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09/09/26, 03:24No.157648623/mlb/

PREVIOUS: >>157647261 [/sp/thread/157647261#p157647261] NYY: Cam Schlittler allowed one run in seven innings and got the win in the Yankees’ 5-3 victory over the Rockies on Tuesday HOU: Christian Walker went 2-for-3 with a three-run homer and a walk in the Astros’ 6-5 win over the Phillies on Tuesday NYM: Juan Soto went 2-for-3 with a walk, a double and a three-run home run against the Marlins on Tuesday ATH: Athletics SS prospect Leo De Vries will undergo right shoulder surgery to repair an anterior labrum tear, according to MLB.com’s Martín Gallegos MIN: Kody Clemens went 1-for-3 with a walk and a two-run home run against the Tigers on Tuesday BAL: Gunnar Henderson was removed from Tuesday’s game against the Guardians with left knee discomfort CLE: Travis Bazzana hit a three-run homer and walked as the Guardians topped the Orioles 9-5 on Tuesday NYY: Jazz Chisholm Jr. was removed from Tuesday’s game against the Rockies with a thumb injury

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Anon

09/09/26, 03:25No.157648634

doyers

Anon

09/09/26, 03:25No.157648636

Wyatt Langford just owned Seattle kek

Anon

09/09/26, 03:26No.157648640

doyers

Anon

09/09/26, 03:26No.157648641

doyers

Anon

09/09/26, 03:26No.157648642

I got cucked by the five minute clock. This would’ve been the OP image. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

Anon

09/09/26, 03:26No.157648643

A's favored by the joooz edition

Anon

09/09/26, 03:26No.157648644

Anon

09/09/26, 03:26No.157648645

go go go

Anon

09/09/26, 03:27No.157648653

>Hey Jesus, you suck! This crowd is awesome haha

Anon

09/09/26, 03:27No.157648654

A’s? More like Ashkenazis

Anon

09/09/26, 03:28No.157648657

>450+ dingers >105mph+ relays >117mph+ doubles >record times around the bases >stole 2nd 3rd and home on 2 pitches >isn't even in his prime yet

Anon

09/09/26, 03:28No.157648658

bazz made the bakespie news!

Anon

09/09/26, 03:28No.157648666

Jesus Sanchez used to do the Soto shuffle in Miami but Miguel Rojas would bully him until Jazz stood up for him.

Anon

09/09/26, 03:30No.157648676

HOUSE REAL BIG CARS REAL BIG

Anon

09/09/26, 03:30No.157648677

JESUS SWAG JAZZ SWAG>Miggy Ho tried to stop this

Anon

09/09/26, 03:30No.157648679

>pooriners

Anon

09/09/26, 03:31No.157648686

Ain’t never been a peak like Everest

Anon

09/09/26, 03:31No.157648687

The A's Ump looks like he is going to pass out haha

Anon

09/09/26, 03:32No.157648690

>strand diego >can't punish Nats bullpen bullpenI can't wait til we clean house this off season, those buss brothers and new owner needs to cook fr fr

Anon

09/09/26, 03:32No.157648692

KEK

Anon

09/09/26, 03:32No.157648695

I want to shoot Eduardo Bazardo into the sun. Dumb motherfucker better just disappear after this season. He may be the worst reliever I've ever seen in this franchise and that includes Bobby Ayala.

Anon

09/09/26, 03:33No.157648700

Remember when the book on him was to bring in lefties?

Anon

09/09/26, 03:34No.157648706

More like Eduardo Bastardo

Anon

09/09/26, 03:35No.157648711

wtf

Anon

09/09/26, 03:35No.157648713

Skubal is a bum.

Anon

09/09/26, 03:35No.157648715

What happened to Bakespie, Sr.?

Anon

09/09/26, 03:36No.157648720

good shit teo

Anon

09/09/26, 03:36No.157648721

teo redeemed

Anon

09/09/26, 03:36No.157648724

If I had to choose between Elly or Gunnar i'm picking Gunnar, he just plays baseball right.

Anon

09/09/26, 03:36No.157648725

fuck yeah Teo this superman shit works

Anon

09/09/26, 03:37No.157648726

The Dodgers are losing to the Reds, maybe they need more money?

Anon

09/09/26, 03:38No.157648744

I didn't even realize they gave Cucker the day off

Anon

09/09/26, 03:39No.157648755

>freeland Dave you retard

Anon

09/09/26, 03:40No.157648762

1. Witt 2. Elly 3. Lindor 4. McGonigle 5. HendersonAccurate top 5 SS? Off the dome so might've missed someone obvious

Anon

09/09/26, 03:41No.157648765

anglels

Anon

09/09/26, 03:42No.157648774

>.222 AVG Quick send another appraiser to inflate the Dodger farm value

Anon

09/09/26, 03:43No.157648783

I often think about that poor fat man who went for a ball and his entire ass fell out on live tv. I wonder what he's up to these days. Not even sure how you come back from that. I hope he's doing alright.

Anon

09/09/26, 03:44No.157648785

are they called the Dodgers because they’re dodging the one seed since they don’t wanna face the Cubs and Phillies in the playoffs?

Anon

09/09/26, 03:45No.157648801

The Heros Shade from Twlight Princess is the Link from OOT? Thats stupid.

Anon

09/09/26, 03:46No.157648811

>lossing to the resd

Anon

09/09/26, 03:47No.157648813

holy fuck vlad.......

Anon

09/09/26, 03:51No.157648844

munchy

Anon

09/09/26, 03:51No.157648847

that funky muncy

Anon

09/09/26, 03:51No.157648851

jays once again proving why theyre the FATTEST ball club

Anon

09/09/26, 03:51No.157648853

that funky muncy

Anon

09/09/26, 03:53No.157648875

This is what a 105.3 mph relay throw looks like. Elly has a toolset that nobody else has ever held. And it's still mostly all unrealized. The sad part is he's prone to upper leg injuries which takes away perhaps his best tool, his speed.

Anon

09/09/26, 03:54No.157648881

nah americans are the smartest

Anon

09/09/26, 03:56No.157648900

NOT SO FAST ARIZONASISSIES.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:00No.157648943

>doggie doos losing to cincy

Anon

09/09/26, 04:00No.157648944

CAMPPYYY

Anon

09/09/26, 04:00No.157648945

Padres :)

Anon

09/09/26, 04:01No.157648951

yet another game blown by the bullpen :(I hate this Nats team

Anon

09/09/26, 04:03No.157648967

mookie slap!

Anon

09/09/26, 04:03No.157648969

dodgers are winning thoeverbeit

Anon

09/09/26, 04:03No.157648971

NCDP

Anon

09/09/26, 04:03No.157648972

Pete's got an outside shot at 40 this year if he catches fire

Anon

09/09/26, 04:03No.157648975

i just had six whoppers (the candy)

Anon

09/09/26, 04:04No.157648977

BIG DICK WILLY!

Anon

09/09/26, 04:05No.157648986

freddie :)

Anon

09/09/26, 04:06No.157648994

>dookie betts

Anon

09/09/26, 04:06No.157648996

MILK DUDS

Anon

09/09/26, 04:07No.157649001

Freddie Freeman's gotta be the most liked player on /mlb/. Even the soulless Dodgers couldn't corrupt his image

Anon

09/09/26, 04:07No.157649004

is sports suffering from too much data? I feel like golf went to shit before any sport due to chasing ball speed, but baseball is right there too w/shifts, spin rate, etc. football has spin rate and hand size. basketball has the gayest analytics imaginable. do sports need to be dumbed back down?

Anon

09/09/26, 04:07No.157649007

Trevino. The worlds premier defensive catcher o algo.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:07No.157649011

I wasn't paying attention, was that a failed hit & run or simply the worst stolen base attempt I've ever seen?

Anon

09/09/26, 04:08No.157649018

Padres won that game btw

Anon

09/09/26, 04:09No.157649030

Chadres win, sorry Walgreens, we are not letting that hell hole Arizona waste a playoff spot.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:09No.157649031

kek how do you swing at that

Anon

09/09/26, 04:10No.157649033

gg As,

Anon

09/09/26, 04:10No.157649034

GG A's.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:11No.157649042

Skubal really went from Javier Baez to Mookie Betts. That's somehow a downgrade.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:12No.157649057

where's DIAZ

Anon

09/09/26, 04:14No.157649072

Another Elly piss missile

Anon

09/09/26, 04:14No.157649074

Edretardo Rodriguez is the latest failed Dodger prospect. No control at age 33.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:15No.157649079

Sob sigh kek wheeze lel

Anon

09/09/26, 04:15No.157649086

I can't believe i doubted my chadres could win that game

Anon

09/09/26, 04:16No.157649093

Elly is auditioning for the Doyers like nobody told him the owner is broke and on a fasttrack to prison.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:17No.157649102

Anyone have the Doyers RISP meme?

Anon

09/09/26, 04:18No.157649104

teo

Anon

09/09/26, 04:18No.157649105

teo!!

Anon

09/09/26, 04:18No.157649111

who the fuck is this guy

Anon

09/09/26, 04:20No.157649127

Dodgers bullpen has the W locked!Fuck off Elly De La Shit!

Anon

09/09/26, 04:20No.157649131

>pinch hitting tucker

Anon

09/09/26, 04:25No.157649160

Only Hawk can counter Sausage girl to save Tanner Scott from blowing this

Anon

09/09/26, 04:25No.157649161

just a reminder nobody goes to "LA" but rather to places around LA, such as Hollywood, Long Beach, Anaheim, and San Diego

Anon

09/09/26, 04:26No.157649173

BBL scott gonna ring em up

Anon

09/09/26, 04:27No.157649185

we need hawk now more than ever

Anon

09/09/26, 04:27No.157649187

>doggie doos gonna lose skubal to the mest

Anon

09/09/26, 04:27No.157649188

if you had a team of 0 war players, how many games would your team be expected to win in a season?

Anon

09/09/26, 04:28No.157649195

my jintsies

Anon

09/09/26, 04:28No.157649197

scott fucking sucks.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:28No.157649198

This is not a championship caliber bullpen

Anon

09/09/26, 04:29No.157649201

what the fuck is going on in here toady

Anon

09/09/26, 04:30No.157649207

When you're strung out on coke but still have those pro sports hand eye reflexes

Anon

09/09/26, 04:32No.157649220

Dodgers shouldn't be struggling to put away these hitters.

Anon

09/09/26, 04:32No.157649222

have the doyers gotten to a +.500 record against .500+ teams yet?

Anon

09/09/26, 04:34No.157649230

Doyers won that game AND that series gg resd cya tomorrow

Anon

09/09/26, 04:34No.157649232

GGs Reds, Doyers gain a game on the Braves for the 2

Anon

09/09/26, 04:34No.157649233

that's a series win gg resd, see you tomorrow

Anon

09/09/26, 04:34No.157649235

good game, reds -blues

Anon

09/09/26, 04:35No.157649239

Anon

09/09/26, 04:35No.157649240

sausage girl is ALWAYS right

Anon

09/09/26, 04:36No.157649250

Dodger fans, did you consider that you may not win the world series?

Anon

09/09/26, 04:37No.157649259

>lossing to the reds

Anon

09/09/26, 04:38No.157649266

kirsten :)

Anon

09/09/26, 04:39No.157649275

Why do the Dodgers and Yankees get to be in playoffs every year while every other team has to hope for a window to open? How is this fair?

Anon

09/09/26, 04:45No.157649305

>POV: the 2026 Mariners season

Anon

09/09/26, 04:49No.157649324

Well with the Mariners stinking it up, I don't have to buy a game ticket in advance and can just walk up to the ticket window and buy one.

Anon

09/09/26, 05:05No.157649418

skubal to the doyers

Anon

09/09/26, 05:05No.157649419

2021 Dodgers type of Dodgers season

Anon

09/09/26, 05:06No.157649422

97 Yankees type of Dodgers season

Anon

09/09/26, 05:07No.157649426

2023 Braves type of Dodgers season

Anon

09/09/26, 05:09No.157649436

2019 Astros type of Dodgers season

Anon

09/09/26, 05:10No.157649439

Cum Shitter.

Anon

09/09/26, 05:10No.157649440

Anon

09/09/26, 05:17No.157649466

Anon

09/09/26, 05:17No.157649470

YO where did teo get that jesus loves baseball hat? i want one >doesn't wear hats

Anon

09/09/26, 05:19No.157649480

They should bring back the Goldilocks balls.

Anon

09/09/26, 05:21No.157649490

Watching some old highlights and man the Rangers really had such a beautiful stadium. Then they decided to move into a soulless warehouse.

Anon

09/09/26, 05:29No.157649532

i'm ready for next season which will be the start of ohtani's post-pitching career and go full NY yankee babe ruth. it will repeat itself. ONLY AFTER ANOTHER WS, OF COURSE

Anon

09/09/26, 05:29No.157649536

>lost again >four games in back of WC1I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED >TOO >SOON*cheaters, also David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids

Anon

09/09/26, 05:32No.157649546

Anon

09/09/26, 05:35No.157649558

Hmmm I think the ump from the previous game had orders to fuck with the Jays to finish Cease's CYA chances.

Anon

09/09/26, 05:44No.157649596

>be Red Sox >cheat >win the World Series>be Astros >cheat >win the World Series>be Yankees >cheat >??????

Anon

09/09/26, 08:57No.157650310

We stalled out at 3/5s to nu :(

Anon

09/09/26, 09:14No.157650346

no... we shouldnt

Anon

09/09/26, 09:15No.157650350

Anon

09/09/26, 09:15No.157650351

>wahh I got concussed and no I no play good no more kwab

Anon

09/09/26, 09:19No.157650362

Which teams are a shoe in for the playoffs?

Anon

09/09/26, 09:44No.157650435

>kwanzaa buys the padres and immediately starts talking about bringing the chargers back too would you kneel if she somehow made that happen?

Anon

09/09/26, 10:29No.157650574

Cleveland bullpen no-hit the O's in 4.2 innings!

Anon

09/09/26, 10:33No.157650583

the mariners are back

Anon

09/09/26, 10:38No.157650601

Consider this.In one year, Cleveland lost two hall-of-fame caliber players in Clasé and Ramirez, and all they got back was a league-average third baseman.

Anon

09/09/26, 11:10No.157650707

Anon

09/09/26, 11:47No.157650855

if you aint doyers homie then you GAY

Anon

09/09/26, 12:04No.157650921

and that's why nobody has ever wanted to sleep with a pig like you

Anon

09/09/26, 12:20No.157651000

That freak has been bodied

Anon

09/09/26, 12:41No.157651077

Anon

09/09/26, 12:45No.157651089

105 mile per hour relay throw??? What the fuck is going on man

Anon

09/09/26, 12:54No.157651118

Anon

09/09/26, 13:13No.157651177

>watching old Bonds highlights >he's mashing a bunch of 88mph 2 seamers

Anon

09/09/26, 13:39No.157651257

Man he’s living rent free in every Red Sox fans head. It’s amazing how weak these fans are

Anon

09/09/26, 13:43No.157651270

Big win against the cheating Sox. The Red Sox are cheating. Using peptides, hacking PitchCom, and recording the bullpen. We as fans don’t hate them enough

Anon

09/09/26, 13:44No.157651275

The Red Sox should cheat enough to prevent any hayseed flyover team from ever making the playoffs

Anon

09/09/26, 13:46No.157651283

>le ongoing stankeefag red sawx twitter commentary literally no one (1) cares

Anon

09/09/26, 13:47No.157651291

Imagine having a twitter account in 2026 lmao

Anon

09/09/26, 13:49No.157651299

They don’t call em the Titstros because you know, Texas and all

Anon

09/09/26, 13:50No.157651302

imagine imagining lol

Anon

09/09/26, 13:56No.157651328

indian niggas always trying to order dominos at 9am NIGGA WE AINT OPEN FUCK YOU

Anon

09/09/26, 14:10No.157651407

Anon

09/09/26, 14:17No.157651444

Cloacal intercourse with the fish girl from St. Pete

Anon

09/09/26, 14:23No.157651476

Brewgods own the little baby bears

Anon

09/09/26, 14:51No.157651641

Dodger prospects have always been disgustingly overhyped

Anon

09/09/26, 15:43No.157652032

kill nigger jannies. roundhouse kick janny babies into trashcans. behead janny niggers.

Anon

09/09/26, 15:50No.157652088

baseball

Anon

09/09/26, 15:52No.157652107

elly is a dodger, he just doesn't know it yet

Anon

09/09/26, 15:54No.157652118

Let's spell a word together

Anon

09/09/26, 15:54No.157652126

Anon

09/09/26, 15:58No.157652169

Ah yes, filthy IRNIGE’s

Anon

09/09/26, 15:59No.157652178

TexASS lol

Anon

09/09/26, 16:01No.157652202

>"I really want a morning game so I have something to watch at work" >*Monkey's paw curls* >Tigers v Twins 10:10am

Anon

09/09/26, 16:07No.157652241

Roylels... I'm honestly terrified

Anon

09/09/26, 16:14No.157652279

I'm a Cubs girl!

Anon

09/09/26, 16:20No.157652327

I'm a Cubs girl!

Anon

09/09/26, 16:21No.157652337

6:40pm Central Time

Anon

09/09/26, 16:24No.157652361

I’m a girl cub!

Anon

09/09/26, 16:24No.157652367

Nintendie chads how’s the new Kirby?

Anon

09/09/26, 16:29No.157652398

now that ohtani's career is finished, how does he stack up in the GOAT discussions? the dodgers being underdogs in October was unthinkable at the start of the year too. could legit lose in wild cards.

Anon

09/09/26, 16:47No.157652518

/mlb/ is an ohtani genny

Anon

09/09/26, 16:54No.157652598

>It was Trey Yesavage is the new Max Scherzer and Cam Schlittler is the new Clayton Kershaw >now it's Trey Yesavage is the next Alek Manoah

Anon

09/09/26, 16:57No.157652620

How will the next Verlander and Scherzer’s careers turn out?

Anon

09/09/26, 16:59No.157652631

recker MINDFUCKED manoah

Anon

09/09/26, 17:03No.157652654

>it was Judge is back >*pinch hit homerun by Heliot Ramos*

Anon

09/09/26, 17:04No.157652664

>there are Yankees fans who'd rather watch the royals for their 1 ring in 2016

Anon

09/09/26, 17:07No.157652691

>juj plays half a game >alsorans rejoicing give him a week retards

Anon

09/09/26, 17:09No.157652717

I'm a Cubs girl!

Anon

09/09/26, 17:22No.157652844

cubs suck lol

Anon

09/09/26, 17:24No.157652855

Imagine if the Cubs had a 6’7” pitcher who struck out the Brewers 54 times and had a 0.56 ERA against them in 5-6 starts and trash-talked them online.

Anon

09/09/26, 17:27No.157652888

The feminine and the Reckerine

Anon

09/09/26, 17:35No.157652947

My dog is gay

Anon

09/09/26, 17:37No.157652964

The Red Sox cheating will save baseball.

Anon

09/09/26, 17:38No.157652970

Anon

09/09/26, 17:38No.157652973

>mariners playing at 110 nice /we/ can lose before i'm off work so i don't have to watch it

Anon

09/09/26, 17:40No.157652981

The World Series took the MMR vaccine to keep the Mets, Mariners, and Reds away

Anon

09/09/26, 17:52No.157653066

we need Gabe Owners

Anon

09/09/26, 17:52No.157653068

Thought I got expelled from uni, turns out I just had to update my Word and my license is restored.

Anon

09/09/26, 17:54No.157653083

I can do a Nu Tsak

Anon

09/09/26, 17:57No.157653100

Beware the wee shenis

Anon

09/09/26, 18:17No.157653341

The Mets are winning meaningless games late in the lost season. Winning just enough at the right time to justify the owner's offseason press conference statement that says "We like what we saw there at the end, so we are rolling it back with everybody including David Stearns".Dark days ahead, Mets bros.

Anon

09/09/26, 18:30No.157653512

>mest lining up McLean, Thornton, and Scott v. Yankees It be ya own niggaz!

Anon

09/09/26, 18:35No.157653580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir4mpKz5iZc

Anon

09/09/26, 18:38No.157653623

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

Anon

09/09/26, 18:41No.157653663

LETS GO BLUE JAYS!

Anon

09/09/26, 18:44No.157653685

Something stinks

Anon

09/09/26, 18:45No.157653697

Arraez is trash in Philly. Imagine if he played in YS's small outfield.

Anon

09/09/26, 18:53No.157653781

Fuck this asshole

Anon

09/09/26, 19:07No.157653936

Imagine the seethe if Kim Schiller won the Cy Young & MVP.

Anon

09/09/26, 19:41No.157654392

Baseball and /mlb/ are more interesting and fun when the mariners are good

Anon

09/09/26, 19:44No.157654447

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

Anon

09/09/26, 20:07No.157654783

Assignments from 9 am-7 pm is comfykino

Anon

09/09/26, 20:12No.157654869

that's enough lorenzen

Anon

09/09/26, 20:39No.157655260

That's enough Recker

Anon

09/09/26, 20:49No.157655416

The Athletics have a team ERA of 5.41.if you get shut out by them your playoff privileges are revoked.

Anon

09/09/26, 20:49No.157655429

>Jays hitting

Anon

09/09/26, 21:04No.157655643

3 more outs

Anon

09/09/26, 21:06No.157655663

Out me

Anon

09/09/26, 21:08No.157655702

Overpaid clowns.

Anon

09/09/26, 21:13No.157655754

Anon

09/09/26, 21:16No.157655795

goka GOLA :DDD

Anon

09/09/26, 21:19No.157655819

¿Beisbol?

Anon

09/09/26, 21:20No.157655829

just don't swing, little bro

Anon

09/09/26, 21:21No.157655837

pathetic. gg A's

Anon

09/09/26, 21:21No.157655839

All-Star AB from Clement

Anon

09/09/26, 21:22No.157655845

WELP

Anon

09/09/26, 21:23No.157655861

maybe the Guardians will lose their A's series, too

Anon

09/09/26, 21:26No.157655878

forfeit the WC race to avoid further embarrassment

Anon

09/09/26, 21:29No.157655908

>it was kike rats >it was free Palestine >it was we got this one in the bag THE PORK OF TORONTK HAS BEEN SLAIN BY THE MIGHTY LION OF THE TRIBE OF QUEENS

Anon

09/09/26, 21:32No.157655942

You know what? I think it's time. The Brewers have earned themselves a world series championship.

Anon

09/09/26, 21:34No.157655955

this tropical heat is helping my chadres weaken these nats

Anon

09/09/26, 21:39No.157655997

Yankletics won that game.

Anon

09/09/26, 21:42No.157656019

This year’s Kirkmas wasn’t as exciting ad last year. Must be the loss of whimsy

Anon

09/09/26, 21:45No.157656046

I put cookies out and everything and I didn’t hear the magic footsteps of Tyler Robinson on my roof :(

Anon

09/09/26, 21:50No.157656095

my berds are winning

Anon

09/09/26, 21:58No.157656168

Merrill is actually pretty close to outdoing his rookie year, one more home run and he matches that year but he also stole more bases this year. The only difference is he isn't as much of a singles merchant so his average is down

Anon

09/09/26, 21:59No.157656177

Amish people suck and fuck Pennsylvania for letting them exist

Anon

09/09/26, 22:14No.157656278

Great AB Canzone quality stuff bud

Anon

09/09/26, 22:16No.157656296

Anon

09/09/26, 22:18No.157656309

Sneedish people feed and seed Chucksylvania for letting them exist

Anon

09/09/26, 22:24No.157656345

Anon

09/09/26, 22:25No.157656351

>nu [/sp/thread/157656346#p157656346]

Anon

09/09/26, 22:27No.157656366

The funniest joke in the world involve/ 9/11, Charlie Kirk, and a dildo, but I haven’t figured out the setup yet.

Anon

09/09/26, 22:29No.157656388

and he's officially matched his career high in home runs. two home run game btw, chadres offense getting hot at the right time.

Anon

09/09/26, 22:57No.157656654

I'm a Cubs girl!

Anon

09/09/26, 23:36No.157657123

Da O's