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Anonymous10/18/25, 10:32No.96780598
>i wub yoo, anon!
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Anon10/18/25, 11:02No.96780696
I wub you too behold!
Want
Ur
Bounty.
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Anon10/18/25, 11:09No.96780717
Eww, Kill it.
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Anon10/18/25, 11:20No.96780758
It scares 4channers more than any other beholder
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Anon10/18/25, 12:13No.96780939
My booty caught the eye of the beholder. Help!
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Anon10/18/25, 12:40No.96781054
dnd is so retarded nowadays
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Anon10/18/25, 16:12No.96782081
Awww, you’re sweet!
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Anon10/18/25, 16:26No.96782154
<3
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Anon10/18/25, 22:13No.96784397
BEHOLDER THAT MAKES YOU GAY
Large aberration, lawful evil (pending supreme court verdict)
Skills: Fashion Sense +12
Senses: gaydar 120 ft.
Languages: Deep Lisp, Underfruit
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Anon10/19/25, 00:55No.96785408
Jesus Christ Lucifer's a faggot!
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Anon10/19/25, 01:11No.96785546
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)I roll to fuck the beholder
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Anon10/19/25, 01:24No.96785639
as much as I hate the tumblr core direction dnd has been going
ultimately you control the narratives you run
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Anon10/19/25, 03:02No.96786251
>a creature so bigoted that they're know to hate each other over extremely minor physical differences
Even WotC doesn't read the rulebooks.
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Anon10/19/25, 05:41No.96787070
Every time I see this beholder, I am convinced fag acceptance is a serious mental disease. By accepting gays it morphs your mindset into thinking "Since butt fucking faggots are good, then maybe other things that I thought weren't good are actually good as well." The result of this is literally people thinking not all demons are bad, most are just misunderstood, and floating eyeball death monsters just want to be accepted and happy.
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Anon10/19/25, 11:16No.96787975
I liked the interpretation that the beholder is actually mind controlling everyone into engaging in debauchery for its own sick pleasure. Might make it into an adventure where they have to kill the beholder then the town never talk about it again and punish the crimes committed.