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Anonymous
03/24/26, 20:46No.153985905/heem/ -Sneed Edition
03/24/26, 20:46No.153985905/heem/ -Sneed EditionFormerly: >>153978551 [/sp/thread/153978551#p153978551]
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Anon
03/24/26, 21:36No.153986220
03/24/26, 21:36No.153986220Nigger
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Anon
03/24/26, 23:03No.153986735
03/24/26, 23:03No.153986735OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Anon
03/25/26, 00:19No.153987265
03/25/26, 00:19No.153987265Khabib “Al-Dajjāl” Nurmagomedov.
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Anon03/25/26, 00:21No.153987280
03/25/26, 00:21No.153987280BAAAASED!!
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Anon03/25/26, 00:22No.153987282
03/25/26, 00:22No.153987282Ngannou should be in jail but instead he's fighting on Netflix. Think about that.
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Anon
03/25/26, 00:25No.153987330
03/25/26, 00:25No.153987330Jizzy is still having main cards? Oh dear
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Anon
03/25/26, 00:27No.153987350
03/25/26, 00:27No.153987350Topuria ducked.
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Anon03/25/26, 00:30No.153987373
03/25/26, 00:30No.153987373Tom? Tom of Finland?
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Anon
03/25/26, 00:32No.153987392
03/25/26, 00:32No.153987392why do people say israel’s win over pereira was a good win?
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Anon03/25/26, 00:34No.153987411
03/25/26, 00:34No.153987411IT’S UPhttps://youtu.be/u_kQ-uUjBtQ
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Anon03/25/26, 00:39No.153987441
03/25/26, 00:39No.153987441what is his fucking problem?
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Anon03/25/26, 00:49No.153987542
03/25/26, 00:49No.153987542Say what you want about Movsar but he did marry a 15 year old girl so that he could "mold her into his ideal wife"
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Anon03/25/26, 01:02No.153987627
03/25/26, 01:02No.153987627In a recent interview, I shared that the opportunity to fight at the White House gave me something deeper to fight for, a ‘why’ that goes beyond paychecks or belts. Fighting for my country gives me a greater purpose!
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Anon03/25/26, 01:04No.153987640
03/25/26, 01:04No.153987640One more win and GOATry surpasses GSP
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Anon03/25/26, 01:08No.153987672
03/25/26, 01:08No.153987672https://youtu.be/YCRrx_JRggU
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Anon03/25/26, 01:11No.153987687
03/25/26, 01:11No.153987687See you're going to eat your food now then come 10 or 11 pm you'll be hungry again and I'll have a Jr. Whopper in my pocket.
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Anon03/25/26, 01:20No.153987750
03/25/26, 01:20No.153987750have a baby by me baby be a millionaire
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Anon03/25/26, 01:29No.153987835
03/25/26, 01:29No.153987835Im listening to ltgs childhood stories do ghetto bitches really just give out pussy for free at sleepovers?
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Anon03/25/26, 01:39No.153987916
03/25/26, 01:39No.153987916
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Anon03/25/26, 01:43No.153987969
03/25/26, 01:43No.153987969
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Anon03/25/26, 01:47No.153988020
03/25/26, 01:47No.153988020
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Anon03/25/26, 01:48No.153988028
03/25/26, 01:48No.153988028i approach mma like a quant. i see single punches or takedown attempts as suspicious. how can the entire fight be distributed? constant fluctuation. systems. from a stability point of view
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Anon03/25/26, 01:50No.153988052
03/25/26, 01:50No.153988052All of you better watch your mouths before I heem you stiff
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Anon03/25/26, 01:53No.153988092
03/25/26, 01:53No.153988092Pereira won the rivalry 1-1
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Anon03/25/26, 01:56No.153988106
03/25/26, 01:56No.153988106You're not going to believe this, but Gane is going to make Pereira look like an absolute fool. It is going to shock everyone except Gane knowers (me) and respecters (plenty, but not all).
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Anon03/25/26, 01:58No.153988124
03/25/26, 01:58No.153988124>had to decisionate a busted up pereira
>gets heemed immediately in the rematch
KWAB
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Anon03/25/26, 01:58No.153988125
03/25/26, 01:58No.153988125why is he doing this?
(video is jizzy heeming him in the rematch)
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Anon03/25/26, 02:00No.153988139
03/25/26, 02:00No.153988139nate makes more than any ufc champ can dream of
is it time we rethink the business model?
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Anon03/25/26, 02:04No.153988175
03/25/26, 02:04No.153988175kai stewart yeems volk
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Anon03/25/26, 02:06No.153988183
03/25/26, 02:06No.153988183Its a fact that jews make 100:1 for every fighterWhy do muslims participate?
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Anon03/25/26, 02:06No.153988187
03/25/26, 02:06No.153988187youtube asked for my ID on my 2nd account, this is so lame.
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Anon03/25/26, 02:11No.153988220
03/25/26, 02:11No.153988220We’ve never seen Gane done like this, even though he’s fought far more dangerous heemers.
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Anon03/25/26, 02:13No.153988226
03/25/26, 02:13No.153988226personally I'm pretty sure I could befriend all of you
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Anon03/25/26, 02:14No.153988233
03/25/26, 02:14No.153988233Thoughts on Reacher star Alan Ritchson heeming his neighbor?
https://youtu.be/VSKLQEX2fiw?si=vVorBXTNH-PJdk4Y
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Anon03/25/26, 02:14No.153988235
03/25/26, 02:14No.153988235does anyone have the picture of the twink sitting in a chair watching a match on the tv?
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Anon03/25/26, 02:14No.153988237
03/25/26, 02:14No.153988237befriend this
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Anon03/25/26, 02:16No.153988246
03/25/26, 02:16No.153988246adesnaya was genuine when he was just a weeb, but then he got noticed and all the black nationalist started telling him to say the word nigga and then he became this gangster badass with sick one liners
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Anon03/25/26, 02:16No.153988249
03/25/26, 02:16No.153988249we cannot follow them btw
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Anon03/25/26, 02:17No.153988261
03/25/26, 02:17No.153988261I love jews
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Anon03/25/26, 02:23No.153988302
03/25/26, 02:23No.153988302i love /heem/ except when it's racist.
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Anon03/25/26, 02:28No.153988346
03/25/26, 02:28No.153988346>I'm looking for a photo
>can you describe it?
>it was of this twink, this tight little twink, he had drawn on green pants and he was lounged across a couch mmm
>...
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Anon03/25/26, 02:34No.153988395
03/25/26, 02:34No.153988395rip to datpiff
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Anon03/25/26, 02:40No.153988454
03/25/26, 02:40No.153988454Damn son, where’d you heem this?
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Anon03/25/26, 02:41No.153988462
03/25/26, 02:41No.153988462https://youtu.be/V2rY9X8NHMU
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Anon03/25/26, 02:44No.153988487
03/25/26, 02:44No.153988487ausländer raus
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Anon03/25/26, 02:45No.153988491
03/25/26, 02:45No.153988491https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NuKPRhBEXAI?feature=share
>bu-bu- dana le testified that he isnt involved in matchmaking
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Anon03/25/26, 02:46No.153988497
03/25/26, 02:46No.153988497Anthony "Lionheart" Smith
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Anon03/25/26, 02:53No.153988540
03/25/26, 02:53No.153988540
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Anon03/25/26, 02:57No.153988566
03/25/26, 02:57No.153988566DDS on full display
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Anon03/25/26, 02:57No.153988567
03/25/26, 02:57No.153988567dana and the ufc have been btfo by "matchmaking" so much its unreal. throwing bums against bums that actually win and the upset is why they still continue to exist. they feed off retards that feed into bullshit.
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Anon03/25/26, 02:58No.153988577
03/25/26, 02:58No.153988577poofc sucks now i fear
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Anon03/25/26, 03:05No.153988631
03/25/26, 03:05No.153988631JUST BLEE- I mean just appreciate the control time on the ground
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Anon03/25/26, 03:05No.153988632
03/25/26, 03:05No.153988632im growing out of watching ufc youtubers. I only watch mma guru cause he's a fat jester and anikimma cause he talks about rizin slop.
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Anon03/25/26, 03:08No.153988646
03/25/26, 03:08No.153988646
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Anon03/25/26, 03:11No.153988655
03/25/26, 03:11No.153988655when it comes to heemtubers you have to go with the guys that accept they were wrong and talk about why their boy got ethered without excuse
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Anon03/25/26, 03:16No.153988702
03/25/26, 03:16No.153988702Test
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Anon03/25/26, 03:17No.153988706
03/25/26, 03:17No.153988706how much money does heemtubing pay
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Anon03/25/26, 03:20No.153988721
03/25/26, 03:20No.153988721
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Anon03/25/26, 03:32No.153988796
03/25/26, 03:32No.153988796A white house card without Jon Jones is like a blowjob while being circumcized
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Anon03/25/26, 03:34No.153988804
03/25/26, 03:34No.153988804Dana White House
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Anon03/25/26, 03:39No.153988823
03/25/26, 03:39No.153988823Dan the hangswithmen hooker
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Anon
03/25/26, 03:42No.153988847
03/25/26, 03:42No.153988847winland btw
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Anon03/25/26, 03:43No.153988849
03/25/26, 03:43No.153988849nigger
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Anon03/25/26, 03:53No.153988906
03/25/26, 03:53No.153988906Said, I'm blind to you haters
Can't touch me, rumor creators
Me say where is the love, lately
Hey, ask you how the world ah run so
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Anon03/25/26, 04:09No.153989004
03/25/26, 04:09No.153989004arman tsarkarayan and ilili topuria need to fuse together like goku and vageta to defeat the muslim menace islam mackachev
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Anon03/25/26, 04:11No.153989020
03/25/26, 04:11No.153989020nigga said vageta
i banish you to the shadow realm.
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Anon03/25/26, 04:19No.153989059
03/25/26, 04:19No.153989059come on now fellers we don't got to be like that
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Anon03/25/26, 04:27No.153989091
03/25/26, 04:27No.153989091A
Anon03/25/26, 04:35No.153989134
03/25/26, 04:35No.153989134I smoke cigars backwards its kinda my thing
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Anon03/25/26, 04:38No.153989158
03/25/26, 04:38No.153989158
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Anon03/25/26, 04:42No.153989181
03/25/26, 04:42No.153989181A
Anon03/25/26, 04:45No.153989196
03/25/26, 04:45No.153989196A
Anon03/25/26, 04:57No.153989222
03/25/26, 04:57No.153989222hearing whispers in the wind of a mcgregor return
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Anon03/25/26, 05:07No.153989255
03/25/26, 05:07No.153989255goobycord chads i came as soon as i could
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Anon03/25/26, 05:09No.153989264
03/25/26, 05:09No.153989264Goobzilla vs Mechagoobzilla
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Anon03/25/26, 05:12No.153989270
03/25/26, 05:12No.153989270there's anon!!! did you do a lot of fight analysis today?
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Anon03/25/26, 05:18No.153989284
03/25/26, 05:18No.153989284PUREST OF STRIKES
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Anon
03/25/26, 05:24No.153989295
03/25/26, 05:24No.153989295It's tawlf
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Anon03/25/26, 05:35No.153989329
03/25/26, 05:35No.153989329isnt it crazy that the ruotolo twins fight in different weight classes?
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Anon03/25/26, 05:35No.153989330
03/25/26, 05:35No.153989330>be on first date
>open door, get that ass in the car
>give her the aux
>begin to drive
>still no music at the stop sign
>glance over at and see what’s the hold up
>date is hovering over drowning pool
>fuck, one.
>begin to panic, nothing is wrong with me
>praying she doesn’t pick it
>still silenc, two.
>audible phone lock is heard
>instant relief, three.
>she gave u-
>”let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor”
>oh fuck she’s playing it
>FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>beat the shit out of my date
>get to restaurant
>”table for 1”
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Anon03/25/26, 05:38No.153989340
03/25/26, 05:38No.153989340PFL’s new name as of April 2026 will be ABC MMA
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Anon03/25/26, 05:39No.153989347
03/25/26, 05:39No.153989347Watching the fights with tomala must be unbearable. I'm not a casual, also not a hardcore fan and the amount of things he just completely gets wrong often is insane. I watch Luke Thomas, Morning Kombat and read articles posted on heem. IT'S HIS FUCKING JOB and my dumb ass who barely follows the sport finds him being dead wrong all the time.
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Anon03/25/26, 05:39No.153989348
03/25/26, 05:39No.153989348Who’s got tape they want me to breakdown? I’ve got a modest following for 1.5 million I can afford to help some of you losers make it in this fight game.
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Anon03/25/26, 05:43No.153989364
03/25/26, 05:43No.153989364I taught Gane the heel hook
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Anon03/25/26, 05:45No.153989372
03/25/26, 05:45No.153989372Tai is fighting again. Will that fat piece of shit ever train
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Anon03/25/26, 05:46No.153989377
03/25/26, 05:46No.153989377I taught Gane the reverse heel hook
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Anon03/25/26, 05:49No.153989384
03/25/26, 05:49No.153989384MMLAMake
MMA
Litty
Again
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Anon03/25/26, 05:54No.153989397
03/25/26, 05:54No.153989397snake paul betrayed the pfl
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Anon03/25/26, 05:58No.153989413
03/25/26, 05:58No.153989413I teach the inverted reverted heel hook it’s a slight variation of the no heel-heel hook
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Anon03/25/26, 05:59No.153989414
03/25/26, 05:59No.153989414MMA is litty
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Anon03/25/26, 06:00No.153989417
03/25/26, 06:00No.153989417>the filmmakers want to strip away the myth of GSP the global icon and reveal Georges, the man.
GSP gay confirmed
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Anon03/25/26, 06:00No.153989418
03/25/26, 06:00No.153989418is the zinc expert here? turns out the recommended limit of 40mg is elemental zinc. a 50mg zinc tablet only has like 15mg elemental zinc
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Anon03/25/26, 06:03No.153989425
03/25/26, 06:03No.153989425Bitcoin dosing big time to get my weight down for this post fight weight cut. Shits hard b talmbout bein an ultimate fighter? So smoke but no cigar
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Anon03/25/26, 06:05No.153989434
03/25/26, 06:05No.153989434gane expert here
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Anon03/25/26, 06:05No.153989435
03/25/26, 06:05No.153989435>Rousey/Carrano
two old women with over 25 combined years of retirement
>Ngannou/Lins
might be worth it
>diaz/perry
cerrone family reunion
>mokaev/whomst
it's going to be a boring 30-27
>the rest of the card
wgaf!
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Anon03/25/26, 06:08No.153989448
03/25/26, 06:08No.153989448jean silva expert here (do not call me a fighting nerd)
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Anon03/25/26, 06:11No.153989460
03/25/26, 06:11No.153989460Jon Jones has been cut
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Anon03/25/26, 06:11No.153989461
03/25/26, 06:11No.153989461my casual friend is asking why he should care about rousey vs carano. how do i explain it to him in a way he will understand?
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Anon03/25/26, 06:16No.153989480
03/25/26, 06:16No.153989480you give me five minutes of hell. You understand me son?
YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES OF HELL!
you guys are so fucked
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Anon03/25/26, 06:17No.153989485
03/25/26, 06:17No.153989485Give me five, I’ll take two. That’s just the kinda guy I am b
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Anon03/25/26, 06:23No.153989510
03/25/26, 06:23No.153989510casual friend just asked who steve garcia is. one of the top featherweights in the world and this piece of shit can't even name his last 10 fights.
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Anon03/25/26, 06:24No.153989516
03/25/26, 06:24No.153989516Karate combat has the half man that is a lethal grappler and cornhole has their own lethal nugget. What are the odds those two fight on the Netflix card
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Anon03/25/26, 06:28No.153989528
03/25/26, 06:28No.153989528>computer, check for a “steve garcia”
>steve garcia found
>7.7 million results
>find the right steve
>lost to Joe Warren
he failed the test
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Anon03/25/26, 06:29No.153989532
03/25/26, 06:29No.153989532alexander volkanovski's funny spinning backfist he panic throws when he's off balance
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Anon03/25/26, 06:32No.153989546
03/25/26, 06:32No.153989546Are fighters allowed to take shots pre fight
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Anon03/25/26, 06:34No.153989558
03/25/26, 06:34No.153989558assault o de yearth my bradda
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Anon03/25/26, 06:35No.153989560
03/25/26, 06:35No.153989560No assault here
No assault here
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Anon03/25/26, 06:37No.153989566
03/25/26, 06:37No.153989566is jones still away from his wife?
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Anon03/25/26, 06:37No.153989567
03/25/26, 06:37No.153989567Blessed love to the GOAT dem
Who Jah bless, no man curse, no way
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Anon03/25/26, 06:40No.153989579
03/25/26, 06:40No.153989579E ala E, E ala E
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Anon03/25/26, 06:44No.153989597
03/25/26, 06:44No.153989597what diego needs to do in the trilogy match is stay smart and calm. even if it gets to the 4th and 5th rounds, he just needs to stay disciplined.
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Anon03/25/26, 06:46No.153989605
03/25/26, 06:46No.153989605if dana wants to play boxing he should play by all the rules. mogsar is the mandatory next title fight or volk has to relinquish
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Anon03/25/26, 06:47No.153989611
03/25/26, 06:47No.153989611Is he a real Lopes without the Z?
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Anon03/25/26, 06:48No.153989617
03/25/26, 06:48No.153989617strip the entire ufc and hold an open weight tournament. that’s the only thing they can do to save this sinking ship
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Anon03/25/26, 06:49No.153989624
03/25/26, 06:49No.153989624Slow down: to make retarded. What did the fighting nerds mean by this
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Anon03/25/26, 06:51No.153989633
03/25/26, 06:51No.153989633>Volk vs Lopes 3
>Evloev vs Silva title eliminator
>Zalal vs Aljo
>Vallejos vs Yair
fixed FW
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Anon03/25/26, 06:59No.153989653
03/25/26, 06:59No.153989653diego to 155 debut vs charles for bmf at apex
vallejos vs silva 145 title eliminator
evloiev vs onama 145 comain at the apex
yair vs zalal 145 interim belt
volk vs max 4 at 155 bmf title eliminator
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Anon
03/25/26, 07:01No.153989664
03/25/26, 07:01No.153989664>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYtfBPehu5g
Jizzy is getting exorcised on sataday
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Anon03/25/26, 07:01No.153989665
03/25/26, 07:01No.153989665>bmf title eliminator
ROFLcopter
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Anon03/25/26, 07:04No.153989670
03/25/26, 07:04No.153989670is the bmf dead? i guess i could see them carrying on with it and giving charles a guy he can't hold down
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Anon03/25/26, 07:05No.153989674
03/25/26, 07:05No.153989674one-night BMF tournament
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Anon03/25/26, 07:15No.153989695
03/25/26, 07:15No.153989695volk should fight charles at 155 for the bmf. there's almost nobody else who can take it. just create an interim belt at 145 while volk is gone and he can come right back after to fight them.
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Anon03/25/26, 07:17No.153989699
03/25/26, 07:17No.153989699for what it's worth and per eddie hearn that's not much aspinall should have gone the chito route vis an vis his abomination of god instead of hiding it away like bertha mason
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Anon03/25/26, 07:18No.153989704
03/25/26, 07:18No.153989704
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Anon03/25/26, 07:21No.153989708
03/25/26, 07:21No.153989708give charles the 145 title shot and have him the 155 title shit and then he go from being top 3 gatekeeper to first time ever concurrent 3 division champ but you wont cause mogsar wins then gathe then conor and alla sudden caco have no belt left
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Anon03/25/26, 07:27No.153989714
03/25/26, 07:27No.153989714gina should fight miesha next
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Anon03/25/26, 07:29No.153989717
03/25/26, 07:29No.153989717gina should take that same pic miesha took so I can compare their slits
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Anon03/25/26, 07:30No.153989718
03/25/26, 07:30No.153989718Give Jim Miller the Hooper rematch
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Anon03/25/26, 07:32No.153989720
03/25/26, 07:32No.153989720Kai Kara Krance KKK flyweight fighter
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Anon03/25/26, 07:32No.153989722
03/25/26, 07:32No.153989722Polymarket bets on will Dana White nut today
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Anon03/25/26, 07:37No.153989729
03/25/26, 07:37No.153989729Reading the instagram comments and it's 100% pro-Izzy crowd. I think fan support will propel him to new heights.
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Anon03/25/26, 07:41No.153989735
03/25/26, 07:41No.153989735Train an ai on every heem thread so far. Place the heem brain in daner whites skull. The heem daner fixes the ufc.
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Anon03/25/26, 07:48No.153989745
03/25/26, 07:48No.153989745jesse giving promo of the century over at aspinall's bff piers morgan show
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Anon03/25/26, 07:56No.153989758
03/25/26, 07:56No.153989758It's like poetry, it's supposed to rhyme.
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Anon03/25/26, 08:08No.153989777
03/25/26, 08:08No.153989777watched more 90 days fiance the last 4 weeks than poohfc
stellar job daner
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Anon03/25/26, 08:26No.153989801
03/25/26, 08:26No.153989801Adesanya will get slept bigly I'm afraid. His heart is cooked, he is a chubby unc
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Anon
03/25/26, 08:34No.153989822
03/25/26, 08:34No.153989822Based edition
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Anon03/25/26, 08:35No.153989827
03/25/26, 08:35No.153989827the champ is queer
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Anon03/25/26, 08:50No.153989869
03/25/26, 08:50No.153989869Jolie Phwoarier
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Anon03/25/26, 08:54No.153989879
03/25/26, 08:54No.153989879jon jones wanted to get arrested. just saying.
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Anon03/25/26, 09:00No.153989892
03/25/26, 09:00No.153989892Ce n'est que le début.
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Anon03/25/26, 09:36No.153989968
03/25/26, 09:36No.153989968I think Poatan ciryl will be like jizzy jan
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Anon03/25/26, 09:50No.153989995
03/25/26, 09:50No.153989995Gane plays a few games on fifa career mode and then rocks up and bops the head off the bleedin glory HW champ. His fists are like shovels ye? Like blazer beams. Bam bam bam
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Anon
03/25/26, 09:50No.153989997
03/25/26, 09:50No.153989997
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Anon03/25/26, 10:08No.153990030
03/25/26, 10:08No.153990030BIG MONEY MAC DADDY DICK DOWN
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Anon03/25/26, 10:12No.153990037
03/25/26, 10:12No.153990037somehow all daddy clitty meng till feces minge and racist posting feels natural and on topic when talmbout mcgregor
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Anon03/25/26, 10:16No.153990045
03/25/26, 10:16No.153990045Really? You think so? I think you’d be surprised I really do
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Anon03/25/26, 10:20No.153990048
03/25/26, 10:20No.153990048I was about to jump out the van and whoop him right there
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Anon03/25/26, 10:21No.153990050
03/25/26, 10:21No.153990050Josh Van won’t lose for 10 years
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Anon03/25/26, 10:32No.153990067
03/25/26, 10:32No.153990067Test your might [x4]
Mortal Kombat!
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Anon03/25/26, 10:51No.153990101
03/25/26, 10:51No.153990101Mcgregor threw a dolly through the window
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Anon03/25/26, 10:58No.153990119
03/25/26, 10:58No.153990119Joshua white Van literally dies in his lext fight.
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Anon03/25/26, 10:59No.153990121
03/25/26, 10:59No.153990121Mcpiggy is never fighting again.
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Anon03/25/26, 11:03No.153990130
03/25/26, 11:03No.153990130You guys are gonna love this one
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Anon
03/25/26, 11:07No.153990142
03/25/26, 11:07No.153990142McDaddy broke Khapig's mind and made him fill up xher dirty pig diapers.
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Anon03/25/26, 11:14No.153990169
03/25/26, 11:14No.153990169McBussy has been snorting lines of fired daddy semen since Khadaddy gaped xer sadly
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Anon03/25/26, 11:16No.153990172
03/25/26, 11:16No.153990172
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Anon03/25/26, 11:30No.153990191
03/25/26, 11:30No.153990191i only fear for sneed i'm afraid
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Anon03/25/26, 11:35No.153990199
03/25/26, 11:35No.153990199hating meng is absolute lobotomite behavior