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Anonymous01/25/26, 04:47No.34715829ANN Adopt A Neet
Welcome to /aan/ - Adopt a NEET
This thread is for NEETs, semi-providers, and providers to connect and find matches.
If you only want sex or “online only,” go elsewhere.
Discord: https://discord.gg/Cg8tAExjrr
Join our Discord (new management + tools + safety nets). Post an intro in #intro to be reviewed. For safety, do not trust anyone outside the server many are banned for being underage, creepy, or dishonest.
Post Template:
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
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Anon01/25/26, 05:08No.34715881
>ASL
38/M/US
>Looking For
A relationship (Any gender)
>Not Looking For
Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins
>Interests
Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys
>Music
Hip hop, jazz, r&b, idm, industrial, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, futurepop, downtempo, coldwave, soul, funk, ambient techno, breakbeat, gothic rock, alternative metal, nu metal, deathrock, dub, blues, chillout, deep house, dream pop, shoegaze, big beat, latin alternative, drum and bass, alt-country, electro, mpb, ska, reggae, space rock, samba, video game music, cabaret, sea shanties
>Discord
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Anon01/25/26, 06:34No.34716111
>ASL29 / M / NYC>About meI was born in Russia, immigrated to NYC with my family when I was 6.I work as a programmer, remotely from home.
I also have my own small company that I started 4 years ago, making video gamesSo I do okay financially. But I live a pretty frugal lifestyle. I'm
introverted so I mostly just stay at home, watch Youtube or play
games. Walk my dog.
Sometimes I like to travel, bounce around different countries,
spending a few weeks or a few months in each.Recently I visited Dubai, India, and Vietnam.I have mostly traditional values, and believe in romance.I like science, history, animals, entrepreneurship, youtube, true
crime, tik tok.disc: thecreatortcg_31803
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Anon01/25/26, 20:32No.34717807
20 f usi know this is a long shot but are there any providers in florida? especially near gainesville? i'm looking to relocate there to gain residency and eventually go to college.looking for more of a roommates situation (i can pay rent) but i wouldn't mind it turning into something if we get along. just have a sense of humor.
phaseeleven
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Anon01/25/26, 22:04No.34718074
>Status
Provider
>A/S/L
33/M/East coast USA
>bio
Single 6'4 tall white male with a software engineer job who has his own place. hobbies include gaming, gym, hiking, biking, anime, computers etc etc.
>looking for
Neets. message me and we can discuss what I would expect out of you if you were to move in.
discord: coinflipcatt
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Anon01/25/26, 22:10No.34718092
>Status:
Provider>asl
26/M/US>Location + Willing to Relocate?
US southwest not willing to relocate but willing to pay for you to relocate to me>Contact
Discord user9309>About me
Hi looking to adopt a neet, to take care of my place while im gone for work and help me do the dishes since i hate doing them.
If you're looking to get out of becoming a neet I'd be more than willing to help so long as you dont try to give up halfway.
To describe myself im an introvert with extroverted tendencies and like doing adrenaline focused activities. hobbies include: gym, hiking, camping, urbex, machining, metalwork, carpentry, sewing,vidya, and cooking.>Looking for
Maid, Pet>Anything else
If you have any major allergies please let me know beforehand. Im not great at reading people so being blunt is the best form of communication.
KPf
Anon01/25/26, 22:16No.34718112
Status:
ProviderSex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
30/M/StraightLocation and are you willing to relocate:
I'm from the south. Not necessarily tied to living here forever, but would need a compelling reason to leave in the near future.About Yourself:
I am a White, 6'2, brown eyes VERY DARK brown hair and beard. I work pretty hard to stay in shape and am currently deep into fitness routine for the first time since before COVID, so lots of great self improvement is happening. I'm a high-level corporate employee for a massive company who leads a large team that wears a lot of hats between finance, technology, and operations. I work remotely so I have a lot of availability. I fully own my house and am evaluating other opportunities for investing in property/land at the moment, so space is not an issue for any NEET interested. I'm also a fairly extroverted person so if you like someone with a fair bit of energy and engaging personality I may suit you.Interests:
I love bad movies, like truly putrid. I play a variety of video games we can talk about, a big nature person love going out into the world and exploring. I'm also massively into the culinary world so if you love food I'm your guy. Also generically sports and competition is always fun.What you are looking for:
I'd love a female NEET to come into my life who is eager to learn and develop herself or has some idea on a path she wants to go down. I envision myself being a support system for someone who has some ambition or curiosity. I don't care if you work necessarily, but if it was what you'd like I would be happy to support you on the path to becoming income independent. Ideally I'd love something long-term and romantic, but would be happy to just have a reliable presence around me who can support me when things are hectic and maybe someone who is willing to even learn how to run a business long-term to support me in return
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Anon01/25/26, 23:54No.34718355
20 Femboy ukLooking for owner that plays same video games as meAbout me: im paige. Im 6ft0 brown medium hair that I want to grow out more. Average body type not quite slim.i get told I have nice legs and bum.
I am not enjoying life at all. Im very much struggling to have hope. Due to this I will most likley become a clingy mess very early.
video games is my main hobby i sometimes.like to go on walks but thats more in spring and summer. Im.a complete looser and I really need an owner that can help me a better femboy for them.Video games I play: league of legends, valorant, runescape, siege x, overwatch, I also like aome single player like Mario and zelda oot.Prefrences: 30+ preferred not needed. Must play some of the games I play or aomyhing free to play we can to together. Prefer men that are controlling and know what they are doing so experience preferedKinks and ideas I like: controlled, degrading, online exposure, online humiliation, slight outfit control, some pain, breathplay and some blackmailPlease when you add me wrote an introduction message with asl, games you play, previous experience, maybe a favourite moment when owning someone and a few kinks.If you do not do thst I'll assume you didnt read for are not serious.I ama.extremely desperate for a owner and father please if your not serious for long term dont bother tryingDiscord: kittenkisses15
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Anon01/26/26, 00:22No.34718435
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET>Age, Sex/Gender
20/F/AUS>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I’d be willing to relocate out of Australia or somewhere else if needed if I am given the money for it
>About me
I like bugs a lot I read about them for fun and also wear a lot of clothing based on them, I draw alot I am an animation student and It would be preferred if I got to continue my studies even if I was else where, I like shooter or horror video games like gears of war, overwatch, dead space and indie horror games. I can clean but I can’t cook but I’d be willing to try. I’m a cold at first I’ve been told but become very affectionate later on if you’re nice to me. I do biking a lot and would enjoy if I got to still do biking if I relocated.>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I’m looking for someone nice who’d just be willing to take me in for a bit until I can find a job. I’ve never had sex before but if you want to have sex with me beggars can’t be choosers so I’d do that. I’m in a dangerous situation at the moment in my household and don’t have a lot of options left so I’m desperate>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I’m autistic and have OCD, just a warning I’d prefer if your house had basic hygiene but again beggars can’t be choosers. I’m giving myself a month or two before I move out and things escalate. Sorry about the lack of time to sort things out>contactDiscord: .gjost
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Anon01/26/26, 02:24No.34718795
>ASL
20 / F / USA
>About You
Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3
>Into
Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them)
also won big on betting recently
>Not Into!!!
Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess
>Discord
9tbf
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Anon01/26/26, 02:26No.34718800
I'm white
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Anon01/26/26, 10:20No.34719778
>ASL
19/F/USA>Looking for
lately ive been feeling like something is missing in my life & i think having someone i can truly bond with will heal my soul. my ultimate goal is to form a serious relationship. i want a lifelong partner (aka a husband) that i can eventually meetup with irl. i will get to know you first and see where things take us. please dont add me just to immediately sext me, not interested in that until we've established that sort of relationship. being able to vc sometimes is a plus.>Not looking for
ghosters, unironically rude people, people immediately interested in sex, doesnt contribute to conversation, consistently taking forever to respond, people who do not live in the USA, people not looking for a serious long-term relationship, people who dont want to have children, NEETS>Interests
singing, video games, cooking, tv shows, voice acting, fashion, food, doomscrolling, hiking, animals, just started getting into jigsaw puzzles and i love it>Discord
clevercassie
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Anon01/26/26, 10:24No.34719786
Are there any trans girls willing to consider housing another tgirl?
Im desperate and i dont feel safe around cis people anymore
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Anon01/26/26, 12:52No.34720014
>ASL
24 / F / EU>About me
I'm planning on relocating to a more affordable country.After working for a few years and saving a considerable amount I realized I want to retire whenever it's possible. Buy a house and just live a quiet life with a partner. I want to live in a country where the currency is weaker and have some plans in mind already. I just don't have the person yet. I figured here could be someone with similar plans and maybe could shoot my shot.I value security a lot. So my main goal is have financial stability and some degree of location freedom (in case our country becomes unstable we could have PR/citizenship somewhere else).I don't smoke, don't drink and have a somewhat healthy lifestyle so I want someone similar.I'm not white and I'm left-leaning. Although on an individual level I carry myself in a "traditional" way on what is expected of women (I like doing housework and dressing feminine for example).>Looking for:
You should have enough savings, maybe you're the person who has savings but not enough to retire in your country, or on your own.Preferably you should have a job, even better if a remote job.Someone who doesn't want kids.I want someone who would enjoy doing charity or opensource work.I will not share specific information unless you explain enough about your life and you're willing to take action.>Contact
[email protected]
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Anon01/26/26, 16:53No.34720596
Check out Mercia, it's our server, we are trying to make a small but active community and friend group. it's for those interested in politics, history, art, the occult, philosophy, aesthetics, etc.. to discuss any topic freely. We don't care what you believe in or where you're from so long as you aren't easily offended by politically incorrect banter and discussions.No gooners
Nobody under 18.https://discord.gg/D3Ek9zq2TN
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Anon01/26/26, 18:02No.34720744
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
Late 30's/M/Straight/White guy
Interests include vidya (i love rogue lites and co-op stuff like Risk of Rain/Helldivers/Monster Hunter), anime enjoyer, getting into photography, bit of a homebody, love cooking (mexican food is my fav to make), getting back into shape and taking daily walks. No kids & don't want
Contact info: vidyaandfinedining_43075
[email protected]>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Texas, no. I've got my own place to myself>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Relationship / live in gf, FWB
It's been a while since I've had someone to share everyday experiences with and I miss cooking for two. I work from home and it would be nice to have someone to help out with house work. Would prefer you had anime or vidya as a common hobby, were at least mid 20's (closer my age the better). I can travel within reason to help you move if needed. Preferably we hang out online a few times before meeting in person>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Deal breakers: entirely mentally unstable, hard drug use (weed and alc are fine)
Please leave your asl and a meme on the add message :)
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Anon01/26/26, 19:29No.34720947
43/m/providerLooking for a travel companion.I retired early and move country to country on tourist visas. Usually stay around 90 days, sometimes do a border run, sometimes just move on. Rent an apartment, keep costs low, enjoy whatever’s local.Places include Albania, Dominican Republic, Bosnia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Romania, Georgia, Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Belize, Colombia, Mexico, etc. Open to other low cost-of-living countries.You just need a passport. I cover everything else.Contact: [email protected]
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Anon01/26/26, 19:49No.34720996
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-Provider / NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
24/M/Bi
About Yourself + Contact Info
NEET with sleeping problems, on disability (for anxiety/depression/adhd). I like video games, mecha, furry/kemono, jrpgs, pokemon, monster hunter, minecraft.
hyakushiikii on discord.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Ontario. Can only relocate within Ontario because of my disabilitybux.
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
A roommate or someone I can rent a room from in April/May to July/August maybe longer it depends.
>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I don't have a car or a license so I would need help moving my stuff.
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Anon01/27/26, 04:19No.34722244
neet 23 usi like programming and im trying to get
a remote job doing thatmy living situation is bad and am looking for place to stay or datingxxyyvn
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Anon01/27/26, 16:54No.34723735
>Status: Provider>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
I am a 24 year old male looking to provide. I am straight and looking exclusively for women.>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I am in the 321 area code, close to central Florida.>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I am looking to provide. I have recently moved in to a 2 bed 2 bath apartment and have found myself feeling lonely. I would like some company and would be willing to clothe and feed you. The situation would be friends or roommates, infrequently with benefits if that's fine by you. All I ask of you is that you be gentle and supportive. Add me and I can show you what I look like and tell you more about myself, my tag on discord is "dunerider." (with the period)pic rel will be your other roommate
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Anon01/27/26, 17:27No.34723822
posting for someone else. inb4 simp, no i have someone else i'm interested in. just helping a friend>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
- neet>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
- bi cis woman but I prefer men. Im 28
- About Yourself + Contact Info
- autistic weeb. J-pop enjoyer. My contacts are fluffyfuwafluffers on discord and [email protected]. I live in Southern California. I love vtubers such as hololive and neurosama>Location + Willing to Relocate?
- Willing to relocate in u.s and Canada.>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
- an open relationship or open marriage with my adopter is fine, but I’ll take anything at this point.>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
- nothing comes to mind so I’ll leave this as N/A
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Anon01/29/26, 02:56No.34728484
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
neet>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
26, f, straight>About Yourself + Contact Info
idk. not looking for hookups or a live-in maid situation. seeking ride or die love as the world collapses>Location + Willing to Relocate?
us, yes>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
love>discord
pig3ons
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Anon01/29/26, 03:31No.34728591
Hi, My name is Emily.
I'm a shy puppy girl looking for an abusive owner to shape and mold her. Very few limits and really open to anything. Hoping to be fully broken and molded. Into heavy degradation/ humiliation and willing to go through bodily changes.
kik: emym0ore