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Anonymous
10/03/26, 13:55No.158017013/147/ Shenzhen Open General
previous >>157692805
chinese milf edition
Now shenzhen open SF Blumpff vs Wu
Next Northern Ireland Open & International Championship

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Anon
10/03/26, 13:58No.158017030
If I was Jimmy Robertson right now I'd kill myself
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Anon
10/03/26, 13:58No.158017032
Drumpf thought the match against Selby was the final.That 4th frame was one of the worst between Drumpf and Wu.
Looked like amateurs going for single pots every time and failing most.
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Anon
10/03/26, 14:18No.158017181
based Vietnamese thread starterbased final post

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Anon
10/03/26, 14:39No.158017352
Anime.This is me every time Jebb pots a ball, so it's obviously /sp/ related.

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Anon
10/03/26, 14:56No.158017510
some nice zesting from the Judderbald this frame
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Anon
10/03/26, 15:02No.158017580
it's Juddover
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Anon
10/03/26, 15:15No.158017717
Today, Judd has been both potmogged and hairmogged.
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Anon
10/03/26, 15:19No.158017751
what's next for Judd, he can't even win meaningless tournaments anymore
World Champ is already out of the question
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Anon
10/03/26, 15:22No.158017773
Alright, we avoided the worst-case scenario for once.
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Anon
10/03/26, 20:18No.158022749
>page 9

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Anon
10/04/26, 05:34No.158034397
>page 9

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Anon
10/04/26, 06:55No.158035006
Not bad so far. It could turn out to not be an execution after all.
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Anon
10/04/26, 07:50No.158036104
I forgot this General was a thing
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Anon
10/04/26, 08:23No.158036890
Nawty double from Yuan to win the frame
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Anon
10/04/26, 09:44No.158038850
*steals you're frame*

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Anon
10/04/26, 11:41No.158041172
Alright, time for the final session. After this, we >wait 2 weeks, unless they stream the Asian Q Tour.
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Anon
10/04/26, 13:52No.158042536
Saw this on boomerbook.

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Anon
10/04/26, 14:24No.158043013
Wu Yize getting into shape for the new season.
I expect him winning more.
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Anon
10/04/26, 17:47No.158046689
This October:(O)pen the books that challenge you.
(C)ondition your mind for depth.
(T)reat your attention as currency.
(O)wn your internal reality.
(B)ury excuses in silence.
(E)mbrace solitude and focus.
(R)epeat until it’s automatic.
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Anon
10/04/26, 20:56No.158052905
https://youtu.be/uiRHqFCuQGw
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Anon
10/05/26, 06:35No.158064261
imagine if she took off a pair of tights she'd been wearing all day and shoved them in your face
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Anon
10/06/26, 03:09No.158076225
Only a couple of days more.
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Anon
10/06/26, 14:39No.158079178
Snooker 900 is on, no waiting required.
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Anon
10/06/26, 15:20No.158079406
this 900 referee looks like the Royal Unit

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Anon
10/06/26, 15:23No.158079427
G N E L F C I D E RWhy doesn't anyone tell the ref to clean the kubol?
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Anon
10/06/26, 16:31No.158079859
This is disgustingly unzesty. I'm eating my fifth lemon since it started, just to keep my levels at minimum.
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Anon
10/06/26, 17:18No.158080161
>Jummy
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Anon
10/06/26, 20:40No.158082422
Well, considering the participating players and the format, this isn't ideal, but at least it's snooker.
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Anon
10/07/26, 03:03No.158087890
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Anon
10/07/26, 12:52No.158090498
The Gay, as expected, is invulnerable to women, but Reannie E'Vans doesn't give up.
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Anon
10/07/26, 14:48No.158090931
Gnelf strong.

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Anon
10/07/26, 15:25No.158091107
>Gnelf immediately gets whitewashed
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Anon
10/07/26, 18:36No.158092268
Don't you dare lose this, Gareh.
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Anon
10/07/26, 19:56No.158092680
G N E L F C I D E R
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Anon
10/07/26, 20:54No.158093113
He dared.
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Anon
10/08/26, 03:02No.158097937
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Anon
10/08/26, 13:50No.158101131
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HaMZG5Ga8k4Is Judd now coaching football too? Looks like him
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Anon
10/09/26, 03:03No.158108872
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Anon
10/09/26, 08:22No.158111154
What's the latest on Mork? ETA until withdrawal?
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Anon
10/10/26, 02:02No.158117926
Found this dude at my local

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Anon
10/10/26, 09:33No.158120773
>Snooker 900, England: :[
>Snooker 900, China: :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36vvGQ5Srf4

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Anon
10/10/26, 21:43No.158131940
classic Tina

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Anon
10/11/26, 03:56No.158139043
Snooker is an interesting sport I wish it was bigger here
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Anon
10/11/26, 08:38No.158141006
just seven sleeps until norf open

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Anon
10/11/26, 10:56No.158141858
what's even the logic behind mark's absence? that he used a slightly longer than normal bridge for the missed black? its not like he played with his other hand to flex or some shit. he missed a pot, it happens.the manor of Murphy's defeat in the final was surely worse given how close he ACTUALLY was to the win.
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Anon
10/11/26, 20:52No.158155454
Page 10 barely 9 hours after the last post. Strange.
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Anon
10/12/26, 09:12No.158165732
>waiting for Australian Women's Open

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Anon
10/12/26, 13:46No.158166871

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Anon
10/13/26, 03:02No.158176628
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Anon
10/13/26, 20:44No.158184956
Snooker loopy nuts are we...

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Anon
10/14/26, 11:33No.158191731

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Anon
10/15/26, 03:00No.158200582
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Anon
10/15/26, 19:51No.158206821
Can anyone stop him?

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Anon
10/15/26, 20:45No.158207335
Here's your related video game for tonight.

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Anon
10/16/26, 11:01No.158217793
>Wu Yize and He Guoqiang have both pulled out of the BetVictor Northern Ireland Open for medical reasons.
Wu has that woninchinasocantbearsed-itis. Very sad.
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Anon
10/16/26, 11:10No.158217828
Happy Birthday Desi.

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Anon
10/16/26, 17:32No.158219717

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Anon
10/16/26, 19:08No.158220389
happy birthday to the Desinator

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Anon
10/17/26, 18:15No.158231852
when's snooker
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Anon
10/17/26, 22:15No.158236311
Alright then. Time to get the last sleep over with so we can finally have some snooker.
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Anon
10/18/26, 06:18No.158244500
Less than three hours.
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Anon
10/18/26, 08:01No.158245180
>Norf Open
>64 players in Round 1
>two (2) Norfs in the field
>both meet each other
>on Tuesday at 1pm local.
WST is evil. EVIL.
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Anon
10/18/26, 10:36No.158246002
ref in the guodong/craigie match looks like he's on the ozempic. sad.
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Anon
10/18/26, 11:06No.158246151
Si ain't winning this match after that in off, pure psychological damage.
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Anon
10/18/26, 12:01No.158246516
>ycps that are seeded in the top sixteen

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Anon
10/18/26, 12:07No.158246549
It'd Dongver...
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Anon
10/18/26, 12:44No.158246764
GWAN SEETHO
GWAN GILLOI can gwan those two safely because one of them is almost sure to win.
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Anon
10/18/26, 12:47No.158246793
Huang jumping the kubol over the brown instead of potting it lol
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Anon
10/18/26, 14:38No.158248534
Anthony and Thep: IN.Now it's our time, Selboys. Although, Gnelf v Baranowski sounds okay too.
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Anon
10/18/26, 15:19No.158249231
wew that clearance

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Anon
10/18/26, 15:45No.158249599
GWAN THE SHARK

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Anon
10/18/26, 16:55No.158250950
>lelby
>killson
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Anon
10/18/26, 17:19No.158251478
>Heathcote can suddenly play snooker
So this is the power of Selby's aura that buffs everyone around him, excluding himself.
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Anon
10/18/26, 19:54No.158254760
>Le jobs in the first round man

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Anon
10/18/26, 21:51No.158257595
Do the needful, Liam.
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Anon
10/19/26, 05:01No.158264067
Morning lads, how are we? I have decided to be a Scott Donaldson and Liam Pullen fan for this tournament.

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Anon
10/19/26, 10:27No.158265191
>be in the Top 16
>lose
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Anon
10/19/26, 10:37No.158265221
shitters who still play for snooker when there's only pink and black left should have their tour card revoked
stop wasting everyone's time faggits
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Anon
10/19/26, 14:22No.158266069
Hawkbros...
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Anon
10/19/26, 16:27No.158267029
It's time to admit that Ronnie is past it and should retire.
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Anon
10/19/26, 16:44No.158267122
GWAN KA WAI
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Anon
10/19/26, 16:47No.158267148
It's Rppver
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Anon
10/19/26, 19:27No.158268453
why is everyone jobbing in the first round?

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Anon
10/19/26, 20:32No.158269098
That was Bingham's 1,000 pro match win

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Anon
10/19/26, 20:55No.158269274
this jpg is a souvenir

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Anon
10/19/26, 21:11No.158269444
>Selby, Ronald, Shorn and Jebb all rekt in the first round
Oh my lmao.
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Anon
10/19/26, 21:17No.158269514
>Liam Highfield match starting past 10pm
Lel Will they ever fix this awful scheduling for HN events? Robbo was complaining about it the other day so.. maybe but probably not
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Anon
10/20/26, 01:36No.158272978
this is now a Martin O'Donnell thread
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Anon
10/20/26, 07:10No.158277026
New hakos arrived. I remember only 3 out of 4 items, so I'm going to enjoy the surprise.

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Anon
10/20/26, 08:59No.158277317
You wouldn't believe the hakos I witnessed. And you don't have to, I'll post them all sooner or later.
I finally collected all main studio albums. Together with compilations, lives etc. I now have 60 CD albums and 7 cassettes. A not bad start, if I do say so myself.
Now to tag the songs from the new album. While watching snooker.It's a shame Rigward won, by the way. If both him and Willo lost in the first round too, it would be even funnier.
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Anon
10/20/26, 09:03No.158277328
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI forgot about the girls. Could've easily watched the last ~1.5 hours of the final. Which was between Ng and Mink. I'll save it for when there's no live snooker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYNY3PLjsVc
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Anon
10/20/26, 10:43No.158277695
Willer: I NBing(You) actually managed to win 3 frames and has an advantage in the decider now.
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Anon
10/20/26, 12:21No.158278154
Mork is BACK :)

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Anon
10/20/26, 13:46No.158278448
Mark Allen looks and plays like shit
maybe he should take another break I'm worried he might kill himself this time for real
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Anon
10/20/26, 14:58No.158278855

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Anon
10/20/26, 15:02No.158278876
Mark Allen says he's retiring
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Anon
10/20/26, 15:44No.158279179
What's the problem with Mark Allen? Surely it's not just missing that black?
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Anon
10/20/26, 16:00No.158279308
What the fuck is this thread doing constantly getting bumped? You’re all unironically sitting around watching televised professional pool? Are you retarded?
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Anon
10/20/26, 16:41No.158279595
>xintong out
only three top sixteen players left lmao
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Anon
10/20/26, 16:50No.158279652
>Interviewed by TNT Sports after the match, the 12-time ranking event winner said: If I hadn't been playing Jordan I wouldn't have come back. I felt if I was going to play one last time, playing here at the Waterfront where it all started in 2005, against one of my best mates, I thought that was a better way to sign out.>I have been flooded with support but the problems are within. I just don't see a future in snooker if I'm honest. It's sad to say because it's all I have loved to do since I was 12. The last few months have been really difficult and it has sort of put snooker into perspective for me. At the moment I am just trying to survive."

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Anon
10/20/26, 17:20No.158279876
mark bros is it really over

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Anon
10/20/26, 17:39No.158280007
ozempic fucks you up
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Anon
10/20/26, 18:14No.158280215
It would be hilarious if jegg won this again

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Anon
10/20/26, 18:38No.158280394
Honestly feeling bad for mark allen. He always gives the vibe of depressed emoji.hope life again blooms for him in future.
On another news i made a 16 lead break in my today's snooker match against my friend. 3 red 1 black and pink. I'm progressing pretty good as an amateur who is playing snooker for 2 months.

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Anon
10/20/26, 19:10No.158280766
What happened to Mark Allen, why he wants to retire?

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Anon
10/20/26, 19:13No.158280814
>Theppy potting the red into bottom left and black into top right in one shot
what a god
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Anon
10/20/26, 19:29No.158281103
Caam on all good sirss. Do the needful.

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Anon
10/20/26, 19:32No.158281170
Is mark perform the sudoku
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Anon
10/20/26, 19:57No.158281629
>Is Jack Lisowski the European Ding Junhui?
t. Eurosport Germany (The Home of Snooker)
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Anon
10/20/26, 20:17No.158281875
>Xintong is already outLmao, no more dominant player on the Tour?
We WTA now?Also turns out that Wu did not miss much by forfeiting this tournament.
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Anon
10/20/26, 21:05No.158282869
Peak Lisowskian performance this
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Anon
10/20/26, 21:24No.158283104
Has some checked up on Allen.
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Anon
10/20/26, 21:27No.158283141
>current title holder out as well
Keeps getting lmaoer.
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Anon
10/20/26, 22:26No.158283570
Meanwhile: Poland stronk.
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Anon
10/20/26, 23:16No.158284009
>3-2
Come on, Rickeh.
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Anon
10/20/26, 23:43No.158284367
What's your favourite Mark Allen meme?

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Anon
10/21/26, 23:16No.158285905
Ania

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Anon
10/22/26, 04:50No.158289613
>Wake up
>Internet killing apocalypse occurred and I can't do anything to protect my data
Cool

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Anon
10/22/26, 05:53No.158289858
tfw too low iq to be depressed

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Anon
10/22/26, 10:27No.158290948
I sense a Kyren v Jak Jones final
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Anon
10/22/26, 11:57No.158291532
feeling a bit loopy tbqh
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Anon
10/22/26, 12:24No.158291682
Kyren Wilson with his face like a bus driver from the 1940s
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Anon
10/22/26, 14:04No.158292272
think we need some more zoom ins on pang's sad little face.. 100 isn't enough
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Anon
10/22/26, 16:26No.158293162
BaraBros...

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Anon
10/22/26, 19:15No.158294757
>minister of destroyed
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Anon
10/22/26, 19:39No.158295041
Lads it's time to choose your midife crisis1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don't drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
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Anon
10/22/26, 22:15No.158296441
Just in case anyone hasn't seen Mark Allen's social media response to his harrowing interview a couple of days ago.

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Anon
10/22/26, 22:16No.158296453
His comments take up two whole pictures, which is just unacceptable.

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Anon
10/23/26, 09:25No.158305022
problem, ycp enthusiasts?

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Anon
10/23/26, 11:05No.158305356
>Buyee "suspended its services to address potential system vulnerabilities"
>"we expect to resume services until October 31"
Nooo, think about the hakos!
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Anon
10/23/26, 11:37No.158305450
Sending my energy to World Snooker Champion Sirss Kyren Wilsaar.

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Anon
10/23/26, 12:19No.158305610
>three ball plant
wew
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Anon
10/23/26, 12:46No.158305742
>fouls and a miss
>kyren wilson, four
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Anon
10/23/26, 13:10No.158305854
Koiren is so back
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Anon
10/23/26, 14:19No.158306194
elite snooker that was
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Anon
10/23/26, 14:25No.158306236
>both QFs are blow out
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Anon
10/23/26, 14:38No.158306313
Absolute jobber lineup.
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Anon
10/23/26, 14:52No.158306417
Please end the suffering.
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Anon
10/23/26, 17:47No.158307639

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Anon
10/23/26, 18:14No.158307828
Wtf Mork has a beard now?!
The welsh whizzard...
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Anon
10/23/26, 18:29No.158307947
Davy G fucking loves that ice bucketThe man never stops shoveling iceAbsolute ice man
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Anon
10/23/26, 18:52No.158308095
>giblet
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Anon
10/23/26, 18:54No.158308120
gilbert what the fuck are you doing
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Anon
10/23/26, 19:06No.158308210
the le farmer man looks and plays so fucking nervously come on grow some fucking balls this is one of your best chances to win another ranking title man
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Anon
10/23/26, 19:18No.158308307
I don't know how they keep that lad stocked up on iceMust have his own personal freezer in the arenaAbsolute ice machine
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Anon
10/23/26, 19:32No.158308425
Good pair of matches so far

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Anon
10/23/26, 19:55No.158308649
Cam on Mork score some fahkin points
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Anon
10/23/26, 19:56No.158308664
Santa Cymru bringing cold kebab to all naughty players
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Anon
10/23/26, 19:59No.158308687
this is a good ad for why you should drink water over coke
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Anon
10/23/26, 20:03No.158308715
Gilbert and Willow taking turns pissing the frame away, there's like at least 3-4 frame losing errors in each frame
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Anon
10/23/26, 20:16No.158308842
gilbert's positioning has been abysmal today don't let the scoreline fool you
willow's also been dogshit but he can be excused since he doesn't practice anymore
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Anon
10/23/26, 20:48No.158309099
Wales bros we are BACK
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Anon
10/23/26, 20:51No.158309140
Actually Mork's coca cola just kicked in so he's finally powered up
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Anon
10/23/26, 20:57No.158309208
another classic choke from the farmer Gilbert
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Anon
10/23/26, 21:09No.158309342
Three consecutive centuries damn
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Anon
10/23/26, 21:18No.158309427
What a pot down the railll
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Anon
10/23/26, 21:26No.158309488
Well that was anti-climactic

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Anon
10/23/26, 21:44No.158309613
>Fluk Jones
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Anon
10/23/26, 22:14No.158309848
Jones pots a ballsy double and proceeds to snooker himself lmao
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Anon
10/23/26, 22:25No.158309915
Alright, time for the cider.
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Anon
10/24/26, 02:39No.158313402
snooker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7g_h02qfr0
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Anon
10/24/26, 05:53No.158315341
garish burberry-style carpet.
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Anon
10/24/26, 07:48No.158316100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq4roPKJi00
New stream but the matches haven't started yet. I think they should be on in ~15 minutes.
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Anon
10/24/26, 10:05No.158316899
these* matchesReannieWinsLOL
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Anon
10/24/26, 11:16No.158317259
No more streams, it appears, but that other match starts in 45 minutes, may as well watch it while >waiting for snooker (af).
Oh, the Thread is up, by the way, if you want to grab something: >>>/mu/131941351 [//boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/131941351#p131941351]
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Anon
10/24/26, 12:27No.158317837
cragheads rise up
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Anon
10/24/26, 14:30No.158318932
this is a chuckle brothers frame
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Anon
10/24/26, 14:30No.158318941
what is happening
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Anon
10/24/26, 14:57No.158319205
gwan vache-ji _/\_
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Anon
10/24/26, 15:05No.158319284
CAM ON CRAGGY

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Anon
10/24/26, 15:22No.158319497
Caam on KOIREN.

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Anon
10/24/26, 15:39No.158319745
CIDER
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Anon
10/24/26, 15:53No.158319927
wtf was that
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:07No.158320156
stop it craigie, you're not the boy
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:11No.158320236
absolutely 囧
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:15No.158320311
lmao

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Anon
10/24/26, 16:16No.158320327
Incredible fluke, Kyren is fuming.
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:18No.158320355
This is still tough table to win.
Caam on Kylel
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:28No.158320506
Get these two jobbers out of here holy shit
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:28No.158320519
It's craigver...
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:32No.158320583
craigie lost it more than vache-ji won it, blimey
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:32No.158320595
KYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEN

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Anon
10/24/26, 16:42No.158320815
At least it was a long decider, as it should be.
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Anon
10/24/26, 16:43No.158320844
how does he keep getting away with it?

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Anon
10/24/26, 18:08No.158322764
Alri, here we go.
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Anon
10/24/26, 18:10No.158322833
gwan the welshmen
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Anon
10/24/26, 18:12No.158322887
still can't recover from the sam craigie lost
lad will have to wait another 10 years for such a chance like that
fucking retard
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Anon
10/24/26, 18:13No.158322906
important announcement: Bai tummy.

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Anon
10/24/26, 18:16No.158322971
cringe
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Anon
10/24/26, 18:29No.158323358
Are we all ready for JJs third title of the season?
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Anon
10/24/26, 19:39No.158324983
willo showing these youths how to pot sam facking balls
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Anon
10/24/26, 20:24No.158326008
Absolute scrapyard frame
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Anon
10/24/26, 21:26No.158327878
CAM ON MARK
POT SUM FACKIN BALLS
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Anon
10/24/26, 21:28No.158327919
Well?

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Anon
10/24/26, 22:21No.158329249
Decider
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Anon
10/24/26, 22:30No.158329434
Easy miss by Mark
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Anon
10/24/26, 22:33No.158329476
It's so fucking over
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Anon
10/24/26, 22:47No.158329707
mother of god this is tight
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Anon
10/24/26, 22:51No.158329786

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Anon
10/24/26, 22:55No.158329862
Missed the crazy double, and the jakhammer advances to the final
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Anon
10/24/26, 22:56No.158329873
Oh dear, the final will be legendary.
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Anon
10/24/26, 22:57No.158329889
Jak is pretty successful this year, meanwhile Luca will clean toilets soon
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Anon
10/24/26, 23:01No.158329979
Wish Mark would've won but I can't even be mad at that, that was poetic cinema
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Anon
10/25/26, 09:50No.158339368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK4VFJU180
Forgot to add the link.GWAN THE PLAYER WHO ISN'T REANNIE
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Anon
10/25/26, 11:12No.158339912
>q-tour quarters
>still no streams
