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Anon10/22/26, 22:36No.158296594

is this the Manchester United battered by Hull City, 10 man Spuds and Como discussion thread?

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Anon10/22/26, 23:07No.158296854

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYY????

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Anon10/23/26, 00:17No.158297702

*enters the thread*

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Anon10/23/26, 01:18No.158299177

Could see Estevao going to PSG this January

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Anon10/23/26, 03:21No.158302726

Bit of a masterstroke from INEOS to buy 2 CAMs and 1 CDM to replace Casemiro (CDM) when they needed an additional CDM while Casemiro was there.I'm sure that won't leave a gaping hole in the midfield and couldn't be foreseen.Also INCREDIBLY specialist to not get a LB to cover that injury prone pudding Shaw.

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Anon10/23/26, 03:37No.158303096

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Anon10/23/26, 05:37No.158304229

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792733794284724.mp4 [https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792733794284724.mp4]

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Anon10/23/26, 05:38No.158304238

i quite like kate mason good voice for podcasts

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Anon10/23/26, 06:26No.158304431

>Aston Villa 3wins >Man U 1win 2loss

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Anon10/23/26, 07:14No.158304594

>Man United have 2 wins all season, against Ipswich and Sabah Surely that can't be true????

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Anon10/23/26, 08:48No.158304862

when will they start kneeling for antisemitism

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Anon10/23/26, 09:55No.158305155

this is an /epl/ exclusive but i'm hearing that if carrick gets let out of his misery, eddie howe is the preferred choice for the new manchester united manager

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Anon10/23/26, 10:22No.158305231

https://x.com/Villa_Verse/status/2113244719333699930KEK

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Anon10/23/26, 10:47No.158305318

all smiles

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Anon10/23/26, 11:26No.158305424

The super 6 Arsenal 1-0 Everton Coventry 2-0 Fulham Chelsea 4-1 Spurs Man Utd 1-1 Bournemouth Liverpool 2-2 Brighton Sunderland 0-2 Leeds Odds on

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Anon10/23/26, 11:39No.158305456

Carrick is getting fired after the Bournememe game

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Anon10/23/26, 11:48No.158305485

Dear Sir Ratcliffe,I do not have a black belt in judo like Wilcox does, but watching him run Manchester United feels like getting thrown onto bare concrete every weekend.Look at his track record against us:Crucial winger for the Blackburn side that snatched the title from Sir Alex in 1995. Over 100 matches in Leeds white. Over a decade building the Manchester City academy machine that knocked United off our perch.If someone hired a deep-cover operative to hollow out Old Trafford from an executive swivel chair, they would not change a single line on his CV.Allegiances aside, his actual professional performance is staggering.First, he dithered on Erik ten Hag, handed him a contract extension, and binned him a few months later. We gave him a pass because the regime was brand new.Then came Dan Ashworth. United endured months of public drama and paid Newcastle a heavy compensation fee to secure him as the sporting mastermind. By December 2024, Ashworth walked out the side door, leaving Mr. Benedict Wilcox to scoop up his responsibilities and take the director seat.Now look at the carnage. Rúben Amorim was ousted after clashing directly with him over his interference in team affairs. Now Lisandro Martínez, a player who leaves skin and bone on the pitch every match, is publicly questioning his squad building and asking what the hierarchy is actually doing.Sir Alex established one non-negotiable rule: No individual is bigger than the club. He ran a ruthless operation, but his staff delivered results and protected the dressing room. Wilcox has brought the paranoia and the internal friction without delivering the competence.When the manager, the recruitment chiefs, and the senior players all run into the exact same executive wall, the problem is not only on the grass.If this has been an elaborate hit job on behalf of City and Leeds, fair play. You got us.If not, Mr. Ratcliffe, take the keys back.Signed, United Fans

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Anon10/23/26, 11:58No.158305521

Earlyyyy Trooni bakeeeeyyyy

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Anon10/23/26, 12:09No.158305564

Lisandro Martinez calling last season “fantastic” is peak delusion when you remember the third-round FA Cup exit to Brighton, the Carabao Cup humiliation by Grimsby, and zero silverware to show for a third-place finish that still left them outside the Champions League conversation they pretend they belong in.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:10No.158305570

Nothing captures the current state of the club quite like their own centre-back admitting the performance was “really POOR” and that this isn’t a Champions League quality side anymore.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:11No.158305573

Martinez expecting more investment and more from the technical director is the kind of honesty that only surfaces once the dressing room realises the project is already dead on arrival.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:12No.158305578

The fact that a senior player has to publicly say “if you don’t change, next season it’s a big problem” tells you everything about how little faith exists inside the building.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:13No.158305582

Changing managers every five minutes while ignoring the rest of the club’s structural rot is the purest United tradition left.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:14No.158305587

Jason Wilcox being part of the Blackburn side that once cost Ferguson a title feels almost too perfect the ultimate sleeper ABU now helping run the place into the ground from the inside.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:15No.158305588

Arne Slot currently has the exact same number of Premier League titles as Mikel Arteta, David Moyes, Louis van Gaal, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Ralf Rangnick, Erik ten Hag, Ruben Amorim and Michael Carrick combined.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:16No.158305591

Conceding four to part-time pepperoni slicers is the natural endpoint of this project.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:17No.158305598

Como absolutely dismantled them and the only surprising part was that anyone still expected otherwise.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:18No.158305601

Common USA melty

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Anon10/23/26, 12:18No.158305602

Carrick and Bruno Fernandes already having public friction is the classic early warning sign that the next managerial sacking is already being written.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:19No.158305609

Bruno’s little speech about the staff deciding not to press man-to-man and “leaving a little bit of space” is the most polite way a captain has ever said the tactics are complete nonsense.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:20No.158305612

Saudis wanted him last summer and the body language suggests he’s already halfway out the door looking for a strong finish somewhere that still has ambition.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:21No.158305616

Watching Baleba gift the third goal against Como after all the hype is the purest comedy the season has produced so far. They installed a Sunday League coach and then acted shocked when the team started playing like a Sunday League side.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:22No.158305622

Poono Penandes kek

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Anon10/23/26, 12:23No.158305627

wtf this american never misses. every post is correct. HOLY BASED

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Anon10/23/26, 12:23No.158305630

The lack of fitness, total absence of a press, and baffling tactical setups under Carrick are not bad luck they’re the direct result of the appointment.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:24No.158305638

Mbeumo and Cunha arriving for big money and immediately going quiet is the new Gyökeres and Eze special.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:25No.158305644

Bruno Fernandes might be the most petulant captain the Premier League has ever seen all the arrogance of a serial winner with none of the actual silverware to justify it.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:26No.158305649

A bit weird for Lisandro Martinez to cry about how the sporting director didn't sign his replacement. Maybe if he wasn't shit then they wouldn't need to strengthen the squad.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:26No.158305650

United fans spent years complaining Ten Hag was too pragmatic and Amorim was too rigid, only to end up with a manager who appears to have no coherent idea at all.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:27No.158305653

The saddest part is looking at the upcoming fixtures and realising you cannot confidently pick them to win a single one.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:28No.158305659

TRANSCHESTER DILATED

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Anon10/23/26, 12:29No.158305664

RAPED by Como

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Anon10/23/26, 12:30No.158305670

Part-time pepperoni slicers Como

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Anon10/23/26, 12:35No.158305693

Dead man talking timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObBjGpIGZNI

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Anon10/23/26, 12:35No.158305697

Manchester United have had a problem with player power ever since the "muh chips" incident that they've never addressed.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:38No.158305710

Are Man U the new Spurs?

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Anon10/23/26, 12:38No.158305711

Mantroony in a bodybag

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Anon10/23/26, 12:40No.158305719

>this americhad bullied dave out of his own thread holy kek

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Anon10/23/26, 12:43No.158305729

you dont have to put every red cafe post you read in a separate post here @yank

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Anon10/23/26, 12:44No.158305731

Tran U are so dogshit that it's distracting everyone from the fact that Man City are cheats.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:44No.158305736

Mantroony fucked off to go suck cock in the Stretford Sikh end

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Anon10/23/26, 12:46No.158305741

Imagine the curry smelllll....

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Anon10/23/26, 12:47No.158305747

Calling themselves a big club while collecting two wins against Ipswich and Sabah is the most little-club energy imaginable.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:48No.158305753

Nothing screams “elite European force” quite like getting taken apart by Como and then pretending the project is still on track.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:49No.158305757

KEK Martinez admitting the club isn’t Champions League quality anymore is the kind of honesty that only arrives once the dressing room has already accepted mid-table as the new ceiling.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:50No.158305767

hey guys, i watched the carrick press conference, he opened up with a 6 minute monologue about how much he loves united and how it's all about humility, then answered every question pretty much with i'll do what's best for the club. not much real information to gleam from this presser

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Anon10/23/26, 12:51No.158305768

They spent the summer getting snubbed by actual targets and still talk like they’re competing with the sides who actually land them.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:52No.158305772

Bruno Fernandes delivering tactical lectures while the team forgets how to press is peak little-club captaincy all noise, zero control.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:53No.158305779

The fact that senior players are publicly questioning the technical director and the investment tells you the hierarchy collapsed months ago.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:54No.158305782

INEOS looked at a squad crying out for defensive steel and left-back cover and somehow decided more attacking midfielders was the answer. Pure little-club problem-solving.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:55No.158305785

Carrick’s side currently has the fitness levels of a pub team that only trains on Thursdays.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:56No.158305789

Watching Baleba get pickpocketed for a goal after all the hype is the perfect microcosm of the modern United signing: expensive, overrated, immediately found out.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:57No.158305795

They change managers like most clubs change kits and still act shocked when the same structural issues remain.

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Anon10/23/26, 12:58No.158305798

Third place last season with early cup exits and zero trophies is only “fantastic” if your ambitions have already shrunk to little-club size

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Anon10/23/26, 12:59No.158305806

The upcoming fixtures look less like a Premier League run-in and more like a series of traps a mid-table side hopes to survive.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:00No.158305809

No pressing, no structure, no mental fortitude just a collection of individuals waiting for the next individual moment of magic that never arrives

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Anon10/23/26, 13:01No.158305814

Bruno’s Saudi flirtation last summer suddenly makes a lot more sense when you watch this version of the team week after week.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:02No.158305819

They still talk about “standards” while regularly getting dismantled by sides with a fraction of the budget and none of the history.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:03No.158305820

Little club energy is spending big, missing targets, then blaming the manager for the fifth time in a row.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:04No.158305825

LizzyMartinez having to bite his tongue after another poor performance is the new club tradition honesty only after the damage is done.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:05No.158305830

Man called Lizzy yanno

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Anon10/23/26, 13:06No.158305834

The midfield currently has less control than a Sunday League side that lost its best player to a stag do.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:07No.158305837

Stag do bros....

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Anon10/23/26, 13:08No.158305839

Calling this a rebuild while the squad gets softer, slower and more chaotic with every window is the ultimate self-own.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:09No.158305841

uh oh sissy melty

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Anon10/23/26, 13:09No.158305843

They used to be the standard. Now they’re the cautionary tale other big clubs quietly point at when they want to stay disciplined.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:10No.158305852

Transchester Dilated bottling against Spurs and then getting battered by Atleti is the perfect summary of the current squad’s big-game temperament.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:10No.158305855

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Anon10/23/26, 13:11No.158305856

Nothing says little-club energy quite like watching Transchester Dilated go missing the moment the match stops being a training exercise

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Anon10/23/26, 13:12No.158305862

They spent years talking up Amad as the future only for Transchester Dilated to deliver the same soft performances once the lights get bright.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:13No.158305864

One moment of promise followed by another disappearing act the classic Transchester Dilated special

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Anon10/23/26, 13:14No.158305869

While the rest of the league produces reliable wide players, United keep rolling out Transchester Dilated and hoping the highlight clips still count

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Anon10/23/26, 13:15No.158305871

Getting cooked by Como and still having Transchester Dilated as one of the brighter sparks is how far the standards have fallen.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:16No.158305872

Little clubs produce players who go missing in big games. Transchester Dilated is simply matching the badge.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:16No.158305875

Fabian Hurzeler is commiting managerial suicide if he the rumours are true United are willing to the 45m release clause. Lung busting Japanese wingers are not in United's modus operandi

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Anon10/23/26, 13:17No.158305879

Tran U hear the Dilated sing? I can't hear a fucking thing

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Anon10/23/26, 13:19No.158305881

Brighton's manager pre-SNUBbed tranny dilated though

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Anon10/23/26, 13:19No.158305883

best /epl/ in a while ngl

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Anon10/23/26, 13:20No.158305888

Getting snubbed all summer, failing to land the players everyone else wants, and settling for midtable leftovers is the new recruitment model.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:21No.158305890

Transchester Dilated going missing again is the most reliable thing about this little club right now.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:22No.158305893

They still talk like a big club while collecting wins against Ipswich and Sabah like it’s a successful campaign.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:23No.158305899

Martinez dropping truth bombs about the club not being Champions League quality is the closest thing to competent analysis coming out of that building.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:23No.158305902

toasting in an epic bread

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Anon10/23/26, 13:24No.158305906

INEOS spent the summer missing every serious target and then acted surprised when the squad still looks like a mid-table project cosplaying as contenders.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:25No.158305912

How many SNUBs Mantroony?

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Anon10/23/26, 13:26No.158305918

Bruno Fernandes giving tactical interviews while the team forgets how to press is peak little-club captain behaviour, all speeches, zero standards

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Anon10/23/26, 13:27No.158305921

Carrick’s side currently has the structure of a team that lost a bet and had to play the rest of the season with a hangover.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:28No.158305925

Watching them get dismantled by Como and still hearing people talk about “the project” is comedy gold

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Anon10/23/26, 13:29No.158305929

Little clubs change managers every six months and blame the last guy. United have turned it into an art form

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Anon10/23/26, 13:30No.158305934

The fact that senior players are openly questioning the technical director tells you the hierarchy is already in free-fall.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:30No.158305937

Janitors? Do your job that sharmoot pays you for. I want to discus the english premier league ahead of this super saturday.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:31No.158305939

They signed Mbeumo and Cunha for big money and both have gone as quiet as a library. Classic United recruitment special.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:32No.158305945

Transchester Dilated bottling the big moments is just the squad’s personality in one player.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:33No.158305950

No fitness, no press, no spine, no plan, just vibes and hope that Bruno produces a moment of individual magic.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:34No.158305954

Calling third place with early cup exits “fantastic” is the kind of delusion only a club in decline can produce.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:35No.158305963

The upcoming fixtures look less like a Premier League schedule and more like a series of potential embarrassments

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Anon10/23/26, 13:36No.158305967

They used to set the standard. Now they’re the cautionary tale every other big club uses when they want to stay serious.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:37No.158305974

Little club energy is spending like a giant and still looking soft every time the match actually matters.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:38No.158305979

Bruno’s Saudi exit rumours make more sense every week this current side takes the pitch.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:39No.158305982

They keep talking about standards while regularly getting outplayed by teams with half the budget and none of the history.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:40No.158305986

BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO

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Anon10/23/26, 13:40No.158305990

If Carrick would just play Mainoo they would never be in this position.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:40No.158305991

liversissy has mantroony on the ropes here

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Anon10/23/26, 13:41No.158305992

zamn what a goated vread

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Anon10/23/26, 13:41No.158305993

The midfield has less control than a pub side that lost its captain to a works do.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:41No.158305996

spam and I hate united

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Anon10/23/26, 13:42No.158305998

worksdo bros...

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Anon10/23/26, 13:42No.158306000

They really fucking signed Carlos Balebabababababa

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Anon10/23/26, 13:44No.158306015

Bruno hates Tran U Warra assist

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Anon10/23/26, 13:45No.158306021

Add another assist to the tally Bruno assisting me in shitting on top of a pile of Manure

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Anon10/23/26, 13:46No.158306026

The ENTIRE footballing world is laughing at grim little Transchester United

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Anon10/23/26, 13:47No.158306031

Mainoo signed a new contract, scored a goal and suddenly he was world class again

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Anon10/23/26, 13:48No.158306036

You now remember the Indian fans being angry that Tranny Maguire didn't get called up for the World Cup

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Anon10/23/26, 13:48No.158306037

the yank has trojan horsed daves thread

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Anon10/23/26, 13:49No.158306039

Mantroony on a cocksuck break

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Anon10/23/26, 13:50No.158306040

Dave, Liversissy, AW and DSL are all the same person btw

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Anon10/23/26, 13:50No.158306043

Como beat the Chomos

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Anon10/23/26, 13:51No.158306047

Nothing says elite club like watching Transchester Dilated bottle it against Spurs then get cooked by Atleti the next week.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:52No.158306055

The entire project has Transchester energy now, all identity, no substance.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:53No.158306058

Bruno giving another speech about tactics while Transchester Dilated and the rest of the soft midfield get walked through is pure comedy

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Anon10/23/26, 13:54No.158306062

They change managers like most people change socks and still end up with the same Transchester vibes every single time.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:55No.158306065

The midfield has less steel than a Transchester pride parade in a strong breeze KEKKKKK

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Anon10/23/26, 13:56No.158306069

The whole squad has that soft Transchester aura now. No press, no fight, just vibes and the occasional Bruno moment that still isn’t enough

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Anon10/23/26, 13:57No.158306073

Martinez dropped the mask and said it out loud: this isn’t a Champions League club anymore. The rest of them are still doing the corporate denial routine.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:58No.158306075

Your little Butcher said your club is a meme.

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Anon10/23/26, 13:58No.158306076

Lads check out this new meme I've just come up with >troono fernandes

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Anon10/23/26, 13:59No.158306083

Transchester Dilated bottling the big games is no longer a surprise, it’s the business model.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:00No.158306088

Mbeumo and Cunha arrived with big fees and main-character energy and immediately went full background extra. United recruitment special.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:01No.158306094

Little clubs talk about standards while collecting wins against Ipswich and Sabah and calling it progress.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:02No.158306099

OH TROON CAN YOU DILATE BY THE HOMELESSLY NIGHT I'M SO PROUD OF TRANCHESTER WITH THE HRT WE SHARE

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Anon10/23/26, 14:03No.158306104

OH THE LAND OF THE AGP AND THE HOME OF THE PAKTROON

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Anon10/23/26, 14:04No.158306111

Transchester Pride.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:05No.158306117

>"If he looks at himself in the mirror, if Martinez and all of them looked at themselves in the mirror, they'll find what's looking back at them is them, and that's not good enough. They need to show more." Wayne Trooney might be the thickest cunt to ever live

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Anon10/23/26, 14:06No.158306120

TROONO TROONO TROONO TROONO TROONO TROONO TROONO PENANDESH SNUBBED BY SNUBBED BY SNUBBED BY SNUBBED BY SNUBBED BY SNUBBED BY MATEUS FERNANDESH

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Anon10/23/26, 14:07No.158306127

Mike Penders (21) is going to be starting this weekend because Robert Sanchez is at Como and Emi Martinez at Coma

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Anon10/23/26, 14:08No.158306129

The fact that Como tore them open and half the fanbase still talked about “the project” is the funniest part of the season so far

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Anon10/23/26, 14:09No.158306135

Como grooming scandal absolutely tearing open little Manchester Dilated

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Anon10/23/26, 14:11No.158306143

Honorary /mug/

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Anon10/23/26, 14:14No.158306158

Mantroony folded.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:15No.158306166

Transchester United are out here collecting moral victories against mid-table sides and still talking like the 90s never ended.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:15No.158306167

>Matheus Cunthairs >Benjamin Sexhole >Troono Penandes >Bryan Mbumhole >Diego Dalit >Amad Dilato >Fartus Spackford >Manuel Poosharte >Arsloss Balebored >Luke Shaw (fat)

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Anon10/23/26, 14:16No.158306172

The badge used to mean something. Now it just means Transchester Dilated plays lop their cock off

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Anon10/23/26, 14:17No.158306176

Little club behaviour is changing the manager, keeping the same soft players, and acting surprised when the results stay soft.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:18No.158306185

Carrick’s pressing instructions appear to be “maybe later.” The team took it literally.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:19No.158306193

Transchester Dilated in a big game is the football equivalent of bringing a water pistol to a knife fight against a back alley Tunisian

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Anon10/23/26, 14:20No.158306202

They still sell the history while the present keeps serving up Transchester Dilated masterclasses in disappearing.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:21No.158306208

Battered everywhere they go is no longer a meme, it’s just the fixture list.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:22No.158306217

Transchester United turning up to away grounds is the modern equivalent of walking into a trap with a blindfold on.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:22No.158306222

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN DILATED TROONY?

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Anon10/23/26, 14:23No.158306228

Little club energy is getting battered at home, battered away, and still releasing a statement about “taking the positives.”

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Anon10/23/26, 14:24No.158306231

Carrick’s tactics against decent sides currently amount to “absorb pressure until the battering begins.”

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Anon10/23/26, 14:26No.158306245

Little clubs get the occasional heavy defeat. United have turned “battered everywhere they go” into the brand.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:27No.158306250

Hey bossman I'll get some fish and chips make sure the fish is beer mannied (battered)

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Anon10/23/26, 14:28No.158306256

Bruno’s interviews are starting to sound like post-battering coping mechanisms.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:29No.158306260

Post Batter Stress Disorder

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Anon10/23/26, 14:30No.158306266

The only consistency left at the club is the guarantee of another battering waiting around the corner. Oh oh sometimes I get a /mug/ feeling

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Anon10/23/26, 14:31No.158306271

Jewke Shat playing Modern Warfare today then?

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Anon10/23/26, 14:32No.158306279

Can I get the fish supper with extra batter make it Transchester style, completely soft in the middle

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Anon10/23/26, 14:33No.158306282

Bossman why’s the fish already destroyed it’s on the United special, battered before it even hits the plate

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Anon10/23/26, 14:34No.158306286

One fish and chips please, hold the mashed up hammies just batter it like Carrick’s midfield every away day

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Anon10/23/26, 14:35No.158306292

Bossman I’ll take two battered sausages (Oh no not in that way, this isn't Transchester) one for the team and one for the project

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Anon10/23/26, 14:36No.158306296

Mate can I get the chicken goujons extra soft in the middle, just like Transchester Dilated in a big game

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Anon10/23/26, 14:37No.158306305

Bruv the prawns look lively don’t worry, they’ll be fully Transchester’d by the time they reach the table

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Anon10/23/26, 14:38No.158306312

why's the yank lost the plot

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Anon10/23/26, 14:38No.158306314

I’ll take the onion rings serve them already beaten, the authentic Old Trannord experience

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Anon10/23/26, 14:39No.158306321

Prawn toast for the table extra soft, no spine, disappears the moment any real heat is applied

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Anon10/23/26, 14:42No.158306336

Matheus Cunthairs arrived with main-character energy and immediately went quieter than the trophy cabinet.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:43No.158306343

Bryan Mbumhole cost a fortune and contributes less than the average corner flag.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:44No.158306349

Luke Shaw (fat) is available for selection roughly three times a season and still somehow keeps the left-back spot warm.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:45No.158306358

They spent big on Poosharte and Balebored and somehow the midfield still has the structural integrity of wet cardboard.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:46No.158306365

Matheus Curryhairs

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Anon10/23/26, 14:46No.158306370

https://youtu.be/MYWWmw8ld_Q?si=gNjA6rfIVozV0cI7I miss this so much

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Anon10/23/26, 14:46No.158306371

I forgot about Poosharte

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Anon10/23/26, 14:47No.158306374

Bryanjali Mbum-poo

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Anon10/23/26, 14:48No.158306384

Luke Shawarma (fat)

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Anon10/23/26, 14:49No.158306391

Old Trannord currently smells like a combination of broken dreams and a poorly ventilated curry house.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:50No.158306398

They don’t play football anymore, they just serve up soft performances with a side of poo.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:51No.158306408

Amad Dilato floating around the pitch is the football equivalent of a floating turd in the Ganges, hard to ignore, impossible to respect.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:52No.158306413

Ahmad Dilallosh

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Anon10/23/26, 14:53No.158306420

Luke Shawarma (fat) availability calendar: Jan: injured Feb: injured Mar: injured Apr: “close to return” May: injured again

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Anon10/23/26, 14:54No.158306425

Old Trannord atmosphere right now: blocked toilet + broken dreams + someone still trying to sell you a scarf

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Anon10/23/26, 14:55No.158306433

Luke Shawarma’s hamstrings have filed for divorce and still somehow get more game time than half the squad.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:56No.158306438

Amad Dilato’s heat map is just a single sad dot near the halfway line where he went to think about his life choices.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:56No.158306442

Everything ok pal?

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Anon10/23/26, 14:57No.158306446

Como 4-1 Transchester United Italian side that wasn’t even supposed to be in the conversation turned them into a public toilet Curryhairs invisible Mbum-poo somehow even quieter

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Anon10/23/26, 14:58No.158306452

Como didn’t just beat them. They took the entire project into a back alley and left it in a puddle. #raped #gaped

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Anon10/23/26, 14:59No.158306457

como took one look at that midfield of balebore and decided to turn the entire match into a public execution. four goals. no resistance. curryhairs stood around like he’d never seen a football before while mbum-poo went full ghost mode and dilato floated through it all like a turd that somehow learned to jog.

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Anon10/23/26, 14:59No.158306458

YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAHBravo; Zabaleta, (c) Kompany, Otamendi, Kolarov; Fernandinho, Yaya Touré; Sterling, de Bruyne, Sané; Aguero. Pep GuardiolaDe Gea; Darmian, Blind, Bailly, Valencia; Fellaini, (c) Carrick, Herrera; Martial, Mkhitaryan, Rashford. José Mourinho

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Anon10/23/26, 15:00No.158306465

the scoreboard said 4-1 but it felt like a mercy killing. troono poo-nandes did his usual captain face the whole time as if frowning hard enough would stop the next wave of attacks. it didn’t. nothing does anymore. this club gets battered the way other clubs get results

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Anon10/23/26, 15:01No.158306475

mashit mount and sand-n(ey) looked like two lads who met five minutes before kickoff and decided defending was optional. como walked through them like they were made of wet tissue and bad decisions. shawarma (fat) watched from the bench as usual. the whole thing reeked of little club energy and poorly digested curry.

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Anon10/23/26, 15:01No.158306479

He's been going non-stop for 3 hours

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Anon10/23/26, 15:02No.158306480

transchester united have officially reached the stage where getting spanked 4-1 by como is just another tuesday. no shame left. no fight left. just expensive passengers and a captain who thinks another interview will fix the fact the team shits itself every time someone presses

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Anon10/23/26, 15:04No.158306501

como didn’t just beat them they fucking humiliated them

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Anon10/23/26, 15:04No.158306502

YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAHMignolet; Clyne, Matip, Leiva, Milner; Lallana, (c) Henderson, Wijnaldum; Mané, Firmino, Coutinho. Jurgen Klopp.(c) Lloris; Davies, Dier, Alderweireld, Walker; Wanyama, Dembélé; Son, Alli, Eriksen; Kane. Mauricio Pochettino.

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Anon10/23/26, 15:05No.158306507

4-1 and it could’ve been six that midfield of madaughter mount got torn apart like it owed como money curryhairs stood there like a lost tourist mbum-poo went so missing he needs a missing persons report dilato floated around doing absolutely fuck all

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Anon10/23/26, 15:06No.158306513

troono poo-nandes pulled the same tired captain face while the scoreboard laughed in his face shawarma (fat) sat on the bench where he belongs

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Anon10/23/26, 15:07No.158306519

this isn’t a blip this is who they are now a soft, expensive, directionless little club that gets battered by anyone with a pulse

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Anon10/23/26, 15:08No.158306524

they don’t compete they just show up and get violated and somehow still talk about standards

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Anon10/23/26, 15:09No.158306529

YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAHCourtois; Azpilicueta, Luiz, (c) Cahill; Victor Moses, Kanté, Matic, Marcos Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard. Antonio ConteCech; Monreal, (c) Koscielny, Mustafi, Bellerin; Coquelin, Oxlade-Chamberlain; Iwobi, Ozil, Walcott; Sanchez. Steve Bould

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Anon10/23/26, 15:09No.158306532

lost to fucking hull let that sink in hull.

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Anon10/23/26, 15:10No.158306539

the midfield of maipoo and balebore got walked through by a championship side like they weren’t even there curryhairs contributed less than the corner flag mbum-poo went full witness protection dilato floated around doing his usual soft cunt routinecrooks could unironically walk into their starting lineup

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Anon10/23/26, 15:11No.158306548

this isn’t a bad result this is a complete and total embarrassment a soft, gutless, overpaid little club getting bent over by hull and still finding ways to talk about “the process”

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Anon10/23/26, 15:12No.158306549

Want another one or do I stop?

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Anon10/23/26, 15:13No.158306554

lost to hull fucking hull a team that shouldn’t be allowed to share the same postcode as a premier league side just bent them over and made it look easy

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Anon10/23/26, 15:13No.158306556

Premier League tonight Two teams better at football than Spurs

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Anon10/23/26, 15:14No.158306562

the entire midfield was a disgrace two soft bastards who couldn’t win a tackle if their wages depended on it the forwards went missing like they were allergic to the ball the captain stood there doing his usual empty stares while hull carved them open for fun

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Anon10/23/26, 15:15No.158306569

they talk about history they talk about standards then they go and lose to hull and expect people to take them seriously KEK

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Anon10/23/26, 15:16No.158306572

They transitioned so hard that they stopped winning trophies and started winning troonphies

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Anon10/23/26, 15:16No.158306575

looks like our boy isn't due for a return to action yet :(

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Anon10/23/26, 15:19No.158306599

drew with spurs and somehow that still feels like a defeat

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Anon10/23/26, 15:20No.158306608

ninety minutes of soft, aimless, gutless football no control no urgency no one willing to grab the game by the throat just a big expensive squad jogging around waiting for something to happen then looking shocked when nothing does

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Anon10/23/26, 15:21No.158306614

they’ll call it a point they’ll talk about character they’ll pretend it’s fine it’s not fine it’s another reminder that this is a little club in a big shirt happy to settle happy to draw happy to keep being averageAGAINST SPURS

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Anon10/23/26, 15:22No.158306622

ordered the full english came out undercooked and cold just like tran u against ten-man spurs

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Anon10/23/26, 15:22No.158306623

YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAHRobles; Holgate, Pennington, (c) Jagielka, Baines; Gueye, Schneiderlin, Davies; Barkley, Lukaku, Mirallas. Ronald Koeman(c) Schmeichel; Chilwell, Huth, Benalouane, Amartey; Gray, Drinkwater, King, Albrighton; Vardy, Slimani. Craig Shakespeare (RIP)

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Anon10/23/26, 15:23No.158306631

asked for the steak well done they bottled it and served it raw classic, guess my chef was Michael Carrick

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Anon10/23/26, 15:24No.158306639

one chicken tikka masala please make it collapse the second any pressure is applied exactly how Troon U handled a numerical advantage

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Anon10/23/26, 15:25No.158306651

can i get the burger with extra bottle tran u special looks solid until it has to finish the job

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Anon10/23/26, 15:26No.158306659

the fish was battered the performance was worse failed to beat ten men and still called it a point

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Anon10/23/26, 15:27No.158306669

they had the man advantage still managed to serve up a half-baked draw kitchen’s a fucking mess

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Anon10/23/26, 15:29No.158306688

I'M READY FOR THE TRANNICK NOW

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Anon10/23/26, 15:30No.158306700

Mantroony gone missing

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Anon10/23/26, 15:33No.158306720

Carrick on the verge of crying in the presser

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Anon10/23/26, 15:34No.158306724

Imagine if El Troono Penandes played for a big club

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Anon10/23/26, 15:34No.158306725

On October 23, 2016, Chelsea battered Dilated 4-0.Courtois; Azpilicueta, Luiz, (c) Cahill; Victor Moses, Kanté, Matic, Marcos Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard. Subs: Chalobah, Willian, Batshuayi. Antonio ConteDe Gea; Blind, (c) Smalling, Bailly, Valencia; Herrera, Fellaini; Lingard, Pogba, Rashford; Ibrahimovic. Subs: Mata, Rojo, Martial. José Mourinho

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Anon10/23/26, 15:35No.158306727

>conceding 4 to part time pepperoni slicers United are FINISHED

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Anon10/23/26, 15:36No.158306730

carrick has to step down now right?

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Anon10/23/26, 15:37No.158306738

4chan may be unreliable but you can always count on /mug/

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Anon10/23/26, 15:38No.158306743

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA >+ that Carrick and Bruno infighting HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

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Anon10/23/26, 15:39No.158306748

Both the team and Carrick are done.

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Anon10/23/26, 15:42No.158306760

.

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Anon10/23/26, 15:42No.158306761

WE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MAS AND A KWAB OF THE YEAR

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Anon10/23/26, 15:43No.158306767

/mug/buemo

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Anon10/23/26, 15:45No.158306780

Earlya Troona Bakea

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Anon10/23/26, 15:46No.158306787

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN DAVINDERRRRRRRRRRRR????

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Anon10/23/26, 15:48No.158306800

They'll buy Nico Paz for 200m as revenge

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Anon10/23/26, 15:50No.158306816

Mantroony in a spliff

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Anon10/23/26, 16:01No.158306882

18. Man U 19. Crystal Palace 20. Sunderland

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Anon10/23/26, 16:19No.158306998

>Vincent Kompany has been rushed to hospital in an ambulance after collapsing at Bayern Munich's training ground

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Anon10/23/26, 16:29No.158307052

Michael carrick situation?

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Anon10/23/26, 16:40No.158307138

Popped and Lopped just like de Ligt

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Anon10/23/26, 16:41No.158307149

Popt and Lopt

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Anon10/23/26, 16:44No.158307165

>this reply/image ratio Gimmickspergs must have been spamming again

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Anon10/23/26, 16:48No.158307196

>100 new charges

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Anon10/23/26, 16:48No.158307197

Feared that tonight’s match would feature the irrelevant 16 (formerly 14) but it’s even worse than that, practically a championship match

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Anon10/23/26, 17:03No.158307281

Shitting on Shitty :) Being a simp Fuck off to your containment zone you Indian simp freak

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Anon10/23/26, 17:14No.158307370

>Sakashit out for the season ohno, which pacebabby will Tuchel call up now?

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Anon10/23/26, 17:30No.158307498

>United and Liverpool (and Villa) get easy CL draws >United still fuck it How?

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Anon10/23/26, 17:45No.158307623

Mantroony fled.

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Anon10/23/26, 17:46No.158307634

>Transfield

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Anon10/23/26, 18:14No.158307827

>Not even a thread for tonight's game

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Anon10/23/26, 18:47No.158308061

Apparently the EFL are up for deducting City points if PL does and it and they get relegated (but unless it's 110pts then City could probably still survive because it's another season I see multiple clubs getting less than 20pts).

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Anon10/23/26, 18:55No.158308123

>.

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Anon10/23/26, 19:50No.158308597

not reading this yank spam, why even bother?

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Anon10/23/26, 20:47No.158309090

Spurs were so thick to sell Lankshear

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Anon10/23/26, 21:03No.158309291

A draw is the thinking man's result

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Anon10/23/26, 21:05No.158309307

AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE AN OLD MAN EAT A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRSSSS BAR BAR BAR

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Anon10/23/26, 21:07No.158309322

I like the current opening/closer of premier league matches. But nothing will surpass the one with the kasabian song

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Anon10/23/26, 21:30No.158309514

Dramok, when the cheeks clapped

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Anon10/23/26, 21:41No.158309582

For me it was Spot the Ball

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Anon10/23/26, 22:40No.158310005

An actual 6 hour sissy melty.

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Anon10/23/26, 23:21No.158310284

Terrible thread

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Anon10/23/26, 23:58No.158310669

windy day tomorrow for it

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Anon10/24/26, 03:32No.158314384

Mantroony out getting bummed in the Gay Village

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Anon10/24/26, 03:33No.158314401

>Under-pressure Manchester United boss Michael Carrick delivered a passionate and emotional address lasting five minutes and 30 seconds as he battles to save his job. >And he refused to rule out dropping skipper Bruno Fernandes for Sunday's Premier League meeting with Bournemouth at Old Trafford. >Instead of taking his seat and answering questions as normal in Friday's scheduled pre-match media conference at Carrington, Carrick said he wanted to start himself. >It was a strategy former boss Sir Alex Ferguson used, although the legendary Scot rarely spoke at such length. Buck status:annihilated.

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Anon10/24/26, 04:01No.158314604

>poono said the club is stuck in the past >carrick then proceeds to talk about ferguson, rooney, and dem man

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Anon10/24/26, 04:11No.158314689

how long until bruno gets the sack

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Anon10/24/26, 04:20No.158314795

The entire world is laughing at the grim little Transchester club

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Anon10/24/26, 04:21No.158314806

>I am TROONO, son of TROONO TROONO Fernandes at the wheel

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Anon10/24/26, 04:51No.158315024

who on earth is waking up and thinking yeah i fancy a bit of jake humphrey on my drive to work

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Anon10/24/26, 04:55No.158315061

He might be grim but would rather Jake Humptits than your token foid talking about football and trying to be one of the lads

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Anon10/24/26, 08:46No.158316398

>No God Four until 3pm Dullo

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Anon10/24/26, 08:46No.158316399

October 24 Aston Villa 2-2 Manchester City 12.30 Arsenal 1-0 Everton 15:00 Coventry City 3-2 Fulham 15:00 Chelsea 4-1 Tottenham Hotspur 17:30>October 25 Crystal Palace 0-0 Newcastle United 14:00 Hull City 2-1 Brentford 14:00 Liverpoo 0-3 Brighton & Hove Albion 14:00 Manchester United 2-4 Bournemouth 14:00 Sunderland 1-3 Leeds United 16:30

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Anon10/24/26, 09:23No.158316601

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Anon10/24/26, 09:37No.158316694

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTROOOOOOONEH

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Anon10/24/26, 11:19No.158317279

Early tranny bake KEK davina is seething

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Anon10/24/26, 11:32No.158317351

i'm back

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Anon10/24/26, 12:59No.158318136

the gooning man's result says whattttt

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Anon10/24/26, 13:06No.158318190

michael carrick

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Anon10/24/26, 13:11No.158318231

can the mighty villa do it lads

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Anon10/24/26, 13:18No.158318288

Anything from the trolley lads?

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Anon10/24/26, 13:19No.158318313

This team battered Liverpool.

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Anon10/24/26, 13:26No.158318388

Manchester is red!

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Anon10/24/26, 13:30No.158318436

>+18 GD Brighton are crazy lads

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Anon10/24/26, 13:35No.158318471

>Jackson's birthplace is uncertain: several sources claim he was born in Banjul, The Gambia, while Chelsea and Bayern official profiles claim he was born in Djibonker, Senegal,

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Anon10/24/26, 13:36No.158318476

the invincibles season will never be topped.

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Anon10/24/26, 13:36No.158318477

Adrian Durham just kick-started the 3pm coverage with "How good were Aston Villa?" - so that'll be the media line but actually they really weren't good. Not a slight on Villa but City were HORRENDOUS

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Anon10/24/26, 13:37No.158318478

>started painting my kitchen at 8:30am >just finished in time for the 3pm games >knackeredfully expecting my muscles to start screaming at me in an hour or two. At least I can laze around and watch football now.

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Anon10/24/26, 13:41No.158318508

Shitizen truly has a one-track mind

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Anon10/24/26, 13:42No.158318516

Como 4-1 ???

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Anon10/24/26, 13:45No.158318538

Did Jordan replace Kuwaiti?

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Anon10/24/26, 13:57No.158318630

Mad fucking windy out

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Anon10/24/26, 14:06No.158318696

SLOP SIX FC LOST TO VILLA LMAO

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Anon10/24/26, 14:06No.158318698

>from 250kpw to 10kpw dang

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Anon10/24/26, 14:17No.158318800

Imagine earning "only" £10,000 per week. Oh nooooooo.

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Anon10/24/26, 14:18No.158318818

He just wants to stay up late playing video games, please understand

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Anon10/24/26, 14:33No.158318961

Neverton are so useless

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Anon10/24/26, 14:40No.158319042

Manchester City lost earlier ok

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Anon10/24/26, 14:42No.158319070

Daily Mail had an article about how Spurs can beat Chelsea today. With Spurs the media seems to just forget on a weekly basis just how appalling they are

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Anon10/24/26, 14:42No.158319071

Mantroony was on the street looking into my car What the fuck is his problem

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Anon10/24/26, 14:49No.158319127

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Anon10/24/26, 15:16No.158319406

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Anon10/24/26, 15:25No.158319546

joao pedro missing from the chelsea selection; it looks like geovany quenda, who is portuguese (born in guinea-bissau), will be starting in his place according to my sources

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Anon10/24/26, 15:27No.158319582

[/sp/thread/158319550#p158319550] [/sp/thread/158319550#p158319550] [/sp/thread/158319550#p158319550] totten ham vs chel sea match thread

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Anon10/24/26, 15:56No.158319974

I wasn't paying attention to formations. When and why did meta change from 2CMs and 1DM to 2CM and 1AM?

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Anon10/24/26, 15:57No.158319997

>Moyes

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Anon10/24/26, 15:57No.158320000

Arsenal win

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Anon10/24/26, 15:59No.158320024

GoFundMe for Donnarumma's Hair Transplant WHEN?

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Anon10/24/26, 16:01No.158320046

he somehow managed to scam another club >Rotherham United have signed Brandon Williams on a short-term deal until 23rd January 2027. well that's oddly specific, only 3 months?

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Anon10/24/26, 16:07No.158320160

just noticed a hospice can sponsor a L2 club? is british hospice usually wealthy enough to sponsor a club?

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Anon10/24/26, 16:30No.158320539

i went out with an umbrella today because weather has been really bad, i used to think umbrellas were a women fashion item like high heels or purses but hearing carrick talk glowingly about umbrellas i gave one a try and it's really nice it keeps you a lot drier than a hat or a newpsaper over your head

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Anon10/24/26, 17:09No.158321486

Chelsea are fucking SHIT

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Anon10/24/26, 17:38No.158322067

Madison ded yet again. Last what, 2 games?

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Anon10/24/26, 17:49No.158322342

Here comes Palestra from Italy

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Anon10/24/26, 18:05No.158322695

Did Penders just clean punch the ball into his own net??

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Anon10/24/26, 18:07No.158322734

>PENDERPS

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Anon10/24/26, 18:09No.158322807

From bad to worse, damn

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Anon10/24/26, 18:09No.158322813

Don't want to see any of you cunts saying Chelsea have had a good season it was never true but now it's not even funny

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Anon10/24/26, 18:09No.158322827

UH OH STINKY Chelshit lmao

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Anon10/24/26, 18:10No.158322830

Rent boys seething?

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Anon10/24/26, 18:15No.158322945

It's gone from worse to awful

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Anon10/24/26, 18:15No.158322957

OH MY DAYSS!!!!

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Anon10/24/26, 18:15No.158322970

now Chelshit have made Mathys Tel look like Son Ming-Chong

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Anon10/24/26, 18:20No.158323099

Spurs never getting relegated now

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Anon10/24/26, 18:23No.158323180

>handing the 27-28 EFL Championship title winners a win like this peak KWAB play from Chelsea

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Anon10/24/26, 18:27No.158323277

talk about spurs not the other team stop being obsessed

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Anon10/24/26, 18:29No.158323381

didnt expect that

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Anon10/24/26, 18:37No.158323582

The gimmick spastics will be enraged by that result

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Anon10/24/26, 18:40No.158323644

>Cartel member (cheated worse than City but were too shit to dominate so no one cares btw) throw a game for the pity cartel member to help them not get relegated Banter league. Banter sport.

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Anon10/24/26, 18:41No.158323672

battered

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Anon10/24/26, 18:42No.158323682

That'll be 2 open play goals in 25 games against the Sky 6 for Cole 'Cold Penmer' Palmer

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Anon10/24/26, 18:43No.158323717

The rentboys have done a major stinky and gave tottenshit a win.

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Anon10/24/26, 18:45No.158323749

>battered by spuds Disolve shartsea NOW

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Anon10/24/26, 18:52No.158323899

>Chelsea have received 9 red cards since the start of last season

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Anon10/24/26, 18:55No.158323964

vampire wanker

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Anon10/24/26, 19:02No.158324089

bracing to hear how cole palmer "isnt that sort of player" i mean he either is that sort of player or hes dogshit at putting his feet where they're supposed to go which is sort of what they claim he's good at these are your options

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Anon10/24/26, 19:18No.158324488

mad how the media are going all in on petulant Morgan Rogers for a late swipe at the ball but said nothing when a scarlet faced Declan Shite with steam venting out of his nostrils chased down a poor defenseless African boy and kicked him to the ground off the ball

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Anon10/24/26, 19:21No.158324548

Mad how this spudwog keeps inventing victim fantasies for himself. No wonder he's a plastic scouser.

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Anon10/24/26, 19:26No.158324663

UPDATED TABLE

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Anon10/24/26, 19:41No.158325031

It's UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euP-gcytxyE

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Anon10/24/26, 19:49No.158325192

>Mah nearly broke the table on DR Sports that arab guy had to protect the table kek

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Anon10/24/26, 19:53No.158325297

UnitedGODS will RAPE Mememouth tomorrow and smack the Irrelevant 16+1(City) down to their irrelevancy.

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Anon10/24/26, 19:57No.158325410

What would you estimate the IQ of this tweeter?

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Anon10/24/26, 19:59No.158325450

can't say I look at football twitter because i have a life and get laid

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Anon10/24/26, 20:10No.158325712

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN CHELSISSYYYYY???Even Manure didn't lose to Spuds.

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Anon10/24/26, 20:13No.158325767

NEW [/sp/thread/158325756#p158325756] [/sp/thread/158325756#p158325756] [/sp/thread/158325756#p158325756]

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Anon10/24/26, 20:31No.158326211

if the season ended today (people would go mental if that happened btw) Chelsea would have a Champions league spot

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Anon10/24/26, 23:26No.158330564

lot of spam in the new thread...

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