Anon
10/19/25, 01:13No.151454045 If Andy Reid, in a bizarre hypothetical, ate Patrick Mahomes, the fallout would be wild. Reid would face immediate legal consequences—cannibalism is a felony, likely landing him in prison for life. The Chiefs’ offense, currently 2nd in EPA/play, would tank without Mahomes, their superstar QB (3,000+ yards, 20+ TDs projected). Team morale and fanbase would implode; X posts would erupt with shock, memes, and calls for Reid’s head. The NFL would suspend Reid indefinitely, and the Chiefs might miss the playoffs, costing the franchise millions. Reid’s health could suffer—human consumption risks infections like kuru, plus Mahomes’ 6’2”, 225-lb frame might cause digestive havoc. Life expectancy? Reid’s ~84–85 could drop from stress and legal battles. The Chiefs would be irrelevant overnight. Mahomes’ family and the NFLPA would sue, and Reid’s legacy—three Super Bowls—would be obliterated. X would buzz: “Reid ate Mahomes, Chiefs cooked.”