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Anonymous
03/24/26, 07:49No.153982974/nba/ general
03/24/26, 07:49No.153982974/nba/ generalLos Angeles edition
previous: >>153975618 [/sp/thread/153975618#p153975618]
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Anon03/24/26, 07:51No.153982984
03/24/26, 07:51No.153982984Fuck the Clippers. Send their ass to Seattle
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Anon03/24/26, 07:51No.153982987
03/24/26, 07:51No.153982987Injury fans bros, bring it in. We had a good night
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Anon03/24/26, 07:55No.153982997
03/24/26, 07:55No.153982997Crazy how the Lakers won 9 games in a row and ended up losing a game in the standings on OKC and San Antonio
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Anon
03/24/26, 08:02No.153983018
03/24/26, 08:02No.153983018Why is Garland suddenly healthy and putting up like 30 a night once he got traded from leaveland
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Anon03/24/26, 08:02No.153983019
03/24/26, 08:02No.153983019Lakers need Smart and Hachimura to win. They're the X factors who do all the fundamentals that don't show up in the box score
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Anon03/24/26, 08:03No.153983020
03/24/26, 08:03No.153983020How will Lakefags ever recover?
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Anon03/24/26, 08:09No.153983033
03/24/26, 08:09No.153983033A
Anon03/24/26, 08:10No.153983035
03/24/26, 08:10No.153983035Boomers and Uncs run this shit. Kneel, nephews.
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Anon
03/24/26, 08:10No.153983038
03/24/26, 08:10No.153983038Anime runs this bitch
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Anon03/24/26, 08:14No.153983050
03/24/26, 08:14No.153983050>Mexican prospect Karim Lopez declares for NBA draft
>Lopez is projected to become the first player born in Mexico to be selected in the first round of the NBA draft
Seen this guy on the breakers and he doesn't seem anything special but we will see
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Anon03/24/26, 09:01No.153983207
03/24/26, 09:01No.153983207>Go crying to the league to get your foul revoked
>They take it away because it's the heckin' Lakerinos after all can't have anything bad happen to them
>Get outplayed by fucking Danis Jenkins
I can't stop laughing at the absolute state of Lakeshits
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Anon
03/24/26, 09:02No.153983210
03/24/26, 09:02No.153983210There's no point in waiving somebody this late into the season where that have no playoff hopes. How cancerous is Cam Thomas?
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Anon03/24/26, 09:20No.153983263
03/24/26, 09:20No.153983263Best player on each team this monthATL : Jalen Johnson
BKN : Danny Wolf
BOS : Jaylen Brown
CHA : LaMelo Ball
CHI : Josh Giddey
CLE : James Harden
DAL : Cooper Flagg
DEN : Nikola Jokic
DET : Jalen Duren
GSW : Brandin Podziemski
HOU : Kevin Durant
IND : Jarace Walker
LAC : Kawhi Leonard
LAL : Luka Doncic
MEM : Taylor Hendricks
MIA : Bam Adebayo
MIL : Ryan Rollins
MIN : Anthony Edwards
NOP : Saddiq Bey
NYK : Karl-Anthony Towns
OKC : Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
ORL : Paolo Banchero
PHI : VJ Edgecombe
PHX : Jalen Green
POR : Donovan Clingan
SAC : Precious Achiuwa
SAS : Victor Wembanyama
TOR : Scottie Barnes
UTA : Kyle Filipowski
WAS : Bilal Coulibaly
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Anon03/24/26, 10:48No.153983499
03/24/26, 10:48No.153983499Why is the East always so much worse? Can it ever change?
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Anon
03/24/26, 11:31No.153983593
03/24/26, 11:31No.153983593Finally, a non-petefag thread! Thank you!
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Anon
03/24/26, 11:55No.153983651
03/24/26, 11:55No.153983651So who's going to end up with the 3rd seed?
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Anon03/24/26, 12:07No.153983688
03/24/26, 12:07No.153983688Stomach is real fucked up need to take a Luka
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Anon
03/24/26, 13:10No.153983868
03/24/26, 13:10No.153983868So this stat will return to Seattle or nahh
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Anon
03/24/26, 13:47No.153983954
03/24/26, 13:47No.153983954scam johnson
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Anon03/24/26, 14:50No.153984147
03/24/26, 14:50No.153984147This nigga wembust is begging for MVP. Time for him to get Dort'd
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Anon03/24/26, 14:58No.153984163
03/24/26, 14:58No.153984163Is that Blake Griffin at the Intuit Dome? I don't think he has professionally within the last 7 years.
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Anon03/24/26, 15:03No.153984172
03/24/26, 15:03No.153984172Comparing people's reaction to embiid asking for the MVP vs how people are reacting to wemby shows the light-skin bias in our culture
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Anon03/24/26, 15:14No.153984207
03/24/26, 15:14No.153984207how do we the philadelphia sevendy_sixers fans turn things around?we need to get rid of Embiitch, PG, And Lowry what the fuck is he even doing there
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Anon03/24/26, 15:28No.153984262
03/24/26, 15:28No.153984262
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Anon03/24/26, 15:39No.153984324
03/24/26, 15:39No.153984324Spencer Jones
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Anon03/24/26, 15:53No.153984396
03/24/26, 15:53No.153984396kawhi's selfie will enrage pablo torre and reddit forever kek
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Anon03/24/26, 15:57No.153984416
03/24/26, 15:57No.153984416Suprised FVV tore his ACL, usually fat guys avoid those injuries.
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Anon03/24/26, 15:58No.153984423
03/24/26, 15:58No.153984423>selfie
They're regular photographs taken by someone else
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Anon03/24/26, 16:07No.153984472
03/24/26, 16:07No.153984472If Lucas Donchic wins the mvp, ww3 will be avoided and climate change will be reversed.
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Anon03/24/26, 16:07No.153984474
03/24/26, 16:07No.153984474it's an unc world
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Anon03/24/26, 16:16No.153984522
03/24/26, 16:16No.153984522Makin an MVP case is cringe af
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Anon
03/24/26, 16:21No.153984556
03/24/26, 16:21No.153984556Bitchass Lkers lost to the Pistons. They aint no contenders just because they got some luckyass wins here and there.
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Anon03/24/26, 17:01No.153984755
03/24/26, 17:01No.153984755I am scared my Pacers are going to lose their pick....
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Anon03/24/26, 17:06No.153984787
03/24/26, 17:06No.153984787my bullies :)
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Anon03/24/26, 17:21No.153984870
03/24/26, 17:21No.153984870>scam thomas cut
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Anon03/24/26, 17:24No.153984880
03/24/26, 17:24No.153984880Threadly reminder that my Bullies are getting a top-3 pick since Papa Silver owes us for gifting the Face of the League ™ Ayo Dosunmu and taking their draft bust. We’re going to take Boozer and best center available with the Portland pick. Then we’re going to select best bigs/SGs available with our second rounders — but Boozer may want his brother here. Then we’re going to let everyone except Dillingham (heavy sigh) and Miller walk, sort free agency by age and sign every 18-22 year old with a ~72+ rating and untapped potential.
Lineup next year:
>PG: Josh Giddey
>SG: Isaac Okoro
>SF: Matas Buzelis
>PF: Cameron Boozer
>C: Center selected with Portland pick
>Sixth Man: Tre Jones
>Bench:
>Jalen Smith
>Patrick Williams
>Leonard Miller
>Rob Dillingham
>Noa Essengue
>second round pick
>second round pick
>18-22 year old with a ~72+ rating and untapped potential
>18-22 year old with a ~72+ rating and untapped potential
Name a more fun, young team than my 2026-2027 Bullies. You can’t.
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Anon03/24/26, 17:25No.153984887
03/24/26, 17:25No.153984887The WNBA players got a massive pay raise after holding out with their CBA negotiations for months. It's time for the league to make substantial revenue. We need to watch their games to prove these girlies right. We're watching the WNBA this summer right?
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Anon03/24/26, 18:05No.153985098
03/24/26, 18:05No.153985098"Can't get too close to Michael; it's a foul" – Magic
"I know that's Michael Jordan, but that's still a foul" – Charles Barkley"They want you to call traveling but not on jordan" – Phil Jackson to Tim Donaghy"You're not great until they change the rules to stop your dominance. They changed them so you couldn't stop Michael" – Wilt Chamberlain
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Anon
03/24/26, 18:12No.153985127
03/24/26, 18:12No.153985127you already know getoffmydickerson played 12 hours of CoD straight to blow off some stream (played beginner bots) and then hit a repost post like triple double on the 'itter.
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Anon03/24/26, 18:21No.153985175
03/24/26, 18:21No.1539851751 jokic
>gap
2 wemby
>gap
3 DOMINAYTON
4 embiid
>gap
5 kat
6 bam
7 shitgoon
8 duren
9 chet
>gap
10 everyone else
>gap
11 DeAndre Ayton
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Anon03/24/26, 18:31No.153985213
03/24/26, 18:31No.153985213
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Anon03/24/26, 18:33No.153985228
03/24/26, 18:33No.153985228>Doc Rivers on why Cam Thomas fell out with the Bucks’ coaching staff:
>“There are things that we don’t need to talk about.”
what does this mean
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Anon
03/24/26, 18:38No.153985253
03/24/26, 18:38No.153985253Why haven’t you tried this anon?
It doesn’t work on court side tickets for shit teams btw
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Anon03/24/26, 18:58No.153985340
03/24/26, 18:58No.153985340Vorpbros im thinking 40/15/10 tonight.
Also it seems jokic mvp case is dead foe the year. Looks like a 3 man race with sga as favourite and luka as second. Wemby a not so distant third.
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Anon03/24/26, 19:17No.153985418
03/24/26, 19:17No.153985418>Amick] The Players Association is officially calling for the 65 game rule to be abolished:>implement a rule because of embiid
>have a season when all the biggest stars are hurt and will affect all nba voting (and thus contract negotiations)OOPS!
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Anon03/24/26, 19:25No.153985458
03/24/26, 19:25No.153985458Tobias Harris?!!?!?
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Anon03/24/26, 19:49No.153985593
03/24/26, 19:49No.153985593KD passed Jordan on the scoring list with 2200 less shots ..let that sink in
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Anon03/24/26, 21:14No.153986064
03/24/26, 21:14No.1539860642026 is going down as the worst nba season ever. Hows the nba lose revenue
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Anon03/24/26, 21:15No.153986070
03/24/26, 21:15No.153986070
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Anon03/24/26, 21:16No.153986078
03/24/26, 21:16No.153986078
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Anon
03/24/26, 21:30No.153986176
03/24/26, 21:30No.153986176hornets are now just behind the rockets in terms of winning the nba championship. probably not something you'd have guessed going into the season
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Anon03/24/26, 21:33No.153986194
03/24/26, 21:33No.153986194I’m confused
LeBron James got more assists than most “point guards” AND more points than every scorer ever…
but somehow he’s not the best??
Make it make sense.
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Anon03/24/26, 21:55No.153986352
03/24/26, 21:55No.153986352Does /nba/ have a tier list of commentators? The Spurs crew sounds pretty mediocre, but I checked out the Heat broadcast and they actually had great insight (they explained why Wemby couldn’t draw fouls).
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Anon03/24/26, 22:01No.153986377
03/24/26, 22:01No.153986377Luka soft as hell
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Anon03/24/26, 22:16No.153986453
03/24/26, 22:16No.153986453No good games tonight
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Anon03/24/26, 22:24No.153986499
03/24/26, 22:24No.153986499https://x.com/i/status/2036556611863421387
Lukafraud bros? I though we were justified to larp about killing goga
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Anon03/24/26, 22:51No.153986657
03/24/26, 22:51No.153986657Found my wife in bed with another point guard..
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Anon03/24/26, 22:55No.153986685
03/24/26, 22:55No.153986685
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Anon03/24/26, 23:13No.153986813
03/24/26, 23:13No.153986813When are we letting isaiah thomas back in the league for one last ride?
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Anon03/24/26, 23:16No.153986833
03/24/26, 23:16No.153986833Maxime Raynaud deserves ROTY consideration, he is this year's Donovan Clingan. Clingan is the only member of his rookie class who will end up having a significant NBA career
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Anon03/24/26, 23:19No.153986850
03/24/26, 23:19No.153986850Can Moody bull Ayesha with a torn patella?
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Anon03/25/26, 00:14No.153987230
03/25/26, 00:14No.153987230You know how we know LeBron is the goat? Because even in year 23, 1614 games into his career he’s expected to be the best every night! You have a good sir. Thanks for making his goat argument stronger
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Anon03/25/26, 00:21No.153987277
03/25/26, 00:21No.153987277Did anyone know Tim Duncan had a white brother who has been a cameraman for Survivor since its first season? Looks tall too, like 6’5
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Anon03/25/26, 00:34No.153987405
03/25/26, 00:34No.153987405kangbros....
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Anon
03/25/26, 00:42No.153987474
03/25/26, 00:42No.153987474can't wait for wembanyama and the spurs to get embarrased in the playoffs. his way too cocky and arrogant why can't he just shut the fuck up?
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Anon03/25/26, 00:43No.153987488
03/25/26, 00:43No.153987488>knicks struggling with the pelicans
ngmi
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Anon03/25/26, 00:54No.153987578
03/25/26, 00:54No.153987578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l3DK-5Vsmw
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Anon03/25/26, 00:59No.153987606
03/25/26, 00:59No.153987606Knicks is OGs team not bumshits
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Anon03/25/26, 01:00No.153987612
03/25/26, 01:00No.153987612>natalie sago and tony brothers reffing my game
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Anon03/25/26, 01:20No.153987746
03/25/26, 01:20No.153987746For me it's the Negro Slashers
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Anon03/25/26, 01:21No.153987758
03/25/26, 01:21No.153987758harden is so damn good
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Anon03/25/26, 01:21No.153987760
03/25/26, 01:21No.153987760Knicks gonna lose to the pels
kwabanyt
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Anon03/25/26, 01:23No.153987775
03/25/26, 01:23No.153987775The Pels are a mighty opponent
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Anon03/25/26, 01:31No.153987850
03/25/26, 01:31No.153987850refs wtf
poor pelis
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Anon03/25/26, 01:33No.153987867
03/25/26, 01:33No.153987867you now remember queensanity
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Anon03/25/26, 01:37No.153987902
03/25/26, 01:37No.153987902we got queen nigga shiet
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Anon03/25/26, 01:44No.153987970
03/25/26, 01:44No.153987970Can't wait for the Wemby run which locks Luka out of ever winning an MVP or championship. bitch ass nigga
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Anon03/25/26, 01:45No.153987992
03/25/26, 01:45No.153987992I'm way fatter than Luka
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Anon03/25/26, 01:46No.153988007
03/25/26, 01:46No.153988007>game doesnt start until 11pm
what the fuck man
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Anon03/25/26, 01:47No.153988021
03/25/26, 01:47No.153988021Fears is HIM
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Anon03/25/26, 01:48No.153988037
03/25/26, 01:48No.153988037what the FUCK happened to Mitchells eye
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Anon03/25/26, 01:56No.153988105
03/25/26, 01:56No.153988105>zion
KWAB
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Anon03/25/26, 01:57No.153988113
03/25/26, 01:57No.153988113for the love of god just don't let Bey score again
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Anon03/25/26, 02:08No.153988194
03/25/26, 02:08No.153988194I do not care for the results of the other games today
Will be playing WoW
GG peliCHADs
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Anon03/25/26, 02:11No.153988219
03/25/26, 02:11No.153988219The Spurs are 16-2 since the All-Star Break and have only gained a half game on the Thunder who have been 14-1
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Anon03/25/26, 02:18No.153988267
03/25/26, 02:18No.153988267harden is fucking insane
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Anon03/25/26, 02:29No.153988353
03/25/26, 02:29No.153988353banchero is fucking dumb. tv static in his low iq animal brain
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Anon03/25/26, 02:32No.153988380
03/25/26, 02:32No.153988380imagine the seethe if the celties had two first team all-nba players
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Anon03/25/26, 02:38No.153988433
03/25/26, 02:38No.153988433GENTLEMEN THE 2026 CAM THOMAS HATE WATCH HAS BEEN SUCCESFULL. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
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Anon03/25/26, 02:41No.153988466
03/25/26, 02:41No.153988466Cavs win
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Anon03/25/26, 02:47No.153988502
03/25/26, 02:47No.153988502HardGod...
Don't worry this is perfect, likely how the kings rationalized their trade of Hali when they blew everyone away with "successful" regular season in 2023. Everybody who justified Hali's trade at that moment held on dearly to that season, content in their belief, their satisfaction of such high reaching heights. Even the next season I bet they rationalized it all (Only 48 wins, but in a stacked west, we're still a good enough team to succeed in the future)Garlgod just needs to make it to the conference finals next year, then the finals the year after with no injury
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Anon03/25/26, 02:50No.153988523
03/25/26, 02:50No.153988523East coast brosDo we get to watch the nuggets game on NBC. Or are (((they))) gonna make us watch local news and meme talk shows
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Anon03/25/26, 02:54No.153988548
03/25/26, 02:54No.153988548I already burned through half the Easter candy..
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Anon03/25/26, 02:59No.153988584
03/25/26, 02:59No.153988584Can the sonics do a preroll giveaway night for shawn kemp's inevitable jersey retirement game?
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Anon03/25/26, 03:03No.153988613
03/25/26, 03:03No.153988613Roundball Rock hits every time.
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Anon03/25/26, 03:04No.153988617
03/25/26, 03:04No.153988617>butler gets hurt
>warriors completely drop out of the standings
Really makes you think
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Anon03/25/26, 03:07No.153988639
03/25/26, 03:07No.153988639what's he thinkin here
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Anon03/25/26, 03:09No.153988649
03/25/26, 03:09No.153988649it's an unc world and i'm a nephew
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Anon03/25/26, 03:14No.153988683
03/25/26, 03:14No.153988683am i trippin or is this camera angle mega high
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Anon03/25/26, 03:20No.153988715
03/25/26, 03:20No.153988715LeBron just obliterated Jordan in an 170k voter GOAT poll
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Anon03/25/26, 03:23No.153988737
03/25/26, 03:23No.153988737Go nuggies
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Anon03/25/26, 03:25No.153988751
03/25/26, 03:25No.153988751How'd Jokic get that early tech?
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Anon03/25/26, 04:03No.153988963
03/25/26, 04:03No.153988963>Jokic playing
>dead thread
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Anon
03/25/26, 04:09No.153989002
03/25/26, 04:09No.153989002>Luka not playing
>dead thread
Noticing
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Anon03/25/26, 04:09No.153989005
03/25/26, 04:09No.153989005>ayo nigga shiet da handlez
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Anon
03/25/26, 04:14No.153989034
03/25/26, 04:14No.153989034Damn, Jokic was 1 assist away from a TD at half time
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Anon03/25/26, 04:20No.153989064
03/25/26, 04:20No.153989064carmelo is such a douche, who wears sunglasses on tv
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Anon
03/25/26, 04:29No.153989098
03/25/26, 04:29No.153989098Did I just see an ad for Aluminium on the Nuggets broadcast? Are you OK America?
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Anon03/25/26, 04:33No.153989123
03/25/26, 04:33No.153989123>Me when I'm not here
>Dead thread
Noticing
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Anon03/25/26, 05:00No.153989232
03/25/26, 05:00No.153989232
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Anon03/25/26, 05:07No.153989252
03/25/26, 05:07No.153989252all spencer jones does is foul people and job
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Anon03/25/26, 05:09No.153989262
03/25/26, 05:09No.153989262Igadaro is pretty good
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Anon03/25/26, 05:10No.153989266
03/25/26, 05:10No.153989266>Suns/Nugs on Peacock
>Commercial for HIV prevention med
>All homos, nigs and trannies
What did NBC mean by this
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Anon03/25/26, 05:16No.153989277
03/25/26, 05:16No.153989277watching this nuggets suns game is making me understand some old narratives about some players here
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Anon03/25/26, 05:18No.153989285
03/25/26, 05:18No.153989285This suns team is carried so hard by insane volume 3 point shooting btw
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Anon03/25/26, 05:29No.153989308
03/25/26, 05:29No.153989308Y'all niggas made Ocho cry
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Anon03/25/26, 05:36No.153989331
03/25/26, 05:36No.153989331Denver's coach looks like he stands at intersections trying to wash windows
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Anon03/25/26, 05:36No.153989334
03/25/26, 05:36No.153989334So do the Warriors have any healthy wings left? Or they just gonna play an even more undersized lineup now
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Anon03/25/26, 05:37No.153989337
03/25/26, 05:37No.153989337>Nugshits
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Anon03/25/26, 05:39No.153989349
03/25/26, 05:39No.153989349Buns too much for these cats
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Anon03/25/26, 05:40No.153989351
03/25/26, 05:40No.153989351Easy Jokic clutch
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Anon03/25/26, 05:41No.153989356
03/25/26, 05:41No.153989356booker dagger 3 incoming
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Anon03/25/26, 05:42No.153989358
03/25/26, 05:42No.153989358Should the Snus go for 3 or the tie
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Anon03/25/26, 05:42No.153989359
03/25/26, 05:42No.153989359>booker
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Anon03/25/26, 05:43No.153989366
03/25/26, 05:43No.153989366Booger bros...
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Anon03/25/26, 05:43No.153989367
03/25/26, 05:43No.153989367Jokebitch won
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Anon03/25/26, 05:53No.153989393
03/25/26, 05:53No.153989393>23 pts
>17 rebs
>17 asts
What in the Nicholas Joker?
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Anon03/25/26, 05:55No.153989403
03/25/26, 05:55No.153989403I fucked jokic
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Anon03/25/26, 06:09No.153989452
03/25/26, 06:09No.153989452Nuggets would be Sacramento if Jokic wasn't always bailing them out. He's the MVP by a mile it's kind of crazy they already written him off the award.
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Anon03/25/26, 06:32No.153989547
03/25/26, 06:32No.153989547Why are the Chokic nut huggers oblivious to how bad Chokic plays against true centers?
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Anon03/25/26, 06:37No.153989570
03/25/26, 06:37No.153989570post-Jokic's injury Nuggets has been such a tough watch. wtf is Adelman doing
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Anon03/25/26, 06:50No.153989629
03/25/26, 06:50No.153989629>Nuggets win
>Troons start seething at Jokic
Every time
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Anon03/25/26, 07:17No.153989698
03/25/26, 07:17No.153989698>Joker war
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Anon03/25/26, 07:41No.153989733
03/25/26, 07:41No.153989733How it feels being a jokic fan on /nba/ in 2026
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Anon03/25/26, 08:12No.153989784
03/25/26, 08:12No.153989784McProp scored 59 in a G-league game and still can't get an NBA roster spot kek
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Anon
03/25/26, 09:50No.153989998
03/25/26, 09:50No.153989998I fucking hate draymond green so much its unreal