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Anonymous
09/06/26, 20:46No.157625201/seriea/ - Calcio Cat edition
SERIE A MATCHDAY 3
>Friday, 4 September 2026
20:45 Genoa 1-4 Como
>Saturday, 5 September 2026
15:00 Fiorentina 1-2 Torino
18:00 Infami 3-2 Napoli
20:45 Roma 2-1 Atalanta
>Sunday, 6 September 2026
15:00 Frosinone 3-2 Venezia
15:00 Parma 1-1 Monza
18:00 Bologna 2-2 Sassuolo
20:45 Juventus 1-1 Bbilan
>Monday, 7 September 2026
18:30 Cagliari - Lecce
20:45 Udinese - Lazio
Previous >>157590648 [/sp/thread/157590648#p157590648]
Reminder to count your cans of tuna, pay respects to Don Micio at the old catnip chapel, make the monthly tribute to the Neapolitan whisker syndicate, keep tabs on the Sicilian kitten families, and do not forget that the Lombards are mobilizing, keep your claws clean, your cannoli warm, and stay Giampaolopilled.

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Anon
09/06/26, 20:47No.157625223
[/sp/thread/157590648#p157625190]
He went vigilante on this african hoodlum that was bothering the native population
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:47No.157625228
negru
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:48No.157625237
Only good thing is moreira and cisse cooking
Also: what happened to the aerial menace?
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:48No.157625242
This Poppy Miller is a propah english rose
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:48No.157625243
nihao
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:49No.157625254
>2 points gained over Jewve and Bblan
Basadinho
It’s gonna be a Coomo Printer Riomma season in that order
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:50No.157625259
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:51No.157625274
vivisect slugatelli with a spoon also
>getting got by analrim
and relying on esoteric feline calcio to save your ass
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:53No.157625304
Since every big tourist town is getting promoted Como, Venezia, Pisa, Salernitana to name a few. Now its time for Sorrento Calcio 1945 to make their debut
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:53No.157625306
They paid HOW much for Ramos and Moreira?!?

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Anon
09/06/26, 20:54No.157625324
Juventus - 1.57 Expected Goals (xG) - 0.09 Bbilan

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Anon
09/06/26, 20:57No.157625349
>Moreira cooked to whole right side
>locatelli not getting a clear red for choking a player in front of the ref
>a literal baby talento cooked their defense
>they barely got a draw by a lucky goal
>the aerial menace and record transfer kolo whoani missing
No wonder they are maad maad
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:57No.157625356
Capri demon
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:58No.157625361
Should be remade with "Buffon" and "aerial menace", words that trigger her so much for no apparent reason

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Anon
09/06/26, 20:59No.157625370
FC Porto(fino)
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Anon
09/06/26, 20:59No.157625374
Cisse is the real deal
Moreira not bad for his debut in such a big match, didn't make much mistakes in our own half and definitely looked strong
Ramos.... should have saved the 75m for other players and just kept Morata ffs. Expecting him to play as lone striker is comical let alone starter. He's not a top level player, you can get away with him vs small teams but not at the highest stagesSala garbage gtfo
Rabiot can't play AM in big matches
Amorim made a huge mistake subbing out Modric
Musah, limited player at best
Gila fitness issues annoy me, we had tu sub in Terronefodder for him and then we conceded
Pavlo, KDW etc all the defenders suck except for Gila
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:01No.157625397
how can anyone want to keep morata
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:06No.157625451
Diego Moreira Minutes played: 61
Accurate passes: 27/31 (87%)
Chances created: 0
Defensive contributions: 5
Touches: 60
Touches in opposition box: 1
Successful dribbles: 0/2 (0%)
Passes into final third: 2
Accurate crosses: 0/5 (0%)
Accurate long ball: s0/2 (0%)
Dispossessed0
Tackles: 2
Blocks: 0
Clearances: 2
Headed clearance: 2
Interceptions: 1
Recoveries: 1
Dribbled past: 3
Ground duels won: 2/8 (25%)
Aerial duels won: 0/0 (0%)
Fouls committed: 1This is as a very offensive WINGback, nearly all his passes are backwards lmao. Is this what cooking looks like in a zoo?

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Anon
09/06/26, 21:07No.157625476
gestifut? More like pestifute
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:10No.157625513
If we want to be honest amorim humiliated spalletti tonight like israel humiliated palestine, yeah sure le epic sculata at the end there but if we want to talk soccer it's clear that mago luciano got gangraped here
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:12No.157625543
>looking up Milan player statistics
>making "memes"
Aerial menace lvls of maadness
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:16No.157625594
Can he fix the Jj?

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Anon
09/06/26, 21:16No.157625595
Also, cisse's shot was nice but don't tell me that di gregorio would've conceded that
Semi-duck by Ficario
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:17No.157625615

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Anon
09/06/26, 21:28No.157625748
How many fotmob points is this?
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:32No.157625803
Foul?
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:34No.157625832
>Gerry: Cardinale. When I came to you with those calculations. We thought we might setoff a mercato chain reaction that would destroy the entire serie ass plusvalenza.
>Cardinale: I remember it well. What of it?
>Gerry: I believe we did.https://youtu.be/m--8b5z22ew
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:34No.157625843
gonde is back by natale
until then it will be rough for gobbi
bbilan are done for for another 3 years
i am only the messenger
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:42No.157625933
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:43No.157625947
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09/06/26, 21:47No.157626009

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Anon
09/06/26, 21:55No.157626101
grosso will not eat the panettone
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Anon
09/06/26, 21:55No.157626104
Belgio #1, first three words that come to mind?

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Anon
09/06/26, 22:01No.157626169
>I still trust him but unironically

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Anon
09/06/26, 22:01No.157626179
2 points gained :)
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:02No.157626188
Why is he focusing on two Europa League clubs? Could it be that, maybe, he figured out what xis dimentions are?
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:08No.157626252
The de-Spursification in question
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:10No.157626275
But why is he on top of a bicycle?
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:12No.157626293
The Chempions starts on Tuesday and there’s only TWO members of the Fanta league! I’m appalledhttps://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/Fw4xmM/004500750072006F00460061006E00740061/S77

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Anon
09/06/26, 22:13No.157626303
Not gonna spend my mental sanity partaking at a Fanta where MY club decided to rightfully not play in
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:15No.157626341
Sleep tight /serieodessa/
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:17No.157626378

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Anon
09/06/26, 22:19No.157626411
>making Chico smaller
>making Woltemerde taller
>making Sballet and Carnivals fatter
KINO
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:35No.157626651
F's in the Viola chat

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Anon
09/06/26, 22:38No.157626704
>VanoliBACK
:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:44No.157626792
Watchparty?

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Anon
09/06/26, 22:45No.157626795
Fuck it, go crazy4-3-3Cisse-Ramos(Camarda)-Chuk(Hutch)
Jashari(Comotto)-Modric-Rabiot(Musah)
Estu(Bart)-De Winter-Gila-MoreiraThis is how I'd play
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Anon
09/06/26, 22:46No.157626806
Last minute Gattimon equalizers will never get old
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Anon
09/06/26, 23:01No.157626993
Teun Koopmeiners: 3 appearances, 1 goal and 1 assist in just 41 minutes of playing time.

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Anon
09/06/26, 23:02No.157627001
KillzoneCHADS!
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Anon
09/06/26, 23:20No.157627216
>conceded the first shot on target

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Anon
09/07/26, 01:17No.157628748
>cats starting his schizo phase
He reminds me of Jack Nicholson
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Anon
09/07/26, 03:09No.157630037
/tv/ idea: You only get sacked twice
Starring Allegri
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Anon
09/07/26, 05:10No.157630896
Good morning!>Federico Gatti shouted repeating blasphemies in front of the cameras after scoring his goal against AC Milan. Still, Serie A doesn't plan to punish him for it. It would be the second questionable situation of the game. A few minutes before half time, Juves player Locatelli was chocking Milan Saelemaekers. Eventhough it happened infront of the referee and the VAR-cameras he wasn't punished, something that leaves a bitter taste in the mouth. These scenes are added to the list of strange decisions that the ref calles aonce the start of this season.
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Anon
09/07/26, 05:23No.157630955
The greentexting could lead one to believe it is quoting someone, but then you notice the typos like “chocking” and “calles” and realise it’s just another Made-up Quote Moment™.The question that remains is if it’s a new narrative that is being spun up or a continuation of an existing one.

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09/07/26, 06:10No.157631093

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Anon
09/07/26, 06:12No.157631096
la creatura de milan
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Anon
09/07/26, 07:13No.157631228
GROSSO SACKED
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Anon
09/07/26, 07:19No.157631247
VANOLI BACK
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Anon
09/07/26, 08:00No.157631382
who cares
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Anon
09/07/26, 08:18No.157631434

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Anon
09/07/26, 08:27No.157631469
Good morning /seriea/. I'm back
Oddly hyped for tomorrow's gameNice to meet Mourinho again and will be weird to watch Denzel if he plays against us

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Anon
09/07/26, 08:33No.157631481
They really paid 50 mil for the new Laxalt
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Anon
09/07/26, 08:37No.157631487
FORZA JUVE

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Anon
09/07/26, 08:45No.157631515
>racists comments
>insults
>posting "memes" and angle frauding pics
Got em unsettled and he didnt even cook with spices yesterday

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Anon
09/07/26, 09:17No.157631628
Imagine becoming a gestifut shill... I mean Lobbyist, out of one's own volition

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Anon
09/07/26, 09:18No.157631631
Gestifute? Sounds almost like a German word
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Anon
09/07/26, 09:52No.157631744
JUVE MERDA
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Anon
09/07/26, 10:20No.157631823
That Locatelli sub was perfect and it got called off, someday this dude's reign of terror has to end he can't keep playing despite being shit
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09/07/26, 10:31No.157631853

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Anon
09/07/26, 10:55No.157631931
who is behind the Orsato shilling on the toilet papers and the death of var bringing back calcio with a capital theft?
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Anon
09/07/26, 12:12No.157632203
theyre calling him "the next laxalt"
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Anon
09/07/26, 12:45No.157632328
Don't listen to all those 4's and 5's on the report cards, ignore the haters calling you a backwards pass merchant. Keep cooking king! #GrandeYeyo
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Anon
09/07/26, 13:52No.157632511
Game wasn’t horrible but last year Sballet was playing better football, Dildiz/Thuram out is bad but I feel like the way >we attack is so generic now
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Anon
09/07/26, 13:52No.157632514
>A treasure among the waves, guarded by pirates.A tribute to our English roots, a special logo, the horizontal stripes: here’s the new third rossoblù kit for the 2026/27 season. To the attack!
Impossible to suffer in Liguria

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Anon
09/07/26, 13:54No.157632524
Locat-ACK!
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Anon
09/07/26, 14:03No.157632570
>Locatelli will undergo tests at J|Medical in the coming hours for the discomfort in the outer part of his right knee felt yesterday against Milan
Belgio won, anyways the midfield was already shite enough so I’m morbidly curious as to what circle of hell it will descend into now
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Anon
09/07/26, 14:05No.157632575
Koopmeiners IN
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Anon
09/07/26, 14:05No.157632576
For me, it's the double pinot midfield of Carglass Luiz and Coop-de-Boopmeiners
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Anon
09/07/26, 14:14No.157632609
this is rula jebreal now, feel old yet?
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Anon
09/07/26, 14:15No.157632614
>Mourinho: "It's difficult. Tomorrow, we have three players suspended. I think whoever made the schedule is probably Italian"
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Anon
09/07/26, 14:49No.157632746
So because some small brown people died in Nepal we all have to wait a minute before watching CL?
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Anon
09/07/26, 14:51No.157632753
Breaking news: Belotti to sign for Modena
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Anon
09/07/26, 14:59No.157632797
when is inter game? tomorrow?
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Anon
09/07/26, 15:00No.157632805
Their club so useless they don't even know when they play :SKULL:
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Anon
09/07/26, 15:10No.157632848
>Duccio failed another Apple test
Oh lawd
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Anon
09/07/26, 15:14No.157632863
There was a house move but nobody was to blame
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Anon
09/07/26, 15:15No.157632871
>Belahyane, Farcomeni Fratteso, Przyborek, Taylor convocato
a 3 man midfield with only 4 fit senior players and farcomeni, fucking SS ded
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Anon
09/07/26, 15:28No.157632927
>Bonucci, a member of Mancini’s coaching staff, was at last night’s Juventus v Milan match to scout Cissè with a view to the senior national team. The young Rossonero could be among the new call-ups.
Hide yo Cisse's cause Boipucci is on a roll

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Anon
09/07/26, 16:00No.157633057
We're so fuck back XCancel bros!
Musk seething status?

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Anon
09/07/26, 16:13No.157633123
Amplifico mufa
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Anon
09/07/26, 16:19No.157633148
>The total salaries of the Italian clubs this Serie A season. In particular, the thirteenth place for promoted team Venezia can be called very remarkable.

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Anon
09/07/26, 16:20No.157633155
I miss Gormiti so much it's unreal
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Anon
09/07/26, 16:23No.157633178
>The future of the Meazza/San Siro Stadium is back under scrutiny. The crux of the matter centres on the timing of the sale of the stadium, which took place on 5 November 2025, just shy of the 70th anniversary of the second tier (which fell on 10 November) and the resulting restrictions under the Cultural Heritage Code. Although Inter and Milan are formally the owners through the company Stadio San Siro Spa, the entire operation now risks stalling due to a legal case challenging the legitimacy of the deed of sale. Before the diggers and building sites can get to work, clarity is needed: was the City Council actually entitled to sell it on those terms? Plans for the new stadium could face yet another sharp setback.
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Anon
09/07/26, 16:25No.157633193
Well well well
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Anon
09/07/26, 16:25No.157633197
Yeah we're not co-hosting Euro 2030
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Anon
09/07/26, 16:42No.157633289
>For Locatelli, there is concern about a meniscus problem. A possible surgery is being evaluated; otherwise, conservative therapy will be pursued. The captain is heading toward missing the matches against Sassuolo, NEC, and Atalanta, with recovery times still to be determined.
t. CorSborrt

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Anon
09/07/26, 17:00No.157633429
maldini has arrived, surely NOW he will become good, right?
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:04No.157633450
Uh oh, xie got maad maad!
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:19No.157633556
Zaniolo gole 2nite at 1.10
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:22No.157633567
Help us get him back where he belongs as the polizia respond
Won’t you keep an eye out for Woltemade
He’s eight foot tall with a fibreglass ligament
Also known as Woltemade
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:33No.157633628
>all these Hancko and Igor moments
;_;
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:37No.157633664
last time bbila played champions League usaid was still a thing
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:44No.157633717
When you're that close to goal, shoot for placement, not power.
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:48No.157633737
>No, Feyenoord does not play in Serie A. Feyenoord is a professional football club based in Rotterdam, Netherlands, and they play in the Eredivisie, which is the top tier of Dutch football. Serie A is the top professional football league in Italy.
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:55No.157633779
I wonder if Maldini could develop to be THAT player if he put some muscle on. He seems like all potential and lacking a final edge or something.
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:56No.157633789
Hello twinkazzo, bari here, chief *ossad propaganda... I mean CEO of CbS goynews you know, not the soul singer the snizz licking journalist (by the way you should try licking snizz, I hear it helps boost testosterone and concentration so it would help you with all your HKIA collection quests (great game btw) (on second thought maybe do NOT lick snizz if it is attached to an ukranian prostitute)). Anyway I'm dropping by because I just wanted to tell you I'm a big fan of the #GrandeRafa propaganda campaign, the #TrueCapitano and #BravoRafa were really funny details and I can see that the polsci faculty really washed your brai.... I mean taught you well to take dogma above any contradicting evidence no matter how big and fiery the mountain of evidence gets (sorry about that crans-montana reference). But enough of the fellation I'm here to offer you a job as chief propagandist.. I mean fact checker at goynews, I know you recently got a shitty job as a coop manager but come on that's not you, come join your photon emitting brethren. Come to new York and let's talk about it, grab some falafel salad and drinks, let me know what's up.
P.S we can also play some HKIA and afterwards go get some snizz to lick (no ukranian prostitutes... promise ;)
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:57No.157633803
I just cannot express how much I love this kind of posting holy fuck
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:57No.157633804
>Feyenoord has won only one European Cup / Champions League title, while AC Milan has won 7 titles.
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Anon
09/07/26, 17:58No.157633807
Sir, another Germano banger has hit the thread

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Anon
09/07/26, 18:03No.157633854
i think i missed something about an ukranian prostitute
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Anon
09/07/26, 18:05No.157633867
;^)

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Anon
09/07/26, 18:06No.157633875
Desperate like trying to force the "aerial menace" and "buffon" thing?
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Anon
09/07/26, 18:43No.157634125
The one you've all been waiting for
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Anon
09/07/26, 18:45No.157634143
The absolute state of >our bench
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Anon
09/07/26, 18:47No.157634153
Ekkelenkamp is worth at least 5 times his reported market value tbqh

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Anon
09/07/26, 19:00No.157634245
That ref cam view of the wall was scary as fuck
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:00No.157634247
Nice pass zacca
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:02No.157634266
>hooked before 15 minutes
kwaboty
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:02No.157634278
Lennon Miller fixes it
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:07No.157634314
should've just shot
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:08No.157634315
GUDMUNSON IN NOW PLEASE FUCK THIS BORO
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:08No.157634320
>Isakasen has almost the full tonsure
wtf I thought he was a baby talento
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:30No.157634471
Isaksen is really starting to do my nut it, give me naulin or the vikingrapist already
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:30No.157634478
I've seen enough, Lazio is going to qualify for Europe
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:36No.157634520
Need to change Zaccagni for gudmunon and give the armband to frattesi. Zaccagni needs to realize that if he continues like this he will lose his spot.
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:39No.157634542
/seriea/ is sleeping on Sugamele's meme potential
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:39No.157634545
Watching Zacca play is making me gain a (bald) spot tbqh
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:39No.157634552
If he were from Bibbiena he'd be called Lisciamele
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:46No.157634611
fotmob doesn't give a fuck

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Anon
09/07/26, 19:48No.157634632
and tonight, too, irrelevant Lazio is pissing someone off
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:55No.157634681
surely >we can just sub on the back up striker right:?
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:56No.157634692
gud attack from udinigs
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:56No.157634693
He almost screwed that one up/
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Anon
09/07/26, 19:57No.157634696
With zacca on the field there is a 0% probability that you tie this match
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:01No.157634730
>bayo
Goated 1 fantacazzo meme
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:03No.157634742
Aldo Bayo
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:09No.157634790
clusterfuck of clowns
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:10No.157634802
noslin done fucked up chancellor was completely open
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:16No.157634851
lazio fans cheering loudly for mussolini hacking a blackkek
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:17No.157634854
>lazio fans
>>>/x/ [//boards.4chan.org/x/]
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:20No.157634886
far too greedy there
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:22No.157634895
sempre lui
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:22No.157634897
frattesinhooo
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:22No.157634902
Finally zacca good assist lessgoooo
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:30No.157634992
rino has intrasting players in his team.
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:31No.157634996
should've had 2 yellows
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:34No.157635019
ooh trollpost. nice technique on shot
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:34No.157635023
HOT
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:35No.157635032
gud gud ugd
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:35No.157635040
fucking brilliant
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:36No.157635049
Damn, Lazo is stealing this one.
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:36No.157635054
I didn't know udinegru had their own slugatelli
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:39No.157635083
New signings that pay off big and decide the matches, yet they still complain
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:43No.157635111
gattuso grintad the game with the subs
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:43No.157635120
nice job lazio
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:45No.157635134
>gattuso ahead of amorim and spallet
LMAOOO
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:45No.157635142
>accidently left Vikingrapist and Kvernadze on the bench
>both with 10's
fugg
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:48No.157635169
Apologize to Goattuso
many people wanted Grosso btw
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:49No.157635174
WE GAAN

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Anon
09/07/26, 20:55No.157635238
lol reggina backwards
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Anon
09/07/26, 20:56No.157635243
Whiggan lmao
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Anon
09/07/26, 21:17No.157635391
I can't find highlights about #GrandeRafa's performances yesterday against Jj, can anyone point out where I could find them? Thanks and #StayWay45
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Anon
09/07/26, 21:19No.157635405
Manuel Locatelli will definitely have to undergo surgery. There is concern over the recovery time, and the most likely outcome will be that he’ll be out for at least THREE months.Juventus will turn to the Next Gen for reinforcements, with the spotlight on Augusto Owusu, who is ready to make the step up to the first team.

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Anon
09/07/26, 21:26No.157635446
nikola vlasic
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Anon
09/07/26, 21:59No.157635642
>there are literal anons not watching Silo season 3 and Lanterns ITT
Grim
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Anon
09/07/26, 22:05No.157635687
>EXCLUSIVE: Julián Quiñones and Sadio Mané are set to be named among the 30 nominees for the 2026 Men’s Ballon d’Or.
This sport is well and truly dying
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Anon
09/07/26, 22:17No.157635771
>From one purebred horse to another, Spalletti speaks of Woltemade in this way: "What kind of horse is he? I have a Frisian, it looks very similar to me. He is statuesque, he instills a little’ fear from a physical point of view then he is very sweet and lets himself be caressed and ridden.

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Anon
09/08/26, 04:53No.157639623
Do you have a website that shows only the goals scored in highlights
Merci
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Anon
09/08/26, 06:48No.157640012
>Spalletti:"Woltemade? I have a Frisian horse and this one seems very similar to me. He's majestic, he imposes a bit physically, but then he's very affectionate and loves being petted and ridden."

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Anon
09/08/26, 08:19No.157640184
>get to CL
>play on Thursday anyway

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Anon
09/08/26, 09:27No.157640421
>Slugatelli won’t play again until the new year
>Boga also ded
Nobody suffers like a Jj fan suffers
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Anon
09/08/26, 09:45No.157640487
>Locatelli dying is karma
Thanks for confirming that everything that happened against us recently was architected by evil forces. Now karma is striking back and we're finally free from some pain :)
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Anon
09/08/26, 09:46No.157640490
Do NOT look up where Hamas Rodriguez is going
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Anon
09/08/26, 09:48No.157640502
Got them all riled up and pumping in the morning

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Anon
09/08/26, 09:54No.157640521
>Karma is a spiritual and philosophical principle of cause and effect where individual's intent and actions shape said individual's future
>Calling themselves "evil forces"
>"Feeling pain is good because... it frees us from pain?"
Please livestream your next actions, wear the del piero jersey your dad gave you if possible I know you haven't grown out of it yet
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Anon
09/08/26, 09:55No.157640524
real san luca hours
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Anon
09/08/26, 09:55No.157640525
379 characters characters since it woke up (thanks wordcounter dot net for doing the work for me), all dedicated to another club, and it's not even midday yet :)
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Anon
09/08/26, 09:56No.157640526
>washed allnegru
>In the bhampions
>With NABULE

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Anon
09/08/26, 10:00No.157640534
>they are now pretending to be retarded even harder
Such a sad state of affairs, hope you can win your CL match so the discord morale improves
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Anon
09/08/26, 10:12No.157640569
What the lack of knocking Rocchi does to a mf
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Anon
09/08/26, 10:20No.157640610
>Only 4 people in the fanta leagueThe glory days of the /seriea/ is over, we used to have 15+

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Anon
09/08/26, 10:52No.157640697
>one side is maad because Diego Manuel Jadon da Silva Moreira cooked them
>the other is maad because their genocidal hero died
Pulse check?

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Anon
09/08/26, 10:56No.157640709
How is Camarda balding despite not having facial hair, usually there's a kind of balance between the two
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Anon
09/08/26, 11:18No.157640771
Sour grapes in brussels too?
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Anon
09/08/26, 11:30No.157640807
Just bet my entire patrimonio on all the italiane winning in the cl this week
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Anon
09/08/26, 12:32No.157640955
Does having the European DNA make someone extra grumpy and tetchy in a CL week?
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Anon
09/08/26, 12:34No.157640963
I wonder if Ukrainian prosties have better rates than Romanian ones
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Anon
09/08/26, 12:41No.157640989
>Juventus have faith in 2005-born midfielder Augusto Owusu: following Locatelli's injury, no free agents will arrive.
half the team has to die to let play a young Italian kek
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Anon
09/08/26, 12:41No.157640990
Impossible for Roma to have ugly shirts tf
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Anon
09/08/26, 12:49No.157641013
If her name was Lindsay Chansey she would've nurse her children
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Anon
09/08/26, 13:11No.157641077
>Europa League winner probability via Polymarket Sport:
AC Milan: 15%
Juventus: 14%
Bayer Leverkusen: 12%
Bournemouth: 11%
Crystal Palace: 10%
Real Sociedad: 6%
Sunderland: 6%
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Anon
09/08/26, 13:13No.157641082
So if they win, they're a catastrophe of a team. Right?
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Anon
09/08/26, 13:14No.157641085
OPTA's thoughts:Ludopathic degeneracy vs. Spreadsheet autism

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Anon
09/08/26, 13:18No.157641096
The Juventus talent is proudly nominated. OUR golden boyo

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Anon
09/08/26, 13:20No.157641101
I don't know anyone that plays for sborrinmouth

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Anon
09/08/26, 13:36No.157641161
Let's take a look at her facial hair now
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Anon
09/08/26, 13:48No.157641208
For me, it's women's handwriting

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Anon
09/08/26, 14:26No.157641316
?
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Anon
09/08/26, 14:27No.157641320
>anon's dad finally works at Nintendo
it's ogre
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Anon
09/08/26, 14:29No.157641329
Oh, I thought you meant something like they hired the lead designer of Highguard or some shit kek
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Anon
09/08/26, 15:28No.157641629
>Just one day after a public message stating that the game will be available for PlayStation 5 (PS5) players later this year, a journalist is doubling down on claims that Forza Horizon 6 won’t launch on the console in 2026.
>According to Warren, “Microsoft is planning to delay the release of Forza Horizon 6 on PS5, according to sources familiar with Playground Games’ plans”. He adds that the game was initially planned for this year, but it’ll be pushed to “early 2027.”

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Anon
09/08/26, 16:29No.157641945
Why would that matter? Didn't the unbeatable Scottosih spirit vote for independence from the United Kingdom with overwhelmingly majority?
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Anon
09/08/26, 16:38No.157641991
I only see the Strasbourg, Lille and another
Am I missing more?
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Anon
09/08/26, 16:46No.157642026
Saaaar pls minute silence saaaaaar
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Anon
09/08/26, 16:58No.157642113
What a sbolazo McGinn
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Anon
09/08/26, 17:01No.157642153
Och, ma wee heart cannae take this, whit's that goalie up tae noo?!
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Anon
09/08/26, 17:09No.157642222
>AC Milan legend Luka Jovic now plays for AEK Athens
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Anon
09/08/26, 17:10No.157642235
1193 spoilers are out
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Anon
09/08/26, 17:15No.157642272
Juventus' current injury list:- Juan Cabal
- Andrea Cambiaso
- Weston McKennie
- Pape Matar Sarr
- Khéphren Thuram
- Manuel Locatelli
- Kenan Yıldız
- Jérémie Boga
- Jeff Ekhator
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Anon
09/08/26, 17:30No.157642380
Inter legend btw
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Anon
09/08/26, 17:31No.157642398
zommer time sadness
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Anon
09/08/26, 17:36No.157642444
Play from the back before you go
Sommer time sadness
I just wanted you to know
That baby you were the bestI got that Sommer time
Sommer time sadness
So-so so-Sommer time
Sommer time sadnessI got my home kit on tonight
Dancin' in San Siro, in the pale moonlight
Done my hair up real big, beauty queen style
Goalie gloves off, I'm feelin' alive
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Anon
09/08/26, 17:47No.157642525
MI6 x IRA link up vs. Mossad this season
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Anon
09/08/26, 18:08No.157642716
Tresoldi gole
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Anon
09/08/26, 18:09No.157642731
Intrasting

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Anon
09/08/26, 18:16No.157642819
Printer finna get raped no?
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Anon
09/08/26, 18:17No.157642825
[/sp/thread/157642747#p157642747]
real mad vs inter.
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Anon
09/08/26, 18:55No.157643165
calcioobig worry about spanish refball since they refballed the wc
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Anon
09/08/26, 18:58No.157643203
>Breaking news: #Juventus are considering a number of free transfers to bolster their midfield, given the number of injured players. Contacts have also been made with #Pogba and his representatives regarding a potential return
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:00No.157643237

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:01No.157643252
Can Ismaël "AFCON Total® Man of the Tournament 2019™ and France Football® Joueur Maghrébin de l'Année 2020™ and one of the Best Midfielders in the World™ according to Mina Rzouki® and AC Milan® Heartbeat™" and "Opening Goalscorer in the first leg of the UEFA® Champions League™ 2022-2023 quarterfinal" Bennacer fix Jj's midfield?

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:07No.157643330
>Caressa - Bergomi
Holy bolliti
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:13No.157643394
pancrazio open the mercato i need to buy pobba
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:14No.157643410
La Ueda...
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:17No.157643444
fuggin courtois
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:17No.157643451
>inda
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:17No.157643453
Future Milan legend btw
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:18No.157643472
too easy
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:18No.157643476
>printer
:SKULL:
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:18No.157643478

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:18No.157643479
pazza
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:22No.157643531
>Jones just vibemaxxing
>Bistecca having a negru moment
>Pastoni in No Man's Land
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:23No.157643549
oof. inter dominating before this
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:23No.157643560
>merdella
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:24No.157643572
is it going to be one of those nights?

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:26No.157643601
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ANALA ANALA ANALA ANALA ANALA
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:27No.157643613
oh no
anyway
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:27No.157643614
ANALA

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:27No.157643624
wtf josephus
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:28No.157643639
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:28No.157643643
La Granda Inda
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:28No.157643651
.

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:28No.157643654
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:28No.157643664
>he didn't buy provedel for 2 credits
the signs are already showing
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:29No.157643672
based. provedel in
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:29No.157643673
*checks clock* it's that time of the year again!

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:29No.157643675
Still not the biggest crime committed by Josep Martinez in the past year
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:30No.157643701

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:32No.157643730
It's increasingly looking more and more like a very quiet night coming from the Thirld World countries

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:35No.157643786
>duccio trying not to simp for mid foids challenge (impossible)
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:37No.157643816
>foids

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:38No.157643822
suspend serie a from the ucl lol
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:41No.157643856
Last two digits of this post is the minute on which Inda is going to be olè'd by Bernabeu
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:41No.157643858
alexsandro goal
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:49No.157643962
really useful game and a game inter can lose.inter play gud footy
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:50No.157643974
>a game inter can lose.
Coping sfinterismo is, as tradition, back on the menu!
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:51No.157643987
didn't chivu got trained by mourinho back in the day? how is it possible he is being outplayed this hard?
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:51No.157644001
This is HIS game.
https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2097412129728995732

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Anon
09/08/26, 19:52No.157644009
big save
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Anon
09/08/26, 19:56No.157644058
https://x.com/search?q=from%3AAzpitarte%20Chievo&src=typed_query
Many apologies for linking to THAT site, but searching "Chievo" on his account is simply unmatched

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Anon
09/08/26, 20:01No.157644125
>
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:03No.157644141
>Valverde running full sprint at you
>Yeah let me try the worlds slowest Cruyff turn
t. Josep "Fast & Furious" Martinez
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:05No.157644164
New Marotta statement>Although unlikely, we cannot rule out that de-identified refereeing selections derived from the usage of our club helped improve our scudetto winning chances

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Anon
09/08/26, 20:10No.157644228
holy hell
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:14No.157644294
>renato veiga
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:15No.157644302
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:15No.157644303
tikus is bad at finishing.
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:17No.157644337
courtois and josephus is the difference
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:18No.157644355
courtuis is so gud keeper.
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:20No.157644383
>You see, we actually didn't really lose. They had a good keeper so it doesn't count
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:20No.157644384
It's gone fairly unnoticed but Real Madrid have been pretty tragic tonight, the goals were gifts
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:23No.157644433
.
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:25No.157644459
Making a mistake on such an important stage must be awful, but I'm sure Martinez will run over it
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:26No.157644469
If I was in Finland I'd try to find some elf woman to have sex with desu, surely they have those in the forests
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:26No.157644470
Non mentirò, non userò frasi fatte. Sono distrutto.Ho finito la partita l’altra sera e mai mi sarei aspettato di essere investito da tutto questo il mattino dopo. L’operazione è andata bene, e questo è molto importante. Ora dovrò fermarmi per un po’, e fa male pensare di non poter aiutare i miei compagni, di non poter lottare con loro per questa maglia. Ci vorrà pazienza, ma lavorerò in ogni modo per tornare al meglio, come ho sempre fatto.
La vita è fatta anche di questi momenti, sta a noi decidere come affrontarli: io lotterò come sempre, coltivando ogni giorno il desiderio di tornare in campo il prima possibile.
Grazie per il sostegno.Fino alla fineManuel

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Anon
09/08/26, 20:31No.157644550
Mourinho is probably thanking God for the signing of Carlos Espi, genuinely what are these retards doing
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:33No.157644608
None of the no name ngubus Inter hired have done anything so far, Diouf is the worst of the bunch he keeps trying to emulate le cut inside man and keeps losing the ball when he gets inside the area.
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:33No.157644620
>Carlos /sp/
>Xavi E-sports
We're dangerously close to spawning a Fabio Fica
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:35No.157644642
>tfw Nico Paz and Chico Conceicao will never play together
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:36No.157644657
Gig-Nikko Paz
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:38No.157644696
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:41No.157644726
augustusss
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:45No.157644787
bastoni has sucked today. lot of mistakes
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:46No.157644805
Bastoni having sex with underage Ukrainian prostitutes, whatever happened to that?
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:54No.157644915
homecrowd booed a few times against real kek

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Anon
09/08/26, 20:57No.157644957
based bisseck revenged susic bullying
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Anon
09/08/26, 20:57No.157644960
https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2097428597866742101

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Anon
09/08/26, 21:13No.157645112
Real Madrid 2 : 1 Inter>xG: 3.03 - 1.73
>xThreat: 1.11 - 2.46

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Anon
09/08/26, 21:36No.157645287

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Anon
09/08/26, 21:37No.157645290
And tomorrow we have to go through the traditional figura di merda with Allegri away at the emirates
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Anon
09/08/26, 21:45No.157645360
Statement.

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Anon
09/08/26, 21:47No.157645377
>2 lucky gols from negru moments
>dominated the away game vs halmadrid
I mean if only Chivus had a decent keeper, we might be onto something
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Anon
09/08/26, 21:49No.157645394
>>dominated the away
>look inside
>2-1 loss
They're the Locatelli of Serie A
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Anon
09/08/26, 21:50No.157645407
I mean if only Kolo Muani had some semblance of talent, we might be onto something
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Anon
09/08/26, 21:54No.157645441

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Anon
09/08/26, 22:04No.157645500
Sleep tight /seriea/, massive humiliation tomorrow

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Anon
09/08/26, 23:16No.157646123
didnt watch the match but I heard printer deserved to win or tie
Is this true or just cope
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Anon
09/08/26, 23:47No.157646432
/v/ idea: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, but it takes place in San Luca, Reggio Calabria
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Anon
09/09/26, 02:18No.157648003
visit san luca
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Anon
09/09/26, 03:46No.157648809
What's this weeks schedule?
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Anon
09/09/26, 04:02No.157648961
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 1
>Tuesday, 8 September 2026
21:00 Real Madrid 2-1 Inter>Wednesday, 9 September 2026
21:00 Napoli - Arsenal>Thursday, 10 September 2026
18:45 Fenerbahçe - Roma
21:00 Como - RB LeipzigSERIE A - MATCHDAY 4
>Friday, 11 September 2026
20:45 Venezia - Fiorentina>Saturday, 12 September 2026
15:00 Genoa - Frosinone
18:00 Lazio - Bbilan
20:45 Atalanta - Cagliari>Sunday, 13 September 2026
15:00 Lecce - Monza
18:00 Napoli - Bologna
20:45 Sassuolo - Juventus>Monday, 14 September 2026
18:30 Como - Parma
18:30 Torino - Roma
20:45 Inter - Udinese
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:03No.157649677
Good morning!+3

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Anon
09/09/26, 06:12No.157649702
Mo twinkazzo Is chicano
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:30No.157649768
Che "humor" /seriea/no early in the morning
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:39No.157649801
>the seething and coping because some got game and others dont
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Anon
09/09/26, 06:42No.157649816

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Anon
09/09/26, 07:20No.157649947
>Between 2016 and 2018, Capriotti had swindled Albanian suppliers linked to Lazio ultra leader "Diabolik" regarding shipments of 14 and 10 kilograms of cocaine. Piscitelli intervened forcefully, demanding 300,000 euros and even sending two associates to Rocca di Papa; on February 23, 2019, they fired four Kalashnikov rounds at the door of Capriotti's home, where his young daughter was present at the time. This act of intimidation convinced the broker to seek protection from Giuseppe Molisso and to order his rival's death.
Rome is like Sin City kek
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:01No.157650316
>Huijsen: "What happened with Lautaro? He was saying that Real were playing really badly, he tried to simulate a blow to the head while I didn't even touch him. I told him to respect Madrid because we've never lost 5-0 in a Champions League final and he lost his head right then and started insulting me, but I stayed calm. He needs to grow up.”
Absolute certainty that this happened, if you try to dispute it you’re just maad

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Anon
09/09/26, 09:32No.157650405
speaking of rats

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Anon
09/09/26, 09:51No.157650465
Palermo needs to come back
I miss Renzo Barbera evening kino
Stadiums like these are the SOUL of Italian Calcio not faggy plastic stadiums like Allianz Jube or GloboComo's new stadium or whateverPlus Inzaghi is the coach of Palermo so that's a plusBring back REAL CALCIO when it was GRITTY and AESTHETIC had ATMOSPHERE and KINO>Yes I did see the kino highlights of Palermo-Sampdoria 3-1 match on youtube, hiw did you know?
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Anon
09/09/26, 09:53No.157650470
11:51 on its first post of the day

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Anon
09/09/26, 10:03No.157650501
I hope the paella tasted good

A
Anon
09/09/26, 10:17No.157650545
All these europa league club fans yappin about a CL competitor...
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Anon
09/09/26, 11:42No.157650842
>out of nowhere
That's just the natural reaction one gets from interacting with zingaros
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Anon
09/09/26, 11:44No.157650849
it's a mystery how despite all these clumsy attempts at intimidation Inter don't have a cult following in Argentina
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Anon
09/09/26, 11:51No.157650869

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Anon
09/09/26, 12:20No.157650996
Is that what you told the Ukrainian woman said before she ran off?
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Anon
09/09/26, 13:32No.157651232

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Anon
09/09/26, 13:35No.157651244
>CONI’s General Prosecutor for Sport, Ugo Taucer, has sent a report to the FIGC’s prosecutor, Giuseppe Chinè, and copied in CONI’s president, Luciano Buonfiglio, in which he rejects the request to dismiss the case submitted by the head of the Federal Prosecutor’s Office regarding the investigation into the FIGC president's, Giovanni Malagò, lack of registration. According to the former footballer and lawyer Miele, as Malagò was not registered, he did not meet the requirements to stand as a candidate. Taucer has asked FIGC prosecutor Chinè for further clarification regarding his position, as he is not convinced by his account: in his view, based on CONI’s guiding principles, as a non-registered member Malagò would not have met the requirements to stand as a candidate. CONI President Buonfiglio will have to decide whether to bring the matter before the Executive Committee, scheduled for 15 September.
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Anon
09/09/26, 13:37No.157651252

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Anon
09/09/26, 14:01No.157651353
Today we get Star Fox Adventures 2.
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Anon
09/09/26, 14:03No.157651361
can we all agree that strisciate are the main causes of the calcio dire situation? fuck jj, fuck sfinter and fuck bbilan.
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Anon
09/09/26, 14:07No.157651381
Kurpa dee strisciate
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Anon
09/09/26, 14:17No.157651441
Calcio was killed because half of calcio wanted to kill Juventus
Juventus is still alive despite the cowardly attacks, whilst calcio is dying underneath a bridge
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Anon
09/09/26, 14:22No.157651474
Real historical revisionism hours
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Anon
09/09/26, 14:24No.157651488
Resident Evil Revisionism
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Anon
09/09/26, 14:31No.157651524
Metroid Ravenna-ous
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Anon
09/09/26, 15:06No.157651736
Something something united brotherhood

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Anon
09/09/26, 15:07No.157651750
During Calciopoli, we thought Contanissa was coming down on us. Two defenders, big strong guys, Gaetano Scirea and Claudio Gentile grabbed me under the arms, and they literally lifted me up, and started running with me. I said, 'Fellas, I could run myself,' but they were amazing.
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Anon
09/09/26, 15:12No.157651784
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