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Anonymous09/08/26, 16:27No.17049016
>be monkey
>be sexually attracted to other monkeys in order to pass on your genes
>100 000 years pass and now you look nothing like a monkey
>for some reason you're not trying to copulate with monkeys anymore but with humans
>in fact, you find monkeys disgusting now
how did nature achieve this? monkeys aren't attracted to us either, do the genes that determine what you're attracted to need to change every time the species mutates?
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Anon09/08/26, 16:33No.17049018
>monkeys aren't attracted to us either
This is actually not true. Apes in captivity often develop "crushes" for their handlers.
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Anon09/08/26, 17:00No.17049048
>you find monkeys disgusting now
Your story has veered off into a reality I simply cannot comprehend. We have parted in twain.
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Anon09/08/26, 17:38No.17049081
>>be sexually attracted to other monkeys in order to pass on your genes
*be the most sexually attracted to the most attractive monkeys
000 years pass and now you look nothing like a monkey
*100 000 years pass, and now you look like an attractive monkey raised to the 1000th power
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Anon09/08/26, 17:51No.17049106
Monkeys didnt exist back then we had a common ancestor
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Anon09/08/26, 19:18No.17049247
>>in fact, you find monkeys disgusting now
Don't tell this dude about aids
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Anon09/08/26, 21:54No.17049476
>be attracted to fitter individuals within your species
>your innate attraction towards fitness is itself fit
it's not rocket science nigger
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Anon09/08/26, 21:54No.17049478
Don't tell this dude about blacks.
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Anon09/09/26, 06:09No.17049807
Humans didn’t come from monkeys, neither did aids.
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Anon09/09/26, 06:13No.17049809
>come into thread
>no cute monkes in flower dresses
>highly disappointing
>close thread