british thread

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Anon09/27/26, 08:23No.35451298

I wish I had access to a greggs here in the Netherlands

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Anon09/27/26, 09:14No.35451390

Oi you got a loicense for this thread, chap?

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Anon09/27/26, 11:34No.35451611

>ASL 29 M North West >Looking for Chat/meetup if you have similar interests. Music I like: https://rateyourmusic.com/~unsunsunsuns I party every month or so, I like anything close to techno. I am into programming, interested in learning how interpreters and Linux work lately. I started working as a webshitter a few years ago and now I wanna understand it all. I like smelly old TV like X-Files and The People vs Jerry Sadowitz. >Not looking for Anyone who is under 25, clingy, an actual edgelord, a gooner, or at least a 50% mess. >Contact Discord: unsunsunsunsunsunsunsuns

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Anon09/27/26, 11:55No.35451657

Anyone in the Lincolnshire area knows a young little slut called Joyce hmuKik- JimJamSham TeleGuard - RLJCQTGVF

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Anon09/27/26, 20:28No.35452830

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality Male, Late 30's, straight>Location Southwest UK, near Bristol>About me Enjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.>Looking for: Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice. High bodycounts prefered.>Not looking for Non-Biological Women Those overseas.>Contact Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400 Email - [email protected]

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Anon09/28/26, 06:34No.35454405

>ASL 29/M/ Greater Manchester >Looking for Friends primarily , especially those interested in live music, and possibly dating (heterosexual) if theres a connection >Not looking for Super high maintenance relationships as I work hospitality so variable hours and availability, I can usually at least shoot a text back but I am not always available for calls and meets. Also not looking for gay dating opportunities >Contact [email protected] want to try emails as first contact, it encourages long form content to begin with. Will move to personal discord/WhatsApp etc if we vibe and I trust you

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Anon09/28/26, 14:39No.35455341

>ASL 41 M Essex>About 6ft, burly, bearded and rugged bear of a man. BWC. Easygoing, laidback nerd into vidya, movies, comics and long conversations about pretty much anything.>Looking For I have a thing for lonely, clingy and needy women who don’t have a lot going for them in life with no social circle. Needy little things who crave the guidance and attention of an older man.>Not Looking For Men, couples, trans, sellers, sugar arrangements or boring people.D'cord & T'gram: alexb011

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Anon09/28/26, 14:47No.35455379

>ASL 21. Boytoy Waifu>Sexuality Femboy (Dom) Switch>About you/toxic traits I'll make you gay as fuck>What you're looking for I'm looking for Sugardaddies and those that have always wanted a little femboy secret in their life. I'm looking for married men, or young & older people alike. I have a thing for people cheating on their partners & picking me over them, especially full time straight men. I love obedience & expect daily worship. What happens between us stays between us. I'm interested in doing stuff online & IRL meetups. I love to travel and I've found that it's a good way to do so.I also enjoy teasing simps & dominating your sex life, it gets me hard knowing you're worshipping my ass & genuinely devoted. I have a footfetish and I'm always looking for more foot slaves :3>What you're NOT looking for Sad, lonely, rambling in-celibate men who expect something for nothing. Idiots who message me pretending they don't know what I am and haven't read this or "were not expecting this and that". Or weird larpers who insist they're going to meet up with me in real life upon immediately messaging me. I will block you if you annoy me.>Discord/contact Discord: itsyaboijess Telegram: itsyaboijessi like 9 inch sausagerolls ;3

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Anon09/29/26, 18:04No.35459188

>ASL 35m near Reading>About You Total weirdo, happy go lucky, jokey, quite nerdy.I'm more of a darker-minded person, so I'll say fucked up things for a joke, not always or relentlessly but I want to be able to say retard with you and have an inappropriate sense of humour.That being said I'm not an incel chud. For example I have a job, I like people and talking with them, and I'd like a nice person to connect with.I'm not particularly pulled one way or the other politically, I find both sides highly retarded in different ways so I enjoy hating on them equally.I'm a big film enjoyer: wild at heart, fight club (I know, but it is good), children of men, In Bruges, four lions, under the skin, ghost in the shell, Akira, anything by Satoshi Kon, most things with Jackie Chan before Rush Hour 2, and any slop really.Good stand ups like Louis CK, Patrice O'Neal, Doug Stanhope, Shane Gillis, Stewart Lee. I find a lot of stand up awful now. Dudes riffing is usually funnier, like cumtown. Or Norm MacDonald's podcast.Love music: aphex twin, tool, death grips, Biggie, 2000s Nu metal, and pretty much everything except modern pop-slop, it makes me want to reverse Harikiri.Gaming, D&D, gooning, reading, writing, dog walks. You know, people things>Looking For I'm open to all kinds of people. I'm just hoping to make a half-decent connection with someone. If you think you could vibe with me then you probably will.>Not Looking For There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch (nah, Dutch people are fine)>Contact Discord: motokospike Snap: fat9-11

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Anon09/30/26, 02:22No.35460409

>ASL A: 30 S: M L: South Wales>intro / about meFucking nerd. Pretty laid back, definitely a sprinkle of the 'tism, glasses, brown hair, green eyes. I read a lot, play video games and work out, go to work, come back, go to work, come back. Have a weird mix of conservative and liberal views. I play D&D, as DM most of the time due to a lack of them (everyone wants to play, nobody wants to DM) Anything else you can figure out along the way>Into / LF I'm looking for: Companionship, Someone easy going but still willing to put the effort in. Brits or Euro's. Someone to encourage to work on themselves, and have them encourage me too. >Not into / Not LF I'm not looking for: Men (I have enough male friends) >Contact info tag: panchothe2ndpic is a pretty job I went to

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Anon10/02/26, 02:14No.35466456

>ASL 19m, north east >Looking for I like dressing fem and would love to have a sex partner who is into that, who tells me what kinds of looks they want etc. We could meet and fuck and more than that if that's what you want. >Not looking for I don't mind if you just want a friend etc. My main condition is that you're close enough we could actually meet. >Contact Yonyonsonwisconsin on tg

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Anon10/02/26, 05:57No.35467027

21 SissyFemboy uk.Seeking 30+ owner that is very serious about finding long term realtionship that plays some of the same video games as me : ) I need a daddy for life guidience using many techniques to make me a better girlAbout me: im paige im 6ft0 dark medium hair growing it more again. White. Average body type. I get told nice legs and bum. I am pretty sure im depressed. I am a looser and failure in life. I dont like my life or the skin im in.i hate my parents yet cant escape. Im hoping ti find a purpose in life an identity and that would be serving you.Video games: overwatch, league, cs2, valorant, rocket league, runescape, I also have game pass for things like the f1 game and for fun coop games we could play together. Also open to any free to play xLooking for: a man 30+ very dominant controlling femboy enjoyer. Must play 1 or 2 games in common. Genuinly committed to find your long term perhaps forever person like me. Prefered experience. Looking for some TPE as well with bathroom control, outfit approvals, food approvals, who I can talk to., what game I play, bed time and when I wake and other things like that.. I need someone to help improve my life. Perhaps using things like blackmail to help me.say clean my room or go a walk or somthing like that. Theres probably more here im just forgettingNot looking for: vanilla inexperienced men. To tame to put me in my place. Someone who doesnt enjoy a large veriaty of kinks. People that only want to talk for 1 day or be friends.Kinks and things id enjoy to be a key part of ownership. Tpe as mentioned. Blackmail as mentioned. Humiliation online. exposure online. Traffic light system early to get to know eachother easier. Pain and cbt, sensory dep, breathplay and some things ive wanted to try but never have like info hazards assume punishments.. And many more things id love to try xPlease send me your introduction as your first message please be as detailed as possibleDiscord kittenkisses15

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Anon10/02/26, 13:32No.35467791

We are a long distance couple that meet up a handful of times a year to cross things off our sexual bucket list. Neither of us have done a MMF threesome before so it's next on the list.Being near Glasgow or Birmingham would be ideal, logistics wise.No gay stuff. Purely doubleteaming a slut. Drop a disposable email if you're into it and we'll go from there.

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Anon10/02/26, 13:34No.35467798

>asl 43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter) >Description Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent. >Looking for Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness. >Not looking for If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save us both our time. >Interests and Hobbies All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.>Contact Discord: david_ononymous Snapchat: NewPoorDecision Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

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Anon10/03/26, 07:09No.35470204

25 M Secondary teacher tired after a long week with teens. Looking to wind down by chatting with any F. Disc: mr._anon TG: LXR3PZ4H3

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Anon10/04/26, 14:49No.35474048

havent been on this dump in ages and somehow its even more full of degenerates than i rememberf/20s/london>about reformer at 7, superday at 9(ish), rave by midnight, breakfast at smithfield.. between rounds at plumtree? court i'm on the thames foreshore with a mudlarking permit pulling out clay pipes and the odd tudor pin :s got a ham radio licence and mostly listen to fishermen arguing about the weather. i can date a london brick by looking at it and nobody has ever asked ^_^ gerald my raspberry pi has been dying since march..looking for: your most niche hobby. the more obscure the betterinb4 tits: i said nichethrowaway disc: pinmoney.

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Anon10/04/26, 16:31No.35474313

Sharing my ex. You can come from any angle you want like worshipping, degrading, insulting, praising etc>Bonus points for long-term chats and people that love non-nude pics too. Please actually have a conversation and don't ask for more, I'll already be sending.If you want you can also do things like saving all her pics, showing me that you're sharing her with others, daily gooning to her, trading pics of her back and forth with me when we goon to her even if they are repeats etc. We can also come up with new ideas of what else we can do!Teleguard: 3Q9S9GDV7

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Anon10/05/26, 19:24No.35477996

[email protected] Looking for someone like this to be in a relationship with. I know I'm looking for a unicorn and I'm willing to compromise on the smaller things like being a year or two older but I'm only interested in a very specific type of man and would appreciate only mailing if you fit the bill or come very close to it.

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Anon10/06/26, 17:13No.35480880

>Asl 28/m/southwestern ireland then east sussex >about you tall(6'2" or 188cm), and I'd say handsome looking redhead. I'm into aviation, reading, anime, japanese lit, classic sci-fi, classical music cooking, wine and brewing. Also I am Anglo-American, I know that's bound to throw some Irish folks off. >What you are looking for other people to chill with in Ireland. I'm here for a photography course. Maybe looking for someone to share a drink with. Always looking for other gingers... allegedly this is the land of our people. Also anyone from southern England(East Sussex) since I'm will be back there soon. >What you are not looking for crazy schizophrenics, drug addicts, people who are too young, friend collectors and people who share none of my interests at all. >Contact sigkircheis

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Anon10/06/26, 22:09No.35481573

>asl 19 troon(s) greater manchester >hobbies into graffiti, old cod games, photography, cooking, milsurp, retro computers and cameras, hockey, raves, and guns >looking for anyone in the north of england to go drinking with >not looking for normgoids, retards, SEX OR RAPE >discord autogynephilicdeer

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Anon10/07/26, 08:05No.35482773

>ASL 25 F Nw >Looking for Bffs in the north west to meet in person [eventually]. I plan to visit heritage sites, lately I’ve been to some pretty neat castles. I’d like leave my home more often and would like company doing so. I have autism & anxiety, I’m looking for open minded & patient individuals. I am shy and quiet but open up when I’m comfortable. >Not looking for I do not drink, smoke or do drugs, it’s unlikely we’ll get along if you do. Relationships /anything adjacent to, I want platonic friendships only. Men who only add when they see f need not apply. >Contact ginsengstrip2026

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Anon10/08/26, 06:29No.35485247

>ASL 28 M EssexI had wrist surgery yesterday and can't do much more than sit around and chat to people. Come keep me company!Outdoorsy, like reading and board games. I'm a history and art nerdDisc sisyphus.exe

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Anon10/08/26, 08:21No.35485448

22/f/NewcastleDiscord: Brooke17611

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Anon10/08/26, 14:59No.35486094

33 M UK - GloucesterJust looking for the sloppiest of head desuTelegram: ixxy93

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Anon10/08/26, 17:39No.35486412

21 f uk Discord: Caits11233

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Anon10/08/26, 18:18No.35486488

38/mLive in NW but all over the UK and Ireland regularly with work.>looking forPeople to chat to while I’m on the road, maybe a femanon to meet up with at my hotel and let me eat her pussy and ass all night.>not looking forNothing springs to mind. Add me and if it’s not my cup of tea, I’ll tell you directly.Kik: SpecialFrizbee

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Anon10/09/26, 19:53No.35488785

>ASL 24 m north west >about me pretty miserable and depressed. in my final year of uni, not sure where im going with my life. i like writing and listening to music like weezer, morrissey, phil collins. working in uni just for a degree. i can be funny. right wing but it isnt my whole personality. >Looking for i have 1 irl friend and i wanna find people irl to spend time with before uni ends. but vc is fine. >Not looking for people who must text for ages first before vcing and then dissapear without vcing. people are completely different in text vs vc and it is retarded to evaluate people over text. gay / bi men - please please please do not add me. if i get a whiff you are gay i will swiftly block. >Contact j3d3a

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Anon10/10/26, 12:09No.35490222

>ASL >Location NW England >Looking for Unrealistically cute, petite gamer girl that's in the North West who also likes getting a good spanking then going for a drive or a run and laughing about it. >Not looking for Guys really. >Contact Ask for it, no one ever messages if I put my contact anyway

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Anon10/10/26, 17:13No.35490600

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality Male, Late 30's, straight>Location Southwest UK, near Bristol>About me Enjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.>Looking for: Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice. High bodycounts prefered.>Not looking for Non-Biological Women Those overseas.>Contact: Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400 Email - [email protected]

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Anon10/11/26, 14:10No.35492645

looking for more brits to join our discord18+ gaming and social server with active vc, people playing all sorts of games, streaming films and anime, or just hanging out.mostly PC gaming, anything from hunt, cs2 and dota to stellaris, total war, wow and l4d2.everyone welcome, just looking for more UK peoplehttps://discord.gg/hDmH46tFWK

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Anon10/12/26, 01:26No.35493813

29 m Bristol Thinking of finding a bro to regularly goon with and generally milk each other stupid lol. Not too experienced with guys so would love to find a guy who I can get on with and who’s up for spending time watching porn and practising some sloppy head on each otherTG: X3AXBZJPW

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Anon10/12/26, 01:36No.35493826

I've made a group on telegram to DEGRADE and dirty chat about my hot slutty 22yo british chav NIECE while i show u all pics of her, and yes, i have plenty of NUDES. Goon for this slag with me here:https://t.me/+jeovEm4QB4Q0ZmU0

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Anon10/12/26, 13:59No.35494959

>asl 22/m/thames valley >about i am a curious and independent person, pretty easygoing and down to earth. i enjoy learning new things, exploring new places and spending time in nature and with animals. i am currently studying computer science and spend alot of my free time exercising, outdoors, gaming or planning my next trip. i enjoy joking around and having both lighthearted and more indepth conversations. i like getting into random topics and learning about new things. i also appreciate people who are curious and can bounce ideas off each other. >interests lifting, cycling, martial arts, travelling and foreign cultures, nature and animals, gardening, photography, history, geography and geopolitics. also into video games (like rpgs, marvel rivals and pokemon), reading, tv/movies and computers. >looking for kind, cool friends around my age who share some interests, can hold a conversation and genuinely want a lasting friendship. would be nice to potentially meet up and hang out someday too! would really appreciate a proper introduction and where you added me from (if you add me and just say hi hru im gonna assume youre a bot or scammer and unadd) >not looking for anyone who uses or has used this board for nsfw reasons, people who put no effort into conversations/low curiosity, friend collectors, people who havent read or forgot my post, or are constantly negative. >tag candorous

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Anon10/12/26, 14:35No.35495019

>ASL 20s, troon, take a wild guess>Location why does this appear twice>Looking for someone in his like, 30s or older, a few inches taller than me (i'm 5'8), politically aligned (i'm very right wing), stoic, will listen to me and take care of me, masculine. basically not a manchild or a drug addict at minimum>Not looking for communists or younger men>About me i'm sad and lonely and i want to be loved. apparently i'm cute but too crazy to be tolerated. i wish i could just be held>Contact my discord is justwhateveratp

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Anon10/12/26, 18:44No.35495399

>ASL 28, M, Staffordshire >Location ... See above >Interests Airsoft, cooking, gaming... the usual stuff really >Looking for People to text well I'm wage slaving, those into airsoft, down to earth peeps, anyone who can help me with tor, possible drinking buddy... just want friends really >Not Looking For Gooners. Literally just that, no I don't want to trade porn, no I don't want to jerk off on cam with youngl guys idk what to put about myself, I don't talk to people much. Only got like 2 friends lmao>Contact Discord: burntout2much

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Anon10/13/26, 05:53No.35496593

-28 M Bi -Leicester -Smoking, Games, deviant behaviour -Bi experiences Slim, long hair Tele @TrophyCoconutHookups Entertainment

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Anon10/13/26, 18:12No.35497713

Why is the UK so gay anons?

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Anon10/13/26, 22:44No.35498192

>ASL 31/m/Northants >Looking for Chances of me finding a girl here are slim but ye, gamers I guess, WOW, League (Eune),POE 1 and 3, some friends slops. Ive spend most of my time doom scrolling or working nights so kinda bored. Im Also Polish so there is that.I am 5'4, chubby guy, around 103kg in, slowly but surerly losing weight (was 110 few months ago) I like post apo stuff, urbanexploring was fun, >Not looking for Gays, Men >Contact asleepen (discord)

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Anon10/14/26, 12:42No.35499335

Sharing pics of my ex for you to use as your cumdump.You can save and share her pics if you want. If you do, show me>Teleguard: 3Q9S9GDV7

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Anon10/14/26, 16:47No.35499693

>asl 44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter) >Description Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent. >Looking for Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness. >Not looking for If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save us both our time. >Interests and Hobbies All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.>Contact Discord: david_ononymous Snapchat: NewPoorDecision Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

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Anon10/15/26, 19:07No.35502376

>ASL 31 / M / North West>About Chunky puppy owner and wannabe gardener. Would be nice to have someone to chat to regularly about whatever. I work from home full time so I'm always available during normal UK hours. I'm into running, making game mods, gardening>Looking For New friends of any gender. Would be cool to meet up if you're nearby but obviously would need to work around the dawg.>Not Looking For Sellers, pol residents, nigel fans>Tag discord: mibble.gibble

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Anon10/17/26, 14:50No.35506905

28 m South Wales Friends to chat to, idm horny but I'd rather chat about random stuff we think of or enjoyI play games but mostly to chill and not get annoyed at. Been playing No Mans Sky, ultrakill, sins of a solar empire and command and conquer. I love electronic music, if you have any acid house recommendations I'd love to hear them! I've been trying to make some myself recently but I rarely have the time or effort.Not looking for Sellers, homophobes and racistsDiscord Ike2703

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Anon10/19/26, 10:34No.35511565

>asl 30/M/Bristol >about me I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people >interests Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating >looking for Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks. >not looking for People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic, or expect instant replies at all hours of the day. >tag Captain0ppai

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Anon10/19/26, 10:39No.35511576

44/m/LiverpoolBeen edging all weekend, who can help finish me off?Kik - kevess

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Anon10/19/26, 11:11No.35511629

>ASL / description 20/M/Nothern ireland I work full time in construction and i am a stoner who smokes a lot and drinks a lot too. In my free time I like to watch lolcow content (mainly DSP) and listen to Music. I enjoy lot of different music but mainly Metal and Rock >Looking for Someone fun to talk to and possibly vc. I dont play much online vidya but I play DBD. I dont really talk to many people so just looking for a good friend with similar interests. >Not looking for I'm open to talk to anyone >tag/username Disc: esh.bosh88

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Anon10/19/26, 14:41No.35511926

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality Male, Late 30's, straight>Location Southwest UK, near Bristol>About me Enjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.>Looking for: Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice. High bodycounts prefered.>Not looking for Non-Biological Women Those overseas.>Contact: Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400 Email - [email protected]

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Anon10/19/26, 15:33No.35512015

35M Bi. Looking for older man to be my Daddy.I'm looking for a purely sexual relationship, IRL. With all the kinkiness attached.I don't care if you're already in a relationship ship. If you're unsatisfied then reach out, we just might get click!Come and say hi!London/Kent area xTeleguard:VY6EFALPG

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Anon10/20/26, 07:34No.35514047

25 M Teacher finally on half-term break. Looking to wind down by chatting with any F. TG: LXR3PZ4H3 Discord: mr._anon

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Anon10/20/26, 15:53No.35514867

>ASL: 28-M-Hampshire >About me: Short, chubby/fat, short hair, switch, pansexual, horny as hell most of the time. >Interests Movies, TV, some gaming, D&D, Warhammer 40K, writing, generative AI, >Looking for: Someone I can: - Share/trade porn with on a completely irregular basis (I travel a lot so barely get a chance to sit down) - Discuss my bi GF and how I want her to be fucked by other men and women. *I ain't sharing images of her.* - Not have to stress about the state of the world with. - Maybe meet up with while I'm stuck in the south. >Into: Damn near everything 18+. Test me. All genders welcome. >Not into Scat/Piss, Findom, VC. >Disc: throwawago

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Anon10/20/26, 16:03No.35514887

>ASL 22 M Midlands>About me Engineering student, love books + music. I like to think I am pretty interesting, and can maintain a conversation about damn near anything, but you'll have to put that to the test.>Looking for Fun conversation with interesting women that has the potential to turn into more. Age + location are irrelevant>Disc: either.or.

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Anon10/20/26, 16:23No.35514926

early 20s f london bored as heck im black disc: u01794

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Anon10/20/26, 17:54No.35515096

>asl 44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter) >Description Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent. >Looking for Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness. >Not looking for If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save us both our time. >Interests and Hobbies All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.>Contact Discord: david_ononymous Snapchat: NewPoorDecision Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

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Anon10/20/26, 17:57No.35515105

>ASL 25/M/EU >About me Tall (6ft+), dark (hair and eyes) and Caucasian. Darker aesthetic (clothes), fashionable. I live alone, independent thanks to my job. Personality-wise I’m extroverted but avoidant in some cases. I’m selective about who I actually let close. Been burned before, but when I click with someone I open up more. Interests Gaming, nature hikes, exploring cities, socialisation. I like the balance of staying in and chilling or going out and doing things. >Looking for A girl, ideally (guys adding me are usually weird gay ones), who is interested in something serious. Loyal, emotionally present, and genuine is all I ask for. Open to long distance if there’s real intent to meet eventually. I date with the idea of building something stable and long-term, so hookups aren't really something I want at this point. >Not looking for Drama, people who make their mental health their whole personality, heavy baggage that dominates everything, or girls who just want attention/validation without putting in effort. It's weird. I want a calm, happy, secure life with the right person. Someone I can build with, feel safe with, and actually enjoy the simple days alongside the exciting ones. If any of this sounds fun to you, my Discord is vrykolakaic. Thanks for not being weird. If you're the guy above, try not to use my account to catfish people again. Thanks!

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Anon10/21/26, 01:10No.35516099

>ASL 22 M Manchester/North West>looking for a gf or at least some insane bpd girl who will go on a few practice dates/get fucked up with me in town>about me i like making music, going to shows and everything artsy even though ive been told i dont seem like that type pretty outgoing, listening to people waffle about their lives is fun retarded enough to look for a girl on here but at least i can actually hold a conversation unlike half the people that post here idk just add me and ask me anything idc>Not looking for sexfreaks, trannys, men, the obese, rapists, ekittensdisc: ihatemusic_

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Anon10/22/26, 05:49No.35517002

>ASL 28 M UK East Midlands Leicester >About BI Curious hippie with an aim to please had plenty of online experiences but would love to graduate to something real > Looking for Some guy looking to chill, smoke weed, play some games and maybe get your dick sucked and anything else you might have in mind or just chat and share if you're boring > Not looking for Time wasters, nervous or uncertain people > Contact Tele @TrophyCoconut

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Anon10/22/26, 11:49No.35517488

Striaght M 38. Looking for hotel meet in Nottingham to be made to crossdress and suck. Never met before but can't stop craving this.Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB Kik is TriggeredCDchloe

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Anon10/24/26, 18:31No.35523287

>ASL 24 M North East (Newcastle area)>About Me Just moved up to the area but not completely new to it. I enjoy cooking, reading fiction, psychedelics and most forms of electronic music. I also have a film camera I neglect for months at a time. Occasional drinker/smoker, 6'2 white british, not attracted to men but open to mates.>Looking for Friends or whatever from the nearby area, I'd enjoy playing games, watching whatever, pool down the pub, raving, random explorations or even just fun chats. I'm down to try new things also so lmk.>Not looking for People over 40, sellers, hateful individuals, anyone against recreational drug consumption>Contact Disc: phenethylamines

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Anon10/24/26, 19:19No.35523385

30/trans woman/south east >About me recently moved back to the country and looking to make friends/date/fuck/whatevs. Interests include reading, especially classics, going to museums/galleries, and ive recently been teaching myself to sew and draw >Looking for Anyone rly, I'm bi and open to anything tho you need to be dominant if looking for something sexual/dating. Bonus points if ur a trans guy because i'd love to give st4t a gomsg me on discord @ morganspaces and let me know what ur about

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Anon10/24/26, 23:29No.35523820

do you like hot troons?are you a hot troon?do you like based memes?(we also have a role specifically for brits)just for you, mate~https://discord.gg/JeW9GkQcsb

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Anon10/25/26, 11:43No.35525174

25 M Teacher, half term break ending soon. Looking to end my break chatting with F. Down for anything. Do not add if M Teleguard:LXR3PZ4H3 Discord: mr._anon

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Anon10/25/26, 16:40No.35525753

>ASL30, F, North-West>about mestaunch nationalist always looking to make friends with likeminded people>looking forsee above>not looking fornon-Whitesdisc - Keese5384

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Anon10/25/26, 16:44No.35525758

How's everyone doing in this storm? I'm all cosy in my room drinking tea

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Anon10/25/26, 18:52No.35525977

>ASL 18F NW>About I love films, writing and any other creative hobby that will eat up my free time! And I obsess over anything historical or a bit morbid. Generally I have the same tastes as an old man, so if that’s in any way appealing..>Looking for Had a brief stint with dating apps where I was met with a lot of shallow and weird people, so returning here with the hopes of finding better! Though I’m not necessarily looking for a partner, more just hoping to at the least make some friends. Idk if we have similar interests or you have something interesting to say, drop me a message!>Not looking for Your dick, men *much* older than me (sorry) or generally hateful/entitled peopledisc: allthedonutsintheworld

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Anon10/29/26, 11:15No.35536515

>ASL 24 uk m >About You i am a sensitive young man. i write and drink rarely. talk to a friend irl and vc with buds online. i like music like radiohead, weezer, britpop, all kinds. i like goodnight punpun and doodling, going on walks. im writing a few books and made some films in the past. i spent 16 months living in ukraine during the war. >Looking For friends to vc with, i love to vc, texting is gay 90% of the time. i dont care where you are as long as you can vc around the same time i can (evening GMT time) >Not Looking For trannies, gay men, people who insist on getting to know each other via text instead of a vc, dry ghosters >Contact j3d3a

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Anon10/30/26, 18:00No.35540124

Active UK discord , we got fun shitposting we got people who meet up, always bumping chat and lewd channels if youre into that. Join nowhttps://discord.gg/kZmJ2cb8Gr

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Anon10/30/26, 18:52No.35540208

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality Male, Late 30's, straight>Location Southwest UK, near Bristol>About me Enjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.>Looking for: Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice. High bodycounts prefered.>Not looking for - Non-Biological Women Those overseas.>Contact: Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400 Email - [email protected]

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Anon10/31/26, 01:11No.35540998

>A/S/L 33/M/Norf East >ABOUT Ugly, fat, short, misanthropic, loser NEET, with issues such as social anxiety, probably autistic etc. On the plus side I am very loyal, a good listener and patient. >INTERESTS Old anime, movies (big fan of horror), tv, youtube, documentaries, history, youtube, schizo conspiracies. Love nature and animals, would love to go outside more if I find the right person. >LOOKING FOR A woman looking to build a connection and hopefully find a lifelong partner. Ideally someone with issues like myself, if you have the patience for me, I will have endless patience for you. >NOT LOOKING FOR Men, lgbt-leftists, ghosters, underaged >CONTACT INFO Disc: sisyphus7253

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