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Anonymous10/13/25, 01:43No.96741278How does your party deal with female villains?
Thread title. It always feels really awkward describing when happens when they're attacked, I have to admit.
It's like there's this natural squeamish that comes with describing what happens when a busty woman gets hit in the face with a mace.
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Anon10/13/25, 01:44No.96741287
Couldn't you try something else then? Like shrinking her instead.
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Anon10/13/25, 01:49No.96741317
>It always feels really awkward describing when happens when they're attacked, I have to admit.
Why not just simp for them instead?
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Anon10/13/25, 02:29No.96741488
Do you describe what happens to other foes when weapons hit them? Not everyone is playing the game like it's Mortal Kombat
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Anon10/13/25, 02:33No.96741504
Why?
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Anon10/13/25, 02:57No.96741621
Embrace the interplay of sex and violence. That's what enemies like the drow and succubi are for.
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Anon10/13/25, 03:12No.96741704
My last one was during a game of Traveller in my homebrew setting. A sexy Mormon witch with a notdune mind control voice power. They put wax in their ears and shot her to death with 9mm cartridge firearms. Very easy to describe.
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Anon10/13/25, 03:33No.96741816
>It always feels really awkward describing when happens when they're attacked, I have to admit.Candy-ass. Equal rights, equal fights. My players have never hesitated to kill an evil person just because they were an attractive woman.
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Anon10/13/25, 03:52No.96741892
On the contrary, after eons of of the most sickeningly vile women (real and fictional) getting undue pussy pass sympathy, it feels gratifying to quash female privilege in the cruelest fashion imaginable
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Anon10/13/25, 03:55No.96741902
>How does your party deal with female villains?
Violently.One of the girls in the group has an obvious thing for rape, slavery and general bdsm. She's polite enough not to try to turn the game into erp when she GMs but I'm pretty sure her and her husband have been playing through some of the 'fade to black' scenes on their own time. Pretty savagely judging by the marks I saw on her back last time we went to the beach, I don't mind a bit of rough play myself but I've never left permanent scars when I've whipped a girl.
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Anon10/13/25, 04:15No.96741990
Equal opportunity violence and sexualization. The dudes go shirtless, the girls wear bikinis, and they both get stabbed.
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Anon10/13/25, 04:34No.96742054
Personally I like killing them really sexily. Giving a nasty girl her well-deserved punishment is hot.
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Anon10/13/25, 04:50No.96742113
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Anon10/13/25, 05:34No.96742250
This is a really stupid question, but I was just thinking. Would anyone really be intimidated by a female villain? Like, let's say you're fighting a female knight instead of The Mountain that Rides.
In a world where there aren't any societal protections for women, where nothing stops your from (hypothetically speaking) raping her and murdering her if you defeat her, I don't think anyone would be 'intimidated' so much as bewildered and probably aroused.
It's like if you sent a sheep to fight starving wolves, the wolves will be confused but not particularly afraid.
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Anon10/13/25, 07:04No.96742573
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Anon10/13/25, 07:33No.96742632
>your viscious swings carve deep into her defense, leaving bloody wounds>she screams in agony as your spell (inflict wounds) takes hold and sickly black veins begin to race through her body like an infection, corroding and withering the skin>your fireball detonates with earth-shaking fury and a thunderous roar. For a moment you can see the shadowy outline of the drow priestess in the explosions centre, before she crumbles into ashesSomewhat like this, i guess?
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Anon10/13/25, 10:49No.96743348
>busty woman gets hit in the face with a mace.
hit her with a dick instead, duh
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Anon10/13/25, 10:57No.96743366
>How does your party deal with female villains?
if hot the soul is removed and switched with an not so attractive or even ugly yet friendly tavern wench (and then the not so attractive or ugly body and ugly soul is disintegrated), if not disintegrated.
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Anon10/13/25, 11:17No.96743427
Sure smells like divorced dude in here.
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Anon10/13/25, 12:45No.96743770
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Anon10/13/25, 13:04No.96743846
The last time we had a female villain we killed her and all of her friends by blasting their dropship out of the sky when they tried retreating.
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Anon10/13/25, 13:06No.96743852
My orc is simple
if you harm innocents, he will split you in half with his greataxe.
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Anon10/13/25, 23:11No.96747595
Why don't you care when men are harmed?
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Anon10/14/25, 02:51No.96748579
I am sympathetic, anon. I don't like the idea of women getting hurt, eith-- Wait. Why did you specify "busty"?Suspicions aside, there are several ways around this. Make the female villain evil enough AND threatening enough that both players and GM can feel good about her destruction. Monster transformations and unholy fortitude can allow you to describe an arm getting lopped off, but she's still fighting, powered by rage or magic or whatever.
Or arrange the circumstances such that the violence is brief and, to some degree, sanitized. She gets shot, drops to the ground, she's dead. You avoid the out-of-character discomfort that a "realistic" death might cause. This works particularly well for less-important female antagonists.Also, there is always at least one female player in my games that will happily kill whatever evil bitch the boys are getting squeamish about (not that this happens often).
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Anon10/14/25, 03:25No.96748729
I don't really use them, women in my settings rarely have the ambition for villainy.
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Anon10/14/25, 05:56No.96749368
see you're going to get a lot of replies that avoid the obvious response, because they don't want to look like creeps or they want to pretend there is or shouldn't be a difference because of the villain's gender, but the only thing to be gained by having the only confrontation that actually must happen be with a woman, is to play on her sexuality. So I'll be the one to say it, bang her and see if a baby mellows her out.
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Anon10/14/25, 05:57No.96749371
>not enough people show up to play D&D
>decide to run a setting I'd been working on for a while
>very gray, /x/-themed post-apocalypse game
>characters are tasked to go into the ruined city to get medicine for their village
>they do, make it to ruined hospital
>held by bandits
>negotiations break down, firefight with bandit gang
>one character shot in leg and permanently loses some movement speed
>decides he doesn't want to play a cripple, and retires the character
>new PC comes in and is a prisoner of bandits
>breaks out, finds female bandit leader, a 20 year old woman
>beats her unconscious after surprising her
>gets some alcohol and a scalpel and cuts her spine
>rolls insanely high on his healing roll
>ok now she is crippled
>after the rest of the bandits are defeated he takes her along in a wheelchair
>when she wakes up she starts crying
>I don't act her out but I mention her sobbing and whimpering
>they consider just dumping her in the nearby river to flop around and drown helplessly
>or leave her stripped naked to freeze or be eaten by mutant wolves
>eventually decide to bring her back to village for a "new life"
>explain that she will just be a burden, but they can try
>eventually character apologizes to her for crippling her
>bring her back to village
>she is slowly dying of infection
>they set out on a quest to find special medicine to stop it
>rolled secretly for how many days she has to live
>they set out and then that campaign trailed off
>sometimes when I would lie in bed I would fantasize about taking care of her and being her emotional confidant and comforting her as she cries about not being able to move her legs anymore
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Anon10/14/25, 06:30No.96749476
I usually just have her turn into a dragon or something
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Anon10/14/25, 06:32No.96749483
We... kill her. Like any villain.
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Anon10/14/25, 06:57No.96749556
It's like the old saying goes:
The wages of sin are rape
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Anon10/14/25, 13:48No.96750917
I swear to god coomer OP has made this thread several times.
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Anon10/14/25, 14:08No.96751040
In my experience it's about 70:30 chance of falling for woman's bluff pinning the blame on somebody else (often husband, or other such partner in crime) vs actually holding her accountable.
>It always feels really awkward describing when happens when they're attacked, I have to admit.
I recommend spending some time with ryona or female-centric guro to desensitize yourself to violence against fictional characters.
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Anon10/15/25, 10:27No.96757647
Rape
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Anon10/15/25, 11:08No.96757788
It depends. Oh my it so depends on factors and circumstances. Level of villainy, scope of the crimes and evil commited, power level and potential. Sometimes just beating them (knocking out, stripping of power) and tossing into jail is the order fo the day and a right thing to do, sometimes having a good psych session will do (IF she was misguided/had a reason and did not do much damage/evil and through work can earn back a good standing). Sometimes she has a really damn good motive for it, which complicates things, because then you learn that some baron abused his privileges and murdered her kids or husband or kin and its a revenge gone ugly. And if she is just a typical villain - evil with a goal - well, perma death is in order. And if she looks particularly good and its not an illusion... still a chopping block. No point in risking it. And whores that look much better than her are cheaper and safer to deal with anyway (and they fuck better too). Same goes for drow/succubi
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Anon10/15/25, 19:57No.96760994
mating press
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Anon10/15/25, 21:11No.96761573
The same as any other villains. The gender/sex of a character is not a factor in how they are dealt with.Equal fights. Your cultural disposition is as empathetic as it is also just a bias you have no rational justification for. If you don't feel bad about bashing a masculine villain's face in, it should be the same for the lady villains. Or maybe you should hesitate the same way for the men. Either/or, as long as you're recognizing your own biases and trying to be someone with consistency in how they look at things.
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Anon10/16/25, 10:28No.96765428
If she doable, she learns the hard and fun way.
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Anon10/17/25, 20:37No.96776456
From experience, they:>Call them "mommy"
>Invite them to travel with the party
>Help cover up their crimes
>Beat them up (literally only ONCE)
>Ignore them as they ride on horseback followed by undead
>Offer their friend's corpse as tributeSo I guess they don't deal with them at all. Bitches can just get away with stuff when these guys are around. The only thing they ever got from this behaviour was about 40gp.
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Anon10/18/25, 00:04No.96778007
More specifically, he's been posting about her since 2016. That's nearly 10 years.It's definitely a memorable story, but sometimes it feels like he's hurt by it.
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Anon10/18/25, 00:20No.96778093
We're all pro-rape chads.
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Anon10/18/25, 00:41No.96778212
it's not exactly nostalgia, but it's a related feeling. It kinda feels weird in a time sense.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:06No.96782367
>It's like there's this natural squeamish that comes with describing what happens when a busty woman gets hit in the face with a mace.Really?
>Player 1 hits Lady Von Villain in the face with his mace, delivering a death blow and putting an end to her evil for good
How is that squeamish?
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Anon10/18/25, 21:53No.96784249
>what happens when a busty woman gets hit in the face with a mace.
I rip a fat nut.
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Anon10/19/25, 02:58No.96786218
If she is smart she will beg for mercy and our party with hearts of gold will forgive her and give her a second chance.
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Anon10/19/25, 03:43No.96786475
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What's wrong?
Please explain to me in full detail what happens next. Are you chicken or something? It is no different from a manly man getting tossed into the spike pit, is it not? She is EVIL. Maybe the problem is you secretly enjoy this and you don't want to let it show through? Must be nice, still having that mask attached to your face... not all of us are that lucky anon...
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Anon10/19/25, 04:27No.96786723
Justice is blind. I don’t care if they’re a woman, man, tranny, nigger, orc, or whatever the fuck. If they’re evil I will smite them, simple as.
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Anon10/19/25, 09:44No.96787786
They fight her. At least one PC did try to talk her down, but he did that with almost everyone for religious and personality reasons. Villainess wasn't having it, when she became too injured in the fracas to keep fighting, she offered herself up as a sacrifice to her murder God. For the best, really. She was a serial killer who was increasingly divorced to reality thanks to all that Khaine-maxxing.
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Anon10/19/25, 10:20No.96787873
By taking "if evil, why hot?" far too seriously.
