long day is over decide to end my adventures at 4PM with cheap beers by self in room/hostal
>get drunk and walk to a bar decide to sit in the corner and if anyone talks ask them autistic questions in the most perverted way somehow causing all conversations to sound sexual
>angry beers cost more than at home but don't want to say anything so walk back to hotel/hostel very late of 7:45PM
>debate killing self because bad day
>wake up early before anything is open at 7AM or some retard shit
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Anon06/05/25, 21:20No.2791383
How the hell can you "never see an asian tourist"What magical place is that? Northern Scandinavia?
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Anon06/07/25, 11:14No.2791841
this is crazy accurate
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Anon06/14/25, 21:11No.2793932
lol wat? german tourism = vegan cafes and "mandela" hostels with german hippie chicks fucking half the guests and the staff in a week
germans will unironically go to a taco stand and demand a vegan gluten-free option. If you come across one you better get ready for a monologue about their experiences on psychedelics in Peru with a 100% reeeel shaman. You'll get along if you go to raves though, or enjoy getting girls sniff coke off your dick.
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Anon06/15/25, 13:35No.2794141
Asian tourists have a list of places that they ALL go to.
You only see them there and there are hundreds.
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Anon06/15/25, 15:31No.2794161
I'm American and he's 100% right. The flood of American tourists who just got their passport for the first time in 2021 (eg Passport Bros/Passport Simps) that flooded into Thailand following COVID completely ruined what was literally paradise for decades to come in less than a year or two. Prices for everything quadrupled, women's attitudes turned to complete shit, everyone expects to for doing the bare minimum, the whole country reeks of weed and dumb overpriced soillenial themed market restaurants and bars started popping up everywhere. They turned the whole country into a literal carbon copy of the Bay Area in California. Now these dumbasses have literally priced everyone, including their own dumbass selves, out of Thailand and its tourist arrivals this year is literally the worst its ever been in a long while. Good job, idiots. They've did the same to Colombia too and now they've got their sights set on ruining Vietnam next. Literal fucking low IQ locusts.