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Anonymous09/04/26, 23:02No.85134199
General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.
Highly Inaccurate Numbers Edition
>What is HDG?
HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~
>Where can I read it?
Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/
or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guide
or Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/works
or the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/
Previous thread that is having a wonderful time at the Rinnan Rave: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85051219/

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Anon09/04/26, 23:05No.85134263
floret trapped in a crystal
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Anon09/04/26, 23:32No.85134797
This fantasy doesn’t work for me because my perfect domme would need to be really nasty and hurtful to at least a few people that were awful to me. She can’t be perfectly understanding of everyone or view it like dogs fighting it needs to be both of you are getting digitized, turned into candles, convinced that your flame burning out means death and then falsely “killed” like that a few times while my floret watches. And for the last time we’re going to play footage of MAD GOD and pretend that hell is real and you’ve been sent there.
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Anon09/05/26, 00:06No.85135435
mistress who loves you with the force of a thousand stars going supernova. and is also pointlessly, unyieldingly cruel to you (at least until you break)
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Anon09/05/26, 02:41No.85138060
sleepy flort that refuses to go to sleep even tho it's past their bedtime and their eyelids are getting heavy...
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Anon09/05/26, 07:00No.85141431
bapping my flort for being bad
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Anon09/05/26, 07:46No.85141829
>"a-are you going to e-eat me?"
>"sweetheart, of course not! where did you ever get that silly idea stuck in that precious head of yours?"
>smiles with her enormous shark teeth
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Anon09/05/26, 12:50No.85143993
you forgot the title again :/
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Anon09/05/26, 13:03No.85144091
floret who was a bad person in the accord but now they're mistress' sweet loved little floret. and she didn't torture them at all to get them there
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Anon09/05/26, 20:09No.85149390
flort that baps her owner
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Anon09/05/26, 21:18No.85150709
Mistress Loves Me!
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Anon09/05/26, 23:33No.85153316
floret who still observes the old accord-era holiday known as "charlie kirk day"
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Anon09/06/26, 01:20No.85155726
We're gonna have a kirkiversary edition aren't we...
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Anon09/06/26, 01:54No.85156370
what are firstblooms like compared to the other plants (asking for a friend)(
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Anon09/06/26, 02:29No.85156975
cornered and bullied by really tall florets at the club
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Anon09/06/26, 02:38No.85157145
shy, introverted indie getting caught up in a group of really, really extroverted florets and being pressured into being a flower too because they're really bad at saying no
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Anon09/06/26, 03:45No.85158209
sex with mistress send post
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Anon09/06/26, 03:46No.85158220
Affini who sets up the conditions for and then sends you off on big adventures (she's secretly watching over you the whole time)
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Anon09/06/26, 05:35No.85159789
mistress who pays you in cuddles and treats to shill for the compact on the overnet all day
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Anon09/06/26, 08:50No.85162346

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Anon09/06/26, 15:47No.85166491
indie that goes to the sniffles ward to be pampered when they have a hangover from drinking
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Anon09/06/26, 15:55No.85166582
floret political debate
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Anon09/06/26, 16:11No.85166773
occasionally making loud screaming noises to activate my owner's "my floret is in danger" instinct so they'll give me a lot of attention
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Anon09/06/26, 16:17No.85166852
vine nest...
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Anon09/06/26, 16:50No.85167284
Indie who's been conditioned to relax so completely for her affini masseuse that when her masseuse picks her up in excitement one day, she immediately falls totally limp. Affini masseuse who immediately notices and begins to carry her away, curious to see how far this goes. She almost got her 'client' inside her hab at this point, and she's pretty sure there's some form she can fill out that would allow her to claim an already effectively domesticated 'independent' as a pet.
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Anon09/06/26, 19:02No.85169590
affini that turns men into cute twinks
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Anon09/07/26, 01:21No.85176207
An affini couple domesticated the other 3 members of my tabletop gaming group. Naturally I want to quit and escape without it being seen that way. My current plan is to flee to another solar system and then say it slipped my mind, I forget to tell them.My friends are kinda gross now, seeing them sucks. But that’s “feralism”
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Anon09/07/26, 03:50No.85178598
rinianslop
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Anon09/07/26, 06:45No.85180639
blap
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Anon09/07/26, 09:06No.85182193
stinky floret
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Anon09/07/26, 15:00No.85185942
Life or baff for smely flort?
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Anon09/07/26, 17:23No.85188172
who drew that OP pic?
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Anon09/07/26, 21:04No.85192386
Cute
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Anon09/07/26, 22:24No.85193868
nap...
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Anon09/07/26, 22:28No.85193920
there might be more to life than yummy treats and mistress hugs
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Anon09/07/26, 23:35No.85195260
I like cuddling with affini because of whatever they do to make their vines feel so good but don’t want to be a floret. This creates problems because they have an issue with stopping
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Anon09/08/26, 00:35No.85196457
Cuddling with the cute Persian kitty I adopted at night after a long day makes me understand the affini better. She’s very standoffish when other people are around but curls up with me when we’re alone. She gets mad if I’m not in bed when she’s ready for bed
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Anon09/08/26, 01:03No.85197019
gang raped by little sprouts after foolishly letting my guard down
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Anon09/08/26, 01:18No.85197608
Getting humped by a bodymodded puppy or kitty floret with no ability to escape and being pushed down and growled at when you try and their owner decides to take your home since their little one does need a pinnate
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Anon09/08/26, 01:39No.85197980
walking up to a strange affini and wringing your hands and crying a little bit but just a little bit like a non suspicious amount and asking if you can maybe possibly cuddle for a little bit like not long just a little bit please
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Anon09/08/26, 02:07No.85198427
floret who doesn't know how to 'like' or 'reply' but nuzzles their cheek against their tablet screen when they see a post they really like
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Anon09/08/26, 03:05No.85199341
Indie that fails the mirror test accidentally after being pet by their self sufficence proctorffini
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Anon09/08/26, 03:08No.85199391
floret who, upon being left alone in a room with a mirror, starts crying and asking why they can't play with the other pet who is inside the glass
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Anon09/08/26, 08:29No.85202607

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Anon09/08/26, 11:04No.85203736
First bloom completely flabbergasted that you'd say you don't want to be her floret. She doesn't even know how to respond, she took your yes for granted.
The vines that laid open before you as if expecting you to enthusiastically throw yourself into her embrace, begin to awkwardly meld back into her shape.
This is now the third day in a row she has proposed to you, and each time she seems just as certain that you'll eagerly run into her embrace.
She gets just as dumbfounded every time you don't, retconning each rejection like it was caused by some weird cosmic glitch that shouldn't have happened under normal circumstances.
She doesn't attempt to convince you and doesn't seem to force anything as she's already convinced the feelings are mutual.
She just stays close and is always there for you, fully expecting you'll stop being such a buggy little floret one of these days.
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Anon09/08/26, 15:07No.85206363
i got digitized but my mistress keeps giving me colds for some reason ://
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Anon09/08/26, 16:24No.85207673
kuudere floret
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Anon09/08/26, 18:16No.85209382
terran exclusionary radical floret
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Anon09/08/26, 20:41No.85212252
Floret that sells "milk" in big glass bottles to oblivious indies
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Anon09/08/26, 22:56No.85214613
Yea
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Anon09/09/26, 02:23No.85217821
is it too much to ask to be a scared little feral with a very loving and gentle and understanding mistress???
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Anon09/09/26, 03:27No.85218659
>be artist
>before the affini invaded I used to upload my work online
>there are a few affini that really like it
>dont want to upload more and encourage them
>not uploading will make them check on me or some shitI just want the plants to leave me alone and not to be enslaved because one of them likes my paintings
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Anon09/09/26, 06:39No.85220617
pink affini...,
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Anon09/09/26, 06:46No.85220661
Affini who makes sure, above all, that you feel safe, even when things are happening that you might ordinarily find scary.
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Anon09/09/26, 08:36No.85221305
bronze age floret
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Anon09/09/26, 19:16No.85228143
>"h-hey, um... mistress... you know how you um, took my l-last name and everything when you, um, well, when you took me?"
>"um... w-what if we did the thing where i have your last name, a-and then my old last name, and there's like a dash or whatever between them?"
>"m-mistress? pleaseeeeee?"
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Anon09/09/26, 20:41No.85229296
floret who pathetically begs their mistress to keep the thread alive
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Anon09/09/26, 21:06No.85229707
indie who is tremulously submissive to all affini out of naked, obvious fear
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Anon09/09/26, 22:58No.85231748

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Anon09/09/26, 23:17No.85232116
indie who steals leafs from various affini and keeps them in a box under their bed
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Anon09/10/26, 01:48No.85234810
Indie who starts stuttering and crying as they start to realize they're going to fail and the wellness check officer is going to put them in a wardship
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Anon09/10/26, 02:05No.85235059
flock in flussy
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Anon09/10/26, 02:56No.85235722
affini frequently bringing you unfamiliar objects with unusual textures to see and touch and smell and sometimes taste
she insists this is somehow 'good for you'
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Anon09/10/26, 05:46No.85237937
punishments for naughty new florts
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Anon09/10/26, 08:24No.85239337
lettuce affini
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Anon09/10/26, 08:26No.85239359
getting eye biomods so i can view the world through the xbox 360 piss filter
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Anon09/10/26, 17:00No.85244335
Terran in the emergency room at the vet because they stole a leaf from a nettlefinni and jerked off with it
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Anon09/10/26, 17:14No.85244555
old man flort
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Anon09/10/26, 17:22No.85244702
What do they even teach in Terrans Are Adorable classes? Affini have to take them to domesticate Terrans okay but why
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Anon09/10/26, 18:51No.85246203
floret who learns about Terrans Are Adorable and becomes very upset because they can't go to "mistress school"
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Anon09/10/26, 19:55No.85247304
would Obama's hypothetical affini change his first or last name.
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Anon09/10/26, 22:38No.85250092
library floret
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Anon09/10/26, 22:38No.85250096
affini that gets you pregnant
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Anon09/10/26, 23:25No.85250905
>"mistresssssss do i REALLY have to wear these dresses?"
>"mistresssssss do i REALLY have to wear the collar?"
>"mistresssssss do i REALLY have to call you mistress?"
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Anon09/10/26, 23:30No.85250988
mommy who cruelly and unusually prevents her lactose intolerant floret from eating ice cream
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Anon09/10/26, 23:49No.85251358
>Be Affini
>Meeting youngbloom friend who just got a floret
>See their floret writhing on the couch with a swollen belly groaning
>"Is she okay?"
>Oh yes she just ate some ice cream despite being lactose intolerant
I'll admit it's kinda cute seeing Terrans getting tummy aches from eating things they know they shouldn't but I still feel like I should call the BXWC
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Anon09/11/26, 00:09No.85251720
floret 'milk' shakes are lactose free
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Anon09/11/26, 02:20No.85253735
hypothetically, if one were to adopt a human floret and take a relatively vines-off, gentle approach to their care (assuming that said pet did not want to be in their armed forces and was conscripted or otherwise forced into violent feralism), how long would it take for the floret to break? especially if it happened to be their very first floret. asking for a friend!
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Anon09/11/26, 04:29No.85255229
owner who takes away the fear of death
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Anon09/11/26, 05:37No.85256068
slob affini whose body is full of ticks and squirrels and birds and weird bugs and shit
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Anon09/11/26, 06:07No.85256368
Floret that can't sleep because its gonna get her
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Anon09/11/26, 06:24No.85256529
mistress forgot to put up the kirkmas tree. said it's "not even a real holiday". even though we celebrated it every year in the accord