english shitters

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AnonymousUnited Kingdom10/13/26, 08:25No.158179500english shitters
what is it about english players that just screams crap? you just take one look and know they're absolute rubbish not worth even a tenth of their spanish or south american equivalent
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AnonUnited States10/13/26, 13:57No.158180680
60 years without trophies saps them of all aura and vitality
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AnonUnited States10/13/26, 14:23No.158180813
Just look at England's list of "GOATs" and compare that to any other major football nation's
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AnonUnited States10/14/26, 00:23No.158187326
All the best EPL players are foreigners. They're cucked.
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AnonUnited States10/14/26, 03:56No.158190116
So why do they look world class when they go to any other league other than the prem?
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AnonBrazil10/14/26, 05:13No.158190580
Something about Anglo culture puts physicality and athleticism above everything. This is true even for Americans to a certain extent.Germans have a similar obsession but in a different way, it seems to be more about efficiency than straight up athleticism, while Italians are more about intimidation, idk,The only ones I can't pinpoint are frogs because all their best players are imported so they all had varying styles.Anyway, going back to England, players who get picked solely for their physicality often look clumsy as fuck. We call them grosso here, it's that tall and/or strong dude who can barely control the ball but still gets picked just to be an annoying fucker
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AnonUnited Kingdom10/14/26, 23:42No.158197391
OP is a pajeet from leicester who's upset because people on /cric/ are mocking the country his parents abandoned because india lost at home to west indies in cricket, cricket being the only sport played by all 1.4 billy """people""" in that "country"
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AnonUnited Kingdom10/15/26, 07:51No.158201953
>using a picture of Le Tissier to make their shit take https://youtu.be/lRwhiNf0YIY?si=PF4V84kXJPhdexAw Could use both feet, almost perfect penalty conversion rate, almost perfect disciplinary record, scored bloody sublime goals, and is always one of the first /sp. posters to respond with "vax status?" whenever a sportsman has a heart attack or dies young.
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AnonAustria10/15/26, 15:08No.158204028
It's funny how he's gone from cult legend to fringe lunatic in the eyes of the British because he's isn't some NPC goycattle deemed palatable by the bbc propaganda machine
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AnonMexico10/15/26, 16:05No.158204320
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AnonUnited Kingdom10/15/26, 17:10No.158204783
Ironically Le Tiss would have faired far better in la liga than in the Prem.
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AnonUnited Kingdom10/15/26, 21:37No.158207775
Number of English players to win the Ballon d'Or >4 Number of Spanish players to win the Ballon d'Or >2
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AnonUnited States10/17/26, 19:06No.158233032
Island genetics
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AnonUnited States10/18/26, 03:41No.158242995
They're just not athletic enough
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AnonUnited States10/18/26, 17:25No.158251607
Who even is the GOAT of English football?
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AnonUnited States10/19/26, 15:00No.158266374
look at that oaf lleeel
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AnonUnited States10/20/26, 22:50No.158283753
No technique
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AnonIndonesia10/22/26, 01:04No.158287108
EPL playstyle is less technical compared other leagues so any players that can run and pass are thriving
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AnonNetherlands10/22/26, 19:53No.158295190
Foden was great this week
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AnonUnited States10/23/26, 17:23No.158307439
if Harry Kane is your country's GOAT, well...
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AnonUnited Kingdom10/23/26, 17:28No.158307475
>Tiss is unfathomably based even after retiring
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AnonPortugal10/23/26, 22:17No.158309872
THe only thing your country doesn't produce is good coaches. Players? Nonsense, there's so many good players. England team 2004-2010 shoul«ve won something. yeah, yeah yeah i know Frank Lampard admited in the media there was no tam harmony, and it showed, but still...that team was so good, much bgger failure than Belgium
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AnonCanada10/23/26, 22:33No.158309960
Gareth Barry Stewart downing Andy Carroll
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AnonCanada10/23/26, 23:09No.158310207
And Palmer, Dewsbury-Hall, Barnes, Bowen, Maddison, Grealish, Foden and Dibbling are all very technical players so its not like they cant produce them