Anon
03/25/26, 05:35No.153989330 >be on first date
>open door, get that ass in the car
>give her the aux
>begin to drive
>still no music at the stop sign
>glance over at and see what’s the hold up
>date is hovering over drowning pool
>fuck, one.
>begin to panic, nothing is wrong with me
>praying she doesn’t pick it
>still silenc, two.
>audible phone lock is heard
>instant relief, three.
>she gave u-
>”let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor”
>oh fuck she’s playing it
>FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>beat the shit out of my date
>get to restaurant
>”table for 1”