nfl its over edition

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Anon09/09/26, 03:26No.157648647

they call him Faggot Mongrel because

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Anon09/09/26, 03:27No.157648648

• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)•Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)• 18 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018.• Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).

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Anon09/09/26, 03:27No.157648650

How many tip interceptions by Kelce this year?

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Anon09/09/26, 03:28No.157648662

Zach Allen is going to end Mahomes' career, and hopefully his life, on Monday.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:31No.157648682

What went wrong?

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Anon09/09/26, 03:31No.157648683

https://youtu.be/btObUyASSI8?si=djuPUttra3T9effa

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Anon09/09/26, 03:35No.157648716

>It starts with... ONE KNEE. I DONT KNOW WHY DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I CRIED KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT THEY DESIGNED THIS END OF GAME DRIVE TO. PAD. MY. STATS.IN GOAT WARS, THE RINGS ARE KEY SEEING FLAGS FLY WHEN I THROW PICKS FOR FREE WATCH THE SEASON FADE AWAY AT THE END OF THE PLAY ITS. SO. UNFAIR.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:37No.157648733

Enjoy your week 1 super bowl Bronkeks KEK. Just wait until my Chiefs trade for Penei Sewell

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Anon09/09/26, 03:38No.157648747

I'm hopeful but still worried Pack bros

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Anon09/09/26, 03:40No.157648759

in no particular order

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Anon09/09/26, 03:43No.157648777

Someone make the real general

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Anon09/09/26, 03:43No.157648781

DIDN'T AVOID DA FLU RESPIRATORY SYSTEM RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

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Anon09/09/26, 03:45No.157648803

Asterisk season

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Anon09/09/26, 03:46No.157648812

Why isn't Faggot Mongrel Donald playing this week? He's being paid to play but isn't playing I just don't understand it.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:48No.157648823

>AFC

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Anon09/09/26, 03:49No.157648827

Yahoo gave my draft an F :(

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Anon09/09/26, 03:52No.157648863

Sorry, they just can't be serious. They are running an UDFA that got killed in preseason and has never played in his life LT to be the blindside protector of Pat coming early off a torn ACL against a great pass rush. This is INSANE.Pray for Mahomes. I'm not joking.

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Anon09/09/26, 03:54No.157648884

League needs to step in at this point..

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Anon09/09/26, 03:55No.157648893

Nik Bonitto will RAPE midhomes and some UDFA boonga minstrel shuck and jive Shaka Zulu won't stop him

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Anon09/09/26, 03:56No.157648906

If a teams plane fucking crashed and killed the whole roster what happens with the league?

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Anon09/09/26, 03:58No.157648920

get your hot takes in now or forever hold your peace

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Anon09/09/26, 04:01No.157648952

>you need any tips, Pat? I went through something similar in 92

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Anon09/09/26, 04:03No.157648976

You can all shut up because Emmett Smith is the best football player of all time.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:12No.157649056

Remember that time kiwicel said he was going on a date and then posted candid photos of the person he was on a date with.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:15No.157649084

Allen is a victim of his own Genetics, by being able to barrel over shit defenses into easy endzone rushing tuddies he's ruined his ability to act cool, calm and collected under pressure

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Anon09/09/26, 04:16No.157649091

Wonder what it looks like

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Anon09/09/26, 04:19No.157649115

Random confession. I still never learned how to use any video editing software because back then I wanted to make a parody music video of 'Bustin' by Neil Cicieraga but overlay it with perfectly timed cuts of Justin Fields interceptions or incompletions or sacks or whatever else awful he had. I had the whole thing mapped out in my head basically from which play to put on what lyric and timing as well as the chorus just smash cutting from one interception to the next for each 'bustin'. Unfortunately video MV editing software was just too complicated and my vision never got realized.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:21No.157649135

The standard is the standard.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:21No.157649137

can we collectively root against josh allen this year? he is non stop glazed by everyone in the media and while he is amazing he keeps choking in the playoffs and i'm honestly just sick of him as a player.

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Anon09/09/26, 04:25No.157649166

MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

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Anon09/09/26, 04:27No.157649189

lamar will retire with as many MVPs as career playoff winsallen will retire 4th all time in playoff wins with 0 super bowl appearances

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Anon09/09/26, 04:28No.157649190

>Josh Allen is Jim Kelly (except less successful) Time is a flat circle huh

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Anon09/09/26, 04:36No.157649258

Goycattle wagies thinking their "yes boss" 9 to 5 makes them high up the alpha male totem pole is never not funny

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Anon09/09/26, 04:38No.157649267

>actually working for your money instead of inheriting the family absentee landlord business

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Anon09/09/26, 04:39No.157649277

Rammies in the air :)

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Anon09/09/26, 04:50No.157649331

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRADE FOR A LT RIGHT NOW VEACH YOU FUCKING RETARD I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anon09/09/26, 04:55No.157649365

5 more minutes and im heading to da pub mmhmmmm 'fraid so indeed it's a dangerous day to be a beer yessir and that's the bottom line

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Anon09/09/26, 05:07No.157649425

>he replied to himself after being banned 60 times Please mods, por favor

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Anon09/09/26, 05:13No.157649451

Why don't people believe nz is capable of having 2 posters who watch nfl?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:18No.157649475

1. Broncos 2. Bills 3. Texans 4. Ravens 5. Jaguars 6. Bengals 7. Chargers1. Rams 2. Packers 3. Eagles 4. Panthers 5. Seahawks 6. Bears 7. Lions

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Anon09/09/26, 05:22No.157649498

My perfect world is the Steelers meeting the Rams and Aaron Rodgers gets crippled over and over again, play after play by Myles and Aaron breaking every bone in his body.

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Anon09/09/26, 05:23No.157649505

Ok pussy retard

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Anon09/09/26, 05:27No.157649524

Anime and football are directly antithetical and that pisses me off. Please go away. Touch a ball. Pass it around in the park. Gather knowledge.To kiwi: have sex

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Anon09/09/26, 05:34No.157649555

How much of a downgrade is it to go from Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers to DetromtJordaan re Love?

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Anon09/09/26, 05:37No.157649567

Football is dead. NFL is dead CFB is dead. HSFB is dead. Innit

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Anon09/09/26, 05:39No.157649577

Give Deshaun a chance.

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Anon09/09/26, 05:42No.157649590

Why the FUCK is the NFL season starting on Wednesday??

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Anon09/09/26, 05:43No.157649593

Four years post-Brady and the NFL has never been more unwatchable or played at a lower level

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Anon09/09/26, 05:46No.157649612

Kiwi needs his ass licked

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Anon09/09/26, 05:55No.157649648

In 50 years folks will be reminiscing about the greatest NFL season of all time (2023-2024)

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Anon09/09/26, 06:01No.157649671

I like the Monday double headers

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Anon09/09/26, 06:17No.157649719

I have the chiefs and broncos missing the offs.

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Anon09/09/26, 06:37No.157649797

The Sissyattle Shitcocks

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Anon09/09/26, 07:04No.157649874

How many picks bounce off the hands of Kelce this year? I'm thinking at least 3

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Anon09/09/26, 07:29No.157649995

It upsets me that Kelce is garnering a reputation for dropping passes. The guy had velcro for hands for so many years.

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Anon09/09/26, 09:12No.157650340

wish Taylor would suck the force out of my cock if you know what I mean

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Anon09/09/26, 09:21No.157650370

Superbowl rematch is today and this general is dead as fuck NFL truly is dying under goodell with those faggy kick offs and marshmallow helmets Chucky was right

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Anon09/09/26, 09:35No.157650412

Dawn of the final bussy

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Anon09/09/26, 09:36No.157650415

how do I do a 10x on betting on this game tonight

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Anon09/09/26, 09:43No.157650432

Join me in earnest prayer as we humbly ask God to watch over Mahomes' knees and keep him safe from injury this season. Lord, guide the hands and feet of the opposing team away from his ligaments. Help him make decisions that protect his health. Father in heaven, grant him the gift of health, and restore to him the confidence he needs to bring victory once again to our humble city. In Your name we pray. Amen.

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Anon09/09/26, 10:34No.157650587

Are we really going to keep talking about that old witch until she has to wear diapers

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Anon09/09/26, 10:45No.157650627

I’ll sleep early today to catch the kickoff. Hot take: Neither the Pats or Seahawks will make the Playoffs

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Anon09/09/26, 10:56No.157650654

>some sicko paid $25,000 to have dinner with retard ballardjesus fucking christ

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Anon09/09/26, 11:12No.157650720

football returns today, boys and remember just to be yourself and have fun!

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Anon09/09/26, 11:27No.157650773

Football tonight

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Anon09/09/26, 11:30No.157650786

Going to miss the games today and tomorrow because I'm on vacation. Feels bad

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Anon09/09/26, 11:32No.157650805

Gosh I just hope the Seahawks make the Patriots look like a bunch of chumps again. t. Bills fan

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Anon09/09/26, 11:57No.157650895

How many tonight?

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Anon09/09/26, 12:12No.157650958

Foobaw will be on TONIGHT

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Anon09/09/26, 12:13No.157650962

botes

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Anon09/09/26, 12:28No.157651035

It’s here. We made it bros

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Anon09/09/26, 12:29No.157651040

Give me your most offensive fantasy football team names. I want the ones that will get you removed from your league.

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Anon09/09/26, 12:39No.157651069

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek there's so many gang members here if I never post again it's odd I got gang stabbed by niggers RIPRavens/Wions Broncos Cardinals broship for life

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Anon09/09/26, 12:41No.157651078

oh no no no the kiwi is about to get the sweltering new orleans summer treatment again. get the ambulance on standby c.uckboy

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Anon09/09/26, 12:44No.157651084

the seahawks are going to ass rape the patriots why even schedule this as the opener? was the fucking super bowl not enough?

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Anon09/09/26, 12:46No.157651091

Are you ready for some football?

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Anon09/09/26, 12:47No.157651099

NO MORE SLEEPS UNTIL FOOTBALLTHE WAIT IS OVER

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Anon09/09/26, 12:49No.157651104

I like the Superbowl rematch opening game tradition I hope the NFL keeps doing it

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Anon09/09/26, 12:52No.157651108

Now that the dust has settled, is it fair to say the Patriots had no business being in the Super Bowl?

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Anon09/09/26, 12:58No.157651132

Be prepared for Shock and Awe The Detroit Lions are favored in 14 of their 17 regular-season games for the 2026 NFL season

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Anon09/09/26, 13:10No.157651170

My Patriots WILL win tonight.

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Anon09/09/26, 13:16No.157651186

What's everyone gonna munch on for the game tonight? I'm thinking meat sticks. No homo.

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Anon09/09/26, 13:31No.157651226

Gambling has ruined sports. Fuck Chris Christie that fat fuck.

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Anon09/09/26, 13:31No.157651227

So how many touchdowns are the patriots going to get blown out by?

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Anon09/09/26, 13:46No.157651289

sources tell me there's an NFL game tonight

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Anon09/09/26, 13:48No.157651295

which team would you say is currently this at the moment?

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Anon09/09/26, 13:55No.157651321

OJ Simpson was tried in a court of law and found not guilty by a jury of his peers. By definition, he is an innocent man. Let it go.

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Anon09/09/26, 13:55No.157651323

Reminder to join the /sp/ super pick'em before tonight!Standard picks: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pickem-2026/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Confidence mode (new): https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pickem-2026/group?id=ada73d50-742a-4788-8072-bdd4744391d3Password = Rosepink for both groups.

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Anon09/09/26, 13:58No.157651340

Tonight's the night.

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Anon09/09/26, 14:04No.157651368

can't believe the NFL is going to make us watch the Patriots get raped again

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Anon09/09/26, 14:07No.157651379

Hello,Where do you like to get your fantasy football news and advice from?Thanks, Mike

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Anon09/09/26, 14:08No.157651391

If the Bills lose to the Texans they may as well blow it up and trade Josh Allen to the Broncos

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Anon09/09/26, 14:18No.157651453

I just had chicken bacon broccoli alfredo for breakfast.

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Anon09/09/26, 14:20No.157651463

WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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Anon09/09/26, 14:20No.157651464

Spoiler Alert: 45-3, Seahawks

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Anon09/09/26, 14:21No.157651468

Hue hue hue hue that play looked a little bit like Patrick Mahomes.

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Anon09/09/26, 14:23No.157651479

Foobaw. Tonight!!!

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Anon09/09/26, 14:24No.157651490

My reffies are going to remind your NFL fans that they are the stars of this league.

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Anon09/09/26, 14:33No.157651530

Name a more >black qb than Sam Darnold. Go head. I'll wait.

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Anon09/09/26, 14:34No.157651531

On god we win week 1. Hurts will struggle to adjust to Mannions new offense

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Anon09/09/26, 14:35No.157651544

1. White POWER GAP 8. Asian 9. Castizos/white hispanics POWER GAP 23. HAPAs 24. Quadroons 25. Light skinned/white passing Muttlatos 26. Philipinos POWER GAP 38. SEAsians 39. Chinese POWER GAP 143. Muttlatos POWER GAP 4829382. Sand niggers POWER GAP 77372626622638. Niggers POWER GAP 663819477366773661488226. Jeets 663819477366773661488227. Kikes

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Anon09/09/26, 14:39No.157651563

Soon.

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Anon09/09/26, 14:40No.157651574

Yeah, /nfl/, first time, long time, thanks for reading my post. Just wondering which QB you think has the biggest cock.

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Anon09/09/26, 14:44No.157651594

Is anyone a bit troubled that it's two White QBs and two White HCs facing off in the season opener?

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Anon09/09/26, 14:54No.157651656

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING INJURY REPORTS?

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Anon09/09/26, 14:59No.157651683

My pre-meal for my pre-game before the big game tonight? Taco salad 2 tortillas torn apart as a base in a deep bowl, few scoops of refried beans, few scoops of seasoned ground beef, freshly grated cheddar cheese, few dollops of sour cream (low fat, of course) and a handful of shredded lettuce tossed on top.

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Anon09/09/26, 15:05No.157651724

Bears defense looks stacked bruh

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Anon09/09/26, 15:07No.157651748

Bears quarterback looking downright peculiar bruh

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Anon09/09/26, 15:09No.157651765

For me it's when middle aged men that's interests are Disney, comic books, and Nintendo call me gay for watching NFL

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Anon09/09/26, 15:12No.157651786

What was he thinking here

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Anon09/09/26, 15:16No.157651808

>melted butter warm apple coffee cake now >hawks and burgers tonight Bros it's the perfect day.

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Anon09/09/26, 15:21No.157651850

I had 4 pints of 8.6% stuff last night and I can quit anytime I want.

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Anon09/09/26, 15:23No.157651862

game is like 8 hours away and the off topic blogging plebbitors have already filled the fucking thread up with their babble

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Anon09/09/26, 15:23No.157651863

For me, its leftover alfredo with meatballs because I tend to cook meals big enough for a family of four despite living alone

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Anon09/09/26, 15:23No.157651864

I drank for the first time in 2026 last Friday for a friend’s wedding. Has 2 beers, a martini, and an old fashioned. Got drunk but not absolutely smashed. I’m a total lightweight. I’ve found that chugging a Gatorade before bed really helps preventing hangovers.

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Anon09/09/26, 15:29No.157651907

^trip, kneediddy^

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Anon09/09/26, 15:31No.157651920

I don't know why people think Derrick Henry and Christian McCaffery are going to be good this year, they are geriatric and one is always injured.

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Anon09/09/26, 15:34No.157651949

Guys, I'm so happy to say this: ARE YA READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

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Anon09/09/26, 15:34No.157651951

partially torned my ligament today playing floorball, no excessive walking for at least three weeks :(

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Anon09/09/26, 15:36No.157651971

RAVENSBROS, ARE WE READY TO FUCKING CHOKE?

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Anon09/09/26, 15:39No.157651994

FOOOTBAAAAAALL

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Anon09/09/26, 15:40No.157652001

My Chargies!

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Anon09/09/26, 15:45No.157652045

Any yinzers wanna weigh in on a season prediction besides 9-8 supa bawl?

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Anon09/09/26, 15:48No.157652069

Singles and cowboys winning the Super Bowl this year

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Anon09/09/26, 15:51No.157652095

Once again: the NFC North is gonna be a fucking bloodbath between the Packers, Bears and Lions. I would include the Vikings but they lack a fucking QB

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Anon09/09/26, 15:54No.157652123

Sam is the new Brady

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Anon09/09/26, 15:55No.157652131

Why didn't the Commanders just take Maye? Still a puzzling and, frankly, baffling decision 2 years later.

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Anon09/09/26, 15:55No.157652133

Guys, I think the Vikings should march for Arch

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Anon09/09/26, 15:55No.157652134

Niggers

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Anon09/09/26, 15:57No.157652149

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