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Anonymous01/22/26, 22:51No.16896992
/sci/, scientifically speaking, how do I increase my chance of dying while I'm sleeping?
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Anon01/22/26, 23:05No.16897002
Get really really fat and develop sleep apnia then don't treat it.
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Anon01/22/26, 23:07No.16897003
sleep in a lake
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Anon01/23/26, 04:36No.16897116
take the batteries out of any gas detectors you have
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Anon01/23/26, 04:41No.16897118
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Anon01/23/26, 08:13No.16897184
Make sure to use all the legally available recreational drugs and be fully vaccinated with the latest MRNA technology if you want the best chance of acquiring SADS.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_arrhythmic_death_syndrome
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Anon01/23/26, 12:27No.16897267
sleep on train tracks
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Anon01/23/26, 12:34No.16897273
Don’t
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Anon01/24/26, 02:07No.16897792
obesity, alcohol and drug abuse.
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Anon01/27/26, 05:14No.16900016
sleep while getting raped to death
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Anon01/27/26, 12:27No.16900166
You've just GOT to try deathmaxxing my friend:
* co2maxx with car running for warmth and co2 in garage
* monoxidemaxx with furnace & hwh vents closed for warmth and monoxide
* firemaxx with lit cigarette in mouth every night (combine with alcohol for potential spontaneous self explosion)
* heartattackmaxx with deepfried cheeseburgers for every meal
* brainbleedmaxx with 1000 mg aspirin every night before bed, sleep on tilted bed, and 12 sets x 10 reps valsalvas each week
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Anon01/27/26, 13:31No.16900183
Have you tried sleeping on actively used railways?
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Anon01/27/26, 15:00No.16900214
Just fall asleep sprawaled on the highway
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Anon01/28/26, 22:00No.16900922
if i use lots of nicotine pouches then go to bed sometimes i just stop breathing
it doesn't work for long enough though i just wake up panicked