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Anonymous10/15/26, 03:02No.17074927/med/ medicine general
Friendly reminder:
>DO NOT SELL DRUGS
General advice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygVMTAp9JBs

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Anon10/15/26, 03:57No.17074937
You're not a real doctor. You're a resident. I could slap you upside the head and call you a bitch. You'd just take it and flee because you fear losing your position.
A real doctor could defend himself and find a new job at a new hospital.
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Anon10/15/26, 05:05No.17074948
I would like to congratulate Frog poster for fucking up this board more than I could have imagined.
This board does not deserve respect. Its full of fucking idiots, arrogant fuckwits and pompous asswipes.
The Frog poster has cleansed this board of any last pretense of informed good faith discussion.
I salute you Sir.
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Anon10/15/26, 06:39No.17074969
I thought practicing medicine would make me less racist but I still hate niggers in my clinic
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Anon10/15/26, 15:41No.17075163
Nurses are the backbone of the medical system. We need to celebrate all girl bosses and bedside nursing baddies.
Support feminism! We believe in science!
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Anon10/15/26, 22:59No.17075411
I'm in my second year of medical school right now. I liked my pulm block, does anyone here have any experience in pulm? How do you like it?
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Anon10/16/26, 06:00No.17075608
How do you ameriniggers avoid medicine from seeping into your real life? How do you stop autodiagnosing people you see on the street or feeling sorry for whoever gets injured and think up the whole pathology and algorithm on the spot?
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Anon10/17/26, 01:56No.17076329
Do people who smoke weed not realize they smell? Been walking into a lot of rooms that reek of marijuana. It's particularly grim when they have their little kids in the room too.

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Anon10/17/26, 03:41No.17076388
lol remember when all "doctors" recommended 6 year olds should submit to a gene therapy treatment for a disease they couldn't get?
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Anon10/17/26, 06:49No.17076423
Lol remember when "doctors" told children to get a rna gene therapy for a disease they couldn't even get?
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Anon10/18/26, 04:05No.17076859
Reminder to fuck over disgusting premeds, midlevels, and nursoids
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Anon10/18/26, 04:54No.17076871
Did you get the covid vaccination?
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Anon10/18/26, 06:52No.17076887
Is it true that if you eat a human hair, it stays trapped in your intestines undigested forever?

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Anon10/18/26, 21:55No.17077168
plz be better than that
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Anon10/20/26, 23:13No.17078330
betrayed by a fellow anon.
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Anon10/21/26, 00:53No.17078403
Wish me luck boys, I got my MD PhD interviews tomorrow and SOM interviews on Friday
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Anon10/21/26, 23:41No.17078436
Quality of healthcare in free fall and rampant inflation. No free and direct sale of medicaments because muh corporate profits.
You can as well go to the witch doctor.

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Anon10/22/26, 04:18No.17078542
not a doc here.
is it true that flucloxacillin can give you muscle pain, and that that is due to lack of potasium? I was given flucloxacillin for some abscess, and I'm 90% sure this piece of shit gave me mucle pains, some other weird pains, and maybe even left me hallucinating shit.
the worst part is that the abscess didn't even break.
I'm still supposed to take 3 more pills, but I'm not taking this shit ever again anymore.
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Anon10/22/26, 09:52No.17078639
>want to do a surgery fellowship imc
>learned that its nigh impossible to immigrate to the West and get recognized as surgeon
>had to settle for cardiology
in another life....scalpel..

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Anon10/24/26, 01:26No.17079650

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Anon10/24/26, 13:27No.17079804
Do you seriously plan to still be working this job in a decade /med/?
You better have a few good pharma "consulting" jobs lined up. They may be ghouls but at least they respect you unlike midlevels (the vacation time is good too!)
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Anon10/24/26, 23:13No.17080023
I am not a medical student or staff I am desperately trying to find a way to obtain Sodium Nitrite to commit suicide soon and I figured this thread might know. I don't have access to a gun so I'm trying to find a way. I'm going to do several methods at once and I want to know if this will work: go into a confined space (not in a building with other people in it), swallow heavy sleeping pills or some sort of anesthetizing substance then immediately take the SN and a powerful antiemetic and then when I get drowsy I seal off the confined space and set off a bucket of charcoal in there and this doesn't seem like a good painless plan but I am desperate and I need to find something because I don't have the money to buy a gun. I should check the handgun rental gun range policies in the Seattle area and see if there's one that I can potentially use to die although it would destroy a business and other people.I am 28 and I have had symptoms of severe depression since I was about 14 and around 23 the suicidal ideation started intensifying and I've attempted prior but I've only been voluntarily committed and I have absolutely no criminal record or interactions with police besides when they questioned me when I was 12 asking me where my dad was, I am almost certain I can legally submit a 4473 to obtain a rifle.I have made my mind about this and I want to end my life on my terms. Please give me any sort of advice for committing suicide painlessly. No your advice is not an accessory to suicide and life is not special.
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Anon10/24/26, 23:22No.17080025
Basically, how do I obtain sodium nitrite? Sorry to give you my life story