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Anonymous
10/16/25, 19:10No.151406824/epl/ - Tommy Tuchs edition
10/16/25, 19:10No.151406824/epl/ - Tommy Tuchs editionTuchel youre the one, Churchill bombed your mum, footballs coming home again
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Anon
10/16/25, 19:12No.151406848
10/16/25, 19:12No.151406848Anime
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Anon10/16/25, 19:27No.151407018
10/16/25, 19:27No.151407018>Thomas Tuchel said he accepted the pointed chants aimed in his direction by fans during the win over Latvia that secured England's place at the World Cup.
>"I found it quite creative. It made me smile and this is how it has to be. It's British humour and I surely can take it. No harm done."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c15p3qwye2eo
Why can't Scousers be like this instead of creating legislation to curb free speech?
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Anon10/16/25, 19:29No.151407036
10/16/25, 19:29No.151407036Ok, so I was completely on board the Tuchel Train but then I learned that he apparently came from that place where all those Hitlers came from? And refuses to sing the national anthem to boot? Don't get me wrong, I still believe he is the one to make our training sessions run on time, but seriously, we can't trust this guy with the Final codes.
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Anon
10/16/25, 19:31No.151407071
10/16/25, 19:31No.151407071the shiternational break is over.
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Anon10/16/25, 19:48No.151407214
10/16/25, 19:48No.151407214mad how liverpool bought all of their cups and titles despite their shoestring budget
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Anon10/16/25, 19:54No.151407282
10/16/25, 19:54No.151407282mad how noticing Wirtz is shit makes Liversoys seethe
https://youtu.be/oRD-5AplK80
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Anon
10/16/25, 20:10No.151407430
10/16/25, 20:10No.151407430>makes a post seething about 'pool
>circles back a few minutes later to say actually it's 'pool fans seething
vintage dave btw
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Anon10/16/25, 20:11No.151407438
10/16/25, 20:11No.151407438if I had waited a minute longer I would have seen dave's third act
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Anon10/16/25, 20:44No.151407769
10/16/25, 20:44No.151407769What will he do about it though? Hardly like he has any power or anything
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Anon10/16/25, 20:55No.151407872
10/16/25, 20:55No.151407872Every decade or so the PL like to pick a new side to be the big dogs. By that I mean they get media protection, huge help by PGMOL, and they're dominant for a decade or so because of it.
We saw it with United in the '90s, they weren't really sure what to do in the '00s but stuck with United for most of it, then it was City in the '10s, and now it's Liverpool's turn. The embarrassing thing is how much Liverpool are still managing to fuck it all up.
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Anon
10/16/25, 21:04No.151407961
10/16/25, 21:04No.151407961Do you always captain guys like Haaland or do you mix it up a little depending on players current form and upcoming fixtures?
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Anon10/16/25, 21:17No.151408113
10/16/25, 21:17No.151408113Still talking about this SHITE from 3 days ago!!!
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Anon
10/16/25, 21:28No.151408241
10/16/25, 21:28No.151408241It really is coming home this time huh?
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Anon10/16/25, 21:53No.151408509
10/16/25, 21:53No.151408509>Proper footie back
>Going to miss it because I'm traveling
So grim
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Anon
10/16/25, 22:47No.151409225
10/16/25, 22:47No.151409225>
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Anon
10/16/25, 22:55No.151409322
10/16/25, 22:55No.151409322wirtz is playing against manchester united next
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Anon10/16/25, 22:57No.151409368
10/16/25, 22:57No.151409368
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Anon10/16/25, 23:06No.151409502
10/16/25, 23:06No.151409502do you like salt and vinegar crisps? me? not really. there are better flavours desu
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Anon
10/17/25, 02:41No.151415015
10/17/25, 02:41No.151415015Every international break feels worse than the last. Seeing all these black players is the norm and no longer shocking, and now we have to trudge through this strange pretend show of nationalism which actually demonstrates globalismIt wouldn't be so bad but this is happening in a two week break from the prem
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Anon10/17/25, 04:00No.151417000
10/17/25, 04:00No.151417000GABRIEL MARTINELLI IS A NONCE AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT
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Anon10/17/25, 07:40No.151418641
10/17/25, 07:40No.151418641Merino has 22 G/A in 2025 for club and country while Palmer has 14 G/A in 2025 for club and country.- Merino has played 2,524 min for club and country (28 90s)
- Palmer has played 2,926 min in 2025 (32.5 90s)This means Merino is getting G/A at a rate of 0.79 per 90 while Palmer is getting them at a rate of 0.43 per 90. Almost double.
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Anon10/17/25, 09:12No.151419064
10/17/25, 09:12No.151419064>fans cause issues everywhere they go
>literally go out of their way to taunt people, not even as banter, but literally calling for people to be killed and shit
>they get (rightfully) banned
>b-but anti semitismmaybe don't be a cancerous creature and nobody will pay attention to you or your people
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Anon10/17/25, 09:38No.151419155
10/17/25, 09:38No.151419155[/sp/thread/151419030#p151419030]
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Anon10/17/25, 09:44No.151419171
10/17/25, 09:44No.151419171>Palmer out for 6 more weeks
Can he make it on WC at this rate?
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Anon10/17/25, 09:55No.151419208
10/17/25, 09:55No.151419208lol
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Anon10/17/25, 10:01No.151419233
10/17/25, 10:01No.151419233>Maccabi Tel Aviv complain to UEFA arguing they were promised an away ticket allocation in Birmingham 5,000 years ago.
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Anon10/17/25, 11:09No.151419520
10/17/25, 11:09No.151419520
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Anon10/17/25, 12:20No.151419873
10/17/25, 12:20No.151419873should villa move to a different city?
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Anon10/17/25, 12:27No.151419907
10/17/25, 12:27No.151419907reds are playing on sunday lads
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Anon10/17/25, 12:28No.151419913
10/17/25, 12:28No.151419913Meanwhile, Raheem Sterling is getting 300 bags a week for nothing.
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Anon10/17/25, 13:22No.151420184
10/17/25, 13:22No.151420184>Ange Postecoglou on his future at Nottingham Forest: “If you give time, the story always ends the same with me and a trophy."
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Anon10/17/25, 13:52No.151420320
10/17/25, 13:52No.151420320You WILL be taking the knee in solidarity with Premier League players this weekend, right lads?
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Anon10/17/25, 14:11No.151420423
10/17/25, 14:11No.151420423for me it's doing some cheeky jumping jacks
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Anon10/17/25, 14:51No.151420655
10/17/25, 14:51No.151420655setting my clock back this weekend to get a jump on things
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Anon10/17/25, 14:57No.151420702
10/17/25, 14:57No.151420702eyy this game is pretty good
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Anon10/17/25, 14:57No.151420710
10/17/25, 14:57No.151420710Wow, racism outside of /b/
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Anon10/17/25, 15:01No.151420727
10/17/25, 15:01No.151420727saw tottenham trending on X the everything app and thought this was funny
theyre also playing villa on sunday albeit in london so away from the birmingham locals
would be funny if the birmingham pakistani MP tried to ban spurs fans
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Anon10/17/25, 15:34No.151420948
10/17/25, 15:34No.151420948>United legend Wayne Rooney, who has scored more goals for the Red Devils than anyone else, believed that the club had a group of players worth building around. Speaking in 2022, Rooney named four players who should be at the centre of their plans moving forward, just before Erik ten Hag was appointed.
>The former Derby boss named Jadon Sancho, Marcus Rashford, Jesse Lingard and Scott McTominay.
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Anon10/17/25, 15:44No.151421010
10/17/25, 15:44No.151421010noone wants to say it but rice is just english fellaini with a haircut
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Anon10/17/25, 16:03No.151421165
10/17/25, 16:03No.151421165Why do clubs keep trying the tactic of signing/selling loads of guys in one transfer window? You can't make more than 2-3 changes to your first team/starting 11 in one summer. It literally doesn't matter how good the guys you're signing are or how bad the guys you're selling are. It never works.Liverpool are the latest in a long line of clubs that have tried this, none of them have succeeded, no one ever stops trying and no one but me notices that this is the problem these clubs are facing.Liverpool have just done it and regressed massively - they shouldn't have brought in as many guys and they shouldn't have sold important first team attackers like Nunez and Diaz all at once. They now have a whole new team and no way of reverting back to their old style when things get tough because the players that enabled that system are no longer with the club.Chelsea have done it every summer since the American takeover and achieved nothing, Man United have done it loads of times and it's never worked.Even smaller clubs have tried it and it doesn't work. West Ham tried it last season with Lopetegui, they nearly got relegated. I remember Newcastle signing a bunch of French guys in the Pardew era one January and nearly getting relegated. QPR had a takeover and signed a bunch of players and got relegated. If I wait 5 more minutes I can probably think of countless more examples. And I can't think of a single time where it has worked.>inb4 Chels and City
They built their successful teams over many years. City's takeover was in like 2009 and they didn't win a PL until 2012. That initial spine of Hart, Kolarov, Kompany, Silva, Aguero, etc took several years to build.
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Anon
10/17/25, 16:08No.151421199
10/17/25, 16:08No.151421199so what are the potential upsets for the weekend’s games ?
Ange’s Forest beating an injury ridden Chelsea?
Brighton obliterating Newcastle?
Everton drawing away to City ?
Fulham continuing their run of good games against Arsenal ?
Or the mother of it all - Manure turning up at Anfield and snatching all three points.
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Anon10/17/25, 17:52No.151422062
10/17/25, 17:52No.151422062
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Anon10/17/25, 18:07No.151422217
10/17/25, 18:07No.151422217why do arsenal fans lose their mind when you remind them that they're a team that relies on set pieces as a tactical decision to win games?
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Anon10/17/25, 18:28No.151422464
10/17/25, 18:28No.151422464group stage exit
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Anon10/17/25, 18:31No.151422495
10/17/25, 18:31No.151422495
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Anon10/17/25, 18:53No.151422729
10/17/25, 18:53No.151422729>Former West Ham manager Graham Potter is in talks to become Sweden's next head coach.
w e w
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Anon10/17/25, 20:23No.151423731
10/17/25, 20:23No.151423731Will Starmer step in?
The police have a responsibility to protect ALL football fans.
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Anon10/17/25, 22:05No.151425130
10/17/25, 22:05No.151425130What do you think was said to prompt this reaction?
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Anon10/17/25, 22:24No.151425519
10/17/25, 22:24No.151425519it's past midnight here so that means the premier league is BACK
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Anon10/18/25, 00:06No.151427376
10/18/25, 00:06No.151427376Epl is backkk
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Anon10/18/25, 00:30No.151427925
10/18/25, 00:30No.151427925Top banter if Liverpool actually lose to Man United this week
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Anon10/18/25, 00:47No.151428313
10/18/25, 00:47No.151428313i can't be arsed to wait til 5am, however, I will be letting the general know my opinions of Florian Wirtz's performances shortly.
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Anon10/18/25, 00:53No.151428535
10/18/25, 00:53No.151428535He's not been that impressive, has he?
Pretty sure this isn't want Arnie had in mind when he signed him.
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Anon10/18/25, 01:05No.151428909
10/18/25, 01:05No.151428909oh, by the way, when I said "this" in my previous invective, I meant the aspect of his game where he does not scoring any goals or assisting in the scoring of any goals in the Premier League. That may need some improvement
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Anon10/18/25, 03:48No.151432899
10/18/25, 03:48No.151432899please don't attack ar' wirtz la
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Anon10/18/25, 04:05No.151433151
10/18/25, 04:05No.151433151I stayed up just for 5ab and he's a no show
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Anon10/18/25, 04:08No.151433192
10/18/25, 04:08No.151433192Ze Germans had a generational run of scamming the scousers in the hot summer of '25.
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Anon10/18/25, 04:13No.151433285
10/18/25, 04:13No.151433285The based proper capitalisation and punctuation at 5am on a Saturday poster
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Anon10/18/25, 06:33No.151434647
10/18/25, 06:33No.151434647refrain from schizo posting please, save it for the next inter break.
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Anon
10/18/25, 07:05No.151434897
10/18/25, 07:05No.151434897BOOM HEADSHOT
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Anon10/18/25, 07:39No.151435120
10/18/25, 07:39No.151435120>rangers needing to hire a manager from chinese league
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Anon10/18/25, 08:32No.151435352
10/18/25, 08:32No.151435352https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pEbtjkAb_KI
what's wrong with this bloke?
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Anon10/18/25, 08:49No.151435441
10/18/25, 08:49No.151435441>3 weeks til the international break
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Anon10/18/25, 09:41No.151435706
10/18/25, 09:41No.151435706
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Anon10/18/25, 09:50No.151435748
10/18/25, 09:50No.151435748>Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner revealed last night that club captain Marc Guéhi will leave Selhurst Park at the end of the season. Guehi came close to joining Liverpool in a £35m transfer on deadline day before the deal collapsed at the last minute. He will now leave as a free agent next summer.>Glasner said: “I think Marc has already told us that he doesn’t sign a new contract, so he will leave next year. The club wanted [him to stay]. They offered Marc a new contract. But he said, ‘no, I want to make something different’. And that’s normal. And for us, it’s how we can deal with this situation? [What] is the best way to get this next step done? And that’s all about how we are talking together.”least surprising news ever
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Anon10/18/25, 09:57No.151435790
10/18/25, 09:57No.151435790fookin muscathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NCCzGM_af4
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Anon10/18/25, 09:59No.151435800
10/18/25, 09:59No.151435800forest chelsea soon
and so my wootch begins
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Anon10/18/25, 10:00No.151435810
10/18/25, 10:00No.151435810>Fabio Borini has joined Salford City
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Anon10/18/25, 10:02No.151435818
10/18/25, 10:02No.151435818What you watching before the early kick off
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Anon10/18/25, 10:18No.151435889
10/18/25, 10:18No.151435889>Shitty club football is back
Despise this feel lads. Genuinely abhor it.
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Anon10/18/25, 10:29No.151435944
10/18/25, 10:29No.151435944>Ange back 3
wew lads
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Anon10/18/25, 10:36No.151435982
10/18/25, 10:36No.151435982Was just at a party recently, striking up conversation before eating, asked some of the guys which clubs they supported. First guy said West Ham and said he'd have left leg of the chicken. Second guy said he supported East Ham and said he'd have the right leg. Last guy said he supported Arsenal but mentioned he wasn't hungry at the moment.
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Anon10/18/25, 10:42No.151436044
10/18/25, 10:42No.151436044for me its big ange beating chelsea
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Anon10/18/25, 10:43No.151436047
10/18/25, 10:43No.151436047I'll be happy when Ange is sacked and gone from the league. He's such a miserable person. Every interview he gives is defensive and negative.
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Anon10/18/25, 10:47No.151436068
10/18/25, 10:47No.151436068>man united playing tomorrow
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Anon10/18/25, 11:07No.151436196
10/18/25, 11:07No.151436196Why are >we starting Lavia over Caicedo, the best cdm in the world
Ah yes, start gusto and garnacho
Estevao was class against Liverpool, and Caicedo scored an amazing goal
And they're both on the bench in favour of these fucking fraudsters
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Anon10/18/25, 11:20No.151436246
10/18/25, 11:20No.151436246>Wesley Fofana's exclusion from today's match is not due to injury, it was a decision by Maresca
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Anon10/18/25, 11:23No.151436265
10/18/25, 11:23No.151436265impressive numbers
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Anon10/18/25, 12:39No.151436824
10/18/25, 12:39No.151436824MATE
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Anon
10/18/25, 12:40No.151436830
10/18/25, 12:40No.151436830Morgan Gibbs-White has now failed to score from 16 shots in the Premier League this season.Only Eberechi Eze has attempted more shots (17) without a return.
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Anon10/18/25, 12:40No.151436832
10/18/25, 12:40No.151436832complete collapse against a poor Chelsea
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Anon10/18/25, 12:41No.151436841
10/18/25, 12:41No.151436841welcome to...
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Anon10/18/25, 12:43No.151436857
10/18/25, 12:43No.151436857Still October and we have the title decider already
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Anon10/18/25, 12:43No.151436861
10/18/25, 12:43No.151436861SACKED IN THE MORNING
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Anon10/18/25, 12:46No.151436892
10/18/25, 12:46No.151436892Fat Ange bros.... it's fackin' over
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Anon10/18/25, 13:12No.151437148
10/18/25, 13:12No.151437148
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Anon10/18/25, 13:15No.151437197
10/18/25, 13:15No.151437197Another red for the rentboys. Abysmal discipline from Marseca yet again, 5 red cards in 5 matches.
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Anon
10/18/25, 13:16No.151437203
10/18/25, 13:16No.151437203Yay, there's the red card
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Anon10/18/25, 13:17No.151437225
10/18/25, 13:17No.151437225grim
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Anon10/18/25, 13:23No.151437299
10/18/25, 13:23No.151437299boooo
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Anon10/18/25, 13:25No.151437313
10/18/25, 13:25No.151437313OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN
TO A
FAT FUCKING BASTARD
AND A
SHIT FOOTBALL TEAM
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Anon10/18/25, 13:27No.151437332
10/18/25, 13:27No.151437332>Ange Postecoglou is the first ever Nottingham Forest manager to win none of his first eight games in charge of the club.
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Anon10/18/25, 13:28No.151437344
10/18/25, 13:28No.151437344Nott’m Forest (2.42) 0-3 (1.75) Chelsea
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Anon10/18/25, 13:30No.151437375
10/18/25, 13:30No.151437375>i want to thank god
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Anon10/18/25, 13:34No.151437434
10/18/25, 13:34No.151437434whats their end game here?
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Anon10/18/25, 13:45No.151437522
10/18/25, 13:45No.151437522Ange has been sacked?
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Anon10/18/25, 13:46No.151437526
10/18/25, 13:46No.151437526Ange sacked
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Anon10/18/25, 13:46No.151437531
10/18/25, 13:46No.151437531ANGE SACKED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Anon10/18/25, 13:50No.151437563
10/18/25, 13:50No.151437563Sacked in the afternoon lmao
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Anon10/18/25, 13:51No.151437565
10/18/25, 13:51No.151437565the foreboding was real
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Anon10/18/25, 13:52No.151437581
10/18/25, 13:52No.151437581why would you wait until after the International break
it was a loss to one of the biggest teams and they didnt even play that bad
what a dumby
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Anon10/18/25, 13:55No.151437614
10/18/25, 13:55No.151437614Big Sean Dyche in?
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Anon10/18/25, 13:57No.151437642
10/18/25, 13:57No.151437642>Ange Postecoglou spent just 39 days in charge of Nottingham Forest, the shortest managerial reign of any permanent Premier League manager to leave a club during the season
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Anon10/18/25, 13:58No.151437653
10/18/25, 13:58No.151437653IM GONNA
IM GONNA
WOOOOOTCH
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Anon10/18/25, 14:00No.151437673
10/18/25, 14:00No.151437673It was obviously a shit decision to get rid of Nuno but to replace him with Mate who is both fucking awful and plays a completely different style of football was just insane. Gotta get Dyche in now to salvage the season.The EL is less than worthless now there's no CL dropouts in it, spurs played analrim in the final and a password in the semis.
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Anon10/18/25, 14:01No.151437690
10/18/25, 14:01No.151437690SEAN DYCHE WELCOME TO THE TRICKY TREES
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Anon10/18/25, 14:01No.151437691
10/18/25, 14:01No.151437691Fat Massive “Fat Ange” Angleous “Ange”Postecoglu exposed once and for all as the retarded Aussie fraud we all knew he was. But he said maaaate a lot so it’s ok.
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Anon10/18/25, 14:06No.151437734
10/18/25, 14:06No.151437734i'm going to watch man city vs everton
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Anon10/18/25, 14:06No.151437735
10/18/25, 14:06No.151437735>20 minutes before the official statement from the club or any media reporting
APOLOGISE
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Anon10/18/25, 14:09No.151437759
10/18/25, 14:09No.151437759>Ange Postecoglou sacked as Nottingham Forest manager after 39 days in chargegetting spurs that epl turned his life into that Thanos meme
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Anon10/18/25, 14:11No.151437778
10/18/25, 14:11No.151437778mememouth top of the league as it stands
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Anon10/18/25, 14:13No.151437797
10/18/25, 14:13No.151437797no wonder no one made a gamethread for this everton-city shit
I'm bored
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Anon10/18/25, 14:23No.151437895
10/18/25, 14:23No.151437895guess who scored for burnley against leeds hehe
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Anon10/18/25, 14:26No.151437931
10/18/25, 14:26No.151437931Every time I see Chris Richards from Palace, I think of that pic of Ross from Friends with the afro.
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Anon
10/18/25, 14:40No.151438091
10/18/25, 14:40No.151438091nill-two
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Anon10/18/25, 14:40No.151438094
10/18/25, 14:40No.151438094blimey
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Anon10/18/25, 14:40No.151438098
10/18/25, 14:40No.151438098can /ourguy/ fix forest?
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Anon10/18/25, 14:42No.151438125
10/18/25, 14:42No.151438125Now now GB
It's not our fault
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Anon10/18/25, 14:45No.151438155
10/18/25, 14:45No.151438155>newcastle are yet to score a goal away from home this season
interesting little factoid *pushes back glasses*
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Anon10/18/25, 14:47No.151438181
10/18/25, 14:47No.151438181I see Welbs has once again confirmed his status as THAT PERSON
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Anon10/18/25, 14:48No.151438198
10/18/25, 14:48No.151438198Eddie Meme is a literal retard, sold Anderson who is a great six to hold onto that spastic Joelinton who just runs around like a retard because he’s a failed striker, still doesn’t have a six or a ten, so just plays with two 8s and a failed striker pretending to be a midfielder and wonders why he can’t break teams down or defend properly. Hope they get relegated
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Anon10/18/25, 14:49No.151438207
10/18/25, 14:49No.151438207Mateta aaaa
Petrovic
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Anon10/18/25, 14:56No.151438284
10/18/25, 14:56No.151438284We just not gonna talk about another red card for [redacted]?
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Anon10/18/25, 15:04No.151438376
10/18/25, 15:04No.151438376when i see a team without much support is playing i like to go in their threads and give them a few shitposty pity bumps so they at least get to double digit replies
just the nice sort of bloke i am
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Anon10/18/25, 15:09No.151438440
10/18/25, 15:09No.151438440STOP THE COUNT
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Anon10/18/25, 15:12No.151438478
10/18/25, 15:12No.151438478>151438471
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Anon10/18/25, 15:12No.151438480
10/18/25, 15:12No.151438480apparently generals are no longer safe either
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Anon10/18/25, 15:14No.151438506
10/18/25, 15:14No.151438506Maybe you should take the hint then and fuck off.
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Anon10/18/25, 15:15No.151438508
10/18/25, 15:15No.151438508NO RED CARD
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Anon10/18/25, 15:17No.151438553
10/18/25, 15:17No.151438553>he thinks it's just one person who hates him
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Anon10/18/25, 15:21No.151438603
10/18/25, 15:21No.151438603>city cheating again
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Anon10/18/25, 15:23No.151438625
10/18/25, 15:23No.151438625that bloody ogre
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Anon10/18/25, 15:24No.151438633
10/18/25, 15:24No.151438633ez captain
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Anon10/18/25, 15:28No.151438685
10/18/25, 15:28No.151438685i knew it
draw
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Anon10/18/25, 15:28No.151438691
10/18/25, 15:28No.151438691Iraolabros, we got too cocky...
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Anon10/18/25, 15:29No.151438706
10/18/25, 15:29No.151438706zahabros...mateta is dabbing on us
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Anon10/18/25, 15:32No.151438734
10/18/25, 15:32No.151438734who the hell is this Eli Junior Kroupi and why is he already scoring 2 goals
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Anon10/18/25, 15:33No.151438751
10/18/25, 15:33No.15143875170 minutes in and the Geordie Timewasters have served up utter fucking slop, zero shots on target and flopping around every time they're in the opposition half
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Anon10/18/25, 15:34No.151438763
10/18/25, 15:34No.151438763elanga has had 11 appearances this season and has yet to produce a single goal and assist
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Anon10/18/25, 15:36No.151438787
10/18/25, 15:36No.151438787The Palace vs Bournemouth game has been very fun
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Anon10/18/25, 15:39No.151438832
10/18/25, 15:39No.151438832Woltemessi putting Florian Shartz to shame again
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Anon10/18/25, 15:40No.151438845
10/18/25, 15:40No.151438845roll up that lahm's screenshot
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Anon10/18/25, 15:40No.151438853
10/18/25, 15:40No.151438853why didn't forest give big ange his second season when he will inevitably deliver a trophy?
:/
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Anon10/18/25, 15:41No.151438854
10/18/25, 15:41No.151438854At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
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Anon10/18/25, 15:41No.151438855
10/18/25, 15:41No.151438855WOLTEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD
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Anon10/18/25, 15:42No.151438865
10/18/25, 15:42No.151438865fucking save
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Anon10/18/25, 15:42No.151438873
10/18/25, 15:42No.151438873>replace majority of squad with new players but keep a lot of the lads who got you promoted
>win
When was the last time Sunderland had a competent PL manager? Bruce?
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Anon10/18/25, 15:44No.151438907
10/18/25, 15:44No.151438907Mate I always win in my second seasonbros....
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Anon10/18/25, 15:46No.151438938
10/18/25, 15:46No.151438938GB meltdown imminent
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Anon10/18/25, 15:47No.151438942
10/18/25, 15:47No.151438942DAT GUY
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Anon10/18/25, 15:47No.151438945
10/18/25, 15:47No.151438945
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Anon10/18/25, 15:47No.151438946
10/18/25, 15:47No.151438946Woltemade needs to find a better team
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Anon10/18/25, 15:47No.151438955
10/18/25, 15:47No.151438955>wear disgusting saudi kits
>lose
kek
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Anon10/18/25, 15:48No.151438968
10/18/25, 15:48No.151438968glasnerbros....
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Anon10/18/25, 15:48No.151438977
10/18/25, 15:48No.151438977>1st attempt on target in the second half
>third goal
kek
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Anon10/18/25, 15:48No.151438980
10/18/25, 15:48No.151438980wtf would haaland have to wear to not get noticed in public
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Anon10/18/25, 15:49No.151438984
10/18/25, 15:49No.151438984CHERRIES BTID
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Anon10/18/25, 15:49No.151438990
10/18/25, 15:49No.151438990I want to deck welbeck
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Anon10/18/25, 15:49No.151438995
10/18/25, 15:49No.151438995THAT. PERSON. WELBS.
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Anon10/18/25, 15:51No.151439019
10/18/25, 15:51No.151439019well well well
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Anon10/18/25, 15:54No.151439069
10/18/25, 15:54No.151439069My Sundies!
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Anon10/18/25, 15:56No.151439090
10/18/25, 15:56No.151439090BENULDIIIIIII
only /mug/nited can top this
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Anon10/18/25, 15:57No.151439108
10/18/25, 15:57No.151439108ahahhahahahahahaha
mateeeeta
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Anon10/18/25, 15:57No.151439112
10/18/25, 15:57No.151439112I wonder what Eddie Howe thinks of Bournemouth doing better than ever after him.
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Anon10/18/25, 15:59No.151439150
10/18/25, 15:59No.151439150No fucking way
How has he missed that
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Anon10/18/25, 15:59No.151439151
10/18/25, 15:59No.151439151hahahahaa
wtf
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Anon10/18/25, 15:59No.151439172
10/18/25, 15:59No.1514391724-3 comeback would have been mental
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Anon10/18/25, 16:00No.151439177
10/18/25, 16:00No.151439177>kwabteta
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Anon10/18/25, 16:00No.151439186
10/18/25, 16:00No.151439186mateta is crying
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Anon10/18/25, 16:01No.151439191
10/18/25, 16:01No.151439191to whomst do they pray
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Anon10/18/25, 16:02No.151439211
10/18/25, 16:02No.151439211despite the best efforts of Newcastle Nick, they were unable to beat Brighton today. he is already dreaming of a move to a big six club
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Anon10/18/25, 16:03No.151439228
10/18/25, 16:03No.151439228Wow what a fucking game. Customers were watching an absolute slopfest in City-Everton while mid table chads got an absolute treat
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Anon10/18/25, 16:06No.151439275
10/18/25, 16:06No.151439275Fuck Woltemade
Fuck northerners
Fuck Eddie Howe
Fuck Saudi
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Anon10/18/25, 16:08No.151439326
10/18/25, 16:08No.151439326Crystal Palace (4.51) 3-3 (2.25) Bournemouth
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Anon10/18/25, 16:08No.151439337
10/18/25, 16:08No.151439337kino
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Anon10/18/25, 16:09No.151439346
10/18/25, 16:09No.151439346>Nobody noticed City going top
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Anon10/18/25, 16:19No.151439536
10/18/25, 16:19No.151439536plucky little City going unmentioned all the time exactly like their dodgy spending mates CHELSEA FC
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Anon10/18/25, 16:20No.151439552
10/18/25, 16:20No.151439552
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Anon10/18/25, 16:20No.151439554
10/18/25, 16:20No.151439554Beat wolves
Scum got beat
Good week!
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Anon10/18/25, 16:25No.151439652
10/18/25, 16:25No.151439652Hi guys I'm from the future
Roberto Mancini out
Gianfranco Zola in
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Anon10/18/25, 16:32No.151439794
10/18/25, 16:32No.151439794Ghana's front line would be Doku, Semenyo and Kudus if they all played for their homeland nation. That is insane.
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Anon10/18/25, 16:33No.151439798
10/18/25, 16:33No.151439798Where does Ange go now, Rangers?
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Anon10/18/25, 16:46No.151440072
10/18/25, 16:46No.151440072you now remember poois smelly
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Anon10/18/25, 16:50No.151440185
10/18/25, 16:50No.151440185NOOOOO IBP LEAVE ME ALONE IM SEEING GHOSTS
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Anon10/18/25, 16:55No.151440344
10/18/25, 16:55No.151440344Literally only comes here to post about it his “hilarious” made up characters.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:05No.151440703
10/18/25, 17:05No.151440703shan't be fighting this battle in a thread that is clearly winding down
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Anon10/18/25, 17:16No.151441194
10/18/25, 17:16No.151441194>Pitch invaders wearing hoodies with the message “Gary Neville is a traitor” printed on them ran onto the pitch during the League Two match between Salford City and Oldham Athletic and tried to plant a St George’s flag in the centre circle.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:27No.151441551
10/18/25, 17:27No.151441551Imagine being a WEF globalist type trying to run the world and going to your secret James Bond hideout in the Alps, and the butler there is like, sir, allow me to introduce you to... Gary NevilleYou'd just question your whole reality. If Gary Neville can get in the front door, then what the fuck is going on
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Anon10/18/25, 17:38No.151441912
10/18/25, 17:38No.151441912Which region in England does the name 'Jihad' originate from?
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Anon10/18/25, 17:38No.151441931
10/18/25, 17:38No.151441931love newcastle vs sunderland banter
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Anon10/18/25, 17:43No.151442088
10/18/25, 17:43No.151442088
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Anon10/18/25, 17:52No.151442367
10/18/25, 17:52No.151442367Corner FC have done it again
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Anon
10/18/25, 17:56No.151442556
10/18/25, 17:56No.151442556fans are constantly banned from stadium because of their past behaviour, why is this band any different?
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Anon10/18/25, 18:05No.151442813
10/18/25, 18:05No.151442813>Eddie Howe had admitted he is concerned about Newcastle United's over-reliance on Nick Woltemade.
>Asked about the reliance on Woltemade, Howe said: "Yeah, that would be a concern for us. We can't rely on any one individual. I think we've always historically been a team that scored a lot of goals. We've had goals from different areas. We've never been reliant on any one player."
Put a decent defender on him and Newcastle will lose
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Anon10/18/25, 18:12No.151443001
10/18/25, 18:12No.151443001Welbeck is definitely an outside shout for striker depth at the World Cup
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Anon10/18/25, 18:16No.151443121
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