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Anonymous
03/23/26, 17:35No.153978551/heem/ - The People's Main Event Edition
03/23/26, 17:35No.153978551/heem/ - The People's Main Event Edition
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Anon03/23/26, 17:36No.153978565
03/23/26, 17:36No.153978565Dana White
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Anon
03/23/26, 17:36No.153978566
03/23/26, 17:36No.153978566fucking janny filth won't let me make threads for finland
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Anon
03/23/26, 17:38No.153978574
03/23/26, 17:38No.153978574im thinking may c wins
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Anon03/23/26, 17:38No.153978578
03/23/26, 17:38No.153978578Each day we get closer to it being legal for me to beat the shit out of a woman for money in a cage with people cheering me on. I’ll be ready when my name is called to best the living fuck out of a female that thinks her bones are stronger than mine. I’ll be ready.
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Anon03/23/26, 17:39No.153978581
03/23/26, 17:39No.153978581Said, I'm blind to you haters
Can't touch me, rumor creators
Me say where is the love, lately
Hey, ask you how the world ah run so
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Anon03/23/26, 17:40No.153978593
03/23/26, 17:40No.153978593*clap clap clap*
*points to ground*
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Anon
03/23/26, 17:42No.153978601
03/23/26, 17:42No.153978601Jon Jones self admittedly turned down 15 mil to fight Poatan at the White House
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Anon03/23/26, 17:44No.153978610
03/23/26, 17:44No.153978610more like the TRITE house cardhehe(if you liked this post please let me know it took a lot more captchas to post this)
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Anon03/23/26, 17:46No.153978616
03/23/26, 17:46No.153978616Nobody asked Tomala to fight at the whitehouse
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Anon03/23/26, 17:46No.153978617
03/23/26, 17:46No.153978617Dana White orchestrated the White House card so a brown Spaniard could heem a white American on the White House lawn
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Anon03/23/26, 17:46No.153978618
03/23/26, 17:46No.153978618Oi I’m gunna needtah see your pos’tin lie sens
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Anon03/23/26, 17:47No.153978622
03/23/26, 17:47No.153978622>ilia beating garth
Yeah right
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Anon03/23/26, 17:48No.153978630
03/23/26, 17:48No.153978630Ameritards put on fights for their president like he is a Roman emperor at the coliseum. Bunch of cock sucking brown nosers.
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Anon
03/23/26, 17:50No.153978639
03/23/26, 17:50No.153978639Alexa Grasso's feet
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Anon03/23/26, 17:50No.153978640
03/23/26, 17:50No.153978640Clitia beating off a BBC
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Anon03/23/26, 17:50No.153978642
03/23/26, 17:50No.153978642Dana is trumps cock sleeve
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Anon
03/23/26, 17:52No.153978655
03/23/26, 17:52No.153978655Dubs and Jizzy gets brutally heemed
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Anon03/23/26, 17:54No.153978667
03/23/26, 17:54No.153978667If post is made successfully Israel wins in a 49-46 chess match
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Anon03/23/26, 17:54No.153978671
03/23/26, 17:54No.153978671250 straight years of kicking ass. mad we aren’t holding our birthday over Der. HUGE NEWS!! for the 251st birthday of the US the UFC will hold a card in London, Pakistan
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Anon
03/23/26, 17:56No.153978679
03/23/26, 17:56No.153978679When Izzy sees himself as the main character of an anime, he is unstoppable
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Anon03/23/26, 17:58No.153978697
03/23/26, 17:58No.153978697Showed Evloev to my teenage daughter and she grunted before running to the toilet. What does this mean?
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Anon03/23/26, 18:00No.153978713
03/23/26, 18:00No.153978713One guy in a turban beat the entire American empire. The greatest hero of our age.
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Anon03/23/26, 18:03No.153978733
03/23/26, 18:03No.153978733Prize fighting was invented in London with no Jews involved
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Anon03/23/26, 18:04No.153978736
03/23/26, 18:04No.153978736US vs UK card
>Jones vs Tom
>MVP vs Colby
>Stephens vs Allen
>Campbell vs Emmett
It’s not too late to change the card
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Anon03/23/26, 18:06No.153978748
03/23/26, 18:06No.153978748Bo Niggle
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Anon03/23/26, 18:10No.153978777
03/23/26, 18:10No.153978777Liberty Brawl > White House card
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Anon03/23/26, 18:12No.153978781
03/23/26, 18:12No.153978781nigga said prize fighting
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Anon03/23/26, 18:13No.153978788
03/23/26, 18:13No.153978788That’s what I’m supposed to fight for, a prize! DUH?!?
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Anon03/23/26, 18:14No.153978791
03/23/26, 18:14No.153978791wonk nose pakis
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Anon03/23/26, 18:15No.153978797
03/23/26, 18:15No.153978797you will seethe at trump and you will
watch the event anyway
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Anon03/23/26, 18:16No.153978799
03/23/26, 18:16No.153978799Movdaddy > gspiggy
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Anon
03/23/26, 18:18No.153978813
03/23/26, 18:18No.153978813wrestling should only be allowed in the first 2 rounds to drain their gas tank. after that you have to finish them off or it doesnt count
retrospective scoring is the only hope for our sport
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Anon03/23/26, 18:19No.153978820
03/23/26, 18:19No.153978820Has there been a study on the strength and toughness of those with Down’s syndrome. They’re always upbeat and so tough. With some guidance I could see a man with Down’s syndrome being a legitimate champion
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Anon03/23/26, 18:23No.153978839
03/23/26, 18:23No.153978839what if jones was down
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Anon03/23/26, 18:25No.153978847
03/23/26, 18:25No.153978847Down - 311 #NP #Walking #Out
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Anon03/23/26, 18:30No.153978871
03/23/26, 18:30No.153978871>cant be fighting for 15, sorry bro
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Anon
03/23/26, 18:32No.153978883
03/23/26, 18:32No.153978883
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Anon03/23/26, 18:36No.153978906
03/23/26, 18:36No.153978906>bj penn signs with BKFCmy god
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Anon03/23/26, 18:38No.153978922
03/23/26, 18:38No.153978922>gooby is fighting a couple weeks after the whitehouse card which chandler is fighting on
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Anon03/23/26, 18:39No.153978926
03/23/26, 18:39No.153978926>Penn to BKFC
>Power Slap gets 5 year MGM extension
life is good n da penn bruddah
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Anon03/23/26, 18:39No.153978927
03/23/26, 18:39No.153978927Dillashaw did nothing wrong
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Anon03/23/26, 18:39No.153978930
03/23/26, 18:39No.153978930They should heem any captured Iran soldiers during the intermissions of the UFC White House card
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Anon03/23/26, 18:42No.153978957
03/23/26, 18:42No.153978957Bob sapp fighting at the white house
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Anon03/23/26, 18:45No.153978985
03/23/26, 18:45No.153978985>wing c lost
>charles lewis not repped on the cage
what has this sport come to
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Anon03/23/26, 18:45No.153978991
03/23/26, 18:45No.153978991Controversial opinion: Dana white is not a good person
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Anon03/23/26, 18:46No.153978995
03/23/26, 18:46No.153978995
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Anon03/23/26, 18:46No.153979000
03/23/26, 18:46No.153979000So what do you say to somebody you hate?
Or anyone trying to bring trouble your way?
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way?
Just study a tape of Ciryl Bon Gamin Gane
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Anon03/23/26, 18:48No.153979010
03/23/26, 18:48No.153979010Opinion: the only good people I know are the people I know.
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Anon03/23/26, 18:48No.153979012
03/23/26, 18:48No.153979012ufc whitehouse should be tax payer funded
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Anon03/23/26, 18:50No.153979019
03/23/26, 18:50No.153979019i've got ufc white house covered dana just send me the bill after. book as many big fights as you want.
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Anon03/23/26, 18:51No.153979034
03/23/26, 18:51No.153979034I don't know Dana White well enough to pass judgement on his character
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Anon03/23/26, 18:51No.153979043
03/23/26, 18:51No.153979043So what is the arena setup going to look like for UFC WH?
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Anon03/23/26, 18:51No.153979044
03/23/26, 18:51No.153979044I’d do a UFC cruise around the world with all the titles. BKFSea will rape the White House card
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Anon03/23/26, 18:52No.153979059
03/23/26, 18:52No.153979059Chael Sonnen in tight jeans
--or--
Clay Guida in the shower
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Anon03/23/26, 18:54No.153979073
03/23/26, 18:54No.153979073how will the fighters cope with the sweltering summer heat outdoors?
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Anon03/23/26, 18:55No.153979078
03/23/26, 18:55No.153979078…I can’t find the BJ Penn news. Don’t tell me this was fake news
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Anon03/23/26, 18:55No.153979081
03/23/26, 18:55No.153979081https://biggaycruise.com/>the gays have cruises
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Anon03/23/26, 18:56No.153979085
03/23/26, 18:56No.153979085Y’all are a bunch of imposters
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Anon03/23/26, 18:56No.153979088
03/23/26, 18:56No.153979088Tito is Pinky, Dana is the brain
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Anon
03/23/26, 18:57No.153979094
03/23/26, 18:57No.153979094Jean secured the title fight
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Anon03/23/26, 18:57No.153979098
03/23/26, 18:57No.153979098The decision is mightier than the finish.The high school virgin is mightier than the old whore.
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Anon03/23/26, 18:59No.153979109
03/23/26, 18:59No.153979109MYSTERY NIGGA
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Anon03/23/26, 19:02No.153979139
03/23/26, 19:02No.153979139Carlos condit is now trans
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Anon03/23/26, 19:06No.153979159
03/23/26, 19:06No.153979159part of me wishes i was team tom now his career is in tatters feels like i somehow bet on the clear winner and let my skillset down
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Anon03/23/26, 19:08No.153979171
03/23/26, 19:08No.153979171I see lerone Murphy and I see a broken xhem
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Anon03/23/26, 19:09No.153979178
03/23/26, 19:09No.153979178I’m ashamed of /heem/ rn
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Anon03/23/26, 19:10No.153979184
03/23/26, 19:10No.153979184MVP mma has signed Saul Rogers
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Anon03/23/26, 19:11No.153979191
03/23/26, 19:11No.153979191MVP mma has signed Joseph Duffy
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Anon03/23/26, 19:12No.153979197
03/23/26, 19:12No.153979197MVP mma making major moves. This promotion means business
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Anon03/23/26, 19:19No.153979244
03/23/26, 19:19No.153979244PFL signed Joe Schilling and he is fighting Donegi Abena
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Anon03/23/26, 19:22No.153979260
03/23/26, 19:22No.153979260Merab probably beats Yan in the trilogy, Yan apparently had a surgery on his back or something, that stuff is overkill while Merab is probably fueling his trainings with his hatred over russians, it will probably be very competitive at least
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Anon03/23/26, 19:22No.153979261
03/23/26, 19:22No.153979261>pfl
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Anon03/23/26, 19:22No.153979262
03/23/26, 19:22No.15397926225/8 has what it takes to move up to HW and capture that PFL gold
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Anon03/23/26, 19:23No.153979266
03/23/26, 19:23No.153979266sexy grasso mommy
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Anon03/23/26, 19:23No.153979268
03/23/26, 19:23No.153979268whos mokaev fighting? its gotta be something substantial or mvp wouldnt bother. they have a finger on the pulse of mma
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Anon03/23/26, 19:29No.153979301
03/23/26, 19:29No.153979301Bellator was on another level.
Bader: HW champ for 2,251 days
Bader: LHW champ for 1,155 days
Lombard: MW champ for 1,040 days
Johnny Eblen: MW champ for 1,121 days
Ben Askren: WW champ for 1,120 days
Michael Chandler: LW champ for 1,229 days
Little khabib 1050 days shit champ
Patricio Pitbull: FW champ for 3,083 days
Eduardo Dantas: BW champ for 1,338 days
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Anon03/23/26, 19:30No.153979307
03/23/26, 19:30No.153979307>british flag
>post about gay sex and poop
name a more iconic duo
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Anon03/23/26, 19:32No.153979314
03/23/26, 19:32No.153979314defend the featherweight belt 9 times like Pitbull and call me in the morning b
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Anon03/23/26, 19:42No.153979367
03/23/26, 19:42No.153979367heemly reminder i bones anyone in thread
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Anon03/23/26, 19:50No.153979406
03/23/26, 19:50No.153979406what about keep the draft and lottery but only allow non playoff teams to pick in the first round?
R1 1-16
R2 17-48
R3 etc etc
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Anon03/23/26, 19:52No.153979415
03/23/26, 19:52No.153979415Talmbout national fighting association tanking rules b dats more of a Dana Silver problem
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Anon03/23/26, 20:00No.153979460
03/23/26, 20:00No.153979460instead of spending a $billion a year on the UFC, netflix can just spend half that and put on a big card every month.
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Anon03/23/26, 20:01No.153979465
03/23/26, 20:01No.153979465A
Anon03/23/26, 20:05No.153979484
03/23/26, 20:05No.153979484Round 1, Israel
He takes round 2 with leg kicks
Likewise for round 3
4 and 5, crowd disperses
50-45 x3
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Anon03/23/26, 20:06No.153979489
03/23/26, 20:06No.153979489pyfer wins via draw
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Anon03/23/26, 20:07No.153979494
03/23/26, 20:07No.153979494pypher already born again christian coped the inevitable loss
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Anon03/23/26, 20:12No.153979527
03/23/26, 20:12No.153979527if you love wrestling so much why don't you watch gachimuchi?
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Anon03/23/26, 20:16No.153979549
03/23/26, 20:16No.153979549pyfer vs dricus at the white house
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Anon03/23/26, 20:17No.153979566
03/23/26, 20:17No.153979566Reminder.
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Anon03/23/26, 20:21No.153979598
03/23/26, 20:21No.153979598dogbender is getting retired by a bum
you love to see it
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Anon03/23/26, 20:30No.153979653
03/23/26, 20:30No.153979653india clozpigria
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Anon03/23/26, 20:31No.153979658
03/23/26, 20:31No.153979658cloz clogan
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Anon03/23/26, 20:32No.153979666
03/23/26, 20:32No.153979666i see jizzly returning to form
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Anon03/23/26, 20:32No.153979673
03/23/26, 20:32No.153979673how long has izzy been in the top 15 now it's about to come to an end
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Anon03/23/26, 20:38No.153979709
03/23/26, 20:38No.153979709I can submit khabib too
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Anon03/23/26, 20:40No.153979719
03/23/26, 20:40No.153979719>be jizzy
>sacrifice whole of your spark for getting single win against poatan after 3 separate humiliations
>get buckborken by jab and teep
>have Africaness revoked by king of Africa
>have shit blown off smooth by mr jab and teep's victim
we are here
>get flushed down the toilet by sum bum
>rematch Costa thinking he'd get easy win just for him to knock him out and hump him
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Anon03/23/26, 20:42No.153979729
03/23/26, 20:42No.153979729prime costa heems aspinall
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Anon03/23/26, 20:42No.153979731
03/23/26, 20:42No.153979731Apparently gooby is fighting max. Amazing!
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Anon03/23/26, 20:45No.153979760
03/23/26, 20:45No.153979760Izzy’s contributions to the sport have caused more benefit than harm. Your denigrating of him is unfortunate.
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Anon03/23/26, 20:50No.153979786
03/23/26, 20:50No.153979786First openly gay(male) champ will be huge
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Anon03/23/26, 20:54No.153979812
03/23/26, 20:54No.153979812me vs kevin holland haters
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Anon03/23/26, 21:05No.153979888
03/23/26, 21:05No.153979888netflix shouldve signed tate to fight schaub
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Anon03/23/26, 21:10No.153979922
03/23/26, 21:10No.153979922>francis/some hue light heavyweight
>two 40 year old women
>jake paul's sons
Glad Larry Ellison is winning this media war. Go fuck yourself, Obama.
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Anon03/23/26, 21:10No.153979923
03/23/26, 21:10No.153979923i put my mind on it
and i put my grind on ityou lot have done no such thing unfortunately
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Anon03/23/26, 21:18No.153979965
03/23/26, 21:18No.153979965i was on the jizzy train after he heemed rob. it was a simpler time. of course he fumbled it all immediately with the yoel fight.
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Anon03/23/26, 21:25No.153980014
03/23/26, 21:25No.153980014dana white centralized paramount sexy daddy distribution network
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Anon
03/23/26, 21:26No.153980017
03/23/26, 21:26No.153980017Izzy's win is good but let's face it was a very specific set up and the kind of thing a fighter can only ever pull off once and never again (Masvidal's knee also comes to mind).
A deliberate fluke if you will.
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Anon03/23/26, 21:28No.153980033
03/23/26, 21:28No.153980033The true test is Pereira vs Aspinal at 185
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Anon03/23/26, 21:31No.153980046
03/23/26, 21:31No.153980046we naming the publicly gay fighters. I will start. Deiveson Figueiredo.
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Anon03/23/26, 21:32No.153980053
03/23/26, 21:32No.153980053dricus explained everything. he simply lost track of the time and forgot to finish khamzat. it was only when he heard the final 10 second clapper that he realized his mistake.
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Anon03/23/26, 21:32No.153980054
03/23/26, 21:32No.153980054jones was blest that there just happened to be a bum with a win streak and bare hype yeah in the current hw roster that could generate a big pay and he turned it down. blinded by his own ego i fear
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Anon
03/23/26, 21:34No.153980064
03/23/26, 21:34No.15398006483 days until Gane fights.
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Anon03/23/26, 21:37No.153980079
03/23/26, 21:37No.153980079wtf jizzy is only 36. hes barely coming into his prime. silva was 43 when he fought jizz
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Anon03/23/26, 21:41No.153980101
03/23/26, 21:41No.153980101if you didn't cry and weep seeing this live... don't even try calling yourself a fan of combat sport
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Anon03/23/26, 21:42No.153980103
03/23/26, 21:42No.153980103Jon? Ignored.
Dana? Ignored.
Gane? Ignored.
Pereira? Ignored.
AGP? Ignored.
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Anon03/23/26, 21:51No.153980151
03/23/26, 21:51No.153980151
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Anon03/23/26, 22:06No.153980227
03/23/26, 22:06No.153980227turboflushed josh emmett is the only ranked featherweight evloev even has the slightest potential to finish
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Anon
03/23/26, 22:12No.153980255
03/23/26, 22:12No.153980255Man, fuck this shit!
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Anon
03/23/26, 22:21No.153980310
03/23/26, 22:21No.153980310>alex goes back in time to fight randy for every belt
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Anon03/23/26, 22:23No.153980326
03/23/26, 22:23No.153980326the wmma is staying at her fat lesbian friends for the night
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Anon03/23/26, 22:29No.153980357
03/23/26, 22:29No.153980357Prochazka really is something, never a decision, always a heem or be heemed in glorious fashion. No pitter patter, just throwing hands. Jiri IS /HEEM/
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Anon03/23/26, 22:37No.153980412
03/23/26, 22:37No.153980412its the combos b, alex and tom trading in the pocket is an out of control thing to imagine
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Anon03/23/26, 22:43No.153980449
03/23/26, 22:43No.153980449me fookin eye
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Anon03/23/26, 22:45No.153980460
03/23/26, 22:45No.153980460whys yous lot booin meh
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Anon03/23/26, 22:48No.153980486
03/23/26, 22:48No.153980486so Is turn to the constable and says 'your not takin a point, la? your just letting em stick his fingies out in all?'
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Anon03/23/26, 22:49No.153980490
03/23/26, 22:49No.153980490you cannot tap and circle a real fighter
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Anon03/23/26, 22:51No.153980496
03/23/26, 22:51No.153980496fightahs don’t dance, they boogie
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Anon03/23/26, 22:54No.153980510
03/23/26, 22:54No.153980510Has Ulberg ever been rocked? He looks like he's maori or some shit. Jiri might not be able to get a finish.
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Anon03/23/26, 22:59No.153980539
03/23/26, 22:59No.153980539Hmm looks good for Jiri but Kennedy has retarded reach so maybe not.
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Anon03/23/26, 23:06No.153980573
03/23/26, 23:06No.153980573I firmly believe in my heart of hearts that Jiri is capable of heeming anyone. Even himself.
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Anon03/23/26, 23:08No.153980588
03/23/26, 23:08No.153980588With an Ulberg win, why not give Jacoby the next title shot.
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Anon03/23/26, 23:11No.153980606
03/23/26, 23:11No.153980606i firmly believe in the heart of the cards that khamzat will be a three division champion and save heavyweight from gables reign of terror in 2030
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Anon03/23/26, 23:14No.153980626
03/23/26, 23:14No.153980626I firmly believe in my deck of jokers that the sport is not enjoyable. We’ve seen it all. We’ve seen the best. This sport is finished
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Anon03/23/26, 23:18No.153980643
03/23/26, 23:18No.153980643nothing beats a good meng heem when you finally get a moment to yourself
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Anon03/23/26, 23:19No.153980648
03/23/26, 23:19No.153980648nothing beats a good glass of water when you finally get an glass to yourself
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Anon03/23/26, 23:31No.153980716
03/23/26, 23:31No.153980716Hellraiser, in the thunder and heat
Hellraiser, knock you back in your seat
Hellraiser, and I'll make it come true
Hellraiser, I'll put a spell on you
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Anon03/23/26, 23:33No.153980724
03/23/26, 23:33No.153980724Te Huna tricked me in the believing Kiwis don’t get chinny but they do. Why do this to Ulberg. Jiri by rolling thunder
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Anon03/23/26, 23:34No.153980729
03/23/26, 23:34No.153980729*shrugs*
I guess it's Jiri's fight to lose
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Anon03/23/26, 23:35No.153980734
03/23/26, 23:35No.153980734Wanna watch a movie
Can’t sit still
Flying down to Rio
Going to Brazil
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Anon03/23/26, 23:36No.153980742
03/23/26, 23:36No.153980742It's all the same, only the names will change
Every day it seems we're wastin' away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home
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Anon03/23/26, 23:41No.153980773
03/23/26, 23:41No.153980773Burning me, burning you
Burning us to ash
Drowning us in a sea of flames
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Anon03/23/26, 23:41No.153980774
03/23/26, 23:41No.153980774I know you’re only talking to keep the silence out
Maybe you should listen and leave some room for doubt
You’re just handing out bad reputations
Why don’t you shut your mouth?
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Anon03/23/26, 23:43No.153980783
03/23/26, 23:43No.153980783No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me around
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Anon
03/23/26, 23:44No.153980785
03/23/26, 23:44No.153980785Jiri by inner strife.
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Anon03/23/26, 23:44No.153980786
03/23/26, 23:44No.153980786Jiri nearly lost to Khalil, Ulberg might actually have a chance at beating him. Not sold on Jiri when his best win is washed Glover, who nearly beat him. Khalil got a gift decision against Jacoby, Jiri is too flawed to call him the best fighter at 205
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Anon03/23/26, 23:45No.153980795
03/23/26, 23:45No.153980795You dare to tell me what to do, you have a lot of nerve
Watch your mouth or you might get the dentist you deserve
You’re leaving soon, your awful doom, example to us all
>ufc trained
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Anon03/23/26, 23:47No.153980808
03/23/26, 23:47No.153980808jiri has mouths to feed ulberg is a dead man
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Anon03/23/26, 23:48No.153980818
03/23/26, 23:48No.153980818chris duncan has mouths to feed moicano is a dead man
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Anon03/23/26, 23:50No.153980836
03/23/26, 23:50No.153980836like what exactly
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Anon03/23/26, 23:52No.153980854
03/23/26, 23:52No.153980854If he told you then it would expose the Ulberg gameplan. Trust the process Q
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Anon
03/23/26, 23:52No.153980857
03/23/26, 23:52No.153980857Jiri by eventual KO
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Anon03/23/26, 23:52No.153980860
03/23/26, 23:52No.153980860jon jones vs jamahal hill at 205 is the fight to make
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Anon03/23/26, 23:52No.153980866
03/23/26, 23:52No.153980866jiri has been unstoppable in fights where he wasn't heemed dead
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Anon03/23/26, 23:53No.153980868
03/23/26, 23:53No.153980868When the three martial arts combine
The belly of the ufc will drip
All divisions become one
Not all that fight seem to be who they are
Q
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Anon03/23/26, 23:53No.153980872
03/23/26, 23:53No.153980872Whatever happens Khamzat will be LHW champ in a year
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Anon03/23/26, 23:54No.153980879
03/23/26, 23:54No.153980879why is the cia in heem again
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Anon03/23/26, 23:56No.153980895
03/23/26, 23:56No.153980895Israel Ade-CIAh. False flag fighter. Trace all events to izzy
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Anon03/23/26, 23:58No.153980915
03/23/26, 23:58No.153980915based jonesy still has them revved even in retirement
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Anon03/24/26, 00:01No.153980941
03/24/26, 00:01No.153980941Hemt dead by Kingston Moses.
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Anon03/24/26, 00:05No.153980969
03/24/26, 00:05No.153980969If Jiri wins, Izzy should move up to LHW and challenge him after he flatlines Pyfer
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Anon03/24/26, 00:07No.153980991
03/24/26, 00:07No.153980991Do what Glover did but with more leg kicks and don't get subbed.
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Anon03/24/26, 00:08No.153980995
03/24/26, 00:08No.153980995Mega 327 parlay: Hokit/Azamat/Pitbull/Cub/Kelvin/Van
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Anon03/24/26, 00:09No.153980997
03/24/26, 00:09No.153980997neither did bryce b the fuck are you on about stop being argumentative
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Anon03/24/26, 00:09No.153981001
03/24/26, 00:09No.153981001Insider here. Jones getting cut
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Anon03/24/26, 00:13No.153981029
03/24/26, 00:13No.153981029That was a TRE you dunce
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Anon03/24/26, 00:15No.153981050
03/24/26, 00:15No.153981050Ask the walls and doors what these hands do. Catch some UFC:Spain
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Anon03/24/26, 00:16No.153981056
03/24/26, 00:16No.153981056ye nigga you messed with the wrong chinese bloke
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Anon03/24/26, 00:16No.153981057
03/24/26, 00:16No.153981057partially due to being dead and mainly due to being inactive on the ground. How to solve that? Hip position.
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Anon03/24/26, 00:17No.153981066
03/24/26, 00:17No.153981066typical atheist smdh
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Anon03/24/26, 00:18No.153981077
03/24/26, 00:18No.153981077The fighters that have Jesus backing win 100% of the time. Choose Christ
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Anon03/24/26, 00:45No.153981219
03/24/26, 00:45No.153981219Benson Henderson invented low kicks per Joe rogan
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Anon03/24/26, 00:47No.153981227
03/24/26, 00:47No.153981227*thigh punches you*
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Anon03/24/26, 00:48No.153981239
03/24/26, 00:48No.153981239there is literally no difference between the two
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Anon03/24/26, 00:49No.153981242
03/24/26, 00:49No.153981242Fuck all of you
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Anon03/24/26, 00:51No.153981251
03/24/26, 00:51No.153981251Fuck me? No, fuck you.
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Anon03/24/26, 00:52No.153981254
03/24/26, 00:52No.153981254Fuck you? No, fuck me.
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Anon03/24/26, 00:53No.153981259
03/24/26, 00:53No.153981259i invented the low kick
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Anon03/24/26, 00:53No.153981260
03/24/26, 00:53No.153981260Fuck who? Fuck me, or fuck you? come April 11th you won’t be talking all that shit bitch
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Anon03/24/26, 00:56No.153981270
03/24/26, 00:56No.153981270First documented low kick? Fight Island, 1928
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Anon03/24/26, 00:56No.153981273
03/24/26, 00:56No.153981273boop boop
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Anon03/24/26, 00:59No.153981295
03/24/26, 00:59No.153981295Ever scratch your ass with a fart?
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Anon03/24/26, 00:59No.153981296
03/24/26, 00:59No.153981296Volk invented foot work, Lopes is yet to discover it
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Anon
03/24/26, 01:09No.153981330
03/24/26, 01:09No.153981330You say that I'm messin' with your head
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All 'cause I was making out with your friend
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts, whether it's right or wrong
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can't stop, 'cause I'm having too much fun
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)You're on your knees, beggin' please "stay with me"
But honestly, I just need to be a little crazyAll my life I've been good but now
Ooohhh
I'm thinking "What the hell?"
All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
You can't save me, baby, baby
All my life I've been good but now whoa "What the hell?"What, what, what, what the hell?
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Anon03/24/26, 01:12No.153981346
03/24/26, 01:12No.153981346when will the mods delete these threads I see nothing here
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Anon03/24/26, 01:13No.153981355
03/24/26, 01:13No.153981355UFC like what is this crap?
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Anon03/24/26, 01:27No.153981440
03/24/26, 01:27No.153981440RAF07
Raman vs Georgio
Colby vs Dylan
Kyle vs Parker
Kyle vs Akhmed
Kennedy vs Milana
Wyatt vs Trent
Bo vs Vladimer
Khidir vs Aeoden
Jason vs Tajmuraz
Pat vs Trent
Conor vs Johnni
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Anon03/24/26, 01:49No.153981615
03/24/26, 01:49No.153981615NAH, FUCK THAT!
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Anon03/24/26, 01:50No.153981619
03/24/26, 01:50No.153981619your face is a reflection of your soul and that's why (You) are such an handsome young man
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Anon03/24/26, 02:59No.153982013
03/24/26, 02:59No.153982013NOT YET JOE HES GETTING UP! HES GOTTA SHIFT HIS SHOULDER AND THROWWWW HIS WEIGHT!!! This kids really making a comeback! HES REALLY MAKING A COMEBACK!!! oooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES GOT HIM HURT
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Anon03/24/26, 03:02No.153982033
03/24/26, 03:02No.153982033A single compliment rendered the entire thread speechless.
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Anon03/24/26, 03:04No.153982048
03/24/26, 03:04No.153982048HE TAPPED?! HE TAPPED!! THE JUDGE DOEzNT SEE HEISOUTJOE!!! THE JUSGE DOESNT SEE IT!! HES GONNA PUT DISMAN TO SLEEP! HE IS OUT C.O.LD JOE. NEVER IN MY YERS OF WRESTLING FROM LOUISIANA TO THE TRIALS HAVE I SEEN A MAN GO BLUE. close BUT NEVER BABY BLUE ON THE MAT JOE NEVER EVER WOULD I LET SOMEONE DO THAT TO ME
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Anon03/24/26, 03:06No.153982061
03/24/26, 03:06No.153982061a single leg rendered his takedown defense useless. a hammer fist destroyed his dome. who’s the big bad wolf now
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Anon03/24/26, 03:07No.153982075
03/24/26, 03:07No.153982075Why don't more fighters do this ? Most opponents don't go to the body consistently or throw long combos
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Anon03/24/26, 03:09No.153982089
03/24/26, 03:09No.153982089IT’S UPhttps://youtu.be/8qd_oGPym-c
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Anon03/24/26, 03:11No.153982103
03/24/26, 03:11No.153982103JUDGE-REF JOE YOU KNOWWHATIMEANT I MEAN WUDDERYOUGONNA DO TRYN CHOKE ME OUT? JON BACK ME UP! This guy is NUTZ THINKING HE WILL TRY N TAKEMEVOCAB DOWN
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Anon03/24/26, 03:16No.153982137
03/24/26, 03:16No.153982137All of em. Mainly Mayhem Miller, War Machine and Cormier
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Anon03/24/26, 03:16No.153982138
03/24/26, 03:16No.153982138>dictates your fighting gameplan
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Anon03/24/26, 03:28No.153982184
03/24/26, 03:28No.153982184If it’s a kick, Superfoot did it first
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Anon03/24/26, 03:40No.153982249
03/24/26, 03:40No.153982249Who does that
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Anon03/24/26, 03:47No.153982291
03/24/26, 03:47No.153982291you gotta have that crispy mic sound bro
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Anon03/24/26, 03:57No.153982331
03/24/26, 03:57No.153982331PFL bangers
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Anon03/24/26, 03:57No.153982333
03/24/26, 03:57No.153982333did topuria really duck mosvar? that takedown was NASTY against leon edwards
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Anon03/24/26, 03:58No.153982337
03/24/26, 03:58No.153982337i’ve put a bet on adesanya to beat pyfer, and when i bet on fighters they usually win, so…
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Anon03/24/26, 03:59No.153982344
03/24/26, 03:59No.153982344
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Anon03/24/26, 04:08No.153982381
03/24/26, 04:08No.153982381movsar "it's legal in my country" evloev
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Anon03/24/26, 04:29No.153982469
03/24/26, 04:29No.153982469mogsar
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Anon03/24/26, 04:43No.153982535
03/24/26, 04:43No.153982535decisions are not real wins. a fight is about subduing and conquering your opponent. In a decision you didnt do that, your opponent is still up and ready and willing to fight or go about doing whatever. Especially when you win by decision by winning the first 3 rounds but losing the last 2 meaning in a real fight youd still be in the middle of getting beat up but somehow you won the fight.
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Anon03/24/26, 04:43No.153982540
03/24/26, 04:43No.153982540there are people, claiming to be human, who believe jiri vs ulberg could end with ulberg circling away from a frustrated jiri, smiling and unscathed, pointing up to the heavens. they think you can get away with that against a real man.
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Anon03/24/26, 04:49No.153982558
03/24/26, 04:49No.153982558easiest way to deal with the bloated roster is to just have all fights be longer. all fights can be three rounds. standard rounds are 10/10/5 championship are 15/10/10. youre already fighting in a small enclosed space, youre already fighting in a ring you have 8 different corners to put someone in to, you already get reset on the feet after every round. throw the grapplers a bone
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Anon03/24/26, 04:53No.153982565
03/24/26, 04:53No.153982565Ulberg can beat Jiri by copying Khalil's gameplan to a t, Jiri can beat Ulberg by copying Jan's gameplan
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Anon03/24/26, 05:00No.153982586
03/24/26, 05:00No.153982586movsar has denounced and betrayed the boring fighters association. what are the implications of this? https://x.com/MovsarUFC/status/2036297566145618034
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Anon03/24/26, 05:10No.153982620
03/24/26, 05:10No.153982620You say it’s urgent?
Make it fast, make it urgent
Do it quick, do it urgent
Got to rush, make it urgent
Want it quick
Make it urgent, urgent, emergency
Urgent, urgent, emergency
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Anon03/24/26, 05:13No.153982632
03/24/26, 05:13No.153982632Wrestler vs Wrestler can be entertaining at times
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Anon03/24/26, 05:13No.153982634
03/24/26, 05:13No.153982634enlightened evloev goes out there and breaks volk in an ugly dogfight. huge straight shot off the break and then a tko against the fence as volk tries to get up. he never has another boring round after that in 10 title defenses.
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Anon03/24/26, 06:07No.153982780
03/24/26, 06:07No.153982780volk was never good
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Anon03/24/26, 06:08No.153982782
03/24/26, 06:08No.153982782Tony vs Pettis
Arlovski vs Rozenstruik
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Anon03/24/26, 06:21No.153982796
03/24/26, 06:21No.153982796there's no way these big events outside the ufc are anything but money pits.
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Anon
03/24/26, 06:29No.153982809
03/24/26, 06:29No.153982809hazukashi desu ne
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Anon03/24/26, 06:45No.153982854
03/24/26, 06:45No.153982854imo i think volk gets slept against jean and loses a split against mosvar. i want him to beat both guys but it's the UFC and something bad always happens to the good guys eventually
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Anon03/24/26, 06:46No.153982858
03/24/26, 06:46No.153982858volk's a raging bloke
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Anon03/24/26, 06:57No.153982871
03/24/26, 06:57No.153982871how is intentionally getting caught in a fight fixing scandal, not a good idea/way of getting out of your contract (by being cut)?
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Anon03/24/26, 07:20No.153982907
03/24/26, 07:20No.153982907Strickland headlining UFC 328 in Newark is the only thing keeping the middleweight division alive right now. When he takes back his belt from ratlip WE are finally taking back what's ours and bringing VIOLENCE back to the sport; no more of this leg humping pussy shit
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Anon03/24/26, 07:30No.153982929
03/24/26, 07:30No.153982929the wmma is missing
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Anon
03/24/26, 07:43No.153982953
03/24/26, 07:43No.153982953Zatdaddy suck your cock until you cum I fear!
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Anon03/24/26, 07:44No.153982959
03/24/26, 07:44No.153982959Pink Piggy pozz sex rape your daddy poop sex dog dick!! FACTUAL POST I FEAR!!
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Anon03/24/26, 07:56No.153982998
03/24/26, 07:56No.153982998A
Anon03/24/26, 08:01No.153983017
03/24/26, 08:01No.153983017This bitch is on a 6-fight winning streak, she could be champion by this time next year.
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Anon03/24/26, 08:07No.153983028
03/24/26, 08:07No.153983028the wmma is alive
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Anon03/24/26, 08:17No.153983055
03/24/26, 08:17No.153983055haircucks are not allowed to watch ufc. mma is a bald man's sport
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Anon03/24/26, 08:23No.153983075
03/24/26, 08:23No.153983075apparently its max vs conor at international fight festival. max been super active but goob's a tank
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Anon03/24/26, 08:36No.153983123
03/24/26, 08:36No.153983123Max “Bet” Holloway
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Anon03/24/26, 08:47No.153983161
03/24/26, 08:47No.153983161max "blessed" holloway said he was Canadian at heart when he fought anthony "showtime" Pettis in Toronto in an underwhelming fight
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Anon03/24/26, 08:50No.153983169
03/24/26, 08:50No.153983169I’ve never met a smart islander they’re all retarded
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Anon03/24/26, 08:51No.153983171
03/24/26, 08:51No.153983171my islanders :)
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Anon03/24/26, 08:51No.153983177
03/24/26, 08:51No.153983177poop eating islanders
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Anon03/24/26, 08:52No.153983179
03/24/26, 08:52No.153983179JLMI
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Anon03/24/26, 08:53No.153983182
03/24/26, 08:53No.153983182Send all money to PFL Africa
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Anon03/24/26, 08:55No.153983192
03/24/26, 08:55No.153983192Apparently schaub is suffering financially. You hate to see it, you really do!
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Anon03/24/26, 08:55No.153983193
03/24/26, 08:55No.153983193Worse fighter than Holloway? Maybe Jiri, Tom, Ilia or Belal
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Anon03/24/26, 08:57No.153983200
03/24/26, 08:57No.153983200>schaub is done (for the 200th time)
oh no guys this is serious
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Anon03/24/26, 08:58No.153983202
03/24/26, 08:58No.153983202Yeah I’ll say it Dos Santos decapitates Gable with an overhand. There’s levels to HW and the kids about to find out May 16th
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Anon03/24/26, 09:03No.153983211
03/24/26, 09:03No.153983211Stevensons fighting JDS? hmm interesting matchup, Junior is like Senior now.
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Anon03/24/26, 09:04No.153983213
03/24/26, 09:04No.153983213A
Anon03/24/26, 09:10No.153983228
03/24/26, 09:10No.153983228gawl DAWG
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Anon03/24/26, 09:11No.153983229
03/24/26, 09:11No.153983229The kids only 42 barely has hair on his face
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Anon03/24/26, 09:12No.153983236
03/24/26, 09:12No.153983236Netflix MMA > ufc. There is no debate - Campbell
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Anon03/24/26, 09:13No.153983242
03/24/26, 09:13No.153983242Sum homeless cats here really talmbout some oh no she has a child bro you are an incel stfu
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Anon03/24/26, 09:14No.153983248
03/24/26, 09:14No.153983248If Diaz wins get him to fight short notice on the White House card. Nate’s cashing in
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Anon03/24/26, 09:15No.153983250
03/24/26, 09:15No.153983250https://youtu.be/hhGw_aTXODs?si=km0ulGdVRxOdese7
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Anon03/24/26, 09:16No.153983251
03/24/26, 09:16No.153983251I only fuck married women. It’s just my thing, sorry husbands but I fucked your wife. Got my game from GSP and haven’t dropped it since
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Anon03/24/26, 09:17No.153983255
03/24/26, 09:17No.153983255>act like you’re french Canadian
>wrap arms around women
>endless ufc after party pussy
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Anon03/24/26, 09:17No.153983256
03/24/26, 09:17No.153983256I'll make the new thread at 500 posts exactly btw, already got one loaded in the chamber
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Anon
03/24/26, 09:18No.153983259
03/24/26, 09:18No.153983259will orolbai enter top 10?
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Anon03/24/26, 09:21No.153983266
03/24/26, 09:21No.153983266baking a new one please don't snipe it
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Anon03/24/26, 09:22No.153983270
03/24/26, 09:22No.153983270>be Chris Curtis
>buy into Bangkok ready
>buy into striking 24/7
>move family to Thailand
>book fight
>get rag dolled
>strikes get neutralized
>lose
>in Bangkok debt.
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Anon03/24/26, 09:23No.153983272
03/24/26, 09:23No.153983272[/sp/thread/153981835#p153981835]
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Anon03/24/26, 09:25No.153983278
03/24/26, 09:25No.153983278Tik tok tik tok fighters to the center
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Anon03/24/26, 09:26No.153983282
03/24/26, 09:26No.153983282damn binland got me good
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Anon03/24/26, 09:27No.153983287
03/24/26, 09:27No.153983287Yeah sorry tranny janny range banned me again I'll make it in another 300 if it's still needed
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Anon03/24/26, 09:28No.153983288
03/24/26, 09:28No.153983288Still page 1 the thread is safe. Page 2 is when I worry
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Anon03/24/26, 09:30No.153983291
03/24/26, 09:30No.153983291Worthless loser wasting his own life cleaning up shitposts on 4chan for $0.00/hr and still can't even do his "job" correctly.
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Anon03/24/26, 09:31No.153983295
03/24/26, 09:31No.153983295[/sp/thread/153983294#p153983294]
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NEWP
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Anon03/24/26, 09:32No.153983296
03/24/26, 09:32No.153983296money must be fake Netflix mma is tossing hard money around
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Anon03/24/26, 19:07No.153985374
03/24/26, 19:07No.153985374kape vs Horiguchi 2
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Anon03/24/26, 19:08No.153985379
03/24/26, 19:08No.153985379Eddie hall mma slow night
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Anon03/24/26, 20:37No.153985861
03/24/26, 20:37No.153985861*enters thread*
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Anon03/24/26, 20:39No.153985869
03/24/26, 20:39No.153985869*enters thrèad*
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Anon03/24/26, 20:47No.153985910
03/24/26, 20:47No.153985910[/sp/thread/153985905#p153985905]