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Anonymous
03/22/26, 06:53No.153963626/sumo/ - Haru Basho 2026 - Thread #11
03/22/26, 06:53No.153963626/sumo/ - Haru Basho 2026 - Thread #11Senshūraku edition
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/5/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
Previous thread >>153946927 [/sp/thread/153946927#p153946927]
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Anon03/22/26, 06:54No.153963633
03/22/26, 06:54No.153963633first!!!
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Anon
03/22/26, 06:55No.153963640
03/22/26, 06:55No.153963640Like peas in a pod
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Anon
03/22/26, 07:04No.153963696
03/22/26, 07:04No.153963696YOISHO!
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Anon
03/22/26, 07:04No.153963700
03/22/26, 07:04No.153963700who will Kirishima take for the car ride?
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Anon03/22/26, 07:04No.153963701
03/22/26, 07:04No.153963701Cheers
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Anon03/22/26, 07:08No.153963726
03/22/26, 07:08No.153963726king
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Anon03/22/26, 07:09No.153963735
03/22/26, 07:09No.153963735A
Anon03/22/26, 07:11No.153963747
03/22/26, 07:11No.153963747Flying out monkey
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Anon03/22/26, 07:12No.153963757
03/22/26, 07:12No.153963757A
Anon03/22/26, 07:14No.153963772
03/22/26, 07:14No.153963772Why do they call out the kimarite well sometimes and other times they just slap yoritaoshi on every throw
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Anon03/22/26, 07:14No.153963775
03/22/26, 07:14No.153963775Fujiseiun wins a fighting spirit award.
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Anon03/22/26, 07:15No.153963779
03/22/26, 07:15No.153963779he's learning
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Anon03/22/26, 07:18No.153963798
03/22/26, 07:18No.153963798this faggot's ruining my comfy stream of choice gdi
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Anon03/22/26, 07:19No.153963811
03/22/26, 07:19No.153963811A
Anon
03/22/26, 07:22No.153963838
03/22/26, 07:22No.153963838Tama-washi is over 40 and has a better hairline than half this thread.
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Anon
03/22/26, 07:23No.153963842
03/22/26, 07:23No.153963842>mfw kotoeiho puts his leg up really high
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Anon03/22/26, 07:23No.153963849
03/22/26, 07:23No.153963849just grab his head and move it out of the dohyo
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Anon03/22/26, 07:25No.153963863
03/22/26, 07:25No.153963863We will get ogre vs fat bastard next basho
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Anon03/22/26, 07:26No.153963865
03/22/26, 07:26No.153963865Nobody should lose to Tokihayate desu
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Anon03/22/26, 07:26No.153963870
03/22/26, 07:26No.153963870A
Anon03/22/26, 07:27No.153963881
03/22/26, 07:27No.153963881Sex with Chiyoshoma
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Anon03/22/26, 07:30No.153963901
03/22/26, 07:30No.153963901A
Anon03/22/26, 07:35No.153963929
03/22/26, 07:35No.153963929A
Anon03/22/26, 07:38No.153963941
03/22/26, 07:38No.153963941A
Anon03/22/26, 07:40No.153963960
03/22/26, 07:40No.153963960Komusubi fishlips, are you ready?
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Anon03/22/26, 07:41No.153963961
03/22/26, 07:41No.153963961Kotoshoho wins a fighting spirit award... with a henka.
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Anon03/22/26, 07:41No.153963963
03/22/26, 07:41No.153963963>fights like a bitch
>gets fighting spirit prize
kek based
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Anon03/22/26, 07:41No.153963964
03/22/26, 07:41No.153963964Manlets, when will they learn to counter a henka.
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Anon03/22/26, 07:43No.153963970
03/22/26, 07:43No.153963970matta into henka undefeated
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Anon03/22/26, 07:45No.153963984
03/22/26, 07:45No.153963984A
Anon03/22/26, 07:50No.153964003
03/22/26, 07:50No.153964003i believe in gonoyama
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Anon03/22/26, 07:51No.153964009
03/22/26, 07:51No.153964009Embarrassing for kotoshoho
They should refuse to give him the prize
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Anon03/22/26, 07:52No.153964011
03/22/26, 07:52No.153964011Enho has it in the bag right?
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Anon03/22/26, 07:52No.153964012
03/22/26, 07:52No.153964012A
Anon03/22/26, 07:53No.153964020
03/22/26, 07:53No.153964020>Kotoshoho said he didnt decide to henka until the matta
>then his body "moved naturally"Wriggled like a fish
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Anon
03/22/26, 07:56No.153964032
03/22/26, 07:56No.153964032ARROZ COMIDO!
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Anon03/22/26, 07:56No.153964035
03/22/26, 07:56No.153964035A
Anon03/22/26, 07:59No.153964051
03/22/26, 07:59No.153964051A
Anon
03/22/26, 08:00No.153964054
03/22/26, 08:00No.153964054not sure that would've held up on replay
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Anon03/22/26, 08:01No.153964057
03/22/26, 08:01No.153964057Why couldnt Hosh just have won yesterday
Today would have been so kino
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:02No.153964062
03/22/26, 08:02No.153964062Both Gonoyama and Hiradoumi won by shit judging today. Should've been torinaoshi at least, those two bouts.
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:04No.153964068
03/22/26, 08:04No.153964068Holy manlet power
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Anon03/22/26, 08:04No.153964069
03/22/26, 08:04No.153964069Fujinokawa woohoo!
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Anon03/22/26, 08:04No.153964070
03/22/26, 08:04No.153964070Fujinokawa wins a technique award.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:04No.153964072
03/22/26, 08:04No.153964072fitting win to earn the technique prize
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Anon03/22/26, 08:04No.153964074
03/22/26, 08:04No.153964074/ourmanlet/
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Anon03/22/26, 08:04No.153964075
03/22/26, 08:04No.153964075that was a good sumo thing
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Anon03/22/26, 08:05No.153964078
03/22/26, 08:05No.153964078>the little feisty grappler
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Anon03/22/26, 08:05No.153964079
03/22/26, 08:05No.153964079A
Anon03/22/26, 08:07No.153964085
03/22/26, 08:07No.153964085Bingo!
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Anon03/22/26, 08:08No.153964087
03/22/26, 08:08No.153964087I expected both of those guys to turn in way better records
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Anon03/22/26, 08:09No.153964089
03/22/26, 08:09No.153964089the recovery
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Anon03/22/26, 08:10No.153964098
03/22/26, 08:10No.153964098Damn that was a good match, good sumo by both guys.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:11No.153964101
03/22/26, 08:11No.153964101A
Anon03/22/26, 08:13No.153964114
03/22/26, 08:13No.153964114WMH looking weak
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Anon03/22/26, 08:13No.153964118
03/22/26, 08:13No.153964118Not a good basho for the Waka bros.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:14No.153964119
03/22/26, 08:14No.153964119If Waka heals up for May he will have a field day outside of the joi
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Anon03/22/26, 08:15No.153964127
03/22/26, 08:15No.153964127west wins, hoshoryu fucked up the last shiko
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Anon03/22/26, 08:16No.153964129
03/22/26, 08:16No.153964129A
Anon03/22/26, 08:17No.153964137
03/22/26, 08:17No.153964137imma be ongod with y'all, i choose my favorites based on who middy's chat hypes up the most.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:20No.153964152
03/22/26, 08:20No.153964152I like papa bear but Atami is going to roll him.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:20No.153964155
03/22/26, 08:20No.153964155The red marker is pointing out the exact moment you started believing.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:20No.153964156
03/22/26, 08:20No.153964156I'm having a bad day, so I'm glad that Hosh is gonna lose to Dan today, completing his humiliation ritual this basho.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:20No.153964158
03/22/26, 08:20No.153964158redeemed!
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Anon03/22/26, 08:20No.153964159
03/22/26, 08:20No.153964159Atamifuji does not win a fighting spirit award.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:21No.153964167
03/22/26, 08:21No.153964167Shame, but 9-6 is still better than what I expected
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Anon03/22/26, 08:21No.153964169
03/22/26, 08:21No.153964169fudgy wudgy no...
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Anon03/22/26, 08:22No.153964172
03/22/26, 08:22No.153964172Honestly if Hosh doesnt win this I am going to have to seriously consider giving up on him
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Anon03/22/26, 08:23No.153964178
03/22/26, 08:23No.153964178A
Anon03/22/26, 08:23No.153964179
03/22/26, 08:23No.153964179
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Anon03/22/26, 08:23No.153964182
03/22/26, 08:23No.153964182Come on Zak, one last punchline to end the Basho.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:23No.153964184
03/22/26, 08:23No.153964184Kotozakura looking into the hallway is in fact looking at one of his attendants, they want to see him win and try to encourage him before matches. Also his attendant is a lesbian.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:24No.153964191
03/22/26, 08:24No.153964191Who's that in the hallway looking at zak
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Anon03/22/26, 08:25No.153964196
03/22/26, 08:25No.153964196
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Anon03/22/26, 08:26No.153964200
03/22/26, 08:26No.153964200For fucks sakes Kiri
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Anon03/22/26, 08:26No.153964201
03/22/26, 08:26No.153964201Kirishima wins an outstanding performance award. It was unconditional, lol
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:26No.153964203
03/22/26, 08:26No.153964203kiri-SHIT-ma
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Anon03/22/26, 08:26No.153964204
03/22/26, 08:26No.153964204Zak double digits. Natsu is his basho
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:26No.153964206
03/22/26, 08:26No.153964206cmon zack, get your first decent score in ages
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Anon03/22/26, 08:27No.153964209
03/22/26, 08:27No.15396420912-3 lamo
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Anon03/22/26, 08:28No.153964216
03/22/26, 08:28No.153964216Fucking hell, imagine if Hosh actually won yesterday
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Anon03/22/26, 08:28No.153964217
03/22/26, 08:28No.153964217"You may have won the tournament, but you still haven't defeated me you little shit"
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Anon03/22/26, 08:28No.153964221
03/22/26, 08:28No.153964221Kotozakura Yokozuna soon
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Anon03/22/26, 08:28No.153964222
03/22/26, 08:28No.153964222>The situation Hosh needed to happen to force a playoff happened
>A playoff isn't gonna happen since he lost to Zak yesterday
>He's about to get humiliated by Dan
The sumo gods hate Hosh.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:29No.153964224
03/22/26, 08:29No.153964224A
Anon
03/22/26, 08:29No.153964227
03/22/26, 08:29No.153964227
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Anon03/22/26, 08:29No.153964229
03/22/26, 08:29No.153964229haha fuckin Kotozakura has a knack for pissing on people's parade.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:30No.153964230
03/22/26, 08:30No.153964230Zak, the wrench thrower.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:30No.153964231
03/22/26, 08:30No.153964231A
Anon03/22/26, 08:31No.153964241
03/22/26, 08:31No.153964241kiri lost his 2 previous bouts and still won
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Anon03/22/26, 08:32No.153964244
03/22/26, 08:32No.153964244Alright Dan, complete the humiliation of Hosh
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Anon03/22/26, 08:32No.153964245
03/22/26, 08:32No.153964245zak's first double digits since his yusho, low-key a good tournament for him
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Anon03/22/26, 08:33No.153964250
03/22/26, 08:33No.153964250[/sp/thread/153946927#p153958824]
called it
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Anon03/22/26, 08:33No.153964253
03/22/26, 08:33No.153964253Lmfao kadodan
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Anon03/22/26, 08:33No.153964255
03/22/26, 08:33No.153964255
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Anon03/22/26, 08:33No.153964256
03/22/26, 08:33No.153964256>SAY
>HIS
>N-ACK!
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Anon03/22/26, 08:33No.153964259
03/22/26, 08:33No.153964259rockpapersisters...
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Anon03/22/26, 08:34No.153964260
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964260HE DID IT FINALLY
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964261
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964261KADODAN
W
A
B
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Anon03/22/26, 08:34No.153964262
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964262KADOBAN
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D
O
N
A
NLAMO
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Anon03/22/26, 08:34No.153964263
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964263damn gg
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Anon03/22/26, 08:34No.153964264
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964264GOD DAMN
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Anon03/22/26, 08:34No.153964265
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964265Fuck that was close.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:34No.153964267
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964267FILTHY GAIJIN GO HOME
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Anon03/22/26, 08:34No.153964268
03/22/26, 08:34No.153964268LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Anon03/22/26, 08:35No.153964270
03/22/26, 08:35No.153964270>KADOBAN
KWAB
Washed AF
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Anon03/22/26, 08:35No.153964271
03/22/26, 08:35No.153964271it's truly over for dan
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Anon03/22/26, 08:35No.153964272
03/22/26, 08:35No.153964272DANFAGS BTFOOOOOOOO
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Anon03/22/26, 08:35No.153964273
03/22/26, 08:35No.153964273A
Anon03/22/26, 08:35No.153964274
03/22/26, 08:35No.153964274make koshi, dan will now be killed in a drone strike :(
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Anon03/22/26, 08:35No.153964277
03/22/26, 08:35No.153964277That was beautiful by Hosh. Also no one survived from the 0 KK group, what a basho
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Anon03/22/26, 08:35No.153964278
03/22/26, 08:35No.153964278>The Ghost of Kotozakura (1997)
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Anon03/22/26, 08:36No.153964282
03/22/26, 08:36No.153964282Fucking Hosh had the chance to force a playoff but fucked it up cuz of Zak. I hate this dude.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:36No.153964283
03/22/26, 08:36No.153964283japan hates aonishiki now btw
his fraudulence sickens them
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Anon03/22/26, 08:36No.153964286
03/22/26, 08:36No.153964286UPDATED
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Anon03/22/26, 08:36No.153964287
03/22/26, 08:36No.153964287A
Anon03/22/26, 08:37No.153964289
03/22/26, 08:37No.153964289Meh basho
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Anon03/22/26, 08:37No.153964290
03/22/26, 08:37No.153964290>goes from chasing a tsuna, to chasing a KK, to kadoban in a single basho
Nigger had a rough basho.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:37No.153964291
03/22/26, 08:37No.153964291>'nishiki beats Kiri, Danfag gets uppity again
>loses to hosh, Kadoban
Aonishitshow LMAO
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Anon03/22/26, 08:38No.153964301
03/22/26, 08:38No.153964301>uncle lend me your strength this is 10% Aonishiki we are up against!Still a shitter hakaku is gonna use his rope to hang him
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:38No.153964304
03/22/26, 08:38No.153964304Anyone who thought Hosh would automatically lose today is a dumbshit desu. Really is a shame Zak beat Hosh yesterday though.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:39No.153964309
03/22/26, 08:39No.153964309153964301
One of the most desperate things I've seen in my many years here.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:41No.153964327
03/22/26, 08:41No.153964327Always a nice moment
Japanese sing it with heart
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Anon03/22/26, 08:42No.153964330
03/22/26, 08:42No.153964330A
Anon03/22/26, 08:44No.153964345
03/22/26, 08:44No.153964345What a fucking clown Basho.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:46No.153964356
03/22/26, 08:46No.153964356Atami KK, Fujinokawa KK, lot of fun bouts, I still liked the basho even if it started clowny
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Anon03/22/26, 08:46No.153964359
03/22/26, 08:46No.153964359Now that Aonishiki has had a thorough ego-checking, we get to see if he's worthy to keep his rank. See you all in a month and a half.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:47No.153964363
03/22/26, 08:47No.153964363>Day 15 May 2025, Hosh gets an impressive win against Onosato, preventing a zensho
>Day 15 March 2026, Hosh finally defeats Aonishiki
>Both days were when the tournament was already decided
>Remembers his list of chokes when there were stakes involved.
Jeezus fuckin Christ Hosh really does only pull through if there are no stakes huh?
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Anon03/22/26, 08:48No.153964370
03/22/26, 08:48No.153964370Does Aonishiki become yokozuna if he wins the next 2 tournaments?
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:48No.153964376
03/22/26, 08:48No.153964376Ozeki 1 West Aonishiki
>The Ghost of Kotozakura II
>The Sanyaku Defector
>The Tachi-ACK!!!
>The Worse Shishi
>The Aonishitshow
>the MAKEKOSHIULTRA
>The Speed Bump of Mongolia
>The Vertical Rope
> Dan the Terrible
>The Doom of Professional Sumo Development Prospects in Ukraine
> The Wilted Sunflower
>The Four-Eleven
>The Byeho
>The True Great White Fraud>SAY!
>HIS!
>NAME!(But I do hope he recovers next basho, really. He's very much entertaining.)
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Anon03/22/26, 08:49No.153964378
03/22/26, 08:49No.153964378>just keeps the mike in your face when you're done answering
The fuck...
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Anon03/22/26, 08:49No.153964379
03/22/26, 08:49No.153964379Do they give him ozeki after losing the last two?
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:51No.153964392
03/22/26, 08:51No.153964392surely dan will not start next basho larping as a pusher again, right? he will actually use his brand of sumo, right?
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Anon
03/22/26, 08:53No.153964414
03/22/26, 08:53No.153964414Haven't seen someone so unreservedly happy and relaxed in a yusho interview for a while, based Kiri doing it for mumza
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Anon03/22/26, 08:53No.153964418
03/22/26, 08:53No.153964418Translation
>I did my brand of sumo and my body moved well. I will continue to work on my sumo and train hard for the next basho.
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Anon03/22/26, 08:53No.153964421
03/22/26, 08:53No.153964421>Hosh beat the 11-4 out of Dan
Kino
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Anon03/22/26, 08:55No.153964435
03/22/26, 08:55No.153964435[/sp/thread/153946927#p153962751]
The only bad thing is that it didn't go away for the actual bout, but other than that? It's OK.[/sp/thread/153946927#p153963570]
Whoa! What's this technique called?
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Anon03/22/26, 08:56No.153964445
03/22/26, 08:56No.153964445qrd - Interview was the usual, but also it's Kirihima's mother's birthday today. His first ever Yusho was here in Oasaka, and his birthday is next month.>"After this, I'm going home and binge-watching my favorite anime"
based
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Anon03/22/26, 08:58No.153964465
03/22/26, 08:58No.153964465The only zuna basho Hosh hasn't gone JY in is when he was forced to attend by the Emperor. That he hasn't won a yusho at zuna yet is just incredibly bad luck, that's all.
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Anon03/22/26, 09:01No.153964502
03/22/26, 09:01No.153964502This is the first time Zak has won on day 15 since his yusho BTW.
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Anon03/22/26, 09:03No.153964510
03/22/26, 09:03No.153964510Goodbye Stunto we will see you in a month.
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Anon03/22/26, 09:05No.153964527
03/22/26, 09:05No.153964527Why does the guy reading the script sound like he doesn't speak Japanese fluently? Kiri is supposed to be the Mong and he's smooth.
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Anon
03/22/26, 09:09No.153964575
03/22/26, 09:09No.153964575why so soon today? anyway, see you next
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Anon03/22/26, 09:12No.153964600
03/22/26, 09:12No.153964600Aieeeeee! Finish with the useless trophies, I wanna see whos gonna be in the car
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Anon03/22/26, 09:13No.153964613
03/22/26, 09:13No.153964613The beef trophy is so good.
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Anon03/22/26, 09:19No.153964659
03/22/26, 09:19No.153964659The highest honour, a rabbit
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Anon03/22/26, 09:19No.153964664
03/22/26, 09:19No.153964664bnuuy
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Anon03/22/26, 09:20No.153964676
03/22/26, 09:20No.153964676Takakeisho's trophies were always the funniest. He'd just stand there sweating like a mfer
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Anon03/22/26, 09:20No.153964680
03/22/26, 09:20No.153964680
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Anon03/22/26, 09:24No.153964712
03/22/26, 09:24No.153964712get these janny looking gaijin out of the main shot already they've been sitting there all day
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Anon03/22/26, 09:30No.153964765
03/22/26, 09:30No.153964765"Get outta here you little shits"
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Anon03/22/26, 09:34No.153964792
03/22/26, 09:34No.153964792>clap clap clap
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>clapThis basho thread is OVER!
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Anon03/22/26, 09:39No.153964831
03/22/26, 09:39No.153964831Dan bros… where do we go from here??
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Anon03/22/26, 09:40No.153964833
03/22/26, 09:40No.153964833See you in May, guys. Pleasure to be here.
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Anon03/22/26, 09:49No.153964916
03/22/26, 09:49No.153964916Bro didn't even change, just ran out there in his mawashi.
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Anon03/22/26, 10:32No.153965225
03/22/26, 10:32No.153965225>Juryo wrestler Kensho suffers 15 consecutive losses: "I haven't decided 100% that I'm going to retire. I'll think about it after the tournament is over."
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Anon03/22/26, 11:05No.153965355
03/22/26, 11:05No.153965355Wow, Dan will be first one to win two in a row and become Yokozuna right after going kadoban. Incredible. Always breaking records. All part of the plan.
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Anon03/22/26, 11:20No.153965431
03/22/26, 11:20No.153965431See you all in two months, I have that time to re-fill my hopium tanks.Btw, the fucking Danfag reached a new level of patheticness this basho, just sad.
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Anon03/22/26, 11:47No.153965529
03/22/26, 11:47No.153965529You wanna know something funny? They didn't get to play the YUUUUSSHHHHOOOOOOOO soundbite.
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Anon03/22/26, 12:57No.153965919
03/22/26, 12:57No.153965919so I guess Atami get Sekiwake handed to him if they promote Kirishima?
I mean it definitely ain't gonna be Wakamotoharu lmao
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Anon03/22/26, 13:13No.153966046
03/22/26, 13:13No.153966046Before this basho there were 4 sekitori rikishi who had never had a losing record:Onosato, Aonishiki, Yoshinofuji, Fujiryoga.At the start of the basho I asked who would be the first to fall.The answer was ALL OF THEM
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Anon03/22/26, 13:57No.153966521
03/22/26, 13:57No.153966521Niggatame bros we can go into the post-basho hibernation period with our heads held high. Zensho for nabatame with a chance to get back to juryo in May. He is looking strong and ready to climb to makuuchi/..
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Anon03/22/26, 14:00No.153966552
03/22/26, 14:00No.153966552>KiriSHITma
>KWABozuna HotoSHITryu
>KADOBANishiki
lol
lmao even
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Anon03/22/26, 14:16No.153966694
03/22/26, 14:16No.153966694>futahaguro
>yoshibayama
>maedayama
>akinoumi
>minanogawa
>musashiyama
>nishinoumi
the list of official yokozuna in history that never won a yusho after being promoted
will hoshoryu join this list by the time his career is done?
I think it would actually be plausible that he continues to choke, and then when he tries to submit his retirement papers it gets denied and he's forced to be a mongol monkey that keeps losing and choking as payback for all the decades of hakuho domination
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Anon03/22/26, 14:20No.153966728
03/22/26, 14:20No.153966728also does anyone have the side-by-side vid of kotozakura's routine with the guy standing in the tunnel
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Anon03/22/26, 14:27No.153966789
03/22/26, 14:27No.153966789Who did Kirishima put in the car with him in the end?
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Anon
03/22/26, 15:55No.153967864
03/22/26, 15:55No.153967864Makuuchi Division Champion - Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren
Juryo Division Champion - Tumurbaatar Temuulen
Makushita Division Champion - Tuvaadorj Bukhchuluun
Sandanme Division Champion - Thaitsuya Nabathai
Jonidan Division Champion - Battsetseg Ochirsaikhanabsolutely grimOnly Jonokuchi was taken by a Jap
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Anon03/22/26, 15:59No.153967905
03/22/26, 15:59No.153967905You could see KiriSHITma saying "ahhh" like a bitch just before Zak shoved him out
Kek
What
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Koga
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Anon03/22/26, 17:11No.153968810
03/22/26, 17:11No.153968810Roga sucks.
The Russian Koga
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Anon03/22/26, 17:17No.153968892
03/22/26, 17:17No.153968892How much longer until Spiffy's instant banzuke video comes out?
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Anon03/22/26, 17:18No.153968905
03/22/26, 17:18No.153968905>>>/xs/257402 [//boards.4chan.org/xs/thread/257402#p257402]
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Anon03/22/26, 18:08No.153969863
03/22/26, 18:08No.153969863Oho KWAK
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Anon03/22/26, 18:08No.153969866
03/22/26, 18:08No.153969866So at the end of the Basho did /sumo/ get promoted or demoted?
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Anon03/22/26, 18:09No.153969883
03/22/26, 18:09No.153969883
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Anon03/22/26, 21:39No.153972948
03/22/26, 21:39No.153972948>Aonishiki finished with a losing record
Grimmest of the grim tales written by the brothers Grim
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Anon03/22/26, 23:55No.153974324
03/22/26, 23:55No.153974324Anyway, see you next basho, fellow fatty enjoyers.
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Anon03/23/26, 00:09No.153974453
03/23/26, 00:09No.153974453>nobody macaronposts anymore
/sumo/ has fallen...
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Anon03/23/26, 00:49No.153974783
03/23/26, 00:49No.153974783[/sp/thread/153946927#p153962751]
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Anon03/23/26, 22:24No.153980329
03/23/26, 22:24No.153980329on a whim, this has been my first time watching a tournament, and i found it to be incredibly enjoyable. i learned a lot about ranks, rules, ceremony, and history throughout this, occasionally watching other videos explaining things (especially about history, ceremony, and dohyo construction and stuff).one thing i would like somebody to explain to me though, is the limits of "thrusting/slapping" technique. sometimes they hit incredibly hard, like in the tachiai, but other times its just kind of stiff arming. are there any rules that prevent mega haymaker slaps or open palm punches (like in the form of a boxer, but open palm)? and what are the limits of grabbing wrists? can you armlock somebody and force them down with leverage?
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Anon03/23/26, 23:28No.153980697
03/23/26, 23:28No.153980697i havent read the sumo threads here, but whats the general opinion of aonishiki here? favorable? upstart youngster/foreigner? /pol/rot shit because background?
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Anon03/23/26, 23:32No.153980722
03/23/26, 23:32No.153980722This was the bookmakers' pre-basho odds for winner
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Anon03/23/26, 23:34No.153980730
03/23/26, 23:34No.153980730Danposter bros, we got the kwabs seething.
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Anon03/24/26, 01:21No.153981399
03/24/26, 01:21No.153981399i just realized in retrospect it was him but tatsunami oyakata was manning the ticket check all 3 days i was there. he's a grumpy fuck
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Anon03/24/26, 01:51No.153981627
03/24/26, 01:51No.153981627Who was the best but worst looking Sumo wrestler.
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Anon03/24/26, 07:05No.153982884
03/24/26, 07:05No.153982884Here's the og Kirishima's yusho
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Anon
03/24/26, 12:05No.153983685
03/24/26, 12:05No.153983685I watched some older matches and goddamn, those camera flashes were awful. Glad that shit's gone
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Anon03/24/26, 13:26No.153983910
03/24/26, 13:26No.153983910If all active Yokozuna withdraw from a tourney who does the pre 1st division ceremonies? The highest ranking Ozeki? Or do they fight on haunted grounds?
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Anon03/24/26, 16:17No.153984531
03/24/26, 16:17No.153984531Question: Were these tournaments traditionally fought outdoors?
It seems odd to have a floating dojo roof in the middle of an indoor arena?And if yes, then when did they stop and are there still outdoor events?