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Anonymous
09/09/26, 03:10No.157648500/afl/
retirements and shit

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Anon
09/09/26, 03:12No.157648514
Games gone
Country's gone
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Anon
09/09/26, 03:15No.157648541
I piss sitting down at home (I use urinals if available)
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Anon
09/09/26, 03:17No.157648566
I seriously just want to physically fuck someone up
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Anon
09/09/26, 03:34No.157648709
I vividly remember where I was when the news on The Sydney Five aired. My single malt slipped out of my hands and smashed all over the tiles as my disbelief grew. Me own fookin swans! I thought.My attention then turned to noise coming from my 5 year old son’s bedroom which could only be akin to the sounds of two silverbacks fighting. I walk in to see a dishevelled room with Isaac scrunching the posters of Isaac Heeney he had put up on his walls, tears streaming from his face. Suffice to say our family changed that day, changed by the actions of a few men who would change the culture of my bloods, as well as the culture of Australia for years to come.
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Anon
09/09/26, 03:39No.157648754
the shitney scums are evil
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Anon
09/09/26, 03:51No.157648848
I love sugary treats
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Anon
09/09/26, 03:59No.157648937
[/sp/thread/157639422#p157645557]
Yeah, but both are apparently targets for next year which makes sense because they don't have anywhere near enough to trade for either this year. This means any improvement from them next year will have to come from the guys already on the list. Meanwhile Cats are bringing in Butters, Greene and Marshall, Hawks are bringing in Merrett and maybe Petracca, and Brisbane and Fremantle already have better lists. Brisbane will lose a few but had a lot more quantity and quality of youth, and will probably get Rivers. Melbourne is packed full of good kids so you'd expect them to naturally improve. They'e already so reliant on Dawson and Rankine playing out of their skin to break even in the midfield. Hard to see Crows improving much to match the teams around them next year unless Nicks comes up with a new game plan.
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:02No.157648962
the shats aren't getting butters
the only team that can afford him is richmond
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:11No.157649043
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:12No.157649058
I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:13No.157649064
Anony "expat pedophile" Mous
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:15No.157649080
crazy how jezza made more off his first land sale than his entire decade at gws. geelong players are really good at identifying land that's just about to be rezoned commercial/residential.
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:24No.157649155
geelongseether is a deeply disturbed individual
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:28No.157649193
>geelongseether
shatspoof you'll never get this to take off
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:29No.157649200

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Anon
09/09/26, 04:29No.157649202
>shatspoof

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Anon
09/09/26, 04:30No.157649210

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Anon
09/09/26, 04:37No.157649261
Really should get out of bed.
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:50No.157649327
kill yourself mickpaedo
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:54No.157649353
My favourite snack? Sesame snaps
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Anon
09/09/26, 05:03No.157649405
Tits
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Anon
09/09/26, 05:03No.157649408
>i spam le same 3 posts all day!
you MUST slit your throat immediately mickhead
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Anon
09/09/26, 05:07No.157649423
i dont get this obsession with mickhead and indians
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Anon
09/09/26, 05:07No.157649424
Mick is based and funny
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Anon
09/09/26, 05:14No.157649454
turn the vpn off you fat alco faggot mick
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Anon
09/09/26, 05:28No.157649526

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Anon
09/09/26, 05:29No.157649533
RUOK mickseether?
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Anon
09/09/26, 05:36No.157649563
you think you on the left but really youre the guy behindanyone listens soviet post punk deep cold synthwave deep doomer music while working
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Anon
09/09/26, 05:38No.157649574
[/sp/thread/157639422#p157645520]
>t.

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Anon
09/09/26, 05:40No.157649581
*bangs hammer*
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:18No.157649720
give it to me straight alf, are adelaide any chance?
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:19No.157649728
congrats to Brisbane for retaining the game breaking generational talent zac bailey literally the heart and soul of the lions and one of the best to have ever done it
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:27No.157649755
liber stole my joke!
I'm onto you, joke thief

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Anon
09/09/26, 06:39No.157649800
Georja Davies big sexy feet
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:40No.157649808
thainonce got btfo last night
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:40No.157649810
>they tend to come out breathing fire after their embarrassing losses.

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Anon
09/09/26, 06:58No.157649854
Some people call me the Space Cowboy.
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:59No.157649856
are you lot finna watch the gridiron on friday morning
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:04No.157649872
if it's free then sure
no way I am paying to watch it though
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:05No.157649880
are you lads gonna watch the 3 hours of ads on friday morning
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:05No.157649883
Have seen naarmgroids literally do mr.bsa posting irl the past week
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:07No.157649893
even American Collage football generates like 10x more revenue than the AFL
starting to feel like we're manlets in the world stage bros
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:08No.157649898
even fags suck more dick than me
starting to feel like im a manlets on the world dick sucking stage bros
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:10No.157649904

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Anon
09/09/26, 07:10No.157649905
I cheated on my first and only gf
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:15No.157649925
>my first asmr
>try on haul
>yoga challenge
>grwm

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Anon
09/09/26, 07:16No.157649926
footo tonight
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:20No.157649945
don't go down the try-on haul rabbit hole
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:20No.157649948
Remember the hawthorn racism thing?>Critical to the abandonment of the probe was an interview the league’s “independent” investigation panel conducted with Indigenous great Shaun Burgoyne, who raised serious concerns about the inquiry and the conduct of Phil Egan – author of the explosive “cultural safety review” which triggered one of football’s greatest scandals.>Mr Egan is now awaiting a criminal trial in the Victorian County Court for allegedly stealing $790,000 from a body set up to help remote Aboriginal communities.
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:23No.157649961
Nick Daicos' gf is the luckiest bitch on earth
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:27No.157649978
might grab that red and white KC guernsey

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Anon
09/09/26, 07:27No.157649984
my longcats will mog and force fred to go wharfie time 2nd quarter
wharfie time retired forever
cap this
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:35No.157650024
12 days until the brownlow medal lads
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:36No.157650029
dont need umps who never played a game of footy in their life telling me who the best player is
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:41No.157650057
>>>/v/747195108 [//boards.4chan.org/v/thread/747195108#p747195108]
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:42No.157650062
>delisted
rekon he'll rope or too manic for that?

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Anon
09/09/26, 07:44No.157650071
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdAPriNB772/
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Anon
09/09/26, 07:47No.157650079
Y'know those threads on /tv/ where anons list which characters they are turning into...this is me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0-i7fD5HGU
you know why
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:02No.157650135
What’s for dinner, lads?
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:04No.157650145
>personal ownership is... LE BAD!!
so true
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:07No.157650154
collingwood really keen on destroying their future hey
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:08No.157650156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51JLbbDPV9s
x
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:09No.157650160
I'd rather be forced to give my money to a centralised governmental pensions deposit scheme than a shady third-party private corporate venture gambling on the stock market and lining crony pockets and I’m supposed to just kind of hope it turns out okay
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:12No.157650173
Collingwood has announced a partnership with the Seattle SeahawksNot sure why this is necessary or what this involves

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Anon
09/09/26, 08:20No.157650187
>The NBA just issued a $30 million fine, cut 5 first-round draft picks, and suspended owner and president for 3rd-party endorsement deal for violating salary cap.
Geelong would never face something like this, a penalty that they deserve
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:21No.157650194
cal twomey’s calling it, jesse hogan to collingwood
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:23No.157650200
The Collingwood™ Retirement Fund and Home for Seniors
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:25No.157650206
ow, a thriving community of neets this shithole is not. you fucks too lazy/sad/boring nto nevenn shitpost each other? might as well get jobs and be paid to be miserable, as opposed to doing it for less-than-abo-gibs.
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:29No.157650220
im an incredibly lazy slovenly neet slob
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:29No.157650221
welcome to _____________, Logan Morris
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:31No.157650226
>chick on hard quiz {topic: sunscreen wtf] is a irl rulesperg.
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:32No.157650228
I’m a republican but tactically a monarchist because I can guarantee Australia would fuck it up if they went through with it
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:36No.157650252
big game this week
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:36No.157650254
Do you blokes have any advice for me?
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:38No.157650262
"The Jews"
What Jews?
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:48No.157650286
zaky b
the b is for based
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:48No.157650288
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:49No.157650295
Weak era of football right now, it must be said
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:53No.157650303
That's not an aesthetic bum or vagina desu.
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:54No.157650307
this made me asexual
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Anon
09/09/26, 08:56No.157650309
if you saw this in space youd think it was an alien
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:03No.157650319
cats and lions for mine
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:07No.157650328
>mums be like when you mucked up as a kid
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:07No.157650329
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:13No.157650341
england vs pak on in 45mins. they're going to massacre pakistan
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:13No.157650344
> every person in /afl/ i dislike is mickpaedo
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:15No.157650348
why do you guys like II SVGE sunglasses so much?
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:15No.157650352
get the feeling essendon wont get three first rounders for merrett this year
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:16No.157650354
Just don’t give a fuck about sports anymore
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:22No.157650371
are farmers tradies?
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:23No.157650376
Mickhead is not a pedophile!
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:24No.157650379
not naming names but a lot of youse blokes have completely copied my posting styles
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:25No.157650382
yeah i was pretending to be a huge poof haha
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:30No.157650398
I am a Goddess
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:36No.157650416
>bamboo sleep pant: on
>melatonin: taken
>bamboo bed sheets: fresh
>pedestal fan: onyep it's sleepy times
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:39No.157650422
M&Ms are incredible expensive.
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:41No.157650428
why can't we just have white and japanese immigrants for a few years?
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:51No.157650463
nuke India or watch your team threepeat
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:59No.157650489
global scammers and internet bot traffic would drop by 90% with the first option
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:07No.157650514
It's not India's fault you guys don't have sex.
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:09No.157650517
>Steam now requires Australian users to verify their age with a credit card to access R18+ games. You can’t even browse their store pages without adding a credit card to your account.
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:13No.157650536
recent teams to make prelims after losing a QF:
>brisbane 2025
>port 2024
>collingwood 2022
>geelong 2021
>richmond and geelong 2020
>geelong 2019
>collingwood 2018
>geelong and gws 2017
>sydney 2016
11>recent teams to go out in straight sets:
>adelaide 2025
>gws 2024
>melbourne and port 2023
>melbourne 2022
>brisbane 2021
>brisbane 2019
>hawthorn 2018
>hawthorn 2016
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:15No.157650543
They're gonna ban GTA 6 here
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:16No.157650544
the future is everyone living in their pleasant little 15 min city where they won't be working and instead sitting in your government designated residence all day gaming and wanking while on universal basic neetbux
there will be zero crime because pre-crime will be in full effect and you will be happy
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:20No.157650551
when you realise crime is being allowed to take place everywhere globally in 1st world cities because their training their models

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Anon
09/09/26, 10:25No.157650564

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Anon
09/09/26, 10:29No.157650572
>need id to verify to watch porn
>this is fine
>need simply a credit card to play some gay game
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:32No.157650582
Nick "poofcunt" Daicos
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:34No.157650585
disincentivising people from watching porn was actually a great move as porn is as bad as many illegal drugs for the mind. and at the same time, making it harder to buy games on steam is yet another master move as video games are yet another opiate designed to waste your time and fry your dopamine receptors. the only difference between super mario and the pokies is the skin.
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:35No.157650588
fuck up christcuck
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:36No.157650592
I reckon that I will watch the (UEFA) football tomorrow morning (not the handegg yank shit)
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:38No.157650599
shut the fuck up you worthless uneducated bogan
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:39No.157650603
im a scared little girl
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:39No.157650604
there he is
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:42No.157650613
>idiot
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:42No.157650614
Homosexuals are huge consumers of porn and have lots and lots of sex but generally homosexuals are well educated, skilled and productive members of society
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:47No.157650629
If I was gay my life wouldn't be different, I'd still be an incel
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Anon
09/09/26, 10:51No.157650640
disgusting

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Anon
09/09/26, 10:52No.157650643
Beautiful