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Anonymous01/28/26, 10:43No.97456664I'm tired boss
>Here is my UNIQUE HOMEBREW WORLD that has NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE, inspired by GRIMDARK like THE WITCHER, ANCIENT ROME, and THE TWO WARHAMMER WIKI PAGES I READ AFTER OLAYING VERMINTIDE.
>My world is DIFFERENT because the GODS ARE DEAD or they're CRUEL AND EVIL, and I'll be both upset someone is playing a cleric and wants information on how their deity is worshipped but also demand someone play one. I'll never write how regular people engage with the faith, it'll only be a bundle of twelve gods with the same purviews as the Greek gods and absolutely no history or myth beyond creating the world or probably a betrayal somewhere.
>The world is also very dark and struggling to recover from a recent apocalypse called the Sundering or the Ravaging except no one actually remembers what happened during it because apparently everyone died during the apocalypse but somehow the same nations popped up immediately afterwards with no changes.
>In my unique homebrew world, everyone is extremely racist because it Makes Sense. Also there are no humans because humans are extremely boring and this game is about being unique and cool! But don't actually deviate from the two sentences of lore I've given you because then I'll be angry you don't listen.
>I used Inkarnate to make a world map with roughly five cities on it, all of which are full countries but have no description besides one being steampunk ancient Rome that hates magic, and the other one being generic English/French fusion fantasy. There's probably a viking country somewhere but everyone will have Russian accents. There's no geographical features besides some mountains and an ocean, but this is the entire world and it's huge, trust me.
>Don't worry if I'm not telling you enough about the lore, I'll write your backstory for you and spoonfeed you tidbits as I steal them from pop culture video games without bothering to build them into the world fully.
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Anon01/28/26, 10:49No.97456685
You had me until the human part.
This type of asshole would either make it a human-only setting, or shun traditional fantasy races such as dwarves, elves and orcs, and only include "original" races of very often ugly type, such as rat-people, frogmen, lizard-people and ghublyfyn (goblins but another name).
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Anon01/28/26, 10:59No.97456726
I'm going to assume that you're just quoting yourself here, because I don't think you're describing anyone else's setting.
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Anon01/28/26, 11:06No.97456748
What game?
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Anon01/28/26, 11:22No.97456795
Have you tried not playing D&D?
If you play shitty games, expect shitty prizes.
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Anon01/28/26, 12:07No.97456926
I'm asking you, not the OP.
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Anon01/28/26, 14:41No.97457519
If this was a real game you were in you could just leave it but I'm getting the impression the thing you're this mad about exists only in your head.
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Anon01/28/26, 14:46No.97457540
Do you actually play games?
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Anon01/28/26, 15:03No.97457622
Want to be more specific about what you're mad at? Did you actually get stuck in a game like this or are you making up things on your head to get upset about?
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Anon01/28/26, 19:31No.97459150
>In my unique homebrew world, everyone is extremely racist because it Makes Sense. Also there are no humans because humans are extremely boring and this game is about being unique and cool! But don't actually deviate from the two sentences of lore I've given you because then I'll be angry you don't listen.
Jokes on you I've truly subverted this by getting rid of racism in my setting by making everyone white humans. Instead they hold grudges based on ethnicity much like the yuropoors throughout history.
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Anon01/29/26, 01:50No.97461220
The vikings live in The Fjord, and it's literally just Skyrim. He plays Danheim on his phone speaker when the party goes there. Every single time.His fursona lives there.