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Anonymous09/03/26, 10:05No.98614925
>Hey we're a game company
>Here is our game it's LGBTQ+ furry faggotry tranny pronoun DEI palooza
>OMG This is probably Hello Kitty Adventure Island with plastic swords
>It's literally the most complicated, crunchy, tactical RPG ever made
>Well I bet the lore is just coffee shop fanfics
>It's dark brutal, and you could write several encylopedias about it
>Well uhh I bet the manly hetrosexual grognards over at OSR I doing all of that but way bigger
>OSR: This our fighter class, it has options like....attack...and well that's it. Also we have fewer stats than a Super Nintendo RPG
>How's your lore and world
>OSR: That's for queers. We just have mazes with orcs them. They were put there by the Orc God named Rape-Eye. That's really dark isn't it?
.....time to play the furfag game I guess....

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Anon09/03/26, 10:09No.98614932
I betting you're work or were working for Paizo. This screams please buy us again and shit.
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Anon09/03/26, 10:14No.98614939
>tranny game is full of autistic bullshit
>somehow this is a surprise
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Anon09/03/26, 11:25No.98615132
I agree that OSR boomers are lead-poisoned retards and larpers. I agree that paizo is crunchy.
But
Piazo games all suck complete ass to play. Just total dogshit mechanically and extremely uninteresting to spend time on

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Anon09/03/26, 11:27No.98615138
>It's literally the most complicated, crunchy, tactical RPG ever made
It's literally just D&D 4e except worse.
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Anon09/03/26, 12:35No.98615353
>cant compete with dnd, most people have never even heard of pathfinder
>osr boomers dont know how to use computers so they cant even read your passive aggressive complaints intended to bully them into playing your product
paizo was made to suffer and they deserve it
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Anon09/03/26, 14:12No.98615738
>It's literally the most complicated, crunchy, tactical RPG ever made
lmao
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Anon09/03/26, 15:24No.98616141
It's amazing how one can be so based yet so cringe at the same time

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Anon09/03/26, 15:41No.98616245
LGBT tranny freak shit is 99.999% of the time for men in drag.
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Anon09/03/26, 15:53No.98616297
Just find a GM who has their own home brewsetting, my mine is elden ring based and it's nogs and pajeet societies in the setting are the literal meat shields of an evil goblin race seeking to take over it.
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Anon09/03/26, 16:53No.98616612
I'd choose Hello Kitty Adventure island over bloated wanabee wargame with grimderp juvinile graphomania any day.
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Anon09/03/26, 18:54No.98617247
>it's complicated
>it's dark brutal

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Anon09/03/26, 19:26No.98617415
>OSR: [...] Also we have fewer stats than a Super Nintendo RPG
I think OSR focuses more on players and not characters. And that is feature (at least in their philosophy).>It's literally the most complicated, crunchy, tactical RPG ever made
Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? I can't tell.Fortunately, it's not like you are limited to Paizo's faggotry or OSR. You can also pick WotC faggotry!
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Anon09/03/26, 19:48No.98617504
I'm DMing OSE and my fighters can only attack because I want them to say stuff like "I bait it to jump on me and as it pounces I dash forward to pin it on the wall with all my weight while I try desperately to plunge my sword in its throat while my face is so close to it I can smell the rotten dead meat stuck between its teeth" instead of "I roll for Bearhug Chokehold, it's a 2D10 attack + 1/lvl - distance from the target". I'm tired of "people" playing their sheet in front of me and min-maxxing on my back instead of living the adventure.
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Anon09/03/26, 20:26No.98617660
>We just have mazes with orcs them. They were put there by the Orc God named Rape-Eye
Based.
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Anon09/03/26, 20:32No.98617695
>Pozzo now marketing on here
I'd say that's a new low but is it really.
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Anon09/03/26, 23:03No.98618372
Come home, white man.

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Anon09/03/26, 23:04No.98618376
>It's dark brutal
>No slavery
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Anon09/03/26, 23:45No.98618501
>It's dark brutal, and you could write several encyclopedias about it

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Anon09/03/26, 23:49No.98618510
I wish there was a middleground between California Fantasy and Episode 1 of Goblin Slayer simulator
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Anon09/04/26, 00:50No.98618782
Seems like a fagfest. Wasnt there supposed to be a mmorpg
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Anon09/04/26, 00:58No.98618820
There is no difference between Paizo's Fighter and OSR's Fighter in that example. PF2e's classes are basically nothingburgers.
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Anon09/04/26, 08:31No.98620206
>It's dark brutal, and you could write several encylopedias about it
Maybe it was, but then they removed slavery for woke reasons. I wouldn't be surprised if more edges were sanded off than remain.
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Anon09/04/26, 08:50No.98620253
Well, as a GM, given the choices between pf2e and 5e i would pick the first (even though it's like picking between a douche and turd sandwich) but pf2e vs OSR? The latter obviously nigger, you didn't specify a game vs a game but a game vs a whole game family with mostly cross compatible game content (even from later tsr editions of the game), the vast majority of which is GM facing (more stuff for me to use for making games). That said given actual freedom of choice i would NOT pick a deendee game, if you're in for something thematically adjacent (and depending on the type of gamestyle) i would run Cassic Fantasy (Mithras), Savage Pathfinder, Rolemaster, GURPS, WFRP, Hârnmaster, etc...Of course, if you you're a playeronly pig, all you may care is having an apparent buffet of (fake, because they're all exception based) options so you're going to pick the mongoloid choice.

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Anon09/04/26, 16:26No.98621632
>Here's our game, we put big titty sluts front and center so you know it's good

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Anon09/04/26, 16:40No.98621674
>Well I bet the lore is just coffee shop fanfics
>It's dark brutal, and you could write several encylopedias about it
You mean 15 years ago? Pf2e is all gaya and girlbosses now. Half the dwarven rules are women and another 3rd are xhe/theys
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Anon09/04/26, 19:17No.98622412
If you think Pathfinder is crunchy you wouldn't have survived the 2000's dude. This was basically the second most approachable system out there. And 2e isn't remotely crunchy by today's standards either.
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Anon09/04/26, 22:55No.98623545
>It's literally the most complicated, crunchy, tactical RPG ever madePaizo didn't make Phoenix Command...
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Anon09/04/26, 23:00No.98623573
What was the point of this thread?
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Anon09/04/26, 23:51No.98623830
Pathfinder is the worst ttrpg. For people too retarded to stop playing a d20 game that's just D&D 3.5 again but too pretentious to just play 5e.
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Anon09/05/26, 05:06No.98624912
Imagine I attached gigachad.jpg, I'm lazy>Oh no! The dark demon god Rape-Eye has filled the maze with orcs! I'd better clear it out before any wandering maidens get lost in the maze and have their eyes raped!
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Anon09/06/26, 17:49No.98631828
Or you could do some of the worldbuilding yourself instead of asking for it to be handed to you on a silver platter. Works for either system.
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Anon09/07/26, 17:11No.98636981
>>OSR: That's for queers. We just have mazes with orcs them. They were put there by the Orc God named Rape-Eye. That's really dark isn't it?Incredible based, but I can't find your kickstarter.
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Anon09/08/26, 19:14No.98642636
kek