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Anonymous06/23/26, 06:37No.35156599Brit / UK thread

Happenings in the Isles for enemies, lovers, and everything in between === 3UAD4FV2R

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Anon06/23/26, 09:39No.35156869

I am a 70-year-old man and I find myself attracted to girls who are significantly younger than me, both physically and mentally. The age difference is something I find quite appealing.I would very be interested in having a conversation with you. It does not need to be anything sexual. I would be just as happy simply talking and learning about your life and interests.I tend to prefer something longer-term rather than one-off exchanges, although I am open to either depending on how things develop.If you are interested in the same kind of connection, or simply curious to get to know me, you can reach me on Teleguard.7M5YH4KYB

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Anon06/23/26, 12:01No.35157096

>ASL 30m UK >About 6'1, long brown hair, tattoos, full beard, glasses, stable job >hobbies/interests: motorcycles, gaming, metal, kickboxing, calisthenics, chess, hiking, stand up comedy >sexual interests sadist, into some pretty rough stuff, pain, abuse, cnc, ddlg, degradation/humiliation, public, remote controlled toys... the list goes on >looking for a goth/alt submissive girl that likes pain, isn't fat (or is willing to lose weight), likes being babied >not looking for fatsos, men, anyone older than 25, anyone who wants kids >disc beermonkey_271pic related it's my hand

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Anon06/23/26, 12:21No.35157126

>asl 24/F/uk >about I do not do much at all ! I am very chill most of the time I want to go outside more and it’s very hard I want to touch my bare toes on the grass with someone that would be very cool I am retarded neet all I do is play vidya and stuff not very good I have been trying to lose weight for a while speaking to me is an investment purr nah I just want friend anyway it would be cool to chat and speak I will speak about interests once u add me n we can be cool together >looking for Some nice chill homies to speak to and frolic with >not looking for Don’t care Aslong as you’re not 2 mental loco crazy bananas >disc bebebomber

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Anon06/24/26, 10:51No.35159704

>A/S/L 27/Male/Staffordshire >About me 6ft2, 125kg, white, short beard, autistic, glasses. Really into early 2000s/2010s nostalgia, work full time but text during, Don't have many friends but that's been slowly changing it seems, into anime, movies, music, games, cooking, airsoft, tiny bit of politics but I try to avoid that topic, love learning lore for games - basically know the fallout lore by heart (up until 4... fuck 4 onwards), really into helldivers 2 rn would LOVE to have more friends to play it with. Heat wave is killing me so if I'm quiet just assume I fried to death in the sun attempting to touch grass. >Looking for Friends mainly, people to play helldivers 2 mainly >Not looking for Friend collectors - if you add me saying "I added you but don't remember what you wrote" you clearly just looked at contact and that's it. Gooners - I'm very rarely sexual, I'm a burnt out wage slave - sex is just ugh now. People outside the UK (I hate working around time zones) >contact Discord: amazingdigitalcunt

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Anon06/24/26, 17:12No.35160341

28 M SEI'm a normal, friendly guy! Come message me about your interests and be my friend!As for me, I like literature, music, and doing stuff outdoorsDiscord sisyphus.exe

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Anon06/25/26, 17:16No.35163080

Worth a shot I suppose.>A/S/L 25 / M / Warwickshire >about 5'11, 210lbs, broad shouldered, short hair but can't escape a 7' o clock shadow for the life of me. Also supposed to wear glasses but I don't and I am also a home owner. >hobbies/interests I really like getting out into the countryside when I am not gaming or doing gardening. I like my history and art too but I most often these days listen to weird music while tending to my cats or cooking up food. Full on wagie but it has its perks with my soft spot for cars and house keeping. I'm very mild mannered and I think I'm a welcoming enough guy. >looking for Preferably a girl who likes or connects with me I suppose, maybe even meet up for dinner dates in the future if we both hit it off online. I work long shifts but can message about any time day and game / VC when not working. >not looking for If you don't like cats there might be a problem, also no guys as I'm not gay and I already have enough friends as it is. I don't want people looking to goon or hook up either as I want some emotional connection. Anyone outside of England is a no go as I can't really do long distance in the long term and it also goes without saying but no psychos (although I don't mind a little dependance if it's to a reasonable degree as I know anxiety can be a struggle for anyone). >contact discord: frying_pan_to_the_face

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Anon06/25/26, 18:13No.35163207

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality Male, Late 30's, straight>Location Southwest UK, near Bristol>About me Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.>Looking for: Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.>Not looking for Non-Biological Women>Contact Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400 Email - [email protected]

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Anon06/27/26, 06:56No.35168110

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Anon06/27/26, 07:11No.35168143

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Anon06/27/26, 09:59No.35168460

>ASL 26/M/Aberdeen Scotland>About Straight, looking for a girl around my age or younger.I'm quite a friendly and chill guy, if maybe a bit internet-poisoned from a life of using it. I often feel isolated from the normal people here, which is why I look online for a girl. I started a decent career as an engineer after graduating from university a few years ago, so my ability to move out is limited, but I have been using the money I've made to travel more often and meet the friends I've made online.>Interests cooking, tabletop games, anime, cosplaying & going to cons, vidya, travelling, running, gym, and a few sports>Looking for A meaningful and long-term relationship. Ideally, someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. I want to play vidya together and go out but I'm happy if you are more of a homebody. I make good money for my age here and want to support a girl living together. In terms of kinks and sexual stuff, since I'm a pretty lonely guy, I've gotten into a lot of wish-fulfillment anime/hentai, and I'd like it if you aren't bothered by that kind of stuff too.>NOT looking for Someone who adds but doesn't talk, isn't significantly older than myself (5+ years), or is overweight and doesn't want to work to lose weight.>Discord ntrvillain

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Anon06/27/26, 10:07No.35168475

40 m norfolk want to hear your guilty confession or looking for people who like showing off their wife gf or fami open minded perv pregnant and breastfeeding kink kik youandme1939 or teleguard 7HQ8K3RPU

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Anon06/27/26, 10:09No.35168479

LOOKING FOR ADULT INDUSTRY WORKERSHave a lot of questions especially if you work in the uk. What’s the work social life like. Come and chat and indulge meFYHBEZWL2

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Anon06/27/26, 12:35No.35168730

>ASL: 28f (trans) UK >About: Vocalist, guitar virtuoso and keyboard player, like to do drugs too and freaky aesthetic sex rituals >Looking for: Hot people with options and personality that like drugs music and fun. If you can sing and play instruments very well then even better. >Not looking for: Drooling simps. >Discord: eve_nebula

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Anon06/27/26, 14:17No.35168951

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Anon06/27/26, 14:38No.35169015

25 F Domme UKDominant Goddess who seeks for a guy who love to submit and obey online or IRL. I'm based in Brixton so if you were local, we can arrange IRL session and for those who are interested to conduct online sessions, you are also welcome! Inexperience is also welcome to apply. NOTE: I only required one servant at a time. Loyalty and commitment is number one priorityKik : GoddessofloveDiane Telegram : QueenDianeee

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Anon06/27/26, 22:20No.35169933

Scotland based. 21M straightLiterally looking for friends or someone to shoot the shit with.Disc is ayden546

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Anon06/27/26, 23:39No.35170096

19/male/Straight>Location Northwest England>About me Into visual novels (I love them so much- I write my own but they never end up finished (´ｰ∀ｰ`). Subahibi is my favourite and I'd love to hear yours if you have any! If not- I'll be able to tell you about mine!) I like obscure internet culture references and stupid stuff that happened online years ago. I will tell you interesting internet stories, because I'm good at telling them to people, I'm a good talker & listener! I've been told I have a very attractive voice- and I've got a pretty strong vocal range too. Appearance? I'm white, blondish messy hair, average build.>Looking for Long-term relationship with a girl who I think is cute and shares a few of my interests. I have a very firm type, which is very broad. The more different/weird a girl is the more attractive she is. Loser girls, neet girls, femcels, weirdo girls, needy/clingy girls, obsessive girls, pervy girls, autistic or aspie, socially anxious or shy girls (I'm a very patient and understanding person with any woman I'm talking to.) The more different you are from a boring normie the more I will find you interesting! Appearance? Doesn't matter much, I think white and east-asian girls are a little cuter & glasses are adorable but personality and voice/accent is what matters the most to me. (slavic accents melt my soul, but shy/awkward voices are good no matter the accent. Lisps are adorable too! I've fallen in love over voice alone before.) Your build doesn't really matter so long as you aren't so large it's a detriment to your health. I'm open to dating anyone from anywhere- but I'd be especially happy if you're in the UK (it'd be easier for dates :>)[1/2]

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Anon06/28/26, 08:14No.35171153

>About Yourself M 40 UK 6f tall large chunky hairy dadbod with a high sex drive dirty mind looking for masochistic subs who gets off on being a slut pet or slave being made into a slut queen. looking for fun chats about my Kinks and random stuff too. Prefer long term >Kinks roleplay/ageplay/petplay/primal play/breeding/group/noncon/cuck/incest/powerplay/ >Info Kik: NimrodNyx Telegram: @GrimmBaron

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Anon06/28/26, 14:23No.35171850

>asl 22/m/uk bi >about me im a pretty calm, genuine and slightly shy person overall. im high functioning autistic, and i deal with cptsd, so i can overthink sometimes, but i do genuinely care about people and try hard in conversations and friendships. i like feeling close to people and actually getting to know them properly instead of just surface level chatting. im more gentle/earnest than loud or edgy, i value kindness, honesty and consistency alot, and sometimes i feel like im not enough, but im still trying to become a better and more confident person. i try to reply consistently, but i might not always instantly reply because im trying to keep busy. i like to make friends similar and/or close by. i tend to unadd people who dont introduce themselves and say something about my post because theyre usually low effort/dont read my post and i get added by scammers. >hobbies/interests weightlifting, currently getting lean for summer. gaming, mainly rpgs, strategy and valve games, but i play other stuff too. history, geography, travelling, animals, walking, cycling, nature. tech stuff, i am starting a computing degree later this year. film/tv, especially dramas, animation and historical stuff. reading, manga, comics. i used to do alot of martial arts and gardening but those are kinda in the backburner atm. >looking for kind friendly people i can become close friends with and people i can make a connection with eventually, maybe to hopefully hang out with eventually too. possibly a romantic ltr if we naturally click. >not looking for mean/rude people, 26+ men, sexpests/gooners, cant continue a conversation past “hi hru”, friend collectors, forgot your post etc… not looking for anything sexual. >tag candorous

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Anon06/29/26, 23:10No.35176276

My niece is a 21yo british chav milf slut. I buy nudes off her using a fake account. I've made a group on telegram to show her pics in, come and degrade her and goon with me to my whore niece:https://t.me/+_bBPezKYcAs2OGU0

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Anon06/30/26, 01:21No.35176557

(If you say you are from the UK in a UK thread you deserve to have your devices stripped from you.)>asl 23/M/London>about me Full-time employment and full-time student, but every now any then I get large blips of free time. I've been jumping from medical incident to medical incident and once you've hit rock bottom it's only up from here. I am a very philosophically and politically principled person so it's certain not all of us will get along, but I'm willing to try anyway. That being said, I enjoy reading non-fiction however I have to catch up on fiction books. I scarcely game nowadays due to a combination of time and computer issues, but when I'm available I'm usually more than happy. I dabble in creative writing, no poems. I have two adopted stray cats, one of them is preggers! Used to write articles for an institution however I've retired due to being a stubborn asshole. I've lived here for a decade, but I'm not native—originally from the decrepit EU, but I don't find myself culturally anything particular. I'm internationally known as the chillest person on the planet irl, I tend to be a bit sadistic over the wire—you can shout at me if I'm being unjust. Oh yeah, I'm also bisexual, I've been single for a year, but I'm not looking for relationships since I'm extremely picky for a partner, with no defined "type.">looking for Locals to hang with, I don't mind people outside from London but the ultimate goal is to motivate me to actually 'go out' and be a 'productive human being.' interests are broad, so is my music taste, but I don't like being glued to eachother so we can chat online in the mean.>not looking for Commies, Race-Socialists, visually(not clinically) obese people, and anyone from Manchester (your kind always disappointed me)>contact me Disc: dafconxReply for alternative contacts however I will ignore fedbait platforms, I'm already using one to post this, and I don't want to talk to wood-chipper food.

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Anon06/30/26, 06:56No.35177347

>ASL: 33/M/SE England>About me: 5'10", average build. Lover of rock/metal and musicals. A big fan of travel, exploring, long walks (bonus if there's a pint waiting at the end!), boardgames, food - cooking and eating.I'm not so much into video gaming nowadays - work eats up a decent chunk of time, but I did put a bunch of hours into FFXIV way back when, but I absolutely loved it takes two and split fiction.>Easy conversation topic: I've never really been too much into film. Meaning, I've not watched most of the most influential movies of all time. Godfather? Nah. Alien? Terminator? Yeah... It's bad. Only last year I watched the star wars original and prequel trilogy. We pretend the sequel trilogy doesn't exist. Tell me why I should watch x film (or roast me for missing it)>Looking for: Friends or more. Someone to chat to, see if we vibe. Tell me of your travel experiences, tastes in music, or about how terrible Marmite is (we can be friends if you like it... Barely)>What I'm not looking for: Drama - life's too short for that.>Discord: Ranmura

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Anon06/30/26, 11:09No.35177782

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Anon06/30/26, 15:46No.35178338

>ASL 26/M/UK Yorks 5'11 86kg heading to 80, started gym in march, half german half english (ja fliessend aber rostig)>About Kinda introverted but coming out of my shell, I'm trying to be more of a positive person and meet new people, being alone irl is starting to get boring but I can't connect with normies. Indubitably chudful.>Hobbies/Interests Recently quit my job as a photographer so now I can enjoy photography, lots of movies too, the good shit though. I like going to museums & especially art galleries (1800s stuff no postmodern trash) but there aren't many around me worth the drive alone. Got real tired of gaming but I love cars so I play Assetto Corsa here n there (mostly cuz cheaper than irl driving). I'm out hiking almost daily, trying to find forests and paths and streams I haven't seen yet. I enjoy travelling and seeing new places but I have a strong sense of home, I don't feel like I need to see the world but it's always fun. Going on holiday soon :-) Big into nature in the epik hunting/homestead sense but too broke to do much about it, so I learn from yt, my ideal future is the now-stereotype off grid old barn with animals & permaculture etc. nature knows best Lately big into diet & epistemology (surprisingly related) so I can dictate to you what you should and shouldn't eat and how to stop being fat. Been practicing air pistol, gunz r kool but im in a sucky country for em. I have a passing interest in like 20 things and I've tried a lot so I can't list them all. Music was a big part of my life especially in the last sorta 2 years ask me about it :-)>Looking for friends gf (must be white)(no, japanese isnt white)>Not looking for trannies, fags, degens, hookups, goonersdc boxtruckculvert (alt cuz im paranoid)

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Anon06/30/26, 21:41No.35179096

>asl 18/m/london >abt me skinny emo kid, i really like manga and anime, i do fuck all else really besides play games and watch youtube all day >looking for girls, friends or further idk, someone to maybe vc with might be fun but only if i get along with you >not looking for men, people more than like 35 >disc c_rrion

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Anon07/01/26, 18:40No.35181711

>ASL 31/M/London>About/Hobbies Normie leaning guy. Lefty but not overtly political. Would rather just talk to each other than write an exposay. Music esp. seeing stuff live, self improvement, Art, film, travel. I'm looking for new hobbies these days since I've mostly fallen off on video games.>Looking For People to DM with about things other than just hobbies and media on a regular basis, as in become actual friends rather than just discussing products. I tend to initiate conversation. People who I can meet up with maybe, London would be ideal but I've hung out with people from all over.>Not Looking For Incels, /pol/, doomer pity parties, constant negativity, server invites, teenagers, low effort convo, gooners>Tag, harmonica_

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Anon07/01/26, 20:07No.35181918

this was fun last time so I'm copy-pasting>ASL30, F, Manchester>about meproud ethnonationalist wanting to talk to other people with similar mindsets>looking forsee above>not looking fornon-Whitesdisc - Keese5384

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Anon07/01/26, 20:31No.35181963

>ASL A: 30 S: M L: South Wales>intro / about meFucking nerd. Pretty laid back, definitely a sprinkle of the 'tism, glasses, brown hair, green eyes. I read a lot, play video games and work out, go to work, come back, go to work, come back. Have a weird mix of conservative and liberal views. I play D&D, as DM most of the time due to a lack of them (everyone wants to play, nobody wants to DM) Anything else you can figure out along the way>Into / LF I'm looking for: Companionship, Someone easy going but still willing to put the effort in. Brits or Euro's. Someone to encourage to work on themselves, and have them encourage me too. >Not into / Not LF I'm not looking for: Men (I have enough male friends) >Contact info tag: panchothe2ndpic is a pretty job I went to

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Anon07/01/26, 22:31No.35182252

>asl 20s f london>about Athletic-build (you can see my abs in the mornings!!), am a dev, I believe I am funny but you will be the judge of that>hobbies Into all stereotypical dev hobbies - vidya, bouldering, coffee etc, but I swap hobbies frequently>sexual interests Im quite the gooner and would love my boy to have a high libido, I prefer to share kinks as we get to know each other.. but I am on the sub side of things>looking for Cute qr husband - must be in good shape too; also, irl girl friends>not looking for Time wasting chatting, anyone above 30 and unemployed people (yes, even ones in education)kik: bananapie6 (I just made the acc, yes)

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Anon07/03/26, 03:15No.35185985

I wish i didnt need ID to buy a redbull big up the boss man at the cornershop for never asking for ID

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Anon07/03/26, 14:55No.35187295

29 m UK, gay twinkish bottom. I'm 5'8, blonde hair, blue eyes, smooth, and white.I am very left wing and I'm looking for a white, right wing guy who is interested in dating.I can be sub and I prefer masc, dom-leaning guys.I really believe opposites attract and there's something special about having romantic feelings about someone you'd usually hate.Ideally looking for something meaningful, and would prefer UK based but open to further afield.Drop me a message: Discord: keepmeonurradar Telegram: twb96 xxxx

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Anon07/03/26, 15:20No.35187345

We’ve got tons of brits in neetcordia so join today so we can plan our colonisation of discord and 4chan as we know it!!!No moralfags or comgirlshttps://discord.gg/bedrot

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Anon07/03/26, 17:49No.35187634

20/M/London >about: finished uni for the summer, white but not british, avg height and skinny. not diagnosed but probably autistic, straight and single >hobbies tv shows and anime, watched true detective recently it was great, gaming (anyone plaing slay the spire 2 would be great) and books, (crime and punishment currently >looking for Friends, both male and female to both talk to online and hang out irl this summer since I lack social interaction, I've met someone from here once before they were normal and it was a nice experience so I would like for it to happen again. >not looking for Under 18, older than 24, overweight, very left wing (if you would vote for greens or think retard is a slur), going to clubs or other large social events >discord salmonistastyfish

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Anon07/04/26, 02:49No.35188908

27/M/Scotland Looking for a cute girl, whether euro or British. I'm 90+% brit but of peculiar origins. I like writing music, drinking, and broadly working on a theory of everything. >Discord: matt270173

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Anon07/04/26, 13:24No.35190236

Couple mid-20s london looking for another couple to swap pics with, eventually meet and play. Both sides will verify first before sending pics, don't beg for pics unless you want to be insta blocked. Kik: sharewifee

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Anon07/04/26, 13:41No.35190279

>ASL 31 / M / North West>About New puppy owner and wannabe gardener. Would be nice to have someone to chat to regularly about whatever. I work from home full time so I'm always available during normal UK hours. I'm into running, making game mods, gardening>Looking For New friends of any gender. Would be cool to meet up if you're nearby.>Not Looking For Sellers, pol residents, nigel fans>Tag discord: mibble.gibble

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Anon07/05/26, 00:32No.35192023

c with deer in ur username pls dont read this just leave me alone for a few days at least pls, ull find some excuse to use what i say here against me, yell at me, and make me feel bad about myself. find someone new to fall for so ur not as obsessed with me. please. >asl 23 m uk >about i fucking hate myself, i am lonely. i have no real friends honestly. i would say i have 1 but he ghosts me whenever we arent in semesters so he cant be a real friend. i think im actually losing my mind and going crazy due to many things. i live in ukraine currently and feel isolated here. there was 1 girl here i tried to befriend and who tried to befriend me but i got hard feelings for her and she definitely knows now and anyway everythings fucked up. i dont know what to do with my life, i cant live in the uk cus i hate my home life there but i cant live here as i cant afford it. i have lots of psychological issues, and can often lash out and hurt people. i am an empathetic person but also deeply sensetive so can get deeply hurt, and i want to make others feel the pain i feel, even if i regret it as i do it, i feel backed into a corner sometimes idk. a choice between stand up for myself and be a dick or let someone walk over me. >hobbies / interests im writing a book. music. food. walking. goodnight punpun. "To Punpun, the seemingly unmeaningful words, “See ya,” spoken by Sachi were magical words that transformed the next day into a day worth living.” >looking for friends idk. not a relationship as they suck and are not worth it anymore and i cant commit to a girl yet cus idk what country im gonna live in in like 5 years >not looking for GAY MEN. >disc brlrder

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Anon07/05/26, 01:41No.35192202

>asl 40m, North West >about 5'7, norwood to shit, super pale, ugly asf, giganeet, boring. >looking for someone who won't try to "fix me" and is a bit of a lonely girlfailure >not looking for men, under 25, severe autism and/or bpd, e-whores/sellers >contact discord: applemangopear

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Anon07/05/26, 05:10No.35192727

>asl 29M , South Coast >about Dominant Stag with 28F Vixen wife. Both fairly thicc I'm 5"9 she's 5"4. Married for 5 years, both kink driven with high sex drives. Threesomes are a regular occurrence for us. >looking for Guys 24-60 interested in chatting about letting my submissive slut servicing you. If you can hold a conversation and are local there's a good chance of a threesome/irl play with us. If your verified on Fab that's a big plus, but tired of normies hoping to find a fellow degen to use her with me. Virgins to the front of the queue to satisfy a kink of hers. >not looking for men, under 24 or over 60, sellers, gooners just looking for pics and vids. >contact Kik - Highland_HalShoot your shot and this time next week we could be using her thicc fucktoy body together

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Anon07/05/26, 11:11No.35193399

>ASL 27/m/east midlands>about 171cm skinny sleeper build, black hair/brown eyes with pale skin (hispanic/celtic mix), i dress well, am well groomed and have a pretty handsome face. I'm autistic as fuck, but as far as soc goes i think i'm pretty normal (i have a social life and hobbies). I'm very talkative, also a very passionate person and i love edgy humour. I smoke weed a few times a week, occassionally drink and do psychedelics too>interests Music (very eclectic taste but i know most about rap/hiphop and 90s/00s bands), movies (i'm a faggot with a letterboxd), politics, philosophy, weightlifting, cooking/food in general, gardening, combat sports, football, vidya with friends, hiking/nature walks/camping, ancient history>looking for 21+ bio women for a relationship. I dont really have a type physically, the only expectation i have is that you are not fat and at least somewhat have your shit together. I value women who are outspoken, confident, honest and kind>not looking for Genuine racists (funny racism is good) or hateful people, very religious, neets or someone that needs looking after. I'm not interested in anyone who's going to make their whole life revolve around a relationship>discord blawgrana

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Anon07/05/26, 13:53No.35193713

>ASL 25FUK >about 5ft7 blu eyes, slim, currently a neet, England south west >hobbies/interests drawing, guitar, singing, art >looking for normal guy older than myself, someone i can go outside with (stuck in) >not looking for someone younger, someone lies about their age, bpd ppl >discord limpkisscuit

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Anon07/05/26, 14:20No.35193777

>ASL 27MUK >About 5'7, about 11lst (PT says I'm a healthy weight haha). Blue/green eyes, southerner living in north east. Diagonised autistic but otherwise sound. I dress well, clean shaven, sort of blonde/brown hair, tattooed on my right arm. I go the gym 3x a week, guitar practice 1x a fortnight, and painting/hobby nights 2x a week. >Hobbies/Interests Guitar, writing, reading, Warhammer 40K (For the Emperor!), D&D, Pokemon, PC games, MUSIC (I love all sorts, esp. rock and goth) >Looking for Woman between 25 and 35 to enter a relationship with. Tell me what you're passionate about :) I've never been in a relationship and am pretty shy but doing my best. Will supply a pic of me. I yearn to yearn! >Not looking for Reformers, people who don't look after themselves, liars, ambitionless people. >Discord sparrowsfeather

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Anon07/05/26, 16:05No.35193981

>ASL 38M SEUK >About 6'2, slim/skinny, hung >Hobbies/Interests Reading, running, cooking, podcasts, sport and general tv etc >Looking for Ideally women for some chat and potentially fun, but open to chatting with anyone! >Not looking for Racists, sellers >kik bddt878

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Anon07/05/26, 16:49No.35194094

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Anon07/05/26, 17:22No.35194182

>26, male. Retired shut-in NEET, I am now looking for friends in the Greater Manchester area to do kewl shit together. If you are interested then just add me and we can discuss all the kewl shit we can do together. >bourbaki

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Anon07/05/26, 19:01No.35194489

>ASL 28m, LondonThis is a bit different from the usual posts around here, I think, but I would really be interested in hearing what reasons you have for living. I just got laid off a pretty high paying job, due to some budget cuts, but I told my boss that I understand/wasn't surprised, because desu I really don't care about my job. I've been feeling this way a while, I don't know what I want to do in life, and I think it's because I don't really know the point of it (feeling a bit pessimistic about the world). I probably won't do anything, and will likely resolve to going back to school or just find something else to do, but I'd really like to hear your reasons for wanting to live, maybe I can get some inspiration. >teleguard Sorry, I only use teleguard: CVYTZ5MWX

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Anon07/08/26, 20:52No.35204514

Why are these two spazzes having relationship beef in a 4chan thread

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Anon07/08/26, 21:15No.35204582

i like anime, otakus flock to me NOW discord is f1shf1ngers

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Anon07/10/26, 18:51No.35210211

Lonely girl looking for friends :))Hey 25 f from the WirralHoping the female lurkers here will add me!! The girly 4chan isn’t activeLittle bit about me I’m a girly girl who is a lil autistic. Working in marketing. Quite a gamer. Into a little K-pop but never been to a concert which I’d like to do! Into makeup, fashion but also a lot of nerdy stuff. Tend to mask as a basic white girl but sadly I am an almost femcel who’s ’friends’ watch love island but I want to play Roblox and dbd with someone!! Really loved the obsession film. Finished tadc but l have the duality of loving voicemails to Isabelle <3If you add my kik first then we can talk on discord after :)) laceymacey88I’m an ally so gay they are welcome but Noah fence not if you have a mental ill was or is weird bc I do not have MH issues and also not weird

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Anon07/10/26, 19:35No.35210320

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Anon07/10/26, 20:18No.35210427

∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ >asl 19, f, Scotland(ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’,｡･:*:･ﾟ’> about loser who lost all her friends after hs and wants to make more friends who share similar interests to me, preferably from the uk to meet>interests/hobbies i make and collect dolls and anime figures, digital and traditional art, pc games, jfash, history, political discussions, cosplay, anime, manga, documentaries, true crime, i also go gym 6 days a week :)>looking for actual genuine friendship and people who can hold conversation, not someone whos going to ghost after 3 messages... servers, groups, gaming friends. maybe weight loss buddies? female only for that. i have an ed so must be disordered too. :D>not looking for sex/relationships. im in a relationship, dont add me for those. no trannies either pls>contact disc: willneverbethecure૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა

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Anon07/11/26, 09:16No.35212205

>asl 21 m edinburgh >about gay male. tung blackened gifted. i like title fight and flooding. i have a wonderful plan for the political developments of a united scotland and ireland, even though i think the irish are annoying and castrated. i’ve studied philosophy, history, and i sat in on a class about kabbalah once but didn’t leave learning how to make things float or how to effectively trick god or whatever. i like video games even though they are bad and i watch movies and believe they’re happening in real life in front of me >lf friends dates servers >contact vlonesummer on discord>_^

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Anon07/11/26, 09:29No.35212239

tg: 63BVC5Z8F kik: liolitjust broke up with cheating gf (no i’m not into it you cucks)help me goon out to anything? will trade back with stuff i get!

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Anon07/11/26, 12:16No.35212569

25 F UK here with a soft, smooth, slim body, blonde hair, small boobs and a fat arse. Looking to make friends! :) I wasn't being sexual while describing myself, I'm just trying to give you an idea of what I look like. Please no weirdos!I can send pics here and there while we chat but don't just ask for more. Just mention fat ass or British in opening message please so I know you read everything! :)>Kik: BlondeBritishBum

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Anon07/11/26, 12:21No.35212581

29 M midlands looking for a jerk/goon/chat friend :) bisexual with a 7inch cock and a gf @davetherave420 on tele

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Anon07/11/26, 18:21No.35213306

21 Scotland based MLiterally just looking for shits and giggles at this point. Both NSFW and SFW. Basically just want to kill the hours between finishing work and sleepDisc is ayden546

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Anon07/11/26, 20:58No.35213630

https://discord.gg/ZFQ3v8zU6 mate

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Anon07/11/26, 23:38No.35213973

>ASL 25M South East >about 5ft8 hazel eyes, carpenter, agnostic, right wing >hobbies/interests bodybuilding, nature, hiking, reading, heavy metal >looking for Cis girl who's enjoys similar hobbies >not looking for Trans/men, neets, degens >discord jabba_evil_twinPic related is me

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Anon07/12/26, 11:20No.35215487

>ASL 41 M Southeast England>About 6ft, burly, bearded and rugged bear of a man. BWC. Easygoing, laidback nerd into vidya, movies, comics and long conversations about pretty much anything.>Looking For I have a thing for lonely, clingy and needy women who don’t have a lot going for them in life with no social circle. Needy little things who crave the guidance and attention of an older man.>Not Looking For Men, couples, trans, sellers, sugar arrangements or women just adding to bolster their friends list.D'cord & T'gram: alexb011

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Anon07/12/26, 12:00No.35215562

Not sure how advisable this is, but I figured I might as well shoot my shot.While I don't exclusively enjoy Brits, I enjoy them a lot, not sure how welcome I am hereUnfortunately I can't sponsor anyone yet, willing to potentially move for the right person if they can host me, can probably get approved for a skilled visa too>asl 26f usa >about High openness, very introverted, slightly sassy when needed. Very high sex drive. White American. Above average height. Fairly lean. Sizable breasts for my frame. Bleached hair. STEM bachelors. Masters degree. Pro-AI. Pro-self-improvement. >looking for Fair skin, 180cm+, ideally 23-33. Has or is working on at least a bachelors or something equivalent to show drive and ambition. Monogamy on his end is not required if I approve the partners and we set some boundaries. Needs to want marriage and kids, have a high sex drive, and be open-minded. I prefer homeschooling or some other nonstandard path for education. >not looking for Iffy on kids, wants to wait a long time to get married>contact Describe yourself and what you're looking for and comment yours (email, discord, or Kik)

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Anon07/13/26, 09:21No.35218656

Couple mid-20s london. She's on a family holiday and sends me bikini pics before heading out for the day. Looking to discuss how she's hopefully fucking around on me. K: sharewifee

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Anon07/13/26, 21:34No.35220349

20 something or other, fneet, shut in, generally abit retarded, might call u a faggot but in a term of endearment way i like movies and immortalising people indefinitely on tomodachi lifei have a gaming pc, it’s currently acting as an overpriced paperweight but i’d like to change thatno lewd pls & thankstag: jimmypopsuperfanthis is an alt

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Anon07/13/26, 21:58No.35220409

EPH6D947USharing this tight London slut

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Anon07/14/26, 05:10No.35221419

>ASL 28/M/ Greater Manchester >About 185cm (6 foot 1), 97kg and falling though body fat percentage is still higher than I would like for now, strictly heterosexual man. Very long straight brown hair, brown eyes, White English on father's side and White Irish on mothers. Usually clean shaven though occasionally stubbled if I'm working early shifts. Currently have a job as a Line Chef but looking to use my recent degree in Biology for a career job in the near future. >Hobbies/interests Huge fan of 00s era edgy movies (think Underworld or Hellboy) but also enjoy film in general. My biggest TV loves are Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Vampire Diaries. Used to be into anime and manga quite heavily but don't really keep up with it these days other than Bleach because it was my Shonen of choice as a kid and I want to see the ending animated. Play a reasonable amount of video games, recently finished Ace Combat 7 and picked God Eater 2 Rage Burst back up as I never finished it previously. Also a huge fan of music and aim to attend at least one concert a month which is pretty easy in the Greater Manchester area thanks to Rebellion, Deaf Institute and others >Looking for I'm at the point in life where a lot of my friendships have cooled off and I would like to meet some new people and expand my circle of friends >Not looking for Sellers, immediate meet ups (this is my first time posting details here, I'm somewhat worried about the safety aspect for now), anyone with sexual intentions who is not a woman >Disc yokaispirit

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Anon07/14/26, 07:47No.35221742

28/M/South WestI’m a well experienced Scottish Dom who’s seeking a long term female submissive slave. It’s as simple as that.I’ve got blonde hair, blue eyes and am well built in every sense. I’ve been told I’ve got a nice smile too.I’m not concerned with your age, race or body type. My priority is that you know your place and how to worship. I care about your attitude and willingness to push yourself to your emotional and physical limits.It’s of paramount importance that we have a baseline of respect, trust and friendship before things evolve to the next level. I say this because I want our bond to grow and flourish as best as possible, and it’ll only work as we want it to once this is adhered to.I’m more than happy to train a total novice from the ground up, or someone who’s a little more experienced. Attitude is key.If you feel that this is something for you, send a message.Kik - deepcansx

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Anon07/14/26, 19:21No.35223143

>ASL: 28-M-London/Stratford >About me: Short, chubby/fat, short hair, switch, pansexual, horny as hell most of the time. >Interests Movies, TV, some gaming, D&D, Warhammer 40K, writing, generative AI, >Looking for: Someone I can: - Share/trade porn with on a semi regular basis. - Discuss my bi GF and how I want her to be fucked by other men and women. *I ain't sharing images of her.* - Not have to stress about the state of the world with. - Maybe meet up with while I'm stuck in London. >Into: Damn near everything 18+. Test me. All genders welcome. >Not into Scat/Piss, Findom, VC. >Disc: throwawago

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Anon07/14/26, 19:22No.35223150

QuestionBinface to win. Yes or no

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Anon07/15/26, 10:14No.35225057

kik: chavfinderr teleguard: FNFD4RRRLroulette, send something in, get what the person before you sent in.also trading for uk/brits/chavs

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Anon07/15/26, 11:09No.35225145

kik: chavfinderr teleguard: FNFD4RRRL telegram: chavfinderrroulette, send something in, get what the person before you sent in.also trading for uk/brits/chavs.

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Anon07/15/26, 15:58No.35225787

24m/boy/London24m, got medium long hair, smooth, im lookin for tops to hang out with an maybe get railed by.london peeps only pretty please. plz.username: hetzerchecker

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Anon07/15/26, 23:58No.35226970

anyone else going to teletech Probably not ur all gay but ay maybe Disc: w1x4km

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Anon07/17/26, 08:27No.35231257

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Anon07/17/26, 08:42No.35231282

24f looking for some serious advice asap please thank youi prefer dutch but english is fine too, just need someone who can actually help me out with this issue cause it's driving me crazymy kik: esmeegaatmee

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Anon07/17/26, 17:05No.35232301

24m/boy/London24m, got medium long hair, smooth, im lookin for tops to hang out with an maybe get railed by.london peeps only pretty pwease please.discord username: hetzerchecker

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Anon07/19/26, 13:54No.35238365

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Anon07/19/26, 18:27No.35238940

25/f/Newcastle upon TyneKik:SophBee444

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Anon07/19/26, 18:50No.35238991

uk, 22 m temerian.fall for the discord https://discord.gg/XUDux5QuR server with a few uk folk as well

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Anon07/19/26, 20:28No.35239265

Asian Girl, 20, in Middlesborough for UniDiscord is nilu1211

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Anon07/19/26, 22:51No.35239693

nb 19 irelandmsg me NOW !!!! disc : autopsy.freak

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Anon07/19/26, 23:45No.35239855

>ASL F/SW >about fit & smart but humble. busy, bored, outgoing but enjoy rotting at the pc in my downtime. fantasise about living off grid or abroad. > looking for local/meetup etc. non-monogamous, nsfw, clean. stable life, stable job, sensible/professional outside, fucked inside. get along with hard workers. >not looking for moralfags, relationships, feds, far away/not willing to travel, no self care, dysfunctional/[email protected] say what you're looking for. sorry in advance if i don't get back to you, its not personal.

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Anon07/20/26, 10:33No.35241256

>asl 33 M Norf East >about Ugly, short and fat chud with no hope for a normal life. I smoke but don't really ever drink, I enjoy spending my time watching movies, youtube, old anime, documentaries (especially nature docs, I find animals and insects fascinating) and a bit of gaming. Not social at all and currently a NEET. Have light mental illness issues, eating disorder, social anxiety, self-esteem, probably on the spectrum etc. >looking for Long term (hopefully forever) meaningful relationship, ideally you have some similar interests and issues, we can try to help each other out. I don't care about appearances and tend to find things that are not conventionally attractive appealing. I've been burned in the past I'd like to take things kind of slow. Would be nice to vc and watch stuff together. >not looking for Men, lgbt, timewasters, underagedDisc: sisyphus7253

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Anon07/20/26, 13:32No.35241646

20 F North EastRecently single, looking to chatDiscord: eloiseperc1

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Anon07/20/26, 19:26No.35242486

>ASL 20M London>About Undergrad maths student. Total sperg. Living with my family and cat. A bit of a luddite (don't own a laptop or smartphone). Somewhat edgy and contrarian but not actually hateful.>hobbies/interests: Music, cycling, hiking, guitar, writing, painting, photography, philosophy, politics (though not ideological), reading>looking for Close, in-person (not immediately ofc) friends with whom I can be myself and have a fun time.>not looking for Under 18 / over 25. Bigtots and narrow-minded people. EXTREMELY neurodivergent / mentally ill people (eg severe BPD). People who are very dependent on technology. People outside of the M25. I'll quickly pass you on if you're manipulative, rude, arrogant, unresponsive, etc.>disc rajesh7222 (not my actual name but one which kid me liked a lot)

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Anon07/22/26, 07:15No.35247250

31 M Newcastle any lasses wanna chat and have some fun? Kik greenwall123123

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Anon07/22/26, 11:05No.35247586

29 m London Anyone wanna chat, sfw nsfw I'm down for whatever, just passing the time Kik: wma200

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Anon07/23/26, 12:09No.35250650

>ASL / description 23, m, uk/eastern europe. i like writing this fiction book ive been working on for years, cooking, going to new places. i like smiling friends, fish tank live, ASOIAF, journaling, nature, eating, all kinds of music, mainly old and 'new' (90s, 00s) britpop, asmr, food videos, the sopranos clips. >Looking for discord friends to chat with. ill watch you play games or we can play roblox together. we can streamshare movies or youtube or shows. preferably in similar time zones but its not a must. something cool to last a long time. maybe relationship or something short term with a girl, depends on how well we click or what our dynamics are like. >Not looking for gays with romantic / sexual intentions. people who wont vc eventually. people who think saying retard is the worst crime there is. >Other things you might find important to list i had one very close discord friend, we called a lot but we arent friends anymore, and it is a similar story over the years with other close friends. i am not completely lonely. i do talk to people, online and irl. but i do feel lonely often. >tag/username brlrder

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Anon07/25/26, 08:55No.35256028

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Anon07/25/26, 22:24No.35257540

>ASL 25/m/near leeds/north england >looking for a woman to take my virginity >contact me disc: 4gitmo

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Anon07/26/26, 00:01No.35257770

>ASL 32 m London >About 5'7, tanned, beard, Mauritian. Recently divorced. Lived under a rock for the past 8 years. >hobbies/interests: Being outside, music, reading, gaming, trying out new things >looking for Decent Female Partner >disc Kittles, kittles7293

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Anon07/26/26, 11:34No.35259156

33 M GloucesterLooking for fun, impregnating or chats. 18-25 onlyKik: riceyboy93

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Anon07/27/26, 02:19No.35261073

ASL 26, M, Yorkshire, Straight>about never know what to put on these, pretty bad at starting conversations but they seem to go well when they get going. goes without saying, autist, socially awkward, pc gamer though the heat has been killing me, not really kept up with anime for a bit. hope to get out more once I move>looking for other autists, similar intrests, something long term>not looking for degenrates, fags or men in wigs>disc pointlessmonsteryes its an alt

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Anon07/27/26, 02:21No.35261079

TJKS6JJVL 30 uk virgin KHHV i want my first kiss to be a womans arsehole i don't want to jerk off to irls or fantasies so don't add me for that please i can't travel outside the uk for months otherwise i'd have done this alreadyI have discord if it's preferred

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Anon07/27/26, 14:45No.35262501

>ASL 27 M UK>About me Hey I'm a 27 year old guy looking to meet cool people and potentially make lifelong friendships. Most of my time is spent in the gym doing weightlifting and I also do Thai boxing so it would be really cool if you were into either of those too. I'm a huge nerd I love video games and anime. I'm also into card games so if you play Yu-Gi-Oh as well that'd be cool. I also play guitar and I collect Touhou doujin CDs, I love music of all types.>Looking for Meaningful friendships with people who want a long term connection to chat, game with and send memes to. Mainly only looking for platonic connections but open to more (only if you're local) with the right person. Also down to hang out irl if you are nearby and the vibe is good and you promise you aren't a crazy person.>Not looking for Creeps, weirdos, people who are dry, people who aren't interested in a long term connectionContact Discord - majinken. (Include the dot)

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Anon07/27/26, 14:46No.35262507

M secondary school teacher Only add if F HGXSFT2QQ

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Anon07/27/26, 15:16No.35262575

Join neetcordiaaaaI need more fellow brits to help COLONISE the server you MUST JOIN ME!!!Fuck the yankshttps://discord.gg/MYhHTMyGU

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Anon07/27/26, 15:23No.35262589

Long shot. 38 m. Straight but can't stop craving the though of sucking dick while crossdressedLooking for someone in Nottingham area for discreet hotel meet in a few weeks to make me dress like a slut and use my mouth.Kik is TriggeredCDchloe Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB

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Anon07/28/26, 10:06No.35264792

>ASL 22/M/North Wrst >About 6'2, long black hair, pale, skinny, glasses. Kind of a femboy desu. Just graduated. >hobbies/interests: Anime, gaming, history nature, 80s music. I love listening to people talk about their interests… but be prepared for me to do the same. >looking for I’ll put it bluntly- fat women. I’ve never been able to feel attracted to skinny women. Whether you’re just a bit chubby or obese, I am happy with any size as long as there’s a little chub. That being said, I am looking for someone who maybe shares interests and/or is a NEET (after all, more free time!) >not looking for Skinny women, men. I may look gay, but I’m not. >Contacts Disc: sgttoasterbath Feel free to ask for other socials if you want. Pic is me.

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Anon07/28/26, 10:13No.35264809

Looking for naughty obedient slaves to play with Not a seller, just for fun Start with asl AND who you live with for reply 26 f uk Daisydom191977 - kik X

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Anon07/29/26, 11:30No.35267876

M high school teacher Only add if F Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ Discord: mr._anon Kik: john_doedeedoo

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Anon07/30/26, 11:46No.35270636

>ASL 35/M/South west >About 5'10", short hair, full-ish beard, bi, currently a teensy bit overweight from drinking too much, but I'm working on it. I'm using weed for a medical condition atm. >Hobbies/interests Reading, anime/manga, gaming. I'd love to visit more museums and art galleries at some point. >Looking for Right now I just want to top a femboy or otherwise generally feminine presenting person with a penis. I'd also be open to a woman in their mid-late 20s to early 30s for an actual relationship, but that's not a priority right now. >Contact Discord: krannalin

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Anon07/30/26, 18:16No.35271414

How do you find prostitutes in your area in Scotland

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Anon07/31/26, 21:53No.35274650

>ASL 36m UK >About 5'7" Yorkshire hobbit, In shape, reasonably handsome, solid career. Hilarious, sarcastic and witty. Metal head, go to loads of gigs/festivals >looking for Ideally Ella, we talked for a long time last year but I deleted my discord. Otherwise any chill alt girls in the north, i'm not perticually unhinged or horny. >not looking for lefties, nutters, normies, people who take 45 minutes to reply. >disc kroc90

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Anon07/31/26, 21:59No.35274671

21f, anyone in Reading want head while my boyfriend watches? Maybe slut roast me with him?Discord: k3ttyk1tty Snap: kane1x

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Anon07/31/26, 22:16No.35274698

29m straight, hung, any size queens about? pref south

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Anon08/01/26, 16:41No.35276844

Scotland based M looking for a femanon who's willing to let me watch them brush/style their hair. I just find it so satisfying and relaxingFor the kinkier among you, happy to extend this into a more controlling thing, (outfit control and similar), extending into something more dom/sub, daddy issues and SHers welcomeDisc. ayden546

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Anon08/01/26, 19:21No.35277144

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Anon08/02/26, 01:21No.35277956

Asian Girl, 20, in Middlesborough for UniversityDiscord is nilu1211

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Anon08/02/26, 10:11No.35279069

M school teacher, free all week Only add if F Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ Discord: mr._anon

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Anon08/02/26, 13:22No.35279428

Join NeetcordiaWe have tons of British ppl and I want MOREhttps://discord.gg/V3YhWKmju

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Anon08/02/26, 14:22No.35279567

18F trans girl, north east! looking for? more experience before i leave for uni in a couple months!! can't promise i'll reply super soon but my kik is "illscatterlikebirds"

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Anon08/03/26, 18:25No.35283334

30/M I'm American, but traveling to London for my birthday August 19th-25th and would enjoy some female company, maybe show me around London a bit or someplace nearby, maybe go out to dinner 6'0", slim, white, brown hair, brown eyes Interests include gaming, music, reading, all things paranormal (divination, zodiac, etc.) and a lot more. discord: pasketis

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Anon08/03/26, 18:28No.35283340

M21 SouthI want to feel butterflies when you text meI'm tall, smart, cultured, and looking for a connection with someone pretty - any age (18+ ofc), any location!Disc: either.or.

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Anon08/03/26, 19:21No.35283468

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Anon08/04/26, 16:36No.35286252

M teacher, free all week Only add if F Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ Discord: mr._anon

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Anon08/04/26, 17:06No.35286309

24m looking for F, ideally who is also a neet, to chat to maybe with the intention of meeting up later if we geta long.white, 6'1, shaggy hair, glasses, scrawnyish.disc: H0X0

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Anon08/04/26, 18:54No.35286579

24 M, London Looking to chat with any F, if you're close maybe meet up. Teleguard: Z7S5P3NYE Email: [email protected] If you prefer discord or telegram email me yours and I'll add you

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Anon08/04/26, 19:42No.35286705

Trans women/ south coastIm in bristol for a night out wednesday any good alternative clubs/ pubs that are vibe? Kinda wanna get some mandy and get drunkkkkk

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Anon08/04/26, 23:26No.35287350

>ASL 31/M/South Coast >About 5"9, 160lbs, long hair, no facial hair, look younger. Too old to be a twink but low key I am still pretty cute >hobbies/interests: All your standard vidya/anime shite but I won't dignify that as a hobby. Politically I'm a liberal and a georgist who wants tax and planning reform. I live alone, have a stressful job and spend an inordinate amount of time sucking off random dudes >looking for Sucking off random dudes, funnily enough. Also down to fuck (no prizes for guessing I bottom). My usual type are straight curious guys but anyone decent and masculine is fine. If you are actually nearby mention this when you message >not looking for Anyone too faggy or fem including actual femanons >Contacts Kik/Snap: bamuhbamboo

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Anon08/05/26, 09:02No.35288716

fusionmylfGet told all the time my mum is a stacked PAWG. Love guys judging her and giving details what they like. More details more that comes offEssex UK if you’re local let me know!

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Anon08/05/26, 09:27No.35288761

23 M London, recent uni gradInterested in chatting with any lurking females Interests include computers, DIY (especially woodworking), gaming, sometimes animeZ7S5P3NYE

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Anon08/05/26, 10:08No.35288841

https://discord.gg/mpfH56JFuuk server

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Anon08/06/26, 12:12No.35292180

i just logged into my discord loftyleroy40s, drunk, neet, watch soaps and old films. come talk to me

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Anon08/06/26, 12:24No.35292203

673E9WYUMSouth west white 30Hookers, comfyui ai user, gaming, warhammer. Looking for f free tomorrow pm or m for general chat/reqs

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Anon08/06/26, 19:39No.35293174

Would anyone be interested in being a donor? 42 white British woman. Kik: louiseeasy

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Anon08/06/26, 20:33No.35293326

>ASL 25/M/UK Description White, tall, darker long hair, glasses. Occasionally told I look like a taller John Lennon. >Life Stable job, live independently, have my own place. Not living for work and not drowning in it either. >Personality Generally calm and easy to talk to. Dry humour, a bit of sarcasm. Selective about who I let close. Can get intense when I properly like someone, but that is rare. Prefer space and then enjoy the time we do spend together more because of it. >Interests Gaming, music, history, the occasional hike or trip. Prefer a balance between staying in and going out. >Looking for A girl, 18-30, who is looking for something that could become serious. Loyal, emotionally present, and direct once we click. Shared interests help. Gaming together, watching things, actual conversation. I am a slow burn and not especially good at pure friendship with women. Open to long distance only if there is a clear plan to meet. Prefer UK, Ireland or Western Europe. Not looking for Drama, constant games, or people who treat their issues as their entire personality. Maturity and a tad amount of self-awareness go a long way. >Contact Discord: carolingophile

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Anon08/07/26, 03:26No.35294296

https://discord.gg/SFzAuG6xuUK cute server no creeps <3

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Anon08/08/26, 17:00No.35299021

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Anon08/09/26, 10:10No.35301161

>ASL 24 M United Kingdom >about me kinda bored and lonely and broken. i have one real life friend. i study in uni. i write. tho i spend most of my time online. i can be funny. >looking for more people to talk with online, hopefully long lasting friends. i prefer to vc. >discord _johnny_deppth_alt

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Anon08/09/26, 14:51No.35301594

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Anon08/09/26, 15:01No.35301612

ASL 30s m England >About 5'10, average build, bearded, short hair/shaven head, glasses >hobbies/interests: Alt life, metal, good food, cooking, travelling, tattoos >sexual interests Rough sex, anal, face fucking, free use and more. After care and fun are the main thing though >looking for Petite/short woman that likes big dicks, cock sucking and being made to cum repeatedly >not looking for Guys, overweight women >Tele Willowed7247Pic related

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Anon08/10/26, 00:27No.35302868

M secondary school teacher Only add if F Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ Discord: mr._anon

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Anon08/11/26, 11:47No.35307313

23 M London, recent uni gradInterested in chatting with any lurking females Interests include computers, DIY (especially woodworking), gaming, sometimes animeZ7S5P3NYE

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Anon08/11/26, 18:21No.35308149

20m, from london.i work remote as a software developer but i basically automated my job with claude so i have loads of free time. because i work from home it gets pretty lonely so i'm looking for friends to hang out with, get few pints or go to some cool events. in my free time i make music. i travel around the world a lot. i'm single, so also potentially looking for a relationship if you are a woman, but i would want to become friends first.my discord is: leftleap

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Anon08/12/26, 02:29No.35309347

25/M/SheffieldInterested in sucking and swallowing in public, or your place. kik: jake89997

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Anon08/12/26, 09:25No.35310184

>asl 30/M/Bristol >about me I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people >interests Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating >looking for Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks. >not looking for People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic >tag Captain0ppai

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Anon08/12/26, 11:32No.35310399

any gay/bi black guys in the uk wanna chat and meet?kik:quiet.fun

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Anon08/12/26, 16:05No.35310937

I am lookingfor any Uk females with a breeding kink.Kik Greydrain

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Anon08/12/26, 16:17No.35310971

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Anon08/12/26, 17:50No.35311158

>ASL (late 20s / early 30s for anon reason) / tf nb / manchester >About Has no friends. Feels incel time to time. Goes to some goth gigs. Has creative project >Looking for Wishes had friends to see bands with. Anyone trans or female, or goth. >Interests 3d animation, programming, linux, and goth punk music, guitar, games dev, >not looking for straight males, or politics, heavily religious ppl, or anyone not single >add my discord if ur interested, u can add my anon discord then add my real one, i am single btw. disc: 5n432

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Anon08/12/26, 18:44No.35311259

fusionmylfEssex UK - sharing my mum who has huge tits hopefully to guys who are more local

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Anon08/13/26, 15:57No.35313791

18f NWI’m into all sorts of music (mostly rock) though recently I’ve been listening to gothabilly and psychobilly and would love more recommendations! I love films and the history of it, of course I have a soft spot for vampires and muppets. I’m really into history and looking to pursue anthropology in the future. I like walks, museums, and just anything to get me out the house really.I’m looking for local-ish people to eventually meet up with or just to chat hopefully around my age (18-25). I’m only looking for friendship as I currently have a boyfriend, so please don’t add if you have other intentions as it’s just a waste of both our times!disc: leonardcoh3n

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Anon08/13/26, 18:28No.35314094

Male teacher Only add if F Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ Discord: mr._anon

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Anon08/13/26, 22:56No.35314803

Anyone here from Ireland/NI btw? Seems like nobody uses /soc/ here

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Anon08/14/26, 22:01No.35317475

ASL 27M midlands >About Yourself / Interests .I'm an active guy most of my time is spent in the gym weightlifting or doing martial arts. When I'm not in the gym I'm usually playing guitar, watching anime or gaming. I love RPGs like Tales series, Atelier and a lot more, also super into Touhou. I collect doujin CDs so it would be cool if you're also into 2hu. I also play a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh so if you like tcgs we should get along >Looking For Looking for friends who I can talk to regularly. I'm kinda terminally online even when I'm busy with my 9-5 and stuff outside that and I like having people to talk to regularly share our lives and support one another. Also need more people to hang out with in person so if you're nearby that'd be cool. >Not Looking For Dry people, people who ghost or have thriving social lives that I'll be jealous of (jk I know you're all losers). >Tag majinken. (Including the dot)

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Anon08/15/26, 08:25No.35318795

29 m Bristol Thinking of finding a bro to regularly goon with and generally milk each other stupid lol. Not too experienced with guys so would love to find a guy who I can get on with and who’s up for spending time watching porn and practising some sloppy head on each otherTG: X3AXBZJPW

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Anon08/15/26, 15:00No.35319522

ASL 21M west london and manchester i move between them ALOT for my job >About Yourself / Interests active fella, i lift partially do alot of combat sport and regularly ruck/run through the woods, very big into touhou, true crime, creepy pastas, idol anime and just otaku related stuff >Looking For mainly friends not opposed to other stuff but im quite sociable with anyone and like to get out and meet new people graduated uni and am now in a decent job so my old social group are scattered and need new people, also we need a right back for a sunday league team by september in greater manchester if u can play right back please contact me >Not Looking For old perverted men >Tag asurax2.0 on disc

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Anon08/15/26, 17:59No.35319815

Add me if you're intelligent, in your 20s, and watch Edward Duttonlightchouli

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Anon08/15/26, 18:11No.35319831

>ASL 30s/ftm/Warwickshire >Describe/About Yourself//Hobbies& Interests Just a guy. Big into esotericism and conspiracy theories but also capable of holding normal conversations about normal things. Live music enjoyer, mostly rock/metal. Keen traveller, mostly EU. Currently enjoying Vtubers quite a lot. Work a 9-5 but often online during work because I’ve lost all motivation. >Looking for Friends, people to chat with, if you’re in the UK or EU then some gig buddies or people who are interested in going to shows/events/visiting historical places would be cool. If you’re interested in talking about esoteric/conspiracy stuff that’s a plus. Open to hookups/casual encounters potentially; it’s been a while. >Not looking for Clingy people/people who will get upset if I take a while to reply >Tags & socials DC: leopardprintleg

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Anon08/15/26, 18:47No.35319900

>ASL 20's/M/North England>About Torn between being normal and an online shut-in, spend a lot of time at the PC that be for vidya or whatever else but also try to keep active. Enjoy reading, in a comic phase at the moment been re-visiting some old favourites. Happy to talk about music, film etc. so long as it's not people getting on their high horse, I know everyone is thrilled to hear about your "unique" taste and how different it makes you. Interested in older tech, (Sega Saturn & Dreamcast my beloveds) CRT's are cool, Film Cameras, used to be quite into photography and intend on picking it up again when the time is right. Currently playing Dragon Quest 2 with some mindless Hero shooter slop on the side, would like to find people interested in playing games and hanging out instead of just dead-end texting non-stop but also don't mind just streaming something.Truly nothing special and won't waste your time pretending to be.Disc:heavensnight00

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Anon08/15/26, 19:11No.35319951

Anyone looking to feed with hoejabs, south Indian porn /brown girls can join https://t.me/+Ll0YoqKwRMFiNDk0Contribution is must to stay in the group

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Anon08/15/26, 19:38No.35320007

Gay guy 34 perv for chat with other gay guys. Love exposing myself on vid calls and voice notes as well as just chat. AMS4DB8VU feed me and I’ll play for you

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Anon08/16/26, 10:25No.35321872

23 M LondonMy hobbies/interests: video games, manga/anime, DIY, woodworking, tech and computers.I also mainly play story based RPGs, with some of my favourites being Nier: Automata, Yakuza, RDR2, God of War, and Sekiro Shadows Die Twice. I really like jrpgs and enjoy the persona series.>Looking forI'm starting to get bored of simply porn and am craving a connection and to have someone to talk about it to without it being taboo or uncomfortable. I want to have a naughty chat with a girl without expectations and holding up appearances from either side.I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship, just a girl to chat with and have some fun, but I'm open to see where things go.I'd love to chat and get to know each other a little, but also to chat about kinks and preferences/fantasies, roleplay scenarios, play some dirty games (would you rather, truth or dare, etc.). I'm also open to any ideas or suggestions.Ideally I'd like someone I can chat with about both nsfw and sfw. Down to meet up if you're close>Not looking for Guys, trannies, sellers, cheaters swimgers and cucks (idc if you're in an open relationship)>Contact infoDiscord: gorillanon Teleguard: Z7S5P3NYE Email: [email protected]

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Anon08/16/26, 12:56No.35322194

>ASL 21 Male UK (Birmingham)>About I'm moroccan, french and italian. I speak both french and english fluently. My main hobbies are gaming, going on walks and socialising.>looking for Making friends>Not looking for Weird people>contact Just reply here with your discord

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Anon08/16/26, 19:12No.35323024

>ASL 30/m/Dorset >About Slim, handsome, bi-curious, looking to get my cock sucked by another guy. Interested in sucking also. Can share pics in DMs. Can host, limited travel >disc .t1ck.

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Anon08/16/26, 19:48No.35323125

I am looking for UK females to chat with. Especially if from the south east. Any age.YH9KWN92Y

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Anon08/17/26, 20:29No.35326193

30M here. Coming to London to visit in November any f wanna hang? My gf and I are splitting up for some time (we are poly) so I’ll need some cool f to hang with :)Discord: thefunkyduckk

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Anon08/18/26, 14:01No.35328409

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Anon08/18/26, 21:09No.35329323

>ASL 23 M South East>About Irish, also fluent in Russian. Current hobbies are gaming and the occasional gig>Looking for Anything really. Friends or anything leading up to meeting irl is welcome. Interest in esoterics is a plus Also open to relationships/hookups with fem people although exceptions exist>Not looking for /pol/, people who respond with one word or needy faggots who don't understand what a day job is>contact Discord: smeex1

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Anon08/19/26, 04:27No.35330444

7VR4XXPDN djrn2 on telegramtrading uk sluts/whoresalso doing roulette, send something in, get what the person before sent in.

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Anon08/19/26, 06:05No.35330659

@djrn2trading uk chavs/slagsalso t.me/LetsAskBot?start=EauXbi if you want for anything, will do roulette on bot

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Anon08/20/26, 03:05No.35332920

23m uk/ west midlands i cant stand being alone anymore discord: jackpowell690

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Anon08/20/26, 14:44No.35334192

>ASL 34m, UK>About me A sweet, naughty, perverted daddy type, 5'11, dark hair, slight dad bod but hot and moderately in shape, thick pretty cock, completely kinky and perverted! Endless kinks actually, and super nerdy>Looking for Femboys, trans cuties, perverted subby bottoms! Love perverts or people into perverts.>Details Snap: jester_xyx

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Anon08/20/26, 17:55No.35334553

>ASL 24, M, London>about me I like to read, I own two dogs, I got a wifey, am bi. I also like to play games, take photos, and just quit after being a chef for a while. I was a filmmaker at one point but I gave up on it when I realised most of the industry is just another office job where you have to cuck up to get a promotion. 185 cm and around 85kg of alpha sigma male B)>looking for A friend. Would be nice to go out with someone to get some drinks with (I emphasise not romantic I have a partner) or get a coffee with. I also want to get into ping pong, rock climbing, or anything else you think would be fun. I don't like drugs. And yeah just someone to make friends with.>not looking for Anyone younger than 21. Anyone who would have a problem with me using the word 'retard'.disc- chat_banned123_38939

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Anon08/20/26, 21:18No.35335083

30m visiting London in November Looking for any uk/London girls Disc: thefunkyduckk Tg RDYRA96B8

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Anon08/21/26, 14:10No.35337094

Male teacher Only add if F Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ Discord: mr._anon

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Anon08/21/26, 14:11No.35337095

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Anon08/21/26, 16:57No.35337497

2HYWV65VQ djrn2 on telegramtrading uk chavs/schoolgirl uniforms for similar or asshole contentalso doing roulette, send something in, get what the person before sent in.

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Anon08/21/26, 16:58No.35337502

Coming to London in November looking for cute girls :)RDYRA96B8

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Anon08/21/26, 18:28No.35337718

M30 bwc hung and shaved. Looking for girls, trans or femboys.Open minded for kinks. Happily to make a longer "relation"Don't text if you are looking for tribs of some random people like your teacher, wife, classmates etc...Nick Snapchat Lorenzzo_024 Kik Lorenzzo024

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Anon08/22/26, 18:37No.35340530

24m/boy/London24m, got medium long hair, smooth, im lookin for tops to hang out with an maybe get railed by.london peeps only pretty pwease please.discord username: hetzerchecker

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Anon08/23/26, 14:10No.35342868

21/M/London (White)Neurodivergent. Too many interests to list out, but I'm sure we overlap, just ask me about it and I'll go into a lot of detail. Add me if you enjoy listening to anons blogpost about random shit or writing paragraphs about topics they enjoy.Not interested in dating or meeting up, the idea makes me extremely uncomfortable. Don't add me if you're a lefty or can't handle slurs. Also no Troons or homosexual men.Discord: OrganicMale

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Anon08/23/26, 16:11No.35343058

Any long term doms looking for a slave? married, 30 UK. Set me tasks etc behind my wife’s back. Turn me into whatever you want..SS1995_

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Anon08/24/26, 11:24No.35345406

fuck you all mongrels;; ireland forever

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Anon08/24/26, 20:28No.35346572

Coming to London in November, any girls wanna chat about meeting up with me?D9RJ8XGAX

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Anon08/25/26, 07:21No.35348024

Looking for a straight twink or femboy for a one-off, no strings MMF threesome. There will be zero sexual contact between the males, this is purely to double team a slut. It would be more convenient if you were located near Glasgow or Birmingham.Tell us a bit about yourself, if interested.

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Anon08/26/26, 15:52No.35352286

19FI enjoy making fetish videos you dont normally come across on internet. taking requests tooTelegram- ELKK9 kik- katyputh22

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Anon08/26/26, 20:50No.35353049

One of the biggest UK/English servers they dont want you to know about. Meet up, make friends, chat until.your heart is content and have your life fundamentally changed by joininghttps://discord.gg/CZWnXYfEDV

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Anon08/27/26, 13:20No.35355288

Am bored now and lonely looking for fuck buddy here I'll prepare big dick Or any size of dickTelegram @Sillypussy16

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Anon08/27/26, 16:00No.35355593

>ASL 21m (Femboy), homo, UK >primary interest Post-Punk & New Wave Music, open-world videogames, cats (meow) and other cute animals, dressing like a girl, yapping. >other interests History, philosophy, technology, learning stuff, some online games. >looking for I need more femboy friends so pls hmu :3 Please be male and from Europe (especially UK and Ireland) around my age, so 19-26. >not looking for Girls, or guys not in my age or geographic range. Guys who are fat, hairy, creepy, or overly horny, etc. >discord _me0wy_

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Anon08/27/26, 16:13No.35355636

First the horny side. Scotland based M looking for a femanon who's willing to let me watch them brush/style their hair. I just find it so satisfying and relaxingFor the kinkier among you, happy to extend this into a more controlling thing, (outfit control and similar), extending into something more dom/sub, daddy issues and SHers welcome. Must be UK basedAlso just looking for folk to chat with for shits and giggles Disc. ayden546

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Anon08/27/26, 16:13No.35355637

Join neetcordiaI’m a Brit myself and I want MORE MORE BRITISH PEOPLE WE NEED MOOREEEE

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Anon08/27/26, 22:30No.35356525

28 MTF Scotland. Looking to make new friendsFC6HVQKHD

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Anon08/28/26, 00:00No.35356742

19/cisf/manchesterautistic adhd with traits of cptsd. alt loner in college with no irl friends, would like to hang out alot irl so the closer to me the better. i can be pretty annoying sometimes because ill get pretty clingy if you're interesting. i have multiple peircings and a tattoo (plan to get more). im also bisexual. i don't mind sending pictures of my face as long as you do the same>requirements my age range (18-22), in my city, weed smoker, wont sexually assault me>preferences gay women(incl trans women),alt, autistic/adhd, doesn't mind other drugs like shrooms and mdma, would let me make you watch the shows i like. open to more than friendship (do not expect it of me though)>don't want out of my age range, pornrotted, heavily right wing, unhygienic, overly religious, pedos/pedobaiters, bpdemons, people who only want sex, murderers.>tag all_angels_rot (my alt account because im not having main spammed) i WILL block anyone who doesn't fit my requirements and or has one of the traits from don't want

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Anon08/28/26, 16:30No.35358675

Sharing my ex for us to goon to while we chat.>Please actually have a conversation and don't just ask for more, I'll already be sending.If you want you can do things like saving all her pics, showing me that you're sharing her with others and also you can trade pics of her back and forth with me any time we goon to her even if they are repeats.Teleguard: ZX6J8BCW2

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Anon08/28/26, 17:55No.35358884

>ASL 41 M Essex>About 6ft, burly, bearded and rugged bear of a man. BWC. Easygoing, laidback nerd into vidya, movies, comics and long conversations about pretty much anything.>Looking For I have a thing for lonely, clingy and needy women who don’t have a lot going for them in life with no social circle. Needy little things who crave the guidance and attention of an older man.>Not Looking For Men, couples, trans, sellers, sugar arrangements or boring people.D'cord & T'gram: alexb011

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Anon08/29/26, 16:39No.35362006

20 M Oxfordcompletely addicted cuck bitch here looking for genuinely hung doms who’d pound my girl into submission in my bed and call me a useless bitchboyTele: ukbrigy

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Anon08/29/26, 19:27No.35362389

>A/S/L 28/M/West Midlands >About tall but fat, straight, depressed, nothing really going for me lmao. hugless, kissless, virgin. Pretty much a loser lmao. mildly? autistic. Struggle to socialise - only really go outside for work then go straight back home. Idk if it's because I'm scared of the outside or because I don't have irl friends. Never learnt to drive a car because costs, Don't talk to family either anymore. >hobbies/interests none really besides playing pc games and watching movies, waiting on WoW Classic+ to be announced so I can fake being social again. If you have a passion though I could probably leech it. Enjoy cooking but no one to cook for so I end up eating the same meal for like 3 days because idk how to make a single portion lol. Want to get into drawing but I've been trying for like a year and a retarded baby could probably draw better than me. really into Project Zomboid wanted to try RP servers but I struggle to stay in character >looking for people to talk too, hopefully irl/discord friends too. People in the uk (obviously), someone to help me stop being a fucking loser. >not looking for sex pests, I may be a virgin but I ain't desperate enough to show my dick to strangers. People outside the UK >contact discord: burntout2much

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Anon08/29/26, 22:04No.35362755

27 / M / Norfolk / Bi(pussy preference)6'2 132kg chubish, active in sport and gym so bulking up.Looking for those any gender with a pussy, (cis F, tboys, etc.) who might be up for some kind of casual meetup for kink/sex, including cucking your partner.into a lot and open to more things, so message me what you're into or send me a picture and I'll tell you want I'd want to do with you.I travel a bit so don't necessarily need to be local but it helps.Not looking for, cocks, roleplay, just pictures (some are fine but experiences are what I want at some point), anyone with a beard, nonsexual abuse, underage.If you're a guy looking to get cucked, I need to hear from your girlfriend, not just a total degen larping that she's into itSend time-stamped face pic to TeleGuard YXGLJ7FC6

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Anon08/30/26, 11:28No.35364416

>ASL 24 M North West >about me kinda bored and lonely and broken. i have one real life friend. i study in uni. i write. tho i spend most of my time online. i can be funny. >looking for more people to talk with online, hopefully long lasting friends. i prefer to vc. >discord _j_d_a_

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Anon08/30/26, 12:40No.35364586

>asl 44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter) >Description Been wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the personality defects that plague me day to day. Personal accountability?! How dare you! >Looking for Biological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of. >Not looking for MEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour. >Interests and Hobbies All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. Feel free to try dragging me out of the early turn of the millennium because it seems I refuse to leave. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful, creative people on here - equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer, before I inevitably get too old to be interesting, even on here.>Contact Discord: david_ononymous Snapchat: NewPoorDecision Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

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Anon08/30/26, 20:07No.35365616

>Age 25/M/UK >About I’m an Engineering PhD student recently relocated to the UK after finishing my Bachelor’s and spending some time in the US working on the semiconductor industry, which sounds a lot more exciting than it really was. I’m very much into science and mathematics. Outside of that, I’m an avid reader, mostly of fiction, with favourite authors including Pynchon, DFW, DeLillo, Nabokov, Stevenson, Borges, and a fairly long and perpetually expanding list of others. I’m similarly obsessive about film: Kubrick, Tarkovsky, the Coen brothers, Koreeda, etc. Sports-wise, swimming is the longstanding one, I used to swim competitively while I was in America. More recently I’ve been getting into running and cycling, partly out of genuine enjoyment and partly because I’ve developed the possibly ill-advised ambition of doing a triathlon someday. Wish I had more time to spend on it, though. >Looking for Someone with similar interests to chat with and pass the time. This being sort of an nsfw thread I'm also maybe potentially interested in nsfw stuff but sfw is fine too. Maybe eventually meet and hang out if in Oxford or London, haven't really made that many interesting friends since I came here. >Not looking for Anything nsfw with other men >Tag gravitys_rainbow21

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Anon08/30/26, 22:39No.35366002

Any London girls wanna meetup with a 30m tourist in November? Come chat let’s be friends and maybe we can have fun when I’m thereDisc: thefunkyduckk

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Anon08/31/26, 06:36No.35367127

>ASL 36/M/EU >about you Just an ordinary anon who struggles to accept the fact I have no one irl or online friends. Its hard to make friends post 30 as it is, and the more time goes by i wonder if its even realistically possible to still find true friends at this stage in life. >interests/hobbies Cars and motorsport, electronic music, movies, cooking, history, geo-politics, science, sci-fi, books. Im also into swimming and mountain biking as im trying to get back in shape. >looking for Prefer people located in the EU/UK but anyone outside of that are welcome to add me as long as you are ok with the time difference. Im looking for an online friend i can talk with on a daily basis and be open about any subject, without the fear of being judged - someone with whom I can try to escape reality, even for a short while. We can share our interests, daily life struggles, past stories, hopes for the future, talk about current events or just rant to each other. Im genuinely open to any topic/idea you have in mind so as long as we can have a respectful conversation like two adults that dont have to necessarily agree with each other. >not looking for Friend collectors who add and never respond, sellers and most importantly, people who cant hold a conversation. >contact voidmorrow

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Anon08/31/26, 17:06No.35368278

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Anon09/01/26, 10:31No.35370452

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality M35, straight>Location London/Suffolk>About me Warehouse worker 40 hours per week. I go gym about 3 - 4 times a week, I'm around 80kg and 6ft. I love video games, like going out and exploring and taking photographs.>Looking for: Women who share hobbies, meetup or just want to explore, chat or go to gigs.>Not looking for Non-Biological Women>Contact Discord - astralgunk

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Anon09/01/26, 11:08No.35370496

Looking for someone to play some dares in London soon. More details in provate. Hmu on kik at pick_a_boo_331I am M

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Anon09/01/26, 12:03No.35370539

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Anon09/02/26, 08:15No.35373278

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Anon09/02/26, 09:38No.35373367

>asl 20/M/London>who am i Student at some mid uni and completely new to Uk, your average 195 cm skinny autistic nd eastern European.>interests I like doing degen shit like doing drugs and going out till like 3 am, but I also enjoy some intellectual banter here and there, I'm somewhat philosophical and political. I like the thrift shops, clubs, weed dealers here in London, always open to find new places and people around here. I'm pretty knowledgeable on peptides, vidya, drugs, coding, digicore, basedjaks, clothing and once was a gymrat, kinda want to get back to going to the gym too.>looking for People near me, people to play vidya with, maybe something breedable.>cord disc: evilxans

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Anon09/02/26, 16:05No.35374159

>ASL 39 M Midlands>About Divorced, kinky, traumatised, porn brained. A lover of kink with plenty of experience. Nice fat uncock cock.>sexual interests Orgasm control, breath play, bondage, spanking, throat training, wax, oil, medical gloves, boots, exhibitionism, sensory deprivation, body writing, electrics, bruises, biting, hair pulling, spit, sweat, armpits, body worship, cuckolding, breeding, chastity, gender play, findom, non-sexual/domestic servitude, primal play, age gaps, CNC, free-use>looking for People that can hold a conversation, hot people to spank and film, gooners and goonettes. Come with enthusiasm to talk about all the heinous taboo that makes your brain turn to mush.>not looking for People that can't hold a conversation.>disc degeneratemess

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Anon09/02/26, 16:23No.35374197

Any long term bulls want to own me behind my wife’s back? Turn me into whatever you want, force me to do things for you. Set me tasks etcSS1995_

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Anon09/03/26, 11:10No.35376646

Sharing my ex for us to goon to while we chat.>Bonus points for long-term chats and people that love non-nude pics too. Please actually have a conversation and don't just ask for more, I'll already be sending.You don't need to but if you want you can do things like saving all her pics, showing me that you're sharing her with others and also you can trade pics of her back and forth with me any time we goon to her even if they are repeats..Teleguard: C8LYSTMJX

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Anon09/04/26, 00:01No.35378272

>ASL 28/M/Near London >About 6'1 with a normal BMI, brown hair, glasses, generally clean-shaven. I'm mostly at home staring at my screen but I have been trying to get out more lately and started lifting again recently I work as a software dev and like to learn things >hobbies/interests: movies, games, cooking, baking, birds, programming, and learning languages. I'm between N3 (passed) to N2 in Japanese and need to relearn German. >looking for Anyone who would like to talk on Discord about our day-to-day lives, learning languages, sharing good recipes, or happens to play AoE2. Anyone who would like to visit parks, museums, or have a coffee together in real life. A woman to date potentially >not looking for racists, homophobes yada >disc socdoras

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Anon09/04/26, 06:45No.35379125

Sharing my ex for us to goon to while we chat>Bonus points for long-term chats. Please actually have a conversation and don't just keep asking for more.You don't need to but if you want you can do things like saving all her pics and also you can trade pics of her back and forth with me any time we goon to her even if they are repeats. She will be our pornTeleguard: C8LYSTMJX

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Anon09/04/26, 12:24No.35379739

any gay black dudes in the uk wanna chat?kik:quiet.fun

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Anon09/04/26, 22:59No.35381046

>ASL 29 / M / UK – West Midlands >About Me Chill guy, 5'7, short hair, chubby, beard sometimes, hairy. Laid-back, but always kinda horny. Been away from Discord and 4Chan for a while. >Interests TV & movies, video editing, MTG, Warhammer 40K, some gaming, walking, driving, AI, and whatever else catches my attention. >What I'm Looking For M, F and anyone in-between. All vibes welcome, I'm pan and a bit of a sub but I switch. Down to chat or meet up. Just seeing who's out there still after being gone for a while. Just let me know what thread you've added me from. >What I'm Not Looking For Unhygienic people. Take care of yourselves, people... >Tag Discord: tamris

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Anon09/05/26, 04:19No.35381933

Sharing my slut for you to stroke to!You can come from any angle you want like worshipping or degrading etc. Use her any way you wantTeleguard: C8LYSTMJX

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Anon09/05/26, 13:29No.35383176

>A/S/L35/M/UK (Surrey)>Looking for.Trans woman and femboys. UK preferred but I prefer to chat normally so if you can string a conversation along then it doesn't really matter. Can host.>Not looking for.CIS men. Anyone over 40ish. Anyone that just wants to talk about sex or is deep into humiliation or degradation, sorry that's just not my jam.>About35M as stated. FM engineer with a water system bias. I like cooking, reading, 4x video games as my reaction times for shooters is long gone.>ContactKik - Reaver2145

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Anon09/05/26, 13:42No.35383208

40 yr old guy from Wales, any women wana chat and help make house cleaning more bearable hmu, snap nakdstonr

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Anon09/05/26, 22:11No.35384269

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Anon09/06/26, 14:35No.35386298

Making a long-term group dedicated to my webslut ex.Make me helplessly watch as you guys goon to her while chatting and sharing her with eachother. You can save all her pics and then repost her in the group anytime you want, it's okay if they're repeats!>The only rule is that you don't lurk or you'll be removed, if you're not around that's okay but just don't lurk when you are around. Sometimes the group will go quiet but that doesn't mean it's dead just post in it and it'll get going again. I'm looking to make this a long-term thing where you guys goon to her anytime you want while chatting about her with eachother and sharing her pics in the group. Almost like her webslut fanclub lol.Teleguard: KPMM7J4W8

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Anon09/06/26, 14:58No.35386355

Trading uk gf and irls Tele jayvee198

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Anon09/06/26, 15:23No.35386396

M30 visiting London with my gf in a couple months looking for bi girls who wanna maybe hang out? HMU lets chat!TG: D9RJ8XGAX Disc: thefunkyduckk

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Anon09/06/26, 15:29No.35386414

M18 London, got a free house for the week looking for fun stuff to do TQ53DN3A4

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Anon09/06/26, 20:14No.35387082

Making a long-term group dedicated to my webslut exMake me helplessly watch as you guys goon to her while chatting and sharing her with eachother. You can save all her pics and then repost her in the group anytime you want, it's okay if they're repeats.>The only rule is that you don't lurk or you'll be removed, if you're not around that's okay but just don't lurk when you are around. Sometimes the group will go quiet but that doesn't mean it's dead just post in it and it'll get going again. I'm looking to make this a long-term thing where you guys goon to her anytime you want while chatting about her with eachother and sharing her pics in the group. Almost like her webslut fanclub lolTeleguard: KPMM7J4W8

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Anon09/06/26, 23:47No.35387638

Calling for all Northern Ireland girls you know or have stuff of. Doesn't have to be nudeSnap: shestwoknow Kik: Irishdiscreeet

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Anon09/07/26, 01:47No.35387880

24 - mtf trans but haven't started hrt - i live in Hull. My discord is noralerub Full address and phone number will be provided upon request.

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Anon09/07/26, 16:15No.35389832

Looking for long-term fuck buddy hereTelegram @Ainago14

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Anon09/07/26, 21:57No.35390712

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Anon09/07/26, 22:00No.35390717

>ASL: 28-M-UK >About me: Short, fat but working on it, short hair, switch, pansexual, horny as hell most of the time. >Interests Movies, TV, D&D, writing, generative AI, gaming >Looking for: Someone I can: - Share/trade porn with on a semi regular basis. - Discuss my bi GF and how I want her to be fucked by other men and women. *I ain't sharing images of her.* - Not have to stress about the state of the world with. >Into: Damn near everything 18+. Test me. All genders welcome. >Not into Scat/Piss, Findom, VC. >Disc: throwawago

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Anon09/07/26, 22:01No.35390723

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Anon09/07/26, 22:32No.35390811

>ASL 25M NW ENG >About 5'11, Finance wageslave job, fit, >Hobbies Reading, Football, F1, gym, far right politics, games, , motorcycles, Anime >Looking for Females around my age to talk to. Nothing too serious as i have a girlfriend.- >Not looking for a lecture on politics >Discord MarrinellWN

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Anon09/08/26, 15:35No.35392847

>asl 30 m gay uk>about Twinky 30 year old bottom from the uk. 5’8, slim, smooth, blonde hair and blue eyes.In the process of creating my fursona but thinking it will be an arctic fox!I’m looking for a nerdy top furry guy who wants to find his soulmate :3I’m not a nerdy guy by nature, was always more of a “cool kid” at school, but have always been attracted to nerdy guys and now want to release my geek side UWUI find nerdy guys so hot - the more passionate about your interests the better <3I am very romantic and looking for someone affectionate.I can be submissive too so dom/soft dom guys are a plus:3p.s. I love teddies and plushies and would love a guy who loves these too heheLooking for masculine men>not looking for Bottoms, fem, people only looking for sex>contact Discord: thesaturdays1620 Telegram: twb96

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Anon09/09/26, 12:35No.35395716

WOW, IS YOUR LOCATION THE UK? IN THE UK THREAD? WOOOOOOW. SO HELPFUL. THANKS BROS.

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Anon09/09/26, 15:39No.35396089

I'm a 29 year old bottom from AT thinking about visiting London. Would any black people here be willing to take me in for a week? discord: thunaka

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Anon09/09/26, 16:03No.35396137

anyone in NW want to come do the milk challenge on camera for me? im female btw F19 @snuftkin on disc

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Anon09/09/26, 20:20No.35396750

Anyone from telfordKik is socwagering1 Telegram and discord is alexslempis Teleguard 5LVC76BHF

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Anon09/09/26, 21:18No.35396887

Northern ireland folks with locals to share? Hit me up, non nude acceptedSnap: shestwoknow Tguard: VA98MG6QU

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Anon09/10/26, 15:06No.35399148

26 f eu ill be moving to England in a week (on exchange) and id appreciate talking to anyone from the UK who can give me some tips on staying there, making friends and anything that i should be aware of beforehand. other than that im into social anthropology, learning about other cultures/cultural differences, currently rlly obsessed with silent hill f but i also like other games like smt 3, ys origin, etc. working out, learning about health, going skiing, sewing clothes, 90s-00s japanese idols, gothic and j-fashion, etc. and also traveling, went to taiwan, japan and the US this year! vocaloid too, went to magical mirai 2026 <3 would love to learn about anyones niche interests >looking for someone friendly kind and interesting, knows how to carry a convo >not looking for anything sexual, degens (pedos, into bestiality, furries, youget the idea), dry texters >contact .__everlasting__.

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Anon09/10/26, 16:48No.35399382

Making a long-term group dedicated to my webslut ex!Make me helplessly watch as you guys turn her into even more of a famous webslut. You can think of ideas with eachother while you goon to her. Save all her pics and then repost any of them in the group anytime you want, it's okay if they're repeatsTeleguard: KPMM7J4W8